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? Oh ?

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? A newlywed couple just moved to town ?

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? A regular husband and wife ?

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? Who left the big city
to find a quiet life ?

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? WandaVision! ?

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? She's a magical gal
in a small town locale ?

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? He's a hubby who's part machine ?

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? How will this duo fit
in and fulfill all? ?

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? By sharing a love
like you've never seen ?

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? WandaVision! ?

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My wife and her flying saucers.

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My husband and his indestructible head.

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Aren't we a fine pair?

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What do you say to
silver dollar pancakes,

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crispy hash browns, bacon, eggs,

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freshly squeezed orange
juice, and black coffee?

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I say, "Oh, I don't eat food".

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Well, that explains
the empty refrigerator.

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- Wanda?
- Hmm?

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Is there something special about today?

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Well, I know the apron
is a bit much, dear,

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but I am doing my best to blend in.

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No, no, there on the calendar.

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Someone's drawn a little heart
right above today's date.

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- Oh, yes, the heart.
- Hmm...

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Well, don't tell me
you have forgotten, Vis.

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"Forgotten"?

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Oh, Wanda, I'm incapable
of forgetfulness.

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I remember everything.
That's not an exaggeration.

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In fact, I'm incapable of exaggeration.

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Well, then tell me what's so
important about today's date.

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What was the question again?

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Oh, well, perhaps,
you've forgotten yourself.

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Me? Heavens, no. I've been
so looking forward to it.

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As have I.

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Today, we are celebrating...

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You bet we are.

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- It's the first time we...
- Mmm-hmm.

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... have ever celebrated
this occasion before.

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It's a special day!

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- Perhaps an evening...
- Of great significance...

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- To us both!
- Naturally.

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- Obviously.
- Exactly.

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Well done, us.

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All right.

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Well, that's me off to work, then.

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Oh, don't forget!

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I haven't.

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Oh!

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Have a good day, dear!

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Oh!

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Hello, dear. I'm Agnes,
your neighbor to the right.

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My right, not yours.

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Forgive me for not stopping by
sooner to welcome you to the block.

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My mother-in-law was
in town, so I wasn't.

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So, what's your name?
Where are you from?

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And most importantly,
how's your bridge game, hon?

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I'm Wanda.

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Wanda. Charmed.

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Golly, you settled in fast!

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Did you use a moving company?

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I sure did. Those boxes
don't move themselves.

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So what's a single gal like you

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doing rattling around this big house?

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Oh, no, I'm not single.

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Oh, I don't see a ring.

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Well, I assure you I'm married.

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To a man. A human one and tall.

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As a matter of fact,

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he'll be home later tonight
for a special occasion.

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Just the two of us.

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Oh, is it somebody's birthday?

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Not a birthday.

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Well, today isn't a holiday, is it?

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No, it's not a holiday.

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An anniversary then?

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Ye... Yes!

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Yes! It's our anniversary!

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Oh, how marvelous!

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How many years?

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Well, it feels like we've
always been together.

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Lucky gal.

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The only way Ralph would
remember our anniversary

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is if there was a beer named June 2nd.

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- So, what do you have planned?
- How do you mean?

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For your special night.

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A young thing like you
doesn't have to do much,

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but it's still fun to set the scene.

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Say, I was just reading a
crackerjack magazine article

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called "How To Treat Your Husband
To Keep Your Husband",

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and let me tell you, what
Ralph could really use

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is, "How To Goose Your Wife
So You Don't Lose Your Wife".

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Hang on. I'll go grab it
and we can start planning.

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Oh, this is gonna be a gas!

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Oh...

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? Or you don't go out Friday night ?

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? Yakety yak! ?

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? You just put on your coat and hat ?

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Here are those computational
forms that you requested, Norm.

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There you go.

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Gee willikers, that was fast!

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Hey, the music isn't
bothering you, is it, pal?

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In terms of distraction from work,

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or the largely nonsensical
nature of the lyrics?

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- The first one.
- Ah, no, thank you, Norm.

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Hey, is there somethin' I
can help you with, buddy?

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Yes, as a matter of fact, there is.

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Would you be so good as to tell me

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what it is we do here exactly?

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Do we make something?

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- No.
- Right.

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Do we buy or sell something?

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No and no.

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Then what is the purpose
of this company?

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All I know is, since you've gotten here,

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productivity has gone up 300%.

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Yes, but what is it we're producing?

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Computational forms.

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And no one can process the
data quite like you do, pal.

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You're like a walking computer.

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What? I most certainly am not.

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I'm a regular carbon-based employee

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made entirely of organic matter,

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much like yourself, Norm.

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Hey! What's got your
feathers all ruffled?

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Yes, I'm sorry, I'm a tad on edge.

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You see, it appears there's
something special about today,

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special to Wanda, that's my wife,

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and gee, I can't, for the
life of me, recall what it is.

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Mmm... Oh!

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Good to see you.

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- Vision.
- Yes?

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Wife and I are looking
forward to this evening.

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Mr. Hart. Of course!

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Dinner with Mr. Hart and his
dear lady wife, Mrs. Hart.

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That's what I just said.
What's wrong with you, son?

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Have you got a screw loose?

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Oh, no, sir. Screws all tightened, sir.

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Yes, I should hope so.

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Employee dinners are a rite of passage

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- for the new hires.
- Ah.

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Jones over there failed miserably.

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Isn't that right, Jones?

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The wife thought five courses
would be sufficient.

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And there was that paltry
excuse for entertainment.

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A string quartet?

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And then you had that embarrassing
display of beatnik enthusiasm.

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I wore a turtleneck.

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Yes. Best of luck out there in
the unemployment line, Jones.

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You know, I owe my success to
being a keen judge of character.

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No skeletons in your closet, eh, Vision?

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I don't have a skeleton, sir.

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Glad to hear it. Your future
in this company depends on it.

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And you don't have a song?

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Nothing special you
played at your wedding?

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No, nothing special.

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I'll just loan you some records then.

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So, we've got music covered,
decor, wardrobe. Oh!

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What about seduction techniques?

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Oh, I have those.

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Of course, you do.

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Just out of curiosity, what does it say?

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That you should stumble
when you walk into a room

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so he can catch you.

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It's romantic.

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Any other tricks?

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You could point out that
the death rate of single men

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is twice that of married men.

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Now, that's romantic.

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Oh!

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Vision residence.

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- Wanda, darling.
- Vision, sweetheart.

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Listen, about tonight...

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Don't worry, dear. I have
everything under control.

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Oh, well, that is a relief.

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I must confess, I'm
really rather nervous.

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"Nervous"? Whatever for?

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Well, you know, darling, I
still get a little tongue-tied.

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Vis, after all this time...

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There's an awful lot riding
on this one, Wanda.

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If tonight doesn't go just so,
I think this could be the end.

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Well, it's just one night.
There's no need to get dramatic.

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Look, I think the best course
of action is to impress the wife.

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And I think the best course of
action is to impress the husband.

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Well, wonderful!

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Glad to know we're
both on the same page.

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Until tonight, then, my, darling.

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Until tonight.

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Oh...

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Is your husband tired
of you burning his toast?

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Try our new and improved ToastMate 2000.

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It's the go-to for clever housewives.

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Say, this machine has some shine.

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You said it.

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Set the dial and get the
taste back into your toast.

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Top and bottom heating
elements can handle anything

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from meatloaf, to cherry pie,
to open-faced cheese sandwiches.

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The all new ToastMate
2000 by Stark Industries.

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Forget the past. This is your future.

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Here we are!

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Oh!

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How very atmospheric!

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What's going on here,
Vision? You blow a fuse?

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Pardon me while I just go and
fetch the lady of the house.

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Guess who?

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Wanda!

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Vision.

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Oh! Oh!

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Ah...

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What is the meaning of this?

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Well, what is...

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Yeah, what is the meaning of...

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Oh, the meaning of it!

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You want to know the meaning
of it and the meaning of it

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is that this is the traditional
Sokovian greeting of hospitality.

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- Guess who?
- Is that my host behind me?

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It certainly is.

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- Lovely to make your acquaintance.
- Yes!

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See, I forgot to tell you
my wife is from Europe.

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Oh, how exotic!

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We don't break bread with Bolsheviks.

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Oh, hush, Arthur!

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Have you no culture at all?

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And that dress!

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Yes! It's... It's so...
Sokovian, is what it is! Yes!

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Can I just see you in the kitchen
for a moment, sweetheart?

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Oh, yes!

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- Who are those people?
- What are you wearing?

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- Why are they here?
- What are you wearing?

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Well, it's our anniversary!

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Our anniversary of what?

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Well, if you don't know,
I'm not going to tell you!

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That... That man through
there is my boss, Mr. Hart!

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And his dear lady wife, Mrs. Hart!

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The heart on the calendar
was an abbreviation!

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You move at the speed of sound

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and I can make a pen
float through the air.

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Who needs to abbreviate?

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Darling, listen, it's all romantic
to do the candles, the music,

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- that stunning outfit...
- Well...

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I don't wanna be unappreciative,
but right now...

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Your boss and his wife are
expecting a home-cooked meal.

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Exactly.

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Any chance they'd settle

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for a single chocolate-covered
strawberry split three ways?

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Uh...

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I might have a better idea.

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Hmm.

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So I said, "If we orient the forms

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horizontally rather than vertically,

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we can use twice the paper,
we can bill twice the cost".

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You truly are a pioneer!

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But the larger purpose
of the forms is...

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Was to analyze our input and our output.

256
00:12:59,272 --> 00:13:00,282
Huh.

257
00:13:01,316 --> 00:13:03,106
You're awfully dense,
aren't you, Vision?

258
00:13:05,987 --> 00:13:07,743
Oh, Agnes! You're a life-saver!

259
00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:09,453
What kind of housewife would I be

260
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:12,659
if I didn't have a gourmet meal
for four just lying about the place?

261
00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:13,662
Well...

262
00:13:13,664 --> 00:13:16,371
Not that Ralph ever wants to
eat anything but baked beans

263
00:13:16,373 --> 00:13:19,708
which explains a lot about
his personal appeal, mind you.

264
00:13:19,710 --> 00:13:21,751
- Oh, my!
- Oh! Oh!

265
00:13:21,753 --> 00:13:23,795
Do you think Wanda needs
help in the kitchen?

266
00:13:23,797 --> 00:13:26,589
We haven't any tidbits
or tartlets out here,

267
00:13:26,591 --> 00:13:27,930
nary a pig in a blanket.

268
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,384
No, that...

269
00:13:29,386 --> 00:13:31,600
No, that's so kind of you, Mrs. Hart.

270
00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:33,805
But I'm sure she's
absolutely fine in there!

271
00:13:33,807 --> 00:13:36,307
Oh, thank you, Agnes. I think
I've got it covered from here.

272
00:13:36,309 --> 00:13:37,517
- Oh, are you sure, dear?
- Hmm.

273
00:13:37,519 --> 00:13:40,854
Many hands make light work. And
many mouths make good gossip.

274
00:13:40,856 --> 00:13:42,355
You're so naughty!

275
00:13:42,357 --> 00:13:44,357
Oh, shall I just pre-heat
the oven then, dear?

276
00:13:44,359 --> 00:13:46,776
- That won't be necessary.
- Oh, All right, then.

277
00:13:46,778 --> 00:13:49,779
Well, I know you're in a pinch so
this menu can be done in a snap.

278
00:13:49,781 --> 00:13:52,574
Lobster Thermidor with mini-minced
meat turnovers to start.

279
00:13:52,576 --> 00:13:54,208
Chicken à la King with twice-cooked

280
00:13:54,210 --> 00:13:55,750
new potatoes for your second course,

281
00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:58,788
and Steak Diane and mint
jellies for your main.

282
00:13:58,790 --> 00:14:00,457
Do you set your own jellies, dear?

283
00:14:00,459 --> 00:14:02,542
- Yes.
- Good girl.

284
00:14:02,544 --> 00:14:04,627
Recipe cards are on the counter there.

285
00:14:04,629 --> 00:14:05,962
Bon appétit!

286
00:14:05,964 --> 00:14:07,374
Oh!

287
00:14:10,761 --> 00:14:11,968
Oh, oh.

288
00:14:11,970 --> 00:14:13,094
You men stay put.

289
00:14:13,096 --> 00:14:15,095
I sense a domestic emergency, so...

290
00:14:15,097 --> 00:14:16,687
Mrs. Hart, please don't. You can't.

291
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,475
You... Please...

292
00:14:18,477 --> 00:14:22,604
? Yeah, take out the
papers and the trash ?

293
00:14:22,606 --> 00:14:25,136
? Or you won't get no spending cash ?

294
00:14:26,359 --> 00:14:28,739
? If you don't scrub the kitchen floor ?

295
00:14:29,946 --> 00:14:31,904
? You ain't gonna
rock and roll no more ?

296
00:14:31,906 --> 00:14:33,786
? Yakety yak! Don't talk back ?

297
00:14:38,372 --> 00:14:40,860
Well, why don't we
have a nice sing-a-long,

298
00:14:40,862 --> 00:14:42,405
all together then, shall we?

299
00:14:45,295 --> 00:14:46,915
Oh, no, too much!

300
00:14:50,008 --> 00:14:52,008
Oh, no, not enough!

301
00:14:52,886 --> 00:14:55,428
? Old MacDonald had a farm ?

302
00:14:55,430 --> 00:14:57,263
? Ee-I-Ee-I-O ?

303
00:14:57,265 --> 00:14:59,265
? And on that farm he had a... ?

304
00:15:01,686 --> 00:15:03,311
? Had a... ?

305
00:15:03,313 --> 00:15:04,396
Pig.

306
00:15:04,398 --> 00:15:06,022
? Ee-I-Ee-I-O ?

307
00:15:06,024 --> 00:15:07,107
- ? With a... ?
- ? Oink, oink... ?

308
00:15:07,109 --> 00:15:08,233
- ? Here and a... ?
- ? Oink, oink... ?

309
00:15:08,235 --> 00:15:09,901
- ? There ?
- ? Here an oink, there an oink ?

310
00:15:09,903 --> 00:15:11,117
? Everywhere an oink, oink ?

311
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:13,279
? Old MacDonald had a farm ?

312
00:15:13,281 --> 00:15:14,864
? Ee-I-Ee-I-O ?

313
00:15:14,866 --> 00:15:16,348
Oh, what was I supposed to do next?

314
00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:17,817
Oh, what was the main course again?

315
00:15:17,819 --> 00:15:19,244
It was... Steak...

316
00:15:19,246 --> 00:15:20,704
No. Steak...

317
00:15:20,706 --> 00:15:22,539
Steak... Diane!

318
00:15:22,541 --> 00:15:23,591
Yes?

319
00:15:24,668 --> 00:15:27,544
Oh, I think that must be
my wife summoning me.

320
00:15:27,546 --> 00:15:29,166
She calls you "Diane?"

321
00:15:30,173 --> 00:15:33,007
Yes, it's her pet name for me.

322
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:37,140
I'm just coming, Fred.

323
00:15:38,932 --> 00:15:40,062
Excuse me a moment.

324
00:15:43,937 --> 00:15:45,107
Oh, no.

325
00:15:46,732 --> 00:15:48,273
How can I be of assistance?

326
00:15:48,275 --> 00:15:50,490
Well, the chicken is no longer a chicken

327
00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:51,860
and the lobsters just flew the coop

328
00:15:51,862 --> 00:15:53,987
so the steak is the last man standing.

329
00:15:53,989 --> 00:15:57,440
It says here I can cut down the
prep time with a meat tenderizer.

330
00:15:57,442 --> 00:15:59,492
Excellent plan. Where's the tenderizer?

331
00:15:59,494 --> 00:16:01,286
- I'm looking at him.
- Ah.

332
00:16:01,288 --> 00:16:02,412
Hoo-hoo in there!

333
00:16:02,414 --> 00:16:04,706
Hoo-hoo back to you!

334
00:16:04,708 --> 00:16:05,790
Okay.

335
00:16:05,792 --> 00:16:09,512
Finish the meat, find the
lobsters. I'll be right back.

336
00:16:11,089 --> 00:16:12,505
I hope you're hungry.

337
00:16:12,507 --> 00:16:13,840
Starved, is more like it.

338
00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:16,462
My head is starting to feel woozy.

339
00:16:18,972 --> 00:16:20,503
Were either of you aware

340
00:16:20,505 --> 00:16:24,392
that married men are killing
single men at an alarming rate?

341
00:16:24,394 --> 00:16:26,561
What are you going on about?

342
00:16:26,563 --> 00:16:27,854
And what's going on in there?

343
00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:30,482
Whoo-hoo! Ho-ho!

344
00:16:33,195 --> 00:16:34,819
Who could that be?

345
00:16:34,821 --> 00:16:36,081
Coming!

346
00:16:37,199 --> 00:16:39,157
Oh, you didn't answer the back door.

347
00:16:39,159 --> 00:16:40,867
For your upside-down cake.

348
00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:42,869
Oh! Hi, I...

349
00:16:42,871 --> 00:16:43,953
Who was that?

350
00:16:43,955 --> 00:16:45,538
- A salesman!
- Telegram!

351
00:16:45,540 --> 00:16:47,415
A man selling telegrams.

352
00:16:47,417 --> 00:16:49,507
Wouldn't you know it. Good
news is more expensive.

353
00:16:50,379 --> 00:16:51,635
I couldn't find the lobsters

354
00:16:51,637 --> 00:16:53,630
and did you want the meat
tender or pulverized?

355
00:16:53,632 --> 00:16:54,802
Oh, dear.

356
00:16:56,468 --> 00:17:00,178
Well. I think tonight's
going swimmingly.

357
00:17:00,180 --> 00:17:02,514
Anyone for Parcheesi?

358
00:17:02,516 --> 00:17:05,975
- My head is spinning.
- Oh, Mrs. Hart...

359
00:17:05,977 --> 00:17:07,977
Did you hear that? My
wife's head is spinning.

360
00:17:07,979 --> 00:17:10,189
Generally speaking, I don't
like her head to do that.

361
00:17:12,442 --> 00:17:13,612
Time to improvise.

362
00:17:14,853 --> 00:17:16,144
You know, I'm beginning to think

363
00:17:16,146 --> 00:17:18,363
you're not management material, Vision.

364
00:17:18,365 --> 00:17:20,073
You know, I had high hopes for you.

365
00:17:20,075 --> 00:17:21,873
But from what I've seen here tonight,

366
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,785
you can barely keep it together.

367
00:17:23,787 --> 00:17:25,085
I mean, look around.

368
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:27,087
There's all this chaos
going on in your household.

369
00:17:28,041 --> 00:17:29,332
Now, when are we gonna eat?

370
00:17:29,334 --> 00:17:30,914
Dinner is served.

371
00:17:32,295 --> 00:17:33,295
Ah!

372
00:17:34,548 --> 00:17:36,138
Breakfast for dinner?

373
00:17:37,634 --> 00:17:38,717
How very...

374
00:17:38,719 --> 00:17:40,059
European.

375
00:17:41,138 --> 00:17:43,388
Ooh! Let's have a toast!

376
00:17:44,182 --> 00:17:47,475
To my lovely and talented wife.

377
00:17:47,477 --> 00:17:49,811
To our esteemed guests.

378
00:17:49,813 --> 00:17:51,271
Yes. Cin cin.

379
00:17:51,273 --> 00:17:52,273
Cheers.

380
00:17:54,651 --> 00:17:56,484
Well, please eat before it gets cold.

381
00:17:56,486 --> 00:17:58,366
- Hmm?
- Oh, Mrs. Hart, allow me.

382
00:17:59,906 --> 00:18:02,907
So, where did you two move from?

383
00:18:02,909 --> 00:18:03,976
What brought you here?

384
00:18:03,978 --> 00:18:05,208
How long have you been married?

385
00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:07,367
And why don't you have children yet?

386
00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:16,671
I think what my wife means to
say is that we moved from...

387
00:18:16,673 --> 00:18:18,383
Yes, we moved from...

388
00:18:19,801 --> 00:18:21,384
And we were married...

389
00:18:21,386 --> 00:18:24,804
Yes, yes, we were married in...

390
00:18:24,806 --> 00:18:28,349
Well? Moved from where? Married when?

391
00:18:28,351 --> 00:18:29,488
Now, patience, Arthur.

392
00:18:29,490 --> 00:18:32,103
They're setting up their
story. Let them tell it.

393
00:18:32,105 --> 00:18:33,313
We...

394
00:18:33,315 --> 00:18:35,105
Our story...

395
00:18:36,359 --> 00:18:38,526
Yes, what exactly is your story?

396
00:18:38,528 --> 00:18:40,408
Oh, just leave the poor kids alone.

397
00:18:41,364 --> 00:18:43,904
No, really, I mean, I think
it's a perfectly simple question.

398
00:18:44,659 --> 00:18:45,909
Honestly.

399
00:18:45,911 --> 00:18:47,121
Why did you come here?

400
00:18:48,622 --> 00:18:49,832
Why?

401
00:18:51,583 --> 00:18:53,413
Damn it, why? Why did you...

402
00:18:58,340 --> 00:19:00,040
Oh, Arthur, stop it.

403
00:19:03,053 --> 00:19:05,213
Stop it.

404
00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:07,180
Stop it.

405
00:19:09,101 --> 00:19:12,191
Stop it. Stop it.

406
00:19:13,647 --> 00:19:15,688
Stop it.

407
00:19:15,690 --> 00:19:17,070
Stop it.

408
00:19:18,985 --> 00:19:20,068
Stop it.

409
00:19:20,070 --> 00:19:21,319
Stop it.

410
00:19:23,365 --> 00:19:25,490
Stop it. Stop it.

411
00:19:25,492 --> 00:19:26,542
Stop it.

412
00:19:27,811 --> 00:19:28,894
Stop it.

413
00:19:28,896 --> 00:19:29,936
Vision, help him.

414
00:19:44,806 --> 00:19:46,306
Let me help you up.

415
00:19:46,308 --> 00:19:47,308
Give me your hand.

416
00:19:49,099 --> 00:19:50,439
All right, steady on, sir.

417
00:19:55,147 --> 00:19:58,231
Well, would you look at the time?

418
00:19:58,233 --> 00:20:00,643
Yes. We'd better be going.

419
00:20:01,933 --> 00:20:04,529
Well... Are you both all right?

420
00:20:04,531 --> 00:20:07,201
We had such a lovely time.

421
00:20:08,118 --> 00:20:11,036
This guest is leaving your home.

422
00:20:12,622 --> 00:20:15,457
Yes, thank you for coming.

423
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:18,501
You made me proud tonight, son.

424
00:20:18,503 --> 00:20:19,801
First thing Monday morning,

425
00:20:19,803 --> 00:20:21,493
you and me are gonna have a little chat.

426
00:20:22,257 --> 00:20:24,292
We'll see about that promotion.

427
00:20:24,294 --> 00:20:25,754
Yes, sir! Thank you, sir!

428
00:20:28,430 --> 00:20:29,430
Thank you.

429
00:20:33,060 --> 00:20:34,190
Oh...

430
00:20:35,645 --> 00:20:37,775
What a charming door knocker.

431
00:20:39,495 --> 00:20:40,495
Good night!

432
00:20:51,745 --> 00:20:53,912
We are an unusual couple, ya know?

433
00:20:53,914 --> 00:20:56,289
Oh, I don't think that
was ever in question.

434
00:20:56,291 --> 00:21:00,710
Well, what I mean is... We
don't have an anniversary.

435
00:21:00,712 --> 00:21:03,088
- Huh.
- Or a song.

436
00:21:03,090 --> 00:21:04,631
Or even wedding rings.

437
00:21:04,633 --> 00:21:06,674
Well, we could remedy that.

438
00:21:06,676 --> 00:21:08,259
Today could be our anniversary.

439
00:21:08,261 --> 00:21:10,929
Of what? Surviving
our first dinner party?

440
00:21:10,931 --> 00:21:13,473
Precisely. And our song could be?

441
00:21:13,475 --> 00:21:14,849
Yakety Yak, naturally.

442
00:21:14,851 --> 00:21:15,851
- Naturally.
- Hmm.

443
00:21:17,521 --> 00:21:18,521
And the rings?

444
00:21:19,898 --> 00:21:21,398
Well, couldn't you make some for us?

445
00:21:29,574 --> 00:21:30,574
I do.

446
00:21:31,660 --> 00:21:32,660
Do you?

447
00:21:33,870 --> 00:21:36,080
Yes. I do.

448
00:21:37,874 --> 00:21:39,744
And they lived happily ever after.

449
00:22:16,114 --> 00:22:18,716
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450
00:22:18,747 --> 00:22:23,668
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