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Shadow, we're gonna be
releasing you later this afternoon.

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Your wife...

3
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...she died in the early hours
of this morning.

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My lucky coin.

5
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Give me my fucking coin, dead wife.

6
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You get your life back; I get my coin.

7
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Deal's off, I'm keeping
your fucking coin.

8
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I usually end up getting what I want.

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I could be Mr. Wednesday
with a shake of the hand.

10
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I could use a fellow like you.

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You're my man now.

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When you start to piss me off, I'm gone.

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We have a compact.

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Hello, Shadow.

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- You're working for Wednesday.
- Yeah.

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What is it Wednesday is up to?

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You want us to go to war.

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Believe me, these
New Gods are not going anywhere soon.

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They've already replaced us;
Now they want to destroy us.

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Your attack will only work against you.

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Make it easier for Odin

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to convince those who were on the fence
to join his cause.

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Guard my
spear as you will guard my life.

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Wars are coming, Shadow.
I have a big role for you.

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I was killed by a God.
Which fucking God?!

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Wednesday.

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Fuck that guy.

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I guess I believe in him.

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I wanna believe in you.

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He's Wednesday's now.

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Hurts when someone takes what's yours.

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Love...

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is the most powerful weapon of war.

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Love and war may
sit on opposite sides of a coin,

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but only so they may never meet.

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What do you think happens

37
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when you touch a God?

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What happened to our arrangement?

39
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Go help save Shadow.

40
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You owe me a battle, Grimnir.

41
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You really want to know
why I picked you?

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Just tell me.

43
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We are the same.

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Like father, like son.

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Sometimes you remind me of my son.

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Your son?

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I want to believe in you.

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Gods are real if you believe in them.

49
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The storm is coming.

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Whoever did this, I curse.

51
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Fuck!

52
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Someone here is gonna die soon.

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Don't get in the fucking way.

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Sweeney died last night.

55
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I'm gonna kill Wednesday.

56
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Are you gonna try and stop me?

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Free country.

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State police agencies

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have connected these suspects...

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Fuck!

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My boy is gonna be just fine.

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ID?

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We are Blood Death

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and this is dedicated to the All-Father!

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Get ready for war, motherfuckers!

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Break every bone in tribute!

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Praise the All-Father
for his blessing of death!

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Let there be blood!

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Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin!

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Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin!

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Hail the All-father.

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Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin!

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Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin!

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Odin! Odin! Odin!

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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
www.addic7ed.com

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Yo, Mike.

77
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You drop-balled that entire
pile of frag before lunch?

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Uh, yeah. Yeah. Ain't no thing.

79
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Yeah, but you only been on the
line a minute and you roll like that?

80
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Damn, you're a quick study.

81
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Well, I got a good teacher.

82
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Okay. Okay, I'll take that.

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Hey, Mike,

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you got a minute?

85
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Yeah, sure.

86
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Uh, catch you in the break room?

87
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Yeah, you will.

88
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We got some bones to slap,
so don't even think about

89
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skipping out on the ass-kicking
I'm about to lay down.

90
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Sorry. Sorry, boss.

91
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Mike, you're aware we've been
having issues with staffing.

92
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We just landed this military contract.

93
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There's not a lot of
wiggle room in the bid.

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We want to put our best people on it...

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And with me being new...

96
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I'd like you to be on the project.

97
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Position comes with a pay raise
and all the overtime you want.

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Interested?

99
00:09:02,032 --> 00:09:03,779
Yeah. Of, of course.

100
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Um, I don't want to leave
my team in the lurch.

101
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Well, Sadie's the one
who put you up for the job.

102
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She's got an eye for talent,

103
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thinks it's a good opportunity
for you and I, uh, agree.

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I don't know what to say. Uh, thank you.

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All right.

106
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And since this is a government thing,

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the feds are gonna do
a background check,

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make sure you're not a spy or whatever.

109
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Pretty routine. Just, uh,

110
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hide the porn when
they come to pay a visit.

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Yeah, sure. Will do.

112
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Look, Brigitte, your boy

113
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was swinging his magic
voodoo dick around

114
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telling me he could
bring the leprechaun back.

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- Yo, Brigitte.
- Hiya, George.

116
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It was three fucking
months ago. What is the deal?

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I'm gonna be real with you, Lil' Bit.

118
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That big dick is as magic as it gets.

119
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But, heh, he ain't been swingin'
it at no fucking leprechaun.

120
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Let me talk to Samedi.

121
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Like I told you last time,

122
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he's in Hialeah at a loa family reunion.

123
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When the fuck is he back?

124
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I'm the Lord of the Dead's fuck buddy,

125
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not his appointment secretary.

126
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Look, I know Samedi
gave it his best shot.

127
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Potions, gris-gris, the whole nine.

128
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But, heh-heh, resurrecting a
god isn't as easy as you'd think.

129
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Especially when no one
believes in him anymore.

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What if you didn't have to
bring him all the way back to life?

131
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I mean, what if he just
had to be undead enough

132
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to perform a relatively simple task?

133
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Such as?

134
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I need something from his hoard. It's...

135
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It's a revenge thing.

136
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There's a certain motherfucker
that's got it coming.

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You sure revenge is the only
reason you want this leprechaun back?

138
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Not that it's any of my business.

139
00:10:43,137 --> 00:10:44,854
No, it's really not
any of your business.

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But, yes.

141
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Payback's the only itch I gotta scratch.

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I'm afraid you're out of luck, Lil' Bit.

143
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There's really nothing more
the Baron can do.

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Good news is,

145
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Sweeney's pretty well preserved.

146
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If he didn't have god energy,

147
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he'd be a puddle of Irish stew by now.

148
00:11:02,939 --> 00:11:04,569
Oh, that's fantastic.

149
00:11:04,593 --> 00:11:06,733
A good-looking corpse doesn't
really get the job done.

150
00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:08,965
What about this?

151
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The gris-gris Samedi gave me.

152
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Would this work on him?

153
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The magic in that secret sauce
is meant for you and you alone.

154
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My fucking luck.

155
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Et voilà!

156
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This is him.

157
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Really?

158
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_

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00:15:11,079 --> 00:15:12,319
Hey, Sadie.

160
00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:15,017
You know, I've been thinking, uh...

161
00:15:15,757 --> 00:15:18,214
you might need to find a new hobby.

162
00:15:18,238 --> 00:15:19,978
This domino thing?

163
00:15:20,675 --> 00:15:22,392
I'm kinda tired of taking your money.

164
00:15:22,416 --> 00:15:24,418
Oh, you a dominologist now?

165
00:15:25,056 --> 00:15:27,817
All right, let's see what
you got good tomorrow, brother.

166
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.

167
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- I look forward to it.
- It's on.

168
00:15:47,005 --> 00:15:48,200
Oh!

169
00:15:48,224 --> 00:15:50,246
- Oh, you okay?
- Oh!

170
00:15:50,270 --> 00:15:52,010
Oh, well, aren't you an angel?

171
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Strong too.

172
00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:57,122
Um, do you need a hand?
It's kind of slippery.

173
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Oh.

174
00:15:58,930 --> 00:16:01,039
My name is Helen. What's yours?

175
00:16:01,063 --> 00:16:02,258
It's Mike.

176
00:16:02,282 --> 00:16:05,198
Oh, that's my husband's name.

177
00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:09,613
God rest his soul.
I just buried him today.

178
00:16:09,637 --> 00:16:12,442
Oh, no. I'm sorry for your loss.

179
00:16:12,466 --> 00:16:16,707
You remind me of him:
Decent, kind, good-hearted.

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00:16:17,862 --> 00:16:19,629
Well endowed.

181
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The hands tell the tale.

182
00:16:23,390 --> 00:16:27,196
He was also a liar,
a cheat and a con man,

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00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:30,919
capable of deception and great cruelty.

184
00:16:31,541 --> 00:16:36,030
He was transformed by the grace
and forgiveness of his family.

185
00:16:36,054 --> 00:16:40,817
It was forgiveness that allowed us,
me, to see past his failings.

186
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But a man's sins

187
00:16:43,145 --> 00:16:44,648
can never be undone.

188
00:16:44,672 --> 00:16:47,303
If my husband could speak now,

189
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he'd offer his humble apology

190
00:16:49,851 --> 00:16:52,351
for all the hurt he has caused.

191
00:16:52,375 --> 00:16:57,125
Even though he is now with the angels,
I can hear him say it.

192
00:16:59,774 --> 00:17:01,671
Nice party trick, asshole.

193
00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:04,780
Go fuck yourself.

194
00:17:16,696 --> 00:17:18,187
You motherfucker...

195
00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:20,621
As charged.

196
00:17:21,187 --> 00:17:23,817
Like the new look. Less severe.

197
00:17:23,841 --> 00:17:24,949
What are you doing here?

198
00:17:24,973 --> 00:17:26,690
I'm here to extract you,

199
00:17:26,714 --> 00:17:29,432
pre-emptively, from a... situation.

200
00:17:29,456 --> 00:17:31,936
You're not extracting me from anywhere.

201
00:17:32,690 --> 00:17:34,611
'Kay? I came to Milwaukee
to make a new life for myself.

202
00:17:34,635 --> 00:17:36,090
Doesn't include you.

203
00:17:36,114 --> 00:17:37,483
You were supposed to go to Lakeside.

204
00:17:37,507 --> 00:17:39,398
Or didn't the address
on that driver's licence

205
00:17:39,422 --> 00:17:42,503
make it clear enough to you, Mike?

206
00:17:45,428 --> 00:17:47,561
I don't do your bidding anymore.

207
00:17:49,218 --> 00:17:50,540
I'm not your man.

208
00:17:50,564 --> 00:17:52,846
This is not the best time
to discuss our compact,

209
00:17:52,870 --> 00:17:55,003
given your legal situation.

210
00:17:56,347 --> 00:17:58,722
Well, you're gonna have to
come up with a better con than that.

211
00:17:58,746 --> 00:18:00,781
I've got nothing to do
with this background check

212
00:18:00,805 --> 00:18:01,821
they're running on you.

213
00:18:01,853 --> 00:18:04,858
No? Yet you seem to know all about it?

214
00:18:04,882 --> 00:18:06,469
Oh, let me guess.

215
00:18:06,493 --> 00:18:08,558
A little fucking birdie told you, huh?

216
00:18:08,582 --> 00:18:10,497
Two, as a matter of fact.

217
00:18:11,498 --> 00:18:12,803
Yeah.

218
00:18:14,744 --> 00:18:16,261
Stay away from me.

219
00:18:16,904 --> 00:18:17,992
We're done.

220
00:19:20,047 --> 00:19:21,396
Your attention please.

221
00:19:27,225 --> 00:19:28,551
Whoa.

222
00:19:28,575 --> 00:19:31,423
- Ms. World. I like it.
- Super hot.

223
00:19:31,447 --> 00:19:34,007
Today was supposed
to be roll-out day, was it not?

224
00:19:34,031 --> 00:19:36,907
For the first components
of the SHARD project?

225
00:19:36,931 --> 00:19:39,910
Today you were supposed
to tweet, post, clap back,

226
00:19:39,934 --> 00:19:42,521
trend, and go high key
with our messaging.

227
00:19:42,545 --> 00:19:45,089
But instead of taking
the first glorious steps

228
00:19:45,113 --> 00:19:47,870
towards building a virtual
church of the mind...

229
00:19:47,894 --> 00:19:49,813
...we have this.

230
00:19:53,295 --> 00:19:55,099
The fur-leather combo's pretty dope.

231
00:19:55,123 --> 00:19:56,927
Predicting what the
chimp-people will care about

232
00:19:56,951 --> 00:19:58,145
is an inexact science.

233
00:19:58,169 --> 00:19:59,277
Like climate change.

234
00:19:59,301 --> 00:20:00,365
Talk about cancelled.

235
00:20:03,044 --> 00:20:05,109
Distract. Misdirect.

236
00:20:05,133 --> 00:20:08,504
Make them give a fuck about
what we say is important.

237
00:20:08,528 --> 00:20:12,203
Your job is to provide
and control the narrative.

238
00:20:12,227 --> 00:20:14,161
This...

239
00:20:14,185 --> 00:20:16,579
...is not control.

240
00:20:30,767 --> 00:20:31,788
Mike Ainsel!

241
00:21:11,591 --> 00:21:13,656
You've grown some serious balls.

242
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:15,333
I'm proud of you.

243
00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:18,704
I told you to stay
the fuck away from me.

244
00:21:18,728 --> 00:21:21,794
Everything that you've heard
and seen since we first met

245
00:21:21,818 --> 00:21:24,101
must have been running around
in there the past few months

246
00:21:24,125 --> 00:21:26,669
and you couldn't talk about any of it

247
00:21:26,693 --> 00:21:28,145
to anyone, huh?

248
00:21:29,609 --> 00:21:31,151
We're gonna play Twenty Questions,

249
00:21:31,175 --> 00:21:32,566
and they're all yours.

250
00:21:37,173 --> 00:21:38,348
Fire away.

251
00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:43,033
You really my dad?

252
00:21:43,057 --> 00:21:44,861
Oh, is that still
a point of speculation,

253
00:21:44,885 --> 00:21:46,689
considering our shared traits?

254
00:21:46,713 --> 00:21:48,386
Huh? Charisma,

255
00:21:48,410 --> 00:21:50,388
strong jawline, way with the ladies.

256
00:21:50,412 --> 00:21:53,609
I am done with the fuckery.

257
00:21:53,633 --> 00:21:55,306
Okay, so no more riddles,

258
00:21:55,330 --> 00:21:56,829
no more talking in circles, okay?

259
00:21:56,853 --> 00:21:58,222
If you want forgiveness, I want answers.

260
00:21:58,246 --> 00:21:59,552
You owe me that much.

261
00:22:04,078 --> 00:22:05,819
- So, Mom?
- Mom.

262
00:22:07,429 --> 00:22:09,538
Another one of your conquests?

263
00:22:09,562 --> 00:22:11,104
That why you abandoned us?

264
00:22:11,128 --> 00:22:12,857
That's two questions.

265
00:22:13,783 --> 00:22:15,892
First one, your mother.

266
00:22:15,916 --> 00:22:17,633
My relationship with her was a mistake.

267
00:22:17,657 --> 00:22:19,852
She was too young and I was...

268
00:22:19,876 --> 00:22:21,332
me.

269
00:22:21,356 --> 00:22:23,377
Oh, so she was just a nut and run?

270
00:22:23,401 --> 00:22:25,423
I never met anyone like your mother.

271
00:22:25,447 --> 00:22:27,033
There was a light about her.

272
00:22:27,057 --> 00:22:28,992
Yeah, yet you still left her.

273
00:22:29,016 --> 00:22:30,167
She left the country.

274
00:22:30,191 --> 00:22:31,429
Oh, really?

275
00:22:31,453 --> 00:22:32,648
'Cause it's not like you went after her.

276
00:22:32,672 --> 00:22:34,630
I'm bound to these shores.

277
00:22:35,403 --> 00:22:38,469
If I were ever to leave,
I would cease to exist.

278
00:22:38,494 --> 00:22:41,003
It's one of the penalties you pay for
being a god who comes to America.

279
00:22:41,028 --> 00:22:43,441
Yeah, well she came back to America.

280
00:22:43,465 --> 00:22:44,790
Along with your son.

281
00:22:44,814 --> 00:22:46,390
If you're telling the truth.

282
00:22:47,557 --> 00:22:49,298
Believe it or not,

283
00:22:49,993 --> 00:22:52,102
I'm just trying to save
the human race from itself.

284
00:22:53,693 --> 00:22:56,755
Wow, people are gonna be so pissed

285
00:22:56,779 --> 00:22:59,933
when they find out the messiah
that everybody's been waiting for...

286
00:23:00,317 --> 00:23:01,450
is you.

287
00:23:03,529 --> 00:23:08,118
I do remember a time when man
lived in harmony with nature.

288
00:23:08,142 --> 00:23:10,207
But now he's made technology his god.

289
00:23:10,231 --> 00:23:11,861
And what's it gotten him?

290
00:23:11,885 --> 00:23:14,037
Pesticides in his water, in his food,

291
00:23:14,061 --> 00:23:16,605
weapons that can destroy
the earth a thousand times over.

292
00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:19,172
New Gods. Heh.

293
00:23:19,196 --> 00:23:20,692
They're just parasites.

294
00:23:20,716 --> 00:23:23,525
The only reason they're here is
to make it easier for humanity

295
00:23:23,549 --> 00:23:26,615
to indulge in its most
self-destructive impulses.

296
00:23:26,639 --> 00:23:30,294
Until the world ceases to exist.

297
00:23:30,947 --> 00:23:33,578
And, without followers, so will you.

298
00:23:33,602 --> 00:23:36,450
Well, I don't see any conflict
in enlightened self-interest.

299
00:23:36,474 --> 00:23:40,672
So, you are on a mission
to save humanity,

300
00:23:41,070 --> 00:23:43,145
and you're just trying
to draft me into this war?

301
00:23:43,169 --> 00:23:45,614
Well, it's a volunteer army.
I can't do it all on my own.

302
00:23:48,158 --> 00:23:52,008
Who in the hell knows if you
actually believe anything you just said?

303
00:23:52,033 --> 00:23:54,917
And you're still running around
not knowing who you really are.

304
00:23:56,536 --> 00:23:57,580
Huh.

305
00:23:59,993 --> 00:24:01,021
We're done.

306
00:24:01,045 --> 00:24:02,825
Well,
you've got about 14 questions left.

307
00:24:02,849 --> 00:24:04,957
Yeah, I kinda got
all the answers I need.

308
00:24:04,981 --> 00:24:07,046
Oh, you can be your own man all you want

309
00:24:07,070 --> 00:24:08,973
until destiny kicks in.

310
00:24:11,553 --> 00:24:13,773
Why don't you ask me if I need you?

311
00:24:15,251 --> 00:24:16,470
Why?

312
00:24:16,785 --> 00:24:18,787
Because war is coming, Shadow.

313
00:24:19,748 --> 00:24:21,813
And if I don't have
the loyalty of my own son,

314
00:24:22,291 --> 00:24:24,990
how can I expect support
from anyone else?

315
00:24:26,378 --> 00:24:28,597
Yes, I need you, Shadow.

316
00:24:29,963 --> 00:24:31,767
And, besides,

317
00:24:31,791 --> 00:24:33,539
we're the only family we have.

318
00:24:43,933 --> 00:24:45,868
Wo-o-ow!

319
00:24:50,070 --> 00:24:52,788
Spectacular new look.

320
00:24:52,812 --> 00:24:54,746
And, and I get it.

321
00:24:54,770 --> 00:24:57,227
White guys are not on trend.

322
00:24:57,251 --> 00:24:59,359
Evolve or perish, am I right?

323
00:24:59,383 --> 00:25:00,752
Sit.

324
00:25:01,009 --> 00:25:02,315
Great idea.

325
00:25:03,518 --> 00:25:05,322
Understand:

326
00:25:05,346 --> 00:25:07,629
The more attention Wednesday gets,

327
00:25:07,653 --> 00:25:09,805
the more powerful he becomes.

328
00:25:09,829 --> 00:25:11,458
So he has some traction.

329
00:25:11,482 --> 00:25:13,678
We put up a cat video,
the old fossil's history.

330
00:25:13,702 --> 00:25:16,028
Yeah, why are we worrying about this?

331
00:25:16,052 --> 00:25:18,944
All it takes is for that old fossil

332
00:25:18,968 --> 00:25:21,599
to throw a lightning bolt
into the power grid

333
00:25:21,623 --> 00:25:23,340
and you're all offline.

334
00:25:23,364 --> 00:25:25,342
Grandpa Viking?

335
00:25:25,366 --> 00:25:27,509
You're totally overreacting.

336
00:26:25,382 --> 00:26:28,734
You were all created by me
for a specific purpose.

337
00:26:29,343 --> 00:26:33,742
Fail at that purpose
and this is what happens.

338
00:26:35,517 --> 00:26:37,040
Are we clear?

339
00:26:43,661 --> 00:26:45,596
Boss, you're killing it,

340
00:26:45,620 --> 00:26:47,206
but, uh,

341
00:26:47,798 --> 00:26:49,550
can we have the room?

342
00:26:59,547 --> 00:27:02,482
I have been feeling a
certain degree of hostility

343
00:27:02,506 --> 00:27:04,117
towards me lately.

344
00:27:05,023 --> 00:27:06,704
You and I are chill, right?

345
00:27:07,025 --> 00:27:08,750
Let's review:

346
00:27:08,774 --> 00:27:10,664
You turned an
intelligence-gathering operation

347
00:27:10,688 --> 00:27:12,841
into an act of war with Shadow Moon.

348
00:27:12,865 --> 00:27:14,617
Okay, we've been through this...

349
00:27:14,641 --> 00:27:17,230
You still haven't
delivered Bilquis to our side.

350
00:27:17,254 --> 00:27:20,196
You even managed to fuck up
your own system upgrade.

351
00:27:20,220 --> 00:27:21,656
Shall I continue?

352
00:27:23,125 --> 00:27:24,615
Fine.

353
00:27:25,195 --> 00:27:28,305
Clearly, I have not been
meeting your level of expectation.

354
00:27:28,964 --> 00:27:30,467
Mea culpa.

355
00:27:30,491 --> 00:27:32,623
King Kamehameha culpa.

356
00:27:33,537 --> 00:27:35,124
You're procrastinating with Bilquis.

357
00:27:35,148 --> 00:27:36,560
Why?

358
00:27:36,827 --> 00:27:38,673
I am being strategic.

359
00:27:39,239 --> 00:27:41,478
I am letting her live into the reality

360
00:27:41,502 --> 00:27:43,393
that she owes me big time.

361
00:27:44,064 --> 00:27:47,247
I'm feeling very optimistic
about the outcome.

362
00:27:47,773 --> 00:27:50,186
I don't give a fuck about what you feel.

363
00:27:50,250 --> 00:27:51,773
Just get it done.

364
00:27:52,469 --> 00:27:55,163
And... what is taking so long
with the financing

365
00:27:55,187 --> 00:27:56,487
for the SHARD project?

366
00:27:56,511 --> 00:27:58,277
You and I both know

367
00:27:58,301 --> 00:28:00,497
that a digital pipeline

368
00:28:00,521 --> 00:28:04,750
direct into every cerebral cortex
on the planet is a no-brainer.

369
00:28:05,439 --> 00:28:08,200
But, as strange as it may sound,

370
00:28:08,224 --> 00:28:12,378
bankers have some hesitation
pumping 20 billion

371
00:28:12,402 --> 00:28:15,773
into a yet-to-be-developed
vanguard technology

372
00:28:15,797 --> 00:28:18,558
that will forever change human
consciousness as we know it.

373
00:28:18,582 --> 00:28:21,126
Your job is to convince these people.

374
00:28:21,150 --> 00:28:22,736
Not make excuses for them.

375
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:24,806
With respect,

376
00:28:25,633 --> 00:28:29,983
asking the primates for money
to build it feels...

377
00:28:31,595 --> 00:28:33,684
super weak,

378
00:28:34,282 --> 00:28:37,893
when we can just hack into the
World Bank and fucking loot the place.

379
00:28:40,474 --> 00:28:43,247
SHARD requires human participation.

380
00:28:44,244 --> 00:28:46,091
The humans need to believe that
they're the ones building

381
00:28:46,116 --> 00:28:48,138
a virtual church of the mind.

382
00:28:48,221 --> 00:28:49,676
Once it is operational,

383
00:28:49,700 --> 00:28:51,243
we will control it

384
00:28:51,267 --> 00:28:55,425
and the Old Gods will
finally be obsolete.

385
00:28:55,750 --> 00:28:57,206
Hm.

386
00:28:57,230 --> 00:29:00,557
Um, more than they already are?

387
00:29:00,581 --> 00:29:02,559
Don't underestimate Wednesday.

388
00:29:02,975 --> 00:29:04,672
He can still hurt us.

389
00:29:05,097 --> 00:29:07,553
Which is why I'm taking him
off the board.

390
00:29:19,437 --> 00:29:20,868
Let's go, guys!

391
00:29:50,196 --> 00:29:51,440
What happened to Betty?

392
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:55,861
This is Betty.

393
00:30:02,425 --> 00:30:04,229
What's with the new outfit?

394
00:30:04,253 --> 00:30:07,143
I've been exploring
America's forgotten coast.

395
00:30:07,178 --> 00:30:09,452
You have no idea how many
nude beaches there are

396
00:30:09,476 --> 00:30:11,715
down in the Redneck Riviera.

397
00:30:11,739 --> 00:30:14,544
They're thumping a helluva lot
more than bibles, I can tell you that.

398
00:30:20,487 --> 00:30:22,030
So, where are we headed?

399
00:30:22,054 --> 00:30:23,441
We're off to see Whiskey Jack,

400
00:30:23,465 --> 00:30:25,685
a powerful Native American deity.

401
00:30:25,709 --> 00:30:28,253
We fell out a couple
of hundred years ago,

402
00:30:28,277 --> 00:30:32,107
so I wanna see if the animosity endures.

403
00:30:34,501 --> 00:30:36,503
Is there anyone you haven't
managed to piss off yet?

404
00:30:39,854 --> 00:30:41,239
I'm thinking.

405
00:30:45,381 --> 00:30:46,706
So, these New Gods,

406
00:30:46,730 --> 00:30:49,318
are they really even gods?

407
00:30:49,342 --> 00:30:51,798
If they are, so is indoor plumbing.

408
00:30:51,822 --> 00:30:54,279
But they're dangerous and
they wield a lot of power.

409
00:31:01,615 --> 00:31:04,052
So I reckon you got
a couple of questions left.

410
00:31:07,577 --> 00:31:08,767
Who am I?

411
00:31:09,973 --> 00:31:11,239
Really?

412
00:31:13,366 --> 00:31:15,399
You are the son of the All-Father,

413
00:31:15,424 --> 00:31:18,160
so walk this path with me
and greatness shall be yours.

414
00:31:18,197 --> 00:31:20,278
All right. So does that
make me a god, too?

415
00:31:28,163 --> 00:31:29,358
What the...

416
00:31:29,382 --> 00:31:30,382
fuck.

417
00:31:33,777 --> 00:31:36,003
Well, lookee who's here.

418
00:31:46,399 --> 00:31:47,506
Wait, wait. No, no, no, no, no.

419
00:31:47,530 --> 00:31:48,929
No, come on. Wait, no.

420
00:31:49,228 --> 00:31:50,853
God. I should've stayed at home.

421
00:31:50,877 --> 00:31:52,077
Take the wheel.

422
00:31:52,274 --> 00:31:53,643
What...

423
00:31:53,667 --> 00:31:56,167
what are you doing?!

424
00:31:56,191 --> 00:31:59,126
Head straight for 'em. Keep it under 30.

425
00:32:00,935 --> 00:32:03,068
You're fucking serious right now.

426
00:32:07,768 --> 00:32:09,494
On my signal.

427
00:32:15,776 --> 00:32:17,961
Okay, well then, whatever you're doing,
you need to do quick.

428
00:32:22,913 --> 00:32:24,326
What're-what're you doing?

429
00:32:24,350 --> 00:32:25,936
I can't see.

430
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:28,223
- I can't, I can't, I can't see.
- Hard right now.

431
00:32:29,833 --> 00:32:31,637
Right, right where? This thing'll roll!

432
00:32:31,661 --> 00:32:34,099
Gotta trust yourself
on this one, Shadow.

433
00:33:23,191 --> 00:33:24,671
Nicely done.

434
00:33:55,528 --> 00:33:56,790
Pathetic.

435
00:33:59,900 --> 00:34:00,900
Huh.

436
00:34:08,348 --> 00:34:09,610
Oh!

437
00:34:10,238 --> 00:34:11,718
Wow.

438
00:34:12,312 --> 00:34:15,959
Legs from here to there.
All curves and what not.

439
00:34:15,983 --> 00:34:18,483
- My, my.
- I don't have time for you.

440
00:34:18,507 --> 00:34:20,355
I'm expecting a guest.

441
00:34:21,815 --> 00:34:25,340
Your john is going to be late.

442
00:34:28,561 --> 00:34:30,930
I gave him 50 bucks for him to...

443
00:34:30,954 --> 00:34:33,522
choke the bishop for half an hour,
so we can conversate.

444
00:34:37,047 --> 00:34:38,310
Wow!

445
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:41,574
I am not a prostitute.

446
00:34:42,009 --> 00:34:45,336
Oh, baby love, we're all prostitutes.

447
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:47,319
The men who seek me

448
00:34:47,780 --> 00:34:49,303
are not johns.

449
00:34:51,207 --> 00:34:52,842
They are worshippers.

450
00:34:56,284 --> 00:34:58,112
A distinction without a difference.

451
00:34:59,885 --> 00:35:01,147
Hmm!

452
00:35:04,988 --> 00:35:07,532
I am here on a matter of some urgency,

453
00:35:07,556 --> 00:35:11,134
which involves... vous.

454
00:35:15,260 --> 00:35:18,575
Looks like the app I gifted
you has been paying off.

455
00:35:18,915 --> 00:35:20,569
Big time.

456
00:35:21,236 --> 00:35:23,813
Seems like only yesterday
you were sleeping in doorways.

457
00:35:25,095 --> 00:35:28,098
I know you'll get to the
urgency part sooner or later.

458
00:35:29,262 --> 00:35:30,350
Uh-huh.

459
00:35:30,927 --> 00:35:32,625
I'm here to collect.

460
00:35:33,234 --> 00:35:35,995
I enabled you with the means
to not just survive

461
00:35:36,472 --> 00:35:39,345
but to live...

462
00:35:39,938 --> 00:35:41,156
large.

463
00:35:44,404 --> 00:35:47,320
Only seems fair that
you return the favor.

464
00:35:51,121 --> 00:35:53,752
I want you to join our
coalition against Wednesday

465
00:35:53,776 --> 00:35:56,301
- and his irrelevant, medieval friends.
- No.

466
00:36:00,914 --> 00:36:02,644
When you were on the skids...

467
00:36:05,614 --> 00:36:07,007
...did the All-Father

468
00:36:07,747 --> 00:36:12,988
so much as offer
to lend you a caribou pelt

469
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:15,363
to keep you warm at night?

470
00:36:16,205 --> 00:36:17,575
And you?

471
00:36:18,888 --> 00:36:22,289
You only helped me with
expectation of gain.

472
00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:26,263
I have no love for Wednesday or his ilk,

473
00:36:26,287 --> 00:36:28,613
but I intend to stay neutral.

474
00:36:28,637 --> 00:36:31,529
I have seen war.
It doesn't solve anything.

475
00:36:31,553 --> 00:36:34,217
War only brings misery and death.

476
00:36:36,863 --> 00:36:38,256
Well,

477
00:36:38,867 --> 00:36:41,498
I promise that our war is going
to help a lot of people,

478
00:36:41,650 --> 00:36:43,106
or a few people a lot.

479
00:36:43,130 --> 00:36:46,022
Either way, you get to be one of them.

480
00:36:46,046 --> 00:36:48,523
What do you know about war?

481
00:36:50,224 --> 00:36:52,507
Have you ever endured its agony?

482
00:36:52,531 --> 00:36:53,725
Felt it cut through you,

483
00:36:53,749 --> 00:36:55,841
turning you into a thing
to be covered with dust?

484
00:36:57,274 --> 00:36:58,533
No!

485
00:37:46,106 --> 00:37:49,501
What in the fuck did you do to me?

486
00:38:15,911 --> 00:38:17,946
That's what
happens when you don't call first.

487
00:38:24,802 --> 00:38:26,162
Stay close.

488
00:38:26,799 --> 00:38:28,665
You can get lost in here.

489
00:38:59,353 --> 00:39:00,939
Oh, come on.

490
00:39:00,963 --> 00:39:02,282
Wednesday!

491
00:39:03,378 --> 00:39:04,665
Wednesday!

492
00:39:16,762 --> 00:39:18,006
Wednesday!

493
00:39:29,426 --> 00:39:31,728
I've been awaiting your arrival, Shadow.

494
00:39:37,130 --> 00:39:38,368
Where's Wednesday?

495
00:39:38,392 --> 00:39:40,220
Ah, he's on the wrong path.

496
00:39:41,163 --> 00:39:43,740
You know, for all his bullshit,
he's correct about one thing:

497
00:39:44,441 --> 00:39:46,419
The twilight of the Gods

498
00:39:46,443 --> 00:39:48,745
and the end of humanity are at hand.

499
00:39:49,316 --> 00:39:51,424
And you have a destiny to fulfill,

500
00:39:51,448 --> 00:39:52,790
so don't screw it up.

501
00:39:54,408 --> 00:39:56,085
Or everything will come to an end.

502
00:39:59,282 --> 00:40:00,548
What destiny?

503
00:40:00,762 --> 00:40:02,305
How the fuck should I know?

504
00:40:02,329 --> 00:40:03,939
It's beyond my sight.

505
00:40:04,505 --> 00:40:07,263
But there are those who can guide you.

506
00:40:18,858 --> 00:40:20,366
Who are they?

507
00:40:20,390 --> 00:40:23,568
When your head and your heart
are brought into alignment,

508
00:40:24,243 --> 00:40:25,635
the answers will come.

509
00:40:29,110 --> 00:40:30,578
Follow the Enaemaehkiw.

510
00:40:33,403 --> 00:40:36,084
Woutan, you're not welcome here.

511
00:40:36,537 --> 00:40:37,645
Wisakedjak.

512
00:40:41,020 --> 00:40:42,340
There you are.

513
00:40:44,545 --> 00:40:48,012
Know that I come not to pour
salt on old wounds, but...

514
00:40:48,984 --> 00:40:50,527
we live in perilous times.

515
00:40:50,551 --> 00:40:52,747
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know all about your war.

516
00:40:52,771 --> 00:40:56,938
Then you also know that the
so-called New Gods will not stop

517
00:40:57,645 --> 00:41:01,109
until the memory of all the
old ways has been swept away.

518
00:41:02,128 --> 00:41:04,826
Oh, you know all about
erasing history, don't you?

519
00:41:05,435 --> 00:41:07,387
It was your followers who
slaughtered my people,

520
00:41:07,412 --> 00:41:08,805
and stole our land.

521
00:41:09,129 --> 00:41:10,348
And you?

522
00:41:10,527 --> 00:41:13,332
You did nothing but grow
fat on their worship.

523
00:41:13,356 --> 00:41:16,335
I come in the spirit of forgiveness
to heal the rift between us.

524
00:41:16,359 --> 00:41:18,448
You only come when
it serves your purpose.

525
00:41:19,188 --> 00:41:21,103
So it's always been with your kind.

526
00:41:21,626 --> 00:41:23,516
So go piss up a rope.
I ain't gonna help you.

527
00:41:23,540 --> 00:41:25,431
Then you will die a coward's death.

528
00:41:27,022 --> 00:41:28,878
Watch your tongue, Woutan.

529
00:41:32,462 --> 00:41:34,726
Hey, I think it's time to go.

530
00:41:37,293 --> 00:41:39,063
We'll see ourselves out.

531
00:41:41,950 --> 00:41:43,449
Ah,

532
00:41:43,473 --> 00:41:45,519
terra firma, North Dakota.

533
00:41:46,412 --> 00:41:49,238
The Spirit Lake Nation of
the Lakota Sioux to be exact.

534
00:41:51,959 --> 00:41:53,091
So,

535
00:41:53,369 --> 00:41:55,826
what were you and that
old buzzard talking about

536
00:41:55,851 --> 00:41:57,525
before I arrived, huh?

537
00:41:57,662 --> 00:41:59,814
- Absolutely nothing.
- Oh.

538
00:41:59,838 --> 00:42:01,686
- Nothing, huh?
- Nope.

539
00:42:03,434 --> 00:42:04,434
Nothing.

540
00:42:07,367 --> 00:42:08,257
This you?

541
00:42:09,412 --> 00:42:11,362
Right on time.

542
00:42:17,507 --> 00:42:19,248
Actually, I'm two hours late.

543
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:22,106
Oh, the universe is always on schedule.

544
00:42:22,469 --> 00:42:25,610
Besides, punctuality:
Virtue of the bored.

545
00:42:25,951 --> 00:42:27,102
Who's this?

546
00:42:27,391 --> 00:42:28,455
Evelyn Waugh.

547
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:29,631
Who?

548
00:42:29,656 --> 00:42:31,541
The quote, Evelyn Waugh.

549
00:42:31,565 --> 00:42:33,108
This radiant being

550
00:42:33,132 --> 00:42:35,153
is my fiancée, Cordelia.

551
00:42:35,177 --> 00:42:37,416
Meet my son, Shadow Moon.

552
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:39,418
- Fiancée.
- 'Sup?

553
00:42:42,271 --> 00:42:44,337
It took me five days to drive up here.

554
00:42:44,926 --> 00:42:47,035
I spent Christmas in
a truck stop on account of you.

555
00:42:47,059 --> 00:42:48,427
Ah, it's a made-up holiday anyway.

556
00:42:51,336 --> 00:42:53,221
- There's a blizzard comin'.
- Mm.

557
00:42:53,848 --> 00:42:55,347
We want to make it to Utah anytime soon,

558
00:42:55,371 --> 00:42:56,392
we better get goin'.

559
00:42:56,416 --> 00:42:57,698
Utah?

560
00:42:57,722 --> 00:42:59,090
We're on our way to see

561
00:42:59,114 --> 00:43:01,571
another old friend of mine: Tklehoai.

562
00:43:01,595 --> 00:43:04,232
The one the Navajo call
the Night Carrier.

563
00:43:07,079 --> 00:43:09,274
Hello? What? You don't wanna do that?

564
00:43:09,298 --> 00:43:11,842
You want us to leave you
here all on your own?

565
00:43:14,216 --> 00:43:16,523
Well, I can't go back
to Milwaukee now. Um...

566
00:43:17,567 --> 00:43:19,872
I guess I'm just gonna
find a place to lay low.

567
00:43:20,527 --> 00:43:21,826
Figure out my next move.

568
00:43:21,871 --> 00:43:23,418
Well, what about Lakeside?

569
00:43:26,620 --> 00:43:28,337
What is it with you and Lakeside?

570
00:43:28,361 --> 00:43:30,426
For one thing, nobody's
looking for you there.

571
00:43:30,450 --> 00:43:32,254
You got an apartment
waiting for you there,

572
00:43:32,278 --> 00:43:35,179
six months' rent paid upfront.

573
00:43:36,499 --> 00:43:38,183
The things we do
for ungrateful children.

574
00:43:38,219 --> 00:43:40,373
I'm good.

575
00:43:41,374 --> 00:43:43,312
Do better when I make my own decisions.

576
00:43:44,583 --> 00:43:46,193
Suit yourself.

577
00:43:47,134 --> 00:43:51,051
Man's free will is
his most prized asset.

578
00:43:53,038 --> 00:43:55,158
Come on, we'll drop you
at the nearest bus station.

579
00:44:05,311 --> 00:44:06,636
Keys to the apartment in Lakeside,

580
00:44:06,660 --> 00:44:08,203
just in case you change your mind.

581
00:44:08,227 --> 00:44:10,798
The lease is in the name
of Emerson Borson.

582
00:44:11,975 --> 00:44:12,975
I'm good, thanks.

583
00:44:18,628 --> 00:44:19,997
Still Betty, huh?

584
00:44:20,021 --> 00:44:22,059
Same soul, different chassis.

585
00:44:49,703 --> 00:44:50,898
Hey, Mike.

586
00:44:51,541 --> 00:44:52,541
Mike!

587
00:44:54,926 --> 00:44:58,012
My intended here does not
want you to catch a chill.

588
00:44:58,744 --> 00:44:59,744
Be in touch.

589
00:45:08,853 --> 00:45:10,265
You're in luck.

590
00:45:10,289 --> 00:45:12,710
I was just about to close up
shop for the day.

591
00:45:12,900 --> 00:45:14,312
Blizzard's on the way.

592
00:45:14,336 --> 00:45:15,685
Storm of the century, they're saying.

593
00:45:16,458 --> 00:45:17,696
Where you headed?

594
00:45:17,721 --> 00:45:19,568
Chicago, please. Uh, one way.

595
00:45:19,593 --> 00:45:20,638
Okay.

596
00:45:23,563 --> 00:45:24,781
Sorry.

597
00:45:25,391 --> 00:45:27,166
That bus has been cancelled.

598
00:45:28,568 --> 00:45:31,045
Oh, uh, okay. Uh...

599
00:45:31,658 --> 00:45:34,340
- How about Kansas City?
- 'Kay.

600
00:45:38,186 --> 00:45:40,388
Also cancelled.

601
00:45:41,755 --> 00:45:42,955
Springfield?

602
00:45:42,979 --> 00:45:44,342
And Springfield...

603
00:45:44,366 --> 00:45:47,395
has been cancelled too.

604
00:45:48,649 --> 00:45:49,649
Columbus?

605
00:45:50,484 --> 00:45:51,920
Nope.

606
00:45:53,098 --> 00:45:56,195
Pretty much everything's shut
down on account of the storm.

607
00:45:58,225 --> 00:45:59,532
Uh, wait.

608
00:46:00,104 --> 00:46:02,628
I do have one.

609
00:46:03,255 --> 00:46:05,798
Leaving for Lakeside, Wisconsin.

610
00:46:07,737 --> 00:46:09,667
Should be here in about 15 minutes.

611
00:46:12,264 --> 00:46:13,763
Yeah. That's, that's fine.

612
00:46:13,787 --> 00:46:14,919
I'll take it.

613
00:46:18,835 --> 00:46:21,075
Do you know anything about Lakeside?

614
00:46:21,099 --> 00:46:24,098
I'm guessing it probably has a lake?

615
00:46:35,465 --> 00:46:42,200
_

616
00:46:45,468 --> 00:46:48,468
_

617
00:47:02,468 --> 00:47:07,399
_

618
00:47:29,297 --> 00:47:30,318
You say it.

619
00:47:31,473 --> 00:47:33,190
He's right there. Come on!

620
00:47:33,214 --> 00:47:35,001
- I dare you. I dare you.
- I dare you.

621
00:47:35,042 --> 00:47:36,672
Okay. I'm gonna... Alison!

622
00:47:36,696 --> 00:47:37,890
- Hey, mister!
- No.

623
00:47:37,914 --> 00:47:38,979
- No, no.
- I'm sorry.

624
00:47:39,003 --> 00:47:40,763
My, my friend here, Alison...

625
00:47:40,787 --> 00:47:42,504
- Is just leaving.
- ...thinks you're so cute.

626
00:47:42,528 --> 00:47:44,595
She thinks you're so hot!

627
00:47:45,357 --> 00:47:47,291
She's just too shy to say it!

628
00:47:47,315 --> 00:47:49,119
But we're gonna go because
my parents are here...

629
00:47:49,143 --> 00:47:50,555
I like your hat!

630
00:47:50,579 --> 00:47:52,122
- ...and you're embarrassing.
- What?!

631
00:47:52,146 --> 00:47:53,354
You need to stop it.

632
00:47:56,324 --> 00:47:57,780
You did on the bus!

633
00:47:57,804 --> 00:47:59,390
I, I didn't, no.

634
00:47:59,414 --> 00:48:01,544
- It's your mom and dad.
- Hey, guys!

635
00:48:02,288 --> 00:48:03,288
Hi.

636
00:48:28,936 --> 00:48:29,937
Hello?

637
00:48:30,100 --> 00:48:31,426
Oh!

638
00:48:31,451 --> 00:48:32,815
Oh my gosh.

639
00:48:32,839 --> 00:48:34,599
What are you doing out
in this kind of weather

640
00:48:34,623 --> 00:48:36,355
without a proper coat on?

641
00:48:36,649 --> 00:48:38,983
I think it's two below zero out there.

642
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:40,803
I just got into town. I didn't...

643
00:48:41,239 --> 00:48:43,043
I didn't think it was
gonna be this cold.

644
00:48:43,067 --> 00:48:46,198
Up here in the Great North Woods,
we call this late summer.

645
00:48:46,418 --> 00:48:48,743
January is what we call cold.

646
00:48:49,334 --> 00:48:50,833
I'm gonna get you a cup of coffee.

647
00:48:50,857 --> 00:48:52,182
Would that be all right?

648
00:48:52,206 --> 00:48:54,402
You think that'll warm
you up a little bit?

649
00:48:54,426 --> 00:48:56,709
Yeah, that, that, that'd be
real nice. Thank you.

650
00:48:58,386 --> 00:49:00,321
You wouldn't happen to know
if Gorman Street's

651
00:49:00,345 --> 00:49:02,018
within walking distance
of here, would you?

652
00:49:02,042 --> 00:49:04,803
Oh, it is, but I'm afraid
that you'd be frozen to death

653
00:49:04,827 --> 00:49:06,892
by the time you got halfway there.

654
00:49:06,916 --> 00:49:08,024
- Okay.
- Oh.

655
00:49:08,048 --> 00:49:09,939
Is there, I dunno,

656
00:49:09,963 --> 00:49:11,332
a cab company I can call?

657
00:49:11,356 --> 00:49:13,976
Yes. Yes, there is.

658
00:49:18,885 --> 00:49:23,319
Chad, I have a gentleman here
that needs a ride up to Gorman Street.

659
00:49:23,977 --> 00:49:26,042
Oh, you're a doll. Okay.

660
00:49:26,066 --> 00:49:27,716
Okay, great. I'll see you in a minute.

661
00:49:27,741 --> 00:49:29,003
Bye-bye.

662
00:49:29,548 --> 00:49:32,620
Our cab driver is out
of town for the holidays.

663
00:49:32,855 --> 00:49:35,138
Abner heads down to the Sea of Cortez

664
00:49:35,162 --> 00:49:37,836
to do some marlin fishing every year.

665
00:49:37,860 --> 00:49:40,428
So I have a friend who's
gonna give you a lift.

666
00:49:41,255 --> 00:49:43,538
- Ann-Marie Hinzelmann.
- Mike Ainsel.

667
00:49:43,562 --> 00:49:44,930
Mike Ainsel.

668
00:49:44,954 --> 00:49:46,584
Mike. That's a really nice name.

669
00:49:46,608 --> 00:49:48,219
- Thank you.
- Yes.

670
00:49:49,350 --> 00:49:51,807
Oh, well, it's nice to have
some company in here.

671
00:49:51,831 --> 00:49:53,678
The store can get really quiet.

672
00:49:53,702 --> 00:49:55,574
That's quite the collection
you got here.

673
00:49:56,123 --> 00:49:59,188
I know it. I am, I'm pretty proud of it.

674
00:50:00,883 --> 00:50:03,297
Is there much demand
for videos these days?

675
00:50:03,321 --> 00:50:06,337
Well, there is when you live
in a town with spotty Internet.

676
00:50:06,628 --> 00:50:08,502
And don't get me started
on the cell service.

677
00:50:08,526 --> 00:50:11,459
Not that I'm complaining;
The extra income helps keep -

678
00:50:12,112 --> 00:50:15,047
I don't know, body and soul
together or something like that.

679
00:50:19,032 --> 00:50:20,314
Oh!

680
00:50:20,338 --> 00:50:21,967
You the fellow that needs a ride?

681
00:50:21,991 --> 00:50:25,038
Chad Mulligan, please
say hello to Mike Ainsel.

682
00:50:25,647 --> 00:50:27,606
Chad's the law in these parts.

683
00:50:27,821 --> 00:50:30,845
And temporary taxi driver
every year 'round this time.

684
00:50:32,176 --> 00:50:34,265
Well, um, I'm parked out front.

685
00:50:34,523 --> 00:50:36,283
Okay, well, give me your coffee cup.

686
00:50:36,702 --> 00:50:37,809
- Thank you.
- All right.

687
00:50:39,052 --> 00:50:40,508
- After you.
- And take care.

688
00:50:40,532 --> 00:50:43,082
And get yourself a proper
coat, for heaven's sake.

689
00:50:44,666 --> 00:50:45,817
What most folks don't know

690
00:50:45,841 --> 00:50:47,210
is that the first settlers here,

691
00:50:47,234 --> 00:50:48,472
Lloyd and Martha Pruitt,

692
00:50:48,496 --> 00:50:49,845
were British loyalists,

693
00:50:50,585 --> 00:50:52,302
a little detail they had
to keep under wraps

694
00:50:52,326 --> 00:50:53,608
in order to be awarded a homestead.

695
00:50:57,811 --> 00:50:59,509
In the light of day,

696
00:50:59,954 --> 00:51:01,434
it's one of the prettiest views around,

697
00:51:01,727 --> 00:51:03,460
if I do say so myself.

698
00:51:06,601 --> 00:51:10,092
So, how long you planning
on being in town?

699
00:51:12,781 --> 00:51:15,514
I don't know. A few days maybe.

700
00:51:16,176 --> 00:51:19,059
Well, we don't get too many
visitors this time of year.

701
00:51:19,353 --> 00:51:21,355
Too damn cold.

702
00:51:22,313 --> 00:51:25,030
Not really the type of town
you can just pick up and move to

703
00:51:25,054 --> 00:51:27,294
on the account of not being
any housing available.

704
00:51:27,318 --> 00:51:31,113
You can't even build an outhouse
with all the zoning restrictions.

705
00:51:32,198 --> 00:51:33,952
I guess I lucked out.

706
00:51:33,976 --> 00:51:34,953
Oh, yeah?

707
00:51:34,977 --> 00:51:36,955
Yeah. Uncle...

708
00:51:36,979 --> 00:51:39,171
rented a spot out here
a few months back.

709
00:51:39,723 --> 00:51:41,028
Thought I'd check it out.

710
00:51:43,812 --> 00:51:47,139
Oh, your neighbor up here
where you're staying is, uh,

711
00:51:47,163 --> 00:51:50,341
is an old friend of mine,
Marguerite Olsen.

712
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:53,320
You're gonna want to mind
your P's and Q's, though.

713
00:51:53,344 --> 00:51:55,017
She runs the local paper.

714
00:51:55,041 --> 00:51:56,975
So you never know what you say
that'll end up in print.

715
00:51:58,827 --> 00:52:01,090
Okay. Well, I appreciate the heads-up.

716
00:52:04,964 --> 00:52:08,117
All right. Here we are.

717
00:52:08,141 --> 00:52:09,985
That's great. Well, thanks for the ride.

718
00:52:10,741 --> 00:52:11,916
Appreciate it.

719
00:52:18,194 --> 00:52:22,331
If you need anything,
just give me a call.

720
00:52:23,082 --> 00:52:24,264
Will do.

721
00:52:24,288 --> 00:52:26,788
Oh, and make sure to give
Mabel's Diner a try.

722
00:52:26,812 --> 00:52:28,295
Best pasties on the planet.

723
00:52:29,261 --> 00:52:30,610
Top of my list.

724
00:53:12,650 --> 00:53:13,781
No!

725
00:54:24,553 --> 00:54:25,553
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