1 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:05,944 Now I know this is your first call 2 00:00:05,983 --> 00:00:07,483 with someone from Zephra, 3 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:09,492 but don't be intimidated. 4 00:00:09,660 --> 00:00:11,788 They're just regular folks like us 5 00:00:11,789 --> 00:00:13,651 who make six times as much money. 6 00:00:13,652 --> 00:00:15,385 Oh, I'm not nervous. I'm excited. 7 00:00:15,425 --> 00:00:17,694 I'm finally getting my dope uncut straight from the dealer. 8 00:00:17,719 --> 00:00:18,761 Ah, yeah. 9 00:00:18,796 --> 00:00:20,341 - Hey there. - Warren, hi! 10 00:00:20,342 --> 00:00:22,418 Dina Fox, co-manager. Glad to be on the team. 11 00:00:22,419 --> 00:00:23,609 We're gonna do great things. 12 00:00:23,610 --> 00:00:24,884 Question for you: 13 00:00:25,196 --> 00:00:27,763 That Zephra CEO, she in a sex cult? 14 00:00:27,938 --> 00:00:29,904 - Dina. - That's okay. 15 00:00:30,041 --> 00:00:32,484 I can't comment on any speculation 16 00:00:32,516 --> 00:00:34,917 as to the personal lives of Zephra executives. 17 00:00:34,952 --> 00:00:35,784 Say no more. 18 00:00:35,786 --> 00:00:37,819 Can we talk about Carol's lawsuit? 19 00:00:37,942 --> 00:00:40,376 Yeah, what's the move here, Warren? 20 00:00:40,378 --> 00:00:42,746 How are we gonna scrub the lice out of our hair? 21 00:00:42,866 --> 00:00:44,669 These tend to clean up easy. 22 00:00:44,671 --> 00:00:46,993 You know, I mean, unless Carol were able to make the case 23 00:00:47,018 --> 00:00:49,852 that she were targeted, if she were generally unliked, 24 00:00:49,854 --> 00:00:52,057 if people avoided working with her, that sort of thing. 25 00:00:52,082 --> 00:00:54,449 Yeah, here's, uh... here's what's fun about that, 26 00:00:54,665 --> 00:00:57,152 Carol is a complete outcast. 27 00:00:57,195 --> 00:01:00,162 But only because she has such a bad personality. 28 00:01:00,438 --> 00:01:02,462 Well, it really comes down to what's on record, 29 00:01:02,466 --> 00:01:04,143 so why don't you guys just go ahead 30 00:01:04,161 --> 00:01:06,494 and review the private messages on the employee app. 31 00:01:06,511 --> 00:01:08,310 Their private messages? 32 00:01:08,312 --> 00:01:09,280 It's all legal. 33 00:01:09,282 --> 00:01:11,214 All the employees agree to the terms of service 34 00:01:11,216 --> 00:01:12,259 in order to use the app. 35 00:01:12,261 --> 00:01:14,202 And let's be honest, keeping tabs on the employees 36 00:01:14,204 --> 00:01:16,279 is the entire point of the app, am I right? 37 00:01:16,454 --> 00:01:18,936 It is one of many features. 38 00:01:18,983 --> 00:01:20,480 Ah, I like you, Warren. 39 00:01:20,905 --> 00:01:23,195 You're shady but in a way that feels legally vetted. 40 00:01:23,461 --> 00:01:24,702 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 41 00:01:24,709 --> 00:01:26,284 Now corporate's position 42 00:01:26,286 --> 00:01:27,913 is that Carol hurt herself 43 00:01:27,915 --> 00:01:29,131 due to her own negligence, 44 00:01:29,133 --> 00:01:31,288 so if you all see any other examples of that, 45 00:01:31,313 --> 00:01:32,366 send them our way. 46 00:01:32,383 --> 00:01:35,718 So spying on their messages and spying on Carol in person? 47 00:01:37,366 --> 00:01:38,631 Okay. 48 00:01:38,656 --> 00:01:40,388 Your words, Glenn, not Zephra's. 49 00:01:40,389 --> 00:01:42,351 I gotta jump, guys. Talk soon. 50 00:01:43,314 --> 00:01:46,249 Okay, so there are two of us 51 00:01:46,251 --> 00:01:47,817 and two tasks. 52 00:01:48,719 --> 00:01:50,268 Both of them feel good to do. 53 00:01:50,269 --> 00:01:51,569 Aw, I'll take care of both 54 00:01:51,570 --> 00:01:52,912 while you try and regain control 55 00:01:52,913 --> 00:01:54,054 of your sphincter muscle. 56 00:01:54,055 --> 00:01:55,508 I love it! 57 00:01:55,510 --> 00:01:57,668 This is teamwork. We're on fire. 58 00:01:58,074 --> 00:02:02,908 credits 59 00:02:02,933 --> 00:02:04,470 We need to return this showerhead. 60 00:02:04,472 --> 00:02:07,247 It didn't exactly transport us to the rainforest. 61 00:02:07,272 --> 00:02:09,669 Well, most rainforests aren't between a Guitar Center 62 00:02:09,670 --> 00:02:11,093 and a dumpster full of glass 63 00:02:11,094 --> 00:02:12,474 that gets emptied out twice a day. 64 00:02:12,510 --> 00:02:15,654 - I hate our place. - Hey. I just love that it's ours. 65 00:02:15,655 --> 00:02:18,035 Put it back in the box still wet, I see. 66 00:02:18,036 --> 00:02:20,349 - Yeah, sorry. - Eric! 67 00:02:20,384 --> 00:02:23,280 Long time, no chill, son. What's up with that? 68 00:02:23,281 --> 00:02:24,785 Yeah, I don't know. 69 00:02:24,786 --> 00:02:26,487 Hey, let's get a hang on the books, okay? 70 00:02:26,488 --> 00:02:27,995 Just because Amy's out of the picture 71 00:02:27,996 --> 00:02:29,703 doesn't mean that the boys can't sesh. 72 00:02:29,704 --> 00:02:30,929 Oh, speaking of, 73 00:02:30,930 --> 00:02:32,606 Amy wants me to ship some of her wall art. 74 00:02:32,607 --> 00:02:33,762 I think it's in the garage, 75 00:02:33,798 --> 00:02:35,297 so if you're cool with giving me your keys, 76 00:02:35,298 --> 00:02:36,398 I can head over to the house now. 77 00:02:36,433 --> 00:02:38,082 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so what's up with you two? 78 00:02:38,083 --> 00:02:40,134 New showerhead, huh? What's... what's the story there? 79 00:02:40,170 --> 00:02:43,180 Hold on, why would Jonah have the keys to Amy's house? 80 00:02:43,181 --> 00:02:45,139 - Oh, uh... - Because he lives there. 81 00:02:45,933 --> 00:02:48,664 You're still living at Amy's? You said you moved out. 82 00:02:48,665 --> 00:02:50,380 I said I was ramping up to move out. 83 00:02:50,381 --> 00:02:51,772 How long is the ramp? 84 00:02:51,773 --> 00:02:54,001 I'm so sorry, I didn't know it was a secret. 85 00:02:54,037 --> 00:02:55,903 - It's fine. - It's not a big deal. 86 00:02:55,939 --> 00:02:57,996 He just didn't wanna tell anyone because it's so sad. 87 00:02:57,997 --> 00:03:00,074 No, no, I pay rent, all right? 88 00:03:00,109 --> 00:03:01,069 I'm only living there 89 00:03:01,070 --> 00:03:02,918 because I didn't wanna deal with moving right now, 90 00:03:02,919 --> 00:03:04,430 and I didn't mention it 91 00:03:04,431 --> 00:03:06,813 because I didn't want any of this, okay? 92 00:03:06,814 --> 00:03:08,916 Please tell me you don't take care of all of her plants. 93 00:03:08,917 --> 00:03:10,625 They're there, you know? 94 00:03:10,626 --> 00:03:12,386 I'm not just gonna let them die. 95 00:03:12,422 --> 00:03:13,788 Wow. 96 00:03:13,823 --> 00:03:16,223 - Cheyenne. - Oh, I've been meaning to ask. 97 00:03:16,259 --> 00:03:18,660 I've been floor supervisor a while now, 98 00:03:18,661 --> 00:03:20,343 but I'm still getting paid the same. 99 00:03:20,344 --> 00:03:21,495 Zephra has the paperwork. 100 00:03:21,531 --> 00:03:23,564 They're processing it, it just takes a little time. 101 00:03:23,599 --> 00:03:26,100 Right. But it's just... 102 00:03:26,135 --> 00:03:28,135 Cheyenne, it's coming, okay? Don't be greedy. 103 00:03:28,171 --> 00:03:30,019 - That's how Steve Jobs died. - Oh. 104 00:03:30,020 --> 00:03:31,809 Now, I have a special assignment for you. 105 00:03:31,810 --> 00:03:34,032 I need you to be with Carol all day. 106 00:03:34,033 --> 00:03:35,408 Ew. Why? 107 00:03:36,045 --> 00:03:37,354 It's for Zephra's legal defense. 108 00:03:37,355 --> 00:03:39,280 They're looking to show that Carol's careless 109 00:03:39,315 --> 00:03:40,414 and got herself zapped. 110 00:03:40,450 --> 00:03:42,249 So if you see her making any mistakes, 111 00:03:42,285 --> 00:03:44,986 - I need you to write them down. - Carol's, like, scary. 112 00:03:45,021 --> 00:03:47,388 I've seen her folding towels and laughing to herself. 113 00:03:47,423 --> 00:03:48,570 Like, what is that? 114 00:03:48,571 --> 00:03:50,015 Well, listen, this job isn't always fun. 115 00:03:50,016 --> 00:03:51,150 That's why you got that pay raise. 116 00:03:51,151 --> 00:03:52,727 Yeah, but again, I haven't actually... 117 00:03:52,768 --> 00:03:54,271 Cheyenne, I gotta tell you, 118 00:03:54,273 --> 00:03:55,799 this is an ugly color on you. 119 00:03:56,729 --> 00:03:57,844 Pink? 120 00:03:58,082 --> 00:04:00,014 Hey, Jonah, why don't you take a break? 121 00:04:00,016 --> 00:04:00,935 I'll handle this. 122 00:04:00,970 --> 00:04:03,515 Oh, I already took my break, but thank you. 123 00:04:03,517 --> 00:04:04,752 No, I insist. 124 00:04:05,026 --> 00:04:06,292 Go get a snack 125 00:04:06,294 --> 00:04:08,260 or read or have a good cry. 126 00:04:08,281 --> 00:04:09,295 What? 127 00:04:09,318 --> 00:04:11,084 Hey, Jonah. 128 00:04:11,381 --> 00:04:12,680 How you doing, bud? 129 00:04:12,715 --> 00:04:16,484 I'm doing well, thank you... bud. 130 00:04:16,519 --> 00:04:18,719 Um, by any chance did either of you 131 00:04:18,755 --> 00:04:20,309 hear about my home? 132 00:04:22,311 --> 00:04:23,710 Uh, no. 133 00:04:23,826 --> 00:04:25,682 What's the scoop? New sconces? 134 00:04:25,683 --> 00:04:26,749 Okay, you know what? Look. 135 00:04:26,750 --> 00:04:29,601 Guys, I'm fine, all right? The breakup was for the best. 136 00:04:29,605 --> 00:04:31,592 We realized we weren't on the same page, 137 00:04:31,593 --> 00:04:34,703 so it was hard, but we both moved on, okay? 138 00:04:35,236 --> 00:04:37,737 Jonah, I want you to meet two friends 139 00:04:37,739 --> 00:04:39,530 who have always been there for me. 140 00:04:40,435 --> 00:04:41,894 Ben & Jerry. 141 00:04:43,272 --> 00:04:44,873 - It's ice cream. - I know what Ben & Jerry's is. 142 00:04:44,874 --> 00:04:46,578 Everybody does, Glenn. Thank you. 143 00:04:46,908 --> 00:04:49,255 Ugh, that should be us living in Amy's place. 144 00:04:49,257 --> 00:04:51,881 You're family, and she's obsessed with me. 145 00:04:51,882 --> 00:04:53,188 She's not gonna kick him out. 146 00:04:53,189 --> 00:04:55,323 They're being, like, super civil and normal, 147 00:04:55,325 --> 00:04:57,592 - and it's all very boring. - That is so gross. 148 00:04:57,899 --> 00:04:59,544 I bet he drove her to the airport. 149 00:04:59,546 --> 00:05:00,979 Wouldn't surprise me. 150 00:05:01,189 --> 00:05:03,688 Maybe I could inspire Jonah to move out. 151 00:05:04,165 --> 00:05:05,965 Isn't that like kicking him while he's down? 152 00:05:05,981 --> 00:05:07,914 Everyone kicks Jonah when he's down. 153 00:05:07,916 --> 00:05:09,843 It's what we do. You don't know, you're new. 154 00:05:17,205 --> 00:05:18,752 I need your tech expertise. 155 00:05:18,753 --> 00:05:20,229 Zephra gave me manager's access 156 00:05:20,230 --> 00:05:22,125 to review employee messages on the app. 157 00:05:22,126 --> 00:05:23,598 Can you hack me into it? 158 00:05:23,812 --> 00:05:25,322 You mean log into the app? 159 00:05:25,323 --> 00:05:27,335 Okay, don't big time me, RadioShack. 160 00:05:27,336 --> 00:05:29,336 Here's my password. Just hack it in there. 161 00:05:29,337 --> 00:05:31,427 Okay. 162 00:05:31,428 --> 00:05:33,914 Oh, that's a cool pic. Is that Brian on a mountain? 163 00:05:33,915 --> 00:05:36,528 That is my man. He's actually on a hill. 164 00:05:36,529 --> 00:05:39,056 Brian just brings that Kilimanjaro energy. 165 00:05:39,057 --> 00:05:40,235 Nice, Brian. 166 00:05:40,662 --> 00:05:41,859 Okay, there you go. 167 00:05:41,860 --> 00:05:43,477 Didn't even need to hack the mainframe. 168 00:05:43,478 --> 00:05:46,038 You're just gonna tap "Employee messages." 169 00:05:46,039 --> 00:05:48,536 "I have to stock grocery. FML." 170 00:05:48,829 --> 00:05:49,829 FML? 171 00:05:49,830 --> 00:05:51,578 Rick isn't on Family Medical Leave. 172 00:05:51,580 --> 00:05:53,594 Oh, no, it's internet slang. It means... 173 00:05:54,308 --> 00:05:56,013 he doesn't like stocking grocery. 174 00:05:56,015 --> 00:05:58,006 The internet has its own language now? 175 00:05:58,313 --> 00:05:59,941 Okay, I'm gonna need you on this 176 00:06:00,175 --> 00:06:01,842 because you're gonna have to translate for me. 177 00:06:01,873 --> 00:06:03,105 But before we do that, 178 00:06:03,107 --> 00:06:04,986 I'm gonna need you to hack me back into the app 179 00:06:04,987 --> 00:06:06,855 because I've somehow hacked into my home screen. 180 00:06:07,582 --> 00:06:09,992 Guys, seriously, I'm not depressed. 181 00:06:09,993 --> 00:06:11,298 It's gonna be okay, Jonah. 182 00:06:11,299 --> 00:06:13,186 You'll maybe find love again. 183 00:06:13,187 --> 00:06:14,218 I don't know. 184 00:06:14,235 --> 00:06:15,940 Who's gonna want him in this condition? 185 00:06:15,942 --> 00:06:17,404 Okay, is anybody at checkout? 186 00:06:17,405 --> 00:06:19,796 - This can't be this interesting. - Actually, Jonah, 187 00:06:19,797 --> 00:06:21,490 I believe this will be the hot juice of the day. 188 00:06:21,491 --> 00:06:23,349 It's really not. It's not hot juice. 189 00:06:23,605 --> 00:06:25,813 You guys talking about how sad and broken Jonah is? 190 00:06:25,868 --> 00:06:28,104 - Uh-huh. - I think Amy's house 191 00:06:28,106 --> 00:06:31,038 is Jonah subconsciously clinging to the relationship. 192 00:06:31,813 --> 00:06:34,695 Wow, that makes so much sense. 193 00:06:34,936 --> 00:06:37,059 In my opinion, Jonah needs to move out 194 00:06:37,346 --> 00:06:38,945 before the real work can begin. 195 00:06:39,041 --> 00:06:41,007 I've already found a ton of cute places on Zillow. 196 00:06:41,009 --> 00:06:42,641 Will everyone just leave Jonah alone? 197 00:06:42,777 --> 00:06:44,243 He seems happy to me. 198 00:06:44,351 --> 00:06:46,418 Maybe the happiest he's ever been. 199 00:06:46,420 --> 00:06:47,524 Okay, thanks, Marcus, 200 00:06:47,526 --> 00:06:49,193 but I'm pretty sure I can handle it myself. 201 00:06:51,547 --> 00:06:53,480 What was that about? We had a deal. 202 00:06:53,501 --> 00:06:54,596 I'm sorry. 203 00:06:54,669 --> 00:06:55,979 Wouldn't it make your life easier 204 00:06:55,981 --> 00:06:57,642 if we just told people I'm living there with you? 205 00:06:57,853 --> 00:06:59,752 Then they'd know you're not sad and lonely 206 00:06:59,781 --> 00:07:02,197 - 'cause you got me. - Right, yeah, no. 207 00:07:02,198 --> 00:07:04,840 Obviously that would make people think I'm not sad, 208 00:07:04,841 --> 00:07:07,391 but isn't nice to have a secret? 209 00:07:07,562 --> 00:07:10,419 You know, it's like we're... we're spies. 210 00:07:10,965 --> 00:07:12,159 Hard to argue with that. 211 00:07:12,193 --> 00:07:14,727 Yeah, yeah, so let's keep this between us, okay? 212 00:07:14,890 --> 00:07:16,222 Copy that. 213 00:07:16,258 --> 00:07:18,428 This message will self-destruct in ten, 214 00:07:18,786 --> 00:07:20,014 - nine... - All right. 215 00:07:20,016 --> 00:07:21,268 Eight. Wait, Jonah! 216 00:07:21,356 --> 00:07:23,289 I was gonna do something cool when I got to zero! 217 00:07:27,321 --> 00:07:28,688 Ugh, check this out. 218 00:07:29,183 --> 00:07:31,489 "C U L8R," 219 00:07:31,490 --> 00:07:34,653 "at" symbol, "The Trough," winky face? 220 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:35,920 It's incomprehensible. 221 00:07:35,926 --> 00:07:36,926 What is The Trough? 222 00:07:36,927 --> 00:07:38,675 I keep seeing people talk about it. 223 00:07:38,676 --> 00:07:40,600 Is it just, like, a new spot to hang out, a bar? 224 00:07:40,601 --> 00:07:42,728 Could be an actual trough where you can watch pigs eat 225 00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:44,230 for a nominal fee. 226 00:07:44,272 --> 00:07:46,051 Could be that. 227 00:07:46,380 --> 00:07:47,903 Just a lotta mentions, really. 228 00:07:47,904 --> 00:07:49,701 I mean, look, Elias: "Just clocked in. 229 00:07:49,737 --> 00:07:51,038 Meet you at The Trough in two minutes." 230 00:07:51,039 --> 00:07:52,959 Two minutes? With his knock knees? 231 00:07:53,059 --> 00:07:55,324 Elias can't even make it to the parking lot in two minutes. 232 00:07:55,656 --> 00:07:57,968 That means The Trough must be in the store. 233 00:07:58,545 --> 00:08:00,577 Which also means he's been slacking off on the job. 234 00:08:00,821 --> 00:08:02,954 Hold up, there's a new secret spot in the store to chill 235 00:08:02,956 --> 00:08:04,756 and nobody told me about it? I'm offended. 236 00:08:04,758 --> 00:08:06,159 Uh, I think they're doing a little bit more 237 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:07,292 than chill there. 238 00:08:07,294 --> 00:08:09,761 Taylor invited Sarah for "another quickie," 239 00:08:09,950 --> 00:08:11,283 and he attached a dong pic. 240 00:08:11,285 --> 00:08:13,052 Oh, my man! 241 00:08:13,054 --> 00:08:14,611 What is with that camera angle? 242 00:08:14,613 --> 00:08:16,505 Right down the barrel. Come on, bud. 243 00:08:16,532 --> 00:08:19,120 And it's the employee app. These people are depraved. 244 00:08:19,426 --> 00:08:21,726 I mean, we used to hook up in the store, 245 00:08:21,756 --> 00:08:24,156 - so you can't really judge. - Uh, yes, I can. 246 00:08:24,158 --> 00:08:26,558 I'm co-manager now, and I am not gonna allow this store 247 00:08:26,560 --> 00:08:28,334 to become a brothel on my watch. 248 00:08:28,856 --> 00:08:30,237 We're not zoned for that! 249 00:08:31,926 --> 00:08:35,260 Okay, Glenn, here's your DVD/VCR combo. 250 00:08:35,429 --> 00:08:38,242 We haven't sold these in years, so I had to go to Crestwood. 251 00:08:38,652 --> 00:08:40,399 - Why do you need this? - I don't. 252 00:08:41,074 --> 00:08:42,978 This was a ruse to get you into my office. 253 00:08:43,383 --> 00:08:45,089 Glenn, why didn't you... you're the boss. 254 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:46,885 You can just say, "Jonah, come in here." 255 00:08:47,448 --> 00:08:49,081 What is happening? 256 00:08:49,197 --> 00:08:51,163 Jonah, you need our help. 257 00:08:51,332 --> 00:08:52,444 Right, Amy? 258 00:08:53,014 --> 00:08:54,958 - Totally, dude. - "Dude"? 259 00:08:55,115 --> 00:08:57,082 She's in California now. That's how people there talk. 260 00:08:57,364 --> 00:08:59,164 It might help you to move on 261 00:08:59,193 --> 00:09:02,194 if you can just get out your repressed feelings. 262 00:09:02,197 --> 00:09:03,102 Okay. 263 00:09:03,103 --> 00:09:04,910 I do this all the time. 264 00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:07,517 Jerusha winds up playing my mother a lot, 265 00:09:07,615 --> 00:09:09,363 and she doesn't even need the wig because... 266 00:09:09,807 --> 00:09:10,816 Huh... 267 00:09:10,851 --> 00:09:12,138 Glenn, I don't need this 268 00:09:12,139 --> 00:09:13,939 because I don't have repressed feeling. 269 00:09:13,975 --> 00:09:15,374 If you were aware of them, 270 00:09:15,409 --> 00:09:17,076 then they wouldn't be repressed. 271 00:09:17,117 --> 00:09:19,335 You have to dig from the top down. 272 00:09:19,522 --> 00:09:20,604 You gotta say, 273 00:09:21,097 --> 00:09:23,449 Amy, it was sad when you left. 274 00:09:23,727 --> 00:09:25,446 I felt like you abandoned me. 275 00:09:25,953 --> 00:09:28,170 I hear you, dude. My B. 276 00:09:28,706 --> 00:09:30,372 After all I invested in you 277 00:09:30,408 --> 00:09:32,615 as an employee 278 00:09:32,843 --> 00:09:34,176 and a friend. 279 00:09:34,212 --> 00:09:36,612 Oh, Amy, you felt like a daughter to me. 280 00:09:36,647 --> 00:09:38,786 - Look, Glenn... - I just miss her so much. 281 00:09:39,584 --> 00:09:41,696 Clearly you have some stuff to sort out. 282 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:44,486 I am going to sit in traffic 283 00:09:44,522 --> 00:09:46,781 for 45 minutes and return this. 284 00:09:47,491 --> 00:09:48,991 So it's come to this. 285 00:09:49,026 --> 00:09:50,659 Everyone else refused to work with me 286 00:09:50,695 --> 00:09:52,962 so I guess the floor supervisor has to do it. 287 00:09:52,997 --> 00:09:55,898 Uh, yeah, that. 288 00:09:55,933 --> 00:09:58,400 Okay, top shelf. 289 00:09:58,436 --> 00:09:59,630 Whoops. 290 00:09:59,804 --> 00:10:01,441 Almost forgot my safety belt. 291 00:10:01,806 --> 00:10:04,940 Hmm, right. Would've sucked if you forgot. 292 00:10:04,976 --> 00:10:06,008 Ugh, you know, 293 00:10:06,043 --> 00:10:08,377 they don't pay us enough to deal with this crap. 294 00:10:08,412 --> 00:10:10,980 Well, me. I guess you're making more now. 295 00:10:11,015 --> 00:10:13,215 Nah, I actually haven't gotten my pay raise yet. 296 00:10:13,251 --> 00:10:16,185 Dina said something about my paperwork still processing. 297 00:10:16,220 --> 00:10:19,221 I guess it has something to do with the economy being so bad 298 00:10:19,257 --> 00:10:20,556 or good or whatever. 299 00:10:20,591 --> 00:10:22,725 No, friend, you're getting screwed. 300 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:24,415 This is classic corporate. 301 00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:26,862 We do all the work and they're the ones getting rich 302 00:10:26,897 --> 00:10:29,090 up in their fancy Zephra campus 303 00:10:29,091 --> 00:10:31,800 with their free sushi and daycare and covered parking. 304 00:10:31,836 --> 00:10:33,936 What? They get free daycare? 305 00:10:33,971 --> 00:10:35,638 Sometimes I have to leave Harmonica 306 00:10:35,673 --> 00:10:37,473 zipped up in our trampoline with snacks. 307 00:10:37,508 --> 00:10:39,047 That's why I'm suing. 308 00:10:39,176 --> 00:10:41,577 I'm tired of waiting for their crumbs to hit the floor. 309 00:10:41,612 --> 00:10:43,512 I am taking a seat at the table, 310 00:10:43,547 --> 00:10:45,403 and I'm gonna lick everybody's bread. 311 00:10:45,683 --> 00:10:48,984 That is so gross and cool. 312 00:10:49,020 --> 00:10:50,185 Thanks. 313 00:10:50,221 --> 00:10:52,917 You know, I'm gonna win this lawsuit for all of us, 314 00:10:53,184 --> 00:10:54,418 and if I lose, 315 00:10:55,559 --> 00:10:58,260 I'll burn down that Zephra daycare for you. 316 00:10:58,655 --> 00:11:00,095 Oh, my God. 317 00:11:00,131 --> 00:11:02,231 All I can say is wow, 318 00:11:02,266 --> 00:11:03,960 and, um, please don't do that. 319 00:11:04,869 --> 00:11:07,503 Oh, sorry I'm a little late. Where do you want me? 320 00:11:07,538 --> 00:11:10,406 Kelly, this is wonderful. 321 00:11:10,441 --> 00:11:11,441 What is it? 322 00:11:13,044 --> 00:11:16,111 Kelly came over from Fenton to cover a shift. 323 00:11:16,147 --> 00:11:17,591 Dina asked me to call her. 324 00:11:17,592 --> 00:11:20,008 They're co-managers now. Still working out the kinks. 325 00:11:20,010 --> 00:11:21,566 Yes, no, I remember. 326 00:11:21,686 --> 00:11:23,728 We had a shift that needed filling, 327 00:11:23,730 --> 00:11:25,396 and we thought of you 328 00:11:25,662 --> 00:11:28,196 because you have a skill 329 00:11:28,326 --> 00:11:30,059 that we value. 330 00:11:30,492 --> 00:11:31,584 Yes. Come on. 331 00:11:32,263 --> 00:11:33,932 - I'll walk you. - Okay. 332 00:11:34,678 --> 00:11:36,632 You guys will be working together. 333 00:11:36,634 --> 00:11:37,933 Isn't that funny? 334 00:11:37,968 --> 00:11:40,302 The two of you, who used to date, 335 00:11:40,338 --> 00:11:41,603 and live together. 336 00:11:41,639 --> 00:11:43,221 Life is so random. 337 00:11:45,388 --> 00:11:48,049 I don't know what this is, but I'm sorry. 338 00:11:48,079 --> 00:11:49,241 Am I dead? 339 00:11:49,914 --> 00:11:51,852 Is that why I keep ending up here? 340 00:11:56,380 --> 00:11:58,921 Look at the connection between Sarah and Taylor. 341 00:11:58,922 --> 00:12:00,888 It is electric. How did I miss this? 342 00:12:00,924 --> 00:12:02,457 I know. Be more obvious, guys. 343 00:12:02,492 --> 00:12:04,592 Oh, she's going for the bait. 344 00:12:04,627 --> 00:12:06,060 What'd you write on the note? 345 00:12:06,095 --> 00:12:07,962 "Meet me at The Trough at 2:00 p.m." 346 00:12:08,393 --> 00:12:10,009 - From? - Anonymous. 347 00:12:11,123 --> 00:12:14,725 Guys, I'm gonna be a little busy around 2:00 p.m. 348 00:12:15,053 --> 00:12:16,419 Don't even ask me what I'm doing. 349 00:12:16,455 --> 00:12:17,526 It's private. 350 00:12:18,390 --> 00:12:20,845 I'll tell you after. You guys are the worst. 351 00:12:23,027 --> 00:12:24,761 Just so you know, 352 00:12:24,796 --> 00:12:26,735 I had no part in this. 353 00:12:26,809 --> 00:12:28,731 Everybody thinks I'm still hung up on Amy. 354 00:12:28,732 --> 00:12:30,107 Oh, no, thank you. 355 00:12:31,247 --> 00:12:32,302 What? 356 00:12:33,015 --> 00:12:35,716 I'm done getting tangled in the crazy of you people. 357 00:12:35,717 --> 00:12:37,137 So I'm keeping my head down 358 00:12:37,139 --> 00:12:38,570 and getting through this shift 359 00:12:38,572 --> 00:12:40,505 because I am saving for a Roomba. 360 00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:44,679 That's fair, but you should know... 361 00:12:44,727 --> 00:12:46,522 Oh, no, no. No, thank you. 362 00:12:48,063 --> 00:12:49,334 Hey, Sandra, 363 00:12:49,591 --> 00:12:51,314 I'm a little embarrassed about earlier. 364 00:12:51,316 --> 00:12:53,633 I did not know all that was gonna come out. 365 00:12:53,836 --> 00:12:55,818 - It's okay, Glenn. - Okay, good. 366 00:12:56,031 --> 00:12:58,532 I guess I just had so much to say to Amy. 367 00:12:58,653 --> 00:12:59,653 Sure. 368 00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:01,888 And it felt good to get it out, you know? 369 00:13:02,077 --> 00:13:03,392 Like, healthy. 370 00:13:04,035 --> 00:13:05,848 You want me to put the wig back on? 371 00:13:05,849 --> 00:13:06,879 Yes, please. 372 00:13:09,031 --> 00:13:10,812 And we have so much fun together, 373 00:13:10,905 --> 00:13:12,707 but I can't tell you who it is 374 00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:13,980 'cause they wanna keep it a secret. 375 00:13:13,982 --> 00:13:15,005 I totally get it. 376 00:13:15,006 --> 00:13:16,814 My boyfriend wants to stay anonymous, 377 00:13:16,815 --> 00:13:18,119 and it's driving me crazy 378 00:13:18,147 --> 00:13:20,204 because he's actually perfect. 379 00:13:20,275 --> 00:13:21,497 Oh, my God, he sounds amazing. 380 00:13:21,498 --> 00:13:22,607 Thank you. 381 00:13:22,608 --> 00:13:24,775 Yeah, and obviously I would like to know his name. 382 00:13:24,777 --> 00:13:26,287 Like, that would be ideal, 383 00:13:26,289 --> 00:13:29,104 but I have to remind myself, "Don't get too needy, girl, 384 00:13:29,478 --> 00:13:32,476 because he cares about you, and that should be enough." 385 00:13:32,508 --> 00:13:34,030 And when you think about it, 386 00:13:34,032 --> 00:13:35,389 it's hard to keep a secret, 387 00:13:35,404 --> 00:13:36,969 so if he's willing to do that, 388 00:13:37,159 --> 00:13:38,774 that means he cares about you more. 389 00:13:38,794 --> 00:13:39,927 Totally. 390 00:13:39,929 --> 00:13:41,495 Justine, we're gonna have it all. 391 00:13:42,685 --> 00:13:44,289 You know what else I hate? 392 00:13:44,306 --> 00:13:45,572 That we have to clock out 393 00:13:45,754 --> 00:13:47,710 before we sanitize our stations. 394 00:13:47,763 --> 00:13:48,763 That's still work. 395 00:13:48,765 --> 00:13:51,469 I'm not disinfecting everything for my health. 396 00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:53,692 Well, I mean, yeah. 397 00:13:53,815 --> 00:13:55,148 That's corporate for you. 398 00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:56,543 They ride us till we drop 399 00:13:56,545 --> 00:13:58,479 and then immediately sell our ass meat. 400 00:14:00,155 --> 00:14:02,422 God, you are so weird. 401 00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:04,991 You're so weird. 402 00:14:05,060 --> 00:14:06,634 You're totally not weird. 403 00:14:07,035 --> 00:14:09,039 You're gorgeous like a vodka girl. 404 00:14:09,344 --> 00:14:11,071 I wish I could do my makeup like you. 405 00:14:11,173 --> 00:14:12,763 Oh, it's so easy. 406 00:14:12,765 --> 00:14:15,232 Honestly, all you need is the right foundation. 407 00:14:15,584 --> 00:14:17,281 Oh. Here. 408 00:14:17,526 --> 00:14:18,538 You can have it. 409 00:14:18,620 --> 00:14:20,579 I ganked it from the makeup counter. 410 00:14:23,898 --> 00:14:25,764 Oh, crap. 411 00:14:25,928 --> 00:14:29,062 I forgot to spider wrap that pallet of Zephra tablets. 412 00:14:29,098 --> 00:14:32,799 Oh, right, that's, like, a huge security risk. 413 00:14:34,603 --> 00:14:35,744 You know what, Carol? 414 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:37,268 Don't worry about it. 415 00:14:37,269 --> 00:14:39,943 Honestly, if they get jacked, they get jacked. 416 00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:41,914 Zephra can eat our ass meat. 417 00:14:45,981 --> 00:14:48,463 Kell-bell, how's life down low? 418 00:14:48,817 --> 00:14:50,772 Never liked that. Told you many times. 419 00:14:50,773 --> 00:14:53,233 Did you know that Kelly still lives in the same place 420 00:14:53,234 --> 00:14:55,353 she and Jonah lived in back when they were dating? 421 00:14:55,831 --> 00:14:58,332 Isn't that so crazy and spacious? 422 00:14:58,527 --> 00:14:59,652 That's cool. 423 00:14:59,654 --> 00:15:02,082 I hear Jonah's really digging his living situation too. 424 00:15:02,545 --> 00:15:03,827 I mean, I guess. 425 00:15:03,828 --> 00:15:05,769 Although if you're gonna live at an ex's place, 426 00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:08,296 it might as well be an ex you still got a chance with. 427 00:15:09,171 --> 00:15:11,024 Oh, I see. 428 00:15:11,446 --> 00:15:14,298 That's why you're here with your shoulders all shined up 429 00:15:14,299 --> 00:15:16,495 and your hands all nice and small. 430 00:15:16,535 --> 00:15:17,964 I'm just here for a Roomba. 431 00:15:17,965 --> 00:15:19,658 I have wood floors. It gets dusty. 432 00:15:19,659 --> 00:15:21,673 Hey, Marcus, you wanna show us how fast you are? 433 00:15:21,674 --> 00:15:23,608 Do a lap around the store. I'll time you. 434 00:15:23,609 --> 00:15:25,966 Absolutely, but hold on. Kelly, quick question: 435 00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:27,722 How does Jonah like his peaches? 436 00:15:27,748 --> 00:15:29,226 Starting the timer right now, buddy. 437 00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:31,523 The answer is unripened. Loves the crunch. 438 00:15:31,593 --> 00:15:32,593 Big texture guy. 439 00:15:32,627 --> 00:15:34,247 I've been Jonah's roommate for a split second, 440 00:15:34,249 --> 00:15:35,582 and I knew that. 441 00:15:37,292 --> 00:15:39,259 I'm sorry. Roommate? 442 00:15:39,340 --> 00:15:40,608 Yeah, okay, you heard me. 443 00:15:40,622 --> 00:15:41,681 Jonah and I are roommates, 444 00:15:41,682 --> 00:15:44,029 and it's the best thing that's ever happened to me. 445 00:15:44,031 --> 00:15:46,100 - You're living with Marcus? - Mm-hmm. 446 00:15:46,622 --> 00:15:48,655 Oh, I had no idea it was this bad. 447 00:15:48,703 --> 00:15:51,520 It's not this bad. I'm fine. 448 00:15:51,522 --> 00:15:53,722 Oh, Jonah, how did this happen? 449 00:15:53,916 --> 00:15:54,970 No offense. 450 00:15:54,972 --> 00:15:56,939 None taken. You're asking, like, 451 00:15:56,945 --> 00:15:59,212 how did he hit the friggin' jackpot of roommates? 452 00:15:59,214 --> 00:16:01,182 So, tell them, Jonah. 453 00:16:02,617 --> 00:16:04,951 Yeah, okay, yeah, I mean... 454 00:16:04,953 --> 00:16:07,486 One night I had maybe one too many 455 00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:08,658 glasses of orange wine, 456 00:16:08,660 --> 00:16:10,598 and he texted me, 457 00:16:10,933 --> 00:16:12,444 and I figured, you know, yeah, 458 00:16:12,501 --> 00:16:14,186 I could use the help with the rent. And so... 459 00:16:14,187 --> 00:16:16,407 Wow, so you did it for the money? 460 00:16:16,408 --> 00:16:18,393 I could not have been clearer it was for the money. 461 00:16:25,093 --> 00:16:27,126 Ha. We found it. 462 00:16:27,128 --> 00:16:28,294 We know all about The Trough, 463 00:16:28,296 --> 00:16:29,808 and we are here to shut it down. 464 00:16:29,852 --> 00:16:32,066 Man, I wish we had some sunglasses right now. 465 00:16:32,067 --> 00:16:33,800 - You just pull those off. - That would've been cool. 466 00:16:33,801 --> 00:16:35,951 Just give me one hour in there, please. 467 00:16:35,952 --> 00:16:38,172 We wrote the note. We preyed upon your desperation, 468 00:16:38,173 --> 00:16:39,926 and it worked like a charm. 469 00:16:39,962 --> 00:16:41,627 It was you guys the whole time? 470 00:16:41,703 --> 00:16:45,238 Yes, it was us the whole two hours ago. 471 00:16:45,286 --> 00:16:47,720 I can't believe this. He was never real? 472 00:16:47,895 --> 00:16:49,830 What am I gonna tell my parents? 473 00:16:53,348 --> 00:16:55,147 Can I just ask, um, 474 00:16:55,184 --> 00:16:56,653 what happened with Amy? 475 00:16:57,044 --> 00:16:58,644 Um... 476 00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:02,312 We, you know, just weren't on the same page 477 00:17:02,314 --> 00:17:04,502 about our future, 478 00:17:04,620 --> 00:17:07,023 and so we decided to break up. 479 00:17:07,523 --> 00:17:10,204 It was, uh, m-mutual. 480 00:17:10,792 --> 00:17:12,979 I remember us using that word too. 481 00:17:13,328 --> 00:17:14,593 Y-yeah, but that... 482 00:17:14,594 --> 00:17:17,036 I think that people say breakups are mutual 483 00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:20,233 because they wanna feel like nobody's the bad guy, 484 00:17:20,269 --> 00:17:21,676 but I mean, come on. 485 00:17:21,677 --> 00:17:24,050 Usually one person is hurting more than the other. 486 00:17:25,788 --> 00:17:27,615 You know what? Uh, you're... 487 00:17:28,288 --> 00:17:29,309 You're right. 488 00:17:29,344 --> 00:17:30,354 I'm sorry, Kelly. I... 489 00:17:30,355 --> 00:17:33,077 Oh, no. I'm... I'm good now. 490 00:17:33,281 --> 00:17:34,804 I had a lot of rebound sex, 491 00:17:34,810 --> 00:17:36,752 and I went to Cabo with my mom, 492 00:17:36,754 --> 00:17:38,387 so I'm past it. 493 00:17:39,147 --> 00:17:42,011 And it looks like you're in a good place too now 494 00:17:42,013 --> 00:17:44,347 with your, uh, situation. 495 00:17:44,452 --> 00:17:47,787 Yeah, yeah, in my ex's house 496 00:17:47,802 --> 00:17:49,535 with Marcus. 497 00:17:49,545 --> 00:17:50,648 - So you're good? - Yeah! 498 00:17:50,679 --> 00:17:54,340 This is... this is exactly what I was going for. 499 00:17:54,342 --> 00:17:55,942 Oh, boy. It's coming out... 500 00:17:56,271 --> 00:17:58,794 On the day I'm here. Good. 501 00:18:01,981 --> 00:18:05,045 Here's an idea: Maybe if you're gonna have cold feet 502 00:18:05,046 --> 00:18:06,649 about the future of your relationship, 503 00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:08,681 tell the guy who's got your two-year-old 504 00:18:08,717 --> 00:18:09,849 drooling on his chest. 505 00:18:09,883 --> 00:18:11,684 He's my little man by the way, and I love him to death. 506 00:18:11,685 --> 00:18:14,187 But maybe you just give him just an indication, 507 00:18:14,222 --> 00:18:16,216 you know, that you're gonna pull the rug out 508 00:18:16,217 --> 00:18:17,751 because, let me tell you something, 509 00:18:17,752 --> 00:18:19,532 he's very comfortable on that rug. 510 00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:22,243 A lot of plans hinging on that rug 511 00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:23,935 staying right where it is. 512 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:26,403 Yeah, we've "moved on." She's moved on! 513 00:18:26,414 --> 00:18:28,045 She's living in California 514 00:18:28,046 --> 00:18:29,787 in what I imagine is an infinity pool 515 00:18:29,788 --> 00:18:32,415 while I am stuck here working at her store, 516 00:18:32,450 --> 00:18:33,816 living in her house, 517 00:18:33,851 --> 00:18:35,885 dealing with her neighbor's tree 518 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:37,019 that's past the property line. 519 00:18:37,055 --> 00:18:38,143 You deal with it, Amy! 520 00:18:38,144 --> 00:18:39,946 It's your [bleep] problem. 521 00:18:41,526 --> 00:18:42,763 Oh, hey, guys. 522 00:18:42,765 --> 00:18:44,999 What's, uh... how long were you... 523 00:18:45,129 --> 00:18:47,430 Just bringing back your keys. 524 00:18:47,465 --> 00:18:48,898 Are you okay? 525 00:18:49,801 --> 00:18:50,996 Yeah. 526 00:18:52,003 --> 00:18:53,545 Yeah, I'm good. 527 00:18:54,005 --> 00:18:55,489 And you know what, Eric? 528 00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:57,554 You can keep the keys. 529 00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:00,209 I'm moving out. 530 00:19:03,245 --> 00:19:04,951 I'm obviously not moving out today, 531 00:19:04,952 --> 00:19:07,025 so I need the key. Yeah, thank you. 532 00:19:07,434 --> 00:19:08,720 This is nice. 533 00:19:08,902 --> 00:19:11,303 I mean, if we had had this when we were slamming it, 534 00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:13,117 I wouldn't have had to reinforce Glenn's desk. 535 00:19:14,601 --> 00:19:16,046 Oh, what's this guy do? 536 00:19:17,351 --> 00:19:18,717 Oh, okay. 537 00:19:18,972 --> 00:19:21,039 Trough's got moves. 538 00:19:21,074 --> 00:19:22,707 All right, let's turn those off. 539 00:19:22,743 --> 00:19:23,975 Was it this? 540 00:19:24,011 --> 00:19:25,343 No, it was this thing right here. 541 00:19:29,683 --> 00:19:31,149 - I'm so sorry. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 542 00:19:31,185 --> 00:19:32,938 I'm with Brian. I'm very happy with Brian. 543 00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:34,570 No, I-I'm happy with Brian too. 544 00:19:34,595 --> 00:19:36,164 I love Brian! 545 00:19:36,924 --> 00:19:38,084 Today was fun. 546 00:19:38,592 --> 00:19:40,578 Sometimes I feel like people think I'm a weirdo, 547 00:19:40,594 --> 00:19:42,802 but you made me feel really cool today. 548 00:19:42,990 --> 00:19:44,975 Aw, can I be real with you a sec? 549 00:19:45,599 --> 00:19:47,866 Dina assigned me to hang out with you today 550 00:19:47,901 --> 00:19:51,053 to, like, write down any bad or crazy things you did. 551 00:19:51,055 --> 00:19:52,339 She said corporate wanted it. 552 00:19:52,372 --> 00:19:54,009 My lawyer warned me this might happen. 553 00:19:54,055 --> 00:19:56,873 But don't worry, I'm not gonna give them anything 554 00:19:56,910 --> 00:19:58,800 because, bottom of my heart, 555 00:19:58,886 --> 00:20:01,195 you are, like, high-key fire. 556 00:20:01,248 --> 00:20:04,563 Oh, well, thanks. And I know you won't give them anything 557 00:20:05,285 --> 00:20:07,352 because I recorded your little confession. 558 00:20:07,387 --> 00:20:09,120 How you stole that makeup? 559 00:20:09,156 --> 00:20:11,944 So you screw with me, you get fired. 560 00:20:13,013 --> 00:20:15,386 Carol, that is so savage. 561 00:20:15,896 --> 00:20:17,829 I love you so much right now. 562 00:20:17,831 --> 00:20:18,996 I know you do. 563 00:20:18,998 --> 00:20:20,597 Bye, bitch. 564 00:20:20,801 --> 00:20:22,406 Goodbye, bitch. 565 00:20:24,037 --> 00:20:25,098 Hey. 566 00:20:25,472 --> 00:20:28,040 So, uh, heard you're moving out. 567 00:20:28,208 --> 00:20:29,454 Yeah, yeah. 568 00:20:29,456 --> 00:20:30,955 I'm sorry, Marcus. 569 00:20:31,125 --> 00:20:32,557 I-I wanted to tell you. 570 00:20:32,559 --> 00:20:34,092 I just want you to know 571 00:20:34,281 --> 00:20:35,703 I'm not coming with you. 572 00:20:36,651 --> 00:20:38,384 Yeah, no, yeah, 573 00:20:38,386 --> 00:20:40,103 I thought that was to be assumed. 574 00:20:40,109 --> 00:20:41,331 I just don't think you're ready 575 00:20:41,332 --> 00:20:42,538 to have a roommate right now, 576 00:20:42,540 --> 00:20:45,600 and I deserve one who will shout it from the rooftops. 577 00:20:45,986 --> 00:20:48,453 You know what? You do, Marcus. 578 00:20:48,504 --> 00:20:50,054 You were never late on rent, 579 00:20:50,056 --> 00:20:52,812 you always filled up the Brita. 580 00:20:52,833 --> 00:20:54,499 You were a great roommate. 581 00:20:55,836 --> 00:20:56,928 Wow. 582 00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,290 That didn't suck to hear. 583 00:21:00,707 --> 00:21:04,020 Um, hey, we should come up with a new secret. 584 00:21:04,104 --> 00:21:05,453 Oh, I don't think we need to... 585 00:21:05,455 --> 00:21:07,622 Tonight, you and me, the quarry. 586 00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:09,291 We'll definitely see something messed up, 587 00:21:09,316 --> 00:21:10,815 and if it ever gets brought up, 588 00:21:10,851 --> 00:21:12,320 deny, deny, deny. 589 00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:15,455 Yeah, man. Let's do it. 590 00:21:15,822 --> 00:21:17,222 Do what? 591 00:21:23,970 --> 00:21:30,054 Synced and corrected by hawken45 for www.addic7ed.com