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Previously on Riverdale...

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I just have to ask.

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When you were pretending
to be with Betty...

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you didn't feel anything, did you?

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I can't stop thinking about you, Betty.

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I've tried, but it's impossible.

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I wanted to share something with you.

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It's a song I wrote for you.

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Stop. Whatever this is, it's just over.

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Hey, Mom, I'm ready to get
serious about the Naval Academy.

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He's dying, Archie.

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And I don't know what to do.

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What is this?

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Footage of our houses being
watched from across the street,

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for hours upon hours.

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Maybe it's just a prank.

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This is clearly an escalation.

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It's a warning or a
promise of violence to come.

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This was on our doorstep.

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Maybe it's another copycat?

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I've seen this place before.

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Oh, my God.

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Are they stabbing Mr. Honey?

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Hey, did you reach out to Mr. Honey?

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We did, he's fine. No
one's tried to kill him.

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Well, for now, at least.

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In the meantime, you mind
breaking this down for me?

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Well, it's the Auteur again.

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Seems like they've moved
on from recreating a killing

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to re-enacting a metaphoric murder.

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Us and our friends
getting Mr. Honey fired.

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And there is one other thing.

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I wrote a story Killing Mr. Honey,

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within which was a fictionalized
version of this cabin.

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I don't think that's a coincidence.

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All right, uh, who else
knew about that story?

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- Just us.
- Yeah.

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Me and Betty.

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I mean, unless I'm
being watched or hacked.

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This is interesting.

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It's four ticket stubs.

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From, like, the movie theater?

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Admission to watch the tapes?

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Stubs have the letters
"B" and "V" on them.

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The hell? Like Betty and Veronica?

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No, Blue Velvet.

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Like Blue Velvet Video?

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As in the one place that all
roads keep coming back to,

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that video store and
that crypt-keeper, David.

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If he's not the Auteur, he's
connected to the Auteur somehow,

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- or at least he's a fan.
- We'll bring him in.

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I'll call you in the
morning. Get some rest.

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Okay, good night.

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Early morning run, Archiekins?

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I got my physical for the
Naval Academy this week.

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Well, I find it hard to believe

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they wouldn't be impressed
by my teenage Thor.

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You could always serve
your country in the USO.

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- What are you talking about?
- Oh, nothing.

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This new song you've written.

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- Oh.
- Mmm-hmm.

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That is nothing. Just
something I'm kicking around.

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Play it for me.

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No, Ronnie, I stink
and so does this song.

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Trust me.

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Okay.

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I do like the idea of you
getting back into music, though.

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Right now, my focus is on
impressing the Commandant.

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And you will.

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Because I'll be there
to make sure of it.

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It's Daddy.

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- He wants me home for breakfast.
- That's too bad...

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'cause I was gonna ask you if you
wanted to join me in the shower.

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Hey, there you are. Come, sit, join us.

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I have news.

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Please don't tell me you
and Mom are chaperoning prom?

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We are, but no.

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My news is that according to my doctor,

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my core strength is building back up.

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In fact, my grip is almost as
strong as it was pre-diagnosis.

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- What are you saying, Daddy?
- I'm beating it.

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I'm beating this damn disease.

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Honey, that's incredible.

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It is, assuming it's true.

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Forgive me if I call your doctor

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to confirm that this isn't
another one of your stories?

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Fine.

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Does he know why you're bouncing back?

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I've been trying this new workout
regimen that seems to be helping.

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Thank you, Doctor. TTFN.

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Well, it seems to be true.

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Well, this calls for celebration.

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Cheers.

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Salud.

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Huh. He's not talking.

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Unless you count movie quotes.

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Well, what did he have to say about

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his store's initials
on those ticket stubs?

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- He's never seen them before in his life.
- Right.

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You know, I don't know if this creep

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is responsible for making the videos,

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but I can't shake the feeling that
somehow he is profiting off them.

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Same.

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Where's your partner-in-crime?

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She's following up on another lead.

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What exactly are you
accusing me of, young lady?

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I'm not accusing. I'm asking.

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If I made a videotape of you and your

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classmates murdering poor Mr. Honey?

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Things haven't changed much, I see.

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- Mr. Weatherbee, you're back?
- Indeed.

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Just in time for senior
prom and graduation.

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How... How are you?

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I told Edgar I wasn't
the mole. He cut it off.

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I make it through most nights
without waking up screaming.

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Two businesses? Another
besides this community center?

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Yes, Commandant. Archie is also
the owner of Andrews Construction,

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a business he inherited
after his father's passing.

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Well, I have to say, I am truly
impressed by you, Mr. Andrews.

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Thank you, sir.

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However, when it seemed like you were

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no longer interested in the Academy,

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I started looking at other
candidates to appoint.

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Is there someone else
you're considering, sir?

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Yes, a young man from Queens,

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who's been training
rigorously for the Academy.

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He's also a boxer like I was.

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And, as you know, we have a proud
boxing tradition in the Navy.

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I'm looking for a champion.

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Crazy idea,

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if you're considering
Archie and someone else,

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how about deciding it
with an exhibition bout?

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Right here at the El Royale.

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You know, I do feel that Archie and this

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young man are otherwise evenly matched.

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Okay. I'll have my office
reach out to K.O. Kelly,

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to see how quickly he can
hop a train to Riverdale.

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Wait a minute. K.O. Kelly
is your other candidate?

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Yes. Why? You know him?

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Um, yes.

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He's only dating one
of my BFFs, Katy Keene.

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Well, Ms. Bell was a bust.

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Yeah, well, Charles
didn't have much luck

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with the video store's owner, either.

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You know, I do have an idea
of someone we could talk to

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who might be able to
give us dirt on David.

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The only caveat being
he's tried to kill me.

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Our momentous best day
is almost upon us, T.T.

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Can I ask, why do you want
to be prom queen so badly?

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Want, T.T.?

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Does Elizabeth want to
be the Queen of England?

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A better question is why
don't you wanna be prom queen?

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Listen, if it's important to you,

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it's important to me.

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But the only royalty I care
about is being Serpent Queen,

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which I will be, again. You'll see.

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Hey, Cheryl, Toni. Is this where
I sign up to run for prom person?

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Oh, no, Kev, I don't
think you wanna do that.

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Yeah, no, I don't, actually, but Fangs
has always wanted to be prom king,

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- so here we are.
- Well.

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I hate to rain on Fangs' parade,

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but Toni and I are
campaigning to be co-queens,

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and it has been my destiny to
wear that prom crown since birth.

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I have spent my entire life
fantasizing about being prom queen,

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and a part of that fantasy
is that I exist in a world

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where everyone wants me to be prom queen

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and certainly not themselves.

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Does that make sense?

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Thank you, Kevin. As my
friend, I knew you'd understand.

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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
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Whatever happens with your fight,

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I've booked us the presidential
suite at the Five Seasons

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for our apres-prom rendezvous.

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It'll be just you, me,

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a bathtub full of rose petals and...

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K.O. Kelly!

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- Ronnie.
- Hi.

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Hey.

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Welcome to Riverdale.

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K.O., this is Archie Andrews.

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- Archie, this is K.O. Kelly.
- Ah...

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So, you're my competition.

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No offense, but are we even
in the same weight class?

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I'm bigger than I look, bro.

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Boys, boys! Save the
sparring for the ring.

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I promised Katy I'd show
K.O. a good time tonight.

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Yeah, I'm down. But first, Ronnie,

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do you know where I can drop my stuff?

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As a matter of fact, I do.

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Archie has graciously agreed to have

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you stay with him and train at his gym.

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- I'm heading there now if you need a ride.
- All right.

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Play nice, boys.

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Well, well, well. Never
thought I'd see you two again.

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What brings you around these parts?

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Look, Bret, we know you sold your
sex tapes to Blue Velvet Video.

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Now, the owner, David, keeps coming
up in an ongoing investigation

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that we're conducting,
but he's not talking to us.

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We need a way in. We need leverage.

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Yeah. I know David.

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But if he's not talking, why should I?

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See, I happen to have a
friend in there with you.

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His name is War Baby. Mmm-hmm.

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Do you know who he
hates more than anyone?

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Preppies.

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What's the investigation?

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Someone is making videos
of us and our friends

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doing disturbing, violent things.

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We think this David person
is connected to them.

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Did he ever mention or host any
screenings with the videos in stock?

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Some of David's customers
prefer... shared experiences.

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Underground, immersive

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red-band screenings.

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If we wanted to attend
one of these screenings,

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what would we need to do?

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You'd have to be on the list.

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Or you'd have to prove to David

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that you're the real deal.

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Bring him a tape.

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Something to make him sit up

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and take notice,

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like, say, a snuff film.

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Holy moly! That guy's
gotta have 50 pounds on you.

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Yeah, no joke.

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What am I gonna do, Mr. Keller?

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He's gonna cream me tomorrow night.

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Well, honestly, Archie,

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I think a little psychological
warfare might be your best bet.

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You're smaller than he is,

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but I'm willing to bet you're stronger.

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Let's go show 'em.

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- You got a mean left hook on you, K.O.
- Thanks.

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Been punching bag since I was a baby.

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Look, I promised Ronnie no
betting on our actual match,

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but how about you and me
make a little side bet?

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That, pound for pound,
I'm stronger than you are.

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Unless you're too scared.

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Twenty... 21...

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27... 28... 29...

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91... 92... 93...

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122... 123... 124...

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129... 130...

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131...

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Okay, I'll admit it.
You got more endurance.

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But when it comes to brute
power, we'll see who's stronger.

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The Heavyweight
Heartbreaker or the Red Hope.

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Yeah, we will.

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And tomorrow your ass is grass.

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But, tonight, Ronnie wants
us to show you a good time

251
00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:20,859
so we're going to her speakeasy.

252
00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:23,291
Her what?

253
00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:26,618
Okay, I know this is Riverdale,

254
00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:27,911
but where do we get a snuff film

255
00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:30,539
in which someone gets
murdered on screen?

256
00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:32,458
But those are just
urban legends, I thought.

257
00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:35,377
Well, not according
to Nicolas Cage movies.

258
00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:37,880
- Maybe we can make one.
- A snuff film?

259
00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:39,631
Well, a facsimile of one.

260
00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:40,966
It just has to be convincing enough

261
00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:42,261
for David to let his guard down.

262
00:12:42,264 --> 00:12:44,163
We could even borrow the
equipment from the AV club.

263
00:12:44,165 --> 00:12:45,465
And Jellybean probably still has that

264
00:12:45,467 --> 00:12:47,976
fake blood left over from Halloween.

265
00:12:47,979 --> 00:12:50,474
Who's our murderer? Who's our victim?

266
00:12:50,477 --> 00:12:53,397
We just need a brute and a scream queen.

267
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,774
No, I won't help you.

268
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,651
No, no, Cheryl, it's
not an actual snuff film.

269
00:12:59,653 --> 00:13:02,654
It's an act. It's a way to
get closer to the Auteur,

270
00:13:02,656 --> 00:13:05,491
the person who's been creating
those re-enactment videos,

271
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:08,994
including the one with
Jason and your father.

272
00:13:08,996 --> 00:13:12,331
I do want to expose that defiler.

273
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:13,791
What's this movie about anyway?

274
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,627
Uh, it's a classic
tale, one as old as time.

275
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:20,172
Girl meets a boy, boy
promises to make girl a star,

276
00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:23,471
and then the boy kills the girl.

277
00:13:23,474 --> 00:13:24,600
Charming.

278
00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:27,058
Okay, but I'll need a wig.

279
00:13:27,061 --> 00:13:29,768
I don't want anyone to recognize
me by my signature red mane.

280
00:13:29,771 --> 00:13:30,856
Okay.

281
00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:40,359
Well, how do I look?

282
00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:42,402
Oh, my God, you look incredible.

283
00:13:42,404 --> 00:13:44,029
What about me?

284
00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:46,615
Terrifying, Reg.

285
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:49,201
- What happens next, Mr. De Palma?
- Yes.

286
00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:50,677
Now, Reggie is going to kill you

287
00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:53,539
in the most brutally
exploitative way imaginable,

288
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:56,252
and I am going to film
the hell out of it.

289
00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:11,008
Is everyone having a good time tonight?

290
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:17,729
Excellent.

291
00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:20,357
In honor of my friend K.O.'s visit,

292
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:23,277
I thought I'd share a
little tune for you tonight.

293
00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,447
It was written by someone
very special to me.

294
00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:28,782
This one's for you, Archiekins.

295
00:14:33,496 --> 00:14:37,915
? There's no warning ?
? When everything changes ?

296
00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:42,880
? You let down your guard ?
? And I saw something strange ?

297
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:47,259
? I thought he's not made ?
? For this world ?

298
00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:52,057
? And neither am I ?

299
00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:57,869
? 'Cause you make me ?

300
00:14:57,872 --> 00:15:02,816
? Wanna be stronger than I am ?

301
00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:07,946
? And maybe I'm reaching ?
? This place in a feeling ?

302
00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:12,993
? There's no way to know ?
? But to try ?

303
00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:17,831
? So give me tonight ?

304
00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:19,791
? Tonight ?

305
00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:24,254
All right now, it's straight
to bed, my burly boys.

306
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:26,055
You've got a big day tomorrow.

307
00:15:26,058 --> 00:15:29,842
K.O., please tell Katy that I'm
sorry she's not gonna be here

308
00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:32,886
when my boyfriend
beats up her boyfriend.

309
00:15:32,889 --> 00:15:34,933
I'll let her know.

310
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:37,311
Good night.

311
00:15:38,651 --> 00:15:39,811
Good night.

312
00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:40,856
Wait.

313
00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:43,982
Yeah?

314
00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:45,319
I love you.

315
00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:47,279
I love you, too.

316
00:15:53,326 --> 00:15:56,744
I have a proposal I'd
like to share with you.

317
00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:59,206
I'd like us to host a
din-din before the dance.

318
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,710
I'm down. Who should we invite?

319
00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:04,169
Mmm, the Vixens,

320
00:16:04,171 --> 00:16:09,216
- Kevin, Fangs...
- I was thinking our families.

321
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:10,745
Specifically yours, my love.

322
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:15,973
Cheryl, even though I'm
out to my grandparents

323
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,642
and I'm their favorite grandchild,

324
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:22,598
I don't think they can handle
some big gay prom dinner party.

325
00:16:22,601 --> 00:16:25,107
Well...

326
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:27,424
what happens when I
meet them at graduation?

327
00:16:29,863 --> 00:16:33,699
Do I just pretend like
you're not my girlfriend?

328
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:35,951
Honestly, that's probably a good idea.

329
00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:37,869
T.T., you can't be serious.

330
00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:41,999
I know it's crazy and backwards,

331
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,627
but that's my reality, babe.

332
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:50,716
Hey, I'm curious, Archie.

333
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:52,718
What made you seek
out the Naval Academy?

334
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,597
Well, all my friends applied to college.

335
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:59,766
I kind of missed the boat on that.

336
00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:02,894
And I got a second chance
with the Commandant.

337
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:06,817
The Academy, it feels like it
could be a good place to start over.

338
00:17:07,436 --> 00:17:08,608
Completely.

339
00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:09,735
Well...

340
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,737
not completely.

341
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:14,386
You and Ronnie are in
it to win it, Katy says.

342
00:17:16,344 --> 00:17:18,427
I don't know, bro, sometimes I worry

343
00:17:18,430 --> 00:17:20,453
that I'm holding her back, you know?

344
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:22,830
I feel you.

345
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:26,059
But that is for the ladies to decide,

346
00:17:26,062 --> 00:17:28,190
not lugs like us.

347
00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:31,633
We lucked out.

348
00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:36,221
Good night, bro.

349
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:47,647
- Hey, guys.
- Hey, Kev.

350
00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:49,691
We have a favor to ask.

351
00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:52,778
We are trying to sell a snuff
film to this video store,

352
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:55,739
but I can't go in there because
the owner's gonna recognize me

353
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:58,325
from the time I raided
the place with the FBI.

354
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:00,285
But I don't want Betty
to go in alone, so...

355
00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:02,879
- You had me at snuff film.
- Thank you, Kev.

356
00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:05,082
We just have to stop by my house.

357
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,292
I need to grab a backup, just in case.

358
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:08,514
Cool.

359
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:16,218
I need to talk to you
about something, Nana,

360
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:18,804
and I'm really hoping that
you'll keep an open mind.

361
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:21,807
I think I know what this is about.

362
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:24,726
Your girlfriend stopped
by for a visit, Antoinette.

363
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:27,062
My girlfriend did? What?

364
00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:29,664
When were you gonna tell me
that you were dating a Blossom?

365
00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:33,652
Nana, it's not what you think.

366
00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:35,529
Cheryl isn't what you think.

367
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:39,199
That family, over the decades,
has taken everything from us.

368
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:42,494
- And from our people.
- That's ancient history.

369
00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:45,330
And I promise you Cheryl
is nothing like her family.

370
00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:50,836
If that's true, then why have you
kept her hidden like a dirty secret?

371
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:52,451
It's because you know it's wrong.

372
00:18:52,454 --> 00:18:55,006
No, it's because I knew this
would be your irrational reaction.

373
00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:57,509
About this? Yes.

374
00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:59,930
I will not allow you to date a Blossom.

375
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:07,185
You look familiar to me.

376
00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:10,981
Both of you do. You come in here before?

377
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,899
- Nope, never, shockingly.
- Mmm-mmm.

378
00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:17,028
A classmate of mine from prep
school said that you buy videos.

379
00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:19,447
Underground videos.

380
00:19:19,449 --> 00:19:22,117
My friend and I saw this
video at a party last weekend.

381
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:26,705
And we boosted it. It's of a
girl getting killed for real.

382
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,208
A snuff film.

383
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:30,919
Let me take a look.

384
00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:47,392
Sorry, kids, you were conned.

385
00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:49,436
Or you're trying to con me.

386
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,813
But this snuff is a fake.

387
00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:54,776
We were worried that this
tape might not be authentic,

388
00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:56,034
so I brought a backup

389
00:19:56,037 --> 00:19:59,281
that I know for a fact is the real deal.

390
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:08,121
I'm making this movie so we never forget

391
00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:10,248
what your daddy sacrificed for us.

392
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,340
You do love your daddy,
don't you, Harold?

393
00:20:12,343 --> 00:20:14,498
- Yes, Mommy.
- What is this?

394
00:20:14,501 --> 00:20:16,546
And you want your daddy
to keep living with us?

395
00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:18,173
The birth of a serial killer.

396
00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:19,299
Yes, Mom.

397
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,613
The Black Hood as a little boy.

398
00:20:21,616 --> 00:20:23,845
Is that really him?

399
00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:26,139
- The Black Hood?
- Yeah.

400
00:20:26,141 --> 00:20:28,099
That's my dad.

401
00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:29,814
This is insane.

402
00:20:29,817 --> 00:20:36,027
Could I screen this at a little
film festival/rave I'm organizing?

403
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:41,261
Yeah, as long as we're
invited to the screening.

404
00:20:42,395 --> 00:20:45,659
...because we don't want Daddy
to be taken away from us, do we?

405
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:47,827
- No.
- But you,

406
00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:50,813
you will do better. You must do better.

407
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:12,354
That a boy. Go get him, Arch.

408
00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:31,162
Welcome to the Film Society, girlie.

409
00:21:31,164 --> 00:21:35,168
We got your daddy's
movie playing in Room 317.

410
00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:52,434
Welcome to the Film Society.

411
00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:55,186
My dad's playing in
Room 317, apparently.

412
00:21:55,188 --> 00:21:56,398
Awesome.

413
00:22:13,373 --> 00:22:15,759
So, what exactly are we
supposed to be looking for here?

414
00:22:17,543 --> 00:22:20,044
To see if any of the
Auteur's movies are playing

415
00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:22,049
or if any of these
people are fans of his.

416
00:22:32,309 --> 00:22:34,518
Let me just get a lay of the land first.

417
00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:09,260
Can you do that, Harold? Convince him?

418
00:23:09,262 --> 00:23:11,596
You're a good boy, Harold.

419
00:23:11,598 --> 00:23:16,101
Your father made a mistake.
But you, you will do better.

420
00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:17,870
You must do better.

421
00:23:17,873 --> 00:23:19,416
- Betty.
- Yeah.

422
00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:49,733
These are all the Auteur's films.

423
00:23:49,736 --> 00:23:51,555
Well, then he's gotta be in here.

424
00:23:57,602 --> 00:23:59,354
Do you know who the director of this is?

425
00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:03,525
Do you know who the director of this...

426
00:24:05,067 --> 00:24:06,775
Are you the director?

427
00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:09,139
- Hey!
- Oh, I'm actually such a big fan.

428
00:24:09,142 --> 00:24:11,254
- If I'm lucky, I'll get an autograph.
- Who is that?

429
00:24:11,256 --> 00:24:14,139
Ponytail Playmate. You're
even hotter in person.

430
00:24:19,974 --> 00:24:21,765
Whoa, whoa, hey!

431
00:24:21,768 --> 00:24:23,912
Jug, we're leaving, we're
leaving, we're leaving.

432
00:24:23,915 --> 00:24:25,172
Go, go, go.

433
00:24:28,675 --> 00:24:29,807
Here.

434
00:24:30,927 --> 00:24:32,510
Give me two big breaths.

435
00:24:35,849 --> 00:24:37,117
Jug, look.

436
00:24:38,935 --> 00:24:41,895
Oh, that's him. That's gotta be him.

437
00:24:52,282 --> 00:24:53,366
Come on, Arch!

438
00:25:01,791 --> 00:25:04,501
- Jellybean?
- Jughead?

439
00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:07,255
Betty, go. Let me stay with
Jellybean. Go, after him!

440
00:25:09,662 --> 00:25:11,966
- What are you doing here?
- No, what are you doing here?

441
00:25:11,968 --> 00:25:14,093
My friends and I heard
there was a party.

442
00:25:14,096 --> 00:25:15,720
Am I in trouble?

443
00:25:15,723 --> 00:25:17,841
No, no, you're not in
trouble. Come on, let's go.

444
00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:23,061
Stop, stop, stop!

445
00:25:23,063 --> 00:25:24,606
Fight's over.

446
00:25:32,447 --> 00:25:35,949
Ladies and gentlemen, the
first judge has scored the fight

447
00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:38,017
in favor of K.O. Kelly.

448
00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:45,183
Our second judge has scored
the fight for Archie Andrews.

449
00:25:48,046 --> 00:25:50,443
And our third judge, the Commandant,

450
00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:56,052
has scored the fight in favor

451
00:25:56,054 --> 00:25:57,845
of K.O. Kelly, your winner tonight.

452
00:26:12,109 --> 00:26:14,112
You're a hell of a fighter, Archie.

453
00:26:14,114 --> 00:26:17,282
I'll tell you what, why
don't we stay in touch,

454
00:26:17,284 --> 00:26:20,118
and, come fall, you
reapply to the Academy,

455
00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:22,248
we'll see if we can't make
it happen for you then.

456
00:26:22,251 --> 00:26:23,621
No, thanks, I'm good.

457
00:26:23,623 --> 00:26:26,075
Archie, don't be disrespectful.

458
00:26:26,078 --> 00:26:28,789
Your blood's still
boiling. I understand, son.

459
00:26:29,712 --> 00:26:31,461
I'm not your son.

460
00:26:31,464 --> 00:26:33,441
And I'm not applying
to your school again.

461
00:26:41,474 --> 00:26:43,766
Cheryl, what the hell did you do?

462
00:26:43,768 --> 00:26:45,351
What the hell, indeed, Toni.

463
00:26:45,353 --> 00:26:46,686
I thought you didn't
want me to meet your nana

464
00:26:46,688 --> 00:26:48,062
because I'm a lesbian.

465
00:26:48,064 --> 00:26:50,148
But, surprise! It's me and my family

466
00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:52,067
she hates with a fiery vengeance.

467
00:26:52,070 --> 00:26:54,945
Cheryl, you have to admit that your
ancestors were horrible to mine.

468
00:26:54,948 --> 00:26:57,739
And now, my nana is begging
me not to go to prom with you.

469
00:26:57,741 --> 00:27:00,325
She says that it would
dishonor our family.

470
00:27:00,327 --> 00:27:06,998
Look, I'm truly, truly sorry
I went to see your nana.

471
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:10,668
But I really hope we're still
going to prom together, T.T.

472
00:27:10,670 --> 00:27:14,505
I hope that when I'm posing for
pictures in my amazing dress,

473
00:27:14,507 --> 00:27:18,178
that you're there with me,
looking equally undeniable.

474
00:27:24,559 --> 00:27:26,684
How did you even know
where to go, Jellybean?

475
00:27:26,686 --> 00:27:29,520
My friend, Lauren, from soccer.

476
00:27:29,522 --> 00:27:31,356
Her older brother heard about a rave.

477
00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:34,192
- From who?
- I don't know. He's on some email list.

478
00:27:35,206 --> 00:27:38,278
Jug, I swear, I've never
been to a rave before.

479
00:27:38,281 --> 00:27:39,947
Will you just promise
me you're not gonna go

480
00:27:39,949 --> 00:27:43,076
to any more X-rated raves from now on?

481
00:27:43,078 --> 00:27:45,370
Especially if I end up
in the University of Iowa.

482
00:27:45,372 --> 00:27:47,080
- Okay?
- Yes.

483
00:27:47,082 --> 00:27:49,876
- You promise me?
- I promise.

484
00:28:08,103 --> 00:28:09,354
Archie.

485
00:28:11,398 --> 00:28:14,107
I'm sorry about the fight.

486
00:28:14,109 --> 00:28:17,068
I wish I hadn't suggested it.

487
00:28:17,070 --> 00:28:19,572
And I know this sucks right now,

488
00:28:21,199 --> 00:28:24,283
but the Naval Academy
wasn't your only option.

489
00:28:24,285 --> 00:28:25,966
Yeah, it kinda was, Ronnie.

490
00:28:25,969 --> 00:28:28,221
Hey, listen.

491
00:28:29,883 --> 00:28:31,709
Do you wanna blow off prom?

492
00:28:33,461 --> 00:28:35,086
We could do something.

493
00:28:35,088 --> 00:28:36,921
Anything you want. Just the two of us.

494
00:28:36,923 --> 00:28:39,884
No, this will be the last
dance we have with our friends.

495
00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:42,554
Can't miss it.

496
00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:46,141
Are you sure, Archie?

497
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:48,810
I'm in.

498
00:29:03,616 --> 00:29:06,993
I still wanna take a
picture of you, dear.

499
00:29:06,995 --> 00:29:09,495
You look like an angel.

500
00:29:09,497 --> 00:29:11,789
Thank you, Nana.

501
00:29:11,791 --> 00:29:15,003
Perhaps your camera will capture
the sublime tragedy of my life.

502
00:29:16,463 --> 00:29:19,674
- Okay.
- Don't start crying yet, Cheryl.

503
00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:22,151
Toni, you came.

504
00:29:23,678 --> 00:29:25,513
Was there ever any doubt?

505
00:29:30,685 --> 00:29:31,976
Ready?

506
00:29:35,732 --> 00:29:38,191
Oh, that's nice.

507
00:29:39,986 --> 00:29:41,486
Looking sharp, Archie.

508
00:29:41,488 --> 00:29:44,071
Thank you, sir.

509
00:29:44,073 --> 00:29:47,283
You know, uh, Veronica told
me about the Naval Academy.

510
00:29:47,285 --> 00:29:49,202
- Unlucky break.
- It wasn't meant to be.

511
00:29:49,204 --> 00:29:51,329
Well, look, um...

512
00:29:51,331 --> 00:29:53,623
if you decide to stay
in Riverdale, Archie,

513
00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:56,250
it just so happens I'm
in need of a deputy mayor

514
00:29:56,252 --> 00:29:58,002
to oversee community outreach.

515
00:29:58,004 --> 00:29:59,921
I think you'd be perfect for it.

516
00:30:02,675 --> 00:30:05,386
Well, Archiekins, what do you think?

517
00:30:06,221 --> 00:30:08,179
Am I dazzling?

518
00:30:08,181 --> 00:30:10,099
Wow.

519
00:30:16,606 --> 00:30:18,773
Okay, you two, snuggle up for a picture.

520
00:30:18,775 --> 00:30:21,609
This is a memory you're
going to treasure forever.

521
00:30:21,611 --> 00:30:23,110
Smile and say, "Endgame."

522
00:30:23,112 --> 00:30:25,279
Three, two, one...

523
00:30:28,034 --> 00:30:30,868
Damn, boy, you're handsome.

524
00:30:30,870 --> 00:30:32,703
Like father, like son.

525
00:30:32,705 --> 00:30:34,999
Oh, my gosh. Betty.

526
00:30:43,466 --> 00:30:46,968
Betty Cooper, you take my breath away.

527
00:30:46,970 --> 00:30:50,576
Jughead Jones, the feeling's mutual.

528
00:30:53,476 --> 00:30:55,019
Okay, guys, picture time.

529
00:30:58,239 --> 00:30:59,532
Smile.

530
00:31:02,317 --> 00:31:06,945
? Kiss me ?
? Out of the bearded barley ?

531
00:31:06,948 --> 00:31:11,909
? Nightly ?
? Beside the green, green grass ?

532
00:31:11,911 --> 00:31:16,330
? Swing, swing ?
? Swing the spinning step ?

533
00:31:16,332 --> 00:31:20,251
? You wear those shoes ?
? And I will wear that dress ?

534
00:31:20,253 --> 00:31:25,590
? Oh, kiss me ?
? Beneath the milky twilight ?

535
00:31:25,592 --> 00:31:28,092
? Everybody one ?

536
00:31:28,094 --> 00:31:30,761
? Everybody two ?

537
00:31:30,763 --> 00:31:34,432
? Everybody free ?

538
00:31:34,434 --> 00:31:39,145
? Everybody wants to live ?
? Like they wanna live ?

539
00:31:39,147 --> 00:31:43,941
? And everybody wants to love ?
? Like they wanna love ?

540
00:31:43,943 --> 00:31:48,613
? And everybody wants to be ?
? Closer to free ?

541
00:31:48,615 --> 00:31:51,115
I'd like to propose a toast...

542
00:31:51,117 --> 00:31:53,826
to surviving this crazy town

543
00:31:53,828 --> 00:31:56,454
and making it a night
that we'll never forget.

544
00:31:56,456 --> 00:31:58,583
Cheers!

545
00:32:06,299 --> 00:32:09,844
? Has our conscience shown? ?

546
00:32:11,804 --> 00:32:14,180
Happy prom night, lover.

547
00:32:14,182 --> 00:32:17,183
Did you and Daddy have a nice chat?

548
00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:19,810
Did you know he was gonna
ask me to be his deputy mayor?

549
00:32:19,812 --> 00:32:22,063
He might've mentioned it.

550
00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:24,315
But did he tell you about my big idea?

551
00:32:24,317 --> 00:32:25,900
No.

552
00:32:25,902 --> 00:32:28,527
I'm going to defer Barnard for a year

553
00:32:28,529 --> 00:32:30,865
so you and I can work
together, side by side.

554
00:32:31,741 --> 00:32:33,491
Ronnie...

555
00:32:33,493 --> 00:32:36,577
No, I... I don't think
that's a good idea.

556
00:32:36,579 --> 00:32:39,747
I couldn't live with myself if I
knew I was holding you back that way.

557
00:32:39,749 --> 00:32:41,374
But you're not.

558
00:32:41,376 --> 00:32:43,918
I'm choosing to be with
you. This is my decision.

559
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,589
I'd be dragging you
down. I don't want that.

560
00:32:46,592 --> 00:32:49,173
I'd rather lose one meaningless year

561
00:32:49,175 --> 00:32:51,427
than be out of sync
with you, maybe forever.

562
00:32:58,851 --> 00:33:00,770
Ronnie, I wrote that song for Betty.

563
00:33:02,730 --> 00:33:05,314
Come again?

564
00:33:05,316 --> 00:33:09,237
The song that you found
and sang at the speakeasy.

565
00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:13,241
It was for Betty.

566
00:33:15,618 --> 00:33:17,245
I don't understand.

567
00:33:19,205 --> 00:33:21,706
- Did you guys...
- We kissed.

568
00:33:21,708 --> 00:33:24,291
Once, during Hedwig,

569
00:33:24,293 --> 00:33:27,463
but that's it, and we didn't
wanna hurt you and Jughead.

570
00:33:30,885 --> 00:33:33,717
Well, the votes have been tallied
and double-checked by Ms. Bell.

571
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:37,732
It is now my honor to announce
this year's prom king and queen.

572
00:33:41,727 --> 00:33:44,811
Actually, make that prom queens.

573
00:33:44,814 --> 00:33:46,981
Congratulations to Miss Cheryl Blossom

574
00:33:46,983 --> 00:33:48,983
and Miss Antoinette Topaz.

575
00:33:50,737 --> 00:33:53,239
Your new prom queens, let's hear it!

576
00:33:57,285 --> 00:34:00,995
Mr. Weatherbee, fellow classmates,

577
00:34:00,997 --> 00:34:03,330
tonight, Toni and I are being named

578
00:34:03,332 --> 00:34:06,917
Riverdale High's first
openly gay royal couple.

579
00:34:06,919 --> 00:34:10,880
However, no queenship is
complete without their court.

580
00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:14,425
So would my dear cousin
Betty Cooper, Jughead Jones,

581
00:34:14,427 --> 00:34:16,385
Veronica Lodge and Archie Andrews,

582
00:34:16,387 --> 00:34:19,158
please join us for the
traditional promenade court dance.

583
00:34:40,161 --> 00:34:44,665
? I wanna hold ?
? The hand inside you ?

584
00:34:48,961 --> 00:34:51,087
? I wanna do... ?

585
00:34:52,799 --> 00:34:54,465
What the hell's going on?

586
00:34:54,467 --> 00:34:56,309
If this is another
Reggie Mantle prank, I...

587
00:34:58,273 --> 00:35:00,431
? Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya ?
? Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-yeah ?

588
00:35:01,641 --> 00:35:03,516
? We are vain and we... ?

589
00:35:03,518 --> 00:35:05,309
I don't think this is Reggie.

590
00:35:05,311 --> 00:35:08,687
? I hate people ?
? When they're not polite ?

591
00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:13,150
? Psycho killer ?
? Qu'est-ce que c'est? ?

592
00:35:13,152 --> 00:35:16,737
? Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa ?
? Far better ?

593
00:35:16,754 --> 00:35:21,717
? Run, run, run ?
? Run, run, run, run away ?

594
00:35:25,331 --> 00:35:28,749
? Psycho killer ?
? Qu'est-ce que c'est? ?

595
00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:32,795
? Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa ?
? Far better ?

596
00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:35,548
? Run, run, run, run... ?

597
00:35:35,550 --> 00:35:37,550
Stab him! Stab him!

598
00:36:10,515 --> 00:36:13,034
Did they just kill that
guy from Blue Velvet Video?

599
00:36:13,037 --> 00:36:14,747
Yeah, come on. Let's go.

600
00:36:18,259 --> 00:36:19,798
What the hell just happened?

601
00:36:23,514 --> 00:36:27,099
Well, we didn't get to
finish our ceremonial dance,

602
00:36:27,101 --> 00:36:30,728
but we did win our crowns.

603
00:36:30,730 --> 00:36:32,938
Come, fair T.T., our carriage is waiting

604
00:36:32,940 --> 00:36:35,316
to whisk us back to Thistlehouse.

605
00:36:37,944 --> 00:36:39,612
What's wrong, my sugarplum?

606
00:36:39,615 --> 00:36:41,409
I can't go home with you, Cheryl.

607
00:36:42,658 --> 00:36:43,989
Because of your nana.

608
00:36:45,786 --> 00:36:47,921
But I don't understand.
I thought you picked me.

609
00:36:47,924 --> 00:36:50,122
For tonight, I did.

610
00:36:50,124 --> 00:36:52,166
My nana said that if I
didn't get home by midnight,

611
00:36:52,168 --> 00:36:54,168
that she would never speak to me again.

612
00:36:54,170 --> 00:36:55,838
I hope you can understand.

613
00:36:57,131 --> 00:36:59,423
Of course, Toni.

614
00:36:59,425 --> 00:37:03,221
Family is the most important thing.

615
00:37:05,097 --> 00:37:06,724
Go and be with your nana.

616
00:37:08,559 --> 00:37:10,329
And thank you for tonight.

617
00:37:11,604 --> 00:37:14,271
Despite those moments of video horror,

618
00:37:14,273 --> 00:37:16,525
I will treasure these memories.

619
00:37:17,318 --> 00:37:18,486
Always.

620
00:37:19,403 --> 00:37:21,153
Thank you, Cheryl.

621
00:37:21,155 --> 00:37:23,781
I'm sure we'll be able to work it out.

622
00:37:23,783 --> 00:37:26,869
- She just needs time, okay?
- Okay.

623
00:37:36,170 --> 00:37:38,756
I don't wanna finish
this conversation, Archie.

624
00:37:40,216 --> 00:37:41,842
But we have to.

625
00:37:43,135 --> 00:37:45,219
I know.

626
00:37:45,221 --> 00:37:48,639
Did Betty tell Jughead about
what happened between you two?

627
00:37:48,641 --> 00:37:49,850
No.

628
00:37:53,131 --> 00:37:54,939
We both swore we wouldn't.

629
00:38:00,611 --> 00:38:02,486
Well, we should keep it that way.

630
00:38:02,488 --> 00:38:04,490
No need to blow them up, too.

631
00:38:07,368 --> 00:38:08,536
I agree.

632
00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:16,909
So, what do we do now?

633
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:22,339
Clearly, our last two
weeks of high school

634
00:38:22,341 --> 00:38:24,066
are going to be fraught.

635
00:38:25,219 --> 00:38:27,428
And I don't want them

636
00:38:27,430 --> 00:38:28,931
overshadowed by...

637
00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:33,060
this.

638
00:38:34,478 --> 00:38:36,822
So, after graduation,

639
00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:41,191
we go our separate ways, Archie.

640
00:38:41,193 --> 00:38:42,820
No big drama,

641
00:38:43,779 --> 00:38:45,197
no fireworks,

642
00:38:47,533 --> 00:38:49,038
I'll go to Barnard,

643
00:38:49,041 --> 00:38:54,415
and you do whatever feels right to you.

644
00:39:21,567 --> 00:39:23,734
Where did they go?

645
00:39:23,736 --> 00:39:26,278
- Where's the creepy video store guy?
- And our doppelgangers.

646
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:27,696
Why does every one of our dances

647
00:39:27,698 --> 00:39:29,573
turn into a Jamie Lee Curtis movie?

648
00:39:43,339 --> 00:39:44,465
Veronica?

649
00:39:47,009 --> 00:39:48,302
What's wrong?

650
00:39:50,012 --> 00:39:51,472
Was it that horrible video?

651
00:39:53,766 --> 00:39:55,017
No.

652
00:39:56,735 --> 00:39:59,196
It's not that, Mom. Um...

653
00:40:02,578 --> 00:40:04,819
Something happened
between Betty and Archie.

654
00:40:06,278 --> 00:40:07,697
Oh, honey.

655
00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:14,036
I'm so sorry.

656
00:40:15,663 --> 00:40:16,956
It's okay.

657
00:40:19,466 --> 00:40:20,751
It'll be okay.

658
00:40:25,005 --> 00:40:27,631
There, there, my child.

659
00:40:27,634 --> 00:40:31,096
It shall all be fine in the end.

660
00:40:32,221 --> 00:40:34,805
- Not this time, Nana.
- Oh.

661
00:40:34,807 --> 00:40:38,642
Today, I realized Toni and
I won't end up together.

662
00:40:38,651 --> 00:40:42,071
Once again, I'm a victim
of this family's curse.

663
00:40:43,774 --> 00:40:45,860
I can no longer outrun my fate.

664
00:40:47,319 --> 00:40:48,988
I am a Blossom...

665
00:40:50,063 --> 00:40:51,649
destined to be alone.

666
00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:57,369
We got an APB out for David.

667
00:40:57,371 --> 00:41:00,330
If he's behind the
videos and he is fleeing,

668
00:41:00,332 --> 00:41:03,500
- he's not gonna get far.
- Okay, but what if he wasn't the Auteur

669
00:41:03,502 --> 00:41:05,070
and he was really killed?

670
00:41:05,073 --> 00:41:08,129
Well, then, the video shown at
prom was an actual snuff film.

671
00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:10,257
What do we do? What can we do?

672
00:41:10,259 --> 00:41:14,845
- Continue our search for David.
- Or wait for the next video to drop.

673
00:41:14,847 --> 00:41:17,331
Pray that it's not the straw
that breaks the camel's back.

674
00:41:52,666 --> 00:41:56,023
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