Definitely not the green jacket. Not the green jacket. Not the...
Gotta hurry. No. No.
Shirt. OK, let's go.
Do not be late.
You're in your head, man.
Yes.
All right. You got this, man.
What's up?
It's good to see you.
You hungry?
I got this.
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So, how are... how are your classes going?
Really, really good.
I, I'm taking this... this great class, something I'm really responding to.
It's a class on philosophy and law.
- Ooh! Sounds deep. - Yeah. Yeah.
I think it is deep.
We're reading a book called Law's Empireby Ronald Dworkin.
- OK. - Have you ever heard of Ronald Dworkin?
Ronald, Ronald Dworkin, no.
It's OK.
- Definitely not. - Didn't expect you to.
Yeah. He's an... he's a philosopher,
and an advocate for the virtues of fairness of justice of the people,
with the integrity of consistency within law
according to the adherence of principles.
For sure. Yeah.
What a mindset you have to have, right?
To go from being completely helpless
to climbing the world's biggest proverbial mountain...
- Biggest mountain. - To looking the almighty powerful
- straight in the face and say... - Yeah.
- No! This is wrong, it should be changed. - Boom. Yeah. Yeah.
- No, that's huge. - That is a life lived!
Yeah, that is. Damn.
That's why I'm...
That's why I wanna be a lawyer.
That's incredible. Like, that's a really great way of describing it. I'm...
Well, have you...
have you ever played a lawyer on TV or...?
Have I ever played a lawyer? I've auditioned for a lawyer, yeah.
Didn't get the part.
I, actually, I am... I am in law enforcement, coming up.
About to play a cop in a movie.
Yeah, never played a cop before.
- Congratulations! - Thank you.
How do you prep for a role like that?
Well, you know, I just picked it up right now,
but I'm watching a lot of YouTube videos.
- YouTube, OK. - And just, like, seeing what it's like to be a cop.
I try to, you know, be pretty meticulous about, like, how I hold a gun.
You know, I don't wanna be like, hey, put your hands up.
Freeze! You know, it's like...
- Pew, pew! - Gotta be like, pew, pew, pew!
- Yeah, but... - lf you... I'm sorry...
If you don't mind me asking...
I don't know. What is it like to be famous?
To be recognized on the streets and...
Must be weird.
It's... it's weird when... when people think that they know you, right?
- Yeah. - When they feel like they really know you.
- They know the TV you. - Yes.
- They know the TV version of you. - Gotcha.
But, you know, it's also nice to make someone smile,
- you know? - Yeah.
You kind of, like, take a picture with somebody, they're very happy.
But yeah.
Hopefully I'll play that lawyer one day.
You... I'm sure you will.
- Well, you'll know who to call. - Dworkin!
- Me! - I'll call you. I'll call Mrs. Dworkin.
See what you did there.
- How's your, salad? - lt's really good.
Thank you both for coming today, OK?
I realize that mediation can be a very stressful time.
So, if we can go over a few agreements before we start,
this should be a quick and easy process, OK?
Let's agree to not, talk over each other.
And let's also agree to speak one at a time.
And let's also agree to speak about and to each other respectfully.
Yeah? Simple enough?
Let's start with the mortgage.
I do have...
just one thing on the house.
I don't know if this would work, but I just was kind of thinking that maybe we could do,
like, some sort of, like, grace period,
where I could... I could stay there while I'm kind of moving all my stuff out,
- and we go through this process... - Sorry. You're...
Sorry. You're suggesting that we... we live together again,
- under the... in the house? - Yes.
You would be there, too, and I think that would be kind of part of it,
is that it would give us time to...
kind of reconcile.
- You know, maybe this doesn't have to happen. - Jeremy...
I just think it would give us a chance to actually talk about this.
I haven't spoken to you in a month, and now...
And now we could.
- You know? - OK. All right.
Why don't we move on?
- To the next issue. - Sure.
The vacation home in Palm Springs.
Jeremy, why don't... why don't you tell me the situation with the home there.
- No its... it's her place. - OK.
I did have, like, a thought.
I just wanna throw this out there.
I don't know, like, if you've ever heard of
some kind of mediation retreat situation,
where, like, the couple goes, you know, off site, out of town,
to sort of a neutral place, you know, and just clears their head,
- and starts to work things out. - Are you... are you taking the piss?
- I don't... - You could even come, you know.
You could come, and we could do this out there,
and then I just feel like that could help us...
- come back together in some way. - Do you remember when
we had that weekend planned to go down to Santa Barbara?
When we were in a really rough patch,
and we were gonna just spend three days together, you and I.
We'd got a... a beautiful hotel room and everything all organized,
and then you, actually, you went to Comic-Con, Seth, didn't you, at the last minute?
That was... Come on. You know how much I love Comic-Con.
- That's like... - You sound like a child.
Imagine...
- I don't think we're ready for this, Aleesha. - She doesn't
- understand, totally, that I feel confused. - I really don't think Jeremy's
willing to take this seriously. I think he thinks that I'm, sort of,
- this is all a bit of a joke! - No! I'm just confused, OK? I'm confused.
Because I feel like I screwed up one time, all right?
- I screwed up one time, and all of a sudden we're... - One time?
- in this office with this stranger... - One time?
No disrespect, you are wonderful, wonderful woman,
Ms. Broome. Aleesha, is it?
Just stop, Jeremy, you're babbling! OK? It's not the first time!
You've been humiliating me.
You've been feeding off attention from other women,
right in front of my face for a year, now.
- For a y... - And if you wanna tell me
that it's just been one time makes me feel like you think that I'm stupid
and that I'm not aware of all the other things that you've done.
I don't... I just deserve better than this, Jeremy, and I just...
- I'm sorry. - OK.
OK?
I think we can get at least one win today.
a...
vintage movie poster collection?
Yeah, those are mine.
Those are yours?
We started that collection about seven years ago.
You got me the first four posters as a gift.
Yeah, we've gone back and forth over the years,
giving each other these fantastic movie posters. They're not all yours.
- They are. What are you... - And you're just bringing these up like a...
- You don't even like Tremors. - Keep the Tremors!
- Keep the Tremors. - That's enough.
I think we may have missed a step.
I think there may be some emotional work that needs to be done
before you get to the mediation process.
I'm definitely not giving up Gremlins.
I don't want Gremlins.
- OK. - Thank you.
How much do you think I could get for these?
- These Shox. - What about 'em?
How much do you think I could get for 'em?
I don't... I don't know.
- I really have no idea. - I can't even find them.
- Excuse me. - What about this?
- Like, Polaroid thing. - What about it?
How much do you think I can get for it?
I have never sold anything on eBay before, so...
What about this?
I don't know. Are you...
- That's gotta be pretty expensive. - Are you gonna be OK?
Here all by yourself?
- Yeah. - You alright? I know you're gonna be selling all this stuff which is great,
but, you know, try to find some time to, like, go out at some point.
Maybe go on a hike, get out in the wilderness a little bit.
A little exercise will be good for ya.
Yeah. I'll be all right.
Hey, is this... is this, mine?
- Or is this your? What is this? - That's... yeah, that's mine.
- What is that? Wait, hang on. - lt's...
It's just like a book about law. I just picked it up.
I was talking about it, the other day with... with Sarah,
and there was like a lot that I really didn't understand that she was talking about. So.
I went and picked up a few law books.
You bought this for Sarah?
I didn't buy it for her. I bought it for myself to read so I can talk to her.
That seems like a lot of work.
Well, yeah, I mean...
I'm into her, but I don't really know if she's into me.
- She's... - She's into you, dude.
- She's a lot smarter than me. - Come on!
- I'm not that smart. - That's ridiculous.
- She's a lot smarter than me. - She really likes you, man.
I can understand why she wouldn't want to date me.
You gotta stop doing this to yourself, man.
Well, I'm trying. I picked up a few books, but I don't really understand
- what's going on in this one. - You have an eager mind.
That's what you have to offer, and that's worth more than anything.
- That's nice, man. Well, I gotta... I gotta go. I'm out. - Ok.
- All right. - I'm good. I don't need help.
- No, dude, I got it, man. - lt's fine. It's fine.
Come on, dude, I'm not gonna see you for a while. Let me walk you out.
- You got everything? - Sure.
OK.
Just watch the guitar.
- Stewart? - Yeah.
Sorry, I'm running late, I know.
There you go. Let's... yeah, you got it.
Hey, whoa, whoa. Hey!
- Later, buddy. - Hey! Alrighty.
- Thanks. - Let me know if you need anything, OK?
I'll keep my... I'll keep my ringer on at night in case you need anything, OK?
- Take care of yourself. - Yeah. For sure, man.
- Hey. - Hey.
How are you doing?
I don't know. How are you?
I've... I've been better.
Do you need to... do you need to come
and pick something else up, or...
No, no, I'm... I'm good.
OK, so what's... what's up?
I just wanted to apologize for that mediation.
That was, that was my fault.
It's OK. Thank you, I appreciate that.
This isn't easy, J. It's... it's all good.
Look, I'm ready to try again. I'll be better this time.
OK, I'll set it up.
Thanks, J. Thanks for calling.
Yeah, thank you. I mean...
yeah, I'll see you then.
OK. Bye.
Hey, do you have any whiskey here?
One...
two...
three...
four...
five...
six...
seven...
eight...
nine...
ten!
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I don't get what you're so worried about.
I'm scared.
I already fucked up the first mediation. What if I do it again?
Don't do it again.
Well, she won't talk to me.
And then I get frustrated, and I say the wrong thing,
- and I act like an asshole. - Talk to you... talk about what?
Everything, dude.
Like, why this is happening. Where it all went wrong.
Come on, dude. We talked about this.
What?
You gotta stop fighting it.
You know, that's the only way this second session is gonna go any better.
Now, think of it as... as an opportunity to do the right thing.
And show her you're accepting this.
Redeem yourself a little bit and then get the hell out of there.
Maybe even get out of town for a couple of days.
You're right, dude.
Damn.
If I wasn't so fucking broke I would come visit you.
How cool would that be?
Yeah, that'd be awesome.
Put your hands where I can see 'em!
Fuck you, motherfucker. I'll shoot!
I got a gun, and I'll use it!
Jimmy, get my six. Get my six, Jimmy!
Put your hands where I can see 'em!
Fuck.
This is officer Renly. I need backup!
Fuck!
I'm hit! I'm hit!
Officer down.
Fuck, yeah.
I can't believe this happened again. What are we gonna do?
Well, one thing's for sure.
We've gotta call Animal Control.
Cut.
Yes! That was it! That was it!
Hey, bro. Great fuckin' sitting.
You're just so... still.
And if you could just stay there so we could do continuity, that would be terrific.
- Hey, dude! - Hey!
- I'm Tara. - Max.
Sorry, I can't. I'm not...
I don't wanna be, like, rude or anything, man, but you were the...
the immortal Damien.
Yep, I was Damien.
- Yeah. - That's, long time ago now.
- Yeah. - Like honestly, my girlfriends, like, in middle school,
we were obsessed with you.
- Yeah, all my girlfriends, too. - Like, so obsessed with you.
- Thank you. Hey... - We had, like, posters on our walls.
That's really cute.
- I'm so glad you said it. - Did you?
- I was so embarrassed to say anything. - Right? I know.
That's very sweet.
You were, like, my icon for, like, eight months-ish.
Yeah. My god, everyone's yeah.
Could we get a photo of you?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - No, I think that they're...
They, actually, they said that there's no photos on set.
No, no, that's just for the supporting roles.
- Yeah, no, we're allowed to. - But you know, I'm kind of...
- Big thumbs up here. Yeah! - With your bloody palm.
- lmmortal Damien on three. Ready? - I'd rather not...
- Take... take a... - One, two, three!
- lmmortal Damien! - lmmortal Damien!
Man. That was so good.
Give the raccoon a high five!
- Should I shake it? - Yeah, get in there, get in there.
Yep. Yeah, there you go.
Back to one!
All right, back to ones, everyone, back to ones!
That's us.
Pictures up!
- OK. Good luck! - Back to one!
Back to one.
Peas and carrots, peas and carrots, peas and carrots.
All right.
- Sound! - Take two.
Action!
This should be a simple exchange.
I have something you want.
If I give it up, I should get something in return.
All I want is the truth, Damien.
And the truth shouldn't come at a price.
Now just tell me who bit me, you asshole.
Cut!
Whatever.
Why is it so cold on stage 7?
I feel like you're always talking about it being cold.
It's always cold, though! I'm so...
- Hey! - Hi! That was so good.
- lt was really fun. - Thanks, Kim.
And this would be a great time to go take a photo
with our young contest winner. She's been waiting.
Jeremy took a photo earlier,
- and now it's just... - When is a good time?
Now would be great, right? We're gonna...
- I realize that, but we're turning around for some time. - I wanna sit here.
But we're still in the middle of a scene, so.
I just kind of wanna sit here and just stay in it.
Yeah, I mean, she's waited a few hours..
Ain't no show without the scenes, right, is there?
The mixed berry salad, got the Chinese chicken salad.
We've got a s... a smoked salmon stack
We've got grilled peach.
We've got street tacos.
- We just had street tacos. - Yeah.
Yeah, you weren't here yet. We just had 'em on Tuesday.
- Do you... do you want some sushi? - I don't think they have sushi.
We know, it's actually not gonna be on the menu. We'll send somebody... actually, you'll send somebody out.
Two orders edamame, one edamame with garlic, one without.
There should be three rolls of rainbow spicy tuna.
- Some salmon nigiri... - Actually, no, no, no the food is freaking me out.
It's freaking me out. Thank you, Lindsay.
Were we rude?
- Was that rude just now? - Nah, we weren't being rude.
- Are you sure? - No, we were being nice. We offered her food.
Well, we're not gonna be like those guys?
No, no, no. We'll never be like that.
Cut!
You get it?
- Yeah, it looks good. - Yes!
That's it!
- Good! Good work! - Can you believe these guys, man?
A bunch of little dicks.
Even that girl's a dick. She's a girl dick.
Do you know what she did? She let her dog shit in my office.
It wasn't like a hard poop, it was a goddamn diarrhea poop.
- And I had to clean that shit up. - That's terrible, man.
- I'm Caleb, by the way. - Hey, Caleb.
- How are you doing? - Nice to meet you.
You're doing a great job, by the way. I just wanted to let you know that.
Thanks, man.
I thought I was gonna have, like, a little bit more of, like, a heroic death.
- Yeah. - And then they just like...
brought this raccoon in, and it just... mauls me, and then I'm...
You did great with this, though. I mean...
as far as raccoon maulings go.
- This was not in the script. - lt looked great.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
- I did, like, the open eyes. żGood? - I saw the open eyes.
It was creepy, it was creepy. But it was great.
You should come out with us. You should come out with us this weekend. We're gonna go out drinking.
- Well. - Yeah? You drink?
- I do like the sound of that right now. - Yeah?
- Hey, nice meeting you. - Very nice to meet you.
- We'll see you later. Nice work here, man. - All right.
Yeah, hey, can I get a P. A. with water on set, please?
Does he know that the raccoon was $4000?
Hey, don't fuck up the raccoon, it was $4000.
OK.
It's good to see you back.
Welcome to your final mediation session. All right?
As we went over before,
Andrea, you will keep the main house?
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
I'm... I don't wanna make this...
harder for anyone than it needs to be....
I know I was wrong.
So, let's just...
I'll sign whatever I need to sign and we can... we can finish this off. So...
Andrea, how do you feel about that?
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that'd be good.
Thanks, J.
OK.
Once again, Andrea will keep the main house.
And the vacation home in Palm Springs.
We are, currently between setups.
So, I am doing what I get paid to do, which is wait.
Riveting!
So, what are you shooting today, Pacino?
Well...
did get into...
bit of an altercation.
So my character is laid out in a pool of blood all day.
You're dead?
Maybe.
You totally die!
Make sure it's an open-eye death.
I really like open eye deaths.
Open-eye death.
- Noted. - Hey...
Look, I'm really sorry I have to do this but I have a lot of work to do.
I gotta jump off.
Thanks for calling, though. And, good luck with your death.
Thank you. All right.
Hey! Wait a minute.
Sarah?
Sarah, are you still there?
Sarah?
Sarah, you still there?
Yes.
There's a, a special screening
of Primal Fear happening in a couple of weeks. Have you seen it?
Laura Linney. Lawyers. Of course!
Well, good...
for you... Marty.
That's, yeah, that's a quote. I... I...
I was wondering if you wanted to see it with me.
Maybe.
OK.
I'll await the yes.
Professional waiter.
- Goodbye, Pacino. - Goodbye, Laura Linney.
Cute.
Hey.
Do you remember Jenny?
You know, my friend Jenny?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
She did this,
t-shirt social media thing, and made, like, quite a lot of money.
I don't... I don't think it's that difficult.
- So, you just sell t-shirts? - Yeah, you just...
Yeah, you just... you just...
I think you just go down and meet the guy, and then you just pick some Eternal artwork
and take a few photos, and then it's all sort of,
you know, taken care of through social media, and I mean...
- Yeah? - Just thought... I don't know.
A percentage of it goes, you know, to charity, and it's... it's...
That'd be cool. Can you...
Can you, hook that up?
I can hook that up. I'll make a call. I'm sure they'd love to have you do it. Yeah, I'm...
That's really nice. Thank you, yeah.
Yeah, no worries.
Hey...
How is your family about all this?
They're pretty sad.
You know.
How's yours?
I haven't told them, so...
But will you tell your,
tell your mom and dad I said I'm sorry, and...
Yep.
I wish... I don't know, you know.
Yeah, I'll, I'll set the t-shirt thing up, OK?
Yeah, thank you.
OK.
- And drive safe. - Right.
- Are you Seth Stewart? - Yeah.
- Hi, how are you? - Oh, my God.
- What's your name? - I'm Rebecca Reynolds.
- Nice to meet you. - Nina! Nina!
I'm the president of this sorority.
This is Seth Stewart.
- Who's that? - You know, Damien from Eternal?
Yeah.
Holy shit.
Hi. How are you doing?
My God!
I'm sweaty, I'm sorry.
***
I'm gonna go running.
Good luck with your rush, OK?
I gotta go.
Hi. Hi.
Is there gonna be an Eternal reunion?
I don't know! I don't know.
_
Hi, how are ya? Nice to meet you.
Maybe a group photo?
OK.
Sorry, I'm all sweaty at the moment. I'm all sweaty.
- Is there gonna be an Eternal reunion? - I don't know!
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Where did you find that abandoned railroad car?
I lived in there for a week!
- To... just to make sure. - My God!
That's what you do when you're an auteur.
Like... like, think of your favorite two actors, right?
- Right. - OK, I've got 'em.
You guys, after this movie, you're them. I'm telling you.
- Shit. - Oscar!
- And then you've got... - My God, that's so exciting!
So, I did wanna ask you about that.
It's just so nice to have someone that takes it so seriously.
- Seth? - Well, that's the only way...
Seth!
Jim was commenting how well you handled that gun earlier.
- lt was really good, yeah. - Well...
Thank you. Thank you for noticing.
I think it makes a difference, yeah.
Yeah. I feel so, too.
You know, you gotta do the actual research, right.
Which reminds me of when I got started.
I mean, everyone was so serious about everything they did.
There was just something about your air
different from, some of our other cast members.
- Yeah, there at the table there? - It's good to see.
You know, it was refreshing.
- Yeah. - It was...
- Let's... a toast. - Here's a little toast.
- A little toast. - Cheers to that.
A little toast.
- Thank you. - Absolutely.
Always remember, somebody's watching.
- That is so true. - That's good advice.
For some reason I got it into my head that I should learn to juggle, right?
- As an actor, I must juggle. - As an actor, I must juggle!
- To juggling! - To juggling!
I will juggle this glass!
Respecting it.
- Respecting the work. - lf only that were the case nowadays.
- Yeah. - Pulls this
crappy guitar off the wall of this bar.
And he starts playing.
- No... - Hold 'em and fold 'em.
Yes, exactly! The one...
We need to learn how to play guitar.
- That is the lesson! - Do you have a guitar?
- That is the lesson.
- One more! - One must learn to play the guitar.
Suddenly feel inferior as an actor...
- Man! - Hashtag Team Luke.
- Team Luke, baby! - Do you love it?
- You guys got onto the Team Luke thing? - Oh, man.
Team Luke! Dude, people love you.
The hashtag is a little not me, I guess.
- ls that... - Hashtags are in.
- lt's just not really my style. - lt sells!
- lt's not my style. - Baby, it's on brand for you.
It's great, you're gonna love it.
I don't really know what "on brand" means, but...
It's fine. Look, it's gone! What do you think that rack is?
We've got 100,000 ideas of these.
- Really? - Yeah.
Like, how does this work with the social media stuff?
- How much of my platform are you using? - lt's all you.
- lt's all me? - Lt's all you.
We'll... we'll snap a couple pictures of you,
and then you post it on your Facebook and your Instagram and your Twitter and Snapchat.
And we get paid, baby!
- OK, so... - lt's great!
But it's also for a good cause.
Yeah, so that was my next question.
- The charity thing aspect of it. - Yeah.
- How much usually goes to charity? - So, charity gets 25%,
you get 75%, brands love that.
Yeah, it's really good of you guys to do that.
It's great, yeah. We're good people.
Have you... have you had anybody kind of just take a little bit...
- You wanna give it all away? - No, no.
- You wanna give it all away! That's so sweet! - That's awesome!
- I told you! - Just sold another 100,000!
Easily!
I was actually kind of thinking the other way. I'm kind of in a hard place financially,
so, I was wondering if I could take more like 15%.
You wanna give less to the charity?
I feel like that's not a good idea, but...
- lt's not great. - OK.
- It doesn't look good. - OK.
Ready to sell this shit?
All right, we gotta take a couple of photos.
- Be. - OK.
- There you are. That's it. - Yeah?
Monarchs, they're great.
Give a little, like, like a little chesty.
- There you go. - Yeah, yeah.
- You're happy. - Love it. Down a little bit.
- Arms down. - Team Luke, right?
Now, you look great, you look great!
- Cool. Thanks, man. - You look great!
Thanks, guys, appreciate it.
All right, let's do it! Lean a little further out.
Lean deeper. A little deeper.
- This is gonna be a great Tinder profile. - Cool.
This is great. Give me your best James Dean.
- You're an actor. You know him. - Yeah.
- There we go. - There it is.
- Yeah, messy. You're angry! - Sex eyes! Sex eyes!
- You're jaded. Yeah. - Sex eyes.
- Chest. More chest? More chest? - Look at this.
We're selling Luke. It's Luke.
Give me your best Luke. Think... think... think back.
Lean back. Lean back so we see the shirt.
Yeah, let's sell it. Doin' it for charity!
We should figure out which one, later. Doesn't matter.
- Yeah, we should... we should figure that out. - It's fine.
Have you ever done the all-cake diet?
- There's an all-cake one? - It's just all cake. It's all you eat.
Yeah, you eat one slice of cake every Tuesday.
My God, Steven is my homie!
- I lived with Steven for two months in college! - What?
Good people, too. You're kind.
- Talented and kind. - Hey!
I have never ever
- had a low budget horror movie... - Yeah.
involving patches of shade and killings.
Well, they'll be here for a while.
- Looks like it. - Guess so.
You know, we have got to go over our scene.
All right.
- OK. - All right.
- OK. You have a good time. - You guys...
Hang in there.
We'll see you tomorrow.
Seriously, though.
I like the raccoon sort of coming out.
Hey, do you guys... do you mind if I catch a cab with you?
No, come on!
You're really nice.
- Shall we? - What a wonderful evening.
- You guys are awesome. Thank you very much. - Yes, we know.
- Thank you. - You're awesome.
- No, no, no. That's yours. - Keep it.
- Really? - lt's... I don't need that.
- We... I have plenty. - Before you go.
- Got a little something for you. - Got a little somethin' somethin'.
- There you are. - What is this?
- That's a check, my friend. - Made out to you.
Twenty-five hundred big ones.
We sold 200 of those bad boys just in the last few minutes.
- Yeah. You're trending. - Just since the photo shoot thing?
- Hashtag Team Luke. - You guys were not kidding.
- No! - That was so fast!
- Have you seen our office? It's fucking huge! - I'm a marketing genius!
- I can cash this? - Yeah. It's yours.
My god, man!
- Thank you so much! - All right.
- OK. - I really appreciate that.
You guys have no idea how helpful this is.
- Great. - I gotta go. Really busy. - Ok.
- Jason, such a good pleasure. - Yeah, good to meet you.
- lt's, it's Jer... - Wonderful. Team Luke!
- Yeah. - Hashtag.
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