1 00:00:06,902 --> 00:00:08,921 Previously, on "Resident Alien"... 2 00:00:08,946 --> 00:00:10,335 My mission was simple: 3 00:00:10,360 --> 00:00:12,156 drop my device onto their planet 4 00:00:12,181 --> 00:00:13,601 and head back home. 5 00:00:14,976 --> 00:00:17,615 I had no intentions of getting close to any of them. 6 00:00:20,008 --> 00:00:21,921 In order to complete my mission, 7 00:00:21,946 --> 00:00:24,796 I would have to somehow fit in with the human life forms. 8 00:00:24,821 --> 00:00:27,984 Dr. Harry Vanderspeigle, we had a murder in town last night. 9 00:00:28,009 --> 00:00:30,070 Need you to come down and take a look at the body. 10 00:00:30,095 --> 00:00:31,606 Sam Hodges was poisoned. 11 00:00:31,631 --> 00:00:34,343 He tried to give himself a tracheotomy. 12 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:36,980 There is a killer out there. We still need your help. 13 00:00:37,388 --> 00:00:39,436 In a town of 1,000 people... 14 00:00:39,898 --> 00:00:42,500 There is a kid who can see my true form. 15 00:00:42,532 --> 00:00:44,961 You're just different. I know what that feels like. 16 00:00:44,986 --> 00:00:47,867 Sometimes just feeling human is alien to me. 17 00:00:47,892 --> 00:00:49,367 Maybe there's something redeemable 18 00:00:49,392 --> 00:00:51,148 about the human race after all. 19 00:00:52,267 --> 00:00:54,821 Unfortunately for them, when I find my device, 20 00:00:54,846 --> 00:00:58,031 I will finally complete my mission and kill them all. 21 00:01:01,246 --> 00:01:02,246 _ 22 00:01:02,271 --> 00:01:04,592 All beings of the universe are different. 23 00:01:04,617 --> 00:01:07,329 For instance, my people are brilliant. 24 00:01:07,354 --> 00:01:09,232 Humans, on the other hand, are so dumb 25 00:01:09,257 --> 00:01:10,967 that they think the leading cause of death 26 00:01:10,992 --> 00:01:13,162 is heart disease. It's not. 27 00:01:13,187 --> 00:01:15,139 It's almond milk. 28 00:01:15,164 --> 00:01:18,233 Even the Grey aliens won't touch the stuff. 29 00:01:18,608 --> 00:01:20,852 Despite their differences, there is one truth 30 00:01:20,877 --> 00:01:23,014 that connects all beings. 31 00:01:23,268 --> 00:01:25,749 Life doesn't ever go as planned. 32 00:01:36,527 --> 00:01:38,081 Whoa! 33 00:01:43,330 --> 00:01:44,890 What the hell? 34 00:01:49,938 --> 00:01:51,249 Help! 35 00:01:51,891 --> 00:01:53,710 Somebody! 36 00:01:54,514 --> 00:01:56,359 Help me! 37 00:01:57,016 --> 00:01:58,717 Help! 38 00:01:59,806 --> 00:02:01,453 Somebody! 39 00:02:03,165 --> 00:02:04,476 Help! 40 00:02:12,003 --> 00:02:14,955 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 41 00:02:16,178 --> 00:02:18,289 Finding an object the size of a suitcase 42 00:02:18,314 --> 00:02:19,455 in the Colorado Mountains 43 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:22,057 is like looking for a needle in a haystack. 44 00:02:22,660 --> 00:02:24,304 I've been searching for my device 45 00:02:24,329 --> 00:02:25,791 every day for months. 46 00:02:25,816 --> 00:02:27,494 I haven't found it yet, 47 00:02:27,519 --> 00:02:30,010 but after searching a half dozen mountains, 48 00:02:30,035 --> 00:02:32,557 - _ - I finally found the haystack, 49 00:02:32,690 --> 00:02:34,830 and that's all that matters. 50 00:02:35,310 --> 00:02:39,182 Well, that and being on time for my first day of work. 51 00:02:51,243 --> 00:02:53,963 Max! Max! 52 00:02:54,304 --> 00:02:55,549 Ugh! 53 00:02:55,574 --> 00:02:57,291 He went out the window. 54 00:02:57,537 --> 00:02:59,372 Of course he did. 55 00:03:00,951 --> 00:03:02,986 What the hell happened in here? 56 00:03:03,934 --> 00:03:06,550 - The kid went nuts. - What? 57 00:03:06,575 --> 00:03:08,009 Why? 58 00:03:09,420 --> 00:03:10,953 I have no idea. 59 00:03:10,978 --> 00:03:13,025 I'm going to cut your head off! 60 00:03:16,581 --> 00:03:18,326 I think he has emotional issues. 61 00:03:18,351 --> 00:03:20,805 Well, we need to get this place cleaned up. 62 00:03:20,830 --> 00:03:22,821 There hasn't been a doctor on duty in days, 63 00:03:22,846 --> 00:03:25,157 and we have a bunch of patients coming in. 64 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:27,874 Well, don't just stand there. 65 00:03:27,899 --> 00:03:29,337 Okay. 66 00:03:33,415 --> 00:03:34,658 - Max, okay. - Count of three, bud. 67 00:03:34,682 --> 00:03:36,674 - You are getting filthy under there. - Listen to your mother, Max. 68 00:03:36,698 --> 00:03:38,810 He's just looking for my wallet. 69 00:03:38,835 --> 00:03:41,180 He's a good kid. We're good parents. 70 00:03:41,366 --> 00:03:44,157 The alien from my bedroom, he's in there. 71 00:03:44,182 --> 00:03:45,618 He's the new doctor! 72 00:03:45,643 --> 00:03:47,387 - Okay. - Max, I saw the new doctor. 73 00:03:47,412 --> 00:03:48,757 He didn't look like an alien to me. 74 00:03:48,781 --> 00:03:50,415 He's already gotten inside your brain. 75 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:51,953 - Come on, buddy. - You're as good as dead. 76 00:03:51,977 --> 00:03:53,064 Let's go. 77 00:03:53,088 --> 00:03:55,099 You are going back in there, and you are letting that doctor 78 00:03:55,123 --> 00:03:56,430 take a look at your sore throat. 79 00:03:56,455 --> 00:03:58,935 And while I'm in there, you can buy a four-foot coffin. 80 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:01,055 Okay, look, that's enough. 81 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:03,649 I cannot hear about this alien stuff anymore, 82 00:04:03,674 --> 00:04:05,719 but he can come to work with me and lie on the couch. 83 00:04:05,743 --> 00:04:07,188 If his throat doesn't feel better, 84 00:04:07,213 --> 00:04:08,845 I'll bring him back, okay? 85 00:04:08,870 --> 00:04:12,845 Oh, now you want to die too. Make that three coffins. 86 00:04:14,393 --> 00:04:15,596 I'm serious. 87 00:04:15,621 --> 00:04:17,300 If he keeps this up, we're getting rid of him. 88 00:04:17,324 --> 00:04:19,212 Sounds good. 89 00:04:19,237 --> 00:04:21,851 Oh, vanilla, thank God. You I will keep. 90 00:04:21,876 --> 00:04:23,560 - Oh. - Love you. 91 00:04:34,773 --> 00:04:37,257 Whoa, whoa, what are you doing with these? 92 00:04:37,282 --> 00:04:38,923 Look, do I need to remind you 93 00:04:38,948 --> 00:04:40,267 that this side is the mayor's office 94 00:04:40,291 --> 00:04:42,126 and that side is the sheriff's office? 95 00:04:42,151 --> 00:04:43,495 We got a murder to solve. 96 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:45,267 I got to make room over there for murder stuff. 97 00:04:45,291 --> 00:04:48,798 Yeah, well, there's no room for those boxes in here, so... 98 00:04:48,823 --> 00:04:51,134 Well, the laws of physics would tend to disagree with you 99 00:04:51,159 --> 00:04:53,438 since there they are. 100 00:04:54,593 --> 00:04:57,294 Sheriff, I'd like to file a murder complaint. 101 00:04:57,319 --> 00:05:01,041 - I know who killed Sam Hodges. - What are you talking about? 102 00:05:01,066 --> 00:05:02,729 Is that so? 103 00:05:02,754 --> 00:05:05,769 - All right. - Sure, have a seat. 104 00:05:05,794 --> 00:05:07,557 Go ahead and lay it on me, little deputy. 105 00:05:07,582 --> 00:05:10,174 It's the new doctor. He's an alien. 106 00:05:10,199 --> 00:05:12,644 Okay, on that note, I'm gonna need everyone out. 107 00:05:12,669 --> 00:05:14,711 Kid's a little delusional with a fever. 108 00:05:14,736 --> 00:05:16,747 - Maybe no talking for a day. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 109 00:05:16,771 --> 00:05:19,072 An alien? What you mean? 110 00:05:19,097 --> 00:05:20,917 Like, he ain't got a green card or something? 111 00:05:20,942 --> 00:05:24,752 No, like, alien-alien from outer space. 112 00:05:24,777 --> 00:05:26,565 - Outer sp... - And shoot me. 113 00:05:26,590 --> 00:05:28,558 What the hell are you teaching this kid, huh? 114 00:05:28,583 --> 00:05:30,361 You know I could lock you up for lying 115 00:05:30,386 --> 00:05:32,664 to an officer of the law? That is a crime. 116 00:05:32,689 --> 00:05:35,068 - You're committing crime. - Got a sick kid, okay? 117 00:05:35,093 --> 00:05:37,167 Gonna need everyone out. Got a sick kid. 118 00:05:37,192 --> 00:05:39,150 Just... Yeah, he's sick all right. 119 00:05:39,175 --> 00:05:41,320 Let me ask you something. You got HBO in your house? 120 00:05:41,345 --> 00:05:42,433 Here's what I want you to do. 121 00:05:42,457 --> 00:05:44,068 I want you to watch "Oz" season one, 122 00:05:44,093 --> 00:05:46,009 and then come back and tell me if you want to go to prison. 123 00:05:46,033 --> 00:05:48,110 Talking about some alien shit. 124 00:05:48,135 --> 00:05:50,414 - I'ma go get me some more boxes. - Uh, no. 125 00:05:50,438 --> 00:05:52,867 I really wish that you wouldn't do that, Sheriff. 126 00:05:54,376 --> 00:05:56,592 Okay, okay. 127 00:05:56,617 --> 00:05:59,890 Hey, I know the sheriff can seem kind of mean sometimes, 128 00:05:59,914 --> 00:06:02,550 but he's just a teddy bear... 129 00:06:03,421 --> 00:06:06,100 With severe control and anger issues. 130 00:06:06,421 --> 00:06:07,976 But he didn't believe me 131 00:06:08,001 --> 00:06:09,820 when I told him about the alien. 132 00:06:09,845 --> 00:06:11,664 Nobody does. 133 00:06:12,092 --> 00:06:15,572 Well, look, maybe he didn't believe you 134 00:06:15,597 --> 00:06:18,422 because he can't see the alien, right? 135 00:06:18,447 --> 00:06:21,259 It's probably putting up some kind of mind shield 136 00:06:21,284 --> 00:06:24,230 that only you can see through because you're special. 137 00:06:24,255 --> 00:06:26,290 Yeah, that makes sense. 138 00:06:27,213 --> 00:06:31,108 One of my skills as a deputy is to work as a sketch artist, 139 00:06:31,133 --> 00:06:32,723 so if you describe the alien to me, 140 00:06:32,747 --> 00:06:34,191 I could draw a picture of him. 141 00:06:34,538 --> 00:06:36,226 Great, then I can get the word out! 142 00:06:36,251 --> 00:06:39,319 Okay, start with his eyes. 143 00:06:39,344 --> 00:06:41,664 They're, like, alien shape. 144 00:06:41,689 --> 00:06:43,667 And then he has these scales going back... 145 00:06:43,691 --> 00:06:45,588 Like, blue scales with little circles. 146 00:06:45,613 --> 00:06:47,022 Ooh, okay. 147 00:06:49,494 --> 00:06:51,374 Human doctors have to go through years 148 00:06:51,399 --> 00:06:53,577 of medical school to perform a procedure 149 00:06:53,601 --> 00:06:55,820 as simple as burning off a wart. 150 00:06:55,970 --> 00:06:59,250 I was a scientist on my planet, so this is easy for me. 151 00:06:59,329 --> 00:07:00,711 All I need is the Internet, 152 00:07:00,736 --> 00:07:03,042 and I can graduate in five minutes. 153 00:07:05,313 --> 00:07:06,815 Okay. 154 00:07:07,882 --> 00:07:10,995 Let's take a look at that nasty thing. 155 00:07:11,229 --> 00:07:12,764 Hm. 156 00:07:14,757 --> 00:07:17,554 You're not a 12-year-old boy with a wart. 157 00:07:17,741 --> 00:07:20,179 Mm, not a 12-year-old boy. 158 00:07:20,204 --> 00:07:22,439 Ah, yes, Harry, sorry. This is Judy. 159 00:07:22,464 --> 00:07:24,008 She's in need of a pelvic exam. 160 00:07:24,032 --> 00:07:26,125 We had to move her up from tomorrow. 161 00:07:26,150 --> 00:07:28,492 Oh, okay. 162 00:07:29,206 --> 00:07:31,041 Pelvic exam. 163 00:07:35,609 --> 00:07:37,654 So, big guy, you into sports? 164 00:07:37,679 --> 00:07:40,624 No, but I am into putting my pants back on 165 00:07:40,648 --> 00:07:42,526 before the breeze dries out the lettuce. 166 00:07:42,550 --> 00:07:44,561 Yeah, Harry, she doesn't have all day. 167 00:07:44,586 --> 00:07:46,130 - Oh. - I'll be right back. 168 00:07:46,154 --> 00:07:48,532 Oh, yes. 169 00:07:48,727 --> 00:07:50,069 Of course. 170 00:07:54,811 --> 00:07:58,524 Okay, I see your problem. You sat on an earring. 171 00:07:58,792 --> 00:08:00,170 No! That... 172 00:08:00,195 --> 00:08:02,507 - Sorry. - That's supposed to be there. 173 00:08:02,532 --> 00:08:03,900 Uh... 174 00:08:05,206 --> 00:08:06,450 Here we go. 175 00:08:06,474 --> 00:08:09,654 Let's just get into this, mm-hmm. 176 00:08:09,679 --> 00:08:11,545 Oh, yes, examining. 177 00:08:11,570 --> 00:08:14,391 Uh, yes. 178 00:08:15,454 --> 00:08:16,661 Oh, uh... 179 00:08:16,685 --> 00:08:18,662 Did you just take a picture? 180 00:08:20,056 --> 00:08:22,062 It was a selfie. 181 00:08:23,533 --> 00:08:25,522 My first day. 182 00:08:25,547 --> 00:08:27,538 Huh. 183 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:32,140 The day didn't get any better. 184 00:08:33,664 --> 00:08:36,773 Well, it appears that you are in excellent health. 185 00:08:37,111 --> 00:08:40,149 Concerning your breath, did you recently eat 186 00:08:40,174 --> 00:08:42,219 a dead rodent? 187 00:08:42,444 --> 00:08:44,521 You should be more careful next time. 188 00:08:44,546 --> 00:08:46,457 Your parents don't have insurance, 189 00:08:46,481 --> 00:08:47,944 so if you get hurt again, 190 00:08:47,969 --> 00:08:49,660 they'll probably lose their home 191 00:08:49,684 --> 00:08:51,889 and have to live outside on the street. 192 00:08:56,991 --> 00:08:59,808 She just found a lump in her breast. 193 00:08:59,833 --> 00:09:03,179 Why don't you try to be a little more calming this time? 194 00:09:03,204 --> 00:09:04,706 I know what I'm doing. 195 00:09:07,511 --> 00:09:10,750 I see you found a lump in your breast. 196 00:09:11,062 --> 00:09:12,076 Yes. 197 00:09:12,101 --> 00:09:13,718 I'm glad that you came in and that 198 00:09:13,743 --> 00:09:16,194 you've been so diligent with your health. 199 00:09:16,444 --> 00:09:18,322 As you know, self-examination 200 00:09:18,346 --> 00:09:19,957 along with appropriate screenings 201 00:09:19,981 --> 00:09:22,159 can greatly increase your odds of early detection, 202 00:09:22,183 --> 00:09:23,638 so I don't want you to worry. 203 00:09:23,663 --> 00:09:25,935 Many women find lumps in their breasts all the time, 204 00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:28,432 and most of them are nothing, okay? 205 00:09:28,788 --> 00:09:31,013 - Okay. - Good. 206 00:09:31,038 --> 00:09:33,452 Now let's get a look at that tit. 207 00:09:39,749 --> 00:09:42,794 I discovered that the woman does not have cancer. 208 00:09:42,819 --> 00:09:45,036 I also discovered that "tit" 209 00:09:45,061 --> 00:09:47,873 is not the preferred term for breast. 210 00:09:48,130 --> 00:09:50,231 - Hi. - Hey. 211 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:52,861 Harry, this is my father Dan. Harry's a doctor. 212 00:09:52,886 --> 00:09:54,897 He's been helping us out at the clinic. 213 00:09:54,922 --> 00:09:56,124 Hello. 214 00:09:58,569 --> 00:10:01,647 Sorry, he doesn't like doctors. 215 00:10:04,138 --> 00:10:06,725 Dad, what are you doing? 216 00:10:06,975 --> 00:10:08,834 I have a bad feeling. 217 00:10:09,197 --> 00:10:11,569 There's something wrong with that man. 218 00:10:11,748 --> 00:10:14,420 Oh, my God, are you kidding me? 219 00:10:14,445 --> 00:10:17,021 You have a bad feeling about every man within ten feet of me. 220 00:10:17,046 --> 00:10:18,872 I don't have a bad feeling about him. 221 00:10:18,897 --> 00:10:21,920 - That's the problem. - What are you talking about? 222 00:10:21,945 --> 00:10:26,091 When I look at him, I feel nothing at all. 223 00:10:31,753 --> 00:10:34,705 Asta's large father does not like me. 224 00:10:34,876 --> 00:10:37,736 Can he somehow tell I am different from them? 225 00:10:38,634 --> 00:10:41,086 This day cannot get any worse. 226 00:10:47,409 --> 00:10:49,142 Shit. 227 00:10:50,205 --> 00:10:52,986 Oh, mm. 228 00:11:10,659 --> 00:11:14,171 This kid is a menace. He just won't give up. 229 00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:15,606 Where was that effort from the humans 230 00:11:15,630 --> 00:11:17,808 when we were helping them build Stonehenge? 231 00:11:17,832 --> 00:11:20,344 A bunch of idiots just sitting around drinking mead, 232 00:11:20,368 --> 00:11:23,781 making us do all the work. Lazy druids. 233 00:11:23,805 --> 00:11:24,888 I can't leave. 234 00:11:24,913 --> 00:11:26,983 I'm too close to finding my device, 235 00:11:27,008 --> 00:11:28,953 and I'm not turning into someone else. 236 00:11:28,977 --> 00:11:32,154 It took me weeks to figure out how to get this body to work. 237 00:12:04,131 --> 00:12:05,511 I have to be smart. 238 00:12:05,536 --> 00:12:07,121 I can't just kill this kid. 239 00:12:07,146 --> 00:12:08,947 It will draw too much attention. 240 00:12:17,551 --> 00:12:19,025 Hello? 241 00:12:19,049 --> 00:12:22,661 Hi, is Max there? 242 00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:24,231 Who's this? 243 00:12:24,255 --> 00:12:27,267 - _ - I'm a friend of his from school. 244 00:12:27,291 --> 00:12:31,104 My name is... Elvis. 245 00:12:31,128 --> 00:12:34,871 Yeah, okay. Max, friend from school. 246 00:12:35,067 --> 00:12:38,027 - Hello? - Hi. 247 00:12:38,435 --> 00:12:41,882 I saw your poster on the street. 248 00:12:43,849 --> 00:12:45,121 Yeah? 249 00:12:45,146 --> 00:12:50,152 And I saw that alien on a bus leaving town, 250 00:12:50,177 --> 00:12:53,112 so you don't have to worry about him anymore. 251 00:12:55,473 --> 00:12:57,340 Are you sure it was him? 252 00:12:57,365 --> 00:13:01,934 Yes, he was very handsome like a young Jerry Orbach. 253 00:13:01,959 --> 00:13:03,363 Who? 254 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:06,385 Wait a minute, I don't know you from school. 255 00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:07,942 You're right. 256 00:13:08,665 --> 00:13:10,543 I'm a post office man. 257 00:13:10,568 --> 00:13:15,362 I'm good with my eyes, and I saw that alien, 258 00:13:15,387 --> 00:13:16,883 and he's gone. 259 00:13:17,300 --> 00:13:20,034 If you're a man, why do you have a kid's voice? 260 00:13:20,059 --> 00:13:23,902 - Tricycle accident. - Uh-huh. 261 00:13:23,927 --> 00:13:26,232 If you work at the post office, 262 00:13:26,257 --> 00:13:29,738 how much does a stamp cost? 263 00:13:30,740 --> 00:13:32,831 - $100. - I knew it! 264 00:13:32,856 --> 00:13:35,468 - You're him! - $1,000. 265 00:13:35,492 --> 00:13:37,971 I know it's you, and guess what, alien, 266 00:13:37,995 --> 00:13:39,272 you can't kill me. 267 00:13:39,296 --> 00:13:41,174 My parents know you're after me, 268 00:13:41,198 --> 00:13:43,577 and if I die, they'll know you did it, 269 00:13:43,846 --> 00:13:44,956 and you're dumb. 270 00:13:44,981 --> 00:13:47,314 Stamps are, like, 30 bucks each, stupid. 271 00:13:47,338 --> 00:13:50,281 Don't call me stupid... 272 00:13:50,306 --> 00:13:52,017 you little shit. 273 00:13:52,377 --> 00:13:55,885 S-H-I-T is a bad word, stupid. 274 00:13:58,674 --> 00:14:01,819 That's it. I'm going to kill him. 275 00:14:08,994 --> 00:14:11,905 What do you want? 276 00:14:26,349 --> 00:14:29,079 I didn't know babies had a laugh button. 277 00:14:30,821 --> 00:14:33,259 Oh, there you are, sweetheart. 278 00:14:33,284 --> 00:14:36,096 Oh, Harry, this is my cousin, Kayla, 279 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:38,265 and this cute little guy is Sage. 280 00:14:38,289 --> 00:14:39,922 Hi. How are you? 281 00:14:40,188 --> 00:14:41,701 Okay, I'm gonna see you this weekend. 282 00:14:41,726 --> 00:14:44,125 - Okay. Mwah. - Bye. 283 00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:45,524 Let's go. 284 00:14:47,938 --> 00:14:51,977 Oh, Jay, didn't you have something you wanted to say 285 00:14:52,002 --> 00:14:54,008 to Dr. Vanderspeigle? 286 00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:57,917 Ms. Twelvetrees wanted me to apologize 287 00:14:57,941 --> 00:15:00,022 for calling you a douchebag. 288 00:15:00,047 --> 00:15:02,322 And I apologize 289 00:15:02,524 --> 00:15:05,026 that your birthmark looks like a bug. 290 00:15:05,916 --> 00:15:07,227 Douchebag. 291 00:15:07,251 --> 00:15:08,804 Yeah, glad we cleared that up. 292 00:15:08,829 --> 00:15:10,907 Okay, Harry, this is your temporary office. 293 00:15:10,931 --> 00:15:12,371 Can you please grab Harry's things 294 00:15:12,396 --> 00:15:14,274 and set him up in the nurse's office? 295 00:15:14,299 --> 00:15:16,145 I don't want anyone in Sam's office. 296 00:15:16,170 --> 00:15:17,231 Sure. 297 00:15:17,256 --> 00:15:20,549 So how are you, you know, with Sam's death? 298 00:15:20,574 --> 00:15:22,793 - I'm fine. - Okay. 299 00:15:22,818 --> 00:15:25,721 When I was your age, I didn't have anyone I could talk to 300 00:15:25,746 --> 00:15:28,637 when I was sad, so if you ever need someone... 301 00:15:28,662 --> 00:15:30,309 I said I'm fine. 302 00:15:31,771 --> 00:15:33,223 Okay. 303 00:15:33,248 --> 00:15:35,660 Why couldn't you talk when you were sad? 304 00:15:35,956 --> 00:15:40,103 Oh, no, I could talk. I just moved out. 305 00:15:40,127 --> 00:15:43,497 My father and I didn't get along very well. 306 00:15:44,886 --> 00:15:46,739 Why did you move back? 307 00:15:47,623 --> 00:15:49,028 Um... 308 00:15:49,551 --> 00:15:53,797 I guess I missed home. 309 00:15:54,188 --> 00:15:55,996 Home. 310 00:15:56,762 --> 00:15:58,288 You know what I just realized? 311 00:15:58,312 --> 00:16:00,557 I don't know anything about you. 312 00:16:00,581 --> 00:16:02,207 Where are you from? 313 00:16:04,418 --> 00:16:06,096 I'm hungry. 314 00:16:11,794 --> 00:16:13,435 Okay. 315 00:16:17,464 --> 00:16:20,644 This human form is confusing to me. 316 00:16:20,668 --> 00:16:23,913 I am often struck with a sharp emptiness inside me. 317 00:16:24,012 --> 00:16:27,222 I eat food, but the emptiness doesn't go away. 318 00:16:41,355 --> 00:16:42,940 Well, hello there. 319 00:16:43,191 --> 00:16:46,858 Oh, you are the woman that I danced with. 320 00:16:46,883 --> 00:16:49,372 That's right. You remember. 321 00:16:49,657 --> 00:16:51,710 I'm D'arcy, by the way. 322 00:16:51,735 --> 00:16:53,043 - Excuse me, I just wanted... - What? 323 00:16:53,067 --> 00:16:54,374 We don't have Wi-Fi. 324 00:16:54,399 --> 00:16:56,179 I just wanted a napkin. 325 00:16:56,203 --> 00:16:58,250 Oh, fancy man wants a napkin. 326 00:16:58,275 --> 00:17:00,020 It looks like you're wearing a napkin, 327 00:17:00,045 --> 00:17:02,522 so maybe use that. Get out of here. 328 00:17:02,547 --> 00:17:04,387 Go away. 329 00:17:04,765 --> 00:17:07,063 Do you want me to get you anything? 330 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:10,532 I was hungry, but now that I am here... 331 00:17:11,371 --> 00:17:14,296 - for some reason, I'm not. - Sounds like stress. 332 00:17:14,321 --> 00:17:15,832 I'm a big stress eater. 333 00:17:15,856 --> 00:17:19,680 I ate a whole bag of Doritos the other day... family size. 334 00:17:19,921 --> 00:17:22,663 Maybe you want some of this local whiskey 335 00:17:22,688 --> 00:17:23,741 - that you love. - No. 336 00:17:24,131 --> 00:17:25,131 No. 337 00:17:25,965 --> 00:17:29,139 Last time I drank that, I tried to kill someone. 338 00:17:29,164 --> 00:17:30,412 Really? 339 00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:37,620 Well, was that your first murder 340 00:17:37,644 --> 00:17:39,856 or is that something you do a lot? 341 00:17:39,991 --> 00:17:42,985 Wasn't the first, won't be the last. 342 00:17:47,251 --> 00:17:48,798 Okay, wow. 343 00:17:49,055 --> 00:17:51,257 So you, like, a knife guy or...? 344 00:17:51,282 --> 00:17:54,147 I like to use my hands. 345 00:17:54,172 --> 00:17:57,940 Me too, except not for murder as much. 346 00:17:57,965 --> 00:18:01,144 But, anyway, if you're gonna go around killing people, 347 00:18:01,168 --> 00:18:03,046 you should at least make it look like an accident 348 00:18:03,070 --> 00:18:04,581 'cause if you get arrested, 349 00:18:04,605 --> 00:18:06,407 you can't take me bowling tomorrow night. 350 00:18:06,883 --> 00:18:08,618 When I kill that kid Max, 351 00:18:08,642 --> 00:18:11,054 I can make it look like an accident. 352 00:18:11,078 --> 00:18:12,663 Then I won't get caught. 353 00:18:12,688 --> 00:18:14,457 That's a great idea. 354 00:18:14,862 --> 00:18:17,726 Great, yeah, it's a date. 355 00:18:17,910 --> 00:18:20,652 I've never gone bowling with a murderer before. 356 00:18:20,863 --> 00:18:22,298 It's been a goal. 357 00:18:25,655 --> 00:18:27,641 What is bowling? 358 00:18:34,579 --> 00:18:36,905 I'm glad my husband and son are here with me in my home. 359 00:18:36,930 --> 00:18:39,414 - Makes me fulfilled. - I am your husband. 360 00:18:39,790 --> 00:18:42,935 - This cookie is delightful. - I'm here too. 361 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:44,474 I'm a younger person. 362 00:18:44,499 --> 00:18:46,333 Let me turn on the cooking stove. 363 00:18:50,551 --> 00:18:52,568 It's funny. All I hear is a hissing noise. 364 00:18:55,069 --> 00:18:57,474 I hope that smell in the air isn't propane gas. 365 00:19:05,527 --> 00:19:08,921 Explosion is a good option. It looks like an accident. 366 00:19:08,946 --> 00:19:10,069 So, uh... 367 00:19:10,094 --> 00:19:13,407 You know, it is nice talking to someone who cares. You know? 368 00:19:13,432 --> 00:19:15,673 And I love that you're writing things down. 369 00:19:15,698 --> 00:19:17,943 You know, Sam, he didn't really ever take notes. 370 00:19:17,968 --> 00:19:21,481 Well, no one cares more about people than I do. 371 00:19:21,573 --> 00:19:22,917 Yeah, Sam gave good advice, 372 00:19:22,942 --> 00:19:25,887 but he wasn't exactly qualified. 373 00:19:25,911 --> 00:19:28,243 This town is lucky you started your career 374 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,823 as a clinical psychologist. 375 00:19:30,313 --> 00:19:34,062 Lucky for me too... so lucky. 376 00:19:34,086 --> 00:19:37,966 It's just all this stress has a bit of a tendency 377 00:19:37,990 --> 00:19:39,587 - to build up. - Mm-hmm. 378 00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:43,125 Sometimes I think about being a kid again. 379 00:19:43,150 --> 00:19:47,542 It just makes me feel good. It's better being a kid. 380 00:19:47,712 --> 00:19:49,360 Sometimes. 381 00:19:56,609 --> 00:19:58,277 So... 382 00:20:00,706 --> 00:20:03,657 Why do you like thinking about being a child, hm? 383 00:20:03,682 --> 00:20:06,227 Things were simpler. 384 00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:09,133 I had no worries, I guess. 385 00:20:10,700 --> 00:20:12,812 You know, when I think about it, 386 00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:16,960 I get this pit in my stomach. 387 00:20:18,401 --> 00:20:20,360 Describe this pit. 388 00:20:20,656 --> 00:20:23,502 Is it like you're hungry all the time? 389 00:20:23,769 --> 00:20:26,181 Kind of, but it's not that. 390 00:20:26,205 --> 00:20:28,149 I... 391 00:20:29,675 --> 00:20:31,594 Just feel empty? 392 00:20:32,602 --> 00:20:34,647 You cannot be in here. 393 00:20:34,672 --> 00:20:37,406 Is it true what I'm hearing? You think my Sam was poisoned? 394 00:20:37,431 --> 00:20:39,994 Sorry, I tried to stop her. You can't be here. 395 00:20:40,019 --> 00:20:41,596 I can't talk to you right now. 396 00:20:41,620 --> 00:20:44,532 I am busy with the mayor doing psychological therapy. 397 00:20:44,557 --> 00:20:46,290 Isn't this supposed to be private? 398 00:20:46,315 --> 00:20:49,196 He's telling me he's a man baby. 399 00:20:50,035 --> 00:20:52,507 - I didn't say... - It's fine. 400 00:20:52,532 --> 00:20:55,329 I'll wait, and I'm going to get his things. 401 00:20:55,354 --> 00:20:57,265 No, you're not. I'm sorry. 402 00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:58,891 - Sorry, Ben. - Mm. 403 00:21:00,538 --> 00:21:03,915 Tell me more about this hole in your stomach. 404 00:21:05,071 --> 00:21:07,265 Um, well, it's... 405 00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:09,837 One second. 406 00:21:13,382 --> 00:21:15,627 You have no right taking Sam's things. 407 00:21:15,652 --> 00:21:17,352 Well, they're my things now. 408 00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:20,195 Can you be quiet? I am trying to be a doctor. 409 00:21:20,220 --> 00:21:21,368 This is Sam's office. 410 00:21:21,393 --> 00:21:23,219 He just died, and it's a crime scene. 411 00:21:23,244 --> 00:21:26,321 Nobody comes in here. What is this? 412 00:21:26,346 --> 00:21:29,071 I was hungry and wanted a quiet place to eat. 413 00:21:29,096 --> 00:21:32,065 This is Sam's chicken from the refrigerator. 414 00:21:32,642 --> 00:21:36,344 - He is not going to eat it. - God, Harry! 415 00:21:36,369 --> 00:21:37,765 No, leave it. Stop it. 416 00:21:37,790 --> 00:21:39,470 - You cannot take... - I am not leaving it. 417 00:21:41,878 --> 00:21:44,899 Pathetic humans letting their emotions 418 00:21:44,924 --> 00:21:46,680 dictate their behavior. 419 00:21:47,738 --> 00:21:50,392 These two are distraught by something as small 420 00:21:50,417 --> 00:21:52,837 as a loved one being poisoned to death. 421 00:21:53,179 --> 00:21:55,229 I wonder if I can get that chicken 422 00:21:55,254 --> 00:21:56,798 while they're fighting. 423 00:21:58,994 --> 00:22:00,134 I need to know what you're doing 424 00:22:00,158 --> 00:22:01,803 about the investigation into Sam's murder. 425 00:22:01,828 --> 00:22:02,915 I'm sorry. 426 00:22:02,940 --> 00:22:04,197 Do I come up to you on the street and ask you 427 00:22:04,221 --> 00:22:06,157 what you're doing about Mr. Dougan's catheter? 428 00:22:06,369 --> 00:22:08,213 Abigail is at the clinic right now 429 00:22:08,238 --> 00:22:10,745 taking all of Sam's stuff out of his office. 430 00:22:10,770 --> 00:22:12,969 Isn't that evidence? You know, she's the wife. 431 00:22:12,994 --> 00:22:14,606 - Maybe she killed him. - Maybe you killed him. 432 00:22:14,630 --> 00:22:15,649 How about that? 433 00:22:15,674 --> 00:22:17,633 Say that again, and you'll be wearing that hat 434 00:22:17,658 --> 00:22:19,829 inside your ass. 435 00:22:19,854 --> 00:22:21,290 What the hell are you doing here? 436 00:22:21,315 --> 00:22:23,827 I like watching her when she's angry. 437 00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:26,962 We looked into Abigail, and she has an alibi. 438 00:22:26,987 --> 00:22:28,331 She's got a rock solid alibi. 439 00:22:28,356 --> 00:22:29,994 She wasn't even in town the night that he died. 440 00:22:30,018 --> 00:22:31,431 And I already took care of Sam's office. 441 00:22:31,455 --> 00:22:33,400 I got prints. I got photographs. I got everything. 442 00:22:33,424 --> 00:22:35,774 You need to stay in your lane... The bike lane. 443 00:22:35,799 --> 00:22:38,378 Oh, wow, how long did it take you to think of that? 444 00:22:38,403 --> 00:22:39,963 - That's what I said. - That's so clever. 445 00:22:39,987 --> 00:22:42,469 I can read the emotions on their faces. 446 00:22:42,676 --> 00:22:45,188 Sadness masking as anger. 447 00:22:45,919 --> 00:22:48,376 Weakness masking as superiority. 448 00:22:50,094 --> 00:22:52,853 This one's like a pet rabbit that you yell at so much 449 00:22:52,878 --> 00:22:54,489 its hair starts to fall out. 450 00:22:56,897 --> 00:22:58,232 _ 451 00:22:58,270 --> 00:23:00,129 My people don't have stupid emotions 452 00:23:00,153 --> 00:23:01,464 to get in our way. 453 00:23:04,293 --> 00:23:06,760 All we need is food to fuel our body. 454 00:23:06,785 --> 00:23:08,175 That's easy. 455 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:10,661 You can find food almost anywhere. 456 00:23:47,853 --> 00:23:49,652 I'm in human form now, 457 00:23:49,677 --> 00:23:53,052 and I'm feeling that pit in my stomach. 458 00:23:53,077 --> 00:23:54,454 Is it possible that, 459 00:23:54,478 --> 00:23:56,287 when I took on the human molecular structure, 460 00:23:56,312 --> 00:23:58,824 I somehow was infected with their emotions? 461 00:23:58,849 --> 00:24:00,722 Or is it just hunger? 462 00:24:02,386 --> 00:24:05,131 Never mind, it's just hunger. 463 00:24:05,302 --> 00:24:07,434 Hello again, Mrs. Cow. 464 00:24:12,696 --> 00:24:15,262 Sorry. I'm leaving. 465 00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:16,900 It was consensual. 466 00:24:22,233 --> 00:24:24,817 ? Every day, every night ? 467 00:24:24,842 --> 00:24:26,638 ? It's all you, it's all you ? 468 00:24:26,663 --> 00:24:27,839 ? It's all right ? 469 00:24:27,864 --> 00:24:30,285 ? Every day, every night ? 470 00:24:30,310 --> 00:24:32,286 ? It's all you, it's all you ? 471 00:24:32,311 --> 00:24:34,771 ? It's all right, it's all right ? 472 00:24:35,251 --> 00:24:37,872 ? Every day, every night ? 473 00:24:38,823 --> 00:24:41,349 I was beginning to think you weren't gonna show up. 474 00:24:41,766 --> 00:24:44,372 Octopuses also change their color. 475 00:24:44,998 --> 00:24:46,652 Oh, yeah. 476 00:24:46,677 --> 00:24:50,933 I was gonna stop with just the hair though, so... 477 00:24:52,678 --> 00:24:54,221 Excited to bowl? 478 00:24:54,802 --> 00:24:56,919 - Let's get some shoes. - Mm-hmm. 479 00:24:59,099 --> 00:25:01,677 - Ugh. - So we meet again. 480 00:25:02,866 --> 00:25:04,193 Do I know you? 481 00:25:04,218 --> 00:25:07,301 Yeah, you had your hand inside me the other day. 482 00:25:07,326 --> 00:25:10,606 - Uh, narrow it down, Judy. - Uh, eat a dick, D'arcy. 483 00:25:10,631 --> 00:25:12,965 I'd have to pry it out of your cold, dead hands. 484 00:25:14,735 --> 00:25:17,447 - You're a 12. - How did you know? 485 00:25:17,471 --> 00:25:19,754 Oh, 'cause D'arcy only dates size 12s. 486 00:25:19,779 --> 00:25:22,255 - Real classy, skank. - Whore. 487 00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:23,559 Oh, are you going to Cookman's bonfire 488 00:25:23,583 --> 00:25:25,099 - on Saturday? - Yeah, I'll be there. 489 00:25:25,124 --> 00:25:26,124 Nice. 490 00:25:28,327 --> 00:25:29,879 See ya. 491 00:25:34,159 --> 00:25:38,544 Well, well, well, look who came into my house. 492 00:25:39,894 --> 00:25:41,591 You live here. 493 00:25:42,537 --> 00:25:44,507 On Tuesdays and Thursdays, I do. 494 00:25:44,531 --> 00:25:46,091 I league it up with my boys. 495 00:25:46,116 --> 00:25:48,294 Okay, shouldn't you be out solving crime? 496 00:25:48,319 --> 00:25:50,115 Yeah, the only crime in Patience tonight 497 00:25:50,140 --> 00:25:51,618 is gonna be this double homicide 498 00:25:51,643 --> 00:25:54,630 when I murder you both with my superior bowling skills. 499 00:25:55,473 --> 00:25:57,319 Let me show you how it's done. 500 00:26:00,377 --> 00:26:05,025 Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. 501 00:26:07,169 --> 00:26:08,413 You hear that? 502 00:26:08,438 --> 00:26:10,616 That there's the sound of inevitability. 503 00:26:11,882 --> 00:26:13,755 Aha, X marks the spot. 504 00:26:14,106 --> 00:26:16,538 Let's see what you got. Come on. 505 00:26:16,563 --> 00:26:18,942 Okay, all right, all right, okay. 506 00:26:28,474 --> 00:26:31,382 All right, not bad. 507 00:26:31,407 --> 00:26:33,923 Okay, let's see what the good doctor's got. 508 00:26:33,948 --> 00:26:35,158 You up, Doc. 509 00:26:38,123 --> 00:26:39,395 Go Harry. 510 00:26:39,420 --> 00:26:42,999 Let's see what you got, Dr. Harry Vanderspeigle. 511 00:26:43,357 --> 00:26:45,514 You got this. Knock 'em down. 512 00:26:51,288 --> 00:26:54,790 This is easy. I've got this. 513 00:26:54,815 --> 00:26:57,021 It's all just math. 514 00:26:58,372 --> 00:27:00,802 If I can land a spacecraft on an asteroid 515 00:27:00,827 --> 00:27:03,044 travelling 50,000 miles an hour, 516 00:27:03,069 --> 00:27:05,956 I can roll a ball on some wood. 517 00:27:09,906 --> 00:27:12,509 Oh, goddammit! Oh, shit! 518 00:27:12,534 --> 00:27:14,496 - That's a strike. - Ain't no damn strike. 519 00:27:14,521 --> 00:27:15,732 That's assault with a deadly weapon. 520 00:27:15,756 --> 00:27:17,262 You know, I could arrest your ass for that, 521 00:27:17,286 --> 00:27:18,293 but I don't want to embarrass you 522 00:27:18,317 --> 00:27:20,228 for all this wayward bowling. 523 00:27:20,555 --> 00:27:22,271 Ow, shit! 524 00:27:23,797 --> 00:27:25,386 He's fine. 525 00:27:27,767 --> 00:27:31,213 You know, he was wrong. I never feel embarrassment. 526 00:27:31,238 --> 00:27:34,933 Wow, that's cool. Well, I do. 527 00:27:35,439 --> 00:27:37,486 When I was at Stratton, I had this recurring dream. 528 00:27:37,511 --> 00:27:40,290 You know, I was running naked through the hallways. 529 00:27:40,315 --> 00:27:42,083 It wasn't a dream. 530 00:27:43,302 --> 00:27:44,579 Ambien. 531 00:27:44,604 --> 00:27:46,253 That's embarrassing. 532 00:27:47,621 --> 00:27:49,432 You've lived here a long time. 533 00:27:49,456 --> 00:27:52,001 I have a question. It doesn't mean anything. 534 00:27:52,026 --> 00:27:54,753 When does the snow melt on the mountain? 535 00:27:55,829 --> 00:27:58,308 Ooh, it would depend on the weather. 536 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,564 It's spring, so if we get a good rain, 537 00:28:01,589 --> 00:28:03,689 - it'll be gone in a week. - A week? 538 00:28:03,714 --> 00:28:05,348 - Yeah. - That's very soon. 539 00:28:05,372 --> 00:28:06,798 Do you want to go heli-skiing? 540 00:28:06,823 --> 00:28:09,152 - It's rad. - No, don't go up there. 541 00:28:09,549 --> 00:28:11,047 What? 542 00:28:11,072 --> 00:28:13,822 You're a skier? 543 00:28:14,292 --> 00:28:18,275 Yeah... well, I used to ski, like, a lot. 544 00:28:18,300 --> 00:28:19,562 I wanted to go to the Olympics, 545 00:28:19,586 --> 00:28:22,032 so finished second in the worlds 546 00:28:22,237 --> 00:28:25,392 and then 2006 I went to Torino. 547 00:28:26,959 --> 00:28:29,954 - And then this happened. - How did you do that? 548 00:28:29,979 --> 00:28:32,589 Well, it was my second mogul run. 549 00:28:33,595 --> 00:28:34,783 I heard my knee pop. 550 00:28:34,808 --> 00:28:36,546 It was before the jump, and I couldn't stop, 551 00:28:36,570 --> 00:28:41,134 and I landed, and I heard a bunch of bones crack. 552 00:28:41,253 --> 00:28:43,776 I had a tib fib compound fracture. 553 00:28:44,215 --> 00:28:48,319 They said I could have lost my leg or even died. 554 00:28:49,419 --> 00:28:50,987 Whew, fun day. 555 00:28:52,486 --> 00:28:54,721 - Couldn't stop? - Yeah. 556 00:28:55,522 --> 00:28:58,802 - Almost died. - Yeah. 557 00:28:59,042 --> 00:29:00,737 That's great. 558 00:29:01,065 --> 00:29:02,471 So I found a new perspective... 559 00:29:02,496 --> 00:29:06,142 - I've got to go. - We're not done eating. 560 00:29:06,925 --> 00:29:08,676 That's where it usually ends. 561 00:29:09,963 --> 00:29:12,610 Aw, another date night just you and a hot dog? 562 00:29:12,635 --> 00:29:13,912 Actually, I have two. 563 00:29:13,937 --> 00:29:15,952 You could have one for each hand just like in high school. 564 00:29:15,976 --> 00:29:17,090 I learned that trick from you. 565 00:29:17,114 --> 00:29:18,610 - All right, slut. - Hoe bag. 566 00:29:18,635 --> 00:29:20,143 - Want to bowl? - Yeah. 567 00:29:20,168 --> 00:29:21,469 Let's do it. 568 00:29:46,334 --> 00:29:48,546 The kid has to ride his bike down this hill 569 00:29:48,570 --> 00:29:50,027 on the way to school. 570 00:29:50,052 --> 00:29:52,357 Without brakes, he'll never survive. 571 00:29:52,716 --> 00:29:54,218 It's a good feeling to know 572 00:29:54,242 --> 00:29:56,630 I am the smartest person on Earth... ugh! 573 00:29:56,781 --> 00:29:59,093 Get out of the street, you idiot! 574 00:30:03,184 --> 00:30:04,953 Sorry. 575 00:30:06,344 --> 00:30:07,693 Hm. 576 00:30:12,074 --> 00:30:14,204 I liked Sam, but he was always, 577 00:30:14,229 --> 00:30:16,040 "Don't eat this. Don't eat that. 578 00:30:16,064 --> 00:30:17,411 Your diet's gonna kill you." 579 00:30:17,436 --> 00:30:19,381 Well, what you eat is important. 580 00:30:20,998 --> 00:30:22,846 I don't agree with that. 581 00:30:23,271 --> 00:30:24,488 - Oh, no? - No. 582 00:30:24,513 --> 00:30:26,183 There are ten things on here 583 00:30:26,207 --> 00:30:27,618 that are going to kill him sooner 584 00:30:27,642 --> 00:30:30,140 - than eating bad food does. - Harry. 585 00:30:30,165 --> 00:30:33,791 No, I want to hear. Sam never mentioned that. 586 00:30:33,939 --> 00:30:35,440 Tell me when. 587 00:30:36,950 --> 00:30:41,470 Look, I just turned 80. You can give it to me straight. 588 00:30:41,728 --> 00:30:43,606 How long do you think I have? 589 00:30:43,914 --> 00:30:46,578 - Do you like Christmas? - Yes, very much. 590 00:30:46,603 --> 00:30:48,639 Celebrate it before June. 591 00:30:49,030 --> 00:30:50,798 Oh, okay. 592 00:30:52,228 --> 00:30:53,539 Oh. 593 00:30:53,564 --> 00:30:56,657 But between now and Christmas? 594 00:30:57,755 --> 00:31:00,291 You can eat anything you want. 595 00:31:02,210 --> 00:31:04,486 I like you. 596 00:31:04,511 --> 00:31:06,221 This is the first time that a doctor's 597 00:31:06,246 --> 00:31:08,892 been totally honest with me. 598 00:31:09,383 --> 00:31:12,560 This town is very lucky to have a doctor as good as you. 599 00:31:12,585 --> 00:31:14,487 Yes, you are lucky. 600 00:31:16,470 --> 00:31:18,601 You certainly have a particular style. 601 00:31:18,626 --> 00:31:20,938 That's impressive. He doesn't like anyone. 602 00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:23,959 Ben Hawthorne's here. There's been an accident. 603 00:31:24,225 --> 00:31:26,444 - An accident? - Yeah. 604 00:31:27,632 --> 00:31:31,494 Hello, Mayor Hawthorne. I'm sorry for your loss. 605 00:31:31,768 --> 00:31:33,947 Uh, what loss? 606 00:31:35,374 --> 00:31:37,186 This little guy fell on his bike in the driveway. 607 00:31:37,210 --> 00:31:39,461 I think he's gonna need stitches. 608 00:31:44,103 --> 00:31:45,142 - Come on. - Okay. 609 00:31:45,167 --> 00:31:47,669 Stitches... stitches, that's it? 610 00:31:47,694 --> 00:31:50,009 Don't sound so disappointed, weirdo. 611 00:31:55,806 --> 00:31:56,806 It's okay, buddy. 612 00:31:56,831 --> 00:31:58,923 I'll be here right next to you the whole time. 613 00:31:59,334 --> 00:32:01,314 You're, like, 600 feet away. 614 00:32:01,339 --> 00:32:03,380 Yeah, well, I don't want to get in the doctor's way. 615 00:32:03,404 --> 00:32:06,808 See, just stay strong, okay, pal? 616 00:32:08,031 --> 00:32:09,923 Thank you, nurse. 617 00:32:13,361 --> 00:32:16,618 I hear you had a little bike accident this morning... 618 00:32:17,103 --> 00:32:18,486 Very little. 619 00:32:21,756 --> 00:32:24,095 Your son is very shy. 620 00:32:25,727 --> 00:32:28,228 You can look at me, Max. I don't bite. 621 00:32:28,696 --> 00:32:31,221 Actually, I do. 622 00:32:35,938 --> 00:32:38,340 You're lucky your brakes failed on the driveway 623 00:32:38,365 --> 00:32:39,843 and not on the main road. 624 00:32:39,868 --> 00:32:41,923 This should have been a lot worse. 625 00:32:43,432 --> 00:32:46,135 How did you know it was my brakes? 626 00:32:47,497 --> 00:32:49,609 I just assumed. 627 00:32:49,986 --> 00:32:54,320 We get a lot of failed brake accidents... 628 00:32:54,345 --> 00:32:55,743 All kinds, 629 00:32:55,768 --> 00:33:00,470 cars, wheelchairs, boats. 630 00:33:00,495 --> 00:33:01,872 Mm, can we hurry this up? 631 00:33:01,896 --> 00:33:04,375 That smell of gauze is just something else. 632 00:33:05,833 --> 00:33:09,351 Luckily, we have Novocain for good boys. 633 00:33:09,376 --> 00:33:12,549 I can numb this up, and you won't feel a thing. 634 00:33:12,573 --> 00:33:14,760 So tell me, Max, 635 00:33:14,785 --> 00:33:19,212 are you going to be a good boy? 636 00:33:19,237 --> 00:33:20,824 Of course. 637 00:33:23,823 --> 00:33:26,362 No, never. 638 00:33:27,821 --> 00:33:30,712 Well, then I have my answer. 639 00:33:31,166 --> 00:33:33,610 Let's put in a couple of stitches. 640 00:33:33,635 --> 00:33:35,305 Go right ahead. 641 00:33:43,018 --> 00:33:44,648 How is it, Max? 642 00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:46,596 It's fine. 643 00:33:46,908 --> 00:33:48,185 Is there a mosquito in here? 644 00:33:48,209 --> 00:33:51,690 'Cause I think I just got a tiny bite on my arm. 645 00:33:52,112 --> 00:33:53,791 This is deeper than I thought. 646 00:33:53,815 --> 00:33:55,774 We might need three stitches. 647 00:33:55,799 --> 00:33:57,828 How about five? 648 00:34:13,930 --> 00:34:16,555 - Well, I guess that's it. - Really? 649 00:34:16,580 --> 00:34:19,968 - I didn't feel anything. - Huh, good for you. 650 00:34:19,993 --> 00:34:23,016 - I did. Okay, let's go. - Yes, yes. 651 00:34:23,041 --> 00:34:24,454 Remember, if you're not careful, 652 00:34:24,479 --> 00:34:27,061 something horrible can happen to you. 653 00:34:27,086 --> 00:34:29,893 Oh, don't worry. I can take care of myself. 654 00:34:30,197 --> 00:34:32,366 By the way, your shoe's untied. 655 00:34:32,954 --> 00:34:35,017 Made you look, you dummy. 656 00:34:36,267 --> 00:34:38,195 Wait, I... look! 657 00:34:38,220 --> 00:34:41,758 It... it is untied, 658 00:34:41,783 --> 00:34:44,845 so ha, ha, ha! 659 00:34:51,924 --> 00:34:54,000 I know Sam and you were close. 660 00:34:54,025 --> 00:34:56,553 There are things you can do that will help you. 661 00:34:56,861 --> 00:35:00,049 You could cut your hair to honor the deceased. 662 00:35:00,074 --> 00:35:01,518 I can handle it. 663 00:35:03,157 --> 00:35:05,768 Maybe you should start letting me live my own life. 664 00:35:06,557 --> 00:35:08,165 Worrying about every man I meet, 665 00:35:08,189 --> 00:35:10,334 making me dinner every night... 666 00:35:10,635 --> 00:35:12,470 I'm not 16 anymore. 667 00:35:14,095 --> 00:35:16,647 Mm, it's okay. 668 00:35:16,672 --> 00:35:18,509 The dinner part is nice. 669 00:35:18,782 --> 00:35:21,039 If you were 16, you wouldn't even be here. 670 00:35:21,064 --> 00:35:22,681 You'd be in Denver. 671 00:35:22,706 --> 00:35:25,024 Oh. 672 00:35:25,049 --> 00:35:26,683 Good one. 673 00:35:27,072 --> 00:35:29,841 Now that I live at home, you're gonna start being my father? 674 00:35:30,292 --> 00:35:32,587 Well, you never stopped being my daughter. 675 00:35:38,918 --> 00:35:41,496 I hope you're this upset when I die. 676 00:35:41,567 --> 00:35:43,416 Jesus, Dad. 677 00:37:16,575 --> 00:37:19,460 Did you burn your scrubs from the other night? 678 00:37:19,780 --> 00:37:21,190 No. 679 00:37:22,127 --> 00:37:23,897 You know you should. 680 00:37:23,922 --> 00:37:27,020 You've got to release Sam's spirit from this world. 681 00:37:27,045 --> 00:37:29,061 Otherwise, he'll linger. 682 00:37:29,886 --> 00:37:31,770 I know. 683 00:37:55,421 --> 00:37:56,622 Shut up! 684 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:36,528 Hey. 685 00:38:36,553 --> 00:38:37,964 Hey. 686 00:38:46,668 --> 00:38:49,740 Mrs. McGill has a crush on you. 687 00:38:49,765 --> 00:38:51,199 It's not a crush. 688 00:38:51,224 --> 00:38:52,909 She's 90 and comes in every week 689 00:38:52,934 --> 00:38:54,712 because she's a hypochondriac. 690 00:38:57,343 --> 00:39:00,018 - Hey. - Uh-huh? 691 00:39:00,043 --> 00:39:01,588 A little gin rummy? 692 00:39:01,613 --> 00:39:03,334 Oh... 693 00:39:04,481 --> 00:39:06,346 I'm gonna have to take a raincheck. 694 00:39:06,371 --> 00:39:07,527 Big day tomorrow. 695 00:39:07,552 --> 00:39:11,051 Oh, but I'll beat you next time. 696 00:39:11,076 --> 00:39:12,865 You wish. 697 00:39:24,686 --> 00:39:26,488 There's no one sitting there. 698 00:39:30,411 --> 00:39:32,784 Dan's not my real father. 699 00:39:34,354 --> 00:39:36,566 My mom left when I was one. 700 00:39:36,867 --> 00:39:38,811 Dan took me in, and he raised me. 701 00:39:38,836 --> 00:39:40,371 He gave me everything. 702 00:39:42,949 --> 00:39:45,251 But I never really felt like I fit in. 703 00:39:46,676 --> 00:39:50,406 Sam was the only one I could talk to about all that. 704 00:39:52,510 --> 00:39:54,989 I never should have left that night he died. 705 00:39:55,196 --> 00:39:58,499 I was tired. I just wanted to go home. 706 00:40:02,662 --> 00:40:04,251 He was always there for me. 707 00:40:04,276 --> 00:40:06,178 I should have been there for him. 708 00:40:06,928 --> 00:40:08,739 He was poisoned. 709 00:40:08,764 --> 00:40:11,274 - You couldn't have helped him. - Maybe. 710 00:40:12,447 --> 00:40:14,449 At least he wouldn't have died alone. 711 00:40:20,341 --> 00:40:22,510 Do you want to play a card game? 712 00:40:25,085 --> 00:40:26,586 Yeah. 713 00:40:27,735 --> 00:40:29,355 - Thanks. - Okay. 714 00:40:29,380 --> 00:40:31,783 I'll put my stuff in my office. 715 00:40:33,577 --> 00:40:35,588 This is your office now. 716 00:40:49,962 --> 00:40:51,840 I did not want to play cards, 717 00:40:51,865 --> 00:40:54,260 but I knew Asta wanted to. 718 00:40:59,025 --> 00:41:01,968 She was sad. I could feel it. 719 00:41:03,235 --> 00:41:05,280 I should not be able to feel an emotion 720 00:41:05,305 --> 00:41:07,853 that is inside somebody else. 721 00:41:46,005 --> 00:41:47,950 Tellurium. 722 00:41:51,826 --> 00:41:55,770 I know that they are all connected by these feelings, 723 00:41:56,424 --> 00:41:58,991 these emotions... 724 00:42:03,604 --> 00:42:06,015 Feelings of devotion... 725 00:42:08,946 --> 00:42:10,924 Sadness... 726 00:42:13,316 --> 00:42:14,563 Love. 727 00:42:14,588 --> 00:42:17,662 In Greek mythology, there exists this legend... 728 00:42:19,750 --> 00:42:22,996 Maybe I am more connected to them now 729 00:42:23,151 --> 00:42:25,666 I had an emptiness that no amount of potato chips 730 00:42:25,691 --> 00:42:27,376 or hot dogs would cure, 731 00:42:27,401 --> 00:42:29,025 but when I found the tellurium, 732 00:42:29,050 --> 00:42:30,453 the ache went away. 733 00:42:30,478 --> 00:42:32,645 It wasn't coming from my stomach. 734 00:42:32,670 --> 00:42:34,789 It was coming from my heart. 735 00:42:35,263 --> 00:42:38,476 Human emotions are growing inside of me. 736 00:42:38,743 --> 00:42:42,454 I think the one I feel now they call lonely. 737 00:42:45,850 --> 00:42:49,021 In the same way Asta misses Sam Hodges, 738 00:42:49,313 --> 00:42:53,126 I miss my planet, my people. 739 00:42:53,151 --> 00:42:54,975 But having found the tellurium, 740 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,467 I can finally heal my broken heart 741 00:42:57,492 --> 00:42:59,316 because, once I detonate my device 742 00:42:59,341 --> 00:43:02,067 and fry every human being on Earth, 743 00:43:02,945 --> 00:43:05,097 I can fly home. 744 00:43:06,832 --> 00:43:09,394 Now I just need to find my device 745 00:43:09,419 --> 00:43:11,208 without being discovered. 746 00:43:42,893 --> 00:43:45,893 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com