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Previously on WandaVision...

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I'm Wanda.

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I'm, uh... Geraldine.

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- Wanda. Wanda?
- Who is that?

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You've got two healthy
baby boys on your hands.

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Is Geraldine inside with Wanda?

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Can you believe it? Twins!

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She's new to town.

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- No home.
- What do you mean, she has no home?

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She came here because we're all...

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She came here because we're all what?

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What is that symbol?

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- Wanda.
- No.

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I think you should leave.

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- No, I can't. I can't leave Monica.
- Mom?

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It's okay, I can stay
with Grandma and...

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I can't leave.

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Maybe I'll build a spaceship.

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I wanna be an aircraft pilot.

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When they were handing out kids

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they gave her the toughest one.

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Lieutenant Trouble.

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Somebody help!

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- Excuse me...
- They're all coming back.

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We don't have the capacity.

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Excuse me. I'm looking for
a patient. In room 104...

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- Who, my wife? Do you have a phone?
- No.

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I have to call my wife.

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Watch out!

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Let me help you.

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- Are you okay? You okay? Take it...
- I got him. I got him

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Are you okay?

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I'm looking for a patient
in room number 104.

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I don't know what to tell you.

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- Monica?
- Oh, Dr. Harley, thank God!

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I can't believe it.

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- Uh, I was...
- Where did you go?

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Well, I've been in her room since
she came back from the surgery.

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I mean, I might've have fallen asleep,
but no longer than 20 minutes.

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Dr. Harley, where's my mom?

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Your mom, she died, honey.

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What?

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No. No, no, no, no, you're mistaken.

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My mother... The procedure went well.

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You said so yourself.

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Clean margins. You're
discharging her today.

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The cancer came back.

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Okay, stop, stop. No, you're...
My mom is Maria Rambeau.

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Look it up. I mean...

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- Look it up. "Maria Rambeau".
- Monica,

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I don't understand what's happening,
but you need to listen to me.

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Maria died three years ago.

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- Three? No. No. No, no...
- Which was two years after you...

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After I what?

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After I what?

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After you disappeared.

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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Ma'am? Over here, please.

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Hi, good morning. I work here, and...

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If you did, your badge
would work. Wouldn't it?

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Right. Um...

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- I have a meeting with...
- You know who this is?

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... this guy.

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Captain Monica Rambeau.

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Director Tyler Hayward.

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Acting Director. You haven't aged a day.

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And you look old as hell.

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Come on, let's catch you up.

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It's been three weeks and
you're the first to report.

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Can't say I'm surprised, Captain.

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How are the numbers for the
astronaut training program?

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Dismal. Lost half my
personnel in The Blip

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and half of those remaining
have lost their nerve.

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The program hasn't been the same

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since you've been up there, Rambeau.

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Shifted away from manned missions

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and refocused on robotics, nanotech, AI.

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Sentient Weapons, like
it says on the door.

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It also says "Observation and Response"

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on that door, not "Creation".

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World's not the same as you left it.

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Space is now full of unexpected threats.

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Always was full of threats. And allies.

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Listen, Monica, I just wanna acknowledge

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the awkwardness of the situation.

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I know S.W.O.R.D.'s your home.

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Your mom built this place
from the ground up.

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You grew up here.

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You should've been here to
help name the replacement.

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You were the obvious choice.

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- I was the only choice.
- I wasn't gonna say it.

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Look, Tyler, you know
the job you have to do.

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I'm here to do mine.

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Let's get you back out there.

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The FBI is in a tizzy

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over a missing persons
case up in Jersey...

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- "Missing persons"?
- I know.

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But they have requested use
of one of our imaging drones,

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and I need a chaperone.

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Tyler, drones usually chaperone me.

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- I get it.
- Look, if this is because of...

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You don't have to worry
about me. I'm good.

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There's no easy way to say
this, but you're grounded.

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- I'm sorry, what?
- Terrestrial missions only.

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You're kidding.

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For how long? Whose protocol is this?

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Your mother's.

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She implemented guidelines in the event

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vanished personnel ever returned.

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Look, I know it's a raw deal,

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but there is one positive takeaway.

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- What's that?
- She believed you'd come back.

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You'd be doing me a big
favor with this FBI thing,

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- but if you need more time...
- No.

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- No. I'm good to go.
- Excellent.

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Keep me updated, Captain.

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Okay. No problem.

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James E. Woo, FBI.

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Monica Rambeau, S.W.O.R.D.

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What's the story here, Agent Woo?

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I've got a witness set up
down the road in Westview,

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and this morning, it looked
like he flew the coop.

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Your missing person is in the
Witness Protection Program?

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I have contacted known
associates, relatives...

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And let me guess, none of
them have seen him either?

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No. None of them have ever heard of him.

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Something seemed hanky to me,

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so I took the first flight
out of Oakland

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to interface with local law enforcement,

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which is when I encountered
a new wrinkle.

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What is that?

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Here we go.

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Pardon me, Sheriff.

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Would you mind repeating your claim

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about Westview to my colleague here?

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No such place.

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You're saying the town of Westview,
New Jersey, doesn't exist?

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It's what I keep telling your
G-Man here, but he won't listen.

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I see. And, um, I'm sorry,
what town are you from?

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Eastview.

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Thank you, Sheriff.

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I'll reach out if we need
any further assistance.

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I, uh, pulled phone numbers
for all the residents.

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I'm only through the Ds, but
so far I got Diddly Squat.

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So you can't reach anyone inside

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and everyone on the outside has
some sort of selective amnesia?

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This isn't a missing person's
case, Captain Rambeau,

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it's a missing town.

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Population 3,892.

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Why haven't you gone
inside to investigate?

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'Cause it doesn't want me to.

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You can feel it too, can't you?

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Nobody's supposed to go in.

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- What about you?
- Me?

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Well, I'm from Bakersfield, originally.

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Growin' up, other kids had Michael
Jordan posters on their walls,

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but I had Eliot Ness.

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No, no, no, no. I mean,

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why is it that you have an
awareness of Westview?

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Or me, for that matter?

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Is it because we are
outside of a certain radius,

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or maybe because we don't
have a personal connection?

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Hmm...

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- Wait, where'd it go?
- It was right there.

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Whoa...

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What is it?

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Some sort of energy field.

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Careful, Rambeau.

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Captain Rambeau!

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Watch it.

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Rambeau!

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Captain Rambeau!

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Captain Rambeau!

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Hey.

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What's your field?

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We're not supposed
to talk to each other.

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Hmm? Boy Scout leader. Got it. And you?

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Nuclear Biology.

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Artificial Intelligence.

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Astrophysics.

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We got the full clown car.

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It means whatever the threat is,

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S.W.O.R.D. clearly has no idea
what they're dealing with.

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- I'm a chemical engineer.
- No one cares.

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All right, grab your gear.

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All right. So, uh...

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In the meantime,

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one of you guys check in on Hutch,

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make sure he's ready to get
those drones up in the air. Okay?

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Give him a hand. Thanks.

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Ms. Lewis?

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Dr. Lewis.

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We have your gear set up inside.

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Those drones you're sending in,

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what kinda data are you getting?

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I'm afraid that's highly classified.

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You can't see anything?

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FBI, Army.

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I saw the Air Force Office of
Special Investigations out there.

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Research Lab, Space Command, too.

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A bona fide, joint,
multi-service response.

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Really, looking forward to
the commemorative T-shirt.

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Is there somewhere a lady
could get a cup of coffee?

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You guys look like you might get
down with those little pod things.

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Horrendous for the environment...

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Make your assessment, please.

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Whoa...

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I mean, whoa...

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What're you getting?

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A colossal amount of CMBR.

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- CM...
- Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation.

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We've been told the radiation
is within a safe limit.

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Uh, it is... For now.

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Wait, what do you mean...

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There are longer wavelengths
superimposed over the noise here.

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I got it.

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I need a TV. An old one. Like, not flat.

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- You good to go?
- Yes, sir.

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These sewers will take
you straight into town.

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- Try to find anything you can on Rambeau.
- Copy that.

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Agent Franklin. We're gonna
keep this channel open for you.

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Copy.

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Keep me updated.

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Director Hayward,

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between you, me, and the bedpost,

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I am not confident about this mission.

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Thanks for the feedback, Jimmy.

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If only my drones were as forthcoming.

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There's no reason to
suspect the perimeter

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doesn't extend subterraneously.

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There's no reason to suspect it does.

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We don't know enough about
the nature of the threat

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to send another agent
when the first is yet to return.

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Someone must miss you back in Quantico.

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No, sir. Softball season's over, sir.

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What do we have up?

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Radar, lidar, sodar, infrared.

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Cycle through.

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Will someone get me
a useful visual, damn it?

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What is that?

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Can I see you

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- in the kitchen, sweetheart?
- Who's doing that?

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- Who are those people?
- What are you wearing?

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- Why are they here?
- What are you wearing?

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- Well, it's our anniversary!
- Our anniversary of what?

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Well, if you don't know,
I'm not going to tell you!

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- Is that...
- Yeah, it looks like her.

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You move at the speed of sound,

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and I can make a pen
float through the air.

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Who needs to abbreviate?

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Look, I know it's been a crazy
few years on this planet,

257
00:15:44,521 --> 00:15:46,576
but he's dead, right?

258
00:15:46,578 --> 00:15:49,021
Not blipped, dead.

259
00:15:49,023 --> 00:15:51,274
Excellent plan. Where's the tenderizer?

260
00:15:51,276 --> 00:15:53,152
What am I looking at?

261
00:15:53,154 --> 00:15:55,906
You? What is this?
Where's this coming from?

262
00:15:55,908 --> 00:15:56,933
Out there.

263
00:15:56,935 --> 00:16:00,020
You didn't answer the back door.
For your upside-down cake.

264
00:16:00,022 --> 00:16:02,297
Oh! Hi, I...

265
00:16:02,299 --> 00:16:04,776
- Is it authentic?
- I'm not sure how to answer that.

266
00:16:04,778 --> 00:16:07,563
Is it happening in real time?
Is it recorded, fabricated?

267
00:16:07,565 --> 00:16:10,383
I don't know. I don't know.
And I don't know.

268
00:16:10,385 --> 00:16:11,969
What do you know?

269
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:15,772
My equipment registered an extremely
high level of CMBR. That's...

270
00:16:15,774 --> 00:16:17,900
Relic radiation dating
back to the Big Bang.

271
00:16:17,902 --> 00:16:20,995
Yeah, entwined was
a broadcast frequency.

272
00:16:20,997 --> 00:16:23,747
So I had your goons pick
me up a sweet vintage TV.

273
00:16:23,749 --> 00:16:27,077
And when I plug this bad boy in,
voilą, sound and picture.

274
00:16:27,079 --> 00:16:28,914
Dinner is served.

275
00:16:32,341 --> 00:16:35,064
So you're saying the universe
created a sitcom

276
00:16:35,066 --> 00:16:36,510
starring two Avengers?

277
00:16:36,512 --> 00:16:37,970
European.

278
00:16:37,972 --> 00:16:39,221
It's a working theory.

279
00:16:39,223 --> 00:16:41,642
Get me a transport back
to headquarters now.

280
00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:44,709
- Are we recording this?
- Never stopped.

281
00:16:44,711 --> 00:16:49,132
I need immediate analysis.
Now, people. Let's go!

282
00:16:50,735 --> 00:16:51,819
He's a charmer.

283
00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:55,029
- Great work.
- Hey, thanks!

284
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:58,576
Maybe I could get that coffee now?

285
00:17:00,411 --> 00:17:02,703
Or not. That's cool.

286
00:17:02,705 --> 00:17:04,497
Aw!

287
00:17:04,499 --> 00:17:07,251
Aw.

288
00:17:14,842 --> 00:17:16,926
First and foremost, our main objective

289
00:17:16,928 --> 00:17:18,969
is to get any intel on Captain Rambeau,

290
00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:21,355
but originally, this case
was a missing person,

291
00:17:21,357 --> 00:17:23,015
so we're going to start there.

292
00:17:23,017 --> 00:17:24,428
We've successfully identified

293
00:17:24,430 --> 00:17:26,687
two individuals inside
the Westview anomaly.

294
00:17:29,690 --> 00:17:31,315
Let's keep going.

295
00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:34,320
This guest is leaving your home.

296
00:17:35,524 --> 00:17:38,152
Yes, thank you for coming.

297
00:17:41,904 --> 00:17:44,202
_

298
00:17:44,205 --> 00:17:47,917
Mr. and Mrs. Hart. Played
by Todd and Sharon Davis.

299
00:17:51,921 --> 00:17:54,588
Computational forms. And
no one can process the data

300
00:17:54,590 --> 00:17:56,108
- quite like you do, pal.
- Agent Woo.

301
00:17:56,110 --> 00:17:58,717
You're like a walking computer.

302
00:17:58,719 --> 00:18:00,571
Abhilash Tandon is Norm.

303
00:18:04,422 --> 00:18:06,966
_

304
00:18:08,278 --> 00:18:10,112
Harold Copter is Jones.

305
00:18:10,114 --> 00:18:13,417
We got Isabel Matsueida cast as Beverly.

306
00:18:14,503 --> 00:18:16,255
John Collins as Herb.

307
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:33,484
- Really?
- Does she seem okay to you?

308
00:18:33,486 --> 00:18:35,987
Well, she doesn't appear
to be harmed in any way,

309
00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:40,384
but that is definitely not the
boss lady I met yesterday.

310
00:18:40,386 --> 00:18:43,762
So what, deep cover?
Monica has to play along?

311
00:18:43,764 --> 00:18:45,681
With whom? Or else, what?

312
00:18:45,683 --> 00:18:48,267
All right. Brass tacks, Dr. Lewis.

313
00:18:48,269 --> 00:18:51,238
What are we lookin' at here?
Is it an alternate reality?

314
00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:54,200
Time travel? Some cockamamie
social experiment?

315
00:18:54,202 --> 00:18:57,443
It's a sitcom. A 1950s sitcom.

316
00:18:57,445 --> 00:18:58,527
But why?

317
00:18:58,529 --> 00:19:01,491
Hey, man, we're working with
the same scarcity of intel.

318
00:19:03,451 --> 00:19:05,411
But, listen, I do have an idea.

319
00:19:06,954 --> 00:19:08,555
So, you've seen that radio

320
00:19:08,557 --> 00:19:10,247
in Wanda's kitchen counter, right?

321
00:19:10,249 --> 00:19:11,999
The next time she's washing dishes,

322
00:19:12,001 --> 00:19:15,336
which, by my count, happens
about once an episode, barf,

323
00:19:15,338 --> 00:19:17,963
we'll shoot a signal to that little guy.

324
00:19:17,965 --> 00:19:20,716
This transmitter will mimic
the frequency of the broadcast,

325
00:19:20,718 --> 00:19:25,471
and if my theory is right, allow
us to speak directly to her.

326
00:19:25,473 --> 00:19:27,892
This is totally gonna
work. Don't touch that.

327
00:19:29,108 --> 00:19:30,109
Agent Woo.

328
00:19:33,689 --> 00:19:35,439
Is this from the current episode?

329
00:19:35,441 --> 00:19:38,192
- Aired about two minutes ago.
- What is it?

330
00:19:38,194 --> 00:19:39,737
What does it look like to you?

331
00:19:40,530 --> 00:19:42,738
Like a retro version of a
sword S.W.O.R.D. Drone?

332
00:19:42,740 --> 00:19:45,449
- Bingo.
- But how did it change and why?

333
00:19:45,451 --> 00:19:48,118
Uh, to go with the production design?

334
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,330
Or render it useless.

335
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,583
- Why'd you colorize it?
- I didn't.

336
00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:56,087
Let's get this show on the road.

337
00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:09,225
Jimmy, you ready?

338
00:20:10,143 --> 00:20:11,310
Ready.

339
00:20:14,230 --> 00:20:16,605
... bigger and better every season.

340
00:20:16,607 --> 00:20:18,697
Uh, Jimmy, Monica is talking to Wanda.

341
00:20:18,699 --> 00:20:20,192
She's got a speaking part now.

342
00:20:20,194 --> 00:20:21,277
What is she saying?

343
00:20:21,279 --> 00:20:23,737
Those pants are peachy keen.

344
00:20:23,739 --> 00:20:26,031
She likes Wanda's pants.

345
00:20:26,033 --> 00:20:27,992
We only have a few hours...

346
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:29,804
Wanda's at some sort of swim club.

347
00:20:29,806 --> 00:20:31,328
We've never been here before.

348
00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:32,788
Is it the '60s still?

349
00:20:32,790 --> 00:20:35,374
Uh, uh, Wanda's with another character.

350
00:20:35,376 --> 00:20:36,500
Real person?

351
00:20:36,502 --> 00:20:38,812
I can't help but wonder if you
and I haven't gotten off...

352
00:20:38,814 --> 00:20:41,400
Ooh, uh, radio on the
side table. Start talking.

353
00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:46,570
Wanda. Wanda, can you read me, over?

354
00:20:47,972 --> 00:20:49,180
I don't...

355
00:20:49,182 --> 00:20:52,310
- Can she hear me?
- I don't think so. Keep trying.

356
00:20:53,311 --> 00:20:54,852
Wanda?

357
00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:58,063
Wanda?

358
00:21:00,610 --> 00:21:03,986
Wanda. Who is doing this to you, Wanda?

359
00:21:03,988 --> 00:21:06,989
Wanda? Can you hear me?
I'm here to help you.

360
00:21:06,991 --> 00:21:08,782
Please give us a...

361
00:21:08,784 --> 00:21:10,578
Pop quiz, Wanda.

362
00:21:11,477 --> 00:21:14,062
How does a housewife get a
bloodstain out of white linen?

363
00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:15,289
Wait.

364
00:21:15,291 --> 00:21:16,999
- What?
- I don't know.

365
00:21:17,001 --> 00:21:18,985
By doing it herself.

366
00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:21,657
- That was weird.
- What was?

367
00:21:24,675 --> 00:21:27,843
They say a man is never
fully-dressed without two important...

368
00:21:27,845 --> 00:21:29,011
Nothing.

369
00:21:30,139 --> 00:21:32,556
It's over. Mission failure.

370
00:21:32,558 --> 00:21:35,976
It was worth a try. Good effort, Doctor.

371
00:21:35,978 --> 00:21:37,104
Yeah, come on in.

372
00:21:49,575 --> 00:21:51,116
Agent Franklin,

373
00:21:51,118 --> 00:21:53,329
we have you five meters
outside of the perimeter.

374
00:22:16,498 --> 00:22:17,791
Agent Franklin?

375
00:22:45,780 --> 00:22:46,781
Wanda.

376
00:22:49,051 --> 00:22:50,052
No.

377
00:23:01,147 --> 00:23:03,147
Oh, that's better.

378
00:23:05,193 --> 00:23:07,193
Darling, do you think it's time to...

379
00:23:07,195 --> 00:23:08,736
- Call the doctor?
- Yeah.

380
00:23:08,738 --> 00:23:09,987
Yes, I do, dear.

381
00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:13,574
1950s, 1960s, and now the '70s.

382
00:23:13,576 --> 00:23:15,306
Why does it keep switching time periods?

383
00:23:15,308 --> 00:23:17,786
It can't be purely for
my enjoyment, can it?

384
00:23:17,788 --> 00:23:20,289
And I can't believe Wanda
and Vision are having a baby.

385
00:23:20,291 --> 00:23:22,082
You want any?

386
00:23:22,084 --> 00:23:23,792
Heck, I thought about it for sure.

387
00:23:23,794 --> 00:23:25,377
A little Jimmy Woo.

388
00:23:25,379 --> 00:23:29,548
Get him a tiny little FBI badge.
Oh, you... Chip? Sure.

389
00:23:29,550 --> 00:23:30,925
You're doing great.

390
00:23:30,927 --> 00:23:33,260
You're doing great.
Look at me. Look at me.

391
00:23:36,390 --> 00:23:38,265
The jig is up.

392
00:23:38,267 --> 00:23:40,935
- It's time to start pushing. You ready?
- Oh!

393
00:23:40,937 --> 00:23:43,523
Push, Wanda. Push!

394
00:23:50,738 --> 00:23:52,073
Hi.

395
00:23:53,241 --> 00:23:55,326
Oh, he's perfect.

396
00:23:56,536 --> 00:23:59,036
Twins.

397
00:23:59,038 --> 00:24:00,164
What a twist.

398
00:24:01,916 --> 00:24:03,415
What? I'm invested.

399
00:24:04,502 --> 00:24:06,046
He was killed by Ultron, wasn't he?

400
00:24:06,048 --> 00:24:07,795
Did she just say the name Ultron?

401
00:24:07,797 --> 00:24:10,089
Has that happened before?
A reference to our reality.

402
00:24:10,091 --> 00:24:11,173
No. Never.

403
00:24:11,175 --> 00:24:13,218
Hey, I'll take a shift
rocking the babies.

404
00:24:13,220 --> 00:24:15,010
No, I think you should leave.

405
00:24:15,012 --> 00:24:16,637
Oh, Wanda, don't be like that.

406
00:24:16,639 --> 00:24:17,723
Who are you?

407
00:24:18,724 --> 00:24:20,268
Wanda...

408
00:24:22,026 --> 00:24:23,569
Wow, this is different.

409
00:24:25,202 --> 00:24:27,683
- What happened? Where'd she go?
- God, not again.

410
00:24:30,987 --> 00:24:33,197
- Who are you?
- Wanda...

411
00:24:37,994 --> 00:24:39,120
There's nothing here.

412
00:24:39,871 --> 00:24:41,714
One second, Monica
is standing right there,

413
00:24:41,716 --> 00:24:43,246
and the next, she isn't.

414
00:24:44,148 --> 00:24:47,168
- Someone is censoring the broadcast.
- But where's Rambeau?

415
00:24:48,254 --> 00:24:50,713
Alert! Boundary has been breached!

416
00:24:50,715 --> 00:24:53,308
Alert! Boundary has been breached!

417
00:24:53,310 --> 00:24:55,320
Alert! Boundary has been breached!

418
00:24:58,389 --> 00:24:59,682
Who are you?

419
00:25:00,433 --> 00:25:01,434
I don't...

420
00:25:05,646 --> 00:25:08,357
Who are you?

421
00:25:10,276 --> 00:25:12,815
Wanda, I'm just your neighbor.

422
00:25:12,817 --> 00:25:14,653
Then how did you know about Ultron?

423
00:25:20,244 --> 00:25:21,787
You're not my neighbor.

424
00:25:23,617 --> 00:25:26,499
And you're definitely not my friend.

425
00:25:26,501 --> 00:25:30,721
You are a stranger and an outsider.

426
00:25:31,698 --> 00:25:34,200
And right now, you are trespassing here.

427
00:25:35,384 --> 00:25:39,555
And I want you to leave.

428
00:25:56,948 --> 00:25:59,826
I... I...

429
00:26:27,395 --> 00:26:28,396
Wanda?

430
00:26:35,444 --> 00:26:36,654
Where is Geraldine?

431
00:26:52,378 --> 00:26:55,381
Oh, she left, honey.
She had to rush home.

432
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:00,761
What?

433
00:27:01,971 --> 00:27:03,222
What is it? What's wrong?

434
00:27:08,519 --> 00:27:09,645
Uh...

435
00:27:11,397 --> 00:27:13,316
We don't have to stay here.

436
00:27:15,026 --> 00:27:16,903
We could go wherever we want.

437
00:27:18,112 --> 00:27:19,614
No, we can't.

438
00:27:22,992 --> 00:27:24,202
This is our home.

439
00:27:26,913 --> 00:27:28,162
Are you sure?

440
00:27:28,164 --> 00:27:32,502
Oh, don't worry, darling.
I have everything under control.

441
00:27:38,466 --> 00:27:41,093
Monica, are you okay?

442
00:27:42,136 --> 00:27:43,262
It's Wanda.

443
00:27:45,311 --> 00:27:48,022
It's all Wanda.

444
00:27:49,401 --> 00:27:51,319
Oh, hi.

445
00:27:55,024 --> 00:27:57,107
Well, what should we watch tonight?

446
00:28:16,826 --> 00:28:19,260
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447
00:28:19,271 --> 00:28:24,333
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