1 00:00:08,225 --> 00:00:11,560 Previously on "Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency"... 2 00:00:12,642 --> 00:00:14,642 Panto Trost! We could convince our families 3 00:00:14,644 --> 00:00:16,977 to end this war before The Mage's armies arrive. 4 00:00:16,979 --> 00:00:18,412 Fulfill the prophecy! 5 00:00:18,414 --> 00:00:20,348 Find Dirk Gently! 6 00:00:20,350 --> 00:00:22,097 We find Blackwing, we find Dirk. 7 00:00:22,099 --> 00:00:23,934 I am not a machine. 8 00:00:23,936 --> 00:00:25,386 You got to let me talk to who's in charge. 9 00:00:25,388 --> 00:00:27,154 I'm in charge. 10 00:00:27,156 --> 00:00:30,091 This is the address. This isn't Blackwing. 11 00:00:30,093 --> 00:00:31,692 It's wet! This is a wet... 12 00:00:31,694 --> 00:00:33,027 This is a thing, right? 13 00:00:33,029 --> 00:00:34,695 Scotty! Scotty, stop that! 14 00:00:34,697 --> 00:00:37,430 Have you noticed an acceleration of strangeness in your life? 15 00:00:37,432 --> 00:00:41,335 Borobotos! 16 00:00:41,337 --> 00:00:42,803 Tina Tevetino, get in here. 17 00:00:42,805 --> 00:00:45,106 Nothing's gonna happen. Nothing ever happens! 18 00:00:45,108 --> 00:00:46,307 Oh, something happened. 19 00:00:48,898 --> 00:00:50,598 Find the boy. 20 00:01:18,107 --> 00:01:19,955 Where is Panto Trost? 21 00:01:20,176 --> 00:01:22,733 Dead, mother. 22 00:01:22,945 --> 00:01:25,996 We chased him to the edge of the north wood, 23 00:01:26,021 --> 00:01:29,005 and, uh, I dueled him on a cliff. 24 00:01:29,452 --> 00:01:31,513 He stumbled on a rock 25 00:01:31,514 --> 00:01:36,116 and... fell 500 feet 26 00:01:36,118 --> 00:01:40,287 and landed... on a rock, 27 00:01:40,289 --> 00:01:41,822 and his head exploded. 28 00:01:43,292 --> 00:01:47,966 You dueled the greatest swordsman in Wendimoor, 29 00:01:48,664 --> 00:01:51,231 and he fell on some rocks... 30 00:01:51,233 --> 00:01:53,634 and landed on some rocks... 31 00:01:53,636 --> 00:01:56,266 and his head exploded. 32 00:01:57,239 --> 00:01:58,572 The Trosts have spited our family 33 00:01:58,574 --> 00:01:59,773 for generations. 34 00:01:59,775 --> 00:02:02,064 They think this land is sacred, 35 00:02:02,411 --> 00:02:04,650 and our mining on it a sacrilege... 36 00:02:05,347 --> 00:02:07,181 and now they have killed Farson. 37 00:02:07,183 --> 00:02:09,950 We don't know that Farson is dead, Mother. 38 00:02:09,952 --> 00:02:10,951 He's merely missing. We could find... 39 00:02:10,953 --> 00:02:12,619 So you admit... 40 00:02:12,621 --> 00:02:14,354 you were afraid to fight Panto Trost? 41 00:02:14,356 --> 00:02:15,722 He lies. 42 00:02:18,627 --> 00:02:20,761 Panto Trost not be dead. 43 00:02:20,763 --> 00:02:25,832 Silas insisted on facing him man to man. 44 00:02:26,547 --> 00:02:27,879 Your son is shit with sword. 45 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:29,403 You know that, Frija. 46 00:02:29,841 --> 00:02:33,173 I barely got there in time to save him, and Panto... 47 00:02:35,177 --> 00:02:37,644 slipped away from me. 48 00:02:37,646 --> 00:02:41,815 I... am not as fast as I was in my glory day. 49 00:02:42,271 --> 00:02:45,652 Silas was ashamed to tell you he lost. 50 00:02:46,191 --> 00:02:47,387 Well, then... 51 00:02:50,125 --> 00:02:54,795 one of you is a loser, and the other one, an antique. 52 00:02:55,284 --> 00:02:57,197 A lesson needs to be taught, 53 00:02:57,199 --> 00:02:58,865 and apparently, my eldest son 54 00:02:58,867 --> 00:03:00,467 isn't fit to teach it. 55 00:03:00,469 --> 00:03:01,835 Burn down the entire Trost farmlands. 56 00:03:01,837 --> 00:03:03,136 No, no! 57 00:03:03,138 --> 00:03:05,172 You'll simply be doing The Mage's bidding for him. 58 00:03:05,174 --> 00:03:08,575 He wishes to destroy us, to destroy everything! 59 00:03:08,577 --> 00:03:11,011 The Kellum Army approaches our valley of Inglenook. 60 00:03:11,013 --> 00:03:13,146 We must unite with the Trosts. 61 00:03:13,148 --> 00:03:14,881 There's still time to fulfill the prophecy. 62 00:03:14,883 --> 00:03:16,430 The prophecy... 63 00:03:17,019 --> 00:03:19,516 isn't real, child. 64 00:03:20,809 --> 00:03:23,690 There is no such thing 65 00:03:23,692 --> 00:03:27,494 as "Dirk Gently." 66 00:03:34,390 --> 00:03:42,615 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 67 00:03:55,591 --> 00:03:57,387 Don't touch it. 68 00:03:57,893 --> 00:03:59,893 How do you think it even got up there? 69 00:03:59,895 --> 00:04:01,395 Tornado, maybe? 70 00:04:01,397 --> 00:04:02,763 It's got to be something weirder than that... 71 00:04:02,765 --> 00:04:03,764 aliens or something. 72 00:04:03,766 --> 00:04:05,432 Let's not jump to that. 73 00:04:05,434 --> 00:04:07,134 What, a time machine was good, 74 00:04:07,136 --> 00:04:08,201 but aliens is too far? 75 00:04:08,203 --> 00:04:10,270 Hey, I was not good with a time machine. 76 00:04:13,275 --> 00:04:15,290 Holy crap, there's someone in here! 77 00:04:16,349 --> 00:04:17,991 Oh, God. 78 00:04:19,243 --> 00:04:20,580 What happened to "don't touch it"? 79 00:04:20,582 --> 00:04:21,847 Adult female. 80 00:04:21,849 --> 00:04:25,986 Cause of death looks like blunt force trauma. 81 00:04:25,988 --> 00:04:27,187 Key's still in the ignition, 82 00:04:27,189 --> 00:04:29,489 and the gear shift's in drive. 83 00:04:29,491 --> 00:04:30,724 Was this a car accident? 84 00:04:30,726 --> 00:04:32,959 The odometer's only on 42 miles. 85 00:04:32,961 --> 00:04:35,162 This thing was right off the showroom floor 86 00:04:35,164 --> 00:04:37,030 before it ended up in this tree. 87 00:04:37,032 --> 00:04:39,866 So this is a brand-new old car? 88 00:04:39,868 --> 00:04:41,234 Do you think... 89 00:04:43,672 --> 00:04:46,206 Oh... here we go. 90 00:04:48,610 --> 00:04:51,812 I'll cover, you open. On three. 91 00:04:51,814 --> 00:04:54,815 - It could be dangerous. - That's what the gun's for. 92 00:04:54,817 --> 00:04:57,617 Okay, but don't... don't shoot me 93 00:04:57,619 --> 00:04:59,319 if something pops out and gets scary. 94 00:04:59,321 --> 00:05:00,887 Just open the damn trunk, Todd. 95 00:05:00,889 --> 00:05:02,255 Okay. 96 00:05:04,193 --> 00:05:05,325 Three... 97 00:05:05,327 --> 00:05:06,927 two... 98 00:05:06,929 --> 00:05:08,128 one. 99 00:05:13,936 --> 00:05:15,841 I'm free. 100 00:05:16,405 --> 00:05:18,405 I'm free! 101 00:05:18,407 --> 00:05:19,740 Ha ha! I'm... 102 00:05:19,742 --> 00:05:21,241 Oh, my God! 103 00:05:22,845 --> 00:05:24,378 Dirk! 104 00:05:32,121 --> 00:05:33,887 How long have you been in there? 105 00:05:33,889 --> 00:05:36,490 Farah thinks that car's been in that tree for 50 years. 106 00:05:36,492 --> 00:05:37,958 No, it couldn't have been that long. 107 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:39,593 I would've looked much older. 108 00:05:39,595 --> 00:05:40,827 Why are you wet? 109 00:05:40,829 --> 00:05:42,262 Now, that is a good question. 110 00:05:42,264 --> 00:05:43,964 Unfortunately, I don't have a great answer. 111 00:05:43,966 --> 00:05:45,065 One minute, I was in bed, 112 00:05:45,067 --> 00:05:46,533 then Mona said, "Find the boy," 113 00:05:46,535 --> 00:05:48,702 and then I fell through into a world of wet trunkness. 114 00:05:48,704 --> 00:05:50,470 - Mona? - Keep up, Todd. 115 00:05:50,472 --> 00:05:52,773 Mona is the main character of that last thing I just said. 116 00:05:52,775 --> 00:05:53,940 You fell through a bed? 117 00:05:53,942 --> 00:05:56,176 - Where? - Blackwing, naturally. 118 00:05:56,178 --> 00:05:57,377 You were in Blackwing! 119 00:05:57,379 --> 00:05:58,578 Yes, of course I was, Todd. Jesus... 120 00:05:58,580 --> 00:05:59,946 Did you see Amanda there? 121 00:05:59,948 --> 00:06:01,448 Well, they don't exactly let us just wander around the halls 122 00:06:01,450 --> 00:06:02,816 and... Wait, Amanda? 123 00:06:02,818 --> 00:06:05,218 So she could've been there and you just didn't see her? 124 00:06:05,220 --> 00:06:07,287 Why would Amanda be at Blackwing? 125 00:06:07,289 --> 00:06:09,122 I mean, she's not like me, or the Rowdy 3, 126 00:06:09,124 --> 00:06:10,891 or Mona, for that matter. 127 00:06:10,893 --> 00:06:13,160 Okay, stop. Who is Mona? 128 00:06:13,162 --> 00:06:15,495 Oh, no. 129 00:06:15,497 --> 00:06:17,164 What do we do? 130 00:06:19,001 --> 00:06:21,501 Oh. 131 00:06:21,503 --> 00:06:23,203 Uh... no... 132 00:06:23,205 --> 00:06:24,671 Everything's fine! 133 00:06:24,673 --> 00:06:26,306 This is... 134 00:06:26,308 --> 00:06:28,041 It's just... 135 00:06:28,043 --> 00:06:29,743 This is a picnic! 136 00:06:29,745 --> 00:06:31,912 You are under arrest. 137 00:06:32,834 --> 00:06:34,548 For what? 138 00:06:34,550 --> 00:06:37,117 You are wanted by the FBI. 139 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:41,254 Oh, my God, you're wanted by the FBI? 140 00:06:41,256 --> 00:06:43,123 What did you guys do? 141 00:06:43,762 --> 00:06:45,859 I have never arrested anyone before, 142 00:06:45,861 --> 00:06:47,494 so you all should just, you know... 143 00:06:47,496 --> 00:06:50,263 be, uh, real cool about it. 144 00:06:52,234 --> 00:06:53,233 Oh. 145 00:06:54,570 --> 00:06:55,902 Thank you. 146 00:06:55,904 --> 00:06:58,939 That was a very cool thing for you to do. 147 00:06:58,941 --> 00:07:01,007 What do you mean, you lost Dirk Gently? 148 00:07:01,009 --> 00:07:02,342 How did he escape? 149 00:07:02,344 --> 00:07:03,710 He didn't escape, he disappeared. 150 00:07:03,712 --> 00:07:05,779 - Disappeared? He can do that? - No, but he did. 151 00:07:10,519 --> 00:07:12,385 Grr. 152 00:07:12,387 --> 00:07:16,002 Okay. Is it possible... 153 00:07:16,625 --> 00:07:18,425 he's invisible? 154 00:07:22,431 --> 00:07:27,000 I've... already reviewed the footage, sir, and... 155 00:07:27,002 --> 00:07:28,668 I'm afraid there was a glitch? 156 00:07:29,140 --> 00:07:32,205 The footage shows Icarus asleep in the bed, 157 00:07:32,207 --> 00:07:34,140 then it jumps two seconds, and he's gone. 158 00:07:41,283 --> 00:07:46,019 Is it possible he peed himself invisible? 159 00:07:50,354 --> 00:07:52,492 Get me Mr. Priest. 160 00:07:57,165 --> 00:08:00,721 Jeez, you're still in bed? What the heck? 161 00:08:00,723 --> 00:08:02,502 I'm sick, Bob. 162 00:08:02,504 --> 00:08:04,237 You've got to walk Agrajag. 163 00:08:04,239 --> 00:08:05,772 You walk him. 164 00:08:05,774 --> 00:08:07,474 He's your dog. He doesn't like me. 165 00:08:07,476 --> 00:08:09,309 What is going on with you? 166 00:08:09,311 --> 00:08:12,012 I'm sick, Bob. 167 00:08:12,387 --> 00:08:14,114 Well, enjoy your spa day... 168 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:16,230 but if Agrajag shits on the rug, 169 00:08:16,232 --> 00:08:17,444 you're cleaning it up. 170 00:08:30,799 --> 00:08:33,600 Borobotos! 171 00:08:52,621 --> 00:08:54,354 Oh... 172 00:08:56,717 --> 00:08:57,948 Okay... 173 00:09:03,765 --> 00:09:04,830 Pidendo. 174 00:09:18,458 --> 00:09:21,419 This thing cleaned my dang clothes. 175 00:09:37,566 --> 00:09:39,499 Hey, are you... 176 00:09:41,069 --> 00:09:42,702 Did Hobbs arrest you? 177 00:09:42,704 --> 00:09:45,038 Me? No. 178 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:47,007 Maybe them, the ones inside. 179 00:09:47,009 --> 00:09:49,075 I'm just an associated figure, 180 00:09:49,077 --> 00:09:51,111 like a cousin, except not related, 181 00:09:51,113 --> 00:09:53,013 so really not like a cousin. 182 00:09:53,015 --> 00:09:54,180 I'm more of... 183 00:09:54,182 --> 00:09:57,183 I suppose I'm just kind of a... person? 184 00:09:57,185 --> 00:09:59,753 Jesus, Hobbs, what did you do? 185 00:09:59,755 --> 00:10:01,421 Hey, excuse me, I need the toilet. 186 00:10:01,423 --> 00:10:02,422 Hey! 187 00:10:02,424 --> 00:10:04,357 Oh, oh, oh, man, Tina! 188 00:10:04,359 --> 00:10:05,825 Some stuff is going on! 189 00:10:05,827 --> 00:10:07,360 Okay, whoa, calm down. 190 00:10:07,362 --> 00:10:09,429 Oh... okay, so... I got 'em inside. 191 00:10:09,431 --> 00:10:10,964 One of them is... is real grumpy. 192 00:10:10,966 --> 00:10:12,198 The other one is just real weird, 193 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:13,400 and that British guy over there, 194 00:10:13,402 --> 00:10:15,335 I don't know what the deal is, but... 195 00:10:15,337 --> 00:10:16,970 I'm telling you, he is... 196 00:10:16,972 --> 00:10:18,204 He is hilarious, Tina. 197 00:10:18,206 --> 00:10:19,906 Yeah. Right. Why is he cuffed? 198 00:10:19,908 --> 00:10:20,918 Because you are not going to believe 199 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:22,689 what they were doing when I found 'em. 200 00:10:23,578 --> 00:10:25,612 Marina Cardenas? 201 00:10:26,735 --> 00:10:29,136 Like... Cardenas Cardenas? 202 00:10:29,138 --> 00:10:30,530 I found them with her body. 203 00:10:31,386 --> 00:10:33,882 You found Marina Cardenas' body?! 204 00:10:33,884 --> 00:10:35,689 - In a car, in a tree, T! - In a tree! 205 00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:37,624 That's weird! 206 00:10:37,626 --> 00:10:39,225 Check out the address on there. 207 00:10:39,227 --> 00:10:40,860 It's for the old farmhouse that got fenced off 208 00:10:40,862 --> 00:10:42,862 and seized by the government after The '67. 209 00:10:42,864 --> 00:10:44,564 Dude, this is like, um... 210 00:10:44,566 --> 00:10:46,099 This is the biggest goddamn thing that's ever happened. 211 00:10:46,101 --> 00:10:47,834 - Aah! - Wow, it sounds 212 00:10:47,836 --> 00:10:50,270 like you guys are talking about something really... 213 00:10:50,272 --> 00:10:51,771 interesting. 214 00:10:55,510 --> 00:10:57,210 Just do it! Come on, do it already! 215 00:10:57,212 --> 00:10:58,411 I'm going to do it! 216 00:10:58,413 --> 00:11:00,280 - Stop saying that! Just do it! - Okay! 217 00:11:00,282 --> 00:11:01,815 Hey, uh, is everything okay? 218 00:11:01,817 --> 00:11:03,416 Get out of here. Can't you see we're busy? 219 00:11:03,418 --> 00:11:04,651 This is a private moment. 220 00:11:06,354 --> 00:11:09,155 Okay. Bigger visions... 221 00:11:09,157 --> 00:11:10,290 go! 222 00:11:16,798 --> 00:11:18,495 Nothing. 223 00:11:19,334 --> 00:11:21,664 We're never going to find them this way. 224 00:11:22,404 --> 00:11:23,770 I've gotten too used to this. 225 00:11:23,772 --> 00:11:26,005 The attacks don't hit as hard anymore, 226 00:11:26,007 --> 00:11:29,255 so the visions, they're smaller, they're shorter. 227 00:11:30,256 --> 00:11:31,411 They're not useful. 228 00:11:31,413 --> 00:11:33,646 I'm sorry I'm not scary enough, boss. 229 00:11:33,648 --> 00:11:35,815 I can get, like, way scarier. 230 00:11:35,817 --> 00:11:37,180 Uh... 231 00:11:37,686 --> 00:11:39,652 I could be, like... a goblin! 232 00:11:39,654 --> 00:11:41,387 You're fine. 233 00:11:41,389 --> 00:11:43,022 You're super scary. 234 00:11:43,024 --> 00:11:44,157 I just... 235 00:11:48,897 --> 00:11:50,997 You want to try something crazy? 236 00:12:09,918 --> 00:12:12,552 Portebendo wejenta. Aah! 237 00:12:26,168 --> 00:12:28,802 No freaking way. 238 00:12:30,305 --> 00:12:32,172 Ahh... 239 00:12:33,909 --> 00:12:37,510 No... freaking... way! 240 00:12:42,584 --> 00:12:45,251 Ha! 241 00:12:56,531 --> 00:12:58,039 Yep. 242 00:12:58,041 --> 00:12:59,666 Says here in the FBI report 243 00:12:59,668 --> 00:13:01,568 that you and Mr. Brotzman have been connected 244 00:13:01,570 --> 00:13:02,769 directly or indirectly 245 00:13:02,771 --> 00:13:05,138 to the deaths of two dozen individuals. 246 00:13:05,140 --> 00:13:06,773 Only one was direct, 247 00:13:06,775 --> 00:13:08,641 and that was self-defense because he was the one 248 00:13:08,643 --> 00:13:10,143 responsible for all the other deaths. 249 00:13:10,145 --> 00:13:11,845 Mm-hmm. 250 00:13:11,847 --> 00:13:14,113 Oh, and I shot a man with a sniper rifle, 251 00:13:14,115 --> 00:13:15,515 but I'm not a bad person. 252 00:13:15,517 --> 00:13:17,884 My whole life has been focused on enforcing law, 253 00:13:17,886 --> 00:13:19,919 ever since that one time I stole a Milky Way 254 00:13:19,921 --> 00:13:21,888 from the Circle K downtown when I was nine, 255 00:13:21,890 --> 00:13:23,990 but I paid for that... technically. 256 00:13:23,992 --> 00:13:26,569 It's a lot less than murder, so... 257 00:13:26,571 --> 00:13:29,596 God, why didn't I just listen to Eddie, hmm? 258 00:13:30,093 --> 00:13:31,337 Why am I such an idiot? 259 00:13:31,339 --> 00:13:33,633 Am I just destined to be this epic failure 260 00:13:33,635 --> 00:13:35,201 for the rest of my pathetic life, 261 00:13:35,203 --> 00:13:37,036 and can you please just stop sitting there, 262 00:13:37,038 --> 00:13:39,677 staring at me like I'm some kind of mental patient? 263 00:13:41,409 --> 00:13:43,688 How could you leave these pens like this?! 264 00:13:44,346 --> 00:13:46,579 I am not answering a single question 265 00:13:46,581 --> 00:13:48,854 until I get my phone call, and maybe not even then. 266 00:13:48,856 --> 00:13:50,850 I have... rights! 267 00:13:50,852 --> 00:13:52,585 Speaking of which, 268 00:13:52,587 --> 00:13:54,254 I don't seem to remember you reading me mine. 269 00:13:54,256 --> 00:13:55,722 Is this some kind of fascist thing? 270 00:13:55,724 --> 00:13:58,424 Are you Todd Brotzman from the Mexican Funeral? 271 00:14:01,229 --> 00:14:02,962 Um... 272 00:14:02,964 --> 00:14:04,197 yeah? 273 00:14:07,869 --> 00:14:09,583 You're, like... 274 00:14:09,585 --> 00:14:12,672 a god of the Seattle mid-2000 alt scene, dude. 275 00:14:13,544 --> 00:14:15,241 What, like... 276 00:14:15,243 --> 00:14:16,776 seriously? 277 00:14:16,778 --> 00:14:19,045 You're, like, a fan? 278 00:14:19,047 --> 00:14:22,348 This is the coolest day of my life. 279 00:14:24,445 --> 00:14:26,445 Oh, well, it's, like... 280 00:14:27,448 --> 00:14:29,352 no big deal. 281 00:14:29,758 --> 00:14:32,202 So he'd basically created a time loop 282 00:14:32,203 --> 00:14:34,367 by trying to avenge the loss of his own machine, 283 00:14:34,369 --> 00:14:35,537 causing a doubling effect 284 00:14:35,539 --> 00:14:36,972 where there were now two machines, 285 00:14:36,974 --> 00:14:38,004 or even three, 286 00:14:38,006 --> 00:14:40,542 or maybe even debatably four at one point in the timeline, 287 00:14:40,544 --> 00:14:41,910 and at some point in there, 288 00:14:41,912 --> 00:14:43,512 he built a steampunk suit of armor. 289 00:14:43,514 --> 00:14:45,614 This was Patrick Spring who did this? 290 00:14:45,616 --> 00:14:47,683 Or rather, Zachariah Webb as Patrick Spring 291 00:14:47,685 --> 00:14:49,685 in a final ill-fated journey into the future? 292 00:14:50,755 --> 00:14:52,221 Um, Mr. Hobbs? 293 00:14:52,223 --> 00:14:54,156 Confidentially, as a detective, 294 00:14:54,158 --> 00:14:55,858 this is easily the best interaction 295 00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:57,726 with a police officer I have ever had. 296 00:14:59,007 --> 00:15:01,263 You know, I was named after a detective. 297 00:15:01,265 --> 00:15:02,931 My name is Sherlock. 298 00:15:02,933 --> 00:15:04,433 Guess which one I was named after. 299 00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:09,394 I'm actually a holistic detective, 300 00:15:09,396 --> 00:15:10,572 to be precise, which means... 301 00:15:10,574 --> 00:15:11,573 Holistic? 302 00:15:11,575 --> 00:15:12,814 Uh, you mean, like... 303 00:15:12,816 --> 00:15:14,510 the interconnectedness of all things? 304 00:15:16,093 --> 00:15:17,792 I... 305 00:15:17,948 --> 00:15:19,815 love you? 306 00:15:22,393 --> 00:15:24,953 You can't break through the wall, Todd. 307 00:15:26,556 --> 00:15:29,525 Okay, Dirk. Time to get you back in your cell, huh? 308 00:15:34,465 --> 00:15:36,865 Thanks, Sheriff. I'll be in here if you need me. 309 00:15:36,867 --> 00:15:39,668 Ha! Yes, I believe you will. 310 00:15:39,670 --> 00:15:42,304 Okay. Just give me a minute. 311 00:15:42,306 --> 00:15:44,573 Hey, hey, don't call the... whoever they want you 312 00:15:44,575 --> 00:15:46,075 - to call, okay? - Just a minute. 313 00:15:46,077 --> 00:15:47,643 They're dangerous. This isn't what you think. 314 00:15:47,645 --> 00:15:49,611 Don't call the FBI... or whoever. 315 00:15:49,613 --> 00:15:51,847 You know, I really don't think he's going to. 316 00:15:51,849 --> 00:15:53,082 I don't know 317 00:15:53,084 --> 00:15:55,217 how you can possibly be so optimistic right now. 318 00:15:55,219 --> 00:15:57,419 How did you end up here? In Bergsberg? 319 00:15:57,421 --> 00:15:59,054 We were looking for you. 320 00:15:59,056 --> 00:16:01,890 Exactly, and here I am. So there you are. 321 00:16:01,892 --> 00:16:03,358 Everything is connected, and blah blah. 322 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:04,593 We're in jail. 323 00:16:04,595 --> 00:16:06,495 Well, we're at least kind of meant to be here. 324 00:16:06,497 --> 00:16:08,363 - It must be part of the new case. - Our new case? 325 00:16:08,365 --> 00:16:09,965 New case? No, listen, Dirk. 326 00:16:09,967 --> 00:16:11,333 I need you to help me find Amanda. 327 00:16:11,335 --> 00:16:12,634 Yes, we'll get to that, 328 00:16:12,636 --> 00:16:14,670 but first, I have to... are you ready for this? 329 00:16:15,666 --> 00:16:18,240 "find the boy." 330 00:16:18,753 --> 00:16:19,940 What boy? 331 00:16:19,942 --> 00:16:21,249 I have no idea. 332 00:16:21,251 --> 00:16:23,512 - Is it a missing persons case? - I guess so. 333 00:16:23,514 --> 00:16:24,746 - How old is he? - Don't know. 334 00:16:24,748 --> 00:16:26,682 Where did he go missing? What does he look like? 335 00:16:26,684 --> 00:16:28,050 How long has he been gone? 336 00:16:28,052 --> 00:16:29,985 All excellent questions, Farah. 337 00:16:29,987 --> 00:16:32,554 You are doing great questions right now, 338 00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:33,889 and I am hearing all of them. 339 00:16:33,891 --> 00:16:35,257 Who hired you? 340 00:16:35,259 --> 00:16:37,126 Mona Wilder was the one who mentioned it, 341 00:16:37,128 --> 00:16:38,260 but I'm not sure 342 00:16:38,262 --> 00:16:39,795 if she's actually got the means to pay us... 343 00:16:39,797 --> 00:16:41,396 Who is Mona Wilder?! 344 00:16:42,733 --> 00:16:45,667 She's a Blackwing subject I hadn't seen in 15 years, 345 00:16:45,669 --> 00:16:47,369 and Todd, with that kind of attitude, 346 00:16:47,371 --> 00:16:48,904 I'm demoting you back to assistant. 347 00:16:48,906 --> 00:16:50,005 I... No, no. 348 00:16:50,007 --> 00:16:51,273 But... 349 00:16:54,278 --> 00:16:56,211 How did I forget how annoying you are? 350 00:17:06,390 --> 00:17:08,824 - So what now, boss? - I saw a train my my vision. 351 00:17:08,826 --> 00:17:10,359 Okay. 352 00:17:14,698 --> 00:17:16,031 Uh... 353 00:17:16,033 --> 00:17:17,699 Hey, maybe we should, uh... 354 00:17:17,701 --> 00:17:19,234 not do this? 355 00:17:19,236 --> 00:17:20,402 And we can go back to the car 356 00:17:20,404 --> 00:17:22,271 and, like, listen to, uh, music? 357 00:17:22,273 --> 00:17:23,372 Hey, Vogel? 358 00:17:23,374 --> 00:17:24,773 Be chill, okay? Okay. 359 00:17:24,775 --> 00:17:27,142 I know that this is crazy, and you're scared, 360 00:17:27,144 --> 00:17:28,911 but every vision has led us to the next, 361 00:17:28,913 --> 00:17:30,512 and that's all led us to this, okay? 362 00:17:31,649 --> 00:17:33,348 Okay, yeah, but maybe... 363 00:17:40,224 --> 00:17:44,726 Todd, the cartoon method of escape... 364 00:17:44,728 --> 00:17:46,365 is that working out well for you, 365 00:17:46,367 --> 00:17:47,498 is what I'm asking? 366 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:50,265 Look, I know you're calm, but I'm not. 367 00:17:50,267 --> 00:17:51,967 I'm out of my medication, we're under arrest... 368 00:17:51,969 --> 00:17:53,402 This may look dire, 369 00:17:53,404 --> 00:17:55,404 but I promise you, everything will work out, 370 00:17:55,406 --> 00:17:56,738 just like it did last time. 371 00:17:56,740 --> 00:17:58,774 Last time? Seriously? 372 00:17:58,776 --> 00:18:00,209 Last time, you ended up getting kidnapped. 373 00:18:00,211 --> 00:18:02,044 Farah got all of her bank accounts frozen. 374 00:18:02,046 --> 00:18:03,612 We're all on the run from the FBI. 375 00:18:03,614 --> 00:18:05,247 Yes, but... 376 00:18:05,249 --> 00:18:07,316 I'm sorry, did you say "out of medication"? 377 00:18:07,318 --> 00:18:08,821 Out of medication for what? 378 00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:11,620 Out of medication for what, Todd? 379 00:18:17,761 --> 00:18:18,961 Pararibulitis. 380 00:18:19,582 --> 00:18:22,631 I had my first attack the day you were taken. 381 00:18:22,633 --> 00:18:23,966 Wh-Wh... 382 00:18:23,968 --> 00:18:25,667 Listen, I know things haven't been easy for you, Dirk, 383 00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:26,964 but this is... 384 00:18:28,072 --> 00:18:29,104 When I first met you, 385 00:18:29,106 --> 00:18:31,340 you said the universe would reward us. 386 00:18:31,342 --> 00:18:33,209 Instead, we've all just been... 387 00:18:34,137 --> 00:18:35,503 punished. 388 00:18:36,947 --> 00:18:39,114 These things aren't always what they seem, Todd. 389 00:18:39,602 --> 00:18:42,484 It may not always be easy or smooth, 390 00:18:42,486 --> 00:18:46,455 but somehow it all works out in the end... 391 00:18:46,776 --> 00:18:48,457 and if it doesn't, you're dead, so... 392 00:18:48,459 --> 00:18:50,892 You won't die though, actually, sorry. 393 00:18:50,894 --> 00:18:53,428 You, you are going to be okay. 394 00:18:53,430 --> 00:18:55,731 We are going to find your sister and the boy, 395 00:18:55,733 --> 00:18:57,466 and probably we're going to find absolutely anything 396 00:18:57,468 --> 00:18:58,834 if we look hard enough. 397 00:18:58,836 --> 00:19:01,203 We're never getting out of here. 398 00:19:01,205 --> 00:19:03,512 We're letting you guys out of here. 399 00:19:06,510 --> 00:19:08,010 Yep. 400 00:19:11,682 --> 00:19:13,282 Yeah, it's a little windy out there, Dirk, 401 00:19:13,284 --> 00:19:15,284 - so I brought you a jacket. - Aw. 402 00:19:15,286 --> 00:19:17,214 I'm sorry, what? You're taking us somewhere? 403 00:19:17,216 --> 00:19:19,121 Why exactly are you dressed like an astronaut, anyway? 404 00:19:19,123 --> 00:19:23,058 I was in a government prison for psychics. 405 00:19:23,939 --> 00:19:24,860 That is... 406 00:19:24,862 --> 00:19:26,857 That is so dang cool. 407 00:19:27,153 --> 00:19:28,897 I'm Sheriff Sherlock Hobbs, 408 00:19:28,899 --> 00:19:30,832 and this is my deputy, Tina Tevetino. 409 00:19:32,002 --> 00:19:33,068 Five days sober! Sort of. 410 00:19:33,070 --> 00:19:35,237 And you guys are coming out with us. 411 00:19:35,239 --> 00:19:37,205 - You're just letting us go? - Yeah, basically. 412 00:19:37,207 --> 00:19:39,041 Oh, no, no. No, no, no. No, sir. No, heck no. 413 00:19:39,043 --> 00:19:41,038 No, no, no, no. You are... 414 00:19:41,378 --> 00:19:43,812 We are temporarily not reporting you 415 00:19:43,814 --> 00:19:45,213 for temporary assistance on an open investigation 416 00:19:45,215 --> 00:19:47,149 due to lack of current criminal activity 417 00:19:47,151 --> 00:19:48,383 in the vicinity, 418 00:19:48,385 --> 00:19:50,185 and in the interim, you'll be assisting us. 419 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:52,054 You're helping us 'cause you're bored? 420 00:19:52,056 --> 00:19:53,755 - Yes, bingo! - No. No, Tina, would you... No. 421 00:19:53,757 --> 00:19:55,624 And the dead woman you found was actually part of a couple. 422 00:19:55,626 --> 00:19:58,193 They've both been missing for the past 50 years. 423 00:19:58,195 --> 00:19:59,394 The address on the license 424 00:19:59,396 --> 00:20:01,029 made it seem like it might be her house, 425 00:20:01,031 --> 00:20:03,198 so we were thinking we'd go poke around with you folks... 426 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,433 maybe do a holistic. 427 00:20:04,435 --> 00:20:06,401 - "Poke around?" - "Do a holistic?" 428 00:20:06,403 --> 00:20:08,670 Am I... in heaven? 429 00:20:08,672 --> 00:20:09,771 All right, out the door. 430 00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:10,972 Here we go, there we go. Let's get moving. 431 00:20:10,974 --> 00:20:12,074 You... 432 00:20:12,076 --> 00:20:13,508 You are terrible police officers. 433 00:20:13,510 --> 00:20:15,077 - Mm-hmm. - What you're doing is illegal. 434 00:20:15,079 --> 00:20:16,745 - Yeah, probably. - Now, listen, Brotzman. 435 00:20:16,747 --> 00:20:19,348 Real quick, see, Mustard, that's my orange tabby... 436 00:20:19,350 --> 00:20:20,749 full of personality, loves rap, 437 00:20:20,751 --> 00:20:22,250 can't blame her... she's an epileptic, 438 00:20:22,252 --> 00:20:23,752 and she takes these pills, Promadivan, 439 00:20:23,754 --> 00:20:25,420 much like the ones you dropped yesterday. 440 00:20:25,422 --> 00:20:27,656 Now, it's a lower dosage, so you might need to take two, three. 441 00:20:27,658 --> 00:20:29,558 I don't know, but I figure these could help you out. 442 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:31,293 - Seriously? - Yeah. 443 00:20:31,295 --> 00:20:32,994 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 444 00:20:32,996 --> 00:20:34,425 Let's go. 445 00:20:35,833 --> 00:20:38,533 What a weird coincidence 446 00:20:38,535 --> 00:20:41,069 that Sheriff Hobbs would just happen to have a cat 447 00:20:41,071 --> 00:20:43,138 that would just happen to have the medication 448 00:20:43,140 --> 00:20:45,741 that you just happen to need, Todd. 449 00:20:45,743 --> 00:20:47,075 I think these people are crazy. 450 00:20:47,077 --> 00:20:49,231 Yes, I'm a bit worried about that. 451 00:20:52,082 --> 00:20:54,116 Aah! 452 00:20:58,389 --> 00:21:00,288 Oh, wow! 453 00:21:00,290 --> 00:21:01,656 It worked! 454 00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:08,630 Closer. 455 00:21:08,632 --> 00:21:10,832 Closer now, closer now... 456 00:21:10,834 --> 00:21:12,801 to your purpose. 457 00:21:12,803 --> 00:21:14,569 Leave. 458 00:21:14,571 --> 00:21:17,139 Boss? You okay? 459 00:21:17,141 --> 00:21:18,807 Say something! 460 00:21:20,544 --> 00:21:22,444 I know where to go. 461 00:21:32,395 --> 00:21:34,561 Pepdida tupedo. 462 00:21:36,794 --> 00:21:41,797 Bibini wosula ephrajio. 463 00:21:45,229 --> 00:21:48,497 Tomalu ephrajio. 464 00:21:54,678 --> 00:21:56,511 Mom? 465 00:21:56,513 --> 00:21:58,046 Mom? 466 00:21:58,048 --> 00:21:59,981 Don't come in! I'm sick. 467 00:21:59,983 --> 00:22:01,650 I don't want you to catch anything. 468 00:22:01,652 --> 00:22:03,351 I stayed home from work. 469 00:22:03,353 --> 00:22:04,453 Okay, who cares? 470 00:22:04,455 --> 00:22:06,288 Where'd you put my goddamn car keys? 471 00:22:06,290 --> 00:22:07,622 I didn't touch them, 472 00:22:07,624 --> 00:22:09,224 but I'm sure they're in the front pocket 473 00:22:09,226 --> 00:22:11,057 of whatever jeans you wore yesterday, 474 00:22:11,059 --> 00:22:13,228 which are probably on the floor in your bathroom. 475 00:22:13,230 --> 00:22:14,596 What do you think I am, an idiot? 476 00:22:14,598 --> 00:22:16,031 Well, I don't know, Scott. 477 00:22:16,033 --> 00:22:18,066 Why don't you check your jeans? Then I won't have 478 00:22:18,068 --> 00:22:19,935 to think you're an idiot, 'cause I'll know. 479 00:22:22,473 --> 00:22:24,105 Whatever! You got lucky! 480 00:22:24,107 --> 00:22:26,475 I'm going out! I'll be home late! 481 00:22:26,477 --> 00:22:28,910 Scott, I, uh... I'm... 482 00:22:28,912 --> 00:22:30,879 I'm sorry I was rude. 483 00:22:32,249 --> 00:22:34,749 Hon? 484 00:22:45,262 --> 00:22:48,530 How much do you know about Dirk Gently? 485 00:22:49,185 --> 00:22:53,101 You know you don't have to wear that thing, right? 486 00:22:53,103 --> 00:22:54,870 I'm not diseased. 487 00:22:59,643 --> 00:23:01,610 Thank you. 488 00:23:06,617 --> 00:23:08,016 Ow! 489 00:23:08,018 --> 00:23:09,084 Why?! 490 00:23:09,086 --> 00:23:11,720 Oh, sorry. I forgot that button did that. 491 00:23:11,722 --> 00:23:13,834 How much do you know about Dirk Gently? 492 00:23:15,392 --> 00:23:17,859 I met him... once. 493 00:23:17,861 --> 00:23:21,062 Can Dirk teleport from, like, place to place? 494 00:23:21,064 --> 00:23:23,365 And... And what's the range on something like that? 495 00:23:24,762 --> 00:23:26,001 The range? 496 00:23:26,003 --> 00:23:28,136 On teleportation? 497 00:23:28,658 --> 00:23:29,991 Look, I, uh... 498 00:23:30,574 --> 00:23:32,340 Don't shock me. Do not. 499 00:23:34,311 --> 00:23:36,878 Did you have Dirk captured and then lose him somehow? 500 00:23:38,067 --> 00:23:40,646 Oh, great, if I say no... 501 00:23:40,648 --> 00:23:42,528 And you're coming to me again to ask what to do? 502 00:23:43,325 --> 00:23:45,053 Who was I supposed to go to? 503 00:23:45,055 --> 00:23:48,123 The guy in the coma? The punk rock vampires? 504 00:23:48,125 --> 00:23:49,824 The government? 505 00:23:49,826 --> 00:23:51,760 You're, like, the only reasonable person. 506 00:23:54,043 --> 00:23:57,711 Listen, you're a nice guy... kind of. 507 00:23:58,235 --> 00:24:02,504 I wouldn't want to see you, you know... 508 00:24:02,506 --> 00:24:03,916 lose your job 509 00:24:03,918 --> 00:24:06,841 for, you know, losing a prisoner. 510 00:24:06,843 --> 00:24:09,311 So I'm willing to make a deal. 511 00:24:09,313 --> 00:24:10,579 What do you mean? 512 00:24:10,581 --> 00:24:13,615 I'd be willing to use my... expertise in the area 513 00:24:13,617 --> 00:24:14,916 to help you find Dirk, 514 00:24:14,918 --> 00:24:19,354 if you'd agree to some kind of quid pro quo. 515 00:24:19,356 --> 00:24:21,523 Dude, I don't speak Spanish. 516 00:24:21,525 --> 00:24:22,691 Right. 517 00:24:23,961 --> 00:24:26,428 Look, if you want somebody to help you, okay, 518 00:24:26,430 --> 00:24:27,896 you start by helping them. 519 00:24:27,898 --> 00:24:29,130 For instance, 520 00:24:29,618 --> 00:24:31,499 you can start by letting me out of this taxi. 521 00:24:31,501 --> 00:24:33,101 Dude, 522 00:24:33,103 --> 00:24:35,382 you're just... you're nailing it right now. 523 00:24:35,384 --> 00:24:36,508 You're nailing it. 524 00:24:36,510 --> 00:24:38,286 - Yeah, finally. - Good talk. 525 00:24:38,288 --> 00:24:39,841 Yes! Yeah... no! 526 00:24:39,843 --> 00:24:41,810 Wait! Wait! Wait! 527 00:24:46,183 --> 00:24:47,816 Been wanting to do this 528 00:24:47,818 --> 00:24:50,819 since the first time I saw the dang place. 529 00:25:08,038 --> 00:25:10,338 And you said you people were here already? 530 00:25:10,340 --> 00:25:12,040 That's right. But it was all locked up. 531 00:25:15,463 --> 00:25:16,507 Look at the door. 532 00:25:16,509 --> 00:25:17,545 What the hell? 533 00:25:17,547 --> 00:25:19,080 We didn't do that. 534 00:25:23,963 --> 00:25:28,256 This looks like it was opened from the inside. 535 00:25:28,258 --> 00:25:31,292 One set of footprints, wet from the rain. 536 00:25:31,294 --> 00:25:33,328 This must've happened in the last 12 hours. 537 00:25:33,330 --> 00:25:35,563 So you're saying they could still be in there? 538 00:25:35,565 --> 00:25:36,931 Dirk, where... 539 00:25:36,933 --> 00:25:38,433 Maybe we should look over here. 540 00:25:39,736 --> 00:25:42,337 Is he being, like, holistic, 541 00:25:42,339 --> 00:25:44,205 or just rude, 542 00:25:44,207 --> 00:25:45,874 or just, like... dumb? 543 00:25:45,876 --> 00:25:49,044 - Mixed bag. - Tina? 544 00:25:49,046 --> 00:25:50,679 - Go. - Got it. 545 00:25:52,049 --> 00:25:54,082 Okay, looks like it's just the two of us. 546 00:25:54,084 --> 00:25:55,150 Let's go in there and take a look. 547 00:25:55,152 --> 00:25:56,384 Take one of these. 548 00:25:56,386 --> 00:25:58,253 Why do you have two flashlights? 549 00:25:58,255 --> 00:25:59,621 They said I couldn't carry two guns, 550 00:25:59,623 --> 00:26:01,389 and the dang belt has about four extra slots, 551 00:26:01,391 --> 00:26:03,224 so it's one of those "why not?" type of situations. 552 00:26:03,226 --> 00:26:04,826 Got it. 553 00:26:21,311 --> 00:26:23,645 Looks like there was a fire in here. 554 00:26:23,647 --> 00:26:25,480 Hmm, no, no... 555 00:26:25,482 --> 00:26:26,948 No, those burn marks happened all over town 556 00:26:26,950 --> 00:26:29,571 after the power surge back in The '67. 557 00:26:30,020 --> 00:26:31,686 What's The '67? 558 00:26:31,688 --> 00:26:34,744 Well, Ms. Black, back in 1967, 559 00:26:34,746 --> 00:26:37,025 there was an electrical pulse that ruined the power grid 560 00:26:37,027 --> 00:26:39,661 and fried electronics for miles around Bergsberg. 561 00:26:39,663 --> 00:26:43,031 Crops died. Farms failed. Most everybody left town. 562 00:26:43,033 --> 00:26:44,532 That Marina, 563 00:26:44,534 --> 00:26:47,168 the woman that you found out there in the dang tree, 564 00:26:47,170 --> 00:26:48,803 and her husband, Hector, 565 00:26:48,805 --> 00:26:50,926 they went missing days beforehand. 566 00:26:52,142 --> 00:26:54,430 Guess this was their place. 567 00:26:55,312 --> 00:26:57,579 I always just knew them as a name on the motel. 568 00:26:57,581 --> 00:26:59,180 Does this have anything to do 569 00:26:59,182 --> 00:27:00,744 with that boat in the middle of that field? 570 00:27:00,746 --> 00:27:02,183 Oh, The Infant, Male, Pollock, Francis? 571 00:27:02,185 --> 00:27:03,184 No, no, no. 572 00:27:03,186 --> 00:27:04,819 That'd been there for at least ten years 573 00:27:04,821 --> 00:27:06,921 before The '67 even happened, 574 00:27:06,923 --> 00:27:08,790 but no one knows where that came from either. 575 00:27:11,192 --> 00:27:12,460 Okay, this is weird. 576 00:27:13,597 --> 00:27:14,929 You know, all the other phone jacks 577 00:27:14,931 --> 00:27:16,064 have been ripped clean out, 578 00:27:16,066 --> 00:27:17,432 but this one's still here. 579 00:27:21,505 --> 00:27:23,104 Nope, nothing. 580 00:27:24,908 --> 00:27:27,504 Someone cleared out this whole place. 581 00:27:28,111 --> 00:27:30,378 Why would they leave one phone? 582 00:27:32,135 --> 00:27:33,167 Hobbs... 583 00:27:34,284 --> 00:27:35,550 More footprints. 584 00:27:35,552 --> 00:27:37,585 Over here. 585 00:27:38,195 --> 00:27:40,488 What have you got there? 586 00:27:49,112 --> 00:27:50,265 Huh... 587 00:27:52,969 --> 00:27:55,559 Could belong to the fella broke open the door. 588 00:27:55,948 --> 00:27:57,972 How did he appear in the middle of the room? 589 00:27:57,974 --> 00:27:59,507 Yeah... 590 00:28:03,914 --> 00:28:06,247 So, I read in your report 591 00:28:06,249 --> 00:28:07,889 that you're trained in this kind of stuff. 592 00:28:08,351 --> 00:28:10,652 How come you never became a... 593 00:28:10,654 --> 00:28:12,883 you know, a something? 594 00:28:13,590 --> 00:28:15,824 My whole family's in law enforcement, 595 00:28:15,826 --> 00:28:17,387 except me. 596 00:28:17,761 --> 00:28:19,661 It just kind of worked out that way. 597 00:28:19,663 --> 00:28:20,995 Shit, really? 598 00:28:20,997 --> 00:28:22,497 Mine, too. 599 00:28:22,499 --> 00:28:24,098 I feel like I could never live up 600 00:28:24,100 --> 00:28:25,433 to their expectations, though, you know. 601 00:28:25,435 --> 00:28:27,836 Bah, probably sound dumb to you. 602 00:28:27,838 --> 00:28:29,938 Doesn't sound dumb. 603 00:28:37,647 --> 00:28:39,409 Ms. Black? 604 00:28:40,494 --> 00:28:42,884 Yeah, I... I thought I heard something. 605 00:28:51,027 --> 00:28:53,127 Spodeekadak. 606 00:29:17,153 --> 00:29:19,187 Ah! Ha! 607 00:29:29,499 --> 00:29:30,632 Ah! 608 00:29:30,634 --> 00:29:32,634 That means something, right? 609 00:29:32,636 --> 00:29:34,235 I'm right, right, and Farah's wrong? 610 00:29:34,237 --> 00:29:36,037 There's something here. 611 00:29:36,039 --> 00:29:38,006 It's a circle, Todd. 612 00:29:38,008 --> 00:29:40,508 Exactly, but, it's, like, wet, right? 613 00:29:40,510 --> 00:29:41,809 That means something? 614 00:29:41,811 --> 00:29:43,411 Yes, for fans of wet circles, 615 00:29:43,413 --> 00:29:45,113 I suppose it's very exciting. 616 00:29:49,386 --> 00:29:51,853 So, how is this leading him to find a boy? 617 00:29:51,855 --> 00:29:53,688 That's what he wants, right? 618 00:29:53,690 --> 00:29:55,924 If Dirk's doing it, it's leading him somewhere. 619 00:29:55,926 --> 00:29:57,659 So, basically, he ignores whatever you say 620 00:29:57,661 --> 00:29:59,594 and then does some random shit for no reason? 621 00:29:59,596 --> 00:30:02,063 Yeah, that kind of sums it up. 622 00:30:02,065 --> 00:30:03,898 You blew up your life for this? 623 00:30:03,900 --> 00:30:07,035 Hey! There's something up here. 624 00:30:07,037 --> 00:30:09,037 Dirk, how did you get up there? 625 00:30:09,039 --> 00:30:10,562 I climbed the thing. 626 00:30:11,641 --> 00:30:14,342 So... So what about you and Farah? 627 00:30:14,344 --> 00:30:16,010 You've been on the road for a while. 628 00:30:16,012 --> 00:30:18,112 I wouldn't have put you two together. 629 00:30:18,114 --> 00:30:19,176 We're... 630 00:30:19,816 --> 00:30:20,915 We've gotten close. 631 00:30:21,428 --> 00:30:23,685 On the run. 632 00:30:23,687 --> 00:30:25,620 So hot. 633 00:30:25,622 --> 00:30:27,188 Bonnie and Clyde. 634 00:30:27,190 --> 00:30:28,723 Oh, was she your Yoko, 635 00:30:28,725 --> 00:30:31,059 or is that, like, Dirk? 636 00:30:31,061 --> 00:30:33,221 Like, was that the reason why Mexican Funeral broke up? 637 00:30:33,857 --> 00:30:35,096 No. 638 00:30:35,098 --> 00:30:38,800 I was my own Yoko long before these people ever showed up. 639 00:30:47,110 --> 00:30:48,543 Ah! 640 00:30:52,716 --> 00:30:54,148 Raise 'em. 641 00:31:09,648 --> 00:31:11,239 Shock them awake. 642 00:31:12,669 --> 00:31:15,236 - Welcome home! - I come awake in a scary way! 643 00:31:15,238 --> 00:31:16,504 What a rush. 644 00:31:16,506 --> 00:31:18,072 You guys were here the whole time? 645 00:31:18,074 --> 00:31:20,008 - I knew I smelled something. - We're hanging from the ceiling. 646 00:31:20,010 --> 00:31:21,943 - Sure got awful lonely down there. - I was just asleep. 647 00:31:21,945 --> 00:31:23,511 - That whole time? - I'm a tired guy. 648 00:31:23,513 --> 00:31:25,813 - Hey... - I sure am happy to see you guys! 649 00:31:25,815 --> 00:31:27,849 Yeah, this is great! Ha! 650 00:31:27,851 --> 00:31:29,317 - No, it isn't. - Not great. 651 00:31:29,319 --> 00:31:31,052 Actually, I do not like it. 652 00:31:31,054 --> 00:31:33,221 Okay, send two of them back down and gas them out. 653 00:31:33,223 --> 00:31:34,756 I only need to talk to one. 654 00:31:34,758 --> 00:31:35,923 Which one, sir? 655 00:31:35,925 --> 00:31:37,492 The one that talks normal! 656 00:31:37,494 --> 00:31:39,260 Aw, shit, that isn't is me. 657 00:31:39,262 --> 00:31:40,428 I talk good! 658 00:31:40,430 --> 00:31:42,196 Back in the hole! 659 00:31:42,198 --> 00:31:43,331 Hello... 660 00:31:43,333 --> 00:31:45,166 It's okay! 661 00:31:45,168 --> 00:31:47,802 Martin. I'm Supervisor Friedkin. 662 00:31:47,804 --> 00:31:50,142 You don't think I remember you, boy? 663 00:31:51,041 --> 00:31:52,874 You and I have an appointment. 664 00:31:52,876 --> 00:31:54,108 Uh... 665 00:31:54,110 --> 00:31:57,145 You know we eat neurological energy, right? 666 00:31:57,147 --> 00:31:59,547 You know we can smell fear? 667 00:31:59,549 --> 00:32:01,215 Okay, you listen to me... 668 00:32:01,217 --> 00:32:02,717 Now, I don't know if you've got a better idea 669 00:32:02,719 --> 00:32:04,152 than just keep us locked up in this floor, 670 00:32:04,154 --> 00:32:06,287 but taking me out was a bonzo bad idea. 671 00:32:06,289 --> 00:32:07,655 I wanted to ask for your help. 672 00:32:07,657 --> 00:32:10,124 You know, when we feed off other weirdos like us, 673 00:32:10,126 --> 00:32:12,493 it don't hurt 'em, but normal people? 674 00:32:12,495 --> 00:32:14,562 It can go very, very wrong. 675 00:32:14,564 --> 00:32:17,065 I need you to find Dirk Gently. 676 00:32:17,067 --> 00:32:19,700 You guys can find him wherever he is, right? 677 00:32:19,702 --> 00:32:22,003 You were, like, living off of him or whatever? 678 00:32:22,005 --> 00:32:25,073 And I'll get you better living quarters, 679 00:32:25,075 --> 00:32:27,975 or I could get you something to eat somehow, or... 680 00:32:27,977 --> 00:32:30,978 You... want my help? 681 00:32:30,980 --> 00:32:33,314 - Yes. - Well, you're off to an A-plus start. 682 00:32:33,316 --> 00:32:35,683 You just brought me something to eat. 683 00:32:35,685 --> 00:32:36,884 What? 684 00:32:47,597 --> 00:32:48,863 Argh! 685 00:32:52,769 --> 00:32:55,069 You asked for Mr. Priest? 686 00:33:02,612 --> 00:33:03,911 Okay, this is a good spot. 687 00:33:03,913 --> 00:33:05,379 Cool. 688 00:33:16,226 --> 00:33:18,893 Holy shit. That's bananas. 689 00:33:24,968 --> 00:33:26,400 Give, give, give, give. 690 00:33:33,209 --> 00:33:34,909 Ha! 691 00:33:34,911 --> 00:33:36,944 Do you know how it works? 692 00:33:36,946 --> 00:33:39,147 Yes, you point it, and you pull this trigger here... 693 00:33:39,149 --> 00:33:41,082 Give it back. Right. 694 00:33:48,057 --> 00:33:49,457 Hey, uh... 695 00:33:49,459 --> 00:33:51,559 Todd Brotzman? 696 00:33:51,561 --> 00:33:52,927 I'm freaking out. 697 00:33:52,929 --> 00:33:54,929 I mean, I'm really losing my shit right now. 698 00:33:54,931 --> 00:33:57,231 Well, this is only my second case, 699 00:33:57,233 --> 00:33:58,966 but it'll probably get a lot weirder than this. 700 00:33:58,968 --> 00:34:00,234 It can't get weirder than this. 701 00:34:00,236 --> 00:34:04,372 Excuse, but there's a person in this tree. 702 00:34:09,598 --> 00:34:10,598 Yeah, these are fingers. 703 00:34:11,038 --> 00:34:13,210 This little bit of hair on the middle knuckle 704 00:34:13,235 --> 00:34:14,609 means this finger 705 00:34:14,636 --> 00:34:16,236 is connected to an adult male. 706 00:34:16,304 --> 00:34:19,635 As to how that man got preserved and mummified inside a tree... 707 00:34:19,637 --> 00:34:22,805 Is it possible he ate some tree seeds, 708 00:34:22,807 --> 00:34:24,966 or a baby tree, 709 00:34:25,007 --> 00:34:26,640 then developed a stomach ache, 710 00:34:26,642 --> 00:34:27,874 went to sleep here, and... 711 00:34:27,876 --> 00:34:29,076 Nope. 712 00:34:29,078 --> 00:34:30,644 This could be the missing husband, Hector Cardenas. 713 00:34:30,646 --> 00:34:33,680 So say we found the couple who lived here. 714 00:34:33,682 --> 00:34:35,015 What about their child? 715 00:34:35,017 --> 00:34:36,416 Who said anything about a child? 716 00:34:36,418 --> 00:34:37,907 There was nothing about a kid in the file. 717 00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:40,835 In the house, I saw scratch marks on a doorframe, 718 00:34:40,837 --> 00:34:42,554 like marking out someone's height as they grow, 719 00:34:42,556 --> 00:34:43,924 like you would do with a child. 720 00:34:43,926 --> 00:34:46,382 Yes, of course! 721 00:34:46,384 --> 00:34:48,674 Argh! It's so obvious! 722 00:34:48,675 --> 00:34:50,441 The Cardenases had a child, 723 00:34:50,443 --> 00:34:53,144 and that child could have been a boy! 724 00:34:53,146 --> 00:34:54,312 The boy. 725 00:34:54,314 --> 00:34:55,980 "Find the boy." 726 00:34:55,982 --> 00:34:57,615 Ha! Solved it! 727 00:34:57,617 --> 00:34:58,716 Oh! Oh! 728 00:35:01,187 --> 00:35:03,087 Did you solve anything, though? 729 00:35:03,089 --> 00:35:04,489 - No. - Not even kind of. 730 00:35:04,491 --> 00:35:06,657 Just let me have this moment. 731 00:35:10,930 --> 00:35:11,962 Okay. 732 00:35:18,138 --> 00:35:19,170 Gah! 733 00:35:21,728 --> 00:35:23,474 I mean... 734 00:35:23,476 --> 00:35:24,842 oh. 735 00:35:25,979 --> 00:35:28,312 Hello, Mr. Priest. 736 00:35:30,984 --> 00:35:32,316 I'm glad you're here. 737 00:35:32,864 --> 00:35:34,785 Thanks for stepping in there. 738 00:35:34,787 --> 00:35:36,487 You can't get that close to Project Incubus 739 00:35:36,489 --> 00:35:38,389 without stunning them... 740 00:35:39,893 --> 00:35:41,959 especially if you're going to starve them out. 741 00:35:41,961 --> 00:35:44,347 I don't mean to be starving them. 742 00:35:44,349 --> 00:35:45,514 Well, then find some people 743 00:35:45,516 --> 00:35:47,712 to let them drain the life out of. 744 00:35:48,067 --> 00:35:50,001 What... you mean, like... 745 00:35:50,003 --> 00:35:51,068 sacrifices? 746 00:35:51,070 --> 00:35:52,170 Yes. 747 00:35:52,172 --> 00:35:53,804 I c... I can't do that. 748 00:35:53,806 --> 00:35:57,475 I can't let anyone experience what just happened to me. 749 00:35:57,477 --> 00:35:59,410 Then you're soft. 750 00:35:59,412 --> 00:36:01,768 I've been doing this a long time. 751 00:36:02,355 --> 00:36:04,354 Soft guys melt. 752 00:36:05,298 --> 00:36:08,817 I help people get got and gotten absolutely. 753 00:36:09,422 --> 00:36:12,256 I brought in 30 of the 42 Blackwing subjects 754 00:36:12,258 --> 00:36:14,489 from the old project. 755 00:36:14,827 --> 00:36:16,093 Ooh. 756 00:36:16,095 --> 00:36:17,428 Most fun I've ever had. 757 00:36:18,932 --> 00:36:20,097 G-Good. 758 00:36:20,099 --> 00:36:21,199 Which begs the question, 759 00:36:21,201 --> 00:36:22,761 why'd you only think to call me in now? 760 00:36:23,582 --> 00:36:26,537 I was told that there were violations of protocol. 761 00:36:28,141 --> 00:36:29,713 You know... 762 00:36:29,976 --> 00:36:31,242 you may not be aware, 763 00:36:31,244 --> 00:36:33,377 but they call me in for violations, 764 00:36:33,379 --> 00:36:34,779 not protocol. 765 00:36:34,781 --> 00:36:36,681 Yeah, if my name is in the logbook, 766 00:36:36,683 --> 00:36:38,716 then ethics is not a priority. 767 00:36:39,180 --> 00:36:41,118 I'm a... 768 00:36:42,309 --> 00:36:43,685 Listen. 769 00:36:44,891 --> 00:36:46,557 I'm a very bad person. 770 00:36:47,355 --> 00:36:49,260 I'm a scary monster. 771 00:36:49,566 --> 00:36:50,595 I'm a... 772 00:36:50,597 --> 00:36:52,096 I'm... 773 00:36:52,098 --> 00:36:55,066 I'm no good, Hugo. I'm troubled. 774 00:36:55,780 --> 00:36:58,069 Now, Project Icarus is gone. 775 00:36:58,071 --> 00:36:59,937 Project Incubus is dying. 776 00:36:59,939 --> 00:37:01,672 You got three normal civilians 777 00:37:01,674 --> 00:37:03,241 that have thus far gone uncaptured. 778 00:37:03,243 --> 00:37:04,542 You are living in a world 779 00:37:04,544 --> 00:37:07,211 full of empty rooms that need filling. 780 00:37:07,213 --> 00:37:08,446 Someone up high somewhere, 781 00:37:08,448 --> 00:37:10,381 they're going to see this is out of control, 782 00:37:10,383 --> 00:37:12,383 and you are going to be embarrassed, 783 00:37:12,385 --> 00:37:14,719 and you are going to be replaced. 784 00:37:15,300 --> 00:37:18,720 But I can give you a win. 785 00:37:24,631 --> 00:37:26,931 A rash of assaults and sightings. 786 00:37:26,933 --> 00:37:29,700 Incubus Number Four and the Brotzman girl, 787 00:37:29,702 --> 00:37:30,901 the one who embarrassed you. 788 00:37:31,566 --> 00:37:32,803 I can get them. 789 00:37:32,805 --> 00:37:35,273 You've just had this information? 790 00:37:35,275 --> 00:37:37,441 So have you, if you read the reports, 791 00:37:37,443 --> 00:37:39,143 but you don't, do you? 792 00:37:39,145 --> 00:37:41,445 I like that in a leader. 793 00:37:41,447 --> 00:37:44,282 I like a guy who doesn't sweat the details. 794 00:37:46,492 --> 00:37:49,760 So, you can, like, find these people? 795 00:37:49,889 --> 00:37:52,223 I'm just a gun, Friedkin. 796 00:37:52,225 --> 00:37:54,105 I don't do anything unless you pull the trigger. 797 00:38:31,864 --> 00:38:34,031 Suzie? 798 00:38:35,835 --> 00:38:37,068 Suze? 799 00:38:38,905 --> 00:38:41,005 You still sick? 800 00:38:47,547 --> 00:38:49,936 I'm feeling much better, thanks. 801 00:38:50,950 --> 00:38:52,397 Good. 802 00:38:53,219 --> 00:38:55,086 You notice anything different? 803 00:38:55,819 --> 00:38:57,088 You cleaned up a bit? 804 00:38:58,378 --> 00:38:59,390 Hey, I'm going to need your help 805 00:38:59,392 --> 00:39:00,858 down at the motel tomorrow. 806 00:39:00,860 --> 00:39:03,427 All those music show people coming to town. 807 00:39:03,429 --> 00:39:05,000 You don't notice anything else? 808 00:39:05,002 --> 00:39:06,098 New makeup? 809 00:39:06,100 --> 00:39:07,164 Makeup? 810 00:39:07,166 --> 00:39:09,033 - Haircut? - Haircut? 811 00:39:09,748 --> 00:39:11,001 How much did all that cost? 812 00:39:11,003 --> 00:39:12,292 Bob... 813 00:39:12,739 --> 00:39:14,544 I look amazing. 814 00:39:15,295 --> 00:39:17,074 Say something about it. 815 00:39:18,711 --> 00:39:20,378 Suzie... 816 00:39:20,380 --> 00:39:21,812 ever since the accident, 817 00:39:22,635 --> 00:39:23,881 you have been up and down, 818 00:39:23,883 --> 00:39:25,015 up and down. 819 00:39:25,017 --> 00:39:26,717 I don't know what you did to yourself, 820 00:39:26,719 --> 00:39:29,320 who you hired, or how much it cost, 821 00:39:29,322 --> 00:39:31,355 but none of it is going to fix what happened. 822 00:39:31,357 --> 00:39:34,258 We're not talking about that. We're talking about me. 823 00:39:34,260 --> 00:39:36,193 Well, maybe we should talk about it. 824 00:39:36,195 --> 00:39:38,429 It's like you're on some kind of... 825 00:39:38,431 --> 00:39:41,799 niceness self-improvement kick... 826 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:43,768 but you're still the same you. 827 00:39:44,115 --> 00:39:46,003 You don't fool me, Suze. 828 00:39:46,005 --> 00:39:48,205 You may seem like a sweet little mouse, 829 00:39:48,207 --> 00:39:50,508 but no matter what you do on the outside... 830 00:39:51,498 --> 00:39:53,077 you can't change who you really are. 831 00:39:53,079 --> 00:39:54,678 Dolomos! 832 00:40:00,586 --> 00:40:02,153 Okay. 833 00:40:06,262 --> 00:40:08,392 I'm really sorry, Bob. 834 00:40:08,394 --> 00:40:10,225 I am. I, uh... 835 00:40:10,897 --> 00:40:12,530 I didn't want to do that, 836 00:40:12,532 --> 00:40:14,165 but you... 837 00:40:14,167 --> 00:40:15,933 you're pushing my buttons, you know? 838 00:40:15,935 --> 00:40:17,234 You always just... 839 00:40:17,236 --> 00:40:19,537 you know how to just push my buttons. 840 00:40:19,539 --> 00:40:21,105 But... 841 00:40:25,031 --> 00:40:26,677 Can you hear me? 842 00:40:27,613 --> 00:40:29,280 Yip! 843 00:40:30,716 --> 00:40:32,080 See? 844 00:40:32,585 --> 00:40:34,452 You're fine! 845 00:40:34,454 --> 00:40:35,953 He's fine. 846 00:40:35,955 --> 00:40:38,055 Yeah, I did this for us. 847 00:40:38,057 --> 00:40:40,391 It's more productive this way. 848 00:40:40,964 --> 00:40:42,092 Yip! 849 00:40:45,531 --> 00:40:47,598 Close the fridge. 850 00:40:58,124 --> 00:41:00,733 Bob, could you please go get rid of the dog? 851 00:41:18,459 --> 00:41:19,878 Oh... 852 00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:24,335 but isn't that silence nice? 853 00:41:35,108 --> 00:41:40,108 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com