1 00:00:42,225 --> 00:00:44,565 Harry... Harry. 2 00:01:35,589 --> 00:01:39,589 CREDITS 3 00:02:14,117 --> 00:02:15,317 Stop banging... 4 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:24,799 Oi, man! 5 00:02:25,165 --> 00:02:26,365 Stop it! 6 00:02:33,389 --> 00:02:34,946 It's not... for... 7 00:02:34,948 --> 00:02:36,330 sale! 8 00:02:39,517 --> 00:02:40,717 Ow! 9 00:02:41,261 --> 00:02:42,461 Urgh! 10 00:02:44,165 --> 00:02:45,365 Oh! 11 00:02:45,849 --> 00:02:47,209 Charlotte! 12 00:02:47,211 --> 00:02:49,254 Charlotte, wake up! 13 00:02:49,256 --> 00:02:51,095 - Charlotte, wake up, wake up! - What time is it? 14 00:02:51,097 --> 00:02:52,376 They've sold the house! 15 00:02:53,393 --> 00:02:54,593 Urgh! 16 00:02:54,838 --> 00:02:56,425 They've sold the house! 17 00:02:56,974 --> 00:02:58,174 God...! 18 00:03:07,090 --> 00:03:08,794 Did you sleep at all? 19 00:03:08,796 --> 00:03:10,687 We have to stop them selling our house. 20 00:03:10,689 --> 00:03:11,889 How? 21 00:03:13,522 --> 00:03:15,801 - We buy it. - We haven't got any money, Mum. 22 00:03:15,803 --> 00:03:17,787 Yes, we do. Your dad's business. 23 00:03:17,957 --> 00:03:19,953 But Dad put the house in Gramps' and Gran's name 24 00:03:19,955 --> 00:03:21,428 cos the business was in trouble. 25 00:03:21,430 --> 00:03:23,316 He didn't mean for his parents to own it. 26 00:03:23,318 --> 00:03:25,298 It was a just a massive mistake. 27 00:03:26,035 --> 00:03:27,301 We'll get it back. 28 00:03:28,665 --> 00:03:31,585 Mum, you know you're not good with business-type things. I mean... 29 00:03:31,587 --> 00:03:33,209 - Says who? - Dad. 30 00:03:33,210 --> 00:03:34,800 Oh, well, he can talk! 31 00:03:35,384 --> 00:03:38,723 And we urgently need some cash to keep us going. 32 00:03:40,051 --> 00:03:41,374 What can we sell? 33 00:03:42,490 --> 00:03:44,169 How does pawning work? 34 00:03:44,318 --> 00:03:46,205 Are we sure we shouldn't just move? 35 00:03:47,192 --> 00:03:50,029 Bury Dad under a lovely tree and start a new life. 36 00:03:52,911 --> 00:03:55,724 Don't set yourself impossible goals, Mum. 37 00:03:56,621 --> 00:03:58,500 Did you get that from your school therapist? 38 00:03:58,502 --> 00:03:59,728 Counsellor. 39 00:03:59,729 --> 00:04:02,371 - No, not really. - You'll be asking for closure next. 40 00:04:04,641 --> 00:04:05,841 Sorry, darling. 41 00:04:06,545 --> 00:04:08,264 But I'm not giving up our home. 42 00:04:08,266 --> 00:04:10,237 Even if it sends you crazy? 43 00:04:17,810 --> 00:04:19,449 Where's all our money, Harry? 44 00:04:53,399 --> 00:04:54,599 Oh... 45 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:56,161 Hi, Alice. 46 00:04:56,666 --> 00:04:59,537 Erm, can I hang out here for a bit? 47 00:04:59,689 --> 00:05:00,985 I just feel so... 48 00:05:00,987 --> 00:05:03,368 Oh, Nicola, of course. But I've... 49 00:05:03,370 --> 00:05:05,001 I thought I could handle it, but I... 50 00:05:05,234 --> 00:05:07,653 Oh, I don't know. 51 00:05:08,235 --> 00:05:09,551 I hate death. 52 00:05:09,798 --> 00:05:12,325 - It's the worst. - It is. 53 00:05:13,831 --> 00:05:15,031 Oh! 54 00:05:15,927 --> 00:05:19,528 Oh, Nicola, I'm so sorry, but I've got so much to do. 55 00:05:19,530 --> 00:05:22,176 But stay. And come round again. 56 00:05:23,261 --> 00:05:24,688 Oh, Charlotte! 57 00:05:24,689 --> 00:05:26,293 It's your Auntie Nicola! 58 00:05:39,909 --> 00:05:42,477 - Oh, hello. - Oh... 59 00:05:42,837 --> 00:05:44,248 Hi, Charlotte. 60 00:05:44,249 --> 00:05:46,854 Your mum had to shoot off. 61 00:05:48,490 --> 00:05:50,329 I just wanted to be near my brother. 62 00:05:51,237 --> 00:05:52,437 Though he... 63 00:05:52,631 --> 00:05:54,144 died and everything. 64 00:06:08,313 --> 00:06:12,535 It's weird how little I know about you and your mum, really. 65 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:16,292 Harry sort of kept us apart. 66 00:06:17,490 --> 00:06:20,942 He didn't want a bad apple like me to spoil the whole barrel. 67 00:06:22,249 --> 00:06:24,208 Why do you think you're a bad apple? 68 00:06:24,388 --> 00:06:26,149 There's always one, isn't there? 69 00:06:32,917 --> 00:06:34,735 So, Harry owned this land? 70 00:06:34,737 --> 00:06:36,008 It looks like it. 71 00:06:36,009 --> 00:06:38,375 It's a separate thing in his own name. 72 00:06:38,377 --> 00:06:40,656 - Gorgeous. - I know! 73 00:06:40,969 --> 00:06:43,066 - But was he doing anything with it? - That? 74 00:06:43,068 --> 00:06:46,010 Yeah, it's worthless. 75 00:06:46,012 --> 00:06:48,251 Unless you've got goats you need grazing. 76 00:06:48,689 --> 00:06:51,008 - Hello, Alice. - Hi. 77 00:06:51,009 --> 00:06:54,648 Er, but this says that the land's been re-zoned for development. 78 00:06:54,649 --> 00:06:57,898 Permission was rescinded when the council found it was contaminated 79 00:06:57,900 --> 00:06:59,483 and too expensive to clean up. 80 00:06:59,850 --> 00:07:02,289 - How do you know all this? - Harry asked me to invest. 81 00:07:02,290 --> 00:07:04,350 But then the contamination problem turned up. 82 00:07:04,701 --> 00:07:06,610 - And then what? - He died. 83 00:07:07,889 --> 00:07:09,369 Harry was... 84 00:07:09,370 --> 00:07:12,008 Well, you know, he was fun, but he was out of his depth. 85 00:07:12,009 --> 00:07:14,688 Well, I don't agree. Do you, Yasmina? 86 00:07:14,883 --> 00:07:17,244 Well, it looks pretty clean to me. 87 00:07:18,647 --> 00:07:21,192 And the flats are finished. Why aren't they for sale? 88 00:07:21,194 --> 00:07:23,271 I'm still doing a deal with my estate agents. 89 00:07:23,273 --> 00:07:26,128 You know, I can't keep waiting, Tanvi. 90 00:07:26,129 --> 00:07:28,369 I'm living on scraps. 91 00:07:28,371 --> 00:07:30,470 My house is being sold from under me. 92 00:07:30,472 --> 00:07:32,248 - Er, I'll sell the flats. - No. 93 00:07:32,249 --> 00:07:33,849 I control the sale. 94 00:07:33,850 --> 00:07:36,448 - Why? - Because I co-own the development. 95 00:07:36,449 --> 00:07:37,688 No. 96 00:07:37,689 --> 00:07:39,987 Harry's estate owns it. Me. 97 00:07:39,989 --> 00:07:42,516 He had to sell me half to secure my loan. 98 00:07:42,850 --> 00:07:45,280 And you aren't his estate, because you weren't married. 99 00:07:45,818 --> 00:07:47,988 I lent him more to finish your home. 100 00:07:47,990 --> 00:07:49,550 That has to be repaid, too. 101 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:50,752 So... 102 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:52,880 you won't get much from the sale. 103 00:07:55,608 --> 00:07:58,149 You must hate me, but I protected Harry. 104 00:07:58,484 --> 00:08:01,375 Builders he hadn't paid ransacked here and roughed him up. 105 00:08:01,610 --> 00:08:04,006 Those bruises they found in his postmortem... 106 00:08:04,530 --> 00:08:08,037 I bailed him out, lent you cash, finished the flats, 107 00:08:08,039 --> 00:08:10,148 and offered to finance your house. 108 00:08:10,546 --> 00:08:11,937 What more do you want? 109 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:40,800 Here are Harry's cards. 110 00:08:49,398 --> 00:08:50,698 That's our daughter. 111 00:08:51,478 --> 00:08:52,718 When she was a baby. 112 00:08:53,010 --> 00:08:55,329 - Obviously. - Bless her little face. 113 00:08:57,089 --> 00:08:59,036 She's 16 now. 114 00:08:59,545 --> 00:09:00,745 Not so cute. 115 00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:15,628 Er, I need cash from Harry's account. 116 00:09:17,810 --> 00:09:20,631 I'm afraid, until probate, there's nothing I can do. 117 00:09:20,633 --> 00:09:21,833 But I... 118 00:09:22,516 --> 00:09:24,108 ...I don't have any money. 119 00:09:24,110 --> 00:09:26,893 Until probate's granted, our hands are tied. 120 00:09:27,794 --> 00:09:29,228 I know it's upsetting. 121 00:09:30,063 --> 00:09:33,498 Er, there might not be much, but can you tell me what's in the accounts? 122 00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:36,476 No, frustratingly. You don't have a mandate on him. 123 00:09:36,478 --> 00:09:39,429 - And until probate's granted, we... - Oh, shut up! 124 00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:44,848 Sorry. 125 00:09:44,849 --> 00:09:46,848 We can deal with an executor. 126 00:09:46,849 --> 00:09:49,626 - Are you an executor for the will? - There is no will! 127 00:09:49,628 --> 00:09:50,867 I told you! 128 00:09:50,869 --> 00:09:53,073 Oh, then, that is... tricky. 129 00:09:53,075 --> 00:09:56,350 But hardly unheard of. I mean, have you made a will? 130 00:09:56,352 --> 00:09:57,491 Yes. 131 00:09:57,493 --> 00:09:58,848 Of course you have. 132 00:09:58,849 --> 00:10:01,295 I am extremely tired. 133 00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:03,902 That's horrible. 134 00:10:05,689 --> 00:10:07,591 What do you do when you can't sleep? 135 00:10:08,137 --> 00:10:09,689 I sleep like a baby. 136 00:10:10,530 --> 00:10:13,170 What, waking up every two or three hours to shit in your pants? 137 00:10:14,250 --> 00:10:15,489 No. 138 00:10:16,667 --> 00:10:18,047 It's Harry's joke. 139 00:10:18,347 --> 00:10:20,133 I've tried everything. 140 00:10:20,739 --> 00:10:21,939 Camomile. 141 00:10:22,209 --> 00:10:24,269 Nobody tells you that it's just lawn. 142 00:10:24,271 --> 00:10:26,542 OK, let's wrap this up. 143 00:10:35,254 --> 00:10:37,175 Er... Ah, er... 144 00:10:38,689 --> 00:10:39,889 Don't. 145 00:10:40,647 --> 00:10:41,925 Just don't. 146 00:10:42,618 --> 00:10:44,809 They're probably... good people. 147 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:46,626 I'll be right back, sorry. 148 00:10:46,628 --> 00:10:48,257 Yeah, we'll go and have a look. 149 00:10:48,259 --> 00:10:50,473 Oh, er, hi, Alice. 150 00:10:50,475 --> 00:10:51,555 Erm, I hope it's cool. 151 00:10:51,557 --> 00:10:54,623 We got permission from the owners to view again. 152 00:10:54,625 --> 00:10:57,565 Er, I presume the key code's still the same? 153 00:11:01,975 --> 00:11:03,615 Now, I'm not gonna threaten you with this, 154 00:11:04,225 --> 00:11:06,488 because it's gone way beyond that! 155 00:11:06,490 --> 00:11:07,690 Oh! Argh! 156 00:11:08,602 --> 00:11:09,802 Jesus! 157 00:11:10,039 --> 00:11:12,596 Now, Harry, Harry loved the power hose. 158 00:11:12,791 --> 00:11:15,286 He's lying over there, if you want to go and pay your respects 159 00:11:15,288 --> 00:11:16,688 before you piss off! 160 00:11:16,689 --> 00:11:18,968 OK, look, take it out on me! Take it out on me! 161 00:11:18,969 --> 00:11:21,809 But if you turn that on my buyers... Ooh, "my buyers"! 162 00:11:21,810 --> 00:11:23,051 ...I'm going to have to... 163 00:11:28,096 --> 00:11:29,537 Oh, argh! 164 00:11:32,716 --> 00:11:33,930 Fuck off! 165 00:11:58,213 --> 00:11:59,932 You look terrible. 166 00:12:00,548 --> 00:12:04,336 - Can I do something with your hair? - Grief can be very ageing. 167 00:12:04,578 --> 00:12:06,311 It's survivor's guilt, I presume. 168 00:12:06,967 --> 00:12:09,085 Making us try to look dead ourselves. 169 00:12:09,545 --> 00:12:10,936 What's that phrase? 170 00:12:11,265 --> 00:12:12,465 Form... 171 00:12:13,177 --> 00:12:16,485 ...is temporary, class is permanent. 172 00:12:16,487 --> 00:12:18,056 You've lost us again. 173 00:12:18,057 --> 00:12:19,735 I just need to sleep. 174 00:12:19,736 --> 00:12:22,067 - Have you tried turmeric? - Oh, do be quiet, Roger. 175 00:12:22,069 --> 00:12:24,796 - Don't tell him to be quiet. - He doesn't mind. 176 00:12:25,896 --> 00:12:28,920 Look, I am desperately short of money. 177 00:12:29,098 --> 00:12:30,338 Can you help? 178 00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:35,213 No, Dad, not a tenner! 179 00:12:35,457 --> 00:12:38,962 We need to survive until probate, whatever that is. 180 00:12:38,964 --> 00:12:40,599 It's all bloody gibberish. 181 00:12:40,601 --> 00:12:42,489 We can't just give you money. 182 00:12:42,491 --> 00:12:45,614 I'll pay you back. Somehow. 183 00:12:45,616 --> 00:12:49,076 Your track record for borrowing money from us isn't encouraging. 184 00:12:49,078 --> 00:12:50,747 That was over 20 years ago. 185 00:12:50,749 --> 00:12:52,176 I was a student. 186 00:12:52,177 --> 00:12:53,726 I had drugs to buy. 187 00:12:53,728 --> 00:12:55,320 We're supposed to think you're joking. 188 00:12:55,322 --> 00:12:58,877 Mum, this is to buy us food, not a chandelier. 189 00:12:59,616 --> 00:13:01,816 Harry's business partner, what was her name? 190 00:13:02,008 --> 00:13:04,608 - Didn't she advance you some money? - It's gone. 191 00:13:04,610 --> 00:13:05,696 And Tanvi. 192 00:13:05,697 --> 00:13:07,655 And she's not his partner, she just... 193 00:13:07,657 --> 00:13:09,459 helped him finish one project. 194 00:13:09,461 --> 00:13:10,979 What about your little job? 195 00:13:10,981 --> 00:13:12,336 No-one wants to buy a wedding dress 196 00:13:12,337 --> 00:13:14,696 from someone as frayed-looking as Alice. 197 00:13:14,697 --> 00:13:16,535 Right, that's enough. 198 00:13:16,860 --> 00:13:19,216 I need legal advice. Just you and me. 199 00:13:19,670 --> 00:13:20,870 What? But... 200 00:13:21,183 --> 00:13:22,662 ...you need me, too. 201 00:13:23,339 --> 00:13:25,071 He'll just mess it up! 202 00:13:25,996 --> 00:13:28,623 - How do you put up with it? - What, your mother? 203 00:13:29,754 --> 00:13:31,420 Well, it is what it is. 204 00:13:31,776 --> 00:13:33,980 Well, maybe it should be what it isn't. 205 00:13:37,457 --> 00:13:40,407 When are you going to confront her about her affair with Keith? 206 00:13:41,468 --> 00:13:43,186 I've decided I'm not going to. 207 00:13:43,296 --> 00:13:44,496 So... 208 00:13:44,937 --> 00:13:48,201 not marrying or making a will makes this all rather a shambles. 209 00:13:48,769 --> 00:13:50,861 How long will it take to clear it all up? 210 00:13:50,863 --> 00:13:53,176 Six months to a year. It'll go in a flash. 211 00:13:53,177 --> 00:13:56,959 I can't wait that long. Gerry and Minnie are selling the house now. 212 00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:59,464 Well, they're going to have a hefty tax bill, so that's prudent. 213 00:13:59,465 --> 00:14:01,855 Look, I need access to Harry's assets. 214 00:14:01,856 --> 00:14:03,816 And fuck prudent, by the way. 215 00:14:03,817 --> 00:14:07,096 So I can raise at least some cash from a plot of land he's bought. 216 00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:10,202 Even with access, you can't sell anything until you get probate. 217 00:14:11,951 --> 00:14:13,752 I should just give up. 218 00:14:14,257 --> 00:14:15,852 I don't own anything. 219 00:14:17,701 --> 00:14:19,311 I'll just let the house go. 220 00:14:19,809 --> 00:14:22,127 It's good Harry isn't here to see it. 221 00:14:22,616 --> 00:14:25,783 One of many things he won't get to see. 222 00:14:26,752 --> 00:14:28,457 Charlotte as a woman... 223 00:14:28,776 --> 00:14:30,653 festooned in her children. 224 00:14:31,831 --> 00:14:33,031 HS2. 225 00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:36,249 You know, the new train line. 226 00:14:36,828 --> 00:14:39,295 Dad, you're a solicitor, of sorts. 227 00:14:39,297 --> 00:14:40,596 Help. 228 00:14:40,598 --> 00:14:43,455 Or we'll be homeless and we'll end up living here with you and Mum... 229 00:14:43,457 --> 00:14:44,775 and Keith. 230 00:14:45,228 --> 00:14:46,428 Hmm... 231 00:14:47,775 --> 00:14:49,785 What's Harry's business called? 232 00:14:49,787 --> 00:14:51,547 It's Harry's Housing. 233 00:14:51,969 --> 00:14:54,102 He wanted to call it Harry's Erection, 234 00:14:54,104 --> 00:14:56,204 - but they wouldn't let him. - Cheeky! 235 00:14:57,555 --> 00:14:58,899 Here we go... 236 00:14:58,901 --> 00:15:00,501 Harry's Housing. 237 00:15:00,898 --> 00:15:03,337 - What are we looking at? - Companies House. 238 00:15:04,078 --> 00:15:07,261 So, owners listed are... 239 00:15:08,297 --> 00:15:10,309 ...er, Tanvi Lal. 240 00:15:10,629 --> 00:15:11,829 And... 241 00:15:12,337 --> 00:15:13,537 Oh. 242 00:15:14,717 --> 00:15:15,917 You. 243 00:15:16,106 --> 00:15:17,306 Me? 244 00:15:17,621 --> 00:15:19,615 - Yes. - But not Harry? 245 00:15:19,616 --> 00:15:22,855 Yes, you own 50%, minus any borrowings. 246 00:15:22,856 --> 00:15:26,060 So, you can keep running the business. 247 00:15:28,286 --> 00:15:30,561 Why did Harry cut me in officially? 248 00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:32,216 Because he loved you. 249 00:15:32,217 --> 00:15:34,976 - Or... - No, no, that's good. Stop there. 250 00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:40,993 Or/and to spread the ownership, so as to shut out his dodgy lenders. 251 00:15:40,995 --> 00:15:42,514 How do you know this stuff? 252 00:15:42,516 --> 00:15:45,295 'A lot of crap jobs in portacabins hanging around builders.' 253 00:15:45,297 --> 00:15:49,080 Also... I've been digging into Harry's emails. 254 00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:51,453 The land was granted planning. 255 00:15:51,455 --> 00:15:52,955 The survey was clean. 256 00:15:52,957 --> 00:15:54,936 'Then the council changed their mind.' 257 00:15:54,937 --> 00:15:56,255 Why? 258 00:15:56,256 --> 00:16:00,056 They found historical records showing chemical pollution. 259 00:16:00,057 --> 00:16:01,901 But that doesn't make sense, does it? 260 00:16:02,656 --> 00:16:04,936 I knew Harry knew what he was doing. 261 00:16:05,171 --> 00:16:07,171 All right, speak later. 262 00:16:09,971 --> 00:16:12,480 God, no. Er, what did you say? 263 00:16:12,482 --> 00:16:13,973 'Well, the truth.' 264 00:16:15,423 --> 00:16:17,655 Mum treats the police like they're in year six. 265 00:16:17,656 --> 00:16:19,670 You know, pre-teen and out to get her. 266 00:16:19,672 --> 00:16:22,993 'You haven't lived until you've been hassled by the law. 267 00:16:23,967 --> 00:16:26,868 'They wanted to know what I said exactly to... 268 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:28,400 'Dad... 269 00:16:29,090 --> 00:16:30,663 'just before he died.' 270 00:16:30,665 --> 00:16:32,349 What did you say to him? 271 00:16:32,351 --> 00:16:34,071 'Nothing to make him fall. 272 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:37,976 'Just, "Please, talk to me."' 273 00:16:37,977 --> 00:16:39,599 Oh. 'You have to imagine, 274 00:16:39,601 --> 00:16:42,287 'my parents are really uptight. 275 00:16:43,177 --> 00:16:45,536 'Standing there was my dad. 276 00:16:45,865 --> 00:16:49,655 'The reason I've always felt like something was missing.' 277 00:17:01,377 --> 00:17:03,216 Shall we try charm? 278 00:17:03,217 --> 00:17:04,720 Not really my thing. 279 00:17:05,096 --> 00:17:06,296 You go. 280 00:17:08,731 --> 00:17:09,931 Hello. 281 00:17:10,241 --> 00:17:11,441 Oh, cool top. 282 00:17:12,016 --> 00:17:14,095 Er, can I speak to the planning officer, please? 283 00:17:14,096 --> 00:17:15,856 I'm afraid he's just popping out. 284 00:17:15,857 --> 00:17:18,136 Oh, boss leaving. Go! Boss! 285 00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:20,095 - Hello. - Hello. 286 00:17:20,096 --> 00:17:22,234 I'd love a quick chat. 287 00:17:22,236 --> 00:17:24,696 Erm, my husband has just died. 288 00:17:24,697 --> 00:17:27,122 - Oh, I'm sorry. - Yeah, you never think it'll happen to you. 289 00:17:27,124 --> 00:17:29,628 Er, so, anyway, I've brought a friend. 290 00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:33,295 Unfortunately, I have to go. But Chelsea can make you an appointment. 291 00:17:33,296 --> 00:17:35,033 No, I need your help with this. 292 00:17:36,496 --> 00:17:38,176 Planning permission was granted, 293 00:17:38,177 --> 00:17:40,295 but then you changed your minds because, 294 00:17:40,296 --> 00:17:42,454 supposedly, it was contaminated. 295 00:17:42,755 --> 00:17:45,179 - Well, there you go, then. - How does that work? 296 00:17:45,181 --> 00:17:47,728 And how do we get rid of the contamination? 297 00:17:48,069 --> 00:17:50,157 That is a technical issue. 298 00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:52,798 You'll have to put all this in writing. 299 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:55,234 No, I just need just a chink of light. 300 00:17:55,236 --> 00:17:57,216 Are you physically cornering me? 301 00:17:57,217 --> 00:17:59,254 Yeah, probably don't do that, Alice. 302 00:18:04,471 --> 00:18:07,190 God, I feel like I'm on three percent charge. 303 00:18:07,192 --> 00:18:09,274 So, what are you gonna do about the flats? 304 00:18:09,602 --> 00:18:11,040 Ignore Tanvi... 305 00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:13,612 and try to sell them, now I can. 306 00:18:14,419 --> 00:18:16,413 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 307 00:18:16,776 --> 00:18:19,055 One of my few bargaining chips. 308 00:18:19,344 --> 00:18:21,225 - Do you want a lift? - No, thanks. 309 00:18:21,764 --> 00:18:23,439 You shouldn't be driving. 310 00:18:23,747 --> 00:18:25,176 Keep the windows open. 311 00:18:25,177 --> 00:18:26,417 I'll be fine. 312 00:19:21,457 --> 00:19:23,016 Always 3:47! 313 00:19:24,311 --> 00:19:25,727 Lights, off. 314 00:19:35,711 --> 00:19:37,852 Welcome to The Insomnia Show. 315 00:19:39,377 --> 00:19:40,577 I've had a death. 316 00:19:41,321 --> 00:19:42,760 What's your excuse? 317 00:19:46,751 --> 00:19:47,951 Turmeric. 318 00:19:49,749 --> 00:19:51,109 Here's hoping. 319 00:20:07,770 --> 00:20:09,763 HOW TO SELL A KITCHEN 320 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:51,900 My house is not for sale, as I believe I've mentioned. 321 00:20:52,805 --> 00:20:55,508 Look, I can make it worth your while. 322 00:20:56,665 --> 00:20:58,899 Er, money or sex? 323 00:20:58,901 --> 00:21:02,269 - What? - Er, because both are unacceptable. 324 00:21:02,894 --> 00:21:04,760 I've just completed this development. 325 00:21:04,785 --> 00:21:06,862 It's ten luxury flats, 326 00:21:06,864 --> 00:21:09,741 which you can sell if you take my house off the market. 327 00:21:11,177 --> 00:21:13,874 But if it's out of your league, I can go elsewhere. 328 00:21:13,876 --> 00:21:16,386 Look, I... I'd love to handle this sale. 329 00:21:16,388 --> 00:21:19,007 But I can't take your house off the market because it's... 330 00:21:19,171 --> 00:21:20,410 not your house. 331 00:21:20,576 --> 00:21:23,313 Well, just tell my father-in-law that you won't sell it. 332 00:21:23,315 --> 00:21:25,913 Then another firm will. And we've accepted an offer. 333 00:21:26,256 --> 00:21:28,136 That visit was just, you know, to work out 334 00:21:28,137 --> 00:21:30,071 where to put the summerhouse and the hot tub. 335 00:21:30,073 --> 00:21:31,312 Hot tub?! 336 00:21:31,337 --> 00:21:34,892 It's a state-of-the-art house, not a porn shoot! 337 00:21:35,107 --> 00:21:37,048 Well, I'll just keep messing up your viewings. 338 00:21:37,335 --> 00:21:39,535 If they're happy to have a body dug up to buy the house, 339 00:21:39,536 --> 00:21:41,735 they won't give up because you sprayed water at them. 340 00:21:41,737 --> 00:21:43,616 Well, next time, I'll set fire to them. 341 00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:46,533 Now, you tell your buyers that and get rid of them. 342 00:21:46,802 --> 00:21:48,440 Stall new buyers. 343 00:21:48,442 --> 00:21:50,308 Then, when the flats are sold, 344 00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:52,541 I will pay you more than you're getting now 345 00:21:52,543 --> 00:21:55,292 for the house that my darling Harry built. 346 00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:24,697 I've been feeling it. 347 00:22:25,897 --> 00:22:27,676 Harry's up there watching us. 348 00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:29,668 It's a nice thought. 349 00:22:29,956 --> 00:22:32,986 He's like fucking Google Maps. 350 00:22:37,575 --> 00:22:40,475 So... your boss let you work, then? 351 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:42,411 I begged for a shift. 352 00:22:43,256 --> 00:22:44,593 I need the money. 353 00:22:44,736 --> 00:22:46,754 And I can't put my life on hold forever. 354 00:22:47,028 --> 00:22:48,437 I love this shop. 355 00:22:51,357 --> 00:22:52,837 It's a happy place. 356 00:22:54,056 --> 00:22:55,926 We need more happy places. 357 00:22:56,648 --> 00:22:57,848 Oh! 358 00:22:57,850 --> 00:23:01,335 Can I have a go? I've never vaped a dress before. 359 00:23:01,524 --> 00:23:02,811 Be my guest. 360 00:23:06,217 --> 00:23:10,251 I've been compiling a list of my top-ten Harry moments. 361 00:23:10,253 --> 00:23:13,416 So, whenever I think of him and I'm about to cry, 362 00:23:13,417 --> 00:23:16,403 I just say to myself, "Number six." 363 00:23:16,405 --> 00:23:17,749 What's number six? 364 00:23:19,873 --> 00:23:23,697 The time he turned up for jury duty with half his beard shaved off. 365 00:23:24,772 --> 00:23:27,176 Do you remember? They let him off. 366 00:23:27,505 --> 00:23:28,705 Number one? 367 00:23:30,677 --> 00:23:32,797 When he picked me up from primary school. 368 00:23:32,891 --> 00:23:34,711 I don't know where Mum was, but... 369 00:23:36,015 --> 00:23:37,822 ...he was all handsome and... 370 00:23:39,064 --> 00:23:40,544 ...I felt really special. 371 00:23:45,816 --> 00:23:48,093 I never asked him for money, but... 372 00:23:48,414 --> 00:23:50,496 he always knew when I was struggling. 373 00:23:52,256 --> 00:23:53,993 No drama, it's just... 374 00:23:54,517 --> 00:23:58,496 rent's due and Harry would have helped out by now. 375 00:23:58,498 --> 00:24:00,218 But, for obvious reasons... 376 00:24:00,937 --> 00:24:02,616 ...he hasn't. 377 00:24:02,617 --> 00:24:06,897 And my landlord, well, he's giving it, "Eviction on Friday." 378 00:24:23,487 --> 00:24:25,452 Christ, Nicola! 379 00:24:26,655 --> 00:24:28,173 Sorry. 380 00:24:28,838 --> 00:24:30,725 I couldn't resist it. 381 00:24:31,417 --> 00:24:32,736 You look wonderful. 382 00:24:33,533 --> 00:24:35,743 Will you take a picture, send it to Ed? 383 00:24:36,009 --> 00:24:37,857 It might make him want to propose. 384 00:24:43,174 --> 00:24:46,704 So, erm, can you help with rent money? 385 00:24:46,706 --> 00:24:48,252 No, Nicola. 386 00:24:48,253 --> 00:24:50,282 I have nothing. 387 00:24:50,483 --> 00:24:51,703 That's a shame. 388 00:24:52,071 --> 00:24:54,290 I'll have to move back in with Mum and Dad. 389 00:24:54,649 --> 00:24:56,973 Maybe it won't fry our brains this time. 390 00:24:56,974 --> 00:24:59,532 - Move in with Ed. - Oh, God, no! 391 00:24:59,533 --> 00:25:01,542 He lives with his dad and his grandad. 392 00:25:01,544 --> 00:25:04,134 It's like Only Fools And Horses, but not as funny. 393 00:25:06,134 --> 00:25:09,981 Back me up on this, Nicola, and we might be able to kill two birds with one stone. 394 00:25:18,494 --> 00:25:21,733 You are a piece of work and a half. 395 00:25:21,734 --> 00:25:24,828 - What's happened, Dad? - The sale of the house has fallen through. 396 00:25:25,691 --> 00:25:27,694 I love greedy estate agents. 397 00:25:27,696 --> 00:25:29,922 She turned a power hose on the buyers. 398 00:25:29,924 --> 00:25:32,413 - They've been frightened off. - I'm sorry, but... 399 00:25:32,414 --> 00:25:35,373 It's not enough to bury our Harry at the bottom of her garden 400 00:25:35,375 --> 00:25:36,913 like the family bloody dog. 401 00:25:36,915 --> 00:25:38,806 Look, we've been through this. 402 00:25:38,808 --> 00:25:41,236 Please, just delay trying to sell the house. 403 00:25:41,238 --> 00:25:42,438 No. 404 00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:45,772 All right, well, Nicola's about to be evicted. 405 00:25:45,773 --> 00:25:48,748 So, if you give me time to buy the house, 406 00:25:48,750 --> 00:25:50,560 she can move in with me and Charlotte. 407 00:25:50,562 --> 00:25:54,652 How does that help us pay our inheritance tax bill? 408 00:25:54,654 --> 00:25:58,305 It doesn't, ultimately. But it's another reason not to sell up yet. 409 00:25:58,307 --> 00:25:59,506 Why? 410 00:25:59,508 --> 00:26:02,300 Well, because otherwise Nicola will have to move back in here with you. 411 00:26:02,301 --> 00:26:06,069 - So, you're using Nicola as a threat? - No! 412 00:26:08,079 --> 00:26:09,280 Nicola... 413 00:26:10,060 --> 00:26:11,784 It does feel a bit icky. 414 00:26:11,786 --> 00:26:15,955 Alice, we're there for Charlotte, whenever she needs us. 415 00:26:15,957 --> 00:26:19,167 But Minnie and me don't want to see you any more. 416 00:26:23,734 --> 00:26:26,252 - I can't believe you didn't back me up. - I'm sorry. 417 00:26:26,253 --> 00:26:29,092 You know Dad, he's got, like, a black belt in intimidation. 418 00:26:29,093 --> 00:26:31,401 Yeah, that's exactly why you should stand up to him. 419 00:26:32,013 --> 00:26:35,572 - We should get petrol for your car. - Oh, all right, you rob a bank. 420 00:26:35,573 --> 00:26:37,775 In the meantime, we need the exercise. 421 00:26:37,777 --> 00:26:41,012 Yeah, Mum's always encouraging me. 422 00:26:41,013 --> 00:26:44,097 We should go running, build up to a marathon. 423 00:26:44,099 --> 00:26:45,653 No, a boot camp. 424 00:26:45,654 --> 00:26:46,854 Slow down! 425 00:26:47,756 --> 00:26:51,692 Can I still move in with you? I want to get to know you better. 426 00:26:51,694 --> 00:26:54,733 Now Harry's gone, everyone's got to shuffle up closer. 427 00:26:54,734 --> 00:26:58,461 And no word of a lie, Al, I am a total laugh. 428 00:26:59,573 --> 00:27:02,173 It's just you and Char rattling around at your place. 429 00:27:02,174 --> 00:27:03,893 It's not like you'll have another baby. 430 00:27:03,894 --> 00:27:05,094 Well, you never know. 431 00:27:06,413 --> 00:27:08,768 Harry stored some sperm and I might use it. 432 00:27:08,770 --> 00:27:10,230 You can't tell anyone. 433 00:27:10,232 --> 00:27:12,772 No! I won't, but... 434 00:27:13,163 --> 00:27:14,364 Wow! 435 00:27:15,333 --> 00:27:17,453 - It's all a bit overwhelming. - Yeah. 436 00:27:17,454 --> 00:27:19,213 It's like Jurassic Park. 437 00:27:20,010 --> 00:27:21,292 Go on, how? 438 00:27:21,293 --> 00:27:24,074 Well, creating life from a dead creature. 439 00:27:24,813 --> 00:27:27,252 I'd die to have a baby, but... 440 00:27:27,253 --> 00:27:29,328 I'm sure Ed thinks I'll be a shit mum. 441 00:27:29,330 --> 00:27:30,928 No, he won't. 442 00:27:31,265 --> 00:27:33,313 And you just learn. 443 00:27:33,315 --> 00:27:35,194 You know, I'm still learning. 444 00:27:38,214 --> 00:27:40,332 - All clear? - Yeah, Tanvi's gone home. 445 00:27:40,333 --> 00:27:42,066 - But let's not push our luck. - OK. 446 00:27:42,735 --> 00:27:44,572 Right, let's make this quick. 447 00:27:44,573 --> 00:27:46,812 - My business partner's hiring her own agents. - Er, what? 448 00:27:46,813 --> 00:27:48,653 You didn't mention anything about a joint... 449 00:27:48,654 --> 00:27:51,573 The more you sell, the more you earn. It's called capitalism. 450 00:27:55,053 --> 00:27:58,142 A jaw-dropping new residential opportunity 451 00:27:58,144 --> 00:28:00,770 combining convenience with super style. 452 00:28:00,772 --> 00:28:05,317 Only seconds from high-end retail and food amenities. 453 00:28:11,755 --> 00:28:12,955 Oh... 454 00:28:13,262 --> 00:28:15,852 I could definitely live here. 455 00:28:16,409 --> 00:28:17,967 It's not gonna happen. 456 00:28:17,983 --> 00:28:20,996 The Lost Gardens of Babylon this way. 457 00:28:21,548 --> 00:28:22,826 It smells of glue. 458 00:28:23,038 --> 00:28:24,439 I love glue. 459 00:28:28,734 --> 00:28:30,253 Well done, Harry. 460 00:28:32,414 --> 00:28:34,703 - You definitely own all this? - Er, yep. 461 00:28:34,979 --> 00:28:37,711 Then I am gonna sell the arse off these flats! 462 00:28:44,853 --> 00:28:47,036 Er, right, bye! 463 00:28:47,224 --> 00:28:50,212 - Er, put it on the website, or whatever it is you do. - Huge. 464 00:28:50,214 --> 00:28:53,292 - I'll liaise about getting a photographer in tomorrow. - Great! 465 00:28:53,293 --> 00:28:54,493 Whoo! 466 00:28:59,013 --> 00:29:00,693 Nicola, say nothing. 467 00:29:00,694 --> 00:29:02,049 - What about? - Anything. 468 00:29:02,627 --> 00:29:03,812 Hello. 469 00:29:03,813 --> 00:29:05,134 Hello, Alice. 470 00:29:06,573 --> 00:29:08,949 Alice, what are you doing here? 471 00:29:08,951 --> 00:29:11,055 Er, I thought I'd show Harry's sister around. 472 00:29:11,057 --> 00:29:13,947 - I think you've met Nicola. - And you? 473 00:29:13,949 --> 00:29:15,708 Yes, me, too. 474 00:29:15,710 --> 00:29:18,588 Showing my kids. Cheap afternoon out. 475 00:29:19,194 --> 00:29:20,953 Go to Mummy Coochie. 476 00:29:22,382 --> 00:29:23,809 Oh, this one! 477 00:29:24,953 --> 00:29:27,913 - Hi, I'm Patti. - Oh, Alice and Nicola. 478 00:29:29,190 --> 00:29:32,190 - Cute. - I didn't know you had kids, Tanvi. 479 00:29:34,510 --> 00:29:35,693 Nanny? 480 00:29:35,694 --> 00:29:38,861 Wife. I like to keep my personal life separate. 481 00:29:39,734 --> 00:29:41,973 Why are you inviting estate agents round? 482 00:29:42,245 --> 00:29:43,993 I need his cooperation. 483 00:29:43,995 --> 00:29:45,423 And I'm allowed. 484 00:29:45,425 --> 00:29:48,315 I found out that Harry put half the company in my name, 485 00:29:48,317 --> 00:29:49,612 along with you. 486 00:29:49,613 --> 00:29:53,085 So, I'm looking forward to working with you on Monday morning. 487 00:29:56,853 --> 00:29:58,852 Oh, late. 488 00:29:58,853 --> 00:30:00,332 Sorry. 489 00:30:00,333 --> 00:30:02,772 Everything takes so long when you don't have a car! 490 00:30:02,773 --> 00:30:04,437 Hi. Let me make you a tea. 491 00:30:04,656 --> 00:30:07,796 We've walked the length of freakin' Chile. 492 00:30:07,798 --> 00:30:09,357 Oh, and... 493 00:30:09,995 --> 00:30:13,646 - we're doing the marathon. - No, we are not doing the marathon. 494 00:30:13,648 --> 00:30:15,931 Great news about your dad's sperm. 495 00:30:15,933 --> 00:30:17,532 You're gonna have a baby sib. 496 00:30:18,061 --> 00:30:19,733 I didn't say that, Nicola. 497 00:30:20,163 --> 00:30:23,363 You're not supposed to know about that. It's a private family matter. 498 00:30:34,093 --> 00:30:37,040 So, er, my dad has drawn up papers 499 00:30:37,042 --> 00:30:40,607 making him and me trustees of your inheritance until you reach 18. 500 00:30:41,134 --> 00:30:44,693 It means we can apply for probate and get access to the accounts. 501 00:30:45,093 --> 00:30:47,052 And he's drawn up a separate document 502 00:30:47,053 --> 00:30:49,133 for George to relinquish his rights. 503 00:30:49,134 --> 00:30:51,155 - You've got it all covered, then. - Well... 504 00:30:51,417 --> 00:30:52,936 made a start. 505 00:30:53,219 --> 00:30:55,610 And I may have found a way for us to keep the house. 506 00:30:55,612 --> 00:30:57,857 Dad had a plot of land we can develop and... 507 00:30:57,859 --> 00:31:00,058 I'm not signing anything until I've read it properly. 508 00:31:00,310 --> 00:31:01,510 Very sensible. 509 00:31:02,112 --> 00:31:03,312 I'll just... 510 00:31:05,449 --> 00:31:06,655 Don't you trust me? 511 00:31:07,328 --> 00:31:09,480 Well, you blurt things out, don't you? 512 00:31:11,177 --> 00:31:12,978 I'm... I'm sorry. 513 00:31:15,129 --> 00:31:16,453 I shouldn't have told Nicola. 514 00:31:16,454 --> 00:31:18,493 Little things, like you're gonna have Dad's baby? 515 00:31:18,494 --> 00:31:19,904 Might. 516 00:31:19,906 --> 00:31:22,854 Who knows? After discussing it with you. 517 00:31:32,093 --> 00:31:35,719 Ah, well, hallelujah, someone wants to buy our kitchen. 518 00:31:35,721 --> 00:31:37,154 You can't sell the kitchen! 519 00:31:37,156 --> 00:31:39,797 I just did. It was that or busking. 520 00:31:43,019 --> 00:31:45,466 You know, things will get worse unless you sign that. 521 00:31:45,857 --> 00:31:48,074 And if you're so against another sibling, 522 00:31:48,076 --> 00:31:49,678 why are you cosying up to George? 523 00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:53,134 Because he's my brother, not some fantasy of keeping Dad alive! 524 00:31:54,095 --> 00:31:55,760 You need help, Mum. 525 00:31:56,726 --> 00:32:00,955 Well, help me, then. Rather than sulk at me. 526 00:32:00,957 --> 00:32:02,453 Go to that bereavement group... 527 00:32:02,679 --> 00:32:04,598 and get some perspective on all this. 528 00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:06,880 Don't therapise me! 529 00:32:12,144 --> 00:32:14,867 He was, you know, my soul mate. 530 00:32:15,555 --> 00:32:17,906 I can't imagine myself with another man. 531 00:32:18,261 --> 00:32:19,953 It would feel like a betrayal. 532 00:32:19,955 --> 00:32:21,485 What would he say about that? 533 00:32:21,634 --> 00:32:23,146 I mean, if he were here. 534 00:32:23,255 --> 00:32:27,675 - He'd be like, "You go for it, girl!" - He didn't talk like that. 535 00:32:27,677 --> 00:32:29,811 Oh, I wasn't doing an impression. 536 00:32:29,813 --> 00:32:32,548 But aren't you crushingly lonely? 537 00:32:33,414 --> 00:32:36,977 Well, you can feel even lonelier if you're with the wrong person. 538 00:32:37,430 --> 00:32:38,734 Anything important? 539 00:32:39,694 --> 00:32:40,973 Sorry. 540 00:32:40,975 --> 00:32:46,055 I think I'd need, like, some sex after a year or two. 541 00:32:46,485 --> 00:32:48,604 - Or a month. - Sorry. 542 00:32:52,374 --> 00:32:56,436 - What have I missed? - Tina doesn't want sex ever again. 543 00:32:57,569 --> 00:32:59,991 - She didn't say that. - I do. 544 00:33:00,615 --> 00:33:02,623 So would my wife, if I'd have died. 545 00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:04,773 She would have been quick out of the blocks. 546 00:33:10,054 --> 00:33:11,249 Me? 547 00:33:11,251 --> 00:33:13,852 Well, you don't have to say anything, but... 548 00:33:14,292 --> 00:33:16,132 ...do break into the enchanted circle. 549 00:33:17,944 --> 00:33:20,307 Well, erm, I agree with Tina. 550 00:33:20,522 --> 00:33:23,363 Sex is the last thing on my mind. 551 00:33:24,133 --> 00:33:26,933 I felt like that at first. It's totally normal. 552 00:33:26,934 --> 00:33:29,646 But now you're ready to rumble, big boy. 553 00:33:30,341 --> 00:33:32,900 You know, you're just a little bit annoying, aren't you? 554 00:33:35,039 --> 00:33:36,637 Can we talk about money? 555 00:33:37,356 --> 00:33:39,212 Someone you love dies 556 00:33:39,213 --> 00:33:43,132 and you think it's gonna be about gut-wrenching absence. 557 00:33:43,133 --> 00:33:45,097 And it is. 558 00:33:45,099 --> 00:33:49,897 But it's just as much about the bloody bank and... 559 00:33:50,693 --> 00:33:55,008 ...bureaucracy and stupid missing passwords. 560 00:33:55,010 --> 00:33:56,813 - Oh, nightmare! - Yes, I had that! 561 00:33:56,814 --> 00:34:00,550 And if you weren't married and they died suddenly without a will 562 00:34:00,552 --> 00:34:05,642 and with secrets and a messed-up business and... 563 00:34:06,166 --> 00:34:07,900 ...a family of misfits... 564 00:34:15,697 --> 00:34:17,923 So... money. 565 00:34:18,690 --> 00:34:21,290 - Where shall we start? - Actually, let's not. 566 00:34:21,770 --> 00:34:23,170 I'm too tired. 567 00:34:24,954 --> 00:34:26,587 Erm, excuse me... 568 00:34:27,048 --> 00:34:28,973 Did you say you were an accountant? 569 00:34:28,974 --> 00:34:30,778 Oh, I'm afraid so. 570 00:34:30,780 --> 00:34:33,333 No, no, it's great. I need one. 571 00:34:33,334 --> 00:34:34,534 Desperately. 572 00:34:35,265 --> 00:34:38,378 And I can't pay. And I'm terrible company. 573 00:34:38,380 --> 00:34:42,082 Erm, well, a bottle of wine and a pizza? 574 00:34:42,700 --> 00:34:43,898 Great! 575 00:34:43,899 --> 00:34:45,099 Thank you. 576 00:34:45,871 --> 00:34:47,750 Erm, can you provide the wine and the pizza? 577 00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:48,952 Yes. 578 00:35:14,376 --> 00:35:16,776 Maybe we should be more like animals 579 00:35:16,778 --> 00:35:20,213 and just walk away from our parents as quickly as we can. 580 00:35:22,181 --> 00:35:23,482 - No. - No? 581 00:35:23,721 --> 00:35:25,938 So why are you living at home at your age? 582 00:35:28,334 --> 00:35:31,348 - You're so hurtful. - No, sorry. 583 00:35:31,894 --> 00:35:33,413 It's temporary. 584 00:35:33,414 --> 00:35:34,773 And free. 585 00:35:34,774 --> 00:35:38,116 And they would kill each other if I wasn't there. 586 00:35:38,974 --> 00:35:41,029 - Come on. - I'm serious. 587 00:35:41,396 --> 00:35:43,916 I'm the family fire extinguisher. 588 00:35:46,494 --> 00:35:48,172 And just to warn you... 589 00:35:48,173 --> 00:35:51,013 they don't want me to give up my share of any inheritance. 590 00:35:52,072 --> 00:35:53,272 Really? 591 00:35:54,538 --> 00:35:56,875 My dad, Frank, especially... 592 00:35:56,877 --> 00:36:00,453 sees it as a kind of payoff after he was humiliated at the inquest. 593 00:36:00,454 --> 00:36:03,012 - He wasn't humiliated. - He was. 594 00:36:03,013 --> 00:36:06,493 He was publicly exposed, in absentia, 595 00:36:06,494 --> 00:36:09,615 as being the cheated-on husband who can't make kids of his own. 596 00:36:10,365 --> 00:36:12,965 Mum's gonna hate all this. She's not coping well. 597 00:36:12,967 --> 00:36:14,726 I'm worried she'll do something mad. 598 00:36:16,554 --> 00:36:19,131 Like... burying Dad in the garden? 599 00:36:20,123 --> 00:36:21,822 No. But, yeah. 600 00:36:23,546 --> 00:36:24,914 You mustn't tell anyone. 601 00:36:25,512 --> 00:36:26,712 OK. 602 00:36:27,426 --> 00:36:31,908 Mum didn't know, but Dad left some frozen... 603 00:36:33,527 --> 00:36:35,847 - Oh, I can't say it. - What? 604 00:36:35,974 --> 00:36:37,254 Assets? 605 00:36:38,957 --> 00:36:40,198 Lasagne? 606 00:36:41,847 --> 00:36:44,557 - Sperm? - Yes, that. For Mum to use. 607 00:36:45,857 --> 00:36:48,617 - Jesus... - I know. I shouldn't have told you. 608 00:36:49,534 --> 00:36:51,826 It's her choice, but... 609 00:36:52,628 --> 00:36:54,374 ...talk about a can of worms. 610 00:36:56,307 --> 00:36:58,233 Do they keep it in a can? 611 00:37:03,121 --> 00:37:05,907 I don't even know what happened. 612 00:37:05,909 --> 00:37:07,109 Whoops! 613 00:37:09,868 --> 00:37:13,091 Oh, hi! We've saved you some pizza. 614 00:37:13,093 --> 00:37:15,747 And this is Graham from the bereavement group. 615 00:37:15,749 --> 00:37:17,849 - Hi. - Why is he here? 616 00:37:17,851 --> 00:37:19,453 Er, he's an accountant. 617 00:37:19,454 --> 00:37:20,937 Afraid so. 618 00:37:20,939 --> 00:37:22,652 He's helping me with Dad's papers. 619 00:37:22,653 --> 00:37:24,931 And I've bought your kitchen. 620 00:37:25,125 --> 00:37:26,655 He's bought our kitchen! 621 00:37:43,883 --> 00:37:46,535 Now, we mustn't fall out over money... 622 00:37:47,652 --> 00:37:48,852 ...or sperm. 623 00:37:55,494 --> 00:37:57,194 I love you so much. 624 00:37:59,342 --> 00:38:01,871 I love you, too. But I don't understand you. 625 00:38:04,533 --> 00:38:05,733 Oh, well... 626 00:38:06,606 --> 00:38:08,289 I don't understand you either. 627 00:38:25,643 --> 00:38:27,642 'Hello? Charlotte?' 628 00:38:27,643 --> 00:38:30,363 - Gran, you big techy. - 'Big what?' 629 00:38:30,364 --> 00:38:31,899 - Are you all right? - 'Yes. 630 00:38:31,901 --> 00:38:34,019 'My friend Maeve showed me how to do this. 631 00:38:34,302 --> 00:38:35,997 'I thought it was the best way of seeing you 632 00:38:35,998 --> 00:38:38,922 'without your mum and your gramps and me getting all het up.' 633 00:38:39,227 --> 00:38:40,427 Oh, Gran... 634 00:38:42,204 --> 00:38:44,918 'Your gramps and I have bought a plot of land.' 635 00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:46,594 To build on, like Dad? 636 00:38:46,596 --> 00:38:48,053 'No, no, no. 637 00:38:48,055 --> 00:38:49,812 'It's a cemetery plot. 638 00:38:50,083 --> 00:38:52,224 'To build just the basement, I suppose. 639 00:38:52,924 --> 00:38:56,282 'We think, if you both see it, then you'll come round to the idea. 640 00:38:56,284 --> 00:38:58,366 'Then everything else will fall into place. 641 00:38:58,534 --> 00:39:00,934 'I mean, otherwise, it's going to get worse and worse.' 642 00:39:09,916 --> 00:39:12,167 - I slept. - Ten hours. 643 00:39:12,169 --> 00:39:14,228 - I kept thinking you were dead. - Well... 644 00:39:14,663 --> 00:39:16,285 that's the answer, then. 645 00:39:17,285 --> 00:39:18,883 I share your bed. 646 00:39:18,884 --> 00:39:21,482 Until you get a boyfriend, obviously. No sharing then. 647 00:39:21,708 --> 00:39:23,468 - No! No, no, no! - Sorry. 648 00:39:27,075 --> 00:39:28,629 You're just like Dad. 649 00:39:30,150 --> 00:39:32,285 We will get another kitchen, you know? 650 00:39:32,287 --> 00:39:35,270 It'll be cheap and cheerful, just like us. 651 00:39:36,044 --> 00:39:38,483 Don't you think it's a bit odd that he's buying the kitchen? 652 00:39:38,485 --> 00:39:39,924 Who, Graham? No. 653 00:39:40,221 --> 00:39:42,970 He said he needs an upgrade. Kitchen or wife? 654 00:39:43,423 --> 00:39:44,602 Charlotte! 655 00:39:44,603 --> 00:39:47,468 - Well, he obviously fancies you. - No, he doesn't! 656 00:39:47,894 --> 00:39:51,610 - Do you think? Oh, my God! - Yes. And you know he does. 657 00:39:51,612 --> 00:39:55,253 No-one spends 20,000 quid on a kitchen they don't really need. 658 00:39:57,043 --> 00:40:00,026 - Oh, I feel awful now. - No, Mum, don't. 659 00:40:00,028 --> 00:40:02,248 And I shouldn't be selling Harry's kitchen anyway. 660 00:40:02,250 --> 00:40:04,255 We spent New Year's choosing it. 661 00:40:04,257 --> 00:40:05,825 He went to Finland. 662 00:40:06,197 --> 00:40:09,253 Mum, we need the money more than a bonkers kitchen. 663 00:40:11,622 --> 00:40:14,459 So, what shall we do today, that's free? 664 00:40:14,978 --> 00:40:18,851 Er, fishing? Some simple parkour? 665 00:40:28,792 --> 00:40:31,076 I know you aren't talking to them, but... 666 00:40:31,881 --> 00:40:33,591 it is kind of Gramps and Gran. 667 00:40:34,483 --> 00:40:36,845 Can't be much fun choosing your son's grave. 668 00:40:37,009 --> 00:40:38,209 No. 669 00:40:39,623 --> 00:40:41,190 Right, well, let's be grown-up. 670 00:40:41,787 --> 00:40:42,987 What do you think? 671 00:40:43,503 --> 00:40:47,686 Erm, well, you could say it's nice everyone's together. 672 00:40:48,083 --> 00:40:49,311 All the dead. 673 00:40:49,872 --> 00:40:52,663 Like a very long sleepover. 674 00:40:53,287 --> 00:40:56,606 Feels more like a long-stay car park at a really dismal airport. 675 00:40:57,293 --> 00:41:00,748 So, you and Dad never talked about this, er, situation? 676 00:41:01,154 --> 00:41:02,354 No. 677 00:41:02,756 --> 00:41:04,436 We had better things to do. 678 00:41:12,064 --> 00:41:13,347 I don't like it. 679 00:41:15,331 --> 00:41:16,686 Neither do I. 680 00:41:18,083 --> 00:41:20,763 And nor would Dad. Come on. 681 00:41:21,099 --> 00:41:22,299 So... 682 00:41:22,849 --> 00:41:25,522 Harry's staying where he is and so are we. 683 00:41:25,524 --> 00:41:26,724 Good. 684 00:41:27,043 --> 00:41:29,281 Ooh, I like that one! Is it a turkey? 685 00:41:29,756 --> 00:41:31,522 No, I think it's an angel. 686 00:41:31,866 --> 00:41:34,426 Oh, yeah, that would make more sense. 687 00:41:36,677 --> 00:41:38,500 I don't understand a word of it. 688 00:41:38,502 --> 00:41:40,448 Are you sure Grandad knows what he's doing? 689 00:41:40,450 --> 00:41:41,802 No, frankly. 690 00:41:41,804 --> 00:41:43,924 But he is providing his services for free. 691 00:41:44,963 --> 00:41:48,221 I think you're giving me the right to act for you. 692 00:41:52,083 --> 00:41:54,323 Oh... yes! 693 00:42:07,521 --> 00:42:08,883 He's moving us out. 694 00:42:09,388 --> 00:42:10,982 He can't do it. 695 00:42:46,623 --> 00:42:48,488 It's a five-grand down payment. 696 00:42:48,918 --> 00:42:50,283 Let's make it last. 697 00:42:50,284 --> 00:42:53,002 This isn't gonna make Gramps any happier when he finds out. 698 00:42:53,003 --> 00:42:54,350 Well, he started it. 699 00:43:00,702 --> 00:43:02,621 We need to tell them we don't want to move Dad 700 00:43:02,623 --> 00:43:04,422 to that plot in the gated community. 701 00:43:15,159 --> 00:43:17,424 We need a little bit more of a drum roll. 702 00:43:17,738 --> 00:43:19,017 Yay! 703 00:43:20,573 --> 00:43:21,773 A toast. 704 00:43:22,284 --> 00:43:25,482 - To the house that Harry built. - The house that Harry built. 705 00:43:25,483 --> 00:43:27,404 The house that Harry built. 706 00:43:33,664 --> 00:43:36,308 I'll buy it back when we can afford it, Harry. 707 00:43:37,963 --> 00:43:39,804 It's your house and business. 708 00:43:40,694 --> 00:43:42,373 I'm just taking care of it. 709 00:43:46,772 --> 00:43:48,330 I'm the new you. 710 00:43:58,709 --> 00:44:01,036 Harry bought the land relatively cheap. 711 00:44:01,270 --> 00:44:04,966 With planning granted, he would have made a big killing. 712 00:44:04,968 --> 00:44:07,308 We need to learn how planning works at the council. 713 00:44:07,310 --> 00:44:09,996 Yeah. It's totally Kafkaesque. 714 00:44:10,649 --> 00:44:12,569 Whose fancy car is that outside? 715 00:44:20,020 --> 00:44:21,363 - Hello. - Hi. 716 00:44:21,364 --> 00:44:23,642 - I'm coming in later. - Me, too. 717 00:44:23,643 --> 00:44:25,831 Thanks, but I don't need you any more, Yasmina. 718 00:44:25,833 --> 00:44:27,033 Really? 719 00:44:27,230 --> 00:44:28,763 There goes the spa weekend. 720 00:44:28,764 --> 00:44:32,434 I've thought about it and this won't work with you and me, Alice. 721 00:44:32,436 --> 00:44:34,348 - Well, is there a choice? - Yes. 722 00:44:35,193 --> 00:44:37,690 You may not know this, but Harry and I go way back. 723 00:44:38,091 --> 00:44:39,403 No, I didn't know that. 724 00:44:39,404 --> 00:44:42,561 So, I want to do the right thing by you and your lovely daughter. 725 00:44:43,084 --> 00:44:45,861 - She could be a model, couldn't she? - Hmm, no. 726 00:44:46,103 --> 00:44:47,421 We were thinking welder. 727 00:44:47,423 --> 00:44:50,042 I know how to sell property. You don't. 728 00:44:50,043 --> 00:44:52,013 If you harass the council like that again, 729 00:44:52,015 --> 00:44:53,843 they're more likely to dig Harry up. 730 00:44:53,844 --> 00:44:56,410 I can solve all your problems with one simple deal. 731 00:44:56,412 --> 00:44:57,543 What? 732 00:44:57,544 --> 00:44:59,796 I'll buy all of Harry's business assets from you, 733 00:44:59,798 --> 00:45:02,827 including the greenfield land, for two million. 734 00:45:02,829 --> 00:45:04,547 - But you said the land was worthless. - It is. 735 00:45:04,549 --> 00:45:08,312 But in the long run, with maybe years of cajoling from me, 736 00:45:08,314 --> 00:45:10,482 the council may grant planning permission. 737 00:45:10,483 --> 00:45:13,079 Or not. I'll take that risk. 738 00:45:13,081 --> 00:45:14,415 No-one else will. 739 00:45:14,734 --> 00:45:18,433 That's enough money to pay off your in-laws and keep your house. 740 00:45:18,435 --> 00:45:21,381 But the land's worth so much more if it's developed. 741 00:45:21,710 --> 00:45:23,426 Or nothing if it isn't. 742 00:45:23,428 --> 00:45:27,034 But... I feel connected with that land. 743 00:45:27,036 --> 00:45:29,495 You know, it was obviously Harry's escape route. 744 00:45:29,497 --> 00:45:31,443 It's his secret garden. 745 00:45:31,444 --> 00:45:33,020 Let me focus your mind. 746 00:45:33,306 --> 00:45:36,667 Accept my deal or you'll be saying goodbye to your home. 747 00:45:48,761 --> 00:45:51,067 - Are you all right? - Well, not really. 748 00:45:51,799 --> 00:45:53,615 So, her deal... 749 00:45:54,275 --> 00:45:55,934 ...how brave are you feeling? 750 00:46:09,486 --> 00:46:10,686 Really? 751 00:46:21,100 --> 00:46:25,100 CREDITS