Who's asking?
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You don't have to be up.
- Yeah? - Stay home.
- Stay home, with you? - Yeah.
- And read comic books all day? - Yeah.
Okay.
I'll just tell them I'm not coming.
You can just be a little late.
I-I'm so late.
Who's asking? Who's asking? Who's asking?
- It's... I'm still waking up. - It's okay. Yeah.
- I'm still waking up. - Sure.
But it will go. It'll go. We'll do it.
_
Who's askin'?
I've gotta go. I'm so late.
I have to go.
Yeah. I need my arm.
I need to take my arm to work. Thank you.
Okay...
I'm... I'm still waking up. It's just...
No, no, it's fine. I'm just... I'm so late, J. I gotta go.
Fuck.
Who's asking?
Hey, man. What's up?
I gotta leave here pretty soon.
Should be,
up there in an hour.
Okay. Cool.
To... run lines.
Yes. Right, right. Of course....
You got the sides, right?
I emailed them to you on Monday.
Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got 'em. I got 'em.
- lt's a cool script, man. Cool role. - Yeah.
Yeah, no, should be a good one. I'm excited.
Yeah, you should be.
All right, man. Get over here. Let's get into it.
All right. I'll see you in a bit.
Hey, Jere... Jeremy.
Yeah.
Don't be stoned.
- For sure. - Fine.
- Yeah, of course. - Later.
Yeah.
_
What do we have here?
Hello, Cassandra.
Jeremy!
_
Fuck!
The guy in this photo
is wearing glasses.
I wasn't wearing glasses last night.
Happy New Year, Coach.
- That was good. - Yeah. How's that?
Yeah, yeah. It was good. It was solid.
Is that, like,
Like, like, I want... was the ending, like, laser... like, focused in.
Yeah. I was a little uncomfortable almost.
- lt was good. - Good.
That means, like, I was carrying the power.
Yeah. I guess that was my only, like note,
is that...
there is, like, one time when you say, you say "wouldn't it" twice.
"And that wouldn't it" and then I think you said
- "wouldn't it" again. - Can you read the line?
"You like what you see? Wouldn't it just be phenomenal
for me to look you right in the eye and confess?
Wouldn't it
save you all this work and time. Phenomenal, am I right?" -Two "wouldn't its"?
- Yeah, two "wouldn't its." - Gotcha, gotcha.
It's just all about the delivery of the last line
- settling back into that and then - Yeah.
getting out of there, so...
That last line is kind of a trap, isn't it?
Well, a little bit, it can be, as long as I'm committed...
Well, let's just try some different choices.
Try it like, you're, like, sad.
Inside. You know?
Happy New Year, Coach.
I feel like there needs to be, like... a little pain
- to your charac... like, okay, so try it like you... - All right, maybe...
try it like you just... like you just got s... like, stung by a bee.
But you are trying to hide the pain, like, internalize the pain.
Like, internalize, like, that's some intense pain.
Happy New Year, Coach.
I think the first way you did it was great.
- ln the scene? - Yeah.
- When was that? - I dunno, I just wanted to
- try some new motivations. But you're good. - Okay, okay.
You... you loosened it up.
- You're good. - All right, let's do it again.
You should be going in on this, man.
Did you call your reps about it?
Nah, I mean, I'm not...
I just can't jump back into it with, like, a feature audition.
I haven't auditioned in a long time, dude.
I feel like the longer you're out of the game,
the more rusty you're gonna be.
Yeah, well, I don't know.
That's not necessarily true.
I mean, I feel like when I go in there now, all they see is Luke from Eternal.
Why try to fight that? Why not just wait until
- some time has passed, you know? - Yeah, but...
That's exactly what got you in the room though.
It's also, dude, it's been... it's been five years.
- Like, the show's off the air. - Fuck.
Five years.
People need to see you and they need to see you now.
You gotta get in rooms.
Yeah. You're probably right. You're probably right.
I'll get into it again, just, you know, not this time.
This is all you, dude. This is all you, buddy.
Where's, where's Andrea at?
She's shootin'.
- Yeah? - Yeah. She's down at the studio. She left this morning.
Did you see her on her, Snapchat last night?
What was that... what was that gun that she was shooting?
Your wife's a badass.
Yeah, that was... yeah, that was pretty dope, right?
Feds, man. Show is killing it.
Yeah. Yeah.
It really is.
You need to, just, like, walk around that set and be, like,
"I'm available. Here I am.
Hire me.
Hi, I'm Jeremy. I act.
You might know me from Eternal."
"You're from Eternal? No, you're, actually... We can't have you on the show."
What are you lookin' at?
- What is that? - This is...
let me just show you.
That is, Cassandra.
Who's Cassandra?
I guess she's in LA supposedly. I...
I dunno, dude. She just DM'ed me, like, this morning.
You been talking to her?
No, I mean, I kinda just said hi. You know?
She said hi, I said hi. I was just being polite.
- What's the endgame here? - Dude, it's harmless.
Nothing's gonna come of it. I'm never gonna see this girl.
How do you know that? What if she continues to text you
and starts texting you more and more, and then you're asleep at night,
and Andrea gets up to go to the bathroom, and then she happens to text you at that time.
- Then Andrea looks at your phone and then... - Nah, that's not gonna happen.
Just want to be devil's advocate for a second.
Well, Andrea doesn't check my phone. I don't check her phone.
We respect each other's privacy.
That's kinda taking advantage of respecting
each other's privacy a little bit.
Yeah.
You're right.
A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I
J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q
R-S-T-U-V-W-X
Y and Z...
Seahorse. Shine shoes.
With a shell, by the seashore.
Seahorse shine shoes with a shell by the... Who... who's askin'?
Back it up.
- That's what it's called, yes, it's out in the desert... - Okay.
No! You gotta come to Trayton's birthday party.
- I'll be there. Of course I'll be there. - Okay. Saturday. Ten-thirty. It's a spooky...
- Your house? - My house.
- Okay, cool. - Spooky theme.
- Sweet. - He's gonna love it. He misses you.
I'll text you about it.
- You just give me all the info. - Okay, I'll just text you.
Cool.
Seth! What's goin' on, dude? How ya been, how ya been?
- Good to see you, dude. - Yeah, it's been, like, a few months.
Yeah, yeah. Listen, it was,
- The Run. - The Run. Yeah, it was The Run.
- Yeah, it was great. - Yeah.
- It was cool. - You ever hear anything back on that?
- I actually got it. - What?
Yeah, I got it.
- lt was south of,... - Damn.
We were, like, right in Spain. Right in the middle of Spain.
- Yeah, it was beautiful. Great time of year. It's, like... -Dude.
It's the best thing.
- That's awesome. Congratulations. - That's awesome.
How's, Isabella?
She's good. Yeah, I think so.
Like, she posts a lot of stuff. She's working a lot.
- Bulgaria. - Yup. Yeah.
Looks pretty cool. Picking Daisy.
Dude, that show is, like, it's goin' to the stratosphere.
- Every time I see the ratings, - Yeah.
it's, like, "Wow. I can't believe it's, you know..."
Yeah. Well.
We're not seeing each other anymore.
I didn't know that, dude. I'm so sorry.
- Cool, dude. - Awesome.
- *** - Go...
- Go book it! - Yeah, dude. All right.
- Break a leg, all right? - All right, see you later.
Jesus Christ.
It's overwhelming, but I need... I need to have a bigger shop.
- Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah.
- You want a drink? - Yeah! Cheers. Right on.
It's a little smokey.
How you been? What's new?
You know, I haven't auditioned a lot lately
so if it's, like, if you don't audition, the jobs don't really
I feel like you were saying that last time you were in here.
That's true, that's true.
I was. Honestly, Andrea. You know my wife, Andrea?
We bought the house together.
I haven't really been able to cover as much of the mortgage
as I would've liked, you know? Lately.
I'll pull my weight here eventually
but I'm kinda doing the stay-at-home-husband thing, I guess, right now.
Yeah. It works. It works.
You know, you're always on the right path. What do you think about that?
It's cliché, it's generic.
But you stop and think, "Is this the place where I need to be?"
Do you feel that this is where you're supposed to be?
Yeah, man. I mean, I don't know.
You got this.
You got this. I know you got this because I've been watching your show...
Yeah, that was great.
- Yeah. - Will there be callbacks, or...
No, I'll let you know, okay? Thanks. All right, Seth.
- You're up. - Yeah.
April, can you come run camera for me?
Yeah.
The guy in this photo is wearing glasses.
I wasn't wearing glasses last night.
Happy New Year, Coach.
- All right. - Good. That's really good.
- Yeah? - What's your name again?
- Seth. - Seth.
Where did you go to school, Seth?
UC Davis.
UC whe... What did you study?
Well, theater.
There's a theater department in UC Davis?
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah. - Really?
Yeah, yeah.
Weird. That really surprises me.
You're great. What year did you, when did you finish?
Actually I didn't finish.
Yeah, I booked Eternal.
And so it... it took me out of school.
What is... what is Eternal?
I told you about it. It's like a... it's like a big
TV show about, like, vampires. Like, teenage vampires.
It was like a soap opera kind of thing.
No, it was, yeah, it wasn't a soap opera.
It was just, like, a teen drama.
Yeah.
Like a... like a Twilight.
- Like Twilight. - Okay.
But... but better... than that.
I've never seen it. I knew that was a thing though for a minute.
I mean, you're really... you're really a great actor.
- Yeah, so... - Thanks, man.
We, actually I wanna do the next scene.
- lf that's okay. - Okay, good.
- Yeah, yeah. I was... - I only...
I only got one set of sides.
This isn't really, there's not many lines here. It's gonna be an improvised scene.
It's more kind of sounds and physicalities.
So did you do any physical work at the UC Davis theater program department?
Yeah. You know, we had to play to the theater, so...
- Cool. Cool, so... - I was in a lot of big stuff.
Yeah, just, like, you know, imagine in Jurassic Park
they did the little, balls on the sticks for the dinosaurs, stuff like that.
That's kinda what we're gonna do here.
So this, the pillow is gonna be your love interest, Kara.
- Did you read the script, right? Yeah? - Yes. Yeah, yeah.
The scene in the trailer where they...
You know.
What do you wanna say? Where they consummate their rela...
Where they have sex with each other.
Where they...
Yeah, so just... just use the pillows sort of,
as... as your scene.
You want the pillow to be her.
Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. Need me to just kinda...
- Okay, okay. Yeah, yeah. - So whenever you're ready,
just, like, come dive right in and... and just...
- we're gonna kinda start in the middle of this whole thing. So... - Yeah.
You know, can you actually, can we get it from the opposite angle?
- lt's gonna be a little better for us. lf we could go... - Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That way April can see your face and not, you know...
- Yeah. - the other side of you.
Both look great though.
- This way? - Yeah, right. Go right for it.
Are you guys recording this?
Yeah. We're recording everything.
We're ready. Go for it.
And you're inside of her and...
Good.
Great.
And we're closer to the end now, so it's a little faster.
Really go for it. Really bring it home.
This is a very, like, passion- Imagine you're covered in sweat.
lt's the middle of summer.
That's great. Can we do Mendocino Farms for lunch?
Yeah. I love Mendocino Farms.
Don't finish yet!
Good?
Just a little bit longer.
Yeah, put in some stroking with your humping.
Some what?
- Some stroking with the humping? So it's a little bit of both. - Okay.
It's sexual but it's also aggressive.
It's a dichotomy. It's a dichotomy...
- Sort of like... - we're still trying to get.
And you are coming up to the summit of Mt. Everest.
And you're almost there. And you're really gettin' after it.
Really gettin' after it. And you are finishing.
Good. And you are still finishing.
And it's great. And it's fantastic. And you are done!
Great, great. Now, love. Now there's love.
Go ahead and just caress her face a little bit.
Nice. And kiss her right on the forehead there.
That's great. Go ahead and say her name for me.
Las niñas corren.
Las mujeres beben.
Las mujeres...
beben.
Las mujeres...
Hey, it's me.
I'm just,
I dunno, I'm just calling to say hi.
I hope you're having a great day. It's beautiful out there.
Yeah, just here holdin' down the fort
so just give me a call whenever you get a chance, all right?
I love you.
Bye.
La chica tiene un perro.
Tiene un perro.
Perro.
Seth Stewart?
- Yeah. - My God!
- I don't want to, like, freak out too much. - Nice to meet you.
I'm, like, your biggest fan. I watched your show
every night of, like, every Thursday night of college.
Like, a lot of people were Team Luke but I was Team Damien
till the very end.
- There we go. - And I can't believe. I can't believe it.
I appreciate that.
- Smilin'. - Okay.
Now Damien.
Okay.
Love you! You still got it, man.
There you go. That's right, I know.
Are you still acting?
Yeah. Yes. Definitely.
- Great! - Absolutely, yeah.
What are you working on?
Kinda workin' on working at the moment. lt's, like, you know...
Trying to see what that next gig is gonna be, but we're out there.
- You know, we're gonna find something. - You will.
Yeah. I just came from an audition, actually, so...
- How'd it go? - Crossin' my fingers now.
It was...
It was good. It was interesting. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Very cool. - All right.
So good to see you.
- Very nice to meet you. - Break a leg. Good luck.
Push it.
Hello?
Hi, Seth, I have Jason Riess for you.
Great, thanks.
Seth, how are ya?
Good, just running off that audition.
Yeah, well, you should be happy. It went well.
Yeah? Really?
Yeah, it was really good, man. They said you did a great job.
But listen. They decided that they're gonna go in a different direction with that character, okay?
What direction are they going in?
They said they're gonna go "ethnic."
- Really? - Yeah.
Listen, man. These things happen, okay?
You know, half the time they don't even know what they're looking for in there.
All right? The important thing is you made a good impression
with the casting director and the director.
It's a big deal, but it's in the past. On to the next.
Yeah.
Right. On to the next.
On to the next, babe. Listen, I gotta to take this call, okay?
So just hang in there, all right?
- B-b-b-b-bye! - Thanks.
Sorry.
Hey.
Hi.
Hey.
lt's Seth, is it?
Hi. Oliver.
- Yeah, yeah. That's right. - Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, man.
H-how are you?
- What? - How are you?
Good.
- Yeah? Yeah? - Tired.
How are you?
I'm good. I'm really good, yeah.
How was Bulgaria?
It was actually incredible.
Stunning, yeah.
- Quite beautiful. - Yeah.
It's the most romant...
It's just really... it's just... I... just go.
Just go. One day.
- Really beautiful place? - Yeah.
- Nice. Well, congratulations. I'm... - Yeah.
- lt was nice to meet you, man. - Yeah.
Okay.
Sorry. There you go. Thanks.
- Bye! - Bye!
Yo.
Are you home?
Yeah, what's up?
You got whiskey, right?
Yeah.
Then I'm comin' over.
Hey, do you want a banana, dude? This is about to go bad.
No. I'm good. Thanks, man.
You fucked a pillow.
Are you kidding me?
Why would you do that?
'Cause the director asked me to.
On camera? Like, it was on tape?
- Yeah. - My God.
I respect the commitment, man,
but that is, that is fuckin' intense.
- I'm a little bit worried about you. - That wasn't even the worst part of my day.
I ran into Isabella.
I'm sorry, man.
She wasn't alone.
Shocker, as well. "I was in Bulgaria shooting this movie
and this British guy was my lead and I fell in love with him."
Whoa, whoa, whoa, dude. It's not love.
You're right. She probably thinks it's love
but it's not love, man. It's just a rebound.
And it's... it's her way of moving on, right?
And she was lucky enough to have a movie to go do
that helped her move on. Right?
And she found that co-star and that on-set romance.
And that's just what happens, you know? You've done it.
I've done it. I... I'm married because of it, you know?
So don't... don't think too much into it, dude.
It's just the natural progression of things.
I need to work.
It's time to work.
I dunno. Even a play. Like, I need to get on stage. Something.
Yeah.
I'm not good. I'm like,
- I dunno. - You're rotting?
- I feel like I'm falling apart. - Falling apart. Yeah.
It's not... it's not a good place to be.
Yeah, it's... it's a terrible hole.
But, but you're gonna climb out of it, man.
- Yes. - I'm gonna help you, all right?
Damn, dude.
Holy shit.
One, two...
- Okay, okay... - three.
God. I drank a lot.
Jesus, man.
Hi.
Hey, you. How's your day?
It's good.
Yeah, it's pretty good. I mean, we're really behind.
- That sucks. I'm sorry. - Yeah.
What are you doing?
Just talkin' Seth down off a ledge.
He had, a pretty shitty day.
- Ran into Isabella with her new guy. - Shit.
He'll be fine. You know what he's like.
He's just gotta stop putting so much pressure on himself.
Did you know about this guy?
Yeah, like, she told me about him.
I really gotta go, J.
They're calling me to set. I can't... I can't talk.
Okay. What time are you off?
We're so... we're so behind. I'm gonna be here till, like, three AM at least
so don't wait up, okay?
Yeah, hey, I just... before you go, I wanted to say,
I'm sorry, if...
things have been a little bit off between us lately. I've just... I've been
in a weird headspace but
I am really looking forward to this weekend,
spending some quality time getting back on the same page, you know?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no.
Listen, don't worry about me, just...
Have fun with Seth tonight, you know, just be there with him and...
I really got to go. They're calling me now. I'll talk to you later, okay?
Okay, love you.
- Fuck! - We've been using a one?
- Yeah. - A one dollar bill?
- Yes! - Jesus, use a... that's disgusting. Come on.
- This is a hundred. - A hundred?
- Yeah. - Really?
That's, like, bad for you. You don't want to use a one.
- But a hundred is better for you? - Yeah.
You kidding me?
Here, you have that little more right there.
Can we take another shot?
- Think of something to... - To...
- I'm gonna take this. - Okay.
Like, I... I was looking forward to being 30. I think that's my point.
I was looking forward to being 30 because I feel like everything from my 20s was gonna be done.
I'm gonna take all the experience, all the time that I had in my 20s,
apply it to my 30s.
Be that much more knowledgeable. And more experienced. And more successful.
Maybe being 30 is just slowly but surely realizing
that you don't know fucking anything.
No, that's your 20s, dude.
What did you learn in your 20s?
How not to fuck up.
- How not to fuck up? - Not to do dumb shit.
- Well. Yeah. - Don't be an idiot.
Yeah. I guess that's what you're supposed to learn.
Mediocrity is not good.
I don't want mediocrity. I don't want to be mediocre.
You can't fail if you don't try.
Who's that?
That's her best friend.
Who's best friend?
That's Cassandra's best friend.
- That's her friend? - Yeah. They're together tonight.
- Right now? - Yeah.
- Call her over. - Fuck no....
- Bring her over. - No, no, no, no, no.
Now. Dude, I need this right now.
Come on, you fucking kidding me?
- Come on! - I got in trouble the other day
because I left that window in the dining room open overnight
and... and rainwater got in.
- I know, she's beautiful, she's beautiful. - Come on.
Why don't we just meet them out? Why don't we meet them out?
- No, no. No, no, no, no, no. - That's the solution. They're already going out.
- They don't want to come over here. - No, no, no, no, no, no.
We'll just go over there and hang out with them. It'll be totally... It'll be fine.
- We'll all have a couple drinks and I'll come home. - Stop!
I'm not going out in public right now.
Why not? You're being so dramatic, dude.
Look at me, look at me. Does this look like somebody who wants to be in public right now?
I'm a fucking disaster.
- No! - I'm on cocaine. I'm gonna bleed in public.
I don't want a nosebleed in Hollywood. What a fuckin' cliché, dude. I don't want to be a cliché.
- Can we just...? Dude. - You fucked a pillow today.
I'm sorry. That was below the belt.
Dude, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, man.
I... want to just drink some liquor with you.
Like, to have a couple friends over. Seth's friends.
For some reason, if Andrea ever finds out, they're Seth's friends.
But if I get in trouble, I'm blaming it on you. That's cool, right?
- Well, you're not gonna get in trouble. - All right but if I do, it's your...
Just don't hook up with her.
Can you talk to a girl without hooking up with her?
- Yeah, of course I can. - Okay, that's fine.
- What kind of question is that? - Well, I dunno, dude. I...
I'm sorry.
I am sorry. I didn't mean to offend you.
Andrea's gonna be over at three AM.
- Okay, okay, okay. - Three AM.
Okay-okay-okay-all-right-all right-all-right...
So, you invite 'em over. We just hang out.
We just... it's a nice, like, fuck! Man, I need some female companionship for a little bit.
We just hang out with some girls for a little while.
And then we make them leave at two. Two.
- Twelve-thirty. - One-thirty.
They leave at one.
And they're gone.
You know...
***
It's, like, so exhausted...
You know, I just...
Thanks for having us over.
That was, yeah. That was really fun.
A lot of fun. It's been a really good time.
You know? You know.
Fuck.
- Okay. - Yeah, I'm sorry.
- No, I... - I'm the one that's married.
Okay.
I'm sorry, this is... this is on me.
- Did I misread something? - No.
No, I sent you... all the...
I just...
I mean, I'm sorry. That was my fault. I shouldn't have...
- lt's not your fault. - Done...
- Listen, you know I... - put you in such a weird position.
I am gonna get an Uber.
And get myself out of this situation.
Okay, I can get you an Uber.
- I can easily get you an Uber. - Please.
You've done so much...
- tonight. - Fuck.
I appreciate all of this.
But...
I will get out of your hair.
- You su... You're good? - And I will find...
my way...
outta here. Yeah.
Hi!
Good morning.
We got some Advil.
- Want some? - I'm okay, thank you.
- Sorry. - Yeah.
You're in 'SC?
Yeah. USC Law School. You remembered. Nice.
That's impressive, though. Law school.
- Super busy, but, you know. - Yeah.
I was thinking,
this is a mess, but I can clean this up and we can cook some breakfast.
No, I'm... I'm good. Thank you.
Okay.
I... How about I make you some coffee?
I'm fine. Thank you, but I'm good.
Okay....
I don't... I don't date actors.
It's a thing I have.
My Uber is here.
So I'm just gonna grab my stuff and...
You gotta... It's that way.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Great. Thanks. - Well, here...
Sorry, so rude.
- Okay. - lt was fun.
- It was good to... - Yeah. Great.
Bye.
Hey, wait up! One sec. I was just,
I was thinking about w-what you said in there about not dating actors
and I respect that but,
technically I'm unemployed right now, so...
Not an actor.
Honesty. I like it.
Hey, excuse me. Are you Jeremy?
No, but he... he lives here.
Okay. Pest Control. I have an appointment. Can I speak to him?
Yeah, one second. I'll get him.
Jeremy! Hey.
Pest control guy is here.
He needs to see you.
Fuck. Where's Andrea?
I don't know. She's not in the bedroom.
What?
There he is. Up and at 'em.
That a guy. He's outside.
You got laid? You're way too fucking chipper.
Hey, man,
sorry, my wife, she probably scheduled this.
Got our wires crossed.
My God.
Are you Jeremy Davis?
Dude, my little sister loves you.
- Now I do, too. I'm telling you. - That's awesome, man.
- You gotta say thanks to your sister for me. - I absolutely will.
And 4th season, to me, is the best.
And you've been served.
Have a nice day.
What the fuck, man?
Hey, have you ever thought about taking any classes?
Like, an extension?
What?
She's divorcing me.
Fuck.
God. Let it out. Let it out, man. Let it all out.
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