1 00:00:02,919 --> 00:00:06,131 Jesus Christ! What do you want? 2 00:00:06,172 --> 00:00:07,732 Man, I've had, like, two hours of sleep 3 00:00:07,757 --> 00:00:09,175 in the last six months. 4 00:00:09,217 --> 00:00:11,803 You want me to tell you what happened last week on Shameless? 5 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:14,455 I don't even remember my own name, for Christ's sake. 6 00:00:14,638 --> 00:00:16,031 Get out of here. 7 00:00:16,933 --> 00:00:19,019 Hey, was waffling an admission of guilt 8 00:00:19,060 --> 00:00:20,854 out of that guy without a lawyer present 9 00:00:20,895 --> 00:00:21,980 ethical or whatever? 10 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:24,149 Our job isn't law or ethics. It's justice. 11 00:00:24,190 --> 00:00:25,626 That guy was running away from the cops, 12 00:00:25,650 --> 00:00:27,652 and he admitted guilt... end of story. 13 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:29,779 So I was thinking I'm gonna change out the windows, 14 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:32,282 and, uh, I was actually gonna replace 'em 15 00:00:32,323 --> 00:00:34,075 with double glaze, anyway. 16 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:36,244 Ugh, we gotta stop hemorrhaging money. 17 00:00:36,286 --> 00:00:38,955 I gotta get a picture for Little Miss South Side. 18 00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:41,124 Oh, look how beautiful you are. 19 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:43,501 My girls have Little Miss South Side 20 00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:45,462 written all over their faces. 21 00:00:45,503 --> 00:00:46,546 You got a boner? 22 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:47,964 No, that's my money roll. 23 00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:50,175 - Can we have it? - Hmm? 24 00:00:51,092 --> 00:00:52,719 - Uh... - You two need 25 00:00:52,761 --> 00:00:54,071 to pay someone security for your daily cash run. 26 00:00:54,095 --> 00:00:56,556 So pay me 25 percent of your gross profits, 27 00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:57,724 I'll do it for you. 28 00:00:57,766 --> 00:01:00,518 Security and armed transport from the bar to the bank. 29 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:01,895 I think we should do it. 30 00:01:01,936 --> 00:01:03,354 How about don't be a little bitch, 31 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:05,190 and you get to keep your job? 32 00:01:07,025 --> 00:01:09,360 I'm not anybody's bitch. 33 00:01:13,177 --> 00:01:19,247 CREDITS 34 00:02:34,112 --> 00:02:36,281 Hey, come on! 35 00:02:58,428 --> 00:02:59,721 Hey, look. 36 00:02:59,762 --> 00:03:02,015 Our new neighbors came to welcome us, 37 00:03:02,056 --> 00:03:05,143 even my pansy former son and his stink-dick boyfriend. 38 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:07,520 I guess the city must've made good on their threat 39 00:03:07,562 --> 00:03:08,646 to condemn our old house. 40 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:10,207 That or the meth lab caught fire again. 41 00:03:10,231 --> 00:03:12,025 Well, what are they doing here, though? 42 00:03:12,066 --> 00:03:13,544 Terry's been banging the lady who owns this place 43 00:03:13,568 --> 00:03:14,819 for a couple of years. 44 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:16,529 Calls it his plan B. 45 00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:17,989 Mrs. McCurdy? She's, like, 90. 46 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:19,490 Gotta do what you gotta do, man. 47 00:03:19,532 --> 00:03:21,367 - Ugh. - What's that smell? 48 00:03:21,409 --> 00:03:23,995 That's the stench of abject poverty, son. 49 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:26,080 Sickening, isn't it? 50 00:03:26,122 --> 00:03:27,766 Actually, I think it might be those chickens. 51 00:03:27,790 --> 00:03:28,958 Oh, no, those ain't chickens. 52 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,586 Those are cocks. Like, for cockfighting? 53 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:34,339 - Fighting chickens? - They like it. 54 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:35,340 If they don't die. 55 00:03:35,381 --> 00:03:37,675 It's natural for 'em. You know, it's fun. 56 00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:38,801 We have to move. 57 00:03:38,843 --> 00:03:39,904 I don't wanna be the reason 58 00:03:39,928 --> 00:03:41,804 for the next Black Lives Matter march. 59 00:03:41,846 --> 00:03:45,058 I'll get Trayvon Martin-ed for sure if we stay here. 60 00:03:45,099 --> 00:03:47,602 Jesus! 61 00:03:52,982 --> 00:03:54,567 - Ow! - Why's he shooting 62 00:03:54,609 --> 00:03:56,110 - random shit? - Aw... 63 00:03:56,152 --> 00:03:58,238 He's playing "I Spy, You Shoot." 64 00:03:58,988 --> 00:04:00,073 "I Spy, You Shoot"? 65 00:04:00,114 --> 00:04:01,366 It's a kids' game. 66 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:04,661 Yeah, kid says, "I spy with my little eye 67 00:04:04,702 --> 00:04:05,930 that red stop sign," or whatever, 68 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:07,789 and then the adult... 69 00:04:07,830 --> 00:04:09,791 shoots the stop sign. 70 00:04:10,708 --> 00:04:12,085 Get off your fucking high horses. 71 00:04:12,126 --> 00:04:13,604 Anybody here feel like they're the product 72 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:15,713 of good parenting, raise your hand. 73 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:17,107 Okay, I don't have time for this shit. 74 00:04:17,131 --> 00:04:19,384 I gotta get Franny ready. 75 00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:20,885 Where is Franny? 76 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:24,138 Fuck it, just dump the used motor oil in the yard. 77 00:04:28,462 --> 00:04:30,845 So I was thinking we could go check out that street racing club 78 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:32,213 at the abandoned over on Fulton. 79 00:04:32,238 --> 00:04:34,148 Maybe get into a high-speed car chase. 80 00:04:34,190 --> 00:04:36,109 Ooh, maybe we could stake out the First Federal, 81 00:04:36,150 --> 00:04:37,944 stop a bank robbery in progress. 82 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:39,737 Or we can infiltrate the Mafia, 83 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:41,864 take down the Bajio Family from the inside. 84 00:04:41,906 --> 00:04:43,992 Or we down a couple of these bad boys, 85 00:04:44,033 --> 00:04:45,785 do all of the above. 86 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:47,495 Hey. 87 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:49,622 You know, I'm starting to like you, Gallagher. 88 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:51,207 Most rooks can't hang, 89 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:53,042 but it's like police work is sex 90 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:55,003 and you've been poppin' Viagra all day. 91 00:04:55,044 --> 00:04:56,921 You hard right now, aren't you? 92 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:58,298 I'm very hard right now, ma'am. 93 00:04:58,339 --> 00:05:00,174 Fully erect for police work. 94 00:05:00,216 --> 00:05:01,801 Got a 28-05 on Benson 95 00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:03,344 in front of the La Chiquita. 96 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:04,929 Twenty-eight-oh-five? What's that? 97 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:06,764 Assault? Human trafficking? 98 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:08,099 Shots fired. 99 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:09,517 It's loitering. 100 00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:13,438 Hit it, Billie. 101 00:05:19,110 --> 00:05:20,570 Franny. 102 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:26,951 I did my hair. 103 00:05:36,502 --> 00:05:38,296 Oh, my God! 104 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,089 Again with the back splatter? 105 00:05:40,131 --> 00:05:42,342 Backsplash. 106 00:05:44,927 --> 00:05:47,847 So, um... any interest in brunch? 107 00:05:49,057 --> 00:05:50,933 Are we brunch people now? 108 00:05:50,975 --> 00:05:52,685 An old teacher of mine invited us. 109 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:55,146 You're friends with an old teacher? 110 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:57,023 Uh, Mr. Hanisian. 111 00:05:57,065 --> 00:05:59,650 He just moved back from St. Louis. 112 00:05:59,692 --> 00:06:00,985 I don't know. 113 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:02,129 Wasting the rest of the morning 114 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:03,780 eating pastries with some old dude 115 00:06:03,821 --> 00:06:06,157 who taught you, what, pre-algebra? 116 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:09,077 - History? Creative writing? - Music. 117 00:06:09,118 --> 00:06:10,328 Oh. 118 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:11,829 Great, maybe he can teach us 119 00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:14,374 how to play "Hot Cross Buns" on the recorder. 120 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:17,126 So is that a no? 121 00:06:17,168 --> 00:06:19,379 Brunch is a scam. You know that, right? 122 00:06:19,420 --> 00:06:21,839 Marketers literally just made up a fourth meal, 123 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:23,442 and we're all supposed to go along with it? 124 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:25,051 Okay. 125 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:28,096 Well, he really wanted to meet you, 126 00:06:28,137 --> 00:06:29,347 but I'll just tell him 127 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:31,891 that you're too big of an asshole to come. 128 00:06:36,354 --> 00:06:38,398 Well, that must be our perp. 129 00:06:38,439 --> 00:06:41,067 - The loosie lady? - Know her? 130 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:43,319 Yeah, she been selling squares out here forever. 131 00:06:43,361 --> 00:06:46,072 - Is that illegal? - Gotta have a license. 132 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:48,408 Look like she has a license to you? 133 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:56,124 Hey there, Officer. Something I can get you? 134 00:06:56,165 --> 00:06:58,000 I got menthol and regular. 135 00:06:58,042 --> 00:06:59,669 Oh, we're not buying. Uh, we just... 136 00:06:59,710 --> 00:07:00,753 Gallagher. 137 00:07:00,795 --> 00:07:02,088 Any relation to Lip? 138 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:04,382 Yeah, he's my brother. 139 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,384 He used to be my best customer. 140 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:09,303 I haven't seen that handsome face in a month of Sundays. 141 00:07:09,345 --> 00:07:11,931 - Did he get busted again? - No, he actually had a baby. 142 00:07:11,973 --> 00:07:14,809 Ugh! Them newborn babies is bad for business. 143 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:16,686 - Hey. - So look, unfortunately... 144 00:07:16,727 --> 00:07:18,771 Y'all still live over there by the Washingtons? 145 00:07:18,813 --> 00:07:20,356 You know the Washingtons? 146 00:07:20,398 --> 00:07:21,899 Ooh, yeah, we used to... 147 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:23,568 Fucking move your ass! 148 00:07:23,609 --> 00:07:25,069 I catch you selling out here again, 149 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:27,196 I'm busting your ass, and I'm taking you in. 150 00:07:27,238 --> 00:07:30,700 Okay! Miss June respects the police. 151 00:07:30,741 --> 00:07:32,702 Yes, she does. 152 00:07:32,743 --> 00:07:34,203 All lives matter. 153 00:07:34,245 --> 00:07:36,873 Blue lives. Them blue lives matter. 154 00:07:36,914 --> 00:07:38,666 Especially them blue lives. 155 00:07:41,169 --> 00:07:42,628 I was doing it. 156 00:07:42,670 --> 00:07:43,796 Could've fooled me. 157 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:47,758 It's me, dickhead. 158 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:48,384 Uh, by the way... 159 00:07:48,426 --> 00:07:49,927 Hey, what you doin' today? 160 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:51,053 "It's me, dickhead," 161 00:07:51,095 --> 00:07:53,431 or just "me, dickhead"? 162 00:07:54,056 --> 00:07:57,101 Yo... Ian. 163 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:58,412 I'm just trying to find the strength 164 00:07:58,436 --> 00:08:00,271 to get off the couch and search for another 165 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:03,024 minimum-wage, dead-end, soul-crushing job 166 00:08:03,065 --> 00:08:05,109 to appease my parole officer. 167 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:08,529 Yeah, well... what if I offer you a job? 168 00:08:09,822 --> 00:08:11,991 As what, getaway car driver? 169 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:14,410 Come on, weed money security for the Alibi. 170 00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:15,536 It's your lucky day, bitch. 171 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:18,831 - Come on. - Yeah, thanks but no, thanks. 172 00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:20,333 Fuck you. Why not? 173 00:08:20,374 --> 00:08:22,960 I'm not doing anything illegal. 174 00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:24,045 Weed's legal now. 175 00:08:24,086 --> 00:08:26,088 Look, stop eating your weight in Froot Loops. 176 00:08:26,130 --> 00:08:27,548 Go get dressed. 177 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:30,051 Go on. 178 00:08:30,635 --> 00:08:33,304 I don't think it's a good idea for us to work together. 179 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,223 Oh. Oh, oh. 180 00:08:35,264 --> 00:08:36,408 Well, let's get this shit straight, then, 181 00:08:36,432 --> 00:08:38,434 'cause it's not "workin' together." 182 00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:40,645 You're workin' for me, all right? 183 00:08:40,686 --> 00:08:41,771 I'm the boss. 184 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:45,983 No, thanks. 185 00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:56,327 First comes crime, then drugs. 186 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,996 Then they impregnate our women, 187 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:00,998 take over our schools, 188 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:04,752 drain and defraud our public safety nets, 189 00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:05,628 and finally, 190 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:09,090 the introduction of some rare, communicable diseases 191 00:09:09,131 --> 00:09:10,716 which they brought from 192 00:09:10,758 --> 00:09:14,136 whatever exotic or savage place they originally came from. 193 00:09:14,178 --> 00:09:16,764 Weren't they living, like, five minutes from here? 194 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:18,808 That's beside the point. 195 00:09:18,849 --> 00:09:20,393 Our pure immune systems 196 00:09:20,434 --> 00:09:23,396 can't handle a Milkovich virus this close. 197 00:09:23,437 --> 00:09:24,855 It's like living right next door 198 00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:26,190 to a nuclear waste dump. 199 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:29,944 Sooner or later, the radiation's gonna get ya. 200 00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:31,821 This only ends with death. 201 00:09:31,862 --> 00:09:33,864 We're gonna die? For real? 202 00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:35,950 Odds just shot up considerably. 203 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:38,286 So we should move. 204 00:09:38,327 --> 00:09:40,246 That's still my vote: move. 205 00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:42,331 We don't cut and run. 206 00:09:42,373 --> 00:09:45,126 That's not the Gallagher way. 207 00:09:45,167 --> 00:09:47,795 We have a history to defend here. 208 00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:49,672 A culture. 209 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:51,048 A community. 210 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:53,175 No, we gotta figure out how to stop them 211 00:09:53,217 --> 00:09:57,638 before their slimy poverty tentacles unfurl 212 00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,390 and devour everything on this block. 213 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,559 What are you starin' at, Gallagher? 214 00:10:01,592 --> 00:10:06,054 Uh, just watching the neighborhood go to shit in real time. 215 00:10:06,122 --> 00:10:08,663 We're the reason the neighborhood's goin' to shit? 216 00:10:08,688 --> 00:10:10,023 You were here first. 217 00:10:10,359 --> 00:10:11,402 What makes the Gallaghers 218 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:12,671 so much better than the Milkoviches? 219 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:16,198 You mean other than, uh, daily showers 220 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:18,075 and the lack of swastikas? 221 00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:20,953 It's a long list, Terry. We'll be here all day. 222 00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:22,622 You think you're better'n me? 223 00:10:22,663 --> 00:10:25,166 Yes, as a matter of fact, I do. 224 00:10:25,207 --> 00:10:27,460 I am. We're all better than you. 225 00:10:27,501 --> 00:10:29,170 The only thing you're better than 226 00:10:29,211 --> 00:10:31,380 is the blacks and the Mexicans 227 00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:32,757 and the Jews. 228 00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:35,301 Otherwise, you're a grade-F lowlife like the rest of us. 229 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:36,844 Take that back. 230 00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:37,970 Fuck no. 231 00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:39,263 I said take that back. 232 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:41,807 Why don't you come over here and make me? 233 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:46,854 You're lucky my son's here, Terry. 234 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:47,855 'Cause if I wasn't trying 235 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:50,983 to set a positive example for him... 236 00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:52,193 Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk. 237 00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:54,862 Baaaawk, bawk, bawk. 238 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:05,164 - Fuck you do to that kid? - She did it herself. 239 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:07,541 Thought superglue was hair gel. 240 00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:09,293 Kids are idiots. 241 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,462 - No offense, Franny. - Her head size? 242 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:12,922 Uh, small? Extra-small. 243 00:11:12,963 --> 00:11:16,133 She just turned five, so whatever your smallest... 244 00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:17,343 Okay. No problem. 245 00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:20,680 Literally nobody carries wigs for kids. 246 00:11:20,721 --> 00:11:23,599 How 'bout you just let her compete with her new do? 247 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:25,351 This stuff ain't comin' out, 248 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:27,603 and she actually looks kind of punk rock. 249 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:29,397 No way. That shit looks terrible. 250 00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:30,957 Yeah, that's exactly what I'm talking about. 251 00:11:30,981 --> 00:11:33,275 I mean, how am I gonna stand a chance with the judges 252 00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:36,529 if even Mickey can see that my kid looks like a... 253 00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:39,240 walking, talking dumpster fire? 254 00:11:39,281 --> 00:11:40,241 No offense, Franny. 255 00:11:40,282 --> 00:11:41,468 You're both conditioned to think 256 00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:44,078 girls have to look, like, one way. 257 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,347 Why does Franny have to conform? 258 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,289 You're just piling your princess complex on her 259 00:11:47,331 --> 00:11:48,999 'cause of your own childhood. 260 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:49,875 Break the cycle. 261 00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:50,960 I am totally committed 262 00:11:51,001 --> 00:11:53,671 to tearing down false ideals of feminine beauty... 263 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,339 after Franny wins Little Miss South Side. 264 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,174 You guys should check out the, uh, 265 00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:58,300 children's hospital. 266 00:11:58,342 --> 00:11:59,736 They got all the cancer kids with the bald heads. 267 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,029 I mean, they gotta have wigs over there 268 00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:03,347 so they don't scare the other kids when they go home. 269 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:05,391 - If they go home. - That's a great idea, Mickey. 270 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,476 I'm declaring a Gallagher war. 271 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:09,413 - Debbie, can I count on you? - Shh. On the phone. 272 00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:10,604 A war on what? 273 00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:15,192 A war to rid this community of the Milkovich scourge. 274 00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:18,154 Uh, you realize I'm a Milkovich, right? 275 00:12:18,195 --> 00:12:20,406 Yeah, me too. 276 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:21,574 Oh. 277 00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:24,201 Well, some Southerners fought with the North 278 00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:25,286 against slavery. 279 00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:28,456 You can join our cause if your heart is true. 280 00:12:28,497 --> 00:12:29,516 Yeah, you're not gonna win. 281 00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:31,751 Milkoviches are an invasive species. 282 00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:33,669 We don't die. We multiply. 283 00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:34,813 Come on, you're making our family sound 284 00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,297 way worse than they actually are. 285 00:12:36,338 --> 00:12:38,382 Didn't your dad try to kill you? 286 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:39,383 Whatever. 287 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:40,610 Look, the point is, I'm not just gonna 288 00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:41,903 sit here and let you shit-talk my family. 289 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:44,889 If you're content to fall on the wrong side of history, 290 00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:45,848 suit yourself. 291 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:48,225 Just know that you will be judged harshly 292 00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:49,935 for years to come. 293 00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:52,646 Debbie! War? 294 00:12:52,688 --> 00:12:53,647 Saint Brigid's gift shop 295 00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:55,232 carries a whole line of kids' wigs. 296 00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:56,376 If we leave right now, we can make it 297 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,235 in time for Little Miss South Side. 298 00:12:58,277 --> 00:12:59,153 Eee! 299 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,196 Mm, you see this? 300 00:13:00,237 --> 00:13:02,072 Two eggs and toast for 14 bucks? 301 00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:03,407 - Uh-huh. - It's a total scam. 302 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:04,593 - Oh, there he is! - It's crazy. 303 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,495 - Ah! There she is. - Hi! 304 00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:09,079 - Oh! - Oh! 305 00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:10,915 Oh, my gosh. 306 00:13:12,374 --> 00:13:13,751 Wow. 307 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:14,978 And this must be the lucky fella. 308 00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:18,255 Hey, yeah, the famous Mr., uh, Hanisian, right? 309 00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:19,298 I'm, uh, Lip. 310 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:21,509 Jesus! "Mr. Hanisian"? Please. 311 00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:22,802 It's Marcos. 312 00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:26,180 I haven't been Tam-Tam's teacher for a very long time. 313 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:27,681 - "Tam-Tam." - Yes. 314 00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:29,558 It's a long story, but it has something to do 315 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,894 - with the tragic fate of a... - The drum! 316 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:33,479 Oh, my God. 317 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:35,481 The drum! 318 00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:37,858 I totally forgot about that, but... 319 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:38,651 My gosh. 320 00:13:38,692 --> 00:13:40,444 Oh, my fiancée sends her regards. 321 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,130 She was gonna join us, but she got this call 322 00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:43,447 for a last-second interview. 323 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,282 - Fiancée? - Yes. 324 00:13:46,283 --> 00:13:48,202 - Congrats! - Thank you. 325 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,287 Oh, I made the reservation. 326 00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:53,040 Let me just go tell 'em we're only three. 327 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:57,670 Yeah! 328 00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:07,638 Oh, what are you doin'? 329 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,266 - Cleaning my gun. - Yeah. Why? 330 00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:11,660 Gotta transport cash for the Alibi. 331 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,644 I thought you said this job was legal. 332 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,397 - It is. - Is the gun even registered? 333 00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:18,023 Of course not. 334 00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:18,983 You're a convicted felon. 335 00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:20,776 Are you allowed to have a gun at all? 336 00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:22,570 That's why it's not registered, dumbass. 337 00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:24,822 Yeah, so weed might be legal, but carrying a gun 338 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,616 as a convicted felon is about as illegal as it gets. 339 00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:30,369 What happens if you get arrested, 340 00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:31,412 get sent back to prison? 341 00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:34,498 Look, I'm doin' security. Need a gun. 342 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,542 Do you have anything resembling an imagination 343 00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,878 in that fucking skull of yours? 344 00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:41,964 No. I like facts. 345 00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:43,674 Things that are real. Shit I can hold. 346 00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:47,219 Like a gun. 347 00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:52,683 Kev, where's Amy? Can't be late! 348 00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:57,897 - She doesn't wanna go. - What? She's goin'! 349 00:14:57,938 --> 00:15:00,190 I'm sorry you didn't make the cut for the contest 350 00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:01,108 and Gemma did. 351 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:03,235 I know how bad you wanna be standing beside her, 352 00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:04,904 competing for the title, 353 00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:06,280 but it's a cold world, baby girl, 354 00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:07,281 and it ain't gettin' much warmer, 355 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,325 so fix your face, put your mask up, 356 00:15:09,366 --> 00:15:11,035 and get ready to cheer for your sister. 357 00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:12,953 - We got a problem! - Jesus, Frank! 358 00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,038 Where's your mask? 359 00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:15,390 You can't just walk into our house. 360 00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:16,808 - It's an emergency! - What happened? 361 00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:20,628 Our community has been infiltrated by undesirables. 362 00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:22,796 - The Milkoviches. - We gotta ban together 363 00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:24,673 and figure out a way to drive them back 364 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:27,301 to the vermin-infested hellhole they crawled out of. 365 00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:28,636 I will make them a pie. 366 00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:30,888 It's the best way to win over problem neighbors, 367 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,389 the good, old-fashioned way. 368 00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:33,700 - Kev, I gotta go. - You know, Frank, 369 00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,517 the Milkoviches might be awful, 370 00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:36,602 but living next to them 371 00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:38,520 can't be much worse than living next to you. 372 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:41,774 Uh-huh. 373 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,736 Oh, hell no. 374 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:48,614 Handle this. 375 00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:51,699 I'm on it. 376 00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:57,039 Take it easy, Paul Bunyan. 377 00:15:57,081 --> 00:16:00,292 Chop you down to size real quick. 378 00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:05,798 How do we get rid of these fuckers? 379 00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:08,592 I-I don't know. 380 00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:16,266 Still poutin' over that loosie lady stop? 381 00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:18,310 No. I'm good. 382 00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:21,689 Could've just shot her. You know that, right? 383 00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:23,166 - Would've been way quicker. - Or you could've just 384 00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:25,275 - gave the woman a break. - That ain't no woman. 385 00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:28,862 Don't you recognize big-dick energy when you see it? 386 00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:31,657 Look, we are cops. 387 00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:33,867 We stop crime, period. 388 00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:36,036 Fuck all this community policing shit. 389 00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:38,539 We bust heads. We arrest people. 390 00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:40,165 That is our job. 391 00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:43,335 Plus, all that jaw-jackin' you were doin' with that lady, 392 00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:44,837 you let your guard down. 393 00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:47,381 That's exactly what some of these mopes want. 394 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:50,592 Get you comfortable, get familiar, 395 00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:51,885 get close, 396 00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:54,555 then they take out a blade and they slice you. 397 00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:57,224 Seen it a thousand times. 398 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,101 I don't think the loosie lady 399 00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:00,561 - would try to cut me. - Oh! 400 00:17:00,602 --> 00:17:02,938 You think that she's made it out here on these streets 401 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:05,899 for this long without cuttin' somebody? 402 00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:08,652 Shi-i-it. 403 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:11,113 I got a bridge to sell you. 404 00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:13,157 You'll see. 405 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,593 Eventually, we're gonna have to do something 406 00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:16,928 about your relatives living next door. 407 00:17:16,952 --> 00:17:18,871 I can't even park my truck outside anymore. 408 00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:20,164 Oh, yeah, that's a smart move. 409 00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:22,666 My cousins will break into it for sure. 410 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,710 I mean, there is one silver lining, though. 411 00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:26,795 What's that? 412 00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:28,422 Well, you know, now you and I 413 00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:29,715 live right next to each other. 414 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:32,217 - Hmm? - Um... 415 00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:34,636 I mean, I don't live with them anymore. 416 00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:36,013 You don't? 417 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,223 - Then where do you live? - Debbie? 418 00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:39,850 Hey! 419 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,769 Oh, my gosh. 420 00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:43,228 Look at you, Gemma. 421 00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:46,440 Don't you look pretty? Where you guys headed? 422 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,192 Little Miss South Side. 423 00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:49,109 Oh! 424 00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,795 Franny's a finalist in Little Miss South Side. 425 00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:53,280 You're kidding. 426 00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:53,989 No. 427 00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:56,617 I-I didn't know you entered. 428 00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:58,035 I didn't know you entered either. 429 00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:03,582 The more, the merrier, right? 430 00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:04,792 Mm-hmm. 431 00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:07,669 A little friendly competition never hurt anyone. 432 00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:09,713 Exactly. This'll be fun. 433 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,507 So much fun. 434 00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:12,966 This'll be so much fun. 435 00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:17,638 You want me to replace my gun with this shit? 436 00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:19,306 No, look. 437 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,767 All you need is your reputation as a Milkovich 438 00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,036 and a little help looking the part, 439 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,478 and no one will fuck with you. 440 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:25,604 Uh-huh. 441 00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,147 Job's gonna be fuckin' sweet, man. 442 00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:30,943 I get to transport drugs and money legally. 443 00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:33,445 - Sky's the limit, bitch. - Right. 444 00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:36,448 Hey, thought you'd be happy, man. 445 00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:37,908 I can get us a new place. 446 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,159 Gotta move out of your house 447 00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:40,953 now that my fuckin' dad moved next door. 448 00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:43,455 Oh, so you admit having the Milkoviches next door 449 00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:44,665 - is a problem. - Fuck yeah. 450 00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:46,750 We're loud, violent, racist homophobes 451 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,168 with serious hygiene issues. 452 00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:49,437 My dad tried to fuckin' kill us. 453 00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:51,481 I just didn't wanna say that in front of your family 454 00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:52,756 'cause... fuck 'em. 455 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,509 Gallaghers are only, like, one small step above Milkoviches 456 00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:57,344 on, like, the shitty family ladder. 457 00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:08,772 Jesus. 458 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,275 You want me to play fuckin' dress-up G.I. Joe? 459 00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:12,568 Look the part. 460 00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:13,837 Everyone will think you're some sort 461 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:16,613 of special forces military badass or somethin'. 462 00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:18,115 Yeah, I'm not wearin' that shit 463 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,200 unless you're wearin' it with me. 464 00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:21,952 No way. 465 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,162 Okay, good. 466 00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:24,872 Take my chances with my regular clothes 467 00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:26,039 and my real fuckin' gun. 468 00:19:26,081 --> 00:19:28,375 Easier like that anyway. 469 00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:30,878 Mick. 470 00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:33,213 Wait. 471 00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:43,974 See? What'd I say? 472 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,642 No dead cop. 473 00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:47,394 Freeze! Police! 474 00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:50,314 Wait. Solo? 475 00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:52,399 White Boy Carl? 476 00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:56,820 That's when all the altos 477 00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,363 became the "alt-nos"! 478 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,492 Ooh! 479 00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:04,119 Oh, my God! 480 00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:06,163 - You're still funny. - Aw. 481 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:09,041 And you still do that thing where you crinkle your nose 482 00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:10,869 and snort. 483 00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:16,757 Nature calls. I'll be right back. 484 00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:23,013 So... what do you think? 485 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,057 What do I think? I think, um... 486 00:20:25,682 --> 00:20:27,184 I think he definitely has a... 487 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,560 has a thing for you, right? 488 00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:31,730 What? 489 00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:33,982 I mean, yeah, I'm-I'm gettin' this vibe that... 490 00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:36,610 I don't know, it's weird, but he's... 491 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:37,945 he's crushin' on you. 492 00:20:37,986 --> 00:20:38,987 You-you don't see it? 493 00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:42,407 Nope. I mean... not really. 494 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:55,796 Okay, some for you and some more for you 495 00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:59,132 and just enough to count as a felony for you. 496 00:20:59,174 --> 00:21:00,717 Come on, man. This some bullshit. 497 00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:01,593 Damn. 498 00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:02,886 - Hey, Leesie. - Hmm? 499 00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:03,988 Can I talk to you for a second? 500 00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:05,555 Yeah. 501 00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:11,770 What are you doing? 502 00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:13,730 Planting evidence. 503 00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:15,041 Not all of them were sorting pills. 504 00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:16,334 Some of them were just sitting there. 505 00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,735 - So what are you suggesting? - Let a few of 'em walk. 506 00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:20,487 Like Solo. He's actually a good dude. 507 00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:21,530 He's a drug dealer. 508 00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:23,824 There's always gonna be a drug dealer on this block. 509 00:21:23,865 --> 00:21:25,492 Solo's our best option. 510 00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:26,827 Come on. 511 00:21:26,868 --> 00:21:28,620 He sponsors a kids' basketball team, 512 00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:30,080 gives out turkeys on Thanksgiving. 513 00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:32,666 You know who's gonna replace his spot if he gets locked up? 514 00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,668 The cartel. They cut heads off. 515 00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:35,937 You wanna be back here in two weeks 516 00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:36,878 matching heads with bodies? 517 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,839 Okay, we need at least two. 518 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,424 You pick. I'ma take these pills 519 00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:42,592 back to the car, log 'em in as evidence. 520 00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:44,136 Wait, which two? 521 00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:46,305 I don't give a shit. 522 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,104 Let's spitball. Rapid fire. 523 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:56,106 What do you got? No wrong answers. 524 00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,649 How 'bout we all just move? 525 00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:59,985 Wrong answer. Not an option. 526 00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:01,111 Oh! 527 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:04,239 How 'bout we just pay someone to burn down their house? 528 00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:06,825 You know how close our houses are to theirs? 529 00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:08,535 Might as well just set ourselves on fire 530 00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:10,078 and cut out the middleman. 531 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:13,623 Is there any value in letting loose a bedbug 532 00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:15,876 and-and lice infestation? 533 00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:17,270 Bedbugs and lice will just spend a week 534 00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:18,837 training at the Milkoviches', 535 00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:20,505 Learning, evolving, 536 00:22:20,547 --> 00:22:21,590 getting strong and shit. 537 00:22:21,631 --> 00:22:24,509 Then they'll attack our houses with maxed-out abilities. 538 00:22:24,551 --> 00:22:26,970 - We won't stand a chance. - Here's an idea. 539 00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:29,222 We find a new house, 540 00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:30,724 pack up all our stuff, 541 00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:32,517 and take that stuff to the new house 542 00:22:32,559 --> 00:22:36,188 and live there forever, away from the racists. 543 00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:41,985 Maybe we're going about this all wrong. 544 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:46,073 This is exactly the-the low-rent line of thinking 545 00:22:46,114 --> 00:22:48,867 we're trying to protect this neighborhood from. 546 00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:51,328 We need classy solutions. 547 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:56,416 What would a well-established, civilized homeowner do? 548 00:22:58,919 --> 00:22:59,961 How should I know? 549 00:23:00,003 --> 00:23:02,214 Start a neighborhood watch. 550 00:23:02,255 --> 00:23:04,758 - A homeowner's association. - Oh, Frank, 551 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,593 that'll take weeks to set up. 552 00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:08,095 We need them out ASAP, 553 00:23:08,136 --> 00:23:10,806 preferably by the time V gets back. 554 00:23:10,847 --> 00:23:12,849 We need to go right at 'em. 555 00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:15,644 Match their aggression, their crazy. 556 00:23:15,685 --> 00:23:18,897 Scare the shit out of 'em the same way they scare us. 557 00:23:18,939 --> 00:23:20,023 Right. 558 00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:23,193 Fear and intimidation's probably the only way. 559 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:26,113 Fear? Intimidation? 560 00:23:26,154 --> 00:23:28,740 Who's gonna scare the Milkoviches... us? 561 00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:31,410 Not us, son. 562 00:23:32,619 --> 00:23:34,121 But I know who will. 563 00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:47,592 What's goin' on here? 564 00:23:47,634 --> 00:23:48,510 Oh, this? 565 00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:51,054 Just wanted to freshen up Franny's look. 566 00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:52,305 And this is the look 567 00:23:52,347 --> 00:23:54,182 you think screams Little Miss South Side? 568 00:23:54,224 --> 00:23:55,892 Yeah, sure is. 569 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:01,022 I never thought I'd live in the fancy part of town, 570 00:24:01,064 --> 00:24:03,942 but the older I get, the more I appreciate space, 571 00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:05,110 quiet. 572 00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:07,904 So when we decided to move back, 573 00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:10,031 Near North just made sense. 574 00:24:10,073 --> 00:24:11,491 - Uh, do you rent or own? - Own. 575 00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:13,535 It's-it's the only way to go. 576 00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:15,162 So I hear. 577 00:24:15,203 --> 00:24:16,371 Mm. 578 00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:18,081 I'm actually somewhat of a... 579 00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:19,833 real estate enthusiast, you know? 580 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:21,084 Buy, sell, fix 'em, flip 'em. 581 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:24,296 Nothing huge, but if I see the potential, 582 00:24:24,337 --> 00:24:26,840 I'm willing to make that investment, you know? 583 00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:28,758 Rolling up my sleeves and... 584 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,177 getting to work. 585 00:24:30,218 --> 00:24:32,679 Oh, Lip's been doing all the renovations at our place. 586 00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:36,266 It was basically a tear-down, but now... looks pretty great. 587 00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:38,977 - Thank you. - Good for you, Lip. 588 00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:41,104 Love to check it out sometime. 589 00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:43,356 Yeah, sure, yeah, come by anytime. 590 00:24:43,398 --> 00:24:46,943 Oh, uh, I bet Tam-Tam remembers that first house I owned, 591 00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:48,737 that two-bedroom fixer-upper? 592 00:24:48,778 --> 00:24:50,405 Yes. Yeah, it was cute. 593 00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:52,491 Sorry, wait, so you went to his house 594 00:24:52,532 --> 00:24:55,202 when you were a student and he was a teacher? 595 00:24:55,243 --> 00:24:57,454 Mm-hmm. She was over all the time. 596 00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:59,414 It was a different era, okay? 597 00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:01,750 People weren't so uptight back then. 598 00:25:01,791 --> 00:25:02,834 It was 2010. 599 00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:06,213 How 'bout that, uh, little studio I built in the basement? 600 00:25:06,254 --> 00:25:07,881 Oh, yes! 601 00:25:07,923 --> 00:25:10,675 What was that song we recorded? 602 00:25:11,491 --> 00:25:13,952 *My heart can be* 603 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,973 *Such a stranger to me* 604 00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:19,017 *We come and we go* 605 00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:23,063 *The only way we know how* 606 00:25:23,104 --> 00:25:25,357 *If love's a fortune-teller* 607 00:25:25,398 --> 00:25:28,235 *We belong together* 608 00:25:28,276 --> 00:25:29,903 *'Cause I can't* 609 00:25:29,945 --> 00:25:33,240 *Lose you now* 610 00:25:33,281 --> 00:25:35,742 *No, I can't* 611 00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:38,703 *Lose you* 612 00:25:38,745 --> 00:25:41,540 *You can't help the one you love* 613 00:25:41,581 --> 00:25:45,752 *The one you love is the one you love, so...* 614 00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:50,507 So you not gonna arrest me? 615 00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:52,676 No, but for this to work, you gotta tell me 616 00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:54,636 which two of your boys go in your place. 617 00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:56,596 Uh, word. 618 00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:59,391 A'ight, let me think, uh... 619 00:26:00,267 --> 00:26:02,269 you can take Cam. He owe me money. 620 00:26:02,310 --> 00:26:04,854 How's he gonna pay you back if he's in prison, though? 621 00:26:06,022 --> 00:26:07,941 Good point. Leave him. 622 00:26:09,818 --> 00:26:11,278 You can take him. 623 00:26:11,319 --> 00:26:13,363 Yeah, he was supposed to borrow his mom's AC unit, 624 00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:14,799 but he forgot; that's part of the reason 625 00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:17,200 why we outside and not in the house in the first place. 626 00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:19,119 All right, who else? 627 00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:25,208 Mm... Twist. 628 00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:27,294 Yeah, you can take Twist. 629 00:26:27,335 --> 00:26:29,004 He talk too much. 630 00:26:29,045 --> 00:26:30,630 Well, think he's a snitch? 631 00:26:30,672 --> 00:26:32,882 Nah, not like that. No, he just talk a lot. 632 00:26:32,924 --> 00:26:36,052 Mainly about, you know, the TV and shit he watches. 633 00:26:36,094 --> 00:26:38,805 He really into all of that British shit. 634 00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:41,766 You know, like Downton Abbey, The Crown. 635 00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:47,397 I don't know, man. 636 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:49,566 You want the Milkoviches gone fast, 637 00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:51,192 these are the guys to do it. 638 00:26:51,234 --> 00:26:53,194 I don't think these guys are gonna help us, 639 00:26:53,236 --> 00:26:55,822 - considering how white we are. - I'm right here. 640 00:26:55,864 --> 00:26:59,075 Frank, if you were any more white, you'd be clear. 641 00:26:59,117 --> 00:27:00,744 I shared a cell with the head guy 642 00:27:00,785 --> 00:27:02,287 back in the '90s. 643 00:27:02,329 --> 00:27:04,039 I speak the lingo. 644 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:05,665 I understand their ideology. 645 00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:08,668 I'm practically an honorary member. 646 00:27:08,710 --> 00:27:10,003 Come on. 647 00:27:15,925 --> 00:27:17,260 As-salaam alaikum. 648 00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:19,095 How are y'all? 649 00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:20,513 No need for pleasantries. 650 00:27:20,555 --> 00:27:23,808 We've got sort of a... neighborhood situation 651 00:27:23,850 --> 00:27:27,145 which might be of interest to you gents. 652 00:27:27,812 --> 00:27:29,481 Why would this interest us, 653 00:27:29,522 --> 00:27:31,274 the Lost Tribe of Shabazz, 654 00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:34,361 poor righteous teachers, the fruit of Islam? 655 00:27:34,402 --> 00:27:36,655 Because they're racist. 656 00:27:37,155 --> 00:27:38,865 I'm sure you don't want racists here. 657 00:27:38,907 --> 00:27:40,659 So you want us to, what, 658 00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:43,578 go over there, strike the fear of Allah into 'em, 659 00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:46,456 drive 'em out, use force if we have to? 660 00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:49,000 Yeah, that. Exactly that. 661 00:27:49,042 --> 00:27:50,168 Go jihad if you have to. 662 00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:51,586 I'm glad we're on the same page. 663 00:27:51,628 --> 00:27:52,897 You know what this sounds like to me? 664 00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:56,007 A perfect opportunity for us all to work together 665 00:27:56,049 --> 00:27:57,759 against a common enemy. 666 00:27:57,801 --> 00:27:59,552 Sounds like a Yacubian devil problem, 667 00:27:59,594 --> 00:28:01,262 and we got no business joinin' one devil 668 00:28:01,304 --> 00:28:02,722 in his fight against the other. 669 00:28:02,764 --> 00:28:05,308 I'm sorry, um... I missed that first part. 670 00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:08,144 - Yacubi what? - It means white people. 671 00:28:08,186 --> 00:28:09,646 Oh, we're the devil. 672 00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:11,856 Right, got it. Carry on. 673 00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:15,652 If not for us... 674 00:28:17,028 --> 00:28:18,863 do it for him. 675 00:28:19,948 --> 00:28:22,701 Little brother, is it true what this devil is saying 676 00:28:22,742 --> 00:28:25,078 about the more devilish devils next door? 677 00:28:26,079 --> 00:28:28,748 - You scared? - Terrified. 678 00:28:32,669 --> 00:28:34,421 We'll do it but only to demonstrate 679 00:28:34,462 --> 00:28:36,589 the awesome power the Asiatic Black man possesses 680 00:28:36,631 --> 00:28:39,134 when we stand fearlessly against the wicked ways 681 00:28:39,175 --> 00:28:40,635 of those who would oppress us. 682 00:28:40,677 --> 00:28:42,554 Now, who are these devils we evictin'? 683 00:28:42,595 --> 00:28:43,638 What are their names? 684 00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,140 Well, these particular devils 685 00:28:45,181 --> 00:28:46,891 go by the name of Milkovich. 686 00:28:51,813 --> 00:28:53,356 You know, I forgot. 687 00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:55,275 I forgot we got a pray thing that we gotta do. 688 00:28:55,316 --> 00:28:58,153 We-we pray, like, five times a day. 689 00:28:58,194 --> 00:29:00,905 So we gon-we gonna do that. 690 00:29:00,947 --> 00:29:02,240 Good luck to you fellas. 691 00:29:02,282 --> 00:29:04,951 Peace and blessings. 692 00:29:15,628 --> 00:29:19,257 Come on, Franny, the judges asked you what you like to do. 693 00:29:20,258 --> 00:29:21,318 What'd you tell me last week? 694 00:29:21,342 --> 00:29:23,136 You like to, uh, dress up like a princess. 695 00:29:23,178 --> 00:29:24,637 You... your doll house collection. 696 00:29:24,679 --> 00:29:25,764 Tell 'em about that. 697 00:29:25,805 --> 00:29:28,683 Why don't we just skip on to the talent portion? 698 00:29:28,725 --> 00:29:30,810 Right, uh... come on, baby. Sing your song. 699 00:29:30,852 --> 00:29:33,104 - Mm-mm. - Sing your song, Franny. 700 00:29:33,146 --> 00:29:34,314 Mm-mm. 701 00:29:34,355 --> 00:29:35,857 Don't do this to me. 702 00:29:35,899 --> 00:29:38,485 Scuse me. 703 00:29:38,526 --> 00:29:41,488 I just wanna remind the panel of esteemed judges 704 00:29:41,529 --> 00:29:43,323 about the strict time limit. 705 00:29:43,364 --> 00:29:46,618 Unfortunately, this contestant's time has elapsed 706 00:29:46,659 --> 00:29:48,453 98 seconds ago. 707 00:29:48,495 --> 00:29:49,746 Oh, thank God. She's right. 708 00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:51,414 - That is all! - But she... 709 00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:54,125 Miss Gallagher, your time's up. 710 00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:06,638 Look, it's SEAL Team Dicks. 711 00:30:06,679 --> 00:30:09,390 Oh, no, they're trying to infiltrate our breach 712 00:30:09,432 --> 00:30:11,142 from the rear. 713 00:30:14,938 --> 00:30:16,397 Jesus. 714 00:30:16,439 --> 00:30:18,107 A little overdressed, don't you think? 715 00:30:19,442 --> 00:30:20,795 Look, you want your money to be safe or not? 716 00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:22,362 Let's get to it. What's the job? 717 00:30:22,403 --> 00:30:23,571 Pretty straightforward. 718 00:30:23,613 --> 00:30:24,757 Just take the money to the grow house 719 00:30:24,781 --> 00:30:26,825 so we can get on the regular delivery list. 720 00:30:26,866 --> 00:30:29,744 Grow house? I thought I was your supplier. 721 00:30:29,786 --> 00:30:31,246 Supply and demand leveled out. 722 00:30:31,287 --> 00:30:33,248 Everyone's got legal product again. 723 00:30:33,289 --> 00:30:35,166 Well, for fuck's sake, Kev. 724 00:30:35,208 --> 00:30:36,543 All right. 725 00:30:36,584 --> 00:30:38,711 Chop-chop. Collect the money. 726 00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:41,881 You collect the money. 727 00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:43,967 I'm the boss, 'member? 728 00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:46,719 I just supervise and shit; you do all the work. 729 00:30:46,761 --> 00:30:49,848 Uh, fuck you. I don't work for you. 730 00:30:49,889 --> 00:30:52,141 You're making me look bad, asshole. 731 00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:56,312 All right, I got two of these 732 00:30:56,354 --> 00:30:58,273 in case you got too much cash to move. 733 00:30:58,314 --> 00:30:59,899 All right. Turn around. 734 00:30:59,941 --> 00:31:02,235 Where I keep my money's for my eyes only. 735 00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:05,822 I'm serious! Turn around. 736 00:31:06,614 --> 00:31:09,158 Put your head down. 737 00:31:24,966 --> 00:31:26,342 Okay. 738 00:31:26,384 --> 00:31:28,845 There ya go. 739 00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:31,222 What's this? 740 00:31:31,264 --> 00:31:32,932 Yesterday's profits. 741 00:31:34,767 --> 00:31:37,061 This is only, like, 1,500 bucks. 742 00:31:37,103 --> 00:31:38,813 $1,653. 743 00:31:38,855 --> 00:31:41,190 Take that money, minus your cut, to the grow house. 744 00:31:41,232 --> 00:31:42,734 They're waiting. 745 00:31:48,114 --> 00:31:49,407 This is... 746 00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:57,206 What are we gonna do about the Milkoviches? 747 00:31:58,458 --> 00:32:01,336 We could go to the Nation of Islam for help. 748 00:32:01,377 --> 00:32:03,296 - Those guys are... - We just did that, Frank, 749 00:32:03,338 --> 00:32:05,131 literally less than an hour ago. 750 00:32:05,715 --> 00:32:06,674 I know that. 751 00:32:06,716 --> 00:32:09,469 Th-th-that's-that's not what I meant! 752 00:32:09,510 --> 00:32:12,305 I meant we could go back 753 00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:15,183 or we could get to Mrs. McCurdy, 754 00:32:15,224 --> 00:32:17,352 talk to her, 755 00:32:17,393 --> 00:32:20,229 try to convince her to evict them. 756 00:32:20,271 --> 00:32:22,273 Record her living conditions. 757 00:32:22,315 --> 00:32:23,775 It's gotta be horrific in there 758 00:32:23,816 --> 00:32:26,069 now that the Milkoviches have moved in. 759 00:32:26,110 --> 00:32:28,529 There's no way they'd let 'em stay there 760 00:32:28,571 --> 00:32:30,490 if there was proof of elder abuse. 761 00:32:30,531 --> 00:32:32,617 There's no way they're gonna let you get near her. 762 00:32:32,659 --> 00:32:34,243 They got that place surrounded. 763 00:32:34,285 --> 00:32:36,829 If we created a distraction, 764 00:32:36,871 --> 00:32:38,498 draw them to the front of the house, 765 00:32:38,539 --> 00:32:39,999 I could sneak in the back. 766 00:32:40,041 --> 00:32:43,169 What gets white trash's attention? 767 00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:45,880 A Trans Am that needs fixin'? 768 00:32:45,922 --> 00:32:48,800 A Black athlete disrespecting our flag. 769 00:32:48,841 --> 00:32:51,511 - A gun rally. - A Klan rally. 770 00:32:51,552 --> 00:32:53,805 A monster truck rally. 771 00:32:53,846 --> 00:32:55,640 Well, any rally, really. 772 00:32:55,682 --> 00:32:58,142 I think I know what might do the trick. 773 00:32:58,935 --> 00:33:00,812 Let me get my running shoes. 774 00:33:23,710 --> 00:33:27,005 All right, you haven't said a word since brunch. 775 00:33:27,046 --> 00:33:29,340 Well, that is because I'm pretty much speechless. 776 00:33:29,382 --> 00:33:30,842 Okay. 777 00:33:31,551 --> 00:33:32,844 Why? 778 00:33:32,885 --> 00:33:37,515 Oh, maybe 'cause you fucked your teacher in high school? 779 00:33:38,516 --> 00:33:39,767 What? No. 780 00:33:39,809 --> 00:33:42,520 No, so-so you didn't fuck your teacher. 781 00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:46,315 - We dated. - Oh. 782 00:33:46,357 --> 00:33:48,860 It was a serious relationship. 783 00:33:51,070 --> 00:33:52,697 Okay, yeah, we slept together. 784 00:33:52,739 --> 00:33:54,615 - But it was beautiful. - God, I knew it. 785 00:33:54,657 --> 00:33:56,784 You couldn't have given me a heads-up before brunch? 786 00:33:56,826 --> 00:33:58,703 No, because I figured you wouldn't get it. 787 00:33:58,745 --> 00:34:00,872 Nobody gets it. 788 00:34:00,913 --> 00:34:02,057 Look, you're already judging me. 789 00:34:02,081 --> 00:34:04,125 You were a kid. That's some pedophile shit! 790 00:34:04,167 --> 00:34:08,337 I was mature for my age, and I went after him, so... 791 00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:11,299 You don't know how it was between us. 792 00:34:11,340 --> 00:34:13,176 Okay, I wasn't a child. 793 00:34:13,217 --> 00:34:14,844 He saw me for me. 794 00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:16,971 I saw him for him. 795 00:34:17,013 --> 00:34:18,931 That's what made it beautiful. 796 00:34:22,477 --> 00:34:24,604 I gotta go work on my bike. 797 00:34:27,774 --> 00:34:29,776 What the hell was that in there? 798 00:34:29,817 --> 00:34:32,212 Oh, just making sure the judges are abidin' by their own rules. 799 00:34:32,236 --> 00:34:34,322 - Nothing personal. - It sure feels personal. 800 00:34:34,363 --> 00:34:36,203 It feels like you're trying to sabotage Franny. 801 00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:39,660 When you're used to privilege, equality feels like oppression. 802 00:34:39,702 --> 00:34:41,537 Privilege? Me? 803 00:34:41,579 --> 00:34:43,873 I grew up worse off than you... With Frank! 804 00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:46,667 Yeah, who ever heard of a little blonde girl 805 00:34:46,709 --> 00:34:48,961 getting special treatment? 806 00:34:49,003 --> 00:34:52,090 Scuse me. Amy has to go to the bathroom. 807 00:34:55,718 --> 00:34:57,678 That bitch. 808 00:34:57,720 --> 00:35:00,098 Maybe you should just drop it. 809 00:35:01,390 --> 00:35:02,850 Fuck that. 810 00:35:02,892 --> 00:35:05,144 Hey, Franny, I have a great idea. 811 00:35:05,186 --> 00:35:07,021 Do you wanna help Gemma with her makeup? 812 00:35:07,063 --> 00:35:10,066 I think that you could make her look really pretty. 813 00:35:11,150 --> 00:35:12,902 - Wanna do it? - Debbie, don't. 814 00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:14,487 V started it. 815 00:35:23,371 --> 00:35:26,624 Oh, this lady sure does have a massive set of balls. 816 00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:38,970 Well, hey there, Officer. Something I can get you? 817 00:35:39,011 --> 00:35:41,931 What... ow! Are you... What is wrong with you? 818 00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:45,726 Get off of me! Hell is wrong with you? 819 00:35:45,768 --> 00:35:47,979 Oh, you crazy! Aah! 820 00:35:48,020 --> 00:35:49,772 Fucking get off of me! 821 00:35:53,818 --> 00:35:55,987 - What are you do... - Hey! 822 00:36:07,623 --> 00:36:09,584 No! 823 00:36:19,844 --> 00:36:23,014 Last... warning. 824 00:36:23,806 --> 00:36:25,558 Well, fuck you, then, you raggedy old, 825 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:27,101 dusty old, musty old, oink-oink, 826 00:36:27,143 --> 00:36:29,437 Porky Pig, Oscar Mayer bacon bitch! 827 00:36:29,478 --> 00:36:31,147 Fuck the police! 828 00:36:32,148 --> 00:36:34,317 What did you just say to me? 829 00:36:34,692 --> 00:36:37,320 You really expect me to repeat all that? 830 00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:40,698 Strip. 831 00:36:41,949 --> 00:36:43,409 Bitch, I said strip! 832 00:36:45,077 --> 00:36:48,164 Lose the dress now. 833 00:36:57,924 --> 00:36:59,258 Wig too. 834 00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:02,720 - Leesie. - No, she gonna learn. 835 00:37:02,762 --> 00:37:03,763 Wig! 836 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:11,187 Come on, now! 837 00:37:16,734 --> 00:37:18,444 Let's go to the car and get a Red Bull. 838 00:37:18,486 --> 00:37:21,072 I'm having a 2:30 in the afternoon sorta feeling, 839 00:37:21,113 --> 00:37:22,531 know what I'm saying? 840 00:37:33,626 --> 00:37:36,128 Enough is enough! 841 00:37:36,170 --> 00:37:38,756 We won't tolerate hate in this neighborhood. 842 00:37:46,681 --> 00:37:48,683 Mm-hmm. 843 00:37:48,724 --> 00:37:50,851 - This is stupid. - You say stupid. 844 00:37:50,893 --> 00:37:52,353 I say necessary. 845 00:38:00,444 --> 00:38:02,071 Hey, buddy. 846 00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:03,781 How ya doing? 847 00:38:03,823 --> 00:38:05,283 It's Frank. Remember me? I'm... 848 00:38:05,324 --> 00:38:07,368 I mean, yeah, I live in the hood. 849 00:38:07,410 --> 00:38:09,578 You remember? Yeah, you know me! 850 00:38:09,620 --> 00:38:11,038 Yeah! 851 00:38:17,378 --> 00:38:18,337 Hmm? 852 00:38:18,379 --> 00:38:20,673 Oh, yeah. 853 00:38:20,715 --> 00:38:24,093 That one's gotta hurt, huh? 854 00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:26,345 I got a whole stack of these. 855 00:38:26,387 --> 00:38:28,973 I'm thinkin' about burning all of 'em. 856 00:38:29,015 --> 00:38:32,184 I think we just spooked him. Come on. 857 00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:36,689 Jesus! Okay! Okay! 858 00:38:36,731 --> 00:38:39,066 Ooh, ooh, easy, easy, easy, easy. 859 00:38:39,108 --> 00:38:42,111 Holy shit! Even their dog is racist. 860 00:38:42,153 --> 00:38:44,488 How 'bout that? 861 00:38:44,530 --> 00:38:46,073 I think you gotta go in. 862 00:38:46,115 --> 00:38:47,908 The Milkoviches have probably fantasized 863 00:38:47,950 --> 00:38:50,870 about finding some Black kid breaking into their house. 864 00:38:50,911 --> 00:38:52,580 Every cause needs a martyr. 865 00:38:52,621 --> 00:38:54,040 No, Frank. 866 00:38:54,081 --> 00:38:57,168 I-I'm the only one who can keep the dog quiet. 867 00:38:57,209 --> 00:38:59,462 If he keeps barking, we're gonna get caught. 868 00:39:00,087 --> 00:39:02,631 I'm counting on you, son. 869 00:39:02,673 --> 00:39:04,675 We all are. 870 00:39:09,847 --> 00:39:11,557 Easy. 871 00:39:16,145 --> 00:39:18,564 What are you gonna do? 872 00:39:18,606 --> 00:39:19,732 You gonna chase me, huh? 873 00:39:19,774 --> 00:39:21,692 Gonna try to stop me, beat me up? 874 00:39:21,734 --> 00:39:22,943 Why would we do that? 875 00:39:22,985 --> 00:39:25,988 I'm literally torching your entire belief system. 876 00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:27,406 It's incredibly disrespectful. 877 00:39:27,448 --> 00:39:29,200 I don't know. It's just paper, man. 878 00:39:29,241 --> 00:39:30,993 Yeah, symbols are just symbols. 879 00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:33,913 I mean, even that big old flag back there... 880 00:39:33,954 --> 00:39:35,790 It's meaningless, really. 881 00:39:35,831 --> 00:39:37,458 What are you talking about? 882 00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:39,919 Real racism... it's in our hearts, 883 00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:42,546 in our minds, in our souls. 884 00:39:42,588 --> 00:39:43,923 Can't burn that, dude. 885 00:40:34,765 --> 00:40:36,600 Are you okay? 886 00:40:36,642 --> 00:40:40,020 Are you being held here against your will? 887 00:40:42,189 --> 00:40:44,900 Have all these people moved into your house 888 00:40:44,942 --> 00:40:46,610 without your permission? 889 00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:49,738 Mrs. McCurdy, 890 00:40:49,780 --> 00:40:53,951 is there anything you can tell me about Terry Milkovich? 891 00:40:57,580 --> 00:41:00,416 Terry Milkovich? 892 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,669 I'll tell you about Terry. 893 00:41:03,711 --> 00:41:05,254 He's a beast. 894 00:41:08,524 --> 00:41:10,501 How was I supposed to know they didn't have any money? 895 00:41:10,526 --> 00:41:11,770 Well, you should have checked how much 896 00:41:11,795 --> 00:41:12,884 we'd actually be transporting. 897 00:41:12,909 --> 00:41:14,364 Well, it wouldn't matter if you hadn't made us buy 898 00:41:14,388 --> 00:41:15,449 this stupid-ass SWAT team shit. 899 00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:16,849 Which wouldn't fucking matter 900 00:41:16,891 --> 00:41:18,118 if you made half as much as you promised. 901 00:41:18,142 --> 00:41:20,352 "Oh, could be thousands, maybe millions. 902 00:41:20,394 --> 00:41:22,104 Be fucking billionaires by Tuesday." 903 00:41:22,146 --> 00:41:23,981 You know what? You're fuckin' fired. 904 00:41:24,023 --> 00:41:26,233 You can't fire somebody you never employed. 905 00:41:26,275 --> 00:41:28,444 I was trying to help you out. 906 00:41:39,079 --> 00:41:41,290 Holy shit! 907 00:41:54,303 --> 00:41:56,347 Uh, hey, Tam, where's my soap? 908 00:41:56,388 --> 00:41:58,307 You know, the grease pumice stuff. 909 00:41:58,349 --> 00:42:00,518 - Oh, I put it under the sink. - Why? 910 00:42:00,559 --> 00:42:03,646 I want the nice shit out. We're having company. 911 00:42:03,687 --> 00:42:05,231 - We are? - Yeah. 912 00:42:05,272 --> 00:42:07,316 Marcos and his fiancée. 913 00:42:07,358 --> 00:42:08,567 Twice in one day? 914 00:42:08,609 --> 00:42:10,819 I mean, brunch was more than enough, 915 00:42:10,861 --> 00:42:11,946 don't you think? 916 00:42:11,987 --> 00:42:13,697 Well, you're the one who invited him. 917 00:42:13,739 --> 00:42:14,865 The fuck I did. 918 00:42:14,907 --> 00:42:16,617 You said, "Come by anytime." 919 00:42:16,659 --> 00:42:19,578 Well, he's taking you up on your offer. 920 00:42:19,620 --> 00:42:20,829 Mm. 921 00:42:27,419 --> 00:42:29,171 - Hi. - Hi! 922 00:42:29,213 --> 00:42:30,839 This is Kelly... 923 00:42:32,049 --> 00:42:33,342 my fiancée. 924 00:42:33,384 --> 00:42:34,885 Hi. 925 00:42:57,241 --> 00:42:59,326 You okay, Eilish? 926 00:42:59,368 --> 00:43:00,286 Mm-hmm. 927 00:43:00,327 --> 00:43:03,247 All right, well, good shift today, man. 928 00:43:03,289 --> 00:43:05,416 You're really taking to this police shit. 929 00:43:05,457 --> 00:43:07,126 You gonna be a decent cop. 930 00:43:07,167 --> 00:43:09,003 Just clean out the car, go on home, 931 00:43:09,044 --> 00:43:10,170 get some rest... 932 00:43:10,212 --> 00:43:11,797 back at it again tomorrow. 933 00:43:11,839 --> 00:43:13,424 More heads to bust. 934 00:43:27,229 --> 00:43:29,690 Before we make our final decision, 935 00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:31,483 we'd like to ask each of the mothers 936 00:43:31,525 --> 00:43:33,569 to explain what excites them most 937 00:43:33,611 --> 00:43:36,238 about the Little Miss South Side title. 938 00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:38,365 We can start with you, Miss Gallagher. 939 00:43:38,407 --> 00:43:41,577 Well... I think that Franny is 940 00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:44,121 most excited about becoming an ambassador 941 00:43:44,163 --> 00:43:45,414 for our community, 942 00:43:45,456 --> 00:43:46,558 showing the rest of the city 943 00:43:46,582 --> 00:43:47,809 what the South Side's all about. 944 00:43:47,833 --> 00:43:50,294 Whether it's, uh, going to a little league game 945 00:43:50,336 --> 00:43:53,422 or a parade or the grand opening of a new Arby's, 946 00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:54,923 there's no place that we won't go. 947 00:43:54,965 --> 00:43:57,009 Do you even go to those places? 948 00:43:57,051 --> 00:43:58,427 Excuse me? 949 00:43:58,469 --> 00:44:01,347 I'm just saying, given your status, 950 00:44:01,388 --> 00:44:03,265 are you allowed to go to those events? 951 00:44:03,307 --> 00:44:05,351 Are you allowed to be here? 952 00:44:05,392 --> 00:44:09,563 Uh... I got special permission. 953 00:44:09,605 --> 00:44:11,190 I'm sorry, what status? 954 00:44:11,231 --> 00:44:13,359 She's a registered sex offender. 955 00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:15,402 Hot lesbian convict? That's her. 956 00:44:15,444 --> 00:44:16,320 You bitch! 957 00:44:16,362 --> 00:44:17,613 Who you callin' a bitch, bitch? 958 00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:19,365 You, you drug-dealing bitch! 959 00:44:19,406 --> 00:44:20,550 She's a drug dealer. She deals drugs. 960 00:44:20,574 --> 00:44:23,827 I am a legal cannabis entrepreneur! 961 00:44:26,372 --> 00:44:27,665 What, a Black woman can't be... 962 00:44:27,706 --> 00:44:29,351 Technically, I am a registered sex offender... 963 00:44:29,382 --> 00:44:31,180 And look what she did to my daughter's face. 964 00:44:31,205 --> 00:44:32,498 I would never touch a child! 965 00:44:32,523 --> 00:44:34,733 A broke-down little 1980s pageant little girl! 966 00:44:36,190 --> 00:44:38,460 Okay, I guess this is enough 967 00:44:38,485 --> 00:44:40,469 to keep them back on our delivery schedule. 968 00:44:41,053 --> 00:44:43,472 - Barely. - All right, thanks. 969 00:44:43,514 --> 00:44:45,057 I'll let 'em know. 970 00:44:45,099 --> 00:44:46,392 You guys new? 971 00:44:46,433 --> 00:44:48,560 Haven't seen you around before. 972 00:44:48,602 --> 00:44:50,312 What are you guys... 973 00:44:50,354 --> 00:44:52,564 ex-military, Rangers, 974 00:44:52,606 --> 00:44:54,483 SEALs, Delta Force? 975 00:44:54,525 --> 00:44:57,361 Uh, y-yeah, yeah. All that shit. 976 00:44:57,403 --> 00:45:00,447 I, uh... I-I just got back from, uh, 977 00:45:00,489 --> 00:45:02,408 mowin' down terrorists overseas, you know? 978 00:45:02,449 --> 00:45:06,328 Took out a whole... village. 979 00:45:06,370 --> 00:45:07,287 Fuck those guys. 980 00:45:07,329 --> 00:45:08,789 - Right on. - Yeah. 981 00:45:08,831 --> 00:45:12,084 I could need another pro security firm on our roster. 982 00:45:12,126 --> 00:45:14,294 Business... is booming. 983 00:45:14,336 --> 00:45:16,422 We can't keep up with all the pickups and deliveries. 984 00:45:16,463 --> 00:45:19,258 Oh, I am your man, you know? Very professional. 985 00:45:19,299 --> 00:45:20,300 Extra professional. 986 00:45:20,342 --> 00:45:22,344 Uh, how much are we gonna get paid? 987 00:45:22,386 --> 00:45:23,488 It's gotta be worth our time. 988 00:45:23,512 --> 00:45:26,223 Going rate is a grand a day. 989 00:45:28,308 --> 00:45:30,310 That's a little lower than what I'm used to, 990 00:45:30,352 --> 00:45:34,565 but, uh... we'll make it work, ya know? 991 00:45:35,274 --> 00:45:37,401 Uh, so, yeah, we still got a lot of work 992 00:45:37,443 --> 00:45:38,652 we wanna do in here. 993 00:45:38,694 --> 00:45:42,156 Um... maybe some under-cabinet LEDs. 994 00:45:42,197 --> 00:45:44,616 Uh, exhaust hood here, obviously. 995 00:45:44,658 --> 00:45:47,286 Yeah, yeah, no, I like how you smoothed the grout... 996 00:45:47,327 --> 00:45:49,413 where you really should have used some quarter round. 997 00:45:49,455 --> 00:45:51,415 They didn't have any quarter round available? 998 00:45:51,457 --> 00:45:53,417 - Well, shit's expensive, so... - Yeah. 999 00:45:53,459 --> 00:45:55,252 But it's worth it. 1000 00:45:56,336 --> 00:45:57,880 When I was young like you, 1001 00:45:57,921 --> 00:46:00,424 - I went for efficiency. - Uh-huh. 1002 00:46:00,466 --> 00:46:03,719 But eventually, I learned the value of quality. 1003 00:46:04,803 --> 00:46:06,305 No rush. 1004 00:46:06,346 --> 00:46:08,682 That's the advantage of experience. 1005 00:46:08,724 --> 00:46:11,393 You just take it nice and slow 1006 00:46:11,435 --> 00:46:13,103 and get it all the way right. 1007 00:46:18,066 --> 00:46:19,359 Uh, Kelly, we weren't sure 1008 00:46:19,401 --> 00:46:21,195 we'd get the chance to meet you. 1009 00:46:21,236 --> 00:46:23,363 Um, how did that job interview go? 1010 00:46:23,405 --> 00:46:25,032 Job interview? 1011 00:46:25,073 --> 00:46:27,618 Yeah, that's where Marcos said you were today, right? 1012 00:46:27,659 --> 00:46:29,661 Admissions interview for school. 1013 00:46:29,703 --> 00:46:31,872 Oh! Uh, what-what schools you lookin' at, 1014 00:46:31,914 --> 00:46:34,291 Northwestern, Columbia, Loyola? 1015 00:46:34,333 --> 00:46:37,336 Uh, Greenfield Prep. High school. 1016 00:46:37,377 --> 00:46:39,213 I'm one semester short of graduating. 1017 00:46:39,254 --> 00:46:41,340 Uh, wait. So you were his student? 1018 00:46:41,381 --> 00:46:44,134 Uh... technically, I guess. 1019 00:46:44,176 --> 00:46:47,262 But... he saw me for me. 1020 00:46:47,304 --> 00:46:49,223 And I saw him for him, and... 1021 00:46:50,307 --> 00:46:52,142 that's what makes us so special. 1022 00:46:52,184 --> 00:46:53,310 Right. 1023 00:46:58,398 --> 00:46:59,525 Okay. 1024 00:46:59,566 --> 00:47:01,401 After careful deliberation, 1025 00:47:01,443 --> 00:47:03,195 we'd like to announce the winner. 1026 00:47:03,237 --> 00:47:04,112 Wait. 1027 00:47:04,154 --> 00:47:05,256 Before you announce the winner, 1028 00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:06,573 I never got a chance to say 1029 00:47:06,615 --> 00:47:10,118 why my family is excited about this title. 1030 00:47:12,621 --> 00:47:15,582 I grew up on the South Side. 1031 00:47:15,624 --> 00:47:17,793 And I know what it would mean 1032 00:47:17,835 --> 00:47:20,379 to the little Black girls who live here 1033 00:47:20,420 --> 00:47:22,631 to see someone who looks like them 1034 00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:24,675 wearing that tiara and sash. 1035 00:47:24,716 --> 00:47:28,011 I know what it will mean to them to have someone 1036 00:47:28,053 --> 00:47:30,722 who looks like my Gemma. 1037 00:47:30,764 --> 00:47:32,683 The South Side doesn't really feel like 1038 00:47:32,724 --> 00:47:34,351 the South Side anymore, 1039 00:47:34,393 --> 00:47:37,563 at least not in the way that I remember it. 1040 00:47:37,604 --> 00:47:40,357 But that doesn't mean we should stop trying 1041 00:47:40,399 --> 00:47:44,236 to preserve what makes our community special. 1042 00:47:44,278 --> 00:47:45,904 And it's not just about race. 1043 00:47:45,946 --> 00:47:49,283 It's about pride. It's about perseverance. 1044 00:47:49,324 --> 00:47:50,909 It's about working together 1045 00:47:50,951 --> 00:47:53,370 to strive for the American dream, 1046 00:47:53,412 --> 00:47:57,165 even though it feels a million miles away. 1047 00:47:58,834 --> 00:48:01,420 I guess all I'm sayin' is, 1048 00:48:01,461 --> 00:48:02,921 Little Miss South Side 1049 00:48:02,963 --> 00:48:05,591 should represent the South Side, 1050 00:48:05,632 --> 00:48:07,968 not just in the way she looks 1051 00:48:08,010 --> 00:48:10,679 but also in the way she can inspire. 1052 00:48:10,721 --> 00:48:12,639 She should show little girls 1053 00:48:12,681 --> 00:48:15,267 that you can still aim to be something 1054 00:48:15,309 --> 00:48:16,894 and maybe those dreams... 1055 00:48:16,935 --> 00:48:19,688 are just a little closer than you think they are. 1056 00:48:29,997 --> 00:48:32,667 If there are no more speeches... 1057 00:48:34,271 --> 00:48:37,789 your new Little Miss South Side... 1058 00:48:37,831 --> 00:48:39,124 from Aleppo, Syria, 1059 00:48:39,166 --> 00:48:42,169 visiting Chicago for her spina bifida treatment, 1060 00:48:42,210 --> 00:48:45,672 Amena Farah Uri Abbasi. 1061 00:48:55,307 --> 00:48:58,143 Terry Milkovich? 1062 00:48:58,769 --> 00:49:01,063 I'll tell you about Terry. 1063 00:49:01,104 --> 00:49:02,648 He's a beast. 1064 00:49:02,689 --> 00:49:06,234 A beast in the sack. 1065 00:49:06,276 --> 00:49:09,196 And I thank God every day 1066 00:49:09,237 --> 00:49:11,156 that he came into my life. 1067 00:49:11,198 --> 00:49:14,326 And then I ask God to avert his eyes, 1068 00:49:14,368 --> 00:49:18,205 because what we do... it's a sin. 1069 00:49:18,246 --> 00:49:21,667 Have you ever heard of something called 1070 00:49:21,708 --> 00:49:24,586 fisting, young man? 1071 00:49:24,628 --> 00:49:27,339 That's where Terry makes a fist 1072 00:49:27,381 --> 00:49:28,674 and shoves it up my... 1073 00:49:28,715 --> 00:49:30,467 All right, all right, enough. 1074 00:49:31,468 --> 00:49:32,761 We pissed off the Milkoviches, 1075 00:49:32,803 --> 00:49:34,554 and we managed to make things worse. 1076 00:49:34,596 --> 00:49:38,600 Well, chin up, lad. We'll be at it again tomorrow. 1077 00:49:38,642 --> 00:49:42,145 What time should I come by so we can get started, 11? 1078 00:49:48,485 --> 00:49:51,196 And they're still comin'. 1079 00:49:51,238 --> 00:49:54,783 How many more of these fuckers can they cram into that dump? 1080 00:50:10,716 --> 00:50:13,218 Hey, neighbors! Ah. 1081 00:50:13,260 --> 00:50:14,511 I hope you don't mind 1082 00:50:14,553 --> 00:50:17,389 our takin' over the empty lot next door to ya. 1083 00:50:17,431 --> 00:50:19,641 House was gettin' crowded. 1084 00:50:19,683 --> 00:50:21,393 But this works, right? 1085 00:50:22,936 --> 00:50:26,773 Jesus, now we're surrounded by Milkoviches. 1086 00:50:39,036 --> 00:50:41,830 Can you believe that little Syrian heifer stole our crown? 1087 00:50:41,872 --> 00:50:43,415 Ugh. I know. 1088 00:50:43,457 --> 00:50:44,958 I mean, we're from the South Side. 1089 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,335 What the hell has she been through? 1090 00:50:48,378 --> 00:50:49,921 I'm sorry, Debs. 1091 00:50:50,464 --> 00:50:51,590 Me too. 1092 00:50:51,631 --> 00:50:54,176 - We cool? - Yeah. 1093 00:50:54,217 --> 00:50:56,595 Well, if you two are done kissing and making up, 1094 00:50:56,636 --> 00:50:58,531 - I sort of wanna... - Yeah, let's get out of here. 1095 00:50:58,555 --> 00:50:59,473 Get the fuck out. 1096 00:50:59,514 --> 00:51:01,558 - See ya, V. - Bye, girl. 1097 00:51:02,476 --> 00:51:04,102 Oh, I almost forgot. 1098 00:51:04,936 --> 00:51:06,521 Miss Fisher. 1099 00:51:06,563 --> 00:51:08,690 Alderman Jenkins. 1100 00:51:08,732 --> 00:51:10,150 I really enjoyed your speech. 1101 00:51:10,192 --> 00:51:13,487 Not enough to vote for my Gemma. 1102 00:51:13,528 --> 00:51:15,322 Look, between you, me, and the lamppost, 1103 00:51:15,363 --> 00:51:17,407 this event is put on by the Chamber of Commerce. 1104 00:51:17,449 --> 00:51:19,034 Their goal is to generate commerce. 1105 00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:22,412 They see all these gentrifiers as a way of making more money. 1106 00:51:22,454 --> 00:51:24,039 And that Syrian girl's sob story 1107 00:51:24,081 --> 00:51:26,917 appeals to millennials and bleeding hearts. 1108 00:51:29,211 --> 00:51:31,004 The Chamber is a major contributor 1109 00:51:31,046 --> 00:51:32,923 to my reelection campaign. 1110 00:51:32,964 --> 00:51:35,217 Can't bite the hand that feeds me, but... 1111 00:51:35,258 --> 00:51:36,093 I could use you. 1112 00:51:36,134 --> 00:51:38,929 Democratic Party of Chicago could use you. 1113 00:51:38,970 --> 00:51:39,989 Someone with your passion, 1114 00:51:40,013 --> 00:51:42,557 with your gift for persuasive speech... 1115 00:51:42,599 --> 00:51:44,101 you've got talent. 1116 00:51:44,142 --> 00:51:46,019 Thank you. 1117 00:51:46,061 --> 00:51:47,896 I'd love to pick your brain sometime, 1118 00:51:47,938 --> 00:51:49,165 get your opinion on local issues, 1119 00:51:49,189 --> 00:51:50,666 see where there might be an opportunity 1120 00:51:50,690 --> 00:51:52,442 to get you involved. 1121 00:51:54,778 --> 00:51:56,488 Okay, drive safe. Thanks again. 1122 00:51:56,530 --> 00:51:57,757 Yeah, appreciate you guys coming by. 1123 00:51:57,781 --> 00:51:58,907 Again soon, okay? 1124 00:51:58,949 --> 00:52:00,659 Maybe we can get together... 1125 00:52:01,827 --> 00:52:05,038 What... the... fuck? 1126 00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:07,124 I-I mean, what's the matter with him? 1127 00:52:07,165 --> 00:52:09,918 - She's, like, ten! - Seventeen, she said. 1128 00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:11,837 Eighteen soon. 1129 00:52:11,878 --> 00:52:13,106 Age ain't nothin' but a number, right? 1130 00:52:13,130 --> 00:52:15,048 It's gotta be, what... it's, what... 1131 00:52:15,090 --> 00:52:17,634 daddy issues? 1132 00:52:19,803 --> 00:52:21,555 I mean, I didn't have daddy issues. 1133 00:52:21,596 --> 00:52:23,682 I don't have daddy issues. 1134 00:52:24,724 --> 00:52:28,103 I mean, I love my dad, yeah, 1135 00:52:28,145 --> 00:52:31,189 but in a completely normal, healthy way. 1136 00:52:31,731 --> 00:52:33,191 Right. 1137 00:52:35,777 --> 00:52:37,654 You think I have daddy issues. 1138 00:52:38,780 --> 00:52:39,983 - Uh... - You know what? 1139 00:52:40,008 --> 00:52:41,623 Fuck off! I do not! 1140 00:52:41,908 --> 00:52:44,077 Come on, you've been around my family. 1141 00:52:44,119 --> 00:52:47,497 Yeah, we have our quirks, but we're pretty normal. 1142 00:52:47,539 --> 00:52:48,915 And sure, 1143 00:52:48,957 --> 00:52:50,584 I guess, you know, when my mom died, 1144 00:52:50,625 --> 00:52:52,002 we all got thrown for a loop. 1145 00:52:52,043 --> 00:52:53,420 But that's normal. 1146 00:52:53,461 --> 00:52:55,088 And Cami, she took the reins 1147 00:52:55,130 --> 00:52:56,715 and she went from being my big sister 1148 00:52:56,756 --> 00:52:59,843 to de facto mom, and my dad, he stepped up 1149 00:52:59,885 --> 00:53:01,445 and he put all of his attention on Cory 1150 00:53:01,469 --> 00:53:03,309 'cause she was the baby and she needed her dad. 1151 00:53:03,346 --> 00:53:05,891 And that... you know, that left me... 1152 00:53:09,436 --> 00:53:11,229 in the middle... 1153 00:53:12,856 --> 00:53:14,399 alone... 1154 00:53:16,151 --> 00:53:18,570 desperate for attention. 1155 00:53:21,031 --> 00:53:22,741 And that's... 1156 00:53:22,782 --> 00:53:24,618 right when I started dating Marcos. 1157 00:53:24,659 --> 00:53:26,411 Oh, my God. 1158 00:53:30,081 --> 00:53:32,250 I have daddy issues. 1159 00:53:38,006 --> 00:53:43,678 I thought I was... so smart and mature. 1160 00:53:44,137 --> 00:53:47,682 But really, I was needy and daddy-starved 1161 00:53:47,724 --> 00:53:49,351 and dumb. 1162 00:53:49,392 --> 00:53:50,977 I mean, I got played by a pedophile. 1163 00:53:51,019 --> 00:53:53,688 God, I am a fucking cliché. 1164 00:53:53,730 --> 00:53:55,482 Ah. 1165 00:54:00,820 --> 00:54:03,657 - You're not dumb. - Mm. 1166 00:54:03,698 --> 00:54:04,908 All right? 1167 00:54:04,950 --> 00:54:07,661 You were immature and vulnerable, 1168 00:54:07,702 --> 00:54:09,579 and he took advantage of you. 1169 00:54:10,455 --> 00:54:11,957 Now you're smarter. 1170 00:54:11,998 --> 00:54:15,168 You make great decisions, 1171 00:54:15,210 --> 00:54:16,962 like choosing an age-appropriate, 1172 00:54:17,003 --> 00:54:18,713 handsome stud like me. 1173 00:54:39,609 --> 00:54:41,611 I don't want no smoke. 1174 00:54:41,653 --> 00:54:43,321 Po-po, go away. 1175 00:54:43,363 --> 00:54:44,239 Go away! 1176 00:54:44,281 --> 00:54:45,883 Look, you can just leave me the hell alone, 1177 00:54:45,907 --> 00:54:47,867 because I ain't sellin' shit. 1178 00:55:13,815 --> 00:55:15,770 You wanna keep selling, 1179 00:55:15,812 --> 00:55:17,188 gotta move east a little bit, 1180 00:55:17,230 --> 00:55:19,024 over by the Five-Star Check Cashing. 1181 00:55:19,065 --> 00:55:20,608 We don't roll through there much. 1182 00:55:23,090 --> 00:55:24,222 Thank you... 1183 00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:27,048 Officer Gallagher. 1184 00:55:55,185 --> 00:55:57,312 How you like it, huh? Come on! Come on! 1185 00:55:57,354 --> 00:55:59,773 Come on! Take your teeth out! 1186 00:56:02,067 --> 00:56:03,651 Yeah! 1187 00:56:05,236 --> 00:56:06,529 Come on! 1188 00:56:06,571 --> 00:56:09,074 Come on! Come on! You like that? 1189 00:56:09,115 --> 00:56:12,243 Terry, Terry, you're a beast! 1190 00:56:14,746 --> 00:56:15,746 Oh, God! 1191 00:56:16,590 --> 00:56:21,871 CREDITS