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Do you two need another minute?

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No. No. No, no, no.

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Uh, I-I was folding laundry,
and your panties... underwear...

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lady garment was just mixed in.

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But you know what, I'll wash it later.

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No, that's creepy.

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I have a matching bra
if you want to put on

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a pervy puppet show.

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So, uh, where you been?

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I had a doctor's appointment.

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- What, like a kidney appointment?
- Yeah.

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Well, it wasn't on the schedule.

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What's the point of
having a shared calendar

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if you're not gonna use it?

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You can't put it in now.

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Okay, so, how'd it go?

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What'd he say? Or she.

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Unconscious gender bias. I'm woke.

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Yep, nothing says woke
like having to announce it.

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She did a full blood panel,

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and I stole this tube of
goo when she wasn't looking.

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I don't even know what it does,
but I'm gonna try it

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when my eyes are puffy.

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And she said?

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Oh, everything's good.

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We scheduled my psych evaluation
for Thursday.

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Really? That's huge.

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What time?

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What's the point of
a shared calendar, Drew,

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if we're not gonna use it?

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So, why do I even
need a psych evaluation?

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Well, it was all explained
in the pamphlet.

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Oh, come on, it's, like, three pages,

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and it's mainly pictures;
you can do this.

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I'm giving a kidney.
Nobody said there was gonna be reading.

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Look, Gina, it's a pretty big deal.

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If they don't think
you're mentally sound,

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they could prevent you from donating.

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Well, I got out of jury
duty by convincing them

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I was mentally unsound,

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so I'm sure I can do the opposite.

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Gina, please promise me
you'll take this seriously.

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We only get one shot.

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And you should always go to jury duty.

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It's your civic responsibility.

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Plus, it's fun.

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Why are you so worried?

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You think they're gonna say I'm crazy.

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Ooh, maybe I'm gonna change their minds.

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Maybe they'll be like,
"Ooh, we kinda love kidneys

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when they come from nutty bitches."

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You know, uh, maybe don't use
the term "nutty bitches"

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at the evaluation.

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Describe yourself more as spontaneous.

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Eccentric. You are unabashedly yourself.

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Mm, I sound like a perfume.

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Gina...

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unabashedly herself.

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Shh. Oh, oh, yes.

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No.

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I can't.

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Shh.

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That's good, get all the voices
in your head out now.

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? The more you give ?

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? The more you live ?

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? Your happiness is relative ?

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? But if you're feeling
like crap ?

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? It's time to face the fact ?

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? It's your prerogative ?

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? Your prerogative ?

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? To be positive. ?

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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com

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So, I have some good news.

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Oh, did they discover
a new shade of brown?

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This isn't brown. It's burnt sienna.

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Well, you should definitely burn it.

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Very funny, Gideon.

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Anyone else want to
have a crack at Drew?

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Okay, come on. Tell us your good news.

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Gina has just been scheduled
for her psych evaluation.

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Congratulations.

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You're one step closer to your surgery.

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If she passes.

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Jerry. When she passes.

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Which seems unlikely.

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I'm sorry.

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I don't want to get his hopes up.

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That's how people
get their feelings hurt.

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Oh, don't be bitter.

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The other dentist had
a higher rating on Yelp.

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Look, I know that Gina
is a bit of a risk.

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But she's the only kidney I got.

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She'll do fine.

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- Thank you.
- Assuming she's not drunk.

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Or high. Or in jail.

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Or offering her kidney
to some other guy.

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Or driving a car into a swimming pool...

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- Not helping.
- Yeah, I-I know. I wasn't trying to.

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You're a shrink.

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Can't you get a copy of the
eval and coach her through it?

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Oh, no, no. I couldn't.

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That would be cheating.

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Grow a pair, Bambi.

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It's time to come out of the forest.

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Yeah, it's only cheating
if you get caught.

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One time, I was going for a fumble,

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and I bit a guy.

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He lost a fingertip.

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I got a ring.

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When I go to McDonald's,
I get the cup for free water,

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but then I fill it with Sprite,

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because it's the same color.

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Well, I do have a colleague

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who might be able to slip
me a copy of the questions.

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And Bambi goes to the dark side.

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You know, if you think about it,
I'm helping her.

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I'm setting her up for success.

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It would be irresponsible
if I didn't do it.

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That's right.
Do whatever it takes to get that kidney.

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Bite that finger.

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Hell, I'll do it.

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I miss it.

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I don't even like Sprite.

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I do it for the thrill.

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Guten Tag, Herr Dunbar.

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I'm sorry, what?

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I'm gonna start exporting
my beer to Germany.

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Okay. Do you have an export license?

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Uh, I made these labels.

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I'm sure I can make a license.

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"Gina Von Hoschler's
Artisanal Pillsner."

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You know there's only
one "L" in "pilsner," right?

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They want to drink, not read.

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Beer is like water in Germany.

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And they only have to be 14 to drink.

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Ka-ching.

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Well,

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your day is about to get even better,

139
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because I got you a present.

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Oh, my God! I love presents.

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I'm gonna close my eyes. No, I can't.

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I'm too excited.

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I got you a copy

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of the psych evaluation.

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My birthday's coming up.

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You can skip it.

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Oh, come on.

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I thought you would love this.
We're cheating.

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I'm not supposed to
have these questions.

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"Oh, no, you didn't, Drew."
Oh, yes, I did.

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'Cause that's how we do.

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Could you just don't?

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Please?

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Fine, but you owe me.

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Okay, first question.

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Why are you donating your kidney?

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Um... because...

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Drew Dunbar is a kind person,

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a great therapist and a loving father,

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and it would be an honor
to keep him on the planet.

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Wow. Nice.

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Heartfelt and true. You're crushing it.

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All right, number two.

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Do you have a history
of drug or alcohol...

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Oh, crap.

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Like many Americans,

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I have indulged.

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But over the past few months,

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I've learned what it's like to
be more present and more focused

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in my own life.

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It's given me a new perspective on...

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you know, what's important.

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I plan on continuing,
even after the surgery.

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Wow. Really?

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Oh, my God, no! But you bought it.

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Hang on.

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"Whatever you do,
do not look at Instagram."

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Okay, thanks, Gabby.
Now I have to look at Instagram.

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Well, hey,
you know what's not on Instagram?

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A picture of you passing
this psych evaluation.

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Oh, no.

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- What?
- No. No, no, no, no, no.

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Um...

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Do you think this woman is pretty?

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Oh, my. She's wunderbar.

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What was that for?

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- I need a stiff drink!
- No!

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No, no, Gina,

189
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I don't think you're
supposed to be drinking...

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Shut up! I'm drinking stiff water.

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Water sucks.

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00:08:04,621 --> 00:08:05,655
All right,

193
00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:08,834
who is this disgusting...
troll of a woman

194
00:08:08,859 --> 00:08:10,436
who's got you so upset?

195
00:08:10,734 --> 00:08:12,738
She's dating this guy, Darrin,

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who I was with for, like, four years.

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Oh. Okay.

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Uh, you know what,

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it is totally normal

200
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for you to still have
feelings about your ex,

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especially when you find out
they're dating someone new.

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And someone so beautiful.

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00:08:26,046 --> 00:08:28,487
Ha-ha-ha. Beautiful on the outside,

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not on the inside, like you.

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Please stop hitting me.

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Oh, they went to Cabo.

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We always talked about going to Cabo.

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Okay, look, uh, Gina,

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00:08:41,106 --> 00:08:43,534
maybe we should reschedule
the psych evaluation.

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What? Why? I'm totally fine.

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00:08:50,255 --> 00:08:52,556
Well, I'm here if you need anything!

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I need a new lamp!

213
00:09:01,154 --> 00:09:03,322
Next stop, cardiology!

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00:09:03,469 --> 00:09:05,436
Fixer of broken hearts.

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00:09:08,144 --> 00:09:09,478
You want to talk about it?

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00:09:09,503 --> 00:09:10,669
Not really.

217
00:09:10,940 --> 00:09:12,907
Ugh. When I heard
about him and this girl,

218
00:09:12,932 --> 00:09:15,234
I got a searing white-hot
pain in my stomach.

219
00:09:15,259 --> 00:09:16,544
Could be acid reflux.

220
00:09:16,569 --> 00:09:19,645
It's not reflux. She's got emotions.

221
00:09:22,575 --> 00:09:25,553
I just wish I wasn't feeling anything.

222
00:09:25,578 --> 00:09:28,380
When you get to be my age,
you won't feel your feet.

223
00:09:28,405 --> 00:09:32,193
Shh! So, you haven't talked to this,
uh... What's his name?

224
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- Darrin.
- Darrin in two years,

225
00:09:34,903 --> 00:09:37,689
then you see one picture of
him and you turn into a girl.

226
00:09:37,714 --> 00:09:38,872
- I am a girl.
- You are not.

227
00:09:38,897 --> 00:09:41,325
- I am!
- Well, stop it!

228
00:09:41,993 --> 00:09:44,153
Don't give this putz any power.

229
00:09:44,178 --> 00:09:47,849
You know, older guys
are much more... reliable.

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Take a nap.

231
00:09:49,842 --> 00:09:50,856
Listen,

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you're a strong, independent,
beautiful young woman.

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You don't need Darrin

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or any man to complete you.

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- I know.
- You better.

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00:09:59,796 --> 00:10:02,131
Because if I hear you
start talking weak again,

237
00:10:02,156 --> 00:10:03,990
I'm gonna start slapping heads.

238
00:10:04,472 --> 00:10:06,420
Thank you, Norma.

239
00:10:08,445 --> 00:10:10,346
I love you, kiddo.

240
00:10:15,495 --> 00:10:17,459
If I'm gonna make this turn up here,

241
00:10:17,484 --> 00:10:19,537
I'm gonna need this hand back.

242
00:10:24,193 --> 00:10:26,146
Hey there. Um, I'm Drew Dunbar.

243
00:10:26,171 --> 00:10:27,538
This is Gina Dabrowski.

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00:10:27,563 --> 00:10:29,920
She's my donor.
She's here for her psych evaluation.

245
00:10:29,945 --> 00:10:32,446
Not that she needs it.
So if the doctor has a rubber stamp

246
00:10:32,471 --> 00:10:34,498
that says "sane" on it,
we can just plop it

247
00:10:34,523 --> 00:10:36,123
right on her forehead
and be out of here.

248
00:10:37,172 --> 00:10:39,418
- Does he always talk for you?
- Uh... Oh, no.

249
00:10:39,443 --> 00:10:40,965
I'm not really talking
for her so much as I'm...

250
00:10:40,990 --> 00:10:42,324
- Sit down.
- Mm-hmm.

251
00:10:45,654 --> 00:10:48,332
Hey. You need to chill.

252
00:10:49,512 --> 00:10:51,801
You want a Xanax,
Valium? Maybe a Percocet?

253
00:10:51,826 --> 00:10:54,324
No. Why do you have those?

254
00:10:54,725 --> 00:10:57,761
The real question is, why don't you?

255
00:10:58,469 --> 00:11:01,019
Maybe no drugs in
front of the therapist.

256
00:11:01,044 --> 00:11:03,332
And please don't do your crazy laugh.

257
00:11:03,357 --> 00:11:04,791
I don't have a crazy laugh.

258
00:11:07,102 --> 00:11:08,683
That doesn't sound crazy to you?

259
00:11:08,708 --> 00:11:09,715
It sounds like you could be

260
00:11:09,740 --> 00:11:12,019
stroking a cat and talking
about world domination.

261
00:11:13,018 --> 00:11:14,617
Oh, my God, no.

262
00:11:15,214 --> 00:11:16,323
What?

263
00:11:16,348 --> 00:11:19,034
Darrin proposed to that girl.

264
00:11:19,059 --> 00:11:20,293
Aw...

265
00:11:20,318 --> 00:11:22,401
Of course he did. Come on, Darrin.

266
00:11:22,426 --> 00:11:25,058
Who proposes at 3:00 in
the afternoon on a Thursday?

267
00:11:25,370 --> 00:11:26,894
I can't breathe.

268
00:11:26,919 --> 00:11:28,151
Yes, you can.

269
00:11:28,398 --> 00:11:29,765
Look, they were on the beach

270
00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:32,368
and he spread rose petals on the sand.

271
00:11:32,519 --> 00:11:35,269
Oh... Uh,
I think I accidentally liked it.

272
00:11:35,294 --> 00:11:36,706
- Drew!
- Maybe it'll look like

273
00:11:36,731 --> 00:11:37,964
you're taking the high road.

274
00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:39,916
God, I can't believe this.

275
00:11:39,941 --> 00:11:42,909
I ju... I wa... I want to kill myself.

276
00:11:44,239 --> 00:11:45,472
No, she doesn't.

277
00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:46,497
She's joking.

278
00:11:46,522 --> 00:11:47,870
She's just goofing around.

279
00:11:47,895 --> 00:11:49,480
Hey, listen to me.

280
00:11:49,505 --> 00:11:51,636
Okay? Look, you didn't want something,

281
00:11:51,661 --> 00:11:53,245
and now that you see
someone else have it, you do.

282
00:11:53,270 --> 00:11:54,466
But you don't really.

283
00:11:54,491 --> 00:11:56,191
You're fine just the way you are. Right?

284
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,745
Tell me you're good
just the way you are.

285
00:11:57,770 --> 00:11:59,698
Gina, tell me!
I really need this kidney.

286
00:11:59,723 --> 00:12:01,624
Just shush! Shush it!

287
00:12:02,224 --> 00:12:03,276
Okay?

288
00:12:03,301 --> 00:12:04,635
- Where's my Xanax?
- No.

289
00:12:04,660 --> 00:12:07,378
Again, just joking. No, no drugs here.

290
00:12:07,403 --> 00:12:09,620
- Get out of there. Get out of there.
- Gina Dabrowski?

291
00:12:09,645 --> 00:12:11,112
- No.
- Here.

292
00:12:11,718 --> 00:12:13,261
Look, um...

293
00:12:13,705 --> 00:12:15,761
I don't think today's
a good day for this.

294
00:12:15,786 --> 00:12:17,787
And I'm only speaking for
her because she's sick.

295
00:12:17,812 --> 00:12:19,079
Physically sick.

296
00:12:19,511 --> 00:12:20,964
I'm fine.

297
00:12:21,509 --> 00:12:22,847
Are you?

298
00:12:24,283 --> 00:12:25,628
I got this.

299
00:12:30,389 --> 00:12:31,923
She does.

300
00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:34,144
She does got this.

301
00:12:35,041 --> 00:12:37,417
So, uh, Paula, um,

302
00:12:37,442 --> 00:12:38,855
I have a question.

303
00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:42,589
Would you ever consider
donating a kidney?

304
00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:53,719
So...

305
00:12:53,744 --> 00:12:55,640
this thing kind of like the SAT?

306
00:12:55,665 --> 00:12:57,675
You get a bad score,
you can take it again?

307
00:12:59,087 --> 00:13:01,313
It's okay, you can talk to me.

308
00:13:01,395 --> 00:13:03,633
I, too, am a licensed psychologist.

309
00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:06,008
I'm "in the biz."

310
00:13:06,550 --> 00:13:08,945
Well, as someone "in the biz,"

311
00:13:08,970 --> 00:13:11,156
you know I can't
disclose that information.

312
00:13:11,181 --> 00:13:13,215
Of course. I admire your integrity.

313
00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:15,041
You passed the test!

314
00:13:19,807 --> 00:13:22,586
- Please get away from the door.
- Oh, yeah. Um...

315
00:13:22,611 --> 00:13:23,812
Are you sure they're in there?

316
00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:25,211
It's just very quiet.

317
00:13:25,236 --> 00:13:27,008
Maybe you should wait outside.

318
00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:29,157
Good idea. I'll go for a walk.

319
00:13:29,992 --> 00:13:32,040
- Other door.
- Well done, Paula.

320
00:13:32,065 --> 00:13:34,236
Consummate professional. Marvelous.

321
00:13:34,261 --> 00:13:36,395
Marvelous, Paula!

322
00:13:37,846 --> 00:13:40,259
Are you nervous about the operation?

323
00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:41,686
I guess a little bit.

324
00:13:41,711 --> 00:13:44,072
But when I think about
saving Drew's life,

325
00:13:44,097 --> 00:13:46,228
it seems like such a small thing to do.

326
00:13:46,253 --> 00:13:47,657
He's a really great guy.

327
00:13:47,682 --> 00:13:49,087
How long have you known him?

328
00:13:49,112 --> 00:13:51,072
Well, we met in high school,

329
00:13:51,097 --> 00:13:54,009
but to be honest, we weren't that close.

330
00:13:54,337 --> 00:13:56,634
We got together at a friend's wedding...

331
00:13:56,659 --> 00:13:58,532
Well, not "got together."

332
00:13:58,557 --> 00:14:01,423
I did "get together"
with one of the groomsmen.

333
00:14:01,448 --> 00:14:02,970
He hasn't called.

334
00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:05,855
But that's for a different
therapy session.

335
00:14:06,228 --> 00:14:08,515
Anyway, that's how
Drew and I reconnected.

336
00:14:08,718 --> 00:14:10,519
Is that him?

337
00:14:14,349 --> 00:14:15,570
Yeah.

338
00:14:17,046 --> 00:14:18,359
Hey.

339
00:14:19,071 --> 00:14:20,421
Just drive.

340
00:14:20,446 --> 00:14:21,779
You betcha.

341
00:14:26,536 --> 00:14:28,726
So, uh, want to listen to some music?

342
00:14:28,751 --> 00:14:31,500
Pop. Rock. Country. Just kidding.

343
00:14:31,525 --> 00:14:33,779
Unless you like country.
Well, in that case,

344
00:14:33,804 --> 00:14:35,507
howdy, partner.

345
00:14:37,671 --> 00:14:39,867
You act like I'm the unstable one,

346
00:14:39,892 --> 00:14:41,453
and you were hiding behind the bushes.

347
00:14:41,478 --> 00:14:42,678
I was worried about you.

348
00:14:42,703 --> 00:14:43,953
Oh, stop. You don't care about me.

349
00:14:43,978 --> 00:14:45,554
All you care about
is getting your kidney.

350
00:14:45,579 --> 00:14:47,039
- That's not true.
- Oh, come on, Drew.

351
00:14:47,064 --> 00:14:48,598
If you didn't need something from me,

352
00:14:48,623 --> 00:14:50,263
you wouldn't have
anything to do with me.

353
00:14:50,852 --> 00:14:52,148
Is that really what you think?

354
00:14:52,173 --> 00:14:53,373
It's fine.

355
00:14:55,998 --> 00:14:58,476
By the way, you're getting my kidney.

356
00:14:58,501 --> 00:15:00,268
- What?
- I passed the psych test.

357
00:15:00,293 --> 00:15:01,560
She doesn't think I'm crazy,

358
00:15:01,585 --> 00:15:03,539
but you didn't come off so good.

359
00:15:04,631 --> 00:15:05,931
All right.

360
00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:12,000
I'm sorry.

361
00:15:12,691 --> 00:15:15,664
I was afraid you were gonna spin out

362
00:15:15,689 --> 00:15:16,843
about your old boyfriend.

363
00:15:16,868 --> 00:15:18,960
He wasn't just my boyfriend. He...

364
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:21,094
I don't want to talk about it.

365
00:15:21,119 --> 00:15:22,859
Okay. That's fine.

366
00:15:22,884 --> 00:15:24,451
If and when you do, I'm here.

367
00:15:24,476 --> 00:15:26,531
I do not want to talk about it.

368
00:15:26,556 --> 00:15:28,773
That's okay, Gina.

369
00:15:31,568 --> 00:15:33,369
He was my fiancé.

370
00:15:33,394 --> 00:15:34,394
Oh.

371
00:15:34,419 --> 00:15:36,218
He proposed to me onstage

372
00:15:36,243 --> 00:15:37,828
during one of his concerts.

373
00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:39,781
It was super romantic.

374
00:15:40,109 --> 00:15:41,164
I think.

375
00:15:41,189 --> 00:15:43,171
We were both totally hammered.

376
00:15:44,256 --> 00:15:47,648
So... why didn't you
end up getting married?

377
00:15:47,889 --> 00:15:49,671
I got scared.

378
00:15:50,024 --> 00:15:52,039
He was on tour a lot,

379
00:15:52,064 --> 00:15:54,332
so I wasn't sure I could trust him.

380
00:15:58,606 --> 00:16:01,541
The truth is,
I wasn't sure I could trust myself.

381
00:16:02,827 --> 00:16:05,195
So the next time he came home,

382
00:16:05,337 --> 00:16:07,405
I was... I was gone.

383
00:16:08,709 --> 00:16:11,609
He called, he texted, he e-mailed.

384
00:16:11,634 --> 00:16:13,398
And, uh...

385
00:16:13,452 --> 00:16:15,086
I ghosted him.

386
00:16:17,571 --> 00:16:19,476
I really am a train wreck.

387
00:16:19,501 --> 00:16:21,355
No, come on.

388
00:16:21,456 --> 00:16:23,490
You're not a train wreck.

389
00:16:23,591 --> 00:16:25,258
Maybe a car wreck.

390
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:28,929
And then... and then the car
slams into the back of a truck.

391
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:30,062
And then the truck

392
00:16:30,087 --> 00:16:31,721
gets pushed in front of a train.

393
00:16:31,746 --> 00:16:33,960
But that's an indirect train wreck,
at best.

394
00:16:36,335 --> 00:16:38,523
- Can we go home?
- No.

395
00:16:38,548 --> 00:16:40,307
You need to have some fun.

396
00:16:40,693 --> 00:16:42,828
I'm not doing jury duty, Drew.

397
00:16:42,853 --> 00:16:44,742
Come on, that's my happy place.

398
00:16:44,767 --> 00:16:46,234
What's yours?

399
00:16:49,547 --> 00:16:51,748
- This is it?
- You bet.

400
00:16:51,773 --> 00:16:54,765
Ooh, scrunchies, three for five dollars.

401
00:16:55,408 --> 00:16:58,171
It's like Christmas
knocked up my birthday

402
00:16:58,196 --> 00:17:00,063
and this place was born.

403
00:17:01,140 --> 00:17:02,720
What do you think?

404
00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:04,351
Gold or goth black?

405
00:17:04,376 --> 00:17:06,077
You're asking me to play God?

406
00:17:06,277 --> 00:17:07,611
I say get 'em both.

407
00:17:07,636 --> 00:17:09,507
Attaboy, God.

408
00:17:10,389 --> 00:17:12,375
Hey, thank you for doing this.

409
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:13,534
Tonight's your night.

410
00:17:13,559 --> 00:17:15,493
I just want to be here for my friend.

411
00:17:15,780 --> 00:17:17,381
That was so...

412
00:17:17,732 --> 00:17:19,299
lame.

413
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:21,640
And I love you for it.

414
00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:24,267
Well, at the risk
of sounding even lamer...

415
00:17:24,292 --> 00:17:26,204
You cannot get lamer.

416
00:17:26,969 --> 00:17:29,403
Just because your last
relationship didn't work out

417
00:17:29,428 --> 00:17:30,929
doesn't mean your next one won't.

418
00:17:30,954 --> 00:17:33,093
You say that while you're
going through a divorce?

419
00:17:33,454 --> 00:17:34,493
Yeah, well,

420
00:17:34,518 --> 00:17:36,938
I wouldn't trade the early
days with Julia for anything.

421
00:17:36,963 --> 00:17:39,165
The later days, I would trade...

422
00:17:39,190 --> 00:17:41,954
and watch them burn in a dumpster fire.

423
00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:46,106
Yeah, I just don't think
that I am built for commitment.

424
00:17:46,131 --> 00:17:48,370
Oh, come on. Sure you are.

425
00:17:48,395 --> 00:17:49,963
You're giving me a kidney.

426
00:17:49,988 --> 00:17:52,790
Just be as fearless as you
are with everything else.

427
00:17:53,141 --> 00:17:54,741
You think I'm fearless?

428
00:17:54,766 --> 00:17:56,300
I'm jealous of how fearless you are.

429
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:57,726
Really?

430
00:17:59,735 --> 00:18:01,988
You want to steal something?

431
00:18:02,174 --> 00:18:03,526
What? No.

432
00:18:03,551 --> 00:18:05,755
- Come on. Be fearless.
- Okay, you are crazy.

433
00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:07,636
Just a comb. Maybe a tube of ChapStick.

434
00:18:07,661 --> 00:18:09,601
Gina... I'm not stealing anything.

435
00:18:09,626 --> 00:18:13,439
Too late. I already hid something
somewhere on your body.

436
00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:16,994
You're kidding, right?

437
00:18:17,331 --> 00:18:18,665
Gina?

438
00:18:19,016 --> 00:18:21,204
Gina, I'm a father. I can't go to jail.

439
00:18:25,108 --> 00:18:26,809
Oh, God, the cameras.

440
00:18:26,834 --> 00:18:28,212
The cameras.

441
00:18:33,285 --> 00:18:34,861
I just never took Gina for someone

442
00:18:34,886 --> 00:18:36,659
who'd let a guy affect her like that.

443
00:18:36,684 --> 00:18:38,018
It's because she's weak.

444
00:18:38,043 --> 00:18:40,230
In love, you're either
the cockroach or the boot.

445
00:18:40,528 --> 00:18:41,763
I don't know,

446
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,825
doesn't everyone have an ex
they're still hung up on?

447
00:18:43,850 --> 00:18:46,108
I know I'll never
completely get over Julia.

448
00:18:46,133 --> 00:18:49,063
Although I am considering
unfollowing her on Instagram.

449
00:18:49,906 --> 00:18:52,041
Yeah, we all have
that one that got away,

450
00:18:52,066 --> 00:18:54,101
that makes you crazy every
time you think of them.

451
00:18:54,126 --> 00:18:55,411
Who's your person?

452
00:18:55,594 --> 00:18:57,971
Oh, I'm sorry. I am that person.

453
00:18:59,062 --> 00:19:01,164
I'm hiding from three ladies right now.

454
00:19:01,189 --> 00:19:02,367
What can I say?

455
00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:04,160
Ladies love the chocolate.

456
00:19:04,555 --> 00:19:06,492
Yeah. Not so much vanilla.

457
00:19:07,424 --> 00:19:09,058
Gideon? What about you?

458
00:19:09,488 --> 00:19:10,889
Kevin Snyder.

459
00:19:10,914 --> 00:19:12,262
Love of my life.

460
00:19:12,287 --> 00:19:13,577
If I ever see him again...

461
00:19:13,602 --> 00:19:15,365
And I hope I do...

462
00:19:15,390 --> 00:19:17,858
I will bash him with a shovel!

463
00:19:18,890 --> 00:19:20,250
Samantha?

464
00:19:20,430 --> 00:19:22,005
Oh, I don't think so.

465
00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:23,263
We told you ours.

466
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:24,689
Come on, we're bonding.

467
00:19:25,208 --> 00:19:26,577
Okay.

468
00:19:26,602 --> 00:19:27,744
All right.

469
00:19:28,102 --> 00:19:30,046
Uh, I went to Singapore

470
00:19:30,071 --> 00:19:32,615
for a friend's wedding
and I met this guy.

471
00:19:32,716 --> 00:19:34,350
And he was amazing.

472
00:19:34,375 --> 00:19:36,328
And we fell totally in love.

473
00:19:36,353 --> 00:19:37,641
But then

474
00:19:37,666 --> 00:19:40,924
I discovered that he was from
this really wealthy family

475
00:19:40,949 --> 00:19:44,430
that would never, ever accept me.

476
00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:45,883
Oh...

477
00:19:46,128 --> 00:19:47,528
Wait.

478
00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:49,563
Isn't that the plot to
Crazy Rich Asians?

479
00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:51,149
Yup. Think I'd tell the truth

480
00:19:51,174 --> 00:19:53,235
and show weakness like you cockroaches?

481
00:19:56,197 --> 00:19:57,764
Does anybody want any gum?

482
00:19:57,789 --> 00:19:59,857
- I'll take a piece.
- I stole this, by the way.

483
00:19:59,882 --> 00:20:00,969
That's right.

484
00:20:00,994 --> 00:20:04,156
Little Bambi is a cheater
and a shoplifter.

485
00:20:07,445 --> 00:20:08,843
So remember,

486
00:20:08,868 --> 00:20:12,237
Gina Von Hoschler's Artisanal Pilsner.

487
00:20:12,262 --> 00:20:14,657
Ist das nicht ein tasty bier?

488
00:20:14,682 --> 00:20:17,539
Ja, das ist ein tasty bier!

489
00:20:18,719 --> 00:20:20,727
Excuse me, Fräulein?

490
00:20:20,752 --> 00:20:23,299
Where can I find a Bavarian beer

491
00:20:23,815 --> 00:20:27,124
for my brother who has just
reached the age of 14?

492
00:20:28,176 --> 00:20:30,428
Just click on das link below.

493
00:20:30,453 --> 00:20:31,944
We ship overnight.

494
00:20:32,163 --> 00:20:34,163
Overnight shipping not guaranteed.

495
00:20:38,502 --> 00:20:40,970
Now that's what I call wunderbar!

496
00:20:41,968 --> 00:20:43,637
Octoberfest!

497
00:20:44,821 --> 00:20:47,085
I love this kid.

498
00:20:49,355 --> 00:20:51,456
The beer, not so much.

499
00:20:52,479 --> 00:20:58,604
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