1 00:00:05,054 --> 00:00:08,215 _ 2 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:10,160 Where were we with this? 3 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:12,040 Throat's the city's best snitch. 4 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:13,833 But her information doesn't come cheap. 5 00:00:13,872 --> 00:00:15,487 Vimes and Carcer. They grew up together. 6 00:00:15,527 --> 00:00:17,360 30 kids used to sleep in here. 7 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:18,540 I was never a kid. 8 00:00:18,569 --> 00:00:20,040 I had to take care of myself 'cause no one else would. 9 00:00:20,080 --> 00:00:21,280 Took care of you, remember? 10 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:22,400 You're a werewolf. 11 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:23,760 Why don't you stay like this? 12 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:24,880 Because I'm not just this. 13 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:28,040 Do you have any idea how many thieves 14 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:29,520 rethink their choice of profession 15 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:31,373 after ten weeks of intensive nursing? 16 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:33,200 The key to controlling the dragon 17 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:34,960 is a talking sword called Wayne? 18 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:36,300 There are other artefacts. 19 00:00:36,328 --> 00:00:37,800 We need all of them to control the dragon. 20 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:40,000 We must question the sword, Vimes. 21 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:43,240 You're talking about controlling the Dragon yourself, sir? 22 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:47,760 Failure to comply with my orders can only be fatal. 23 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:49,160 We want you to steal something. 24 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:50,260 A sword... 25 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:52,320 It's in the hands of a fool. 26 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:55,320 All you have to do... 27 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:56,920 is take it from him. 28 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:19,600 Oh. Thought you'd snuffed it. 29 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:20,947 Are you measuring me? 30 00:01:20,975 --> 00:01:23,280 It's for my mate, Dave The Re-animator. 31 00:01:23,320 --> 00:01:25,780 He does dancing corpses for kids' parties. 32 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:27,340 I'm not a corpse. 33 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:30,960 Do look a bit peaky, though. 34 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,480 Is there any low you don't sink to? 35 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:34,120 I don't lock women in crates. 36 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:36,280 Oh, I am sorry about that. 37 00:01:36,320 --> 00:01:38,660 Ah, quite enjoyed it, actually. 38 00:01:39,366 --> 00:01:41,926 See, that's what I love most about our city, Vimes. 39 00:01:41,951 --> 00:01:44,591 Whatever happens, no matter how bad it is, 40 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:49,320 people will take it. Gangs, then guilds. Now a dragon. 41 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:52,720 It's not that they say "Yes," they just never say "No." 42 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:55,880 If Vetinari slaughtered half of 'em for looking at him funny, 43 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:58,240 the other half, they'd just... 44 00:01:58,280 --> 00:01:59,740 Snap to it. 45 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:01,820 Sounds like you admire him. 46 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:03,960 He's a man of her word. 47 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:15,520 Oh, is this on? No. No, keep painting. 48 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:18,640 Are you poor? Destitute? 49 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:22,060 Looking for your next opportunity to be exploited? 50 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:25,080 Unseen University is delighted offer you 51 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:28,000 the chance of a brief but rewarding career 52 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:31,020 in Supernatural Disposal. 53 00:02:31,640 --> 00:02:35,240 Write to me, The Archchancellor, Ethereal Way... 54 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,880 You sure you're feeling all right, Vimes? 55 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:40,960 'Cause what Dave does with them corpses is very tasteful. 56 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:48,360 All right, Wayne. We need answers. 57 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:51,400 I'm not saying shit without my solicitor. 58 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:52,640 Recognise this? 59 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:54,440 Yeah. Quite tricky without eyes. 60 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:58,520 How do these artefacts bring the Noble Dragon to heel? 61 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:01,360 Not entirely sure how I can hear, either. 62 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:04,240 We were told you used to dream about other artefacts. 63 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:06,125 I can see the logic of this is bullshit. 64 00:03:06,165 --> 00:03:08,520 - Yeah, it doesn't make much sense. - Constable Carrot, 65 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:11,120 add "withholding information" to the charge sheet. 66 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:14,436 - You're gonna charge a sword? - A rusty sword, really? 67 00:03:14,476 --> 00:03:17,440 Yesterday, he was the most talkative bladed weapon I've ever met 68 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:19,880 - He's playing us. - He is a little rusty. 69 00:03:20,941 --> 00:03:21,943 Been entombed for so long, 70 00:03:21,967 --> 00:03:23,614 the change in air temperature's making him tarnish. 71 00:03:23,654 --> 00:03:26,069 - There you go. He's got it. - Thanks, Spike. 72 00:03:26,109 --> 00:03:27,304 Get those test-tubes cleaned 73 00:03:27,328 --> 00:03:28,600 and then you can take the afternoon off, all right? 74 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:31,320 _ 75 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:33,080 Good day to you, my Lord. 76 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:36,240 Mmm, mmm. 77 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:39,920 Thou restoreth me anew. 78 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:42,480 Is there anything you can tell us about the other artefacts? 79 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:45,240 My memory is becoming clearer by the second. 80 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:48,440 We're connected. Sometimes we dream about each other, 81 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:52,080 sometimes dragons, sometimes squid, you like squid? 82 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:55,560 Tell us how to find the other artefacts, now, 83 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:57,920 or I'll fetch my soldering iron... 84 00:03:57,960 --> 00:03:59,440 What about the Sorcerer? 85 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:03,440 After he created the Grimoire, something changed him, didn't it? 86 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:06,080 Gave you all away. He hid you. 87 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:09,640 There was this one thing, didn't think much of it at the time. 88 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:13,120 The Sorcerer told someone to hide one of the others in, erm, 89 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:15,800 now, let me see, what was it? The dark. 90 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:17,860 In the dark. 91 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:27,360 - Is that it? - Why'd you say it twice? 92 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:29,400 So everyone remembers it later. 93 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:31,063 - Whoa, there. - Vimes. 94 00:04:31,087 --> 00:04:33,007 This sword is a cryptic arsehole. 95 00:04:33,047 --> 00:04:35,247 - Thank you. - You're coming with me. 96 00:04:35,287 --> 00:04:37,247 Sir, we have orders to interrogate Wayne and... 97 00:04:37,287 --> 00:04:38,527 New orders. 98 00:04:46,667 --> 00:04:48,027 Tell us where you're going, Captain. 99 00:04:51,727 --> 00:04:55,127 There's a lake where the Archchancellor dumps magical waste. 100 00:04:55,167 --> 00:04:57,367 - So, you're dumping Wayne? - I'll do the dumping round here. 101 00:04:57,407 --> 00:04:59,567 They used pay us street kids to cart rubbish out to it. 102 00:04:59,607 --> 00:05:00,807 I like to dump. 103 00:05:00,847 --> 00:05:02,687 It would dissolve as soon as it hit the water. 104 00:05:02,727 --> 00:05:04,767 I was once known as the Duchess of Dump. 105 00:05:04,807 --> 00:05:06,767 Any day, any night... 106 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:08,607 And Lord Vetinari wants this? 107 00:05:08,647 --> 00:05:11,087 - He can tell us so much more. - And the dragon? 108 00:05:11,127 --> 00:05:13,207 A wild animal no one can control 109 00:05:13,247 --> 00:05:14,967 is better than a weapon in the wrong hands. 110 00:05:15,007 --> 00:05:17,847 Is that Vetinari talking or you? 111 00:05:17,887 --> 00:05:20,087 Wayne speaks, and he's alive, Sir. 112 00:05:20,127 --> 00:05:22,527 - And we're not executioners. - Will you listen to me? 113 00:05:22,567 --> 00:05:25,700 If I don't carry out this order, Vetinari will execute me. 114 00:05:26,727 --> 00:05:28,807 So I'm doing this. Just me. 115 00:05:28,847 --> 00:05:30,460 There is no "Just me." 116 00:05:33,007 --> 00:05:35,980 Not any more. We're a team. 117 00:05:36,927 --> 00:05:40,527 That is the deliberate desecration of a public building under... 118 00:05:40,567 --> 00:05:41,927 Er... 119 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:43,567 Section 2 of the Criminal Damage Act, Sir. 120 00:05:45,447 --> 00:05:47,727 Keep reading those law books, son. 121 00:05:47,767 --> 00:05:50,527 Cheery, don't give up on that jigsaw puzzle. 122 00:05:50,567 --> 00:05:51,567 Angua! 123 00:05:52,567 --> 00:05:54,327 I'm promoting you to Captain. 124 00:05:54,367 --> 00:05:56,127 Temporarily, sir. 125 00:05:56,167 --> 00:05:59,127 And I want you all to find whoever's responsible 126 00:05:59,167 --> 00:06:01,087 for insulting the dignity of the Watch House. 127 00:06:01,127 --> 00:06:04,367 It's not an insult, Vimes. It means resist. 128 00:06:04,407 --> 00:06:06,727 It's a sign that people are starting to believe, 129 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:11,727 that we, together, can make things better. 130 00:06:11,767 --> 00:06:13,247 Look after them, Lady Ramkin. 131 00:06:15,207 --> 00:06:17,527 Are we about to embark on an epic quest? 132 00:06:18,447 --> 00:06:19,727 What's wrong with him? 133 00:06:20,847 --> 00:06:28,847 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 134 00:06:29,687 --> 00:06:32,700 You are my top earners. My best. 135 00:06:33,607 --> 00:06:36,460 La Creme, no building you can't burgle. 136 00:06:36,510 --> 00:06:38,767 Shifty? Get that hand out of my pocket, ya filth. 137 00:06:39,967 --> 00:06:42,447 And of course, there's, erm... 138 00:06:42,487 --> 00:06:44,767 - Brian. - Brian. 139 00:06:44,807 --> 00:06:47,287 Brian. And you steal... 140 00:06:47,327 --> 00:06:49,807 - Identities. - Of course. Right. 141 00:06:49,847 --> 00:06:53,567 That's why I didn't now what to call... Brian today, is it? 142 00:06:53,607 --> 00:06:55,407 What is power? 143 00:06:57,927 --> 00:06:59,340 Fear. 144 00:06:59,887 --> 00:07:01,820 Fear makes people remember you. 145 00:07:02,926 --> 00:07:03,926 Respect you. 146 00:07:04,726 --> 00:07:06,486 Accept the unthinkable. 147 00:07:07,607 --> 00:07:09,607 You control what people fear... 148 00:07:11,526 --> 00:07:12,526 You control them. 149 00:07:13,167 --> 00:07:15,407 Yep, good speech. 150 00:07:15,447 --> 00:07:19,567 So, me and my new squad here 151 00:07:19,607 --> 00:07:24,207 have a way of making what stalks the skies above 152 00:07:24,247 --> 00:07:27,740 into our B-I-T-C-H. 153 00:07:28,367 --> 00:07:30,207 The Noble Dragon. 154 00:07:30,247 --> 00:07:32,287 That's right... 155 00:07:33,367 --> 00:07:35,567 Could you give us a minute, please? 156 00:07:35,607 --> 00:07:36,721 Please, I'm right in the middle of something. 157 00:07:36,745 --> 00:07:38,287 All you need to do 158 00:07:38,327 --> 00:07:41,247 is steal this sword from The Watch. 159 00:07:41,287 --> 00:07:43,927 Once we have it, we'll control the dragon. 160 00:07:44,213 --> 00:07:46,133 And the city, is ours. 161 00:08:35,847 --> 00:08:37,380 Dickhead. 162 00:08:38,607 --> 00:08:41,980 My advice would be to look where you're going when you montage. 163 00:08:43,927 --> 00:08:47,367 Only a mile outside the city and you've already fallen over? 164 00:08:47,407 --> 00:08:49,487 Good walk, Vimes? 165 00:08:50,967 --> 00:08:52,460 I... 166 00:08:53,007 --> 00:08:55,820 Meant do that. Quickest way down. 167 00:09:01,447 --> 00:09:03,047 I thought I told you to stay put. 168 00:09:03,087 --> 00:09:04,927 Captain Angua told us to follow you, Sir. 169 00:09:04,967 --> 00:09:06,607 - Said it might be dangerous. - Dangerous? 170 00:09:06,647 --> 00:09:10,087 It's just wasteland. It's perfectly safe. 171 00:09:10,127 --> 00:09:11,740 Are those gallows? 172 00:09:16,207 --> 00:09:18,980 It's only a gate. Come back here, the pair of you. 173 00:09:24,126 --> 00:09:27,364 _ 174 00:09:32,567 --> 00:09:35,127 Kind of busy for a wasteland, Captain. 175 00:09:35,167 --> 00:09:36,607 These weren't here before. 176 00:09:36,647 --> 00:09:38,847 Perfectly safe? 177 00:09:38,887 --> 00:09:40,687 Looks like they ripped themselves apart. 178 00:09:44,007 --> 00:09:46,340 It takes a lot to rip out your own spine. 179 00:09:47,207 --> 00:09:49,660 What would make you want do something like that yourself? 180 00:09:51,247 --> 00:09:55,087 We've all wanted pull off our own heads from time to time. 181 00:09:55,127 --> 00:09:59,127 Now, I want you both to go back right now. 182 00:09:59,167 --> 00:10:01,327 Listen, something's obviously different from when you were last here. 183 00:10:03,567 --> 00:10:05,167 I still have to go through with it. 184 00:10:05,207 --> 00:10:06,567 Are you sure, Vimes? 185 00:10:09,807 --> 00:10:12,447 It's not just what you did. It's everything you're gonna do. 186 00:10:13,087 --> 00:10:16,247 Okay. Okay. 187 00:10:16,287 --> 00:10:19,287 But if there's any trouble, you get out. You go. Understand? 188 00:10:24,007 --> 00:10:27,207 Captain? Wayne's a powerful magical artefact. 189 00:10:27,247 --> 00:10:30,087 If we try dissolve him, there could be catastrophic consequences. 190 00:10:30,127 --> 00:10:32,407 So we get clear when we get to the lake. 191 00:10:32,447 --> 00:10:34,407 At least let me carry him for a while. 192 00:10:34,447 --> 00:10:36,527 I can run some tests. Make sure it's safe. 193 00:10:36,567 --> 00:10:38,527 You don't want blow us all up, do you? 194 00:10:42,167 --> 00:10:44,780 Lake is five miles Hubwards. 195 00:11:13,900 --> 00:11:15,140 This place... 196 00:11:18,927 --> 00:11:20,407 They'll be back soon. 197 00:11:22,727 --> 00:11:23,827 What's left to come back to 198 00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:25,807 when you've just sentenced a living creature to death? 199 00:11:25,847 --> 00:11:28,660 - It's just a sword. - He's just a sword. 200 00:11:29,327 --> 00:11:31,247 Why is the Captain so ready throw away 201 00:11:31,287 --> 00:11:33,327 - everything we're trying to be? - And what are we trying to be, Carrot? 202 00:11:33,367 --> 00:11:34,367 Better. 203 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,087 Sometimes things can't be helped. 204 00:11:42,127 --> 00:11:45,567 There's no sometimes when it comes being a killer, Angua. 205 00:11:56,847 --> 00:11:59,887 How do you know those words, "The dark in the dark?" 206 00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:01,527 You can't dissolve me. 207 00:12:01,567 --> 00:12:03,447 - Answer me, Wayne. - I am your brother. 208 00:12:03,487 --> 00:12:05,687 Cheery, what is he saying? 209 00:12:05,727 --> 00:12:07,447 All right, I'm not your brother, but... 210 00:12:07,487 --> 00:12:10,287 - it was worth... - Nothing. 211 00:12:10,327 --> 00:12:12,247 Maybe, er, Cheery, 212 00:12:12,967 --> 00:12:14,127 I should carry him. 213 00:12:17,167 --> 00:12:18,807 If you can't hear me, there's no point. 214 00:12:18,847 --> 00:12:20,607 I'm a talking sword. I'm one of a kind. 215 00:12:21,687 --> 00:12:23,607 To cover me up is torture. 216 00:12:25,419 --> 00:12:26,620 What is that? 217 00:12:28,327 --> 00:12:30,687 Looks like the things we used to dump in the lake. 218 00:12:30,727 --> 00:12:33,407 The Archchancellor's failed inventions. 219 00:12:33,447 --> 00:12:35,740 Some kind of torture instrument, maybe. 220 00:12:36,847 --> 00:12:39,860 But why has it been dumped here? 221 00:12:45,167 --> 00:12:47,060 It's reacting to us. 222 00:12:58,247 --> 00:12:59,807 Where the hell did that come from? 223 00:13:06,047 --> 00:13:07,287 Whoa, careful. 224 00:13:27,167 --> 00:13:28,687 Is it for walking? 225 00:13:28,727 --> 00:13:30,407 What's the point of walking if you don't go anywhere? 226 00:13:30,447 --> 00:13:32,447 That's weird. 227 00:13:33,565 --> 00:13:35,645 _ 228 00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:38,300 Not any weirder than this complaint. 229 00:13:41,527 --> 00:13:45,240 _ 230 00:13:48,607 --> 00:13:50,687 Unseen University steals these inventions 231 00:13:50,727 --> 00:13:53,047 from a place called Roundworld. 232 00:13:53,087 --> 00:13:54,967 Why isn't all this stuff in the lake? 233 00:13:55,007 --> 00:13:56,447 When were you last here, Vimes? 234 00:13:57,487 --> 00:13:59,665 Long before I joined The Watch. 235 00:13:59,690 --> 00:14:02,770 These objects are leaking thaumic energy everywhere. 236 00:14:02,927 --> 00:14:05,127 And we're walking through that energy right now? 237 00:14:10,167 --> 00:14:12,007 We need to tread carefully. 238 00:14:12,047 --> 00:14:14,807 I think the closer we get to those objects, 239 00:14:14,847 --> 00:14:17,647 the more it disturbs their energy, it displaces them. 240 00:14:17,687 --> 00:14:19,247 It's like they don't want be here. 241 00:14:19,287 --> 00:14:22,047 And this energy? Is it harmful? 242 00:14:22,607 --> 00:14:24,247 Who knows? 243 00:14:24,287 --> 00:14:26,207 It's pure, undiluted magic. 244 00:14:26,247 --> 00:14:27,887 No one's safe from that. 245 00:14:27,927 --> 00:14:30,447 Is that why those people were ripping themselves apart? 246 00:14:30,487 --> 00:14:32,820 - Doubt it. - Really? 247 00:14:34,626 --> 00:14:35,786 No, not really. 248 00:14:37,327 --> 00:14:40,047 Broken things and thaumic energy. It's not a good combination. 249 00:14:40,995 --> 00:14:43,908 _ 250 00:14:44,567 --> 00:14:46,487 The complaint came from down there. 251 00:14:46,527 --> 00:14:48,780 Who complains about not being robbed? 252 00:14:49,927 --> 00:14:51,567 It was terrible. 253 00:14:51,607 --> 00:14:54,767 I... I pre-booked the robbery, 254 00:14:54,807 --> 00:14:58,327 chose a noon slot so I'd know when the Thieves were coming. 255 00:14:58,367 --> 00:14:59,927 But then... 256 00:15:04,147 --> 00:15:05,667 Just take your time. 257 00:15:06,407 --> 00:15:08,847 They just walked past me. 258 00:15:08,887 --> 00:15:11,367 I don't know what this world's coming to. 259 00:15:11,407 --> 00:15:13,327 I paid for a scheduled mugging, too. 260 00:15:13,367 --> 00:15:16,447 We're good citizens. Comply with Guild rules. 261 00:15:16,487 --> 00:15:18,367 Accept it's our social duty. 262 00:15:18,407 --> 00:15:19,887 Only for this to happen. 263 00:15:19,927 --> 00:15:22,127 Now we don't know when we'll be attacked. 264 00:15:22,167 --> 00:15:24,927 I know. We understand. 265 00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,687 Don't you wanna live in a better city? 266 00:15:26,727 --> 00:15:30,407 Like a law-abiding place where no one is duty-bound to be attacked? 267 00:15:30,447 --> 00:15:36,047 Yeah, but, we don't live in that perfect world, do we, Constable? 268 00:15:36,087 --> 00:15:38,407 So what are you gonna do about this one, eh? 269 00:15:38,447 --> 00:15:40,027 That's the question. 270 00:15:40,052 --> 00:15:42,807 No. The question is, where are the Thieves that work this patch? 271 00:15:45,567 --> 00:15:47,327 They won't give up the sword easily, Brian. 272 00:15:47,367 --> 00:15:49,367 Oh, it's Stefano now. 273 00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:50,727 They'll fight. 274 00:15:50,767 --> 00:15:51,967 They'll lose. 275 00:15:56,967 --> 00:15:59,527 Go with Brian... Ugh, Stefano. Go. 276 00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:02,110 _ 277 00:16:20,083 --> 00:16:22,083 _ 278 00:16:40,327 --> 00:16:41,807 Don't move. 279 00:16:42,807 --> 00:16:44,607 I'm not moving. 280 00:16:44,647 --> 00:16:45,767 Give me the necklace. 281 00:16:49,167 --> 00:16:50,407 Lydia? 282 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:08,767 Back to stealing? 283 00:17:10,007 --> 00:17:11,807 What happened to you? 284 00:17:12,220 --> 00:17:13,687 You were my star student. 285 00:17:13,727 --> 00:17:15,527 You won Most Rapid Rehabilitation... 286 00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:17,567 It doesn't work, Lady Ramkin. 287 00:17:17,607 --> 00:17:19,834 Nothing you ever tried to do works. 288 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,407 It's all broken. 289 00:17:21,447 --> 00:17:23,820 - I let you go too soon. - You can't do it. 290 00:17:24,967 --> 00:17:26,420 You can't change people. 291 00:17:27,687 --> 00:17:29,407 I had a family before you took me. 292 00:17:29,447 --> 00:17:31,527 A family of thieves and beggars and blackmailers 293 00:17:31,567 --> 00:17:33,487 but still a family. 294 00:17:33,527 --> 00:17:35,647 When I wanted to go straight, they abandoned me. 295 00:17:35,687 --> 00:17:37,087 I was alone. 296 00:17:37,127 --> 00:17:39,180 You orphaned me. 297 00:17:48,487 --> 00:17:50,247 What's happening? 298 00:17:50,287 --> 00:17:52,527 She's throttling herself. It must be the magic. 299 00:17:52,567 --> 00:17:54,527 Klatchian coffee will sort her out. Come on. 300 00:17:54,567 --> 00:17:56,180 Drink it, Sybil. 301 00:17:58,967 --> 00:18:00,087 Very good, very good. 302 00:18:04,127 --> 00:18:05,127 Sybil. 303 00:18:09,686 --> 00:18:10,860 You've got to go back. 304 00:18:13,239 --> 00:18:16,119 You look tired, Vimes. 305 00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:19,460 Let me take Wayne. 306 00:18:32,287 --> 00:18:34,100 Not a good combination, Lady Ramkin. 307 00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:10,567 Ah. 308 00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:15,140 Corporal von Uberwald, Constable Irounfoundersson. 309 00:19:15,687 --> 00:19:18,527 I never knew young dragons could sing. 310 00:19:19,927 --> 00:19:22,887 He's, um, special, Sir. 311 00:19:22,927 --> 00:19:25,927 I've come here to check on the progress of the interrogation. 312 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:29,626 The sword. 313 00:19:31,927 --> 00:19:33,487 Is Vimes here? 314 00:19:33,527 --> 00:19:34,727 - Yes. - No. 315 00:19:34,767 --> 00:19:36,407 - No. - Yes. 316 00:19:36,447 --> 00:19:39,447 The Captain and Corporal Cheery took the sword out for a walk. 317 00:19:39,487 --> 00:19:41,820 Why would it need two of them to walk a prisoner? 318 00:19:45,007 --> 00:19:46,900 If my old man could see me now. 319 00:19:47,447 --> 00:19:50,167 The great name, Urdo van Pew, 320 00:19:50,207 --> 00:19:53,087 forever synonymous with power. 321 00:19:53,127 --> 00:19:54,700 My father brought me here when I was six. 322 00:19:55,247 --> 00:19:57,127 No guild would have him. 323 00:19:57,167 --> 00:19:59,420 So the only way he could feed us was to steal. 324 00:20:00,607 --> 00:20:02,100 Noble profession. 325 00:20:06,127 --> 00:20:08,060 - I don't see a sword. - It's gone. 326 00:20:10,367 --> 00:20:12,247 Remember the lake we used to go to? 327 00:20:12,287 --> 00:20:14,287 The lands around it are now magically contaminated 328 00:20:14,327 --> 00:20:16,127 by the Archchancellor's experiments. 329 00:20:16,167 --> 00:20:18,247 Anyone who trespasses unprotected 330 00:20:18,287 --> 00:20:20,367 disturbs their thaumic energy fields. 331 00:20:20,407 --> 00:20:22,087 Sends them back into the part of the city they set out from. 332 00:20:22,127 --> 00:20:23,887 How does that help me? 333 00:20:23,927 --> 00:20:25,887 I just saw one by The Watch House. 334 00:20:25,927 --> 00:20:27,847 It doesn't want to be thrown away. 335 00:20:27,887 --> 00:20:29,340 Vimes is gonna dissolve the sword. 336 00:20:30,807 --> 00:20:33,487 Er, excuse me, who's in charge here? 337 00:20:33,527 --> 00:20:35,087 I think the applause was for both speeches. 338 00:20:37,247 --> 00:20:40,687 The Thieves' Guild killed my dad, 339 00:20:40,727 --> 00:20:42,300 so you're still on their territory. 340 00:20:43,527 --> 00:20:44,940 I wasn't around then. 341 00:20:45,207 --> 00:20:46,207 Ah. 342 00:20:48,807 --> 00:20:50,020 But you are now. 343 00:20:54,927 --> 00:20:58,367 Does this place always look like it's been ransacked by a mob? 344 00:20:58,407 --> 00:20:59,860 We're gonna clean it up, Sir. 345 00:21:01,339 --> 00:21:02,700 I would, if I were you. 346 00:21:04,687 --> 00:21:06,087 I want Captain Vimes 347 00:21:06,127 --> 00:21:08,567 to deliver a progress report on his return. 348 00:21:09,287 --> 00:21:10,567 Wow. 349 00:21:11,887 --> 00:21:13,247 You are the worst liar I've ever met. 350 00:21:13,287 --> 00:21:14,980 Yeah, well, Vetinari didn't do this... 351 00:21:15,926 --> 00:21:16,926 The prisoner. 352 00:21:20,207 --> 00:21:21,807 Who was here, Skimmer? 353 00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:23,647 I'm not trying to escape. 354 00:21:23,687 --> 00:21:25,500 I just like eating the wall. 355 00:21:30,847 --> 00:21:33,327 Ah... Thieves' Guild. 356 00:21:33,367 --> 00:21:36,327 You know in Uberwald we don't have spoons, we have scoops. 357 00:21:36,367 --> 00:21:38,047 To scrape innards out of our prey's carcass. 358 00:21:38,807 --> 00:21:40,287 La Creme, 359 00:21:40,327 --> 00:21:43,247 Shifty, Woosh and Stefano, their top guys. 360 00:21:43,287 --> 00:21:44,780 They wanted the sword. 361 00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:48,199 Ow! 362 00:21:49,013 --> 00:21:50,013 Ah. 363 00:21:51,127 --> 00:21:52,500 Can I have my spoon back, please? 364 00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:56,527 Carcer's cut a deal with The Thieves' Guild. 365 00:21:56,567 --> 00:21:58,207 And if the Captain goes ahead with his plan 366 00:21:58,247 --> 00:21:59,500 Vetinari will execute him. 367 00:22:02,247 --> 00:22:04,087 That's why he made you Captain. 368 00:22:05,287 --> 00:22:06,767 He doesn't think he'll be coming back. 369 00:22:09,366 --> 00:22:10,620 He's almost ready. 370 00:22:12,847 --> 00:22:15,420 The thaumic energy has side effects. 371 00:22:17,287 --> 00:22:19,407 The drifters the Archchancellor sends in there 372 00:22:19,447 --> 00:22:22,847 talk about how it compels them to see what's broken inside. 373 00:22:22,887 --> 00:22:25,167 You have a way to protect us? 374 00:22:25,207 --> 00:22:27,167 Well, this Charm should displace 375 00:22:27,207 --> 00:22:29,327 whatever would have happened to us onto him. 376 00:22:31,299 --> 00:22:32,979 His mind will be destroyed. 377 00:22:37,727 --> 00:22:38,727 Good. 378 00:22:47,967 --> 00:22:49,167 We're almost there. 379 00:22:56,287 --> 00:22:59,407 Whoa... Let's go! 380 00:23:01,167 --> 00:23:02,727 You've got the wrong man, Constable. 381 00:23:02,767 --> 00:23:04,620 I'm a thief, not a snitch. 382 00:23:06,167 --> 00:23:08,127 Never seen him before. 383 00:23:08,167 --> 00:23:09,540 You didn't even look. 384 00:23:10,887 --> 00:23:12,407 And that bundle of notes? 385 00:23:12,447 --> 00:23:14,527 There's new rules for thieves. 386 00:23:14,567 --> 00:23:16,620 Aren't you meant to be giving all profits to The Assassins' Guild? 387 00:23:18,287 --> 00:23:19,607 Look at it! 388 00:23:22,847 --> 00:23:24,447 This is Stu the Fence. 389 00:23:24,487 --> 00:23:26,207 Says Carcer and Urdo were here. 390 00:23:26,247 --> 00:23:28,127 That's right, isn't it, Stu? 391 00:23:29,007 --> 00:23:30,847 Isn't it, Stu? 392 00:23:30,887 --> 00:23:32,207 Yeah. 393 00:23:32,247 --> 00:23:33,500 Where is he? 394 00:23:35,127 --> 00:23:36,567 Well? 395 00:23:36,607 --> 00:23:38,607 Him and the boss is headed to a lake outside the city. 396 00:23:38,647 --> 00:23:40,607 If you leave now, you might catch them. 397 00:23:58,327 --> 00:23:59,647 Boy... 398 00:23:59,687 --> 00:24:00,687 Boy! 399 00:24:01,399 --> 00:24:02,399 Stop! 400 00:24:05,233 --> 00:24:06,353 What's your name? 401 00:24:09,007 --> 00:24:11,167 Sam. Sam Vimes. 402 00:24:14,087 --> 00:24:18,260 It's too dangerous for you to be out here on your own, Sam. 403 00:24:20,159 --> 00:24:21,839 Mmm. Don't be afraid. 404 00:24:22,899 --> 00:24:23,899 Sam! 405 00:24:25,087 --> 00:24:26,340 Carcer? 406 00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:30,127 Sorry, mister. I have to go. 407 00:24:30,167 --> 00:24:32,687 No wait, both of you! Don't go! 408 00:24:32,727 --> 00:24:34,340 Sam! 409 00:24:36,287 --> 00:24:37,687 It's got a hold of him, too, Cheery. 410 00:24:37,727 --> 00:24:38,727 Hurry. 411 00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:42,927 - Captain. Captain. - Come on, Vimes. Drink. 412 00:24:42,967 --> 00:24:44,300 That's it. 413 00:24:44,647 --> 00:24:45,647 That's it. 414 00:24:48,567 --> 00:24:50,460 Come on. Wake up. Wake up. 415 00:25:04,367 --> 00:25:06,567 Vimes, wake up. Come on, Vimes. 416 00:25:06,607 --> 00:25:08,567 - Vimes! - It's not working. Why's it not working? 417 00:25:08,607 --> 00:25:10,727 It doesn't work, Lady Ramkin. 418 00:25:12,607 --> 00:25:14,100 It doesn't work, Lady Ramkin. 419 00:25:15,687 --> 00:25:17,007 It doesn't work, Lady Ramkin. 420 00:25:17,047 --> 00:25:18,807 Yep, that's it. 421 00:25:18,847 --> 00:25:20,327 Come on, Captain. Come on. 422 00:25:27,687 --> 00:25:28,980 There! 423 00:25:36,367 --> 00:25:37,647 I'm so tired. 424 00:25:39,687 --> 00:25:41,487 Maybe it's time. 425 00:25:43,247 --> 00:25:45,260 Yeah. It's me. 426 00:25:45,946 --> 00:25:46,970 To stop? 427 00:25:46,995 --> 00:25:48,235 Maybe. 428 00:25:48,260 --> 00:25:50,007 Stop what? 429 00:25:50,047 --> 00:25:53,207 Watching, Sam Vimes. Watching. 430 00:25:53,247 --> 00:25:56,940 You don't think I should throw the sword into the lake? 431 00:26:02,527 --> 00:26:04,607 Nothing you ever tried to do works. 432 00:26:06,754 --> 00:26:07,863 Nothing works. 433 00:26:07,887 --> 00:26:08,927 Lady Ramkin... 434 00:26:08,967 --> 00:26:10,287 Lady Ramkin... 435 00:26:13,473 --> 00:26:14,473 Ah! 436 00:26:17,487 --> 00:26:18,967 You can't do it. 437 00:26:26,700 --> 00:26:28,407 You can't change people. 438 00:26:28,447 --> 00:26:30,167 We're caught between too many Thaumic Fields. 439 00:26:30,207 --> 00:26:31,367 That's why he's not coming out of it. 440 00:26:31,407 --> 00:26:32,740 We need to get him clear. 441 00:26:36,035 --> 00:26:37,235 Lady Ramkin? 442 00:26:37,260 --> 00:26:38,700 We need to destroy Wayne. 443 00:26:41,607 --> 00:26:44,447 What were you whispering to him back there? 444 00:26:44,487 --> 00:26:46,007 That doesn't matter. 445 00:26:46,047 --> 00:26:47,487 Don't do this. 446 00:26:47,527 --> 00:26:49,607 I'm going to find the other artefacts. 447 00:26:49,647 --> 00:26:52,567 Control that dragon. And I will make a change. 448 00:26:58,287 --> 00:27:01,207 But I looked into Vetinari's eyes. 449 00:27:01,247 --> 00:27:03,487 And you were afraid of what looked back, 450 00:27:03,527 --> 00:27:06,047 like this dog is afraid of you. 451 00:27:06,087 --> 00:27:08,087 - Afraid of me? - Mmm. 452 00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:09,487 You used to piss on me. 453 00:27:09,527 --> 00:27:12,087 Because it is angry with your kind. 454 00:27:12,127 --> 00:27:14,847 So it pisses on them whenever it can. 455 00:27:14,887 --> 00:27:18,300 Bites anyone who tries to touch it. 456 00:27:28,573 --> 00:27:29,573 Oh. 457 00:27:31,567 --> 00:27:33,087 Stop watching. 458 00:27:33,127 --> 00:27:34,727 Start believing. 459 00:27:34,767 --> 00:27:37,127 So, you're telling me 460 00:27:37,167 --> 00:27:39,300 the worst isn't inevitable? 461 00:27:39,847 --> 00:27:41,807 No. I'm telling you I appear to be 462 00:27:41,847 --> 00:27:43,287 temporarily trapped in a dog. 463 00:27:43,327 --> 00:27:44,794 Oh. 464 00:27:44,834 --> 00:27:48,087 And also, that first part I just said, about believing... 465 00:27:48,127 --> 00:27:49,380 Weren't you listening? 466 00:27:54,327 --> 00:27:55,567 He needs you, Lady Ramkin! 467 00:27:55,607 --> 00:27:57,567 He's got you. He always had. 468 00:28:00,207 --> 00:28:01,607 Come on, Captain. 469 00:28:02,727 --> 00:28:03,727 Come on. 470 00:28:07,087 --> 00:28:08,087 Ah! 471 00:28:54,127 --> 00:28:55,287 No, Cheery. Stop! 472 00:28:55,327 --> 00:28:56,822 It's not real! 473 00:28:56,862 --> 00:28:58,407 Stop! 474 00:28:58,447 --> 00:29:00,167 Stop, please. Stop. 475 00:29:00,207 --> 00:29:01,420 Stop. No! 476 00:29:17,527 --> 00:29:18,820 It's not just what you did... 477 00:29:20,287 --> 00:29:21,687 it's everything you're gonna do. 478 00:29:22,327 --> 00:29:23,647 Take this. 479 00:29:24,567 --> 00:29:25,567 Sam. 480 00:29:27,087 --> 00:29:28,407 Sam. 481 00:29:28,432 --> 00:29:29,620 Sam! 482 00:29:32,527 --> 00:29:34,687 I don't want to throw it all away. 483 00:29:37,887 --> 00:29:38,927 Cheery! 484 00:29:40,727 --> 00:29:41,727 Cheery. 485 00:29:49,327 --> 00:29:50,727 Are we out? Are we out of it? 486 00:29:50,767 --> 00:29:51,767 Yes. 487 00:29:57,767 --> 00:29:59,287 She tried to take it, Captain. 488 00:30:02,367 --> 00:30:05,287 If you want change you need power. 489 00:30:05,327 --> 00:30:08,567 Anybody who wants power that bad 490 00:30:08,607 --> 00:30:10,727 - shouldn't have it. - Well, then. 491 00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:13,340 That would make you the perfect leader, wouldn't it? 492 00:30:24,773 --> 00:30:26,013 Lake's that way. 493 00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:36,847 We have to get to the Captain before them. 494 00:30:54,780 --> 00:30:55,780 Angua? 495 00:30:58,967 --> 00:31:00,807 One. Two. 496 00:31:00,847 --> 00:31:02,007 Three. 497 00:31:02,047 --> 00:31:03,247 Four... 498 00:31:03,287 --> 00:31:04,287 Five... 499 00:31:04,967 --> 00:31:07,247 Six, seven... 500 00:31:07,287 --> 00:31:08,482 - What's going on? - Eight. 501 00:31:08,807 --> 00:31:09,807 Nine. 502 00:31:10,407 --> 00:31:11,487 Ten. 503 00:31:11,527 --> 00:31:13,207 Ready for my birthday surprise! 504 00:31:20,567 --> 00:31:22,367 It's for your own good, Angua. 505 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,400 Don't leave me, Grandma. 506 00:31:28,927 --> 00:31:31,020 Don't leave me! Grandma! 507 00:31:38,887 --> 00:31:41,127 Don't leave me! Please! Come back! 508 00:31:41,167 --> 00:31:42,967 Help me! 509 00:31:49,047 --> 00:31:50,047 Angua! 510 00:31:52,233 --> 00:31:53,393 Angua! 511 00:31:54,927 --> 00:31:55,927 No. 512 00:32:00,607 --> 00:32:02,527 Your Grandma told me to find you. 513 00:32:02,567 --> 00:32:04,287 Gretchen, go away. 514 00:32:04,327 --> 00:32:05,487 It's a trap. 515 00:32:05,527 --> 00:32:07,247 Run away, Gretchen. 516 00:32:07,287 --> 00:32:10,207 It's not safe. Leave now! 517 00:32:10,247 --> 00:32:11,687 Why would I run away from you? 518 00:32:11,727 --> 00:32:13,167 You're my best friend. 519 00:32:16,087 --> 00:32:18,247 No, Gretchen! Go! 520 00:32:18,287 --> 00:32:19,580 I'm not gonna leave you. 521 00:32:43,567 --> 00:32:45,767 It's time you accepted what you are, Angua. 522 00:32:46,647 --> 00:32:48,207 It's in our blood. 523 00:32:48,247 --> 00:32:49,847 Wait till Mother finds out. 524 00:32:51,593 --> 00:32:52,593 Angua. 525 00:32:54,706 --> 00:32:55,706 Darling. 526 00:33:00,447 --> 00:33:01,940 You had to learn. 527 00:33:02,207 --> 00:33:03,767 For the good of the pack, 528 00:33:03,807 --> 00:33:05,487 we can never be friends with humans. 529 00:33:06,933 --> 00:33:07,933 You knew? 530 00:33:10,153 --> 00:33:11,153 Angua... 531 00:33:38,087 --> 00:33:39,967 I can never be friends with humans. 532 00:33:40,266 --> 00:33:41,746 I'm not just a human, 533 00:33:43,099 --> 00:33:44,099 am I? 534 00:33:45,727 --> 00:33:47,380 Like you're not just a werewolf? 535 00:33:48,607 --> 00:33:50,340 And Wayne's not just a sword. 536 00:33:52,847 --> 00:33:54,927 And I'm not gonna run away from you either. 537 00:33:56,247 --> 00:33:57,847 You're in a different pack now. 538 00:34:09,887 --> 00:34:11,527 So if you'll just let me go 539 00:34:11,567 --> 00:34:14,687 I swear I won't say anything to anyone about any of this. 540 00:34:14,727 --> 00:34:16,287 I'll retire to a farm. 541 00:34:16,327 --> 00:34:17,927 Get beaten into a ploughshare, 542 00:34:17,967 --> 00:34:19,527 toil the land until the end of my days. 543 00:34:19,567 --> 00:34:20,967 Just let me go in peace 544 00:34:21,007 --> 00:34:22,487 and we'll say nothing more about it. 545 00:34:22,527 --> 00:34:24,047 What do you say? 546 00:34:24,087 --> 00:34:26,167 It's too dangerous to let the city have you. 547 00:34:26,207 --> 00:34:28,687 - Vimes. - Look, you don't have to do this. 548 00:34:28,727 --> 00:34:30,207 Don't give up on this chance. 549 00:34:30,247 --> 00:34:31,538 You have to do it, Captain. 550 00:34:31,578 --> 00:34:33,607 Shit. Really? 551 00:34:33,647 --> 00:34:35,487 No. No, don't. Please, don't. 552 00:34:35,527 --> 00:34:37,247 There's something I must tell you. 553 00:34:37,287 --> 00:34:43,240 I am your brother! 554 00:34:48,247 --> 00:34:49,960 It's a Lady of the Lake. 555 00:34:50,899 --> 00:34:51,899 A what? 556 00:34:53,532 --> 00:34:55,980 Ladies form in magically contaminated water. 557 00:34:58,087 --> 00:35:01,167 I am not your brother! 558 00:35:04,639 --> 00:35:05,900 Bollocks. 559 00:35:07,127 --> 00:35:09,527 Behold. 560 00:35:09,567 --> 00:35:10,847 Oh, great. 561 00:35:10,887 --> 00:35:12,887 The Lady has spoken. 562 00:35:12,927 --> 00:35:15,567 Why aren't you wearing decent boots? 563 00:35:15,607 --> 00:35:16,583 Oh, yeah, that's right. 564 00:35:16,607 --> 00:35:18,807 "My boots cost $10." 565 00:35:18,847 --> 00:35:20,447 Hey, hey, hey. Don't move, Captain. Don't move. 566 00:35:20,487 --> 00:35:22,647 Shits on a bit, doesn't he? 567 00:35:22,687 --> 00:35:24,287 It's just at the edge. 568 00:35:24,327 --> 00:35:25,727 I think she was actually aiming for your toe. 569 00:35:25,767 --> 00:35:27,020 Now look at you. 570 00:35:31,367 --> 00:35:33,047 She doesn't want us to throw him away. 571 00:35:33,087 --> 00:35:34,180 Well, what does she want? 572 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,000 I don't know. 573 00:35:51,087 --> 00:35:53,607 What should we do with the swo... 574 00:35:53,647 --> 00:35:55,020 You have to use her title. 575 00:35:55,687 --> 00:35:56,847 - Lady of the... - Lady... 576 00:35:57,688 --> 00:35:58,928 ...of the Lake. 577 00:35:58,953 --> 00:36:00,753 And ask a specific question. 578 00:36:02,367 --> 00:36:03,767 Is Vimes 579 00:36:03,807 --> 00:36:05,540 right to get rid of the sword? 580 00:36:10,207 --> 00:36:11,460 Well, that's a no. 581 00:36:15,993 --> 00:36:17,180 Lady of the Lake... 582 00:36:18,367 --> 00:36:19,740 If I don't do this... 583 00:36:20,407 --> 00:36:22,780 What happens in the future? 584 00:36:23,626 --> 00:36:24,866 To the city? 585 00:36:25,287 --> 00:36:26,287 To us? 586 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,000 To me? 587 00:36:32,847 --> 00:36:34,460 I'd be disappointed with that. 588 00:36:38,619 --> 00:36:39,619 Wait. 589 00:36:41,706 --> 00:36:43,106 Resist? 590 00:36:48,727 --> 00:36:50,460 I think this one's real. 591 00:36:54,287 --> 00:36:55,740 Oh, it's very real. 592 00:36:58,847 --> 00:37:01,527 You said it's not just what I did. 593 00:37:01,567 --> 00:37:03,140 It's what am I gonna do. 594 00:37:03,727 --> 00:37:05,207 What am I gonna do? 595 00:37:05,247 --> 00:37:06,620 Nothing now. 596 00:37:28,327 --> 00:37:30,780 Move! That way. Go! 597 00:37:33,247 --> 00:37:35,047 - The sword. - There's too many of them. Come on. 598 00:37:35,087 --> 00:37:36,325 Get into to that. Whatever it is. 599 00:37:58,007 --> 00:37:59,767 - Ah! - What the hell is it? 600 00:37:59,807 --> 00:38:01,487 I have no idea. 601 00:38:01,527 --> 00:38:03,367 Destroying the sword wasn't Vetinari's order, was it, Captain? 602 00:38:05,007 --> 00:38:07,967 Why did the Lady of the Lake throw it back to me? 603 00:38:08,007 --> 00:38:11,047 Because she knew it would be in the right hands. 604 00:38:11,087 --> 00:38:12,780 We can't throw this away. 605 00:38:18,527 --> 00:38:20,287 Now you really are Captain. 606 00:38:20,327 --> 00:38:22,420 And this time, stay here. 607 00:38:22,927 --> 00:38:24,607 All of you. Right? 608 00:38:35,807 --> 00:38:37,167 Can you fellas... 609 00:38:39,967 --> 00:38:42,207 Sir, before you do 610 00:38:42,247 --> 00:38:43,807 whatever it is you're gonna do with me, 611 00:38:43,847 --> 00:38:46,727 I'd like to recommend Corporal Angua 612 00:38:46,767 --> 00:38:48,087 for promotion to Captain. 613 00:38:48,127 --> 00:38:50,927 Between her, Cheery and the kid 614 00:38:50,967 --> 00:38:52,287 you've got everything you need. 615 00:38:52,327 --> 00:38:53,407 I refuse. 616 00:38:53,447 --> 00:38:55,247 This pack doesn't leave anyone behind. 617 00:38:55,287 --> 00:38:56,767 And if you're gonna be punished... 618 00:38:56,807 --> 00:38:58,660 Then so are we. 619 00:38:59,287 --> 00:39:00,767 The Watch doesn't work without you, Captain. 620 00:39:06,127 --> 00:39:08,620 Lady Sybil Ramkin. 621 00:39:08,887 --> 00:39:11,487 Lord Havelock Vetinari. 622 00:39:11,527 --> 00:39:15,007 Unusual company you've been keeping. 623 00:39:15,047 --> 00:39:17,847 They care very deeply about the future of this city. 624 00:39:17,887 --> 00:39:19,607 As much as you do, Lady Ramkin? 625 00:39:19,647 --> 00:39:21,260 I do what I must. 626 00:39:21,847 --> 00:39:22,967 And now this? 627 00:39:23,007 --> 00:39:24,647 And now this. 628 00:39:24,687 --> 00:39:26,927 The inhumation of an aristocrat 629 00:39:26,967 --> 00:39:28,807 in Ankh-Morpork 630 00:39:28,847 --> 00:39:32,007 would be quite unremarkable, Lady Ramkin. 631 00:39:32,847 --> 00:39:34,567 The sudden disappearance 632 00:39:34,607 --> 00:39:37,247 of the only people willing to sacrifice themselves 633 00:39:37,287 --> 00:39:39,207 for the sake of others wouldn't be, 634 00:39:39,247 --> 00:39:40,247 Lord Vetinari. 635 00:39:44,087 --> 00:39:45,260 I see. 636 00:39:52,687 --> 00:39:54,407 Captain Vimes. 637 00:39:54,447 --> 00:39:56,047 I would like you 638 00:39:56,087 --> 00:39:59,020 and your brave officers 639 00:39:59,767 --> 00:40:01,967 to arrest the Head of The Thieves' Guild 640 00:40:02,007 --> 00:40:04,047 and anybody else 641 00:40:04,087 --> 00:40:06,740 who aided the fugitive Carcer Dun. 642 00:40:07,487 --> 00:40:10,500 You want us to declare war? 643 00:40:10,927 --> 00:40:13,327 To sacrifice yourself 644 00:40:13,367 --> 00:40:15,540 for the sake of others. 645 00:40:18,527 --> 00:40:21,607 Oh, and would you retrieve the sword if you can? 646 00:40:21,647 --> 00:40:24,367 I care very deeply about the future of this city. 647 00:40:41,967 --> 00:40:43,487 Cheery fixed it. Look. 648 00:40:43,527 --> 00:40:45,487 You were right. It is for walking. 649 00:40:45,527 --> 00:40:47,180 The prisoner can walk himself now. 650 00:40:47,847 --> 00:40:49,460 He won't need us to do it. 651 00:40:50,807 --> 00:40:52,060 Heads up, team. 652 00:40:52,407 --> 00:40:53,487 Constable Carrot, 653 00:40:53,527 --> 00:40:55,247 when you first got here 654 00:40:55,287 --> 00:40:57,287 you tried to arrest the Head of the Thieves' Guild. 655 00:40:57,327 --> 00:40:59,087 Now you're gonna get to do it for real. 656 00:40:59,127 --> 00:41:01,327 So you better be ready. 657 00:41:01,367 --> 00:41:03,340 You all better be ready, 658 00:41:03,887 --> 00:41:06,660 'cause I have no idea how this is gonna go. 659 00:41:07,127 --> 00:41:09,087 Most importantly, 660 00:41:09,127 --> 00:41:11,140 who gets to shout, "This is a raid?" 661 00:41:12,487 --> 00:41:13,487 Me? 662 00:41:14,287 --> 00:41:16,167 Well... Only if you insist. 663 00:41:16,207 --> 00:41:18,780 I brought this old thing, just in case. 664 00:41:19,607 --> 00:41:20,967 Hmm. 665 00:41:26,647 --> 00:41:27,820 Cheery. 666 00:41:30,687 --> 00:41:32,700 What were you talking about with the sword? 667 00:41:35,847 --> 00:41:37,927 I know what "the dark in the dark" means, Lady Ramkin. 668 00:41:39,607 --> 00:41:41,247 It's how we find the next artefact. 669 00:41:42,287 --> 00:41:43,820 And it terrifies me. 670 00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:49,160 CREDITS