1 00:00:04,766 --> 00:00:07,466 _ 2 00:00:07,924 --> 00:00:09,604 There is a dragon at large. 3 00:00:09,644 --> 00:00:13,064 Perhaps we should contract our esteemed head of the Assassins' Guild 4 00:00:13,107 --> 00:00:15,564 to inhume the creature. 5 00:00:15,604 --> 00:00:18,960 The key to controlling the dragon is a talking sword called Wayne. 6 00:00:18,987 --> 00:00:20,354 There are other artefacts. 7 00:00:20,394 --> 00:00:22,571 We need all of them to control the dragon. 8 00:00:22,601 --> 00:00:25,784 I would like you to arrest the arrest the head of the Thieves' Guild. 9 00:00:25,827 --> 00:00:27,877 You want us to declare a war? 10 00:00:27,919 --> 00:00:31,219 You're the Watch? You look like a really shit band. 11 00:00:32,602 --> 00:00:34,402 We can never be friends with humans. 12 00:00:34,442 --> 00:00:36,002 I'm not just a human, am I? 13 00:00:36,042 --> 00:00:37,282 Talk to her. 14 00:00:37,322 --> 00:00:39,722 Take it from me, one day, it'll be too late. 15 00:00:39,762 --> 00:00:41,282 Why are you so afraid of the Dark? 16 00:00:41,322 --> 00:00:43,562 I know what the Dark in the Dark means, Lady Ramkin. 17 00:00:43,602 --> 00:00:45,882 It's how we find the next artefact. 18 00:01:36,002 --> 00:01:38,762 Hey, what are you gawping at? 19 00:01:38,802 --> 00:01:40,721 All the crispy action's down there. 20 00:01:43,802 --> 00:01:45,616 I'd say the evidence is overwhelming. 21 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:46,961 Wouldn't you agree, Cheery? 22 00:01:48,762 --> 00:01:50,561 Dr Cruces said he was a virgin. 23 00:01:51,682 --> 00:01:53,882 The dragon got to him before we could. 24 00:01:53,922 --> 00:01:57,442 Right. Give that slide back, or I'll eat your eyes out. 25 00:01:57,482 --> 00:02:00,082 That montage is, um, breathtaking. 26 00:02:00,122 --> 00:02:02,362 Oh, do you really think so? 27 00:02:02,402 --> 00:02:06,922 Multiple setups and subverting the jump cuts in such a bold way. 28 00:02:06,962 --> 00:02:08,122 Astonishing, really. 29 00:02:08,162 --> 00:02:09,722 Well, truth and art... 30 00:02:09,762 --> 00:02:13,042 A 180 tracking shot around your hero from that little box? 31 00:02:13,082 --> 00:02:14,622 What are you saying, Lady Ramkin? 32 00:02:14,669 --> 00:02:17,361 The dragon didn't get him, but somebody wants us to think that it did. 33 00:02:18,722 --> 00:02:20,882 Oh, come on. Give an imp a couple of mice 34 00:02:20,922 --> 00:02:23,042 and it'll paint whatever you like. Everyone knows that. 35 00:02:23,082 --> 00:02:24,522 Ooh. 36 00:02:24,562 --> 00:02:26,121 Everyone knows that. 37 00:02:27,842 --> 00:02:30,481 What a catastrophic flaw in the system. 38 00:02:31,722 --> 00:02:33,441 Take the imp in for questioning. 39 00:02:34,442 --> 00:02:36,562 We can arrest all the people we like, 40 00:02:36,602 --> 00:02:38,223 but Carcer's vanished with a talking sword 41 00:02:38,247 --> 00:02:39,442 that can get him whatever he wants. 42 00:02:39,482 --> 00:02:41,722 He could already be on his way to getting the next artefact. 43 00:02:41,762 --> 00:02:43,882 Well, then, we need to get to it first. 44 00:02:43,922 --> 00:02:49,802 Cheery, tell the captain about the Dark in the Dark. 45 00:03:20,722 --> 00:03:22,241 Where's Carcer Dun? 46 00:03:27,362 --> 00:03:28,681 And the sword? 47 00:03:36,522 --> 00:03:39,882 Why aren't you shitting yourselves, hmm? 48 00:03:39,922 --> 00:03:41,882 I'd be shitting myself if I had me by the hair. 49 00:03:43,722 --> 00:03:45,162 Are you constipated? 50 00:03:45,202 --> 00:03:47,922 Angua? 51 00:03:47,962 --> 00:03:50,482 There's not enough room in the cells for them all. 52 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:53,002 Half of them are damp or uninhabitable. 53 00:03:53,042 --> 00:03:55,962 - I was thinking if we could use yours. - Still need mine. 54 00:03:56,002 --> 00:03:57,881 - Of course, I was... - I'm still me. 55 00:03:58,482 --> 00:04:00,001 I know you're still you. 56 00:04:03,242 --> 00:04:05,242 Well, that leaves the cell that nobody can open. 57 00:04:05,282 --> 00:04:06,802 The one the captain uses as his cellar 58 00:04:06,842 --> 00:04:08,442 and then his second cellar. 59 00:04:08,482 --> 00:04:10,482 Maybe they can share. 60 00:04:10,522 --> 00:04:12,522 - They can't share. - Don't give me human rights again. 61 00:04:12,562 --> 00:04:14,242 When you arrest suspects involved in the same crime, 62 00:04:14,282 --> 00:04:15,562 you have to keep them at least a cell apart 63 00:04:15,602 --> 00:04:16,895 to stop them from talking to each other. 64 00:04:16,933 --> 00:04:18,681 Not if we cut their tongues out. 65 00:04:20,202 --> 00:04:22,642 Carcer dumped us as soon as he found the sword. 66 00:04:22,682 --> 00:04:24,281 We don't know where he is. 67 00:04:25,282 --> 00:04:26,882 You got a problem with that? 68 00:04:26,922 --> 00:04:29,801 No, that was... That was actually really quite effective. 69 00:04:33,842 --> 00:04:35,042 What if we move Skimmer? 70 00:04:36,362 --> 00:04:37,362 To there. 71 00:04:39,042 --> 00:04:40,961 So we've got Skimmer in this one. 72 00:04:49,274 --> 00:04:50,274 What are you looking at? 73 00:04:51,362 --> 00:04:53,602 Your tattoo, it's, um... 74 00:04:53,642 --> 00:04:55,009 It's from your pack, right? 75 00:04:55,054 --> 00:04:56,681 You maybe could get a new one. 76 00:04:57,362 --> 00:04:59,762 For this pack. 77 00:05:01,122 --> 00:05:02,641 Uh, this one's free. 78 00:05:08,322 --> 00:05:10,082 You can't keep us in here. 79 00:05:11,242 --> 00:05:13,202 I'm staying in here now? Huh. 80 00:05:16,769 --> 00:05:19,042 Touch a single thing and I'll cut all your other fingers off. 81 00:05:21,042 --> 00:05:22,882 And you touch a single thing and... 82 00:05:22,922 --> 00:05:25,641 Well, I'll be very disappointed in you. 83 00:05:34,602 --> 00:05:36,401 Our boss will break us out. 84 00:05:37,202 --> 00:05:38,482 Then we'll be arresting him, too. 85 00:05:38,522 --> 00:05:40,722 Urdo's gone. 86 00:05:40,762 --> 00:05:42,121 We have somebody new. 87 00:05:42,682 --> 00:05:44,362 And she is coming... 88 00:05:45,322 --> 00:05:46,681 any second now. 89 00:05:52,122 --> 00:05:54,042 You're all deaf and blind. 90 00:05:54,082 --> 00:05:57,082 A bunch of philistine wankers. 91 00:05:57,122 --> 00:05:58,602 Why go through all the trouble 92 00:05:58,642 --> 00:06:00,402 of faking the attack with the imp? 93 00:06:00,442 --> 00:06:02,162 The thief just told us his new boss is coming here 94 00:06:02,202 --> 00:06:04,122 to break the prisoners out any second now. 95 00:06:04,162 --> 00:06:05,722 He said "she." 96 00:06:05,762 --> 00:06:08,242 And we all know that Dr Cruces and Urdo are sworn enemies. 97 00:06:08,282 --> 00:06:10,102 We think this is guild on guild. 98 00:06:10,155 --> 00:06:11,644 If Cruces is in control 99 00:06:11,668 --> 00:06:13,442 of the Thieves' Guild and the Assassins' Guild... 100 00:06:13,482 --> 00:06:14,882 Thieves and Assassins? 101 00:06:14,922 --> 00:06:16,442 Double-powered super-guild. 102 00:06:16,482 --> 00:06:20,762 What would they call it? The Thesassins' Guild? 103 00:06:20,802 --> 00:06:22,362 Hmm, catchy. 104 00:06:22,402 --> 00:06:25,522 They'll be strong enough to take on Vetinari. 105 00:06:25,562 --> 00:06:28,322 We've already survived that first attack with a... 106 00:06:28,362 --> 00:06:30,442 small scary child with the buns in her head. 107 00:06:30,482 --> 00:06:32,122 If we let Cruces in here, 108 00:06:32,162 --> 00:06:33,602 we lose everything we fought for. 109 00:06:33,642 --> 00:06:36,042 We just stood up to Vetinari. We have to hold the line. 110 00:06:36,082 --> 00:06:37,482 We are the line. 111 00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:39,002 - So we defend it. - No, we can't all stay here. 112 00:06:39,042 --> 00:06:40,882 We hold the line. 113 00:06:40,922 --> 00:06:43,202 You and Angua have got to stop Carcer. 114 00:06:43,242 --> 00:06:46,242 Cheery, it's time to face the Dark in the Dark. 115 00:06:48,522 --> 00:06:49,522 Come on. 116 00:06:53,823 --> 00:07:00,626 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 117 00:07:05,402 --> 00:07:06,762 So we know that this is the sword, 118 00:07:06,802 --> 00:07:08,602 the first artefact. 119 00:07:08,642 --> 00:07:11,682 I think this is the Crown of Tak, the second artefact. 120 00:07:11,722 --> 00:07:13,042 How can you be so sure? 121 00:07:13,082 --> 00:07:15,281 They keep it in the temple of the Dark in the Dark. 122 00:07:15,882 --> 00:07:17,562 Wayne said those words. 123 00:07:17,602 --> 00:07:20,842 At the centre of the mine that I escaped from five years ago. 124 00:07:20,882 --> 00:07:22,642 Thought you said you just left. 125 00:07:22,682 --> 00:07:24,002 There was never any leaving. 126 00:07:24,042 --> 00:07:26,402 Promised myself there'd never be any going back. 127 00:07:26,442 --> 00:07:27,961 Well, maybe you don't have to. 128 00:07:28,962 --> 00:07:30,162 Why can't we just get the crown? 129 00:07:30,202 --> 00:07:31,268 You'd never make it without me. 130 00:07:31,292 --> 00:07:33,282 Only I know the mountain pass. 131 00:07:33,322 --> 00:07:35,002 And then there's the Dark to deal with. 132 00:07:35,042 --> 00:07:37,242 We can handle a bit of Dark. 133 00:07:37,282 --> 00:07:39,201 Down there is not like anywhere else. 134 00:07:41,402 --> 00:07:43,042 There's a Dark that hunts. 135 00:07:43,082 --> 00:07:44,362 The Dark doesn't hunt. 136 00:07:44,402 --> 00:07:46,121 It hunted down my mother. 137 00:07:46,602 --> 00:07:48,002 Spike? 138 00:07:48,085 --> 00:07:49,202 _ 139 00:07:49,242 --> 00:07:50,242 The box. 140 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:51,601 _ 141 00:07:55,828 --> 00:07:56,844 _ 142 00:07:56,868 --> 00:07:58,401 Now you're gonna stay in the lab, understand? 143 00:07:58,441 --> 00:07:59,762 Then you'll be safe. Okay? 144 00:08:00,406 --> 00:08:01,765 _ 145 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:04,282 Stay. Understand me? Stay. 146 00:08:04,406 --> 00:08:06,085 _ 147 00:08:07,002 --> 00:08:09,881 He's completely fallen for me. You might have to restrain him. 148 00:08:13,715 --> 00:08:14,835 Just give me a second. 149 00:08:48,082 --> 00:08:50,001 This is what my mother refused to wear. 150 00:08:53,882 --> 00:08:55,801 It's how we keep the Dark away. 151 00:08:56,402 --> 00:08:58,002 You can't be yourself down there. 152 00:08:58,042 --> 00:08:59,402 You have to be the same. 153 00:08:59,442 --> 00:09:01,962 Man, or woman, everyone has to be the same. 154 00:09:02,002 --> 00:09:04,961 So if you're coming, too, you're gonna need facial hair. 155 00:09:05,562 --> 00:09:06,921 Lots of facial hair. 156 00:09:07,802 --> 00:09:09,561 The prisoners are hairy. 157 00:09:16,522 --> 00:09:18,562 You think I'm afraid of fire? 158 00:09:18,602 --> 00:09:20,002 I was forged in fire. 159 00:09:20,042 --> 00:09:21,722 I can talk to it daily. 160 00:09:21,762 --> 00:09:25,642 Shit, that burns, dickhead! 161 00:09:25,682 --> 00:09:27,842 You are a noble spy. 162 00:09:27,882 --> 00:09:30,122 Well, thank you, Jareth. 163 00:09:30,162 --> 00:09:31,202 All right, all right. 164 00:09:31,242 --> 00:09:32,922 I told him about the Dark in the Dark. 165 00:09:32,962 --> 00:09:35,642 Now please get me out. 166 00:09:35,682 --> 00:09:38,082 I know what he means when he says "Dark in the Dark." 167 00:09:38,122 --> 00:09:39,162 My spy has just told me. 168 00:09:39,202 --> 00:09:41,602 The second artefact is a crown 169 00:09:41,642 --> 00:09:43,202 kept in a temple beneath the city. 170 00:09:43,608 --> 00:09:45,208 - Crown? - Yeah. 171 00:09:46,922 --> 00:09:47,922 We must hurry. 172 00:09:48,882 --> 00:09:50,281 We're going to need protection. 173 00:09:54,554 --> 00:09:55,554 Protection from what? 174 00:09:56,008 --> 00:09:57,008 You'll see. 175 00:09:59,842 --> 00:10:02,401 Don't worry. The enchantment of H'ragna will fade. 176 00:10:03,162 --> 00:10:04,402 Uh, you missed a bit. 177 00:10:06,201 --> 00:10:07,841 Good enough. Let's go. 178 00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:25,802 Hey. 179 00:10:34,722 --> 00:10:35,722 Stop it. 180 00:10:37,402 --> 00:10:38,841 Don't draw attention to yourselves. 181 00:10:53,442 --> 00:10:55,762 The mines of Tak. My home. 182 00:11:00,122 --> 00:11:02,961 Don't worry. I know the way down. 183 00:11:04,082 --> 00:11:05,881 This was my escape route. 184 00:11:07,282 --> 00:11:08,841 Memorised every step. 185 00:11:23,202 --> 00:11:24,282 They know we're here. 186 00:11:32,922 --> 00:11:34,521 Spike. 187 00:11:35,202 --> 00:11:36,602 That's what you called our Goblin friend. 188 00:11:38,362 --> 00:11:40,602 No. Hey, stop. 189 00:11:40,642 --> 00:11:42,242 You know I don't use that name. 190 00:11:42,282 --> 00:11:43,802 Not just because it takes six minutes to say. 191 00:11:43,842 --> 00:11:46,241 - What do you want? - We ask the questions. 192 00:11:47,122 --> 00:11:48,242 And we'll answer them. 193 00:11:48,282 --> 00:11:50,282 Okay, everybody just stop. 194 00:11:50,322 --> 00:11:52,162 We can sort this out calmly, okay? 195 00:11:52,202 --> 00:11:53,881 Just let me see my father. Let me speak to him. 196 00:11:54,762 --> 00:11:56,362 He's dead. 197 00:11:56,402 --> 00:11:59,401 You broke his heart when you left, abandoned your people. 198 00:12:00,002 --> 00:12:01,562 I am now the Dezka'k'nik. 199 00:12:01,602 --> 00:12:02,922 What is that, king? 200 00:12:02,962 --> 00:12:04,442 Senior mining engineer. 201 00:12:04,482 --> 00:12:06,602 - Spike. - That name was for above. 202 00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:08,282 Spike, I need your help. 203 00:12:12,282 --> 00:12:14,042 He needs my help. 204 00:12:14,082 --> 00:12:15,562 - She. - Angua. 205 00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:17,442 - There is no she. - There are two in front of you. 206 00:12:17,482 --> 00:12:19,042 There is no she! 207 00:12:19,082 --> 00:12:21,682 There is the only son of the true Dezka'k'nik 208 00:12:21,722 --> 00:12:24,202 and you will heed the authority by birthright 209 00:12:24,242 --> 00:12:26,122 of my name which is... 210 00:12:32,165 --> 00:12:34,885 _ 211 00:12:41,362 --> 00:12:42,601 ...the second. 212 00:12:44,082 --> 00:12:45,682 We are confiscating the Crown of Tak 213 00:12:45,722 --> 00:12:47,762 by orders of Lord Vetinari and the City Watch. 214 00:12:47,802 --> 00:12:49,282 Well, why didn't you say so? 215 00:12:49,322 --> 00:12:51,322 This is a law-abiding facility. 216 00:12:51,362 --> 00:12:54,642 If Lord Vetinari has given the order, come on. 217 00:13:13,482 --> 00:13:15,097 Just a little bit. 218 00:13:20,362 --> 00:13:23,681 We need to, uh, barricade this door. 219 00:13:24,202 --> 00:13:25,522 It's the only way in. 220 00:13:27,842 --> 00:13:31,362 What? I won't burn anyone. 221 00:13:31,402 --> 00:13:33,881 I'm more worried about him burning the whole building down. 222 00:13:34,482 --> 00:13:35,721 I swear, I won't. 223 00:13:36,442 --> 00:13:38,122 Although, you have to admit, 224 00:13:38,162 --> 00:13:40,841 it does need a bit of redecorating. 225 00:13:42,241 --> 00:13:43,241 Fine. 226 00:13:46,442 --> 00:13:48,282 Just a three out of ten, Goodboy. 227 00:13:48,322 --> 00:13:49,841 What's a three out of ten? 228 00:13:50,202 --> 00:13:51,802 A mild singeing. 229 00:13:51,842 --> 00:13:55,042 Although, if something does go wrong, 230 00:13:55,082 --> 00:13:56,522 you should take this. 231 00:14:05,602 --> 00:14:07,304 It'll bring Goodboy straight to you. 232 00:14:13,282 --> 00:14:15,161 I've seen this before. 233 00:14:23,686 --> 00:14:24,693 _ 234 00:14:24,695 --> 00:14:25,695 Accident. 235 00:14:27,362 --> 00:14:28,482 That's what my father called it. 236 00:14:28,522 --> 00:14:31,002 What else could he call it? 237 00:14:31,042 --> 00:14:32,602 Better for most of the tribe to think you were dead 238 00:14:32,642 --> 00:14:34,802 than know you ran away. 239 00:14:34,842 --> 00:14:37,161 We need to move quietly and quickly, or word will spread. 240 00:14:38,402 --> 00:14:40,402 You never did like difficult questions. 241 00:14:40,442 --> 00:14:41,921 But you're still askin' 'em. 242 00:14:42,642 --> 00:14:44,001 Are you? 243 00:14:44,442 --> 00:14:47,081 A Dezka'k'nik never questions, he leads. 244 00:14:49,042 --> 00:14:51,002 - Why are you helping us? - I told you. 245 00:14:51,042 --> 00:14:53,401 - This is a law-abiding... - I'm not talking about that. 246 00:14:54,162 --> 00:14:55,721 Why don't you hate me? 247 00:14:58,082 --> 00:14:59,441 I left you behind. 248 00:15:02,242 --> 00:15:05,482 There was only time for one of us to escape when your father found out 249 00:15:05,522 --> 00:15:07,361 we wanted to shave our beards. 250 00:15:18,202 --> 00:15:19,561 I should have come back. 251 00:15:20,402 --> 00:15:21,721 Well, you're back now. 252 00:15:22,682 --> 00:15:23,961 For the crown. 253 00:15:26,282 --> 00:15:27,761 For the crown. 254 00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:51,721 Did they give a time? 255 00:15:53,841 --> 00:15:55,681 He said any second. 256 00:15:58,722 --> 00:16:00,121 That's not much of a threat, is it? 257 00:16:00,362 --> 00:16:02,162 Mmm-mmm. 258 00:16:02,202 --> 00:16:04,801 - Should have been more specific. - Mmm-hmm. 259 00:16:09,042 --> 00:16:11,281 How is it that you've seen that whistle before? 260 00:16:12,602 --> 00:16:14,482 Sorry to interrupt. 261 00:16:14,522 --> 00:16:16,082 Give me the keys to your cells 262 00:16:16,122 --> 00:16:17,482 and we'll make this quick. 263 00:16:17,522 --> 00:16:19,362 We've got a city to take over. 264 00:16:19,402 --> 00:16:21,722 Get out of here immediately and you'll keep your skin. 265 00:16:21,762 --> 00:16:25,282 Also your hair, which looks wonderful, by the way. 266 00:16:25,322 --> 00:16:27,601 Oh, I woke up like this. 267 00:16:28,202 --> 00:16:29,482 Keys. 268 00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:31,962 Your plan to form a super-guild is over, Doctor. 269 00:16:32,002 --> 00:16:34,362 And we know you faked the iconograph footage. 270 00:16:34,402 --> 00:16:36,442 Faked? I think you'll find 271 00:16:36,482 --> 00:16:38,522 art is the lie that enables us to realise... 272 00:16:38,562 --> 00:16:40,522 Oh, my God! 273 00:16:46,362 --> 00:16:50,481 Do you have any evidence for this outrageous allegation? 274 00:16:51,362 --> 00:16:53,802 After the tragic death of Urdo van Pew 275 00:16:53,842 --> 00:16:55,282 in the jaws of the dragon, 276 00:16:55,322 --> 00:16:57,802 I offered to support the Thieves' Guild 277 00:16:57,842 --> 00:17:00,202 during this difficult transition period. 278 00:17:00,242 --> 00:17:02,561 - You're full of heart. - I give too much. 279 00:17:03,162 --> 00:17:04,842 Anyway, if I free the prisoners, 280 00:17:04,882 --> 00:17:06,642 they've agreed to make me their leader. 281 00:17:06,682 --> 00:17:08,281 Haven't got the job yet? 282 00:17:09,922 --> 00:17:11,802 Kill them. 283 00:17:11,842 --> 00:17:14,482 - We'll find the keys. - Wait, you can't. 284 00:17:14,522 --> 00:17:17,202 We're, uh, members of the Musicians' Guild, remember? 285 00:17:17,242 --> 00:17:20,122 Hmm. Word on the street is 286 00:17:20,162 --> 00:17:22,082 they've revoked your membership. 287 00:17:22,122 --> 00:17:24,682 Uh, they said, and I think this is a direct quote, 288 00:17:24,722 --> 00:17:26,882 "That woman really can't sing." 289 00:17:28,442 --> 00:17:30,602 - Alice. - Goodboy. 290 00:17:30,642 --> 00:17:32,402 Number ten. 291 00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:33,922 Ten? 292 00:17:33,962 --> 00:17:35,564 Burn them all. 293 00:17:40,842 --> 00:17:44,122 Goodboy? 294 00:17:51,002 --> 00:17:52,002 Run. 295 00:17:59,322 --> 00:18:00,322 The temple. 296 00:18:07,362 --> 00:18:08,922 Where's the crown? 297 00:18:08,962 --> 00:18:10,801 They arrived right before you did. 298 00:18:11,522 --> 00:18:12,522 Carcer. 299 00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:19,721 - Angua... - Stop. You'll summon the Dark. 300 00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:22,802 You let him have the crown, the world up there burns. 301 00:18:22,842 --> 00:18:24,442 But the one down here doesn't. 302 00:18:24,482 --> 00:18:27,202 He told us of the chaos and discord above. 303 00:18:27,242 --> 00:18:28,762 We have none of it down below. 304 00:18:28,802 --> 00:18:30,002 Better it burns. 305 00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:32,482 What about all those innocent people, huh? 306 00:18:32,522 --> 00:18:34,682 You still don't have everything you need, Carcer. 307 00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:36,202 That's right. 308 00:18:36,242 --> 00:18:37,722 We have no idea how many artefacts there are. 309 00:18:37,762 --> 00:18:39,161 There's just one more. 310 00:18:39,874 --> 00:18:41,114 And it's you. 311 00:18:42,682 --> 00:18:43,618 You've lost your mind. 312 00:18:43,642 --> 00:18:45,202 Let him go, 313 00:18:45,242 --> 00:18:47,362 or I'll rip off your arms and legs and shit them out. 314 00:18:47,402 --> 00:18:49,642 - Mmm. - Thanks. 315 00:18:49,682 --> 00:18:51,242 You can't trust Carcer. 316 00:18:51,282 --> 00:18:53,482 He wears a beard of H'ragna. 317 00:18:53,522 --> 00:18:56,642 A secret weave known only by the kin of the Deep-Downers. 318 00:18:56,682 --> 00:18:58,441 What do you mean? They're not wearing beards. 319 00:18:59,922 --> 00:19:01,322 It's a spell. It's an enchantment. 320 00:19:01,362 --> 00:19:03,682 - Bring him. - They've messed with your mind, Spike. 321 00:19:03,722 --> 00:19:06,522 They're playing tricks on you. They're lying to you. 322 00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:07,761 You know what? 323 00:19:09,562 --> 00:19:11,602 I do hate you. 324 00:19:11,642 --> 00:19:14,922 Do you have any idea how much I've suffered down here in the dark, 325 00:19:14,962 --> 00:19:16,561 while you left me for the light? 326 00:19:16,882 --> 00:19:18,162 - Mmm? - Spike. 327 00:19:18,202 --> 00:19:20,642 All the questions I've never been able to answer. 328 00:19:20,682 --> 00:19:22,042 Everything I've had to forget. 329 00:19:22,082 --> 00:19:24,322 That goblin that I named after you, 330 00:19:24,362 --> 00:19:25,641 he saved my life. 331 00:19:26,488 --> 00:19:27,488 He saved me. 332 00:19:31,842 --> 00:19:34,641 And yet you couldn't save me. Ha'ak. 333 00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:37,002 Let's get the Summoning Dark's attention. 334 00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:38,202 No, no, no. 335 00:19:40,282 --> 00:19:41,402 No, no, no. Don't let it take us. 336 00:19:47,242 --> 00:19:48,521 Can't sing. 337 00:19:48,882 --> 00:19:51,681 - You have a lovely voice. - I know. 338 00:19:52,602 --> 00:19:53,602 But thank you. 339 00:19:55,202 --> 00:19:56,482 You're sure it's wise coming down here? 340 00:19:56,522 --> 00:19:57,722 Isn't there another way out? 341 00:19:57,762 --> 00:20:00,162 Ah, don't worry. We're gonna be fine. 342 00:20:00,202 --> 00:20:02,921 Trust me. Like, we're gonna be more than fine. 343 00:20:03,242 --> 00:20:04,362 Amazing. 344 00:20:04,402 --> 00:20:06,762 Cheery uses this place 345 00:20:06,802 --> 00:20:08,682 for more challenging experiments. 346 00:20:13,122 --> 00:20:15,162 Thank Gods! 347 00:20:15,202 --> 00:20:17,362 - What is wrong with you? - What are you doing in here? 348 00:20:17,402 --> 00:20:19,522 They won't stop looking at me. 349 00:20:22,402 --> 00:20:23,521 Well, that's a lot of mannequins. 350 00:20:23,962 --> 00:20:25,201 We're safe. 351 00:20:26,562 --> 00:20:29,002 There's no way we die today. 352 00:20:29,042 --> 00:20:31,561 I saw myself with this in the future. 353 00:20:49,242 --> 00:20:51,401 How can I be the final artefact? 354 00:20:54,642 --> 00:20:57,242 Centuries ago, the sorcerer tried to create peace 355 00:20:57,282 --> 00:21:00,122 by sharing the means of controlling a noble dragon. 356 00:21:00,162 --> 00:21:02,362 A Grimoire for Unseen University. 357 00:21:02,402 --> 00:21:05,722 A sword forged from Octiron for the assassins. 358 00:21:05,762 --> 00:21:08,121 A crown from the same for the miners. 359 00:21:10,442 --> 00:21:12,081 Read the inscription. 360 00:21:18,962 --> 00:21:22,321 "Iron in the sword, Iron in its bearer. 361 00:21:22,802 --> 00:21:25,642 "Iron in the crown, Iron in its wearer. 362 00:21:25,682 --> 00:21:28,481 "They shine and shimmer in noon's first ray. 363 00:21:29,842 --> 00:21:32,322 "Command the dragon and burn the day." 364 00:21:32,362 --> 00:21:35,602 We believe the sorcerer's final act was to put Octiron, 365 00:21:35,642 --> 00:21:37,762 in the blood of the last king. 366 00:21:37,802 --> 00:21:40,642 And you're a descendant of that king. 367 00:21:40,682 --> 00:21:42,442 That's not possible. 368 00:21:42,482 --> 00:21:44,882 Besides, Wayne won't go along with this, will you, Wayne? 369 00:21:44,922 --> 00:21:46,922 - I go where the work is. - What? 370 00:21:46,962 --> 00:21:48,922 Your captain threw me in a lake. 371 00:21:48,962 --> 00:21:51,442 What happened to all that stuff about love, Wayne? 372 00:21:51,482 --> 00:21:52,802 Yeah, what happened to it? 373 00:21:52,842 --> 00:21:55,162 There you were about to die, 374 00:21:55,202 --> 00:21:59,122 and you didn't say anything, to that werewolf chick you were gawping at. 375 00:21:59,162 --> 00:22:00,562 I don't know what he's talking about. 376 00:22:00,602 --> 00:22:02,922 I suggest you stop what you're doing immediately, 377 00:22:02,962 --> 00:22:05,281 and make sweet love right now. 378 00:22:05,842 --> 00:22:08,681 This... This is the way of Wayne. 379 00:22:10,082 --> 00:22:13,002 - Do you wanna go back in that fire? - All right, dickhead. 380 00:22:13,042 --> 00:22:14,801 - Shall we? - Right. 381 00:22:19,042 --> 00:22:20,602 There's no use struggling Angua. 382 00:22:20,642 --> 00:22:22,922 These chains were forged before we were born. 383 00:22:25,882 --> 00:22:28,401 What was that insult? Ha'ak? 384 00:22:28,882 --> 00:22:30,521 You mean, she? 385 00:22:31,922 --> 00:22:34,002 Which is the worst thing that you can be around here. 386 00:22:34,042 --> 00:22:35,481 I got that much. 387 00:22:36,362 --> 00:22:38,322 Is that why they took our beards off? 388 00:22:38,362 --> 00:22:40,362 My mother shaved hers off. 389 00:22:40,402 --> 00:22:44,121 She started asking questions, exploring. 390 00:22:45,722 --> 00:22:47,642 And that's when they stole her away. 391 00:22:47,682 --> 00:22:50,801 The dark, it, it's summoned by difference. 392 00:22:51,402 --> 00:22:54,442 So, when I started asking my own questions, 393 00:22:54,482 --> 00:22:57,962 And I knew that I... I couldn't stay here. 394 00:22:59,682 --> 00:23:00,962 I'm glad you didn't. 395 00:23:09,042 --> 00:23:11,002 Oh, I always loved the dark. 396 00:23:11,281 --> 00:23:12,842 It meant no moon. 397 00:23:19,842 --> 00:23:23,281 Hey, don't be afraid, Cheery. 398 00:23:24,122 --> 00:23:26,041 Even in the blackest night, I'll find you. 399 00:23:26,322 --> 00:23:28,002 Hey! 400 00:23:28,042 --> 00:23:29,721 You keep away from her. 401 00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:34,121 Yeah, that's right. You know me. 402 00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:41,161 No! Cheery... 403 00:24:28,122 --> 00:24:30,009 Come on, Goodboy. 404 00:24:30,033 --> 00:24:31,441 What are you singing? 405 00:24:32,042 --> 00:24:34,082 What's wrong with you? 406 00:24:34,122 --> 00:24:36,041 Why won't you talk to mummy? 407 00:24:41,202 --> 00:24:46,761 Vimes, when you were in Carcer's head, you saw into the future, 408 00:24:47,322 --> 00:24:48,801 What else did you see? 409 00:24:50,228 --> 00:24:52,481 Well, Sybil. It's all... 410 00:24:53,682 --> 00:24:56,082 - It's, it's hard to... - He's gone red. 411 00:24:56,122 --> 00:24:58,402 No he's always that colour. 412 00:24:58,442 --> 00:25:00,402 Haven't you been using that moisturiser I gave you? 413 00:25:00,442 --> 00:25:03,042 - Oh, stop it with the moisturiser. - Here, I have some more. 414 00:25:03,082 --> 00:25:04,710 - I always do. - You're not moisturising me. 415 00:25:04,734 --> 00:25:06,330 - Especially in front of him. - I don't mind 416 00:25:06,354 --> 00:25:07,521 Vimes. 417 00:25:08,362 --> 00:25:09,362 Oh. 418 00:25:10,682 --> 00:25:12,682 - Can I have a bit? - You murdered my parents. 419 00:25:12,722 --> 00:25:13,722 Oh, yeah. 420 00:25:16,962 --> 00:25:19,721 As soon as we read that inscription, I knew it was you. 421 00:25:21,242 --> 00:25:23,357 - Saw you on a throne? - Before I came to Ankh-Morpork 422 00:25:23,381 --> 00:25:24,415 he'd never seen me before. 423 00:25:24,442 --> 00:25:26,562 Oh, no, not before, talking about after. 424 00:25:26,602 --> 00:25:28,601 Wait. When you fell through that storm... 425 00:25:30,442 --> 00:25:31,802 you went to the future. 426 00:25:32,961 --> 00:25:35,162 Oh, turns out you're as smart as the legends say. 427 00:25:35,202 --> 00:25:37,070 - Legends? - Yeah, 428 00:25:37,094 --> 00:25:40,802 Sam Vimes, the Watch and Captain Carrot. 429 00:25:40,842 --> 00:25:44,042 The kid from the mountains who turns out to be the one true heir. 430 00:25:44,082 --> 00:25:46,001 - Wait, I make captain. - And there you all were. 431 00:25:46,722 --> 00:25:48,242 Me, I was nowhere. 432 00:25:49,562 --> 00:25:52,042 No place. Not even a time. 433 00:25:52,082 --> 00:25:54,482 If I am king... 434 00:25:54,522 --> 00:25:56,602 the only thing I'll tell the dragon to burn is you. 435 00:25:56,642 --> 00:25:58,401 You won't be telling it anything, 436 00:25:58,762 --> 00:26:00,602 but your blood. 437 00:26:00,642 --> 00:26:03,562 Well, that's going to help me tell it to burn everything. 438 00:26:03,602 --> 00:26:06,529 You just left the most dangerous and inspiring woman 439 00:26:06,553 --> 00:26:08,602 with the most ingenious dwarf. 440 00:26:08,642 --> 00:26:10,922 - The Dark will take him. - Her. 441 00:26:10,962 --> 00:26:14,042 Cheery has done amazing things since she left this place. 442 00:26:14,082 --> 00:26:15,761 Dark doesn't know what it's messing with. 443 00:26:21,695 --> 00:26:23,081 Angua! 444 00:26:26,922 --> 00:26:28,281 I won't be quiet. 445 00:26:30,082 --> 00:26:32,082 You can shush me all you want. 446 00:26:32,122 --> 00:26:35,001 I will not be quiet. I will not disappear. 447 00:27:09,602 --> 00:27:10,762 They need me. 448 00:27:14,402 --> 00:27:16,112 What is this? What is this? 449 00:27:16,802 --> 00:27:18,401 It's you cheery. 450 00:27:19,962 --> 00:27:21,402 It's all you. 451 00:27:26,722 --> 00:27:28,162 Mama... 452 00:27:29,482 --> 00:27:31,961 Mama... Mama, how? 453 00:27:39,322 --> 00:27:41,482 I thought the Dark took you. 454 00:27:41,522 --> 00:27:44,562 The Dark doesn't seek those who are different 455 00:27:44,602 --> 00:27:46,602 to punish them? 456 00:27:46,642 --> 00:27:49,282 It's time to leave that cruel lie behind. 457 00:27:51,042 --> 00:27:54,762 Here in the Dark lie endless possibilities, 458 00:27:54,802 --> 00:27:59,762 Multiverses, so they can hear, so they can see. 459 00:27:59,802 --> 00:28:05,202 - Who, who are they? - Them? They're all you. 460 00:28:05,242 --> 00:28:07,962 So you must take all this difference with you, 461 00:28:08,002 --> 00:28:10,442 the Summoning Dark is your ally. 462 00:28:10,482 --> 00:28:15,601 It will follow, protect you. You can wield its power. 463 00:28:21,042 --> 00:28:22,402 Wait, you're not coming with me? 464 00:28:22,442 --> 00:28:27,162 I have universes to explore. 465 00:28:27,202 --> 00:28:30,322 But one day I'll find you. 466 00:28:30,362 --> 00:28:34,681 And until then, remember... 467 00:28:35,762 --> 00:28:40,642 Cherish the horizon, not the destination, my sweet. 468 00:29:00,282 --> 00:29:01,402 How long was I gone for? 469 00:29:01,442 --> 00:29:04,681 - Just a moment. - Just a moment. 470 00:29:05,162 --> 00:29:06,522 Where did you go? 471 00:29:11,242 --> 00:29:13,762 We need to save Carrot. But I can't get a scent. 472 00:29:13,802 --> 00:29:16,401 - It's too far away. - You don't have to find him. 473 00:29:18,242 --> 00:29:19,522 Now, we have help. 474 00:29:28,842 --> 00:29:31,722 Skimmer is locked in with Vimes and Lady Ramkin. 475 00:29:31,762 --> 00:29:34,162 I think I can gas them through the keyhole. 476 00:29:34,202 --> 00:29:36,242 I need them alive. 477 00:29:36,282 --> 00:29:38,242 I want these artefacts. 478 00:29:42,642 --> 00:29:45,201 That moisturiser has taken days off you. 479 00:29:50,842 --> 00:29:53,562 Now, I may be the most ruthless woman in... 480 00:29:53,602 --> 00:29:58,162 Well, actually, I may be the most ruthless woman, 481 00:29:58,202 --> 00:30:02,722 but would it surprise you to learn that I can also be reasonable? 482 00:30:02,762 --> 00:30:06,041 Send out the traitor and I'll spare you both. 483 00:30:06,802 --> 00:30:08,602 We're not that stupid, doctor. 484 00:30:08,642 --> 00:30:11,962 Captain, you've just locked yourself inside one of your own cells. 485 00:30:13,562 --> 00:30:15,601 Only until reinforcements arrive. 486 00:30:16,122 --> 00:30:19,122 Which they will at any moment. 487 00:30:19,162 --> 00:30:20,682 That's good. 488 00:30:21,442 --> 00:30:22,482 Mmm. 489 00:30:23,962 --> 00:30:25,721 Um. 490 00:30:26,042 --> 00:30:29,001 Karen from Finance. Tell me you've found another way in. 491 00:30:30,722 --> 00:30:32,731 Lose the spreadsheet and just show me. 492 00:30:45,162 --> 00:30:47,281 Someone was trying to tunnel out. 493 00:30:48,642 --> 00:30:51,682 - Almost got through. - Can you fit in there? 494 00:30:51,722 --> 00:30:54,197 Remember that time I made myself so small 495 00:30:54,221 --> 00:30:56,242 I could hide in that ambassador's suitcase? 496 00:30:56,282 --> 00:31:00,001 The heart attack got him before you could. I was proud. Very proud. 497 00:31:00,541 --> 00:31:01,541 Mmm. 498 00:31:08,522 --> 00:31:09,882 We're close to the entrance. 499 00:31:11,722 --> 00:31:13,361 If you've really been to the future... 500 00:31:14,642 --> 00:31:17,841 Do you know if I find them? My real parents? 501 00:31:18,882 --> 00:31:20,361 The ones who threw me down a mine shaft. 502 00:31:22,202 --> 00:31:24,562 The future will soon be in flames. 503 00:31:25,246 --> 00:31:26,485 _ 504 00:31:27,562 --> 00:31:29,161 Why is it chasing us? 505 00:31:30,082 --> 00:31:31,162 Run! 506 00:31:38,042 --> 00:31:40,842 You know, Lady Ramkin, Skimmer often brags 507 00:31:40,882 --> 00:31:44,441 about how easy it was to throttle your mother. 508 00:31:45,042 --> 00:31:47,420 Said she had a very brittle neck. 509 00:31:47,694 --> 00:31:48,694 She's lying. 510 00:31:49,641 --> 00:31:52,362 And your father... 511 00:31:52,402 --> 00:31:54,378 Well, Skimmer loves to tell anybody who'll listen 512 00:31:54,402 --> 00:31:56,802 how he barely put up a fight. 513 00:31:56,842 --> 00:31:59,322 That's not true, Lady Ramkin. It's not true. 514 00:31:59,362 --> 00:32:02,002 - What are you doing? - I'm taking him out. 515 00:32:02,042 --> 00:32:03,962 - I told you. - What? 516 00:32:04,002 --> 00:32:05,882 That we don't die today because of the whistle. 517 00:32:05,922 --> 00:32:07,311 Sybil, I saw something else. 518 00:32:07,345 --> 00:32:08,667 Give me the keys. 519 00:32:08,691 --> 00:32:10,762 You know what does die today if you do this? 520 00:32:10,802 --> 00:32:13,242 You said yourself, "We are the line". 521 00:32:13,282 --> 00:32:16,042 You drew that line. We don't hold it... 522 00:32:16,082 --> 00:32:18,482 if we can't keep this man safe in our custody... 523 00:32:18,522 --> 00:32:21,881 He is much safer out there than he is in here with me. 524 00:32:22,661 --> 00:32:24,261 Keys? 525 00:32:33,682 --> 00:32:35,041 Almost there. 526 00:32:43,255 --> 00:32:44,601 It has us. 527 00:32:45,762 --> 00:32:47,242 I'm not afraid of the Dark. 528 00:32:47,282 --> 00:32:49,481 You should be afraid of what's in it. 529 00:32:49,962 --> 00:32:51,122 Summoning Dark. 530 00:32:54,082 --> 00:32:55,722 Well, that was very effective. 531 00:32:57,082 --> 00:33:00,601 Carcer Dun you're under arrest. 532 00:33:01,442 --> 00:33:04,242 - I'm coming with you. - What? Get away, get away. 533 00:33:08,441 --> 00:33:09,721 Oh! 534 00:33:11,337 --> 00:33:12,337 Bollocks. 535 00:33:13,842 --> 00:33:14,842 Spike. 536 00:33:16,402 --> 00:33:17,842 What are you doing? 537 00:33:18,595 --> 00:33:19,715 Don't let it take us. 538 00:33:21,042 --> 00:33:23,121 The Dark's our friend, Spike. 539 00:33:23,762 --> 00:33:25,881 It helps us be anything we wanna be. 540 00:33:30,842 --> 00:33:32,681 You just have to learn to embrace it. 541 00:33:39,202 --> 00:33:40,841 Go back. 542 00:33:41,562 --> 00:33:44,882 Tell every miner and Deep-Downer that we don't have to be this way. 543 00:33:44,922 --> 00:33:46,882 We were wrong. 544 00:33:46,922 --> 00:33:50,321 You want me to start a revolution? 545 00:33:51,962 --> 00:33:57,321 Yeah, I like that. Go start a revolution, 546 00:33:59,468 --> 00:34:00,468 for me. 547 00:34:17,842 --> 00:34:19,762 I mean, you did leave me for dead, so... 548 00:34:32,842 --> 00:34:34,416 It's gone quiet out there. 549 00:34:34,457 --> 00:34:37,242 - One of those mannequins just moved. - Ah, you're imagining things. 550 00:34:37,282 --> 00:34:39,401 I'm telling you one of them just moved. 551 00:34:51,202 --> 00:34:52,682 - Hello. - Shit. 552 00:34:52,722 --> 00:34:54,242 Going to kick me in the face? 553 00:34:54,282 --> 00:34:55,642 How did you get in here? 554 00:34:55,682 --> 00:34:57,042 Hope you are not going to sing. 555 00:34:57,082 --> 00:34:59,162 My singing voice is bloody excellent. Alright? 556 00:34:59,202 --> 00:35:00,282 Sybil. 557 00:35:00,322 --> 00:35:01,962 I was digging a tunnel. 558 00:35:02,002 --> 00:35:04,282 With what? We took your spoon. 559 00:35:04,695 --> 00:35:05,895 My shoe. 560 00:35:07,002 --> 00:35:09,202 You can't dig a tunnel with a shoe. 561 00:35:09,242 --> 00:35:12,242 Well, you can when there's a knife in the toe. 562 00:35:12,282 --> 00:35:13,642 Well, where is it then? 563 00:35:13,682 --> 00:35:16,242 Well, it's blunt now. There's no point showing you. 564 00:35:16,282 --> 00:35:19,601 - Mine's not blunt. - It's death for us all. 565 00:35:20,602 --> 00:35:22,042 No, it's not. 566 00:35:23,722 --> 00:35:25,441 I can't see him anywhere. 567 00:35:27,162 --> 00:35:30,602 Well, that's debatable. 568 00:35:30,642 --> 00:35:33,922 -So Carrot's really the third artefact, -That's what he said. 569 00:35:33,962 --> 00:35:35,329 And a king? 570 00:35:35,353 --> 00:35:37,361 Did you see where Carcer and Wonse went? 571 00:35:38,962 --> 00:35:41,241 They vanished just like in Twilight Canyons. 572 00:35:42,082 --> 00:35:44,121 What happened when you were taken by the dark? 573 00:35:45,322 --> 00:35:46,602 I saw my mother, Angua. 574 00:35:46,642 --> 00:35:50,562 She told me how to harness the power of the Dark. 575 00:35:50,602 --> 00:35:55,602 She was singing it, though, and we were dancing it, and dreaming it. 576 00:35:55,642 --> 00:35:58,122 It passed through every particle of me. 577 00:35:58,162 --> 00:36:01,212 - What was it? - It's a kind of magic. It's... 578 00:36:01,882 --> 00:36:04,402 an infinity of all that I can be. 579 00:36:04,442 --> 00:36:08,482 And there's no shame there's no right or wrong. 580 00:36:08,522 --> 00:36:10,841 In there you can be anything. 581 00:36:11,801 --> 00:36:13,201 Everything. 582 00:36:14,522 --> 00:36:18,522 The Captain and Lady Ramkin are in trouble. The Assassin's Guild. 583 00:36:18,562 --> 00:36:20,801 I got this. Don't worry, your majesty. 584 00:36:22,922 --> 00:36:24,561 I've got a friend who can help us. 585 00:36:26,522 --> 00:36:27,921 Pass me my strangling gloves. 586 00:36:29,162 --> 00:36:30,801 So... 587 00:36:31,162 --> 00:36:35,162 Now that we're all together, and thank you for joining me, by the way, 588 00:36:35,202 --> 00:36:39,682 I would love to talk about what's on your board. 589 00:36:39,722 --> 00:36:42,522 That's confidential information. 590 00:36:42,562 --> 00:36:44,722 That sounded very policing, well done. 591 00:36:44,762 --> 00:36:46,584 Where are the artefacts that will give me the power 592 00:36:46,608 --> 00:36:47,802 to control the dragon? 593 00:36:47,842 --> 00:36:49,502 - We don't know. - And even if we did, 594 00:36:49,526 --> 00:36:52,881 - we wouldn't tell you. - But we don't. So that's irrelevant. 595 00:36:56,402 --> 00:36:57,602 Cheery... 596 00:36:58,922 --> 00:37:00,762 You look... 597 00:37:00,802 --> 00:37:02,242 Fabulous! 598 00:37:02,282 --> 00:37:05,162 Get away from them, you tone deaf banshee. 599 00:37:05,202 --> 00:37:09,122 Don't ever insult Dr Cruces' singing again. 600 00:37:09,162 --> 00:37:10,842 Oh, but it's okay to insult mine? 601 00:37:10,882 --> 00:37:12,882 Hold on Sybil. I really don't think it's the time for... 602 00:37:12,922 --> 00:37:14,562 I'm sorry, but it's the double standards that get me. 603 00:37:14,602 --> 00:37:17,882 I think people should be consistent with their threats and insults. 604 00:37:17,922 --> 00:37:20,442 Don't worry, Lady Ramkin. 605 00:37:20,482 --> 00:37:23,642 Summoning Dark. Hit that shit. 606 00:37:27,522 --> 00:37:29,041 That's my song. 607 00:37:29,842 --> 00:37:31,242 ? You are a vampire ? 608 00:37:31,282 --> 00:37:34,042 ? You are a thirsty witch ? 609 00:37:34,082 --> 00:37:35,781 How are you doing that? 610 00:37:37,562 --> 00:37:41,202 ? Your game is fire your weapon, hate ? 611 00:37:41,242 --> 00:37:42,682 ? Hate, hate ? 612 00:37:42,722 --> 00:37:44,082 That's my voice. 613 00:37:45,162 --> 00:37:48,762 ? You make me paranoid, paranoid ? 614 00:37:48,802 --> 00:37:52,562 ? Oh, yeah ? 615 00:37:52,602 --> 00:37:56,242 ? You are the anti-Christ ? 616 00:37:56,282 --> 00:37:58,762 ? Anti-Christ ? 617 00:38:00,402 --> 00:38:04,482 ? You make me paranoid, paranoid ? 618 00:38:04,522 --> 00:38:07,522 ? Oh, yeah ? 619 00:38:07,562 --> 00:38:09,562 ? You are the anti-Christ ? 620 00:38:09,602 --> 00:38:11,922 How is it possible? 621 00:38:11,962 --> 00:38:14,082 ? Anti-Christ ? 622 00:38:23,242 --> 00:38:24,402 Welcome back. 623 00:38:24,442 --> 00:38:26,122 We remind you that as a mortal being, 624 00:38:26,162 --> 00:38:28,362 in an interdimensional eternity 625 00:38:28,402 --> 00:38:31,402 you must please keep away from the edge. Thank you. 626 00:38:31,442 --> 00:38:33,641 Enjoy your visit to the observer's realm. 627 00:38:36,362 --> 00:38:37,362 I tried to warn you. 628 00:38:38,642 --> 00:38:40,482 Carcer Dun, 629 00:38:42,082 --> 00:38:43,682 - You have... - I know, I've failed. 630 00:38:48,002 --> 00:38:50,002 So you're gonna erase me, right? 631 00:38:50,042 --> 00:38:51,602 Careful. I've just been polished. 632 00:38:52,027 --> 00:38:53,627 Go on... 633 00:38:54,642 --> 00:38:57,122 Do it. Do it. 634 00:39:01,802 --> 00:39:05,005 - Hang on. Who is she? - I thought you knew everything. 635 00:39:07,522 --> 00:39:11,562 We observe everything. We do not know everything. 636 00:39:11,602 --> 00:39:14,161 I am your humble servant. 637 00:39:15,082 --> 00:39:19,562 Oh, great ones. Oh, glorious! 638 00:39:19,602 --> 00:39:21,857 Powerful. I can tell from this distance 639 00:39:21,881 --> 00:39:23,642 how uncommonly intelligent you are. 640 00:39:23,682 --> 00:39:25,002 She can stay. 641 00:39:26,842 --> 00:39:31,122 It all makes sense. It's destiny. Think about it. 642 00:39:31,162 --> 00:39:33,002 All this started when I arrived in town. 643 00:39:33,042 --> 00:39:35,162 I even got a crown-shaped birthmark on my arse. 644 00:39:35,202 --> 00:39:37,181 Did Carcer say anything about us? 645 00:39:37,706 --> 00:39:39,402 - Us? - Yes. 646 00:39:40,634 --> 00:39:41,634 Us. 647 00:39:42,762 --> 00:39:45,682 Oh, us in the future. 648 00:39:45,722 --> 00:39:49,002 No, no, he just talked about me. 649 00:39:49,042 --> 00:39:51,082 You know, I always thought I was the weak link. 650 00:39:51,122 --> 00:39:53,321 Turns out I'm special too. 651 00:39:53,682 --> 00:39:55,562 Maybe that's why I wasn't affected when I went to the lake. 652 00:39:55,602 --> 00:39:58,002 Or maybe you're the only one of us who has nothing wrong with them. 653 00:39:58,042 --> 00:39:59,882 Is that a compliment, right? 654 00:39:59,922 --> 00:40:01,642 This turns purple, 655 00:40:01,682 --> 00:40:03,162 you've got Octiron in your blood. 656 00:40:03,202 --> 00:40:04,922 And Carcer can't do anything without me. 657 00:40:04,962 --> 00:40:06,775 And keep you safe, we win. 658 00:40:14,996 --> 00:40:16,276 Ahum. 659 00:40:16,301 --> 00:40:18,881 - What does that mean? - Well it means... 660 00:40:20,222 --> 00:40:23,201 Normal. No Octiron. 661 00:40:24,562 --> 00:40:26,801 - Sorry. - Ordinary. 662 00:40:28,001 --> 00:40:29,321 I really thought I'd found something. 663 00:40:30,602 --> 00:40:32,042 A real connection to my true parents. 664 00:40:32,082 --> 00:40:33,521 - Maybe you still have. - Just leave it. 665 00:40:34,482 --> 00:40:37,081 - Shit. - Well, if he's not the third artefact, 666 00:40:37,682 --> 00:40:39,042 then who is? 667 00:40:39,081 --> 00:40:42,922 We have been trying to destroy Sam Vimes for an eternity, 668 00:40:42,962 --> 00:40:45,362 but everywhere across the multiverse... 669 00:40:45,402 --> 00:40:49,722 He rises, falls in love, gives people hope. 670 00:40:49,762 --> 00:40:53,922 So there must be a version where he does none of these things, right? 671 00:40:53,962 --> 00:40:58,402 Where he's as likely to kill Lady Sybil Ramkin as kiss her. 672 00:40:58,442 --> 00:41:00,722 All other eventualities come to pass, 673 00:41:00,762 --> 00:41:02,722 but there's nowhere in the multiverse, 674 00:41:02,762 --> 00:41:06,042 where Sam Vimes murders Lady Sybil Ramkin. 675 00:41:06,082 --> 00:41:09,402 It is the greatest anomaly in all reality. 676 00:41:09,442 --> 00:41:11,441 What if we could break the anomaly? 677 00:41:13,482 --> 00:41:16,841 - What are you doing? - You should have introduced us earlier. 678 00:41:21,602 --> 00:41:23,981 Can you guarantee my safety, captain? 679 00:41:24,082 --> 00:41:25,682 Cruces is gone. 680 00:41:25,722 --> 00:41:28,281 It's not Dr Cruces I'm worried about. 681 00:41:32,602 --> 00:41:36,121 - What? - Nothing. 682 00:41:36,146 --> 00:41:38,169 Find us the worst version of Sam Vimes 683 00:41:38,193 --> 00:41:40,161 and we'll make him murder Sybil Ramkin. 684 00:41:40,642 --> 00:41:42,122 If what you say is true, 685 00:41:42,162 --> 00:41:44,802 the ripple effect could tear down the watch, 686 00:41:44,842 --> 00:41:46,202 wherever they are. 687 00:41:51,922 --> 00:41:52,922 They do this. 688 00:41:59,082 --> 00:42:00,561 We've found him. 689 00:42:03,002 --> 00:42:05,721 The worst version of Sam Vimes. 690 00:42:10,245 --> 00:42:15,245 CREDITS