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Right.

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Well...

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I have to go.

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Off to work?

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Off to work.

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Yeah, escape.

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Escape!

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What would you do if the world was

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actually ending?

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I'd come visit you.

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- Here?
- Yeah.

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I'd bring the entire family.

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- All seven of you?
- And Myrtle.

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Right.

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Right.

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That's all right, isn't it?

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I mean, it's a lovely thought.

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I'm not sure it's practical.

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I mean, we'd have to get
a very big shop in.

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Just make a big omelette.
We'll be fine.

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Can I just say,

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- if it does end...
- Yeah.

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just hold off

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for a little bit.

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It depends how long we've got, though.

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It's quite a long drive.

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Yeah, well, I tell you what, hopefully

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we'd all perish before
you actually arrived.

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Cos it is quite a way, isn't it?

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Hopefully?!

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But I'd know that you were coming,

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and that would make me feel good.

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But then you wouldn't actually get here

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because that would be difficult.

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So, what would you do?

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Do I know the world is ending?

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Hey, what do you mean?

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Do I know the world's ending?

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Has it been announced?

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I don't fucking know. It's your
hypothetical situation.

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You've got to give me some details.

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Do I know the end is coming?

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Yes, you do.

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I would have a nap.

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And if it was a surprise?

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Well, then I wouldn't know
it was coming, would I,

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so I would just be doing normal things.

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More than likely, I would
be talking to you.

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- Yes.
- Exactly like this.

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Sorry, it's chaos here.

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Everything all right?

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The suitcases are back.

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So, right, if we can
just go through this

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a couple of times, even just once,

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- we'll be good to go.
- 7.30 start.- Yeah.

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So, our scene's up first, live,

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and then they do the auction.

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Ooh, getting close!

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I'm really looking forward to it.

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Yeah, we just need to get
David to leave first.

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Yeah, Michael's heading to the
airport in a couple of hours.

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- Aren't you going with him?
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I'm going to Sweden tomorrow.

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Sweden?-

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So, he can get to New York,
but he has to isolate.

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We don't want Lyra to isolate.

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And he has to go to New York?

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There's a wedding.

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He's the best man.
He's written a speech.

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Well, doesn't he have
to isolate too, though?

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He's booked a room across
the road of the ceremony,

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so he's going to shout his speech.

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Are you joking?

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Well, you're going to
have a lovely time.

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- Shall we?
- Yeah, sure.

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Sorry, we do actually just need

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to wait for David to leave.

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The birds

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are flying away.

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Yeah, they do that this time of year.

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How do they

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stay in formation?

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You know I'm not an ornithologist?

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I am aware of that fact.

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- Yeah.
- I was just wondering if you might

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hazard a guess?

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I would hazard

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that they follow the one in front...

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Ah, probably.

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until they get home.

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Like the elephants.

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Like the elephants.

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All right?

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Yeah, Anna and

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Lyra aren't coming to New York.

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Am I a bad father?

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- No.
- Am I a bad friend?

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- No.
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Hey, listen, though.

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We did it.

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- We did do it.
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Sanity intact.

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Intact-ish.

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Just about serviceable.

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Yeah, I mean, enough for jazz.

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- Probably quite good for jazz.
- Absolutely.

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And we never ran out of things to say.

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Is that true?

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Well, I did have to do a
lot of the heavy lifting.

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Oh, fuck you.

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Well, no, only when you

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only when you were having
your existential crisis.

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You had one of those, too!

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Yes, but mine was smaller because
I have a smaller existence.

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- Yeah.
- And I had time,

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therefore, to keep the badinage going.

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Well, thank goodness you had all
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of experience to fall back on.

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Yes, well, love, I have

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the craft of improv.

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Oh, Spidey.

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- Improv.
- Yes! Spider web!

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Yes! Oh, here comes!

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Come on, serve me one up.
Serve me one up.

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Here it comes. Here it comes.
Here comes!

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Oh, and there it is!

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Oh, no!

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He's coming back. He's coming back.
He's coming back!

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And pow!

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Oh, in my face!

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- Like improv jizz.
- Oh, yeah!

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There must be things

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that we still haven't talked about.

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- No, I really have to go.
- Books!

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- No.
- We never did books.

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They're waiting for me outside.

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- Come on.
- I'm going. I have to go.

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- This is me. I'm leaving.
- No!

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No! Ah!

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Books!

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Books!

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Their conversations are like gas.

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It just expands to fit whatever
vessel they put it into.

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I don't have that kind of
relationship with anyone.

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I think it's a fear of silence.

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I like silence.

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I adore it.

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That's because you have a one-year-old.

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Silence is like...

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For fuck's sake, David!

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We've never talked...

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about...

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love.

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Can you get off that machine
and out of the house

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before I bury you in the garden
with your fucking goldfish?

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- Hi, Michael.
- Hi, Georgia.

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Hi, could you let him go?

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- Happily.
- OK.

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OK.

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You on set today?

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- Yes, this very evening.
- Yeah, what time do you wrap?

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Oh, middle of the night,
I would have thought.

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Cardiff is lovely

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in the middle of the night.

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I'm very excited.

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What if I can't remember how to do it?

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- Act?
- Yeah.

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No! It's always easy-peasy, man!

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It's just that I have no
other discernible skills.

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- That's true.
- It's pretending.

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It's just pretending.

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Right, this is it.

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- I have to go.
- Right you are.

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I'm still not ready.

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- Georgia's really angry.
- Well, I'll miss this.

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Listen, we've got so much still
to talk about.

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- Yes!
- Next time.

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Yeah.

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No, no!

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Ah!

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Just a minute.

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No rush.

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This is a bad time, is it?

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No, no, I'm just getting ready for...

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We're filming the thing for Georgia.

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Oh, yeah. No, sure. Cool.

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Yeah, so I've just got to...

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- I'm coming home.
- What?

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- When?
- Today. Now.

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There's a car outside now.

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But what about the rewrites?

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Phoebe's going to do them.

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Right.

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It is funnier. She's made it funnier.

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That's good.

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Well, you can't write women.

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Yeah, you're not supposed to say that.

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- You're not... That's not...
- But you can't.

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How much of this have you changed,

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this thing you're doing? How
much of what I wrote to...?

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What have you changed?

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Just the pronouns.

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Hey! Hi, baby!

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Hey, babe!

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How are you? How'd it go?

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Yeah, really well, thanks.

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How's the scene?

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Yeah, it was really good.

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Yeah?

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- Anna and Lucy were very funny.
- Right.

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I was hilarious, obviously.

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- Possible spin-off?
- Well, never say never.

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I don't think you've ever told me
what the scene was.

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Well, it's a version of that scene

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you did in series one, where you're
all talking over each other,

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- only Anna's Michael, Lucy's Simon
- and I'm you.

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Ah!

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- Yeah.
- People liked it, did they?

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Yeah, it was really
interesting, actually.

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Most people said that they
preferred it to the original.

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Did they?- Mm.

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Most people?

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Across the board, actually.

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- Right.
- Yeah.

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And were these people you would
trust, or...?

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- Oh, with my life.
- Surprising, but...

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Mm.OK, OK.

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And did you hit all your targets?

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We exceeded them.

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Very good.

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Where are you?

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- I'm in the hotel room.
- Are you sat on a loo?

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This is the only place the
Wi-Fi would work. Promise.

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Sure, yeah. No, sure.

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It felt a bit odd, actually.

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- What, on set?
- Yeah, I felt nervous.

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- Nervous?
- Yeah.

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I know! That didn't used to happen.

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No.

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- I feel sort of flabby.
- Flabby?

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Yeah. You know, intellectually flabby.

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Yeah. I mean, not obviously...

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Like I couldn't remember
quite how to do it.

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That'll get better.

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Bet Michael wouldn't have felt nervous.

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I miss you, baby.

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I miss you, too, baby.

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Oh, it's Michael!

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Aw, course it is.

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Shall I let him in?

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I'll let him in.

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Be nice to see New York.

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Hey, the big cheese in the Big Apple!

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Hello!

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That's not New York.

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Oh, do you know, I've often
said that your husband

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has the observational skills

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of a pewter tankard.

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And I have yet to disagree with you.

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You're still at home!

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God, there is no getting past
you, is there, Sherlock?

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Is Anna still there, too?

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- Oh, there she is. Anna!
- Hi, there.

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Don't you look dandy?

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Thank you.

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It's only you letting the
side down, college boy.

269
00:09:37,255 --> 00:09:39,719
Well, nobody told me there was a
fucking dress code, did they?

270
00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:40,959
Are you in a toilet?

271
00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:42,853
I am in the toilet because
it's the only place

272
00:09:42,891 --> 00:09:45,230
that the Wi-Fi works in
this crappy hotel room.

273
00:09:45,277 --> 00:09:47,399
Is he always this cranky
late at night, Georgia?

274
00:09:47,522 --> 00:09:48,709
Yeah, always.

275
00:09:48,741 --> 00:09:50,701
- What happened to the wedding?
- All right...

276
00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:53,879
- Say hello to New York.
- Say hello to David.

277
00:09:53,931 --> 00:09:55,329
- Hello, David.
- Hi.

278
00:09:55,442 --> 00:09:57,119
Yeah, I'm Michael's best friend.

279
00:09:58,396 --> 00:09:59,259
Really?

280
00:09:59,284 --> 00:10:01,879
Now, that kind of territorial approach

281
00:10:02,015 --> 00:10:05,049
- is going to get David a
wee bit ticked off. - Yeah.

282
00:10:05,127 --> 00:10:07,999
Now, why don't you fuck off back
to your party and your new wife?

283
00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,175
All right?

284
00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:10,773
Say bye to everyone.

285
00:10:10,798 --> 00:10:12,393
Bye! Bye! Bye!

286
00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,400
Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.

287
00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:17,439
So, you dialled in, in the end?

288
00:10:17,486 --> 00:10:19,045
It seemed appropriate.

289
00:10:19,077 --> 00:10:20,612
Did you do your speech?

290
00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,479
He got a bit nervous.

291
00:10:22,512 --> 00:10:24,639
- Oh, did you?
- No, I didn't.

292
00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:26,467
- Yes, you did.
- I was fine.

293
00:10:26,499 --> 00:10:28,999
After two whiskies and
a packet of crisps.

294
00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:30,919
Yes, well, we all have
our methods, don't we?

295
00:10:30,944 --> 00:10:32,005
What about Sweden?

296
00:10:32,075 --> 00:10:33,828
We are going tomorrow.

297
00:10:34,443 --> 00:10:35,521
Aw!- Where are you?

298
00:10:35,553 --> 00:10:37,102
I'm in Cardiff, ain't I?

299
00:10:37,127 --> 00:10:39,319
- Oh, of course.
- Iechyd da!

300
00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:41,902
- Of course. How was filming?
- Yeah, it's fine.

301
00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:43,343
What about the, you know,

302
00:10:43,585 --> 00:10:44,585
flabbiness?

303
00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:46,216
That was...

304
00:10:46,541 --> 00:10:48,817
It's not a conversation
we need to share.

305
00:10:48,854 --> 00:10:50,959
I think we've gone past that.
I think we share everything.

306
00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:52,703
I was cool as a cucumber,

307
00:10:52,766 --> 00:10:54,582
and that's all you need to know.

308
00:10:55,734 --> 00:10:57,893
So, listen, how far away am I?

309
00:10:57,952 --> 00:11:01,199
What's the distance between
Cardiff and Port Talbot?

310
00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:03,210
About 40 minutes.

311
00:11:03,787 --> 00:11:05,786
Come on. Shall I come and visit?

312
00:11:05,811 --> 00:11:07,771
- Now?
- Yeah, shall I come and visit?

313
00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:13,549
- Nah.
- Oh, you grumpy bastards.

314
00:11:13,576 --> 00:11:14,999
No, it's late. Come on.

315
00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,239
I haven't seen you in months!

316
00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:18,615
Yeah, and I know it's been
very hard for you, but...

317
00:11:18,735 --> 00:11:20,799
Oh, you're an infuriating human being.

318
00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:23,279
- Oh, and you're a very rude person.
- I am not!

319
00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:27,319
- Just willy-nilly inviting yourself
- round into people's houses.

320
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:29,268
It's not like that in Wales, David.

321
00:11:29,307 --> 00:11:30,719
You're not in Scotland now.

322
00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:32,921
Well, I am merely pointing out

323
00:11:33,046 --> 00:11:34,418
that I'm in the vicinity.

324
00:11:34,443 --> 00:11:35,752
Well, point made.

325
00:11:35,777 --> 00:11:36,879
Thank you very much.

326
00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:38,255
Nos da, goodnight.

327
00:11:38,310 --> 00:11:39,463
Cheers.

328
00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:41,352
Shove your leek up your arse.

329
00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:53,483
- Hi, baby!
- Hi!

330
00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,745
This is a lovely surprise.

331
00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:57,799
Yeah, well, I mean, I want to say

332
00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,260
- it's because I missed you so much.
- Yeah.

333
00:11:59,353 --> 00:12:01,199
But I just really needed
to get away from our kids.

334
00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:02,873
No, sure. You brought this little one.

335
00:12:02,928 --> 00:12:05,159
Yeah, I had to bring that one
otherwise my tits explode.

336
00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:07,519
Of course. Is anyone looking after
the other kids, or...?

337
00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:09,216
No, I just left them on their own

338
00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:11,280
with some stale bread and
some candlestick stumps.

339
00:12:11,312 --> 00:12:13,048
- They'll be fine.
- Well, they're very resilient.

340
00:12:13,089 --> 00:12:14,488
- They are, yeah.
- Yeah.

341
00:12:15,465 --> 00:12:16,887
I brought you a packed lunch.

342
00:12:18,265 --> 00:12:19,824
Aren't you the perfect wife?

343
00:12:19,849 --> 00:12:21,640
I am, kind of, yeah.

344
00:12:23,051 --> 00:12:24,890
There's not actually anything in here.

345
00:12:24,915 --> 00:12:27,002
No, well, Wales is a really long way.

346
00:12:27,049 --> 00:12:28,359
Of course, yeah.

347
00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:29,408
Yeah.

348
00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:31,773
Do you want to make out?

349
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,780
I'd love to unfortunately,

350
00:12:33,904 --> 00:12:36,181
I am supposed to have been in
make-up four minutes ago, so...

351
00:12:36,642 --> 00:12:37,642
OK.

352
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:38,879
Well, I'll go home, then.

353
00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:40,759
I mean, stay and chat for a bit.

354
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:41,956
OK.

355
00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:44,365
- What do you want to talk about?
- Books.

356
00:12:44,412 --> 00:12:45,342
- Books?
- Books.

357
00:12:45,382 --> 00:12:46,216
- I want to talk about books.
- Right.

358
00:12:46,943 --> 00:12:49,115
I don't historically have
a lot to say about books.

359
00:12:49,161 --> 00:12:50,599
- OK, well, let's give it a go.
- Yeah.

360
00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:52,571
What was the last book that you read?

361
00:12:53,397 --> 00:12:54,295
I don't know.

362
00:12:54,319 --> 00:12:56,039
- What was the last book that
you bought me? - No idea.

363
00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:57,919
Cos I know I definitely didn't read
that one.

364
00:12:57,920 --> 00:13:00,103
- Excellent. Well, this is
going well, isn't it? - Yeah.

365
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,630
- Oh, my...
- Bloody useless!

366
00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:05,190
It's the old man of Port Talbot.

367
00:13:05,253 --> 00:13:07,189
We've been here for hours, posing.

368
00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:12,132
- Look at you, in the flesh!
- Here I am!

369
00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:13,999
I can't believe it!

370
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:17,479
All the bloody, "Oh, I'm a
listener, to you, to me.

371
00:13:17,529 --> 00:13:19,495
I mean, I was here for hours.

372
00:13:19,557 --> 00:13:21,873
There's very little
actual charisma, though.

373
00:13:21,927 --> 00:13:24,002
You sort of just disappear into a wall.

374
00:13:24,027 --> 00:13:25,148
Can't hear you, sorry.

375
00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:26,751
If you put your mask on,

376
00:13:26,774 --> 00:13:27,978
I'll wind the window down.

377
00:13:28,087 --> 00:13:29,334
Put your mask on,

378
00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:30,501
I'll wind the window down.

379
00:13:36,776 --> 00:13:38,017
All right?

380
00:13:38,042 --> 00:13:39,274
- There he is!
- Hello.

381
00:13:39,332 --> 00:13:41,122
- Hi.
- Look at this!

382
00:13:41,155 --> 00:13:41,873
I know.

383
00:13:41,912 --> 00:13:43,888
How long have you got before
you've got to go to work?

384
00:13:44,169 --> 00:13:46,382
Er, I'm meant to have been in
make-up eight minutes ago.

385
00:13:46,407 --> 00:13:47,290
- Right.
- Yeah.

386
00:13:47,322 --> 00:13:48,353
When's your flight?

387
00:13:48,806 --> 00:13:49,719
Yes!

388
00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:50,834
All right. All right. All right.

389
00:13:50,863 --> 00:13:53,609
- We are, yes, quite late already.
- OK. OK.

390
00:13:53,634 --> 00:13:55,708
But, you know, you wanted
to work, didn't you?

391
00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:57,999
You wanted to travel. Here we are.

392
00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,399
I guess that worked out, then.

393
00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:00,999
Look at you!

394
00:14:01,024 --> 00:14:02,975
I can't hear through
these things, anyway.

395
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,239
No, don't worry. I'll...

396
00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:05,599
- Yeah, I'll...
- All right.

397
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:07,559
- See you later.
- Lovely to see you, Georgia.

398
00:14:07,584 --> 00:14:08,559
You, too, Michael.

399
00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:10,629
- See you, Anna.
- Bye, Anna!

400
00:14:10,892 --> 00:14:12,095
Bye.

401
00:14:19,117 --> 00:14:20,141
Yeah.

402
00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:23,720
He looks like the Hobbit.

403
00:14:34,724 --> 00:14:36,000
Ah, didn't record.

404
00:14:37,780 --> 00:14:39,206
Did it record here?

405
00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:42,527
Did we even slate it?

406
00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:44,429
For fuck's sake!

407
00:14:44,468 --> 00:14:45,811
Have you turned it off yet?

408
00:14:45,875 --> 00:14:47,559
I don't know, because
I pressed the button.

409
00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:48,960
I don't know if I pressed it.

410
00:14:54,823 --> 00:14:56,342
- Still running.
- Still running, OK.

411
00:14:56,374 --> 00:14:57,735
So, this is an end slate.

412
00:14:57,816 --> 00:15:01,017
That was 11. 7-11-3.

413
00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:03,110
Which we might not have any sound for.

414
00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:05,105
We've got on there and
we've got it on here.

415
00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:06,554
That's turned off.

416
00:15:06,631 --> 00:15:07,874
Good luck.

417
00:15:07,957 --> 00:15:12,024
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