1
00:00:04,033 --> 00:00:06,279
It is so nice to be out of quarantine

2
00:00:06,280 --> 00:00:07,878
and back running this store.

3
00:00:07,879 --> 00:00:10,613
God, I so missed talking
to real people.

4
00:00:10,614 --> 00:00:12,205
You know, sometimes I pretended

5
00:00:12,206 --> 00:00:14,749
that the Nativity
figurines in my garage

6
00:00:14,785 --> 00:00:16,451
were you guys.

7
00:00:16,486 --> 00:00:18,186
You were the baby Jesus.

8
00:00:18,221 --> 00:00:20,487
That's... great. Thank you.

9
00:00:20,746 --> 00:00:21,856
Hey, sorry about that.

10
00:00:21,892 --> 00:00:23,793
I got lost hate-watching
a James Corden clip

11
00:00:23,799 --> 00:00:24,813
at the gas pump.

12
00:00:24,847 --> 00:00:25,855
Ooh, I love him.

13
00:00:25,857 --> 00:00:26,864
He has a British accent,

14
00:00:26,870 --> 00:00:29,130
but you can tell
he's not smarter than you.

15
00:00:29,166 --> 00:00:31,931
Hey, I thought you'd be back
in your blue polo today.

16
00:00:32,028 --> 00:00:33,327
Not that it matters.

17
00:00:33,537 --> 00:00:35,537
What am I doing? I totally spaced.

18
00:00:35,572 --> 00:00:37,039
You know what?
I'll change after the meeting.

19
00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:39,440
Oh, no rush. Okay.

20
00:00:39,643 --> 00:00:42,407
We've got a really exciting
COVID announcement.

21
00:00:42,439 --> 00:00:43,965
Oh, my God, is it over?

22
00:00:44,014 --> 00:00:46,147
I don't know about you guys,
but COVID has been,

23
00:00:46,183 --> 00:00:47,549
like, super annoying for me.

24
00:00:47,590 --> 00:00:49,117
Huh, yeah, now that you mention it,

25
00:00:49,119 --> 00:00:50,852
I'd have to give it a thumbs down.

26
00:00:50,987 --> 00:00:53,621
No, it's that we no
longer have to sanitize

27
00:00:53,657 --> 00:00:55,759
the conveyor belts
after every customer.

28
00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:56,791
Just hourly.

29
00:00:56,827 --> 00:00:58,590
Actually, Dina already told us that.

30
00:00:58,594 --> 00:01:00,711
Yeah, I covered the COVID
protocols yesterday.

31
00:01:00,750 --> 00:01:01,983
Everyone is up to speed.

32
00:01:02,078 --> 00:01:03,898
Okay, how did you even see that email?

33
00:01:03,900 --> 00:01:05,700
'Cause that's for managers only.

34
00:01:05,702 --> 00:01:06,806
They must've left me on the list.

35
00:01:06,812 --> 00:01:07,898
It was probably an oversight.

36
00:01:07,900 --> 00:01:08,967
I'll make sure they take me off.

37
00:01:08,968 --> 00:01:11,068
Okay, well, whenever
you get around to it.

38
00:01:11,575 --> 00:01:13,739
Though, you know,
I wouldn't leave it too long.

39
00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:16,894
Maybe you could do it when
you go to change pretty soon.

40
00:01:17,747 --> 00:01:18,747
Hey, Dina,

41
00:01:18,748 --> 00:01:21,182
somebody parked
their Volvo in your spot.

42
00:01:21,218 --> 00:01:24,586
No, Ken, that's my car.
That's the managers spot.

43
00:01:24,621 --> 00:01:26,533
Oh, I thought it looked familiar.

44
00:01:26,576 --> 00:01:28,045
Anyway, Dina, don't worry about it.

45
00:01:28,058 --> 00:01:29,424
They're towing it right now.

46
00:01:29,632 --> 00:01:30,993
They towed my car!?

47
00:01:31,329 --> 00:01:36,229
credits

48
00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:38,566
Hey, guys.

49
00:01:38,981 --> 00:01:39,982
I'm collecting donations.

50
00:01:39,983 --> 00:01:43,572
My vet said my cat, Biscuit,
needs balloon valvuloplasty.

51
00:01:43,841 --> 00:01:45,265
What is that? Like, implants?

52
00:01:45,347 --> 00:01:47,776
No, it's more of a lifesaving thing.

53
00:01:48,064 --> 00:01:50,212
Anyway, we're still 900 short

54
00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:51,781
after the $5 coupon we got

55
00:01:51,828 --> 00:01:53,248
from liking their page on Facebook,

56
00:01:53,283 --> 00:01:55,851
so if anybody wants to chip in...

57
00:02:00,163 --> 00:02:02,124
Aw, I forgot my wallet.

58
00:02:02,514 --> 00:02:04,860
This shape in my pocket is a Clif Bar.

59
00:02:05,448 --> 00:02:06,758
I'm low on cash.

60
00:02:06,759 --> 00:02:09,093
You know, 'cause
everything's digital now.

61
00:02:09,128 --> 00:02:11,162
That's it. Hold the line.

62
00:02:11,397 --> 00:02:12,411
I get it.

63
00:02:12,652 --> 00:02:15,411
I mean, Biscuit is
kinda like a daughter to me,

64
00:02:15,412 --> 00:02:17,551
but I guess putting down your daughter

65
00:02:17,552 --> 00:02:18,744
is just a part of life.

66
00:02:19,062 --> 00:02:21,296
Damn, are you trying
to raise money or win an Oscar?

67
00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:24,480
Sorry, I should've saved that
for a private text.

68
00:02:24,749 --> 00:02:27,028
I'll chip in. Here's 20...

69
00:02:27,324 --> 00:02:28,977
no, 40.

70
00:02:30,267 --> 00:02:32,190
Wow, thank you.

71
00:02:32,416 --> 00:02:34,816
I'd feel guilty too
if I tried to kill that cat.

72
00:02:35,193 --> 00:02:36,526
This isn't about that.

73
00:02:36,554 --> 00:02:37,628
Guys, we're a family,

74
00:02:37,630 --> 00:02:39,461
and we have to be there for each other,

75
00:02:39,463 --> 00:02:41,705
and Sandra would be there for any of us

76
00:02:41,892 --> 00:02:43,659
if we had a gross, sick cat.

77
00:02:43,834 --> 00:02:45,834
I guess that's a valid point

78
00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:47,697
from Carol,

79
00:02:48,352 --> 00:02:51,427
and it looks like I don't have
anything smaller than a 20.

80
00:02:51,535 --> 00:02:53,230
So good.

81
00:02:53,231 --> 00:02:55,592
I mean, Tita Irma has
hella cataracts right now,

82
00:02:55,593 --> 00:02:57,352
but sure, let me spend
my money on this.

83
00:02:57,895 --> 00:03:00,470
Way to get the ball rolling, Carol.

84
00:03:02,039 --> 00:03:04,206
Look, get out of here.
I'll see you tomorrow.

85
00:03:07,918 --> 00:03:09,150
Where's Nia going?

86
00:03:09,152 --> 00:03:10,618
Oh, I'm sending her home.

87
00:03:10,900 --> 00:03:12,225
Food poisoning. Yeah.

88
00:03:12,226 --> 00:03:14,114
Flooding in the attic and the basement.

89
00:03:14,378 --> 00:03:17,346
Okay, but it's the manager's job

90
00:03:17,688 --> 00:03:18,764
to dismiss people.

91
00:03:18,822 --> 00:03:20,622
Oh, Glenn, you're overthinking this.

92
00:03:20,661 --> 00:03:21,895
No, I'm not trying to be the manager.

93
00:03:21,896 --> 00:03:23,776
I just came into the
bathroom, found her yakking,

94
00:03:23,777 --> 00:03:25,134
and so I'm sending her home.

95
00:03:25,409 --> 00:03:27,307
Yeah, but still, it should be me.

96
00:03:27,371 --> 00:03:29,838
Nia, could you come
back here for a minute?

97
00:03:30,214 --> 00:03:31,847
- Yeah, what's up?
- Yeah, sorry.

98
00:03:31,849 --> 00:03:35,284
I just wanna check
a few things before you go.

99
00:03:35,613 --> 00:03:37,417
What kind of symptoms
have you been having?

100
00:03:37,419 --> 00:03:38,915
I've already been
through this with her.

101
00:03:39,063 --> 00:03:41,564
Yeah, I honestly think
I just need to see the doctor.

102
00:03:42,186 --> 00:03:44,118
I'd say you just need
to see the manager.

103
00:03:44,134 --> 00:03:46,742
So, um, have you been feeling feverish?

104
00:03:46,744 --> 00:03:49,111
You know, any chills?

105
00:03:49,893 --> 00:03:51,192
Knuckle stiffness?

106
00:03:51,194 --> 00:03:52,854
- Stiff knuckles?
Which would indicate...

107
00:03:53,097 --> 00:03:54,445
Well, you don't wanna have 'em,

108
00:03:54,446 --> 00:03:55,486
I can tell you that.

109
00:03:55,487 --> 00:03:57,071
My knuckles are fine.

110
00:03:57,331 --> 00:04:00,306
And... and... and
the food that you ate,

111
00:04:00,307 --> 00:04:04,288
was it sort of smelling
funky like a rotting meat

112
00:04:04,289 --> 00:04:05,608
with, like, a skin sorta...

113
00:04:05,609 --> 00:04:07,202
Oh, God!

114
00:04:07,899 --> 00:04:09,085
Oh, um...

115
00:04:09,927 --> 00:04:12,027
Kay, manager's assessment is over.

116
00:04:13,171 --> 00:04:15,818
Uh, you may go home.

117
00:04:16,728 --> 00:04:17,741
Hi there.

118
00:04:17,981 --> 00:04:19,941
I would like to return this.

119
00:04:19,942 --> 00:04:22,076
Yeah, we don't take
people's personal inventions.

120
00:04:22,111 --> 00:04:24,292
Oh, no, it's a dialysis machine.

121
00:04:24,546 --> 00:04:25,692
I don't need it anymore.

122
00:04:25,722 --> 00:04:26,805
My transplant took,

123
00:04:26,806 --> 00:04:28,617
and I'm producing an
obscene amount of urine.

124
00:04:28,970 --> 00:04:30,837
Okay, well, we don't sell those here,

125
00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:33,072
so you're just gonna have to
take it back to wherever you got it.

126
00:04:33,073 --> 00:04:36,699
Well, actually, the new
Cloud 9 policy states

127
00:04:36,700 --> 00:04:39,018
that any item sold by Zephra

128
00:04:39,019 --> 00:04:40,891
or a Zephra subsidiary

129
00:04:41,128 --> 00:04:43,795
must be accepted as a return.

130
00:04:43,831 --> 00:04:45,431
See that? See?

131
00:04:45,746 --> 00:04:46,746
Uh, okay.

132
00:04:46,754 --> 00:04:49,011
I mean, I'm assuming
that that is what it says.

133
00:04:49,013 --> 00:04:50,774
- Where did you get it?
- Ojai Medical,

134
00:04:50,775 --> 00:04:52,682
which is owned by Malachite Solutions,

135
00:04:53,073 --> 00:04:56,541
whose parent company is... Zephra.

136
00:04:56,577 --> 00:04:59,599
Okay, didn't realize Zephra
was in the medical game.

137
00:05:00,154 --> 00:05:02,688
Also never cared or thought about it.

138
00:05:03,116 --> 00:05:04,537
So let's do this, my man.

139
00:05:04,958 --> 00:05:06,981
On it. Just give me one second here.

140
00:05:09,823 --> 00:05:11,389
Hmm.

141
00:05:11,425 --> 00:05:12,482
Wait.

142
00:05:12,483 --> 00:05:14,059
Why is it... wait.

143
00:05:14,094 --> 00:05:15,260
Oh.

144
00:05:15,295 --> 00:05:17,153
Maybe you need to call on somebody

145
00:05:17,159 --> 00:05:18,535
who's a little more tech savvy.

146
00:05:18,536 --> 00:05:20,165
What? I am tech savvy.

147
00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:21,812
Okay, I have three monitors at home.

148
00:05:21,813 --> 00:05:23,899
I haven't minimized a
window in four years.

149
00:05:23,900 --> 00:05:25,337
Okay, why don't you just go

150
00:05:25,372 --> 00:05:26,893
browse around the
store for a little bit?

151
00:05:26,894 --> 00:05:29,874
Right, yeah, I go browse,
maybe I find a towel I like,

152
00:05:29,875 --> 00:05:32,216
I buy it, then you're laughing
all the way to the bank.

153
00:05:32,345 --> 00:05:34,833
Yes, I benefit greatly
from you buying a towel.

154
00:05:41,822 --> 00:05:44,486
Hey, Cheyenne, if you had a work issue

155
00:05:44,487 --> 00:05:47,276
you needed to resolve,
you'd come see me, right?

156
00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:49,009
Yeah, if I couldn't find Dina.

157
00:05:49,363 --> 00:05:51,429
But I'm the manager!

158
00:05:51,727 --> 00:05:54,346
God, I mean, if Dina's
gonna handle everything,

159
00:05:54,347 --> 00:05:55,615
I don't even know what I'm doing here.

160
00:05:55,616 --> 00:05:56,816
I should go back to my garage.

161
00:05:56,817 --> 00:06:00,044
Aw, no. We totally need you here.

162
00:06:00,045 --> 00:06:02,346
Like, you know, to sign for things

163
00:06:02,347 --> 00:06:05,318
and tell us how much milk used to cost.

164
00:06:06,234 --> 00:06:09,125
Okay, I just wish Dina would
stick to loss prevention.

165
00:06:09,324 --> 00:06:10,519
That is her thing.

166
00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:12,287
Yeah, she's obsessed.

167
00:06:12,322 --> 00:06:14,656
One time she chased a guy
who was stealing a phone,

168
00:06:14,691 --> 00:06:16,658
and he crashed into an endcap,

169
00:06:16,693 --> 00:06:19,661
and his knee, like,
popped through his skin.

170
00:06:19,696 --> 00:06:22,664
Oh, there was, like,
knee goo everywhere.

171
00:06:22,699 --> 00:06:24,603
She was literally glowing.

172
00:06:24,604 --> 00:06:25,767
Yeah, yeah.

173
00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:28,025
She really does love security.

174
00:06:29,174 --> 00:06:31,606
Maybe she just needs a little reminder.

175
00:06:33,467 --> 00:06:34,472
Cheyenne?

176
00:06:34,988 --> 00:06:36,262
Oh, yeah. Sorry.

177
00:06:36,263 --> 00:06:38,565
I was still thinking about
that guy's exploded kneecap.

178
00:06:39,046 --> 00:06:40,394
I'd show you a photo,

179
00:06:40,395 --> 00:06:42,742
but the stupid paramedics were
blocking most of the shots.

180
00:06:46,170 --> 00:06:47,170
Dina?

181
00:06:47,171 --> 00:06:48,920
I just found this in the store.

182
00:06:48,921 --> 00:06:50,821
We need to deal with that immediately.

183
00:06:51,275 --> 00:06:53,791
"This is a threat.
The store is in grave danger."

184
00:06:53,793 --> 00:06:54,804
Grave danger!

185
00:06:54,945 --> 00:06:56,578
That's, like, the worst kind of danger.

186
00:06:56,579 --> 00:06:58,649
You know, we need to beef up security,

187
00:06:58,915 --> 00:07:00,314
get this place on lockdown

188
00:07:00,316 --> 00:07:02,482
till we figure out what is going on.

189
00:07:02,484 --> 00:07:05,118
Well, I mean, you do,
'cause you're head of security.

190
00:07:05,169 --> 00:07:06,269
I don't know about this.

191
00:07:06,270 --> 00:07:07,547
I mean, it's a pretty short message,

192
00:07:07,548 --> 00:07:09,299
and there aren't even any demands.

193
00:07:09,580 --> 00:07:11,680
Huh. Maybe they were in a rush.

194
00:07:12,062 --> 00:07:14,103
More to factor in
to your investigation.

195
00:07:14,698 --> 00:07:16,258
Cut out letters from a magazine?

196
00:07:16,259 --> 00:07:17,607
What is this, "Scooby-Doo"?

197
00:07:18,107 --> 00:07:19,707
Nah, I think someone's
just screwing with us.

198
00:07:19,742 --> 00:07:21,925
Probably a kid or, you know, an adult

199
00:07:21,926 --> 00:07:24,506
with a recent traumatic brain injury.

200
00:07:24,507 --> 00:07:26,647
Some dumb-ass spent
a half an hour on that thing.

201
00:07:28,585 --> 00:07:30,107
You didn't have to crumple it.

202
00:07:31,587 --> 00:07:32,851
Hey, guys.

203
00:07:33,434 --> 00:07:34,855
I thought you all should know,

204
00:07:34,891 --> 00:07:37,791
20 minutes ago at 1:37 P.M.,

205
00:07:38,428 --> 00:07:40,061
Biscuit took her last breath.

206
00:07:40,136 --> 00:07:42,103
Aw, damn.

207
00:07:42,298 --> 00:07:43,786
I'm so sorry, Sandra.

208
00:07:44,272 --> 00:07:47,438
We all wish we could just
rip that pain out of your body,

209
00:07:47,474 --> 00:07:49,340
shove up right up inside ourselves,

210
00:07:49,376 --> 00:07:50,651
and claim it as our own.

211
00:07:51,216 --> 00:07:52,877
Yeah.

212
00:07:53,513 --> 00:07:55,198
- Maybe.
- Thanks.

213
00:07:55,221 --> 00:07:57,121
I need to handle some of her affairs,

214
00:07:57,123 --> 00:08:00,039
but I really appreciate
all of your support.

215
00:08:05,292 --> 00:08:07,859
God, that is so sad.

216
00:08:07,933 --> 00:08:09,579
Yep, yep.

217
00:08:09,783 --> 00:08:12,201
Real sad.

218
00:08:12,752 --> 00:08:15,202
So when she says
Biscuit didn't make it,

219
00:08:15,353 --> 00:08:16,814
do we think the cat had the procedure

220
00:08:16,815 --> 00:08:17,963
and didn't survive

221
00:08:17,964 --> 00:08:19,395
or that it died beforehand?

222
00:08:19,706 --> 00:08:21,172
It does seem unlikely

223
00:08:21,207 --> 00:08:23,541
that a procedure would be
scheduled so quickly.

224
00:08:23,576 --> 00:08:26,861
Which means she probably
didn't get a chance

225
00:08:26,862 --> 00:08:28,413
to use the money we all gave her.

226
00:08:28,448 --> 00:08:30,014
Not that that's my focus right now.

227
00:08:30,049 --> 00:08:33,284
- This is bunk, man!
- I want my 40 bucks back.

228
00:08:33,319 --> 00:08:35,586
That's two seasons
of "Ray Donovan" on Blu-ray.

229
00:08:35,622 --> 00:08:37,255
See? This is why they say

230
00:08:37,290 --> 00:08:39,257
never spend money on a coworker's pet.

231
00:08:39,292 --> 00:08:41,796
That's, like, a saying?

232
00:08:42,575 --> 00:08:43,661
What the hell, Bo?

233
00:08:43,696 --> 00:08:45,430
You can't keep having
Titus and Frisco over.

234
00:08:45,465 --> 00:08:46,875
They ruin all our stuff!

235
00:08:47,095 --> 00:08:49,886
Frisco already jacked up
our toilet by flushing a scarf.

236
00:08:49,887 --> 00:08:52,499
Well, that was a different Frisco!

237
00:08:52,987 --> 00:08:54,000
Sorry, Glenn.

238
00:08:54,036 --> 00:08:56,197
Bo's friends are just being lunatics.

239
00:08:56,198 --> 00:08:58,338
I can't help it that my
friends are all wild and stuff.

240
00:08:58,859 --> 00:09:01,560
You know, Bo, if your friends
are really that crazy,

241
00:09:01,595 --> 00:09:03,829
I might have a proposition for them,

242
00:09:03,864 --> 00:09:06,064
but it would need to stay between us.

243
00:09:06,100 --> 00:09:07,533
Yeah, I got you.

244
00:09:07,568 --> 00:09:08,867
Okay, what you got, White Mamba?

245
00:09:08,903 --> 00:09:10,769
Well, I was just wondering, you know,

246
00:09:10,804 --> 00:09:13,105
if maybe they'd be up
for a little mischief.

247
00:09:13,140 --> 00:09:15,374
You know, being a little naughty.

248
00:09:15,409 --> 00:09:17,514
Yo, not to be rude or anything,

249
00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:20,546
but I don't think my boys would
be down to bang some old dude.

250
00:09:20,581 --> 00:09:21,747
- What!?
- Okay, I don't know.

251
00:09:21,782 --> 00:09:24,049
Maybe if the price is right.
I don't know. I'll ask 'em.

252
00:09:24,084 --> 00:09:25,117
What? No, chill, Bo.

253
00:09:25,152 --> 00:09:27,003
This isn't a sex thing.

254
00:09:27,782 --> 00:09:29,322
- I don't think.
- It isn't.

255
00:09:29,323 --> 00:09:30,427
No, we're...

256
00:09:30,428 --> 00:09:32,638
We're checking store security

257
00:09:32,679 --> 00:09:34,979
for weaknesses so we can improve.

258
00:09:35,095 --> 00:09:37,729
You know, and I just thought
maybe your friends could

259
00:09:37,765 --> 00:09:40,370
come around and see
what they can get away with.

260
00:09:40,741 --> 00:09:41,958
Yeah, okay. I feel you.

261
00:09:42,276 --> 00:09:44,207
We got you on this, all right?
I'll hit 'em up.

262
00:09:44,481 --> 00:09:45,508
Okay, great.

263
00:09:45,561 --> 00:09:46,672
But to be clear,

264
00:09:46,707 --> 00:09:49,575
I am not interested
in having sex with anyone

265
00:09:49,610 --> 00:09:51,427
other than my wife, Jerusha.

266
00:09:52,319 --> 00:09:54,664
You want me to put that out there too?

267
00:09:55,494 --> 00:09:57,761
No, I get that that's the code

268
00:09:57,810 --> 00:09:59,852
for the dialysis machine
in Zephra's system,

269
00:09:59,853 --> 00:10:02,539
but on Cloud 9's computer,
it only comes up as grapes.

270
00:10:03,657 --> 00:10:05,757
- Who cares what kind of grapes?
- Hey.

271
00:10:05,793 --> 00:10:07,926
Did you know that
Megan Fox hates salmon?

272
00:10:07,962 --> 00:10:09,086
Shh.

273
00:10:09,136 --> 00:10:10,869
Look, I already talked to logistics.

274
00:10:11,098 --> 00:10:13,198
Okay, well, maybe they
miraculously came up

275
00:10:13,233 --> 00:10:15,260
with an answer to my question
since 20 minutes ago.

276
00:10:16,128 --> 00:10:18,555
Oh, they're finally replacing
you with a robot, huh?

277
00:10:18,556 --> 00:10:19,987
Very funny.

278
00:10:19,988 --> 00:10:21,288
No, I've just been spending all morning

279
00:10:21,289 --> 00:10:23,370
trying to help this dude return
an entire medical device.

280
00:10:23,371 --> 00:10:25,319
It's just taking me a little
while to figure this out.

281
00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:26,674
Oh, wow.

282
00:10:27,108 --> 00:10:29,175
I always thought that you were,
like, a tech whiz or something,

283
00:10:30,433 --> 00:10:31,667
but I guess I was dead wrong on that.

284
00:10:31,695 --> 00:10:35,053
No, I am, but you can't
just change the return policy

285
00:10:35,166 --> 00:10:36,833
without telling the people
who do the damn returns.

286
00:10:36,834 --> 00:10:38,786
Okay, calm down, slugger.
I'll get Preeti over here.

287
00:10:38,787 --> 00:10:39,886
She's a whiz. Hey, Preeti!

288
00:10:39,922 --> 00:10:41,747
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You don't need to do that.

289
00:10:41,748 --> 00:10:42,856
I got this, okay?

290
00:10:42,891 --> 00:10:44,657
It's just... I'm basically almost done.

291
00:10:44,757 --> 00:10:45,790
Seriously.

292
00:10:45,825 --> 00:10:46,975
Well, if you're sure.

293
00:10:46,976 --> 00:10:48,328
Never mind, Preeti!

294
00:10:48,329 --> 00:10:50,522
I thought I had a use for
your computer science degree,

295
00:10:50,523 --> 00:10:51,542
but nope.

296
00:10:51,564 --> 00:10:53,059
Keep mopping up that blood.

297
00:10:54,514 --> 00:10:56,444
Hey, girl, how you holding up?

298
00:10:56,445 --> 00:10:58,232
Yeah, we are so sorry.

299
00:10:58,233 --> 00:10:59,931
Thanks. I'm okay.

300
00:10:59,932 --> 00:11:01,892
Great. That's really great.

301
00:11:01,894 --> 00:11:03,950
I mean, not great.

302
00:11:03,957 --> 00:11:06,658
Ah... Biscuit is still...

303
00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:10,722
Ah... so how did it all go down?

304
00:11:10,723 --> 00:11:13,516
You know, like, I'm just trying
to wrap my head around

305
00:11:13,517 --> 00:11:16,183
the exact chain of events.

306
00:11:16,382 --> 00:11:17,778
Jonah, come on.

307
00:11:17,910 --> 00:11:19,598
The last thing Sandra needs right now

308
00:11:19,599 --> 00:11:21,809
is to relive Biscuit's
expensive procedure.

309
00:11:22,195 --> 00:11:24,729
Actually, Biscuit didn't
get to have the procedure.

310
00:11:24,831 --> 00:11:28,675
She was with Jerry when she
just kind of keeled over.

311
00:11:30,449 --> 00:11:31,489
Oh.

312
00:11:31,490 --> 00:11:33,020
You guys are probably
wondering what happened

313
00:11:33,021 --> 00:11:34,952
to all that money y'all donated.

314
00:11:34,953 --> 00:11:36,397
- What? No.
- We would...

315
00:11:36,398 --> 00:11:38,782
no, that did not even cross our minds.

316
00:11:38,783 --> 00:11:40,292
Forgot if I even put in any.

317
00:11:40,293 --> 00:11:41,761
I don't remember if...

318
00:11:41,762 --> 00:11:43,495
I did. I definitely chipped in. I did.

319
00:11:43,496 --> 00:11:45,210
Well, don't worry.

320
00:11:46,045 --> 00:11:47,644
The money went to a good place.

321
00:11:48,921 --> 00:11:50,244
It's Biscuit.

322
00:11:50,850 --> 00:11:52,149
Uh, what?

323
00:11:52,592 --> 00:11:55,298
The vet's office recommended
this thing called eternalizing

324
00:11:55,602 --> 00:11:56,770
where they take your pet's remains,

325
00:11:56,771 --> 00:11:58,699
and they turn it into a diamond.

326
00:11:59,232 --> 00:12:00,931
Now she'll be with me forever.

327
00:12:00,967 --> 00:12:02,030
Isn't that amazing?

328
00:12:02,762 --> 00:12:05,392
Wow, look what you did there. That's...

329
00:12:05,852 --> 00:12:07,085
that is just...

330
00:12:07,573 --> 00:12:08,810
wow...

331
00:12:11,438 --> 00:12:13,391
We didn't give her money for a diamond.

332
00:12:13,458 --> 00:12:15,333
I wouldn't even buy myself a diamond

333
00:12:15,334 --> 00:12:16,867
even though it goes
perfectly with my brand.

334
00:12:17,034 --> 00:12:18,700
Look, guys, maybe we should just

335
00:12:18,736 --> 00:12:19,835
cut Sandra a little slack.

336
00:12:19,870 --> 00:12:20,969
You know, she's grieving.

337
00:12:21,005 --> 00:12:22,971
I'm grieving the $4 I kicked in.

338
00:12:23,007 --> 00:12:24,117
You only gave four?

339
00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:26,644
I gave two $2 bills, man.
That's a big deal.

340
00:12:26,645 --> 00:12:27,982
Okay, we need to get our money back.

341
00:12:27,983 --> 00:12:29,840
Maybe she could ask for a refund.

342
00:12:30,221 --> 00:12:31,298
How's that gonna work?

343
00:12:31,299 --> 00:12:32,806
"Here, I'm giving back the diamond

344
00:12:32,807 --> 00:12:34,553
that has fried pieces of my cat in it."

345
00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:36,415
Let's all just relax, okay?

346
00:12:36,416 --> 00:12:39,703
I mean, one way to look
at it is, we all donated

347
00:12:39,704 --> 00:12:41,579
so that Biscuit could be
around a little bit longer,

348
00:12:41,580 --> 00:12:43,584
and now Biscuit's around for eternity,

349
00:12:43,585 --> 00:12:46,410
so, you know, good return
on our investment.

350
00:12:46,411 --> 00:12:48,177
I totally get why Amy left you.

351
00:12:48,220 --> 00:12:49,859
Okay, you know what,
if you're so fired up,

352
00:12:49,860 --> 00:12:52,548
why don't you go up to Sandra
and demand the money back?

353
00:12:52,584 --> 00:12:53,749
Fine.

354
00:12:53,785 --> 00:12:55,031
Someone has to take charge.

355
00:12:55,032 --> 00:12:56,078
- You go, boy.
- Yes.

356
00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:57,713
- That's what I'm talking about.
- You're the man.

357
00:12:57,714 --> 00:12:59,736
Immigrants. We get the job done.

358
00:12:59,982 --> 00:13:00,996
We?

359
00:13:01,033 --> 00:13:03,770
My family is Swedish or something.

360
00:13:04,671 --> 00:13:06,404
Man, Bo's the best.

361
00:13:06,406 --> 00:13:08,084
We're gonna be legends after this.

362
00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:09,489
I know right? "Oops! All Berries"?

363
00:13:09,491 --> 00:13:11,047
More like "Oops! All Babadooks."

364
00:13:11,102 --> 00:13:12,329
Hey, criminals.

365
00:13:12,951 --> 00:13:14,660
Yeah, I'll take that as a confession.

366
00:13:15,275 --> 00:13:16,984
Hey, lady, you gotta social distance!

367
00:13:16,985 --> 00:13:18,902
- I have a roommate who's 37.
- It's not safe.

368
00:13:18,903 --> 00:13:21,427
- It's a critical danger zone.
- What's going on here?

369
00:13:21,428 --> 00:13:23,756
These two morons have been
defacing the entire store

370
00:13:23,757 --> 00:13:25,731
by putting up all these
pictures of Diane Keaton,

371
00:13:25,732 --> 00:13:27,485
but you chose the wrong woman

372
00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:29,335
in the wrong store on the wrong day.

373
00:13:29,581 --> 00:13:30,594
Wrong for you.

374
00:13:30,595 --> 00:13:32,729
For me it would be right woman,
right store... just go.

375
00:13:32,735 --> 00:13:35,069
- Move it.
- Yeah, let 'em have it, Dina.

376
00:13:35,070 --> 00:13:38,608
You sink your teeth into this
juicy security situation.

377
00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:40,585
Take all the time you need!

378
00:13:40,892 --> 00:13:42,359
You've made a wise choice.

379
00:13:42,387 --> 00:13:44,354
Ojai Medical is the ultimate source

380
00:13:44,423 --> 00:13:45,763
for all your medical needs.

381
00:13:45,764 --> 00:13:47,998
Well, I don't really
have a medical need.

382
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,266
I'm just retail worker

383
00:13:49,335 --> 00:13:51,134
who's trying to return
a dialysis machine.

384
00:13:51,143 --> 00:13:54,177
- The OM OptiFlow 800.
- Sure.

385
00:13:54,179 --> 00:13:56,179
The OptiFlow 800 is a revolution

386
00:13:56,181 --> 00:13:57,715
in the world of hemodialysis.

387
00:13:58,057 --> 00:13:59,621
With integrated bolus tracking,

388
00:13:59,623 --> 00:14:00,827
it's never easier...

389
00:14:00,828 --> 00:14:01,936
Hey, no, no, no. Look.

390
00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:04,065
I don't care how it works
or what kind of tracking it has.

391
00:14:04,066 --> 00:14:05,517
Integrated bolus tracking.

392
00:14:05,518 --> 00:14:07,224
Right. I don't care.

393
00:14:07,260 --> 00:14:09,467
I just need the product number
so I can get on with my life.

394
00:14:09,535 --> 00:14:10,560
What?

395
00:14:10,562 --> 00:14:13,351
Are you seriously trying
to return that right now?

396
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:15,475
Yeah, I bought it at DCI Marine,

397
00:14:15,476 --> 00:14:17,178
but the website said
I could return it here.

398
00:14:17,179 --> 00:14:18,830
Hope you're not in a hurry.

399
00:14:18,831 --> 00:14:20,664
I think he's new.

400
00:14:20,699 --> 00:14:22,065
Come on.

401
00:14:24,269 --> 00:14:26,141
Look, Sandra, we need to talk.

402
00:14:26,277 --> 00:14:28,011
What's up?

403
00:14:29,608 --> 00:14:31,108
Uh...

404
00:14:31,143 --> 00:14:32,809
When you see the diamond up close,

405
00:14:32,845 --> 00:14:34,544
it really is gorgeous.

406
00:14:34,802 --> 00:14:37,280
I was like, "Is this Sandra
or Mariah Carey?"

407
00:14:37,316 --> 00:14:39,082
I thought you were the mean one.

408
00:14:39,503 --> 00:14:41,518
I am. I'm vicious!

409
00:14:41,784 --> 00:14:43,286
This morning I told Justine,

410
00:14:43,322 --> 00:14:45,222
her hair looks like spaghetti
that's been left in the pot.

411
00:14:45,223 --> 00:14:46,923
What? No you didn't.

412
00:14:46,959 --> 00:14:48,125
Oh, I'm sorry.

413
00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:49,659
I was thinking it.
I guess I didn't say it.

414
00:14:49,695 --> 00:14:51,128
Guys, we did a good deed.

415
00:14:51,163 --> 00:14:52,540
Okay, let's just leave it at that.

416
00:14:52,541 --> 00:14:53,830
Not everything has to be about money.

417
00:14:53,866 --> 00:14:54,898
I'll try and remember that

418
00:14:54,933 --> 00:14:56,870
when I'm not watching "Ray Donovan."

419
00:15:04,309 --> 00:15:06,610
See, I told you my boys
would hook you up.

420
00:15:06,645 --> 00:15:08,311
I can't thank you enough.

421
00:15:08,347 --> 00:15:10,814
This worked out even
better than I had hoped.

422
00:15:10,855 --> 00:15:13,289
I have never seen Dina so jazzed.

423
00:15:13,318 --> 00:15:15,952
Tight. Yeah, you
think she's jazzed now?

424
00:15:15,988 --> 00:15:17,521
She's about to have
a freaking jazzeurysm.

425
00:15:17,556 --> 00:15:20,157
Yeah, what does that mean?

426
00:15:20,192 --> 00:15:22,141
Oh, you know what?
Since you're my boss-in-law,

427
00:15:22,142 --> 00:15:23,942
I decided to give you the VIP package.

428
00:15:23,978 --> 00:15:26,499
Told my boys Titus and Frisco
to put the word out there

429
00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:28,324
you're trying to find security flaws

430
00:15:28,325 --> 00:15:30,066
and that people should just go buck!

431
00:15:30,751 --> 00:15:33,923
Uh, wait, how many people
are gonna go buck?

432
00:15:34,081 --> 00:15:35,647
Oh, don't worry. Plenty, yeah.

433
00:15:35,861 --> 00:15:37,761
'Cause Titus reached out
to his old crystal dealer,

434
00:15:37,871 --> 00:15:38,871
Straight Josh.

435
00:15:38,872 --> 00:15:40,537
I don't even mess with that guy.

436
00:15:40,594 --> 00:15:43,295
He once killed an ice
cream man in the daytime

437
00:15:43,330 --> 00:15:44,345
'cause of sprinkles.

438
00:15:44,346 --> 00:15:46,498
Wha... oh, no. No, no, no, no.

439
00:15:46,534 --> 00:15:49,571
You gotta tell them that the
security test is canceled, okay?

440
00:15:49,572 --> 00:15:50,922
Or that it's at Big Lots.

441
00:15:51,204 --> 00:15:52,670
Tell them that it's at Big Lots.

442
00:15:52,679 --> 00:15:54,467
Uh, no, I think it's
too late, you know?

443
00:15:54,501 --> 00:15:56,146
They're already on
their way and stuff, so...

444
00:15:56,147 --> 00:15:58,020
hey, maybe I can get
a free hot dog as a thank you?

445
00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:01,559
Uh, 'scuse me, I'm just
confirming my free hot dog.

446
00:16:06,772 --> 00:16:08,173
See this?

447
00:16:08,208 --> 00:16:09,975
This is to ensure that
everything that happens

448
00:16:09,976 --> 00:16:12,882
in this room comports
not only with corporate policy,

449
00:16:12,907 --> 00:16:15,108
but also Missouri state law.

450
00:16:18,318 --> 00:16:20,285
Huh. Wow.

451
00:16:20,620 --> 00:16:22,186
I got this out of the returns bin.

452
00:16:22,222 --> 00:16:24,989
I guess it's defective,
just like the two of you!

453
00:16:25,024 --> 00:16:26,524
Unnecessary.

454
00:16:27,003 --> 00:16:28,860
What was the plan, fudge stain?

455
00:16:28,895 --> 00:16:30,161
Huh? Post this online?

456
00:16:30,196 --> 00:16:32,196
Get internet famous? Please.

457
00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:33,499
It's all about chugging cranberry juice

458
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:34,652
to Fleetwood Mac now.

459
00:16:34,839 --> 00:16:37,902
Dang, they take this crap way serious.

460
00:16:37,937 --> 00:16:40,238
Something you'd like to share
with the class, turd melon?

461
00:16:40,273 --> 00:16:42,340
Oh, it's just, Bo didn't say
that this security test

462
00:16:42,375 --> 00:16:43,841
- was gonna be so intense.
- Yeah.

463
00:16:43,877 --> 00:16:45,877
It's kinda dope though.
It's like an escape room.

464
00:16:45,912 --> 00:16:47,178
Oh, those are fun.

465
00:16:47,213 --> 00:16:49,621
Wait, Bo? You two know Bo?

466
00:16:49,622 --> 00:16:52,147
Yeah, he said the manager
needed people to come, like,

467
00:16:52,148 --> 00:16:55,052
mess up the store to, like,
find the weak spots and stuff.

468
00:16:55,088 --> 00:16:58,389
Weak sp... that son of a bitch.

469
00:16:58,719 --> 00:17:00,881
Glenn did this to
keep me out of his way.

470
00:17:00,882 --> 00:17:02,561
Oh, it sounds like
you two need to talk.

471
00:17:08,134 --> 00:17:09,634
Dude, I'm, like, in
love with this chick.

472
00:17:09,669 --> 00:17:10,815
Hell yeah.

473
00:17:11,922 --> 00:17:13,771
Well, took me a while to figure out

474
00:17:13,806 --> 00:17:16,109
how to square the interfaces

475
00:17:16,110 --> 00:17:18,042
and set up a proxy server,

476
00:17:18,077 --> 00:17:20,378
but we are all set,

477
00:17:20,413 --> 00:17:22,079
and you guys can get back

478
00:17:22,115 --> 00:17:24,916
to your very specific lives.

479
00:17:24,951 --> 00:17:26,050
This says it's a return

480
00:17:26,085 --> 00:17:28,286
for 305 bunches of green grapes.

481
00:17:28,321 --> 00:17:29,921
Yeah, mine says it's for grapes too.

482
00:17:30,202 --> 00:17:31,522
This isn't fraud, is it?

483
00:17:31,558 --> 00:17:33,472
'Cause my probation doesn't
give me a lot of wiggle room.

484
00:17:33,576 --> 00:17:34,593
Oh...

485
00:17:34,594 --> 00:17:36,561
Yeah, you know what?
I wouldn't worry about it.

486
00:17:36,596 --> 00:17:40,596
That's just internal
tech jargon, you know?

487
00:17:40,633 --> 00:17:44,569
SMIs and SKU readouts,
grapes, reverse grapes.

488
00:17:44,604 --> 00:17:46,736
Those are the ones that'll
really give you trouble.

489
00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:48,973
What the hell?

490
00:17:54,814 --> 00:17:56,885
Wait, please stop!

491
00:17:56,886 --> 00:17:58,104
Ooh!

492
00:17:58,985 --> 00:18:01,118
- Go, go, go!
- Damn.

493
00:18:01,406 --> 00:18:03,254
Titus and Frisco really hooked it up!

494
00:18:03,289 --> 00:18:04,555
I know. Maybe we should hire them

495
00:18:04,591 --> 00:18:06,433
to dox that crossing guard we hate.

496
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,426
No!

497
00:18:08,861 --> 00:18:10,778
Oh, Dina, you gotta do something.

498
00:18:10,779 --> 00:18:12,414
They're tearing this place apart.

499
00:18:12,415 --> 00:18:14,565
Save it; I know
what's really going on, okay?

500
00:18:14,601 --> 00:18:16,634
Wow, how many dirtbags
did you get in on this thing?

501
00:18:16,909 --> 00:18:19,270
All right, everybody,
great performances,

502
00:18:19,305 --> 00:18:21,272
but you can all go home to your futons!

503
00:18:21,307 --> 00:18:23,874
No, Dina, these are real gang members.

504
00:18:23,910 --> 00:18:25,576
They killed an ice cream man.

505
00:18:25,578 --> 00:18:27,278
Okay, sure, you want me
to play this out with you?

506
00:18:27,313 --> 00:18:29,146
No problem. No, no, no!

507
00:18:29,182 --> 00:18:30,526
You're gonna get into big trouble

508
00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:31,649
because you're a criminal

509
00:18:31,684 --> 00:18:33,317
and not just a member
of an improv troupe!

510
00:18:33,353 --> 00:18:34,585
[bleep] off, lady.

511
00:18:34,621 --> 00:18:36,320
Ah, profanity. That's a nice touch.

512
00:18:36,356 --> 00:18:38,744
Dina, he is actually stealing that.

513
00:18:38,745 --> 00:18:40,157
You need to do something.

514
00:18:40,193 --> 00:18:42,341
I know, but he's just so intimidating.

515
00:18:42,342 --> 00:18:44,848
It's almost like I feel like
I have to help him.

516
00:18:44,849 --> 00:18:47,405
- Here, I'll give you a hand.
- No, Dina!

517
00:18:47,406 --> 00:18:48,707
Where's he having you stash this stuff?

518
00:18:48,708 --> 00:18:49,992
Out by the garden center?

519
00:18:51,803 --> 00:18:54,119
We just finished stocking
those blenders too.

520
00:18:54,431 --> 00:18:56,265
- Aah!
- Hey, hey!

521
00:18:56,741 --> 00:18:57,907
Our diamond!

522
00:18:58,423 --> 00:18:59,609
Biscuit!

523
00:18:59,818 --> 00:19:01,918
They probably put very little Biscuit

524
00:19:01,953 --> 00:19:02,987
in there anyway.

525
00:19:09,461 --> 00:19:10,994
Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.

526
00:19:11,029 --> 00:19:13,163
Oh, they are gonna fire me.

527
00:19:13,198 --> 00:19:14,364
In retrospect,

528
00:19:14,399 --> 00:19:16,430
I probably shouldn't have
helped steal that minifridge.

529
00:19:16,701 --> 00:19:18,191
Or the washer/dryer combo.

530
00:19:18,703 --> 00:19:19,936
The second minifridge.

531
00:19:19,971 --> 00:19:22,813
Oh, God, I could go to jail for this!

532
00:19:23,141 --> 00:19:26,087
And then my cellmate is
gonna ask to borrow my comb,

533
00:19:26,088 --> 00:19:27,402
and I won't be able to say no.

534
00:19:27,403 --> 00:19:29,572
Take a breath, man.
You're not getting fired.

535
00:19:29,573 --> 00:19:30,627
Okay?

536
00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:32,255
I'll amortize the shrink
over the next year

537
00:19:32,256 --> 00:19:34,097
and borrow overstock
from the Quincy branch.

538
00:19:34,098 --> 00:19:36,288
The manager and I follow
the same Korean softball league.

539
00:19:36,665 --> 00:19:37,979
Wow, okay.

540
00:19:38,193 --> 00:19:39,745
What if the ruffians come back?

541
00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:41,521
Not to worry,
I've been texting with Titus,

542
00:19:41,530 --> 00:19:42,711
and he's handling it on the street.

543
00:19:42,712 --> 00:19:44,679
That kid would literally do
anything for me.

544
00:19:45,787 --> 00:19:48,053
You are really saving my rump.

545
00:19:48,183 --> 00:19:49,190
Well, you still got

546
00:19:49,192 --> 00:19:51,059
a few usable brain cells
rattling around.

547
00:19:53,162 --> 00:19:54,484
You know this job is a lot.

548
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:58,666
And I'm still trying to keep
my stress level down.

549
00:19:59,008 --> 00:20:01,141
Do you think maybe we could, you know,

550
00:20:01,162 --> 00:20:03,963
talk corporate into some sort
of co manager arrangement?

551
00:20:03,965 --> 00:20:05,606
I mean, if you'd be open to it.

552
00:20:05,701 --> 00:20:08,104
Sort of a "two heads are
better than one" thing?

553
00:20:08,924 --> 00:20:11,707
Animals born with two heads
usually die almost immediately,

554
00:20:11,713 --> 00:20:13,646
but sure.

555
00:20:14,170 --> 00:20:15,694
I'm honored you asked me.

556
00:20:16,065 --> 00:20:17,628
I'm honored you'd accept.

557
00:20:26,248 --> 00:20:27,919
Oh, hey, guys, I don't
know if you heard,

558
00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:29,849
but Sandra's cat died yesterday,

559
00:20:29,850 --> 00:20:31,704
and then her diamond
necklace got stolen,

560
00:20:31,705 --> 00:20:34,379
so a few us are collecting
money to help her out.

561
00:20:34,777 --> 00:20:37,159
Cheyenne, I mean this
in the nicest way:

562
00:20:37,806 --> 00:20:39,973
Get the hell away
from me with that jar.

563
00:20:43,312 --> 00:20:45,178
What's this about?

564
00:20:57,268 --> 00:21:00,434
Excuse me, I was told
I'd find the manager back here.

565
00:21:01,610 --> 00:21:03,610
- We are the manager.
- Right here.

566
00:21:05,923 --> 00:21:06,937
This is to inform you

567
00:21:06,943 --> 00:21:08,591
that you are being served
with legal papers

568
00:21:08,592 --> 00:21:10,782
in the matter of
Carol Malloon v. Cloud 9.

569
00:21:11,093 --> 00:21:12,385
Thank you.

570
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,225
Do we know a Carol Malloon?

571
00:21:15,227 --> 00:21:17,729
Yeah, Carol! Carol Carol.

572
00:21:17,732 --> 00:21:19,652
Oh. Oh, right.

573
00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:22,269
We electrocuted her.
Yeah, a lawsuit makes sense.

574
00:21:22,591 --> 00:21:28,725
Synced and corrected by hawken45
for www.addic7ed.com