1 00:00:03,921 --> 00:00:05,728 So Glenn's still on self-quarantine 2 00:00:05,748 --> 00:00:07,585 for another week, but he wanted me to relay 3 00:00:07,586 --> 00:00:09,068 that he misses you all 4 00:00:09,069 --> 00:00:12,010 and he sends everyone his biggest, warmest hug. 5 00:00:12,491 --> 00:00:14,327 If anyone wants to report that for harassment, 6 00:00:14,328 --> 00:00:15,358 I encourage you to do so. 7 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:17,127 I'm assuming we're in health and beauty 8 00:00:17,129 --> 00:00:19,231 because the raccoons finally claimed the warehouse. 9 00:00:19,232 --> 00:00:21,531 I like it here. It smells like confident women. 10 00:00:21,533 --> 00:00:23,033 We are here to right an injustice. 11 00:00:23,035 --> 00:00:25,368 Effective immediately, Cloud 9 will no longer 12 00:00:25,370 --> 00:00:27,871 keep Black haircare products in locked cases. 13 00:00:27,873 --> 00:00:29,906 Wait, why are those locked up? 14 00:00:29,908 --> 00:00:32,742 Can you huff them, or is it more like a butt thing? 15 00:00:32,744 --> 00:00:34,477 Oh, a butt thing? No, I think it's because 16 00:00:34,479 --> 00:00:35,964 they think Black people are gonna steal them. 17 00:00:35,965 --> 00:00:37,722 Yeah, we have to ask for the key. 18 00:00:37,723 --> 00:00:40,016 It's like a walk of shame every time you need argon oil. 19 00:00:40,018 --> 00:00:42,120 Wait, seriously? That was store policy? 20 00:00:42,121 --> 00:00:44,287 That you had to humiliate yourself just to get 21 00:00:44,289 --> 00:00:45,989 the... al... al... almond? 22 00:00:45,991 --> 00:00:47,457 - The... - What was it called? 23 00:00:47,459 --> 00:00:49,759 The almond oil. 24 00:00:49,761 --> 00:00:51,609 - Almond. - That's so messed up. 25 00:00:51,610 --> 00:00:53,908 Yup, that was pretty cool of corporate to fix it. 26 00:00:53,909 --> 00:00:55,533 Oh, yeah, it takes a lot of courage 27 00:00:55,534 --> 00:00:57,803 to make a gesture this small this late in the game. 28 00:00:57,947 --> 00:01:00,076 Look, the important thing is it ends today. 29 00:01:00,204 --> 00:01:02,071 You know, I thought my legacy as acting manager 30 00:01:02,092 --> 00:01:03,748 was gonna be the new forklift pallet clamp, 31 00:01:03,781 --> 00:01:06,211 but turns out it's racial justice. 32 00:01:06,212 --> 00:01:08,712 So... okay, Ken, do you wanna do the honors? 33 00:01:08,714 --> 00:01:10,781 Oh! Six-foot bubble, everybody. 34 00:01:10,783 --> 00:01:13,250 And watch your fingers. I just had these sharpened. 35 00:01:13,252 --> 00:01:15,386 Ken, on the count of three, 36 00:01:15,388 --> 00:01:17,822 you're gonna bolt cut us into the 21st century. 37 00:01:17,824 --> 00:01:20,825 One... all: Two, three. 38 00:01:23,729 --> 00:01:26,630 Or, you know, since we put the lock there, 39 00:01:26,632 --> 00:01:28,432 maybe we have the key. 40 00:01:28,434 --> 00:01:30,549 Less ceremonial, but fine. 41 00:01:32,105 --> 00:01:33,604 Oh, that's my house key. 42 00:01:34,358 --> 00:01:36,260 This one's Gram Gram's skate rink. 43 00:01:36,755 --> 00:01:38,576 This is my Orangetheory locker. 44 00:01:38,578 --> 00:01:41,091 Ah, yeah, key to the racist lock. 45 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:47,138 Whoo-hoo! 46 00:01:47,353 --> 00:01:49,929 Wow, so this is what equality feels like. 47 00:01:50,210 --> 00:01:53,011 ? Amazing ? 48 00:01:53,226 --> 00:01:55,226 - ? Grace ? - Okay. 49 00:01:55,228 --> 00:01:57,628 - Mm-mm, no. - ? How sweet ? 50 00:01:57,692 --> 00:01:59,492 Come on, everybody! 51 00:01:59,516 --> 00:02:04,403 credits 52 00:02:04,711 --> 00:02:05,803 Pretty big day, huh? 53 00:02:05,805 --> 00:02:07,972 Justice, one. Racism, zero. 54 00:02:08,592 --> 00:02:10,341 I'm not sure that's the score. 55 00:02:10,343 --> 00:02:12,773 You do realize the hair products thing 56 00:02:12,806 --> 00:02:14,093 isn't the end of racism. 57 00:02:14,187 --> 00:02:15,746 It's not even the end of racism in the store. 58 00:02:15,748 --> 00:02:18,217 Oh, is this because Karen started here last week? 59 00:02:18,218 --> 00:02:19,717 Because she's willing to go by Jill. 60 00:02:19,719 --> 00:02:21,886 What... no. Don't you think it's messed up 61 00:02:21,888 --> 00:02:23,721 that we've never had a Black district manager? 62 00:02:23,723 --> 00:02:25,925 Or that the employee handbook limits our hair length 63 00:02:25,926 --> 00:02:27,758 to three inches... in diameter? 64 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:29,827 That basically means no afros. 65 00:02:30,271 --> 00:02:32,210 I guess I just never thought about any of this stuff. 66 00:02:32,211 --> 00:02:33,578 I mean, you've never brought it up before. 67 00:02:33,579 --> 00:02:35,399 It's not my job to call out every racist thing 68 00:02:35,401 --> 00:02:36,500 I come up against. 69 00:02:36,502 --> 00:02:38,069 It's my job to announce sales 70 00:02:38,116 --> 00:02:40,371 and pretend not to notice when people return used swimsuits. 71 00:02:40,373 --> 00:02:42,506 Yeah, you know, this is actually exactly 72 00:02:42,508 --> 00:02:44,742 what we're talking about in my anti-racism book club. 73 00:02:44,744 --> 00:02:47,411 We have the luxury of not having to think about racism 74 00:02:47,413 --> 00:02:49,980 because it doesn't directly affect our lives. 75 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:52,357 I would love to never hear about that book club again, 76 00:02:52,358 --> 00:02:53,379 but he's right. 77 00:02:53,406 --> 00:02:54,752 Well, let's do something about it. 78 00:02:54,754 --> 00:02:56,766 You're gonna hold a meeting, and you're gonna compile a list 79 00:02:56,767 --> 00:02:58,881 of all the racist stuff that corporate needs to talk about. 80 00:02:58,882 --> 00:03:01,292 - I'm gonna hold a meeting? - Oh, right, sorry. 81 00:03:01,294 --> 00:03:02,492 I forgot you don't like to lead. 82 00:03:02,493 --> 00:03:04,260 You prefer to sit to the side and make snarky comments 83 00:03:04,261 --> 00:03:06,537 - like a balcony Muppet. - Well, I could do it. 84 00:03:06,538 --> 00:03:08,699 - No, no, no, I can do it. - Yeah, no, of course. 85 00:03:08,701 --> 00:03:10,367 You should. You totally... 86 00:03:10,369 --> 00:03:12,269 That's a great idea. I was just trying to help. 87 00:03:12,271 --> 00:03:14,905 I... I promise I wasn't trying to, like, lead or anything. 88 00:03:14,907 --> 00:03:17,474 I should decenter myself and start listening. 89 00:03:17,476 --> 00:03:19,843 - You're still talking. - Yeah, yeah, decentering, yup. 90 00:03:20,177 --> 00:03:22,309 Okay, so I'll borrow Eric's movie projector. 91 00:03:22,310 --> 00:03:23,976 And we already have, like, 10 camping chairs, 92 00:03:23,978 --> 00:03:25,279 so that should be enough for everybody. 93 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:26,879 Ooh, this is gonna be so fun! 94 00:03:26,881 --> 00:03:28,681 The last time I saw an outdoor movie, 95 00:03:28,683 --> 00:03:30,049 I was on shrooms, and it turned out 96 00:03:30,051 --> 00:03:31,951 to just be a Steak 'n Shake menu. 97 00:03:31,953 --> 00:03:33,519 - Oh, my God. - Hey, guys. 98 00:03:33,521 --> 00:03:34,657 What's up? 99 00:03:35,156 --> 00:03:37,022 Nothing. 100 00:03:37,024 --> 00:03:40,726 Uh, we were just... talk... talking about Europe 101 00:03:40,728 --> 00:03:42,928 and how crazy it is over there right now. 102 00:03:42,930 --> 00:03:44,630 Politics. 103 00:03:47,168 --> 00:03:48,834 - Well... - Should we feel bad 104 00:03:48,836 --> 00:03:50,069 for not inviting her? 105 00:03:50,071 --> 00:03:52,037 Yeah, I guess? 106 00:03:52,039 --> 00:03:54,039 I bet she just sits at home all day 107 00:03:54,041 --> 00:03:56,305 running to the window whenever she hears a car. 108 00:03:57,712 --> 00:04:00,679 So... should we invite her? 109 00:04:00,681 --> 00:04:02,715 Aw, that would be so nice of us. 110 00:04:02,717 --> 00:04:05,151 - She'll probably cry. - Totally. 111 00:04:05,153 --> 00:04:07,052 It'll be like Christmas for her. 112 00:04:08,756 --> 00:04:09,955 Hey. 113 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:15,305 Hey, Garrett. It's me, Glenn. 114 00:04:15,497 --> 00:04:16,556 Yeah, I can see you. 115 00:04:16,557 --> 00:04:19,832 So I heard about the Black hair care products, 116 00:04:19,834 --> 00:04:21,431 and I feel horrible. 117 00:04:21,432 --> 00:04:24,103 I guess I just never paid attention to those products 118 00:04:24,105 --> 00:04:26,806 because most of my Black friends are bald. 119 00:04:26,808 --> 00:04:29,809 By most, do you mean me? 120 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:31,681 No, I have six others. 121 00:04:31,879 --> 00:04:33,612 I don't know if they're drawn to me 122 00:04:33,614 --> 00:04:35,199 or me to them, but... 123 00:04:35,583 --> 00:04:39,118 Anyway, the point is I'm just so sorry. 124 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:41,387 And I wish there was something I could do 125 00:04:41,389 --> 00:04:43,501 to make it up to the Black employees. 126 00:04:44,091 --> 00:04:45,275 Any ideas? 127 00:04:45,276 --> 00:04:48,425 Uh, for how to apologize to Black people? 128 00:04:48,426 --> 00:04:50,129 - Mm-hmm. - Glenn, look, I'm really busy. 129 00:04:50,131 --> 00:04:53,699 - I got this meeting coming up... - I just feel terrible! 130 00:04:53,701 --> 00:04:55,801 You gotta help me make this right. 131 00:04:55,803 --> 00:04:57,303 Oh, and for the record, 132 00:04:57,305 --> 00:05:00,539 I am willing to take a knee anywhere. 133 00:05:00,541 --> 00:05:02,208 - Thanks, Garrett. - Yeah, bye. 134 00:05:04,111 --> 00:05:06,560 Hey, Sandra. Guess what? 135 00:05:06,561 --> 00:05:07,913 I don't like to guess anymore. 136 00:05:07,915 --> 00:05:09,949 - My mind's too dirty. - Oh! 137 00:05:09,951 --> 00:05:12,785 Okay, we're hosting an outdoor movie night 138 00:05:12,787 --> 00:05:14,753 and we want you to come. 139 00:05:14,755 --> 00:05:15,821 It's this Friday at 7:00. 140 00:05:15,823 --> 00:05:17,623 Bring a camping chair and a blanket. 141 00:05:17,625 --> 00:05:19,758 But not Jerry. We're not running a charity. 142 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:22,161 Oh, um, thanks for the invite, 143 00:05:22,163 --> 00:05:24,230 but I don't feel comfortable going. 144 00:05:24,232 --> 00:05:27,099 Aw, because you're not used to being invited to places? 145 00:05:27,101 --> 00:05:30,436 No, it's just... I noticed you guys are pretty caszh 146 00:05:30,438 --> 00:05:32,137 with your COVID safety. 147 00:05:32,139 --> 00:05:34,640 - What, us? - What? 148 00:05:34,642 --> 00:05:36,976 In your Instagram post, you're not wearing your masks. 149 00:05:36,978 --> 00:05:39,144 You just have the bandana tied around your necks. 150 00:05:39,146 --> 00:05:41,847 Yeah, so people can see our smiles. 151 00:05:41,849 --> 00:05:43,616 They need them now more than ever. 152 00:05:43,618 --> 00:05:46,585 Right, I just think I'd be too anxious if I went, 153 00:05:46,587 --> 00:05:48,153 but thanks for the invite. 154 00:05:50,992 --> 00:05:54,827 - Is she saying we're not clean? - I think so. 155 00:05:54,829 --> 00:05:57,116 Should we start a rumor that she has hepatitis? 156 00:05:57,798 --> 00:05:58,808 No. 157 00:05:59,734 --> 00:06:00,737 Not yet. 158 00:06:01,068 --> 00:06:02,234 Uh, I think it's good 159 00:06:02,236 --> 00:06:05,137 that the store has unlocked the Black hair products, 160 00:06:05,139 --> 00:06:06,839 but I thought we'd make a list 161 00:06:06,841 --> 00:06:08,974 of the other issues corporate needs to address. 162 00:06:08,976 --> 00:06:10,743 You mean like how we still sell products 163 00:06:10,745 --> 00:06:12,177 with racist mascots? 164 00:06:12,179 --> 00:06:14,813 Ooh, yes, that's a good one! Write that one down. 165 00:06:14,815 --> 00:06:16,615 Okay, that's a weird energy to bring to this, 166 00:06:16,617 --> 00:06:18,017 but okay. 167 00:06:18,019 --> 00:06:20,119 How about some new options in our vending machines? 168 00:06:20,121 --> 00:06:22,988 There are three rows of sour cream and onion chips, 169 00:06:22,990 --> 00:06:24,823 and no jalapeño. 170 00:06:24,825 --> 00:06:27,860 Okay, guys, so this list is to come up with issues 171 00:06:27,862 --> 00:06:30,557 that are affecting Black customers and employees. 172 00:06:30,558 --> 00:06:32,498 Well, that one affects me, my brother, 173 00:06:32,500 --> 00:06:34,833 because I hate sour cream and onion. 174 00:06:34,835 --> 00:06:36,969 Yeah, but that's more of a you thing, 175 00:06:36,971 --> 00:06:37,903 not a Black thing. 176 00:06:37,905 --> 00:06:39,705 I'm pretty sure that's a Black thing. 177 00:06:39,707 --> 00:06:41,707 Uh, raise your hand if you are Black 178 00:06:41,709 --> 00:06:43,876 and you like sour cream and onion? 179 00:06:43,878 --> 00:06:46,045 - I like sour cream. - That's not the question. 180 00:06:46,047 --> 00:06:48,213 It has to be sour cream and onion. 181 00:06:48,215 --> 00:06:49,882 Devil's combo. 182 00:06:49,884 --> 00:06:52,351 Show of hands? Hands up? 183 00:06:52,353 --> 00:06:53,986 Mm-hmm, yup. 184 00:06:53,988 --> 00:06:56,192 - Prosecution rests. - Okay, that doesn't prove... 185 00:06:56,193 --> 00:06:57,494 Look, I don't know who's right on this, 186 00:06:57,495 --> 00:06:59,362 but I think it might be easier if you just wrote it down. 187 00:07:02,431 --> 00:07:05,668 So we have two ideas to send to corporate 188 00:07:05,669 --> 00:07:07,291 a list of snacks 189 00:07:07,293 --> 00:07:10,161 that the Black people in this room don't like. 190 00:07:10,334 --> 00:07:11,673 Every room, Garrett. 191 00:07:11,675 --> 00:07:14,129 Okay, does anybody have anything actually useful? 192 00:07:15,746 --> 00:07:17,880 Uh, I... I think 193 00:07:17,882 --> 00:07:20,997 it might be helpful if... oh, sorry. 194 00:07:20,999 --> 00:07:23,333 Nia, did you want to say something? 195 00:07:23,554 --> 00:07:25,064 - No? - Are you sure? 196 00:07:25,122 --> 00:07:26,754 Because I don't want to make this about me 197 00:07:26,810 --> 00:07:28,510 if you've got something. 198 00:07:28,626 --> 00:07:30,308 I don't want to make it about you either, 199 00:07:30,694 --> 00:07:32,014 but I don't have anything. 200 00:07:32,015 --> 00:07:34,603 Okay, uh... okay, so look. 201 00:07:34,604 --> 00:07:36,353 I think it's great that we're trying 202 00:07:36,354 --> 00:07:37,975 to fight these racist policies, 203 00:07:37,976 --> 00:07:39,735 but I also think that we should be pitching 204 00:07:39,737 --> 00:07:42,362 actively anti-racist policies as well. 205 00:07:42,483 --> 00:07:44,207 Yeah, like asking corporate to sell 206 00:07:44,208 --> 00:07:46,375 more products from Black-owned businesses. 207 00:07:46,377 --> 00:07:48,300 I was just gonna say that! 208 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:50,867 Cool, let's all give credit to Jonah for Janet's idea. 209 00:07:50,934 --> 00:07:51,936 No, no. That's... 210 00:07:51,937 --> 00:07:54,299 That's going on the list, Janet. 211 00:07:55,266 --> 00:07:56,659 I think a lot of us wanna help, 212 00:07:56,660 --> 00:07:58,796 but we just have blind spots when it comes to this stuff. 213 00:07:58,797 --> 00:08:00,617 I mean, when I was growing up, we were told the goal 214 00:08:00,618 --> 00:08:01,925 was to not see race. 215 00:08:01,926 --> 00:08:04,388 Okay, see, I don't know who started telling white people that. 216 00:08:04,389 --> 00:08:05,971 I'm assuming it was other white people, 217 00:08:05,972 --> 00:08:07,534 but you shouldn't ignore race. 218 00:08:07,535 --> 00:08:09,698 You should be aware of how being Black 219 00:08:09,700 --> 00:08:10,866 affects our daily lives. 220 00:08:10,868 --> 00:08:13,100 Wait, you're Black? I thought you were Dominican. 221 00:08:13,101 --> 00:08:14,213 What? No. 222 00:08:14,214 --> 00:08:15,381 You're not even a little Dominican? 223 00:08:15,382 --> 00:08:18,225 - Like Puerto Rican? - That's... not how it works. 224 00:08:18,265 --> 00:08:19,317 But Garrett's right. 225 00:08:19,318 --> 00:08:21,743 We're dealing with micro aggressions all the time. 226 00:08:21,745 --> 00:08:24,701 Yeah, like certain employees always asking to touch my hair. 227 00:08:25,162 --> 00:08:26,943 I'm not naming names, but if I were, 228 00:08:26,998 --> 00:08:28,257 they'd be Isaac. 229 00:08:28,819 --> 00:08:30,700 I'm sorry. Your hair looks fun. 230 00:08:30,988 --> 00:08:31,988 - What? - Dude. 231 00:08:31,989 --> 00:08:33,367 - Really? - Okay, fine. 232 00:08:33,438 --> 00:08:34,904 Janet, your hair doesn't look fun. 233 00:08:34,992 --> 00:08:36,992 Is that better? It looks like a bad time. 234 00:08:36,994 --> 00:08:38,690 No, her hair looks amazing. 235 00:08:38,709 --> 00:08:40,609 How about Justine trying to sound Blacker 236 00:08:40,618 --> 00:08:41,987 when she talks to Black people? 237 00:08:41,989 --> 00:08:43,522 Oh, that's how you gon' do me? 238 00:08:43,901 --> 00:08:46,478 Uh, I've experienced a ton of anti-Asian racism 239 00:08:46,523 --> 00:08:47,667 since corona started. 240 00:08:47,707 --> 00:08:49,037 Yeah, customers have said 241 00:08:49,039 --> 00:08:50,747 some really terrible stuff to us. 242 00:08:50,821 --> 00:08:52,588 I've been getting that too, and I'm Hawaiian. 243 00:08:52,590 --> 00:08:53,971 Well, you look Asian to white people, 244 00:08:53,972 --> 00:08:55,621 so don't go thinking you're cleaner than us. 245 00:08:55,622 --> 00:08:57,612 Yeah, we're the cleanest people here. 246 00:08:57,614 --> 00:08:59,631 I'm sick of everybody acting like 247 00:08:59,632 --> 00:09:02,329 all Black people have it worse than white people. 248 00:09:02,330 --> 00:09:03,618 Like, look at Will Smith. 249 00:09:03,620 --> 00:09:05,562 His life is way better than mine, 250 00:09:05,563 --> 00:09:08,724 and our debut albums came out the same year. 251 00:09:08,726 --> 00:09:11,113 Isaac, I guarantee, all things being equal, 252 00:09:11,114 --> 00:09:13,441 racism is harder for Black people than it is for you. 253 00:09:13,897 --> 00:09:15,797 Go on, tell them about how your life is harder 254 00:09:15,799 --> 00:09:17,799 because you're Black. Wait till you hear this. 255 00:09:17,801 --> 00:09:19,734 I think it's gonna be pretty bad. 256 00:09:19,735 --> 00:09:21,291 Wow, really? Um... 257 00:09:21,605 --> 00:09:23,238 Uh, okay. 258 00:09:23,260 --> 00:09:26,195 So a couple weeks ago, I bought a Nintendo Switch. 259 00:09:26,257 --> 00:09:28,490 A white dude follows me through the parking lot 260 00:09:28,612 --> 00:09:30,512 and goes, "You got a receipt for that?" 261 00:09:30,514 --> 00:09:32,290 White dudes. 262 00:09:32,291 --> 00:09:34,208 So this is the kind of stuff we're working 263 00:09:34,209 --> 00:09:35,717 to address with this list. 264 00:09:35,719 --> 00:09:37,570 Uh-uh, forget the list. We can get back to the list. 265 00:09:37,571 --> 00:09:39,644 The personal stories are breaking through. 266 00:09:39,645 --> 00:09:40,689 Give us another one. 267 00:09:40,691 --> 00:09:42,758 So you just want me to tell more stories about 268 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:44,494 messed up stuff that happened to me 'cause I'm Black? 269 00:09:44,495 --> 00:09:46,520 Exactly. Hit us with a big one! 270 00:09:46,521 --> 00:09:48,357 Fine, okay. 271 00:09:48,358 --> 00:09:50,799 Racist story time. Gather around, everybody. 272 00:09:50,801 --> 00:09:52,801 Oh, whoa! No, no, no! 273 00:09:52,803 --> 00:09:54,464 Don't actually scoot in. 274 00:10:00,250 --> 00:10:02,584 Man, I just wanted to change a couple racist policies. 275 00:10:02,585 --> 00:10:04,885 I didn't sign up to teach a bunch of grown ass white people 276 00:10:04,887 --> 00:10:06,419 - about racism. - Seriously. 277 00:10:06,420 --> 00:10:07,286 It's like, come on, folks. 278 00:10:07,288 --> 00:10:09,588 We're living in a golden age of podcasts. 279 00:10:09,590 --> 00:10:11,931 Hey, you left the list in the warehouse. 280 00:10:11,932 --> 00:10:13,558 Oh, okay. Yeah, thanks. 281 00:10:13,560 --> 00:10:15,784 But, uh, I'm not doing this anymore. 282 00:10:15,785 --> 00:10:17,672 Oh. Okay. 283 00:10:18,832 --> 00:10:20,966 Look, it's pointless, all right? 284 00:10:20,968 --> 00:10:22,202 You're new here, so you don't get it, 285 00:10:22,203 --> 00:10:24,569 but to change anything around here is a lost cause. 286 00:10:24,571 --> 00:10:26,365 I mean, just look at Jonah. He tried to start a union. 287 00:10:26,366 --> 00:10:28,033 He ended up throwing away a whole year of his life. 288 00:10:28,034 --> 00:10:29,851 Well, I did learn some things. 289 00:10:29,852 --> 00:10:33,412 But, uh, yeah... no, yeah, it's... it was... 290 00:10:33,414 --> 00:10:35,314 - I wasted that year. - I don't know. 291 00:10:35,316 --> 00:10:36,114 I mean, it seems like things 292 00:10:36,116 --> 00:10:37,916 are actually gaining some momentum. 293 00:10:37,918 --> 00:10:40,194 Might as well try to change some of that stuff, right? 294 00:10:40,367 --> 00:10:42,600 Be my guest. 295 00:10:42,690 --> 00:10:44,856 Okay, so once again, Black women are the ones 296 00:10:44,858 --> 00:10:47,038 everybody expects to drive social change. 297 00:10:49,596 --> 00:10:50,667 So true. 298 00:10:51,178 --> 00:10:53,945 Okay, fine. I will do the rest of the list. 299 00:10:54,034 --> 00:10:55,067 Cool. 300 00:10:57,009 --> 00:10:58,116 Did you have to snap? 301 00:10:58,231 --> 00:11:00,398 In the moment, it felt wrong not to snap. 302 00:11:01,913 --> 00:11:03,185 Have a heavenly day. 303 00:11:03,210 --> 00:11:04,943 For your information, Sandra, 304 00:11:04,945 --> 00:11:06,678 Cheyenne and I are very clean. 305 00:11:06,680 --> 00:11:08,680 Yeah, I shower after every poo. 306 00:11:08,682 --> 00:11:11,683 And this movie night is gonna be just as hygienic as we are. 307 00:11:11,685 --> 00:11:13,404 All the chairs are gonna be six feet apart 308 00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:15,307 and we're gonna have a bunch of hand sanitizer. 309 00:11:15,415 --> 00:11:17,234 Cool. Well, let me know how it goes. 310 00:11:17,858 --> 00:11:21,259 And, uh, we are going to be checking people's temperatures 311 00:11:21,261 --> 00:11:22,861 every 10 minutes. 312 00:11:22,863 --> 00:11:25,864 Mm-hmm, and we're gonna be digging a hole 313 00:11:25,866 --> 00:11:28,753 for everyone to sit in so the germs don't get out. 314 00:11:29,470 --> 00:11:30,509 What do you say? 315 00:11:30,618 --> 00:11:32,913 Should we save you a... a hole? 316 00:11:33,266 --> 00:11:35,466 Look, it's nothing personal. 317 00:11:35,642 --> 00:11:37,609 People just have different comfort levels 318 00:11:37,611 --> 00:11:39,854 around this stuff, but you guys have fun. 319 00:11:41,648 --> 00:11:42,981 Rude. 320 00:11:42,983 --> 00:11:44,889 I know. She's the worst. 321 00:11:45,986 --> 00:11:47,919 She's coming to this [bleep] movie. 322 00:11:49,703 --> 00:11:52,958 And how can we pull out all sorts of decorations for Saint Patrick's Day, 323 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:54,966 and we don't do anything for Juneteenth? 324 00:11:55,396 --> 00:11:57,456 Leprechauns were never slaves. 325 00:11:57,524 --> 00:12:00,151 Mm-hmm, except to their own greed. 326 00:12:01,602 --> 00:12:04,436 Yo, we gotta put MC Cool Cloud on the list, right? 327 00:12:04,438 --> 00:12:06,038 I mean, that's clearly appropriation. 328 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:07,472 I don't know. 329 00:12:07,474 --> 00:12:08,874 I don't think he's trying to act Black. 330 00:12:08,876 --> 00:12:10,114 I just think he is Black. 331 00:12:10,170 --> 00:12:12,303 - But it's a white cloud. - So what? 332 00:12:12,305 --> 00:12:15,239 White clouds can't be Black? Black people can't be clouds? 333 00:12:15,241 --> 00:12:18,859 Dude, he was created by a group of white executives 334 00:12:18,898 --> 00:12:20,852 who are clearly obsessed with LL Cool J. 335 00:12:20,854 --> 00:12:22,746 I'm sick of looking at it. It's going on the list. 336 00:12:22,747 --> 00:12:24,289 Hey, sorry. 337 00:12:24,291 --> 00:12:26,425 Uh, Glenn wants to talk to you. 338 00:12:26,427 --> 00:12:27,503 Hey, Garrett! 339 00:12:27,504 --> 00:12:29,206 You weren't picking up your phone, 340 00:12:29,231 --> 00:12:32,218 so Jonah helped Demetrius and me track you down. 341 00:12:32,220 --> 00:12:33,841 I'm Demetrius. I'd shake your hand, 342 00:12:33,842 --> 00:12:35,296 but there's a virus going around. 343 00:12:35,297 --> 00:12:38,624 Yeah, I heard about that. What's going on? 344 00:12:38,626 --> 00:12:40,259 Well, you never got back to me 345 00:12:40,261 --> 00:12:42,026 with your apology ideas, 346 00:12:42,027 --> 00:12:46,416 so I decided to buy pizzas for all the Black employees. 347 00:12:46,668 --> 00:12:48,448 Did you know that this was what this was about? 348 00:12:48,449 --> 00:12:50,903 In my heart, I feel like I might have. 349 00:12:52,740 --> 00:12:55,007 So... as reparations 350 00:12:55,009 --> 00:12:58,210 for the hair care products, you got us pizza? 351 00:12:58,212 --> 00:12:59,345 Mm-hmm. 352 00:12:59,347 --> 00:13:00,846 Hey, pizza's better than nothing. 353 00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:02,315 - Mm-hmm. - What? 354 00:13:02,317 --> 00:13:04,684 And Garrett, you're pizza deputy, 355 00:13:04,686 --> 00:13:06,218 so make sure that every Black employee 356 00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:07,620 gets some pizza. 357 00:13:07,622 --> 00:13:09,473 And if there are any borderline calls, 358 00:13:09,474 --> 00:13:11,123 well, you get final say. 359 00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:12,704 Uh, Glenn, I can't do this. 360 00:13:12,705 --> 00:13:15,961 Look, you're having pizza. I insist. 361 00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:18,072 So start rounding up the Black people. 362 00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:20,700 Oh, I mean... uh, just send them a text! 363 00:13:30,069 --> 00:13:33,031 What's good, y'all? 364 00:13:33,032 --> 00:13:34,288 It's your boy, Kenan Bravo. 365 00:13:34,289 --> 00:13:35,967 I'm just over here having a little work pizza. 366 00:13:35,969 --> 00:13:38,455 Make that free work pizza! 367 00:13:38,456 --> 00:13:40,123 And here's the guy we have to thank. 368 00:13:40,125 --> 00:13:41,824 The MLK of the PZA. 369 00:13:41,826 --> 00:13:44,027 No, no, not thanks to me. I don't want any part of this. 370 00:13:44,029 --> 00:13:45,094 Don't want any pizza. 371 00:13:45,096 --> 00:13:47,096 Okayzzles, more pizza for me, then. 372 00:13:47,098 --> 00:13:49,532 Hashtag "boom." Hashtag "pizza for life." 373 00:13:49,534 --> 00:13:51,234 Hashtag "in crust, we trust." 374 00:13:51,236 --> 00:13:54,137 Forced pizza party. Going on the list. 375 00:13:54,139 --> 00:13:55,638 I don't know, even with the word "forced," 376 00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:58,041 pizza party only ever sounds awesome. 377 00:13:58,043 --> 00:13:59,809 - I know. - Hey, Garrett. 378 00:13:59,811 --> 00:14:02,145 Me and, um, some of the others were wondering 379 00:14:02,147 --> 00:14:04,380 if we could get in on this pizza party. 380 00:14:04,382 --> 00:14:05,950 Yeah, I don't know, man. 381 00:14:05,951 --> 00:14:07,483 - It's, uh... - I know. 382 00:14:07,485 --> 00:14:09,152 It's a Black thing. 383 00:14:09,154 --> 00:14:11,387 But you don't know what's it like for guys like me. 384 00:14:11,389 --> 00:14:13,523 Like when I'm mowing my own lawn, 385 00:14:13,525 --> 00:14:15,058 people think I'm the gardener. 386 00:14:15,060 --> 00:14:17,694 I mean, they don't say, "Hey, gardener," 387 00:14:17,696 --> 00:14:19,562 but I know they're thinking it. 388 00:14:19,564 --> 00:14:20,697 You know what? Go ahead. 389 00:14:20,699 --> 00:14:22,098 - Go ahead. - Thank you. 390 00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:24,467 - Sarah, you're up. - Sarah? 391 00:14:24,469 --> 00:14:25,891 So when I was eight, 392 00:14:25,892 --> 00:14:27,604 all the white kids came up with a chant 393 00:14:27,606 --> 00:14:29,672 that went, "Sarah, Sarah, you're so brown..." 394 00:14:29,674 --> 00:14:31,674 Okay, okay, I don't wanna be the racism pizza judge. 395 00:14:31,676 --> 00:14:33,650 Just go ahead. Have some pizza. 396 00:14:34,613 --> 00:14:36,346 - What about me? - Oh, yeah. 397 00:14:36,348 --> 00:14:37,547 You're good. You're good. 398 00:14:37,549 --> 00:14:39,382 I hear the pizza's from Polini's. 399 00:14:39,384 --> 00:14:40,750 Oh, man, that place is legit. 400 00:14:40,752 --> 00:14:43,035 That where my parents took me to tell me about their divorce. 401 00:14:43,036 --> 00:14:44,063 Oh, hey, guys. Sorry. 402 00:14:44,064 --> 00:14:46,565 The pizza's actually just for our employees of color. 403 00:14:46,566 --> 00:14:48,821 The break room is kind of a safe space 404 00:14:48,822 --> 00:14:51,561 - for historically marginalized... - No whites allowed! 405 00:14:51,563 --> 00:14:52,588 Beat it! 406 00:14:53,765 --> 00:14:55,398 So unfair. 407 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,800 I wonder if that was the best way to say that. 408 00:14:57,802 --> 00:14:59,002 I think I nailed it. 409 00:14:59,004 --> 00:15:01,471 I just don't understand why she wouldn't even, like... 410 00:15:01,473 --> 00:15:02,705 I know. 411 00:15:02,707 --> 00:15:04,207 I know. What... oh. 412 00:15:04,209 --> 00:15:05,041 Oh! 413 00:15:05,043 --> 00:15:07,810 Just keeping everything sterile! 414 00:15:07,812 --> 00:15:10,346 I'm, like, so OCD about this stuff. 415 00:15:10,348 --> 00:15:12,115 Oh, is that bug spray? 416 00:15:12,942 --> 00:15:15,318 Yes! 417 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:16,753 It is. 418 00:15:16,755 --> 00:15:18,555 A virus is a bug, Sandra. 419 00:15:18,890 --> 00:15:21,670 Just cleaning my hands. Like always. 420 00:15:21,777 --> 00:15:24,260 Guys, I know what you're doing, but it's okay. 421 00:15:24,262 --> 00:15:25,978 - I'm not judging you... - Okay, let's cut the crap. 422 00:15:26,531 --> 00:15:28,009 Are you not coming because of Cheyenne? 423 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,666 - What? - You think she's dirty 424 00:15:29,668 --> 00:15:31,909 because she's married to Bo and they live in that filthy house? 425 00:15:31,910 --> 00:15:35,111 You know, Bo's not dirty. Ringworm runs in his family! 426 00:15:35,112 --> 00:15:36,790 Well, then it's a dirty family! 427 00:15:36,791 --> 00:15:39,242 It's a genetic condition. 428 00:15:39,244 --> 00:15:42,378 A condition called not washing his body. 429 00:15:42,380 --> 00:15:45,322 Oh, my God, you clearly don't know anything about ringworm. 430 00:15:45,323 --> 00:15:46,582 Ignorant... ow! 431 00:15:46,584 --> 00:15:48,451 Where do you think ringworm comes from? 432 00:15:48,453 --> 00:15:50,520 I got sanitizer in my eye. 433 00:15:50,522 --> 00:15:52,288 It burns! 434 00:15:57,195 --> 00:16:00,046 I love how pizza is, like, the bread. 435 00:16:00,799 --> 00:16:02,288 And then, the sauce. 436 00:16:02,594 --> 00:16:05,312 And then, like, the cheese puts it all together. 437 00:16:05,337 --> 00:16:07,045 Yeah, mmm. 438 00:16:07,706 --> 00:16:09,653 Is this your first time having pizza? 439 00:16:11,294 --> 00:16:12,742 Shh, there's girls here. 440 00:16:12,744 --> 00:16:14,944 There they are! 441 00:16:14,946 --> 00:16:16,813 Thanks, Demetrius! 442 00:16:16,815 --> 00:16:19,282 Yo, Jonah stopped answering his phone too. 443 00:16:19,284 --> 00:16:20,950 So Garrett. 444 00:16:20,952 --> 00:16:22,819 How are those pizzas? 445 00:16:22,821 --> 00:16:25,455 Are you enjoying them and feeling appreciated? 446 00:16:25,457 --> 00:16:26,856 People seem to like them, 447 00:16:26,858 --> 00:16:28,558 but I think we're good on pizza, Glenn. 448 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:29,883 Yeah, well, it just... 449 00:16:30,595 --> 00:16:32,750 Some of the white employees were upset 450 00:16:33,398 --> 00:16:35,698 that they didn't get any pizza, and, you know, 451 00:16:35,700 --> 00:16:39,302 the point of all this was to make everyone happy, so... 452 00:16:39,304 --> 00:16:41,204 I thought the point of this was to apologize 453 00:16:41,206 --> 00:16:42,205 to the Black employees. 454 00:16:42,207 --> 00:16:44,540 Either they're reparations, or they're not. 455 00:16:44,542 --> 00:16:46,809 Okay, well, can't you think of it like this? 456 00:16:46,811 --> 00:16:50,446 Like, for you, the pizzas are reparations for racism. 457 00:16:50,448 --> 00:16:51,957 And for the white employees, 458 00:16:51,958 --> 00:16:54,188 they're reparations for not getting pizza. 459 00:16:54,189 --> 00:16:56,652 Okay, so it's an all lives matter pizza party? 460 00:16:56,654 --> 00:16:59,252 Fine, great. Okay, that's perfect. 461 00:17:00,358 --> 00:17:03,593 Attention, all Cloud 9 employees in all departments. 462 00:17:03,595 --> 00:17:05,628 Please report to the break room for pizza 463 00:17:05,630 --> 00:17:08,931 because apparently, now everyone gets pizza. 464 00:17:08,933 --> 00:17:11,634 Never mind that the basic infrastructure of this country 465 00:17:11,636 --> 00:17:13,269 makes it so that one group of people 466 00:17:13,271 --> 00:17:15,238 gets way more pizza than others! 467 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:19,240 Or that some of us spent over 400 years 468 00:17:19,444 --> 00:17:22,345 forcibly making pizza for white people! 469 00:17:24,549 --> 00:17:26,037 This isn't about pizza, is it? 470 00:17:26,057 --> 00:17:27,524 No, I don't think so. 471 00:17:27,786 --> 00:17:29,986 Yes! I love pizza. 472 00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:38,096 I am so sorry. I biffed up hard. 473 00:17:38,097 --> 00:17:40,865 But I just really need you to know 474 00:17:40,900 --> 00:17:42,623 that I'm not a racist. 475 00:17:42,624 --> 00:17:45,102 Look, Glenn, I don't think you're racist, okay? 476 00:17:45,138 --> 00:17:47,171 You're just really horrible at this kind of stuff. 477 00:17:47,206 --> 00:17:49,040 You're right. And I... 478 00:17:49,075 --> 00:17:51,142 The user is out of minutes. 479 00:17:51,177 --> 00:17:52,910 He doesn't know. 480 00:17:52,945 --> 00:17:55,290 Look, I'm sorry about him, okay? 481 00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:56,714 Just save all this pizza stuff 482 00:17:56,749 --> 00:17:58,307 for your next racist story time. 483 00:17:58,308 --> 00:18:00,028 There's not gonna be another racist story time. 484 00:18:00,034 --> 00:18:01,534 There shouldn't have been a first one. 485 00:18:01,535 --> 00:18:02,788 You're just as bad as Glenn. 486 00:18:02,822 --> 00:18:04,955 I pointed out a few problems I had with the store, 487 00:18:04,991 --> 00:18:07,708 and you have me making a whole list and doing a TED Talk? 488 00:18:07,709 --> 00:18:09,696 I mean, hell, Jonah's been weird and annoying all day, 489 00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:11,096 but at least he's tried to help out 490 00:18:11,130 --> 00:18:12,437 without putting the burden on me. 491 00:18:12,438 --> 00:18:14,778 Oh, wow. Yeah... thanks. 492 00:18:14,779 --> 00:18:16,446 Decentering takes a little practice, 493 00:18:16,447 --> 00:18:17,681 but I think I'm getting better at it. 494 00:18:17,682 --> 00:18:19,595 You know, I just have a tendency to... 495 00:18:20,540 --> 00:18:22,516 make things about myself. 496 00:18:25,244 --> 00:18:26,597 Look, don't bother with the list, okay? 497 00:18:26,599 --> 00:18:28,266 - I'll take care of it. - I already did it. 498 00:18:28,374 --> 00:18:31,642 Oh, well, I'll send this to the DM as soon as possible. 499 00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:33,478 Then, hopefully she'll send it on 500 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:34,879 to the regional manager for him to review. 501 00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:37,248 And then, he'll send it to the diversity liaison. 502 00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,650 And then, she's gonna have to send it on to her VP. 503 00:18:39,792 --> 00:18:42,693 All told, we should get an answer in, you know... 504 00:18:42,962 --> 00:18:45,362 - three to five weeks. - Weeks? 505 00:18:45,363 --> 00:18:47,965 Look, I know it sucks. I built a canoe in less time. 506 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,476 But it's a step in the right direction. 507 00:18:53,106 --> 00:18:54,419 I guess. 508 00:18:55,608 --> 00:18:56,707 Oh, good. 509 00:18:56,743 --> 00:18:57,775 - She's still here. - Okay. 510 00:18:59,612 --> 00:19:01,979 Here! In your face! 511 00:19:02,014 --> 00:19:04,615 Our corona tests came back negative. 512 00:19:04,650 --> 00:19:06,117 And they said that's a good thing. 513 00:19:06,152 --> 00:19:08,205 When did you guys take these? 514 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,444 We called out early and drove 515 00:19:09,477 --> 00:19:11,079 to the rapid test center in Illinois. 516 00:19:11,104 --> 00:19:13,888 Wow, well, congrats on your clean bill of health, guys. 517 00:19:13,889 --> 00:19:15,047 Ah-ah-ah. 518 00:19:15,617 --> 00:19:17,997 So we will see you at movie night, right? 519 00:19:18,319 --> 00:19:20,920 Oh, well, you guys are safe, 520 00:19:20,955 --> 00:19:22,630 but won't there be other people there? 521 00:19:22,684 --> 00:19:25,818 Yeah, but, I mean, we can uninvite them. 522 00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:26,868 It can just be us. 523 00:19:26,894 --> 00:19:28,293 What movie were you gonna see? 524 00:19:28,530 --> 00:19:29,661 "Hereditary." 525 00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:31,538 Ooh, that's too scary for me. 526 00:19:31,653 --> 00:19:34,141 We can watch something else! Your choice. 527 00:19:35,103 --> 00:19:36,402 Well, I've been meaning to see 528 00:19:36,438 --> 00:19:38,331 if "Herbie: Fully Loaded" lives up to the hype. 529 00:19:38,399 --> 00:19:40,696 Done. We'll see you there. 530 00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:43,541 Sure! 531 00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:47,513 Oh, yes! I knew we'd get her. 532 00:19:47,549 --> 00:19:49,515 Nice, so it's just gonna be 533 00:19:49,551 --> 00:19:51,419 me, you, Sandra 534 00:19:51,986 --> 00:19:55,426 outside your apartment watching "Herbie: Fully Loaded." 535 00:19:56,391 --> 00:19:57,518 Yeah. 536 00:19:58,626 --> 00:20:00,193 Oh, shoot! I forgot. 537 00:20:00,228 --> 00:20:01,988 I have something on Friday. 538 00:20:02,964 --> 00:20:04,265 Cheyenne. 539 00:20:04,666 --> 00:20:06,064 Cheyenne! 540 00:20:06,301 --> 00:20:07,834 Maybe you could give me a list of slang 541 00:20:07,869 --> 00:20:09,450 - that's off-limits. - All of it. 542 00:20:09,717 --> 00:20:11,951 Hey, man. We heard your announcement. 543 00:20:12,019 --> 00:20:13,485 You seemed pretty beefed. 544 00:20:13,641 --> 00:20:15,441 And you had every right to be. 545 00:20:15,477 --> 00:20:18,958 I mean, from one pizza slut to another, I totally get it. 546 00:20:19,547 --> 00:20:21,337 We got you these. 547 00:20:22,117 --> 00:20:23,316 Ten pizzas. 548 00:20:23,351 --> 00:20:26,152 Well, there aren't enough pizzas in the whole world 549 00:20:26,187 --> 00:20:28,020 to show you how sorry we are. 550 00:20:28,056 --> 00:20:29,091 Hey! 551 00:20:29,357 --> 00:20:31,058 Why was this in the box crusher? 552 00:20:31,257 --> 00:20:33,209 'Cause it's racist and I was tired of looking at it. 553 00:20:33,210 --> 00:20:34,612 And I wasn't gonna wait three to five weeks 554 00:20:34,613 --> 00:20:36,189 for someone else to come fix it. 555 00:20:36,722 --> 00:20:38,923 Got it. 556 00:20:40,485 --> 00:20:42,420 Nope. Wrong. 557 00:20:42,455 --> 00:20:43,622 Yeah, Garrett! 558 00:20:43,703 --> 00:20:45,204 Sí, se puede. 559 00:20:45,206 --> 00:20:46,907 Not Dominican, man. 560 00:20:47,139 --> 00:20:48,576 He didn't even take the pizzas. 561 00:20:48,577 --> 00:20:49,810 You know what? 562 00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:52,283 You guys just don't get it, okay? 563 00:20:52,364 --> 00:20:54,262 Today was a perfect example 564 00:20:54,427 --> 00:20:56,995 of the kind of racism that people of color 565 00:20:57,069 --> 00:20:59,204 have to deal with on a daily basis 566 00:20:59,285 --> 00:21:01,987 and how we need to stop pretending 567 00:21:02,141 --> 00:21:04,242 that white privilege doesn't benefit us. 568 00:21:04,244 --> 00:21:06,078 Today was never about the pizzas. 569 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:07,366 It... 570 00:21:08,428 --> 00:21:11,016 Okay, so it's still not about the pizzas, 571 00:21:11,017 --> 00:21:13,421 but he would like me to grab the pizzas, so... 572 00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:16,041 If you could just... under my chin. 573 00:21:16,043 --> 00:21:18,144 Yeah, yeah. All right, okay. 574 00:21:18,217 --> 00:21:20,918 Seriously! Do the work! 575 00:21:23,104 --> 00:21:29,000 Synced and corrected by hawken45 for www.addic7ed.com