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Previously on WandaVision...

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The talent show fundraiser

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is the most important
event of the season

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and I want us to fit in.

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I actually don't know
what I'm doing here.

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- I'm Wanda.
- Geraldine.

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Wanda, can you read me?

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Something strange happened with Dottie.

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Well, something strange
happened before that, too.

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It's hard to explain.

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It wasn't so hard to fit in after all.

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What is that?

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No.

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- Is this really happening?
- Yes, my love.

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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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? WandaVision ?

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? WandaVision ?

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? We got something cooking ?

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? And it's looking good ?

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? We've got something cooking ?

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? And who knew we could ?

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? All great expectations
lead to complications ?

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? But it's groovy and fun ?

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? It's me and it's you ?

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? Together, one plus one ?

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? Is more than two ?

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? WandaVision ?

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? WandaVision ?

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? Some sudden surprises ?

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? Come in all shapes and sizes ?

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? But it's rainbows and sun ?

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? It's you and it's me ?

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? Together, one plus one is family ?

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? WandaVision ?

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Hmm.

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Hmm.

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Yep! Definitely pregnant.

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Well, that much we figured.

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It's just kinda taken us by surprise.

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It's just kinda suddenly.
Quite suddenly, wasn't it?

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I mean, practically overnight.

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I mean... How did this happen?

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You see, when a man and a woman

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love each other very much...

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Well, we're just tickled pink, or blue.

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You're at about four months
now. Is that right?

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I thought as much.

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We let the little ladies keep tabs

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on their growing babies with fruit.

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Makes it simple for them.

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At four months, the fetus
is about as big as a pear.

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At five months, a papaya.
Six, grapefruit.

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Seven, pineapple. Eight, honeydew.

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Hypothetically speaking,

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what size fruit would it be
at, say, hmm, 12 hours?

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Uh, pardon? 12 hours?

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Well, I think this line of
questioning is fruitless.

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Well, hypothetically speaking,
should we be concerned?

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Hypothetically speaking, every
new father-to-be gets nervous.

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Well, I have nerves of steel,

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so there goes your theory, Mr. Doctor...

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Vision, why don't you
see the doctor out?

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Good idea. Yes.

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Thank you so much for
dropping by, Dr. Nielson.

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Well, I'm just glad
you caught me in time.

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I'm taking the wife on
vacation this afternoon.

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Oh! Have a nice holiday! Hey, Herb!

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Hey, buddy!

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Listen, you can keep
the news of Wanda's...

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You know, just between us because, uh,

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I don't know, everything's
happening so quickly.

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We'd like to keep the news just
in the family for right now.

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Of course. Mum's the word.

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I'm off. Bermuda, baby!

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Yes.

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Hey, Herb!

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Think you might've taken
the hedge-trimming

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a little too far there, old chum.

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So, I have.

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Thanks, buddy.

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Yeah. Don't mention it.

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Huh.

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Strangest thing just
happened outside with...

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Whoa, Nelly! Have you gotten bigger?

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Have I? I can't tell from this angle.

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I can't wait... to be a proud papaya.

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"Nesting, the overwhelming
urge during pregnancy to clean,

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organize, and prepare
the home for the new baby".

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See? You're an expert already.
We've got nothing to worry about.

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Well, nothing to worry about
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mood swings, aching back and...

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Feet. Darling, you should
probably sit down.

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Don't be silly. All I
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happiness, and... Oh!

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Kicking? Already?

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- Wow!
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It's kind of fluttery.

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Oh, did I do that? I didn't mean to.

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- Oh. Uh, darling.
- Oh.

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Hello, little fella.

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Well, if that was the first kick,

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that puts you at about six months!

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Boy, oh, boy, I thought
I had super speed.

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I can't keep up. Please
don't misinterpret.

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I can't wait to meet you, little Billy.

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- Billy?
- Yeah.

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Well, I was thinking Tommy.

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Just a nice, classic, all-American name.

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Hmm, Tommy. Hmm, yeah. Yeah.
Then there's Billy, isn't there?

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Named after William Shakespeare.

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"All the world's a stage. All the
men and women, merely players".

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Well, I guess there's only
one solution to this debate.

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Hope for a girl.

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Well, we ought to decide soon.

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I estimate the baby's due...

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It's not a constant progression,
assumingly logarithmic,

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but were I to graph the
fetal development thus far...

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He's gonna be here
before you figure it out.

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- Nearest I can conclude is that Billy...
- Tommy.

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Hmm.

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... is due Friday afternoon.

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In three days?

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Maybe I should sit down.

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I think we have an understanding.

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Start the clock.

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Time.

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- Your personal best.
- Yes!

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We are nothing if not prepared.

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Oh!

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- Darling?
- Ooh!

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Do any of your books talk about this?

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It's not painful, but it's strange.

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- A tightening sensation?
- Yep, that's it.

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Yes. Where was it, where was it?

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"Braxton Hicks contractions,
also known as false labor,

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usually starts in the third trimester.

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Named after John Braxton Hicks in 1875".

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Honey.

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Sorry. Yes. Yes. Ooh! Excellent!

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Gives us a chance to work
on our breathing exercises.

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It should go like this.

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Yeah, it's not working.
I can still feel it.

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I'm sorry.

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- What the... What the Dickens?
- What's happening now?

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Let's abandon the kitchen.

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It stopped.

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Yes.

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I'll go check on the neighbors.

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Yes.

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Phil?

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Do these earrings make me look fat?

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Oh, thank God.

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It appears that the whole block is out.

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Oh, and that was just
a fake contraction.

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Who knows what will happen
when the real thing starts.

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Do you think they know it's my fault?

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Our neighbors?

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Well, yes, with all the close
calls we've been having,

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it seems the people of Westview

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are always on the verge
of discovering our secret.

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Yes, I know what you mean.

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But it's more than that, isn't it?

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Mr. and Mrs. Hart, dinner.

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Outside with Herb.

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I think something's wrong here, Wanda.

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Yes, I know what you mean.

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The truth is, we are
in unchartered waters

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and you know what?

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I'm anxious, too.

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We just don't know what to expect.

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Nope.

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Will the baby be human or Synthezoid?

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A bit of both?

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If he's anything like his
ma, Billy will be perfect.

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You mean Tommy.

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Mmm...

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Oh, no, darling, are you all right?

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- This is a real one!
- What?

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I thought you said Friday afternoon!

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Well, I didn't consider that the timings

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between developmental benchmarks
could be quite random!

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Better.

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Yes, darling, thank you, it's passing.

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Vis...

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Yes, dear?

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I think my water just broke.

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Yes, dear.

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No, no, no, no, no!

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- Sorry, Mom.
- Oh.

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Do you need a break?

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You read my mind.

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Come with me.

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Escape to a world all your own,

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where your problems float away.

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When you wanna get away, but
you don't wanna go anywhere.

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Hydra Soak, find the goddess within.

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Well, I was just reading about
the advantages of water birth.

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Oh, thank goodness.

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Let me help you up, dear. There you go.

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What a mess.

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Oh, that's better.

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Darling, do you think it's time to...

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- Call the doctor?
- Yeah.

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Yes, I do, dear.

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Damn, the phones are down, too.

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I better run.

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Except, he might have
already left for vacation.

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Where? At a time like this?

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Well, in fairness, darling,

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the baby is approximately
nine months early.

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I better leg it.

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- You'll be all right here?
- Hmm.

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Okay.

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Oh, shoot.

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Uh... Oh!

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Wanda, what's up?

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It's 75 degrees out.

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You're making a fashion statement?

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Hi, Geraldine. You know, now
is not really a good time.

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No, no, no, it's foxy.

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You'll have to let me
borrow it sometime.

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But first, I gotta borrow a bucket.

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Not to wear, to use.

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Somehow, all the pipes in my ceiling

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burst at once and I
gotta bail myself out.

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All right, sure.

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Just stay right there.

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I think I might have a
bucket in the kitchen.

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Okay, then.

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I think it's just here under the sink!

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Are you all right in there?

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Yes, I am just looking.

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Oh!

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I'll come help.

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No! I mean, no thank you.

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Bingo.

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Would you look at that?

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What?

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Fruit. Wanda! Thank you.

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Yummy.

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Well, good luck with the leak.

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Oh, that... Oh! Say, Wanda,
I've got a question for you.

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You know how I've been
working that temp job, right?

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Well, my boss, Mr. Haddox, he
was going crazy yesterday...

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Oh, look at me going on and on

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like you got all the time in the world.

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- Let me go on and get out...
- Wait. No.

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- Tell me about the temp job.
- Oh, that's my girl.

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So, yesterday my boss, Mr. Haddox,

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was going crazy working on the slogan

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for a new breakfast cereal.

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You know, the one with the
little marshmallow Moonmen?

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- Oh.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, those.

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So, it's 10 minutes before
the big presentation,

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and Mr. Haddox has got nothin'.

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Nothin', that is,

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except the worst case
of hiccups I ever did see.

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Oh, Wanda.

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He couldn't get out one word,

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let alone a whole pitch.

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So I'm tryin' every trick in the book

262
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to help this poor man.

263
00:14:30,873 --> 00:14:33,517
I'm hidin' behind filing cabinets

264
00:14:33,519 --> 00:14:36,542
and jumpin' out when he
least expects it, like, boom!

265
00:14:38,254 --> 00:14:39,464
Wanda.

266
00:14:40,701 --> 00:14:41,741
What was that?

267
00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:45,843
- Did you hear that?
- No.

268
00:14:45,845 --> 00:14:49,179
It was like a chattering sound, like...

269
00:14:49,181 --> 00:14:50,514
Oh! Like a...

270
00:14:52,268 --> 00:14:53,350
Yeah.

271
00:14:53,352 --> 00:14:56,772
That's my new ice maker
built right into the fridge.

272
00:15:00,818 --> 00:15:02,484
Oh!

273
00:15:02,486 --> 00:15:05,988
You're fancy. So now, at this point,

274
00:15:05,990 --> 00:15:08,406
I am helping Mr. Haddox

275
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:11,087
do a handstand under the water cooler...

276
00:15:11,089 --> 00:15:12,837
... because, you know, why not try

277
00:15:12,839 --> 00:15:15,789
a little upside down,
drink those hiccups away.

278
00:15:15,791 --> 00:15:19,935
And wouldn't you know it, in
that moment, in walks the client.

279
00:15:19,937 --> 00:15:21,003
Oh, no.

280
00:15:21,005 --> 00:15:23,255
Oh, yes. Oh, yes. But
you know me, Wanda,

281
00:15:23,257 --> 00:15:26,091
I keeps my cool, no matter
what's goin' down.

282
00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:27,843
So, I look at the client,

283
00:15:27,845 --> 00:15:30,303
and I look at Mr. Haddox's feet

284
00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:32,181
floating in the air next to me,

285
00:15:32,183 --> 00:15:34,516
and I look back at
the client, and I say,

286
00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:39,021
"Gravity Os, launch into
your day, the right way".

287
00:15:43,152 --> 00:15:44,401
Thank you.

288
00:15:44,403 --> 00:15:46,987
Yes, and that's exactly
what Mr. Haddox said

289
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:49,573
right before he told me
to clean out my desk.

290
00:15:49,575 --> 00:15:52,201
Oh, no, Geraldine.

291
00:15:52,203 --> 00:15:53,285
He didn't fire you.

292
00:15:53,287 --> 00:15:54,707
Oh, sugar.

293
00:15:55,498 --> 00:15:57,039
He hired me.

294
00:15:57,041 --> 00:15:58,707
Oh!

295
00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:00,918
Oh, Wanda! I landed a promotion.

296
00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:03,044
And now that I've gone all corporate,

297
00:16:03,046 --> 00:16:04,713
I need some office supplies.

298
00:16:04,715 --> 00:16:06,256
Which brings me to my question.

299
00:16:06,258 --> 00:16:08,467
Do y'all still keep those
in your spare room?

300
00:16:08,469 --> 00:16:10,928
Because I was hoping you wouldn't mind

301
00:16:10,930 --> 00:16:13,390
- sharing with your good friend.
- Wait. Wait.

302
00:16:15,401 --> 00:16:17,017
Is that what I think it is?

303
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:19,061
Oh, a stork, yes, I can explain.

304
00:16:19,063 --> 00:16:21,897
No! The crib.

305
00:16:24,568 --> 00:16:26,735
It's coming. Oh. The baby's coming.

306
00:16:26,737 --> 00:16:28,157
You're pregnant?

307
00:16:29,573 --> 00:16:30,573
Ow.

308
00:16:31,575 --> 00:16:34,284
Bermuda awaits and my car

309
00:16:34,286 --> 00:16:37,706
decides to poop out
right at this moment.

310
00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:41,088
Whoa. Mr. Vision?

311
00:16:41,090 --> 00:16:42,960
What, is everything okay with the wife?

312
00:16:42,962 --> 00:16:45,292
Yes. So long as we hurry.

313
00:16:48,634 --> 00:16:50,134
But, Stan!

314
00:16:50,136 --> 00:16:53,137
What about my brand-new two-piece?

315
00:16:53,139 --> 00:16:54,263
Okay, Wanda.

316
00:16:54,265 --> 00:16:56,515
Now, let's get you comfortable. Okay?

317
00:16:56,517 --> 00:16:58,967
I think I'm gonna lay down right here.

318
00:16:58,969 --> 00:17:00,853
- Okay.
- Vision ran to get the doctor.

319
00:17:00,855 --> 00:17:01,979
He'll be back soon.

320
00:17:01,981 --> 00:17:03,856
No, no, there's not
enough time for that.

321
00:17:03,858 --> 00:17:05,398
Relax. Relax.

322
00:17:06,527 --> 00:17:09,027
You know your breathing, right?

323
00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:10,446
Wanda, I can't hear you.

324
00:17:18,601 --> 00:17:20,519
I may be late to the party,

325
00:17:20,521 --> 00:17:23,022
but I imagine there is a
logical explanation for this.

326
00:17:23,024 --> 00:17:25,317
It's all perfectly natural!

327
00:17:25,319 --> 00:17:26,895
Hey, you're doing great.

328
00:17:26,897 --> 00:17:28,915
You're doing great.
Look at me. Look at me.

329
00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:30,557
Come on.

330
00:17:32,553 --> 00:17:33,844
I can't do this.

331
00:17:33,846 --> 00:17:35,012
Yes, you can.

332
00:17:35,014 --> 00:17:36,764
I can't. I can't.

333
00:17:36,766 --> 00:17:38,015
You can do this.

334
00:17:38,017 --> 00:17:40,727
Yes, you can. You can do this.

335
00:17:42,313 --> 00:17:44,021
- It's time to start pushing.
- Oh.

336
00:17:44,023 --> 00:17:46,202
You ready? You're ready. You're ready.

337
00:17:46,204 --> 00:17:49,401
Push. Push, Wanda. Push!

338
00:17:51,363 --> 00:17:53,197
Push! That a girl.

339
00:18:06,045 --> 00:18:08,045
It's a boy.

340
00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:15,844
Hi.

341
00:18:15,846 --> 00:18:16,976
Hi.

342
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:19,348
Oh, he's perfect.

343
00:18:23,354 --> 00:18:24,854
Oh, no. I missed it.

344
00:18:29,777 --> 00:18:34,029
Hey, Doc, why don't you help
me out in the kitchen there?

345
00:18:34,031 --> 00:18:37,621
We went so fast, it was
like we were flying.

346
00:18:40,496 --> 00:18:41,886
Well done, Wanda.

347
00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:49,962
Well, don't you wanna
meet your son as yourself?

348
00:18:58,973 --> 00:19:01,723
Ooh. You're strong.

349
00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:05,016
Hello there, little Tommy.

350
00:19:08,607 --> 00:19:09,777
Tommy?

351
00:19:11,861 --> 00:19:12,991
Yes, Tommy.

352
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,450
What?

353
00:19:19,452 --> 00:19:21,034
Good heavens!

354
00:19:22,997 --> 00:19:24,246
There's another baby coming.

355
00:19:24,248 --> 00:19:25,581
Billy?

356
00:19:25,583 --> 00:19:28,167
Wanda, push! Push!

357
00:19:34,175 --> 00:19:37,301
Twenty fingers and 20 toes.

358
00:19:37,303 --> 00:19:41,180
You've got two healthy
baby boys on your hands.

359
00:19:41,182 --> 00:19:42,473
- Thank you, Doctor.
- Yeah.

360
00:19:42,475 --> 00:19:43,932
All in a day's work.

361
00:19:43,934 --> 00:19:47,770
And thank you for your
assistance, young lady.

362
00:19:47,772 --> 00:19:50,682
I think you might have
what it takes to be a nurse.

363
00:19:52,064 --> 00:19:54,151
Allow me to walk you out, Doctor.

364
00:19:54,153 --> 00:19:59,439
Oh, all right. As long as
we actually walk this time.

365
00:19:59,441 --> 00:20:00,451
Come.

366
00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:07,915
I do owe you a debt of gratitude.

367
00:20:07,917 --> 00:20:09,797
Well, Dr. Nielson,

368
00:20:10,753 --> 00:20:12,920
I hope you're still able
to make your trip.

369
00:20:12,922 --> 00:20:15,547
Ah, yes, my trip.

370
00:20:15,549 --> 00:20:18,467
I don't think we'll get away after all.

371
00:20:18,469 --> 00:20:22,129
Small towns, you know. So hard to...

372
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:24,390
Escape.

373
00:20:29,772 --> 00:20:30,812
Yeah.

374
00:20:31,991 --> 00:20:33,700
What is she doing in there?

375
00:20:33,702 --> 00:20:34,785
- I don't know.
- Howdy, neighbors!

376
00:20:34,787 --> 00:20:35,867
- Hey!
- Howdy!

377
00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:38,904
Did you see her go inside?

378
00:20:38,906 --> 00:20:40,864
She went right in.

379
00:20:40,866 --> 00:20:43,408
And her tummy was... Did Geraldine...

380
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:45,577
Remarkable day we're having, no?

381
00:20:45,579 --> 00:20:48,122
- That's fine.
- Did you lose power, too?

382
00:20:48,124 --> 00:20:49,665
Oh, sure did.

383
00:20:49,667 --> 00:20:52,418
But Ralph looks better in the
dark, so I'm not complaining.

384
00:20:53,504 --> 00:20:55,170
Hi, Herb.

385
00:20:55,172 --> 00:20:56,252
Hey, buddy.

386
00:20:57,901 --> 00:20:59,610
Okay.

387
00:20:59,612 --> 00:21:02,052
Well, I'll get back to Wanda.

388
00:21:03,389 --> 00:21:04,439
Vision.

389
00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:09,307
Is Geraldine inside with Wanda?

390
00:21:10,896 --> 00:21:12,104
Yes. Why?

391
00:21:12,106 --> 00:21:13,605
You're such a strong lady.

392
00:21:13,607 --> 00:21:14,607
Oh.

393
00:21:15,526 --> 00:21:19,361
Can you believe it? Twins!

394
00:21:19,363 --> 00:21:21,733
Hi.

395
00:21:24,618 --> 00:21:25,784
I'm a twin.

396
00:21:28,289 --> 00:21:29,629
I had a brother.

397
00:21:31,667 --> 00:21:33,707
His name was Pietro.

398
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:07,660
He was killed by Ultron, wasn't he?

399
00:22:12,208 --> 00:22:13,624
What did you say?

400
00:22:13,626 --> 00:22:15,706
She's new to town. Brand-new.

401
00:22:16,508 --> 00:22:18,128
There's no family.

402
00:22:19,715 --> 00:22:20,839
No husband.

403
00:22:20,841 --> 00:22:22,758
Well, there's nothing wrong with that.

404
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:23,760
Hmm.

405
00:22:26,764 --> 00:22:28,134
No home.

406
00:22:30,059 --> 00:22:31,059
What?

407
00:22:35,731 --> 00:22:39,241
What did you say just now?

408
00:22:41,779 --> 00:22:45,329
I said, Wanda,

409
00:22:46,575 --> 00:22:48,367
you're such a strong lady.

410
00:22:48,369 --> 00:22:51,495
Should I say it one more
time for good measure?

411
00:22:51,497 --> 00:22:52,577
No.

412
00:22:54,959 --> 00:22:57,584
What did you say about Pietro?

413
00:22:57,586 --> 00:22:58,626
Pietro?

414
00:23:01,257 --> 00:23:02,257
Uh...

415
00:23:03,843 --> 00:23:05,952
Hey, I'll take a shift
rocking the babies.

416
00:23:05,954 --> 00:23:07,428
No, I think you should leave.

417
00:23:07,430 --> 00:23:09,270
Oh, Wanda, don't be like that.

418
00:23:11,809 --> 00:23:13,519
What do you mean, she has no home?

419
00:23:14,270 --> 00:23:16,150
She came here because...

420
00:23:18,232 --> 00:23:19,857
She came here because...

421
00:23:23,018 --> 00:23:25,227
She came here because we're all...

422
00:23:25,229 --> 00:23:26,938
She came here because we're all what?

423
00:23:26,940 --> 00:23:28,407
What're you trying to tell me?

424
00:23:28,409 --> 00:23:30,492
- What is that?
- What?

425
00:23:30,494 --> 00:23:31,744
That.

426
00:23:35,249 --> 00:23:36,879
That symbol.

427
00:23:38,711 --> 00:23:40,586
I, uh... I...

428
00:23:40,588 --> 00:23:42,421
Who are you?

429
00:23:43,924 --> 00:23:45,100
I don't...

430
00:23:45,102 --> 00:23:46,744
She came here because we're all...

431
00:23:46,746 --> 00:23:47,826
Stop it!

432
00:23:50,598 --> 00:23:52,478
Who are you?

433
00:23:54,727 --> 00:23:56,226
Wanda...

434
00:23:58,939 --> 00:24:00,029
I...

435
00:24:02,651 --> 00:24:04,443
I...

436
00:24:04,445 --> 00:24:05,695
Wanda.

437
00:24:08,983 --> 00:24:11,033
Well, I better get going.

438
00:24:12,203 --> 00:24:14,578
That macramé's not gonna hitch itself.

439
00:24:19,710 --> 00:24:20,760
Herb?

440
00:24:24,256 --> 00:24:26,046
Catch you on the flip side, Vision.

441
00:24:34,767 --> 00:24:35,897
Wanda?

442
00:24:39,980 --> 00:24:41,240
Where's Geraldine?

443
00:24:42,566 --> 00:24:46,360
Oh, she left, honey.
She had to rush home.

444
00:24:51,534 --> 00:24:52,534
Hmm.

445
00:25:42,193 --> 00:25:44,660
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446
00:25:44,685 --> 00:25:49,685
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