1 00:00:03,429 --> 00:00:06,420 www.subtitulamos.tv 2 00:00:06,516 --> 00:00:07,556 Michael. 3 00:00:09,725 --> 00:00:10,830 Michael. 4 00:00:11,189 --> 00:00:12,600 I've got a plan. 5 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:15,902 - For what? - Getting back on the show. 6 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:19,919 I thought you'd welcomed chaos into your life. 7 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:21,477 I know. We had, but... 8 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:24,480 - we have an opportunity. - What? 9 00:00:24,793 --> 00:00:27,132 Reading with the other actors today, it's an opportunity 10 00:00:27,161 --> 00:00:27,963 Sure. 11 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:30,100 So, 12 00:00:30,502 --> 00:00:32,023 have you ever... 13 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:36,489 taken part in an act of sabotage? 14 00:00:39,895 --> 00:00:42,123 _ 15 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:50,257 The Welsh must have a good phrase 16 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:51,977 for the end of the world. 17 00:00:52,921 --> 00:00:54,685 Why do you have to say that? 18 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:57,829 Dylan Thomas must have written about it. I mean... 19 00:00:57,986 --> 00:00:59,240 Poem. 20 00:00:59,351 --> 00:01:02,854 Well, yeah. He wrote, "Do not go gentle into that good night." 21 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:04,276 There you go. 22 00:01:04,320 --> 00:01:06,719 I did a little bit for the BBC. 23 00:01:06,761 --> 00:01:08,081 Oh, did you? 24 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:12,623 Rage, rage against the dying of the light. 25 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:15,621 Who wrote that? 26 00:01:17,743 --> 00:01:19,239 Uh, Dylan Thomas? 27 00:01:19,345 --> 00:01:20,732 It was... Yeah. 28 00:01:20,787 --> 00:01:22,920 I thought it was Kipling for some reason. 29 00:01:23,951 --> 00:01:26,245 What...? You know loads about poetry, do you? 30 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:27,800 I know the fucking classics. 31 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:34,469 Rage, rage against the dying of the light. 32 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:35,816 Any thoughts at the moment? 33 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:36,886 No, it sounds good. 34 00:01:37,666 --> 00:01:39,254 I suppose I wonder 35 00:01:39,410 --> 00:01:41,368 if there's a version where you 36 00:01:41,673 --> 00:01:44,015 just go much more theatrical. 37 00:01:44,103 --> 00:01:46,383 - Theatrical? - Cos Michael really leaned into it. 38 00:01:46,422 --> 00:01:47,665 - Really? - Really, yeah. 39 00:01:47,735 --> 00:01:49,402 - Really? - Didn't you, Michael? 40 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:52,052 Really. 41 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:55,244 Cos I think the arc of the show, we get to humility 42 00:01:55,401 --> 00:01:56,607 down the line. 43 00:01:56,661 --> 00:01:58,481 So if in the early stages you just 44 00:01:58,551 --> 00:02:01,679 hammer those theatrical stereotypes, 45 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:04,207 I think it gives you somewhere to go, to subvert it. 46 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:07,289 All right. So, bigger. So... 47 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:09,341 On the stage, kind of... 48 00:02:09,708 --> 00:02:11,218 Rage, 49 00:02:11,546 --> 00:02:14,722 rage against the dying of the light! 50 00:02:14,940 --> 00:02:16,687 Honestly, it works. It really works. 51 00:02:16,727 --> 00:02:18,086 I would blast it. 52 00:02:18,189 --> 00:02:19,457 Rage, 53 00:02:19,543 --> 00:02:22,010 rage against the dying of the light! 54 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:24,092 - See, that's brilliant. - Fantastic. 55 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:26,279 Do you know what it was in the original Welsh? 56 00:02:26,346 --> 00:02:27,829 Hang on. Sorry. How do you mean? 57 00:02:27,884 --> 00:02:29,135 Before it was translated. 58 00:02:29,197 --> 00:02:31,719 - Translated? - What did he originally write? 59 00:02:31,747 --> 00:02:34,304 Can I just say how grateful we are? 60 00:02:34,521 --> 00:02:35,800 It's a pleasure. 61 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:38,627 Just to, you know, have this kind of access to you is... 62 00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:41,036 - It's a treat. - Listen, we just want the best for it. 63 00:02:41,091 --> 00:02:44,375 Well, you know. We're reading it for the producers tomorrow. 64 00:02:44,469 --> 00:02:46,119 - Are you? Right. - Yeah. 65 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:49,481 And we were a little nervous to ask, 66 00:02:49,513 --> 00:02:52,627 you know, cos this is all a bit sort of new, 67 00:02:52,658 --> 00:02:54,883 but it's just brilliant to have your insight. 68 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:56,359 We're just happy to help. 69 00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:59,335 I know that we're, you know, supposedly better known than you. 70 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:00,309 Don't say that. 71 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:01,734 Well, I mean, you know. 72 00:03:01,805 --> 00:03:04,428 Let's not argue the toss. But I'm just saying, 73 00:03:04,453 --> 00:03:05,563 this is your show. 74 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:07,087 - Yeah. - Either way. 75 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:08,559 - Listen. It's... - Yeah. 76 00:03:08,591 --> 00:03:10,791 Nick said that you might mislead us as well. 77 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,308 I've got a massage in 40 minutes, 78 00:03:15,339 --> 00:03:17,079 so it would be great if we could crack on. 79 00:03:17,111 --> 00:03:19,264 - Sure. - "Cachu h-wich". 80 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:23,602 Cachu... 81 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:26,230 Spit everywhere. 82 00:03:26,432 --> 00:03:28,338 Cachu h-wich. Am I saying that right? 83 00:03:28,363 --> 00:03:29,537 There's no vowels in this. 84 00:03:29,592 --> 00:03:31,113 Michael. Is that...? 85 00:03:31,978 --> 00:03:34,052 Sorry, say... say it again. 86 00:03:34,238 --> 00:03:36,343 Cachu h-wich. 87 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:38,421 Spot on. 88 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:41,225 - I didn't know... - Really? 89 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:42,919 - Absolutely. - Cachu h-wich. 90 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:44,938 - Cos I thought it was cachu hwch. 91 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,475 - No, it's cachu h-wich. - It is cachu h-wich. 92 00:03:47,537 --> 00:03:50,519 Hey, is Michael supposed to be Welsh? 93 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:52,775 - I am. - He is Welsh. 94 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:55,960 So, does that mean I have to do a Welsh accent? 95 00:03:56,056 --> 00:03:57,215 Can you do a Welsh accent? 96 00:03:57,240 --> 00:03:59,239 What part of Wales are you from, Michael? 97 00:03:59,296 --> 00:04:02,609 - The south of Wales. Port Talbot. - Yeah. 98 00:04:02,770 --> 00:04:06,935 Yeah, Port Talbot. What? Baglan end or Taibach? 99 00:04:07,162 --> 00:04:09,319 - Uh, Baglan. - Baglan. Baglan. Baglan. 100 00:04:09,456 --> 00:04:12,643 Do not go gentle into that good night. 101 00:04:13,825 --> 00:04:14,960 Michael? 102 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:17,035 Spot on.. 103 00:04:17,074 --> 00:04:18,831 - Yep. - Yes! I knew it. 104 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:20,279 Don't do this again, man. 105 00:04:20,280 --> 00:04:22,135 - Why are you talking to me like that? - Fuck you. 106 00:04:22,167 --> 00:04:24,839 - Like what? - Like I'm a fucking irritant. 107 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:26,236 - You're not an irritant. - Thank you. 108 00:04:26,283 --> 00:04:28,719 - You're a black hole. - Oh, fuck you, man! 109 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:30,799 He refuses to do any kind of preparation. 110 00:04:30,824 --> 00:04:32,910 - Why are you being like this? - You don't know the poem. 111 00:04:32,935 --> 00:04:34,013 You don't know the Welsh. 112 00:04:34,038 --> 00:04:36,719 You didn't even know that Michael was fucking one of the Welsh. 113 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:37,525 I do now. 114 00:04:37,556 --> 00:04:39,694 Had you even read this before you came on the call? 115 00:04:39,725 --> 00:04:41,719 I had read bits of it. 116 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:43,311 - Is that a Star Trek mug? - Yeah. 117 00:04:43,373 --> 00:04:44,816 - Nice. - Fucking hell. 118 00:04:44,840 --> 00:04:47,319 Scotty does this every fucking time. Don't you, Scotty? 119 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:48,519 Oh. 120 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:50,267 So, we don't have a chance to switch it around 121 00:04:50,292 --> 00:04:51,876 and try it the other way on the day. 122 00:04:51,961 --> 00:04:53,135 The other way? 123 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:54,999 They want us to do it this way, mate. 124 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,878 They were happy for us to do it both ways. 125 00:04:57,909 --> 00:04:59,283 They want me to play Michael 126 00:04:59,315 --> 00:05:01,170 because Michael and I have the same face. 127 00:05:01,201 --> 00:05:03,541 I want them to hear me read Michael. 128 00:05:03,603 --> 00:05:04,759 You don't want to read David? 129 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:06,673 - Can I speak candidly? - Yeah. 130 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:10,379 We feel that David is just a little tepid. 131 00:05:11,373 --> 00:05:13,092 - Tepid? - Yeah, well, you know, 132 00:05:13,131 --> 00:05:15,456 cos he just sort of floats about, you know? 133 00:05:15,550 --> 00:05:17,470 And he's sort of... 134 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:21,334 - Inert, is the word I was looking for. - Inert. Yeah. 135 00:05:21,389 --> 00:05:24,319 - Inert? - Yeah, Michael is surprising. 136 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:26,148 You know? Michael's fascinating. 137 00:05:26,219 --> 00:05:28,712 Michael, may I ask you a question? 138 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:30,704 - Yes. - Don't let him distract you, Michael. 139 00:05:30,729 --> 00:05:33,910 Tell me the story about the birds. 140 00:05:34,813 --> 00:05:35,902 What? 141 00:05:35,961 --> 00:05:37,157 In episode one, 142 00:05:37,228 --> 00:05:40,618 you are really preoccupied because of birds, 143 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:41,945 and it's gorgeous. 144 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:44,967 What you're doing is so subtle, but it's lovely. 145 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,599 - Yeah, but there weren't any birds. - There were no fucking birds. 146 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:49,556 I mean, in the character's head. Let's talk about that. 147 00:05:49,603 --> 00:05:52,608 I just want to know where that fear came from, cos it was real. 148 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:53,959 Hm. 149 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:56,624 OK, well... Well, yeah, they were... 150 00:05:56,748 --> 00:05:58,104 They were working in teams. 151 00:05:58,160 --> 00:06:00,439 Right. And you... And you fought back. 152 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:02,295 I did fight. Yes. 153 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:05,079 You're like a paragon of human physical fitness. 154 00:06:05,123 --> 00:06:07,029 Yeah, well, I was going to be a footballer, you know? 155 00:06:07,060 --> 00:06:09,077 That doesn't surprise me one bit. 156 00:06:09,132 --> 00:06:11,239 But he very much is not a footballer. 157 00:06:11,264 --> 00:06:14,079 He is a coward with a Hitchcock fetish, is what he is. 158 00:06:14,113 --> 00:06:15,046 I see you! 159 00:06:15,124 --> 00:06:16,795 You little feathered shit. 160 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:21,253 I see you, you little feathered shit! 161 00:06:21,278 --> 00:06:23,380 I see you, you little feathered shit. 162 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:26,356 - I see you! - I see you! 163 00:06:26,418 --> 00:06:28,850 - He's doing it! - you little feathered shit! 164 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:31,408 - He's doing it, he's doing it! - Shit! 165 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:34,759 I see you, you little feathered shit! 166 00:06:34,835 --> 00:06:38,317 - Oh, my goodness. Why do we even bother? - But Dav... 167 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:41,006 David is... David is a fighter, too. 168 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:42,716 Against what? 169 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:47,654 The... You know, the apathy. 170 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,920 I don't like you. 171 00:06:51,274 --> 00:06:53,354 I find you weaselly. 172 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:57,222 Michael, what was going on in your head when you said that? 173 00:06:57,480 --> 00:06:59,225 Oh! Um... 174 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:01,220 I mean, the truth. 175 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:03,487 - What do you mean? - Well, you see, Nick, 176 00:07:03,511 --> 00:07:05,862 I don't actually like Simon. 177 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:07,570 - Me? - No, Simon the writer. 178 00:07:07,597 --> 00:07:08,576 Okay, okay. 179 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:11,119 - But why not? - Uh... Have you met him? 180 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:12,337 - No. - Meet him. 181 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:14,083 David is a complex character. 182 00:07:14,108 --> 00:07:16,152 - He never leaves the house. - Michael didn't leave the house. 183 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:18,919 - No, he went to the library. - Yes, I did actually go to the library. 184 00:07:18,989 --> 00:07:20,719 No! Only in the fucking show. 185 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:23,039 Michael is interesting. 186 00:07:23,176 --> 00:07:24,455 Michael is unpredictable. 187 00:07:24,507 --> 00:07:26,215 Yeah. I am unpredictable. 188 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:27,907 I can be unpredictable. 189 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,449 Oh, you... Go on, then. Do something unpredictable. 190 00:07:30,683 --> 00:07:31,818 Right now? 191 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:35,120 Yeah. 192 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:41,168 - I rest my case. I'm not playing David. - I'm not playing David. 193 00:07:41,252 --> 00:07:42,513 I could play David. 194 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:02,164 - We can't. - No. 195 00:08:02,492 --> 00:08:05,056 - You're right. We can't. - I don't have time. 196 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:06,162 Neither do I. 197 00:08:06,295 --> 00:08:09,721 And I do not think the boys would understand. 198 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:10,978 No. 199 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:13,839 If I'm honest, 200 00:08:13,917 --> 00:08:15,130 I don't think I want to. 201 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:16,128 No? 202 00:08:16,192 --> 00:08:17,312 I did have a nice time last time, 203 00:08:17,337 --> 00:08:19,090 but I don't think I'd want to do it again with someone else. 204 00:08:19,106 --> 00:08:20,110 I'll let Mary know. 205 00:08:20,189 --> 00:08:21,479 But you can say yes if you want to. 206 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:23,799 Oh, no, no. I think it should be both of us or neither. 207 00:08:23,852 --> 00:08:25,613 Yeah, we're a team, aren't we? 208 00:08:27,141 --> 00:08:28,797 And presumably they're looking for people 209 00:08:28,813 --> 00:08:30,389 who already have their own partners, right? 210 00:08:30,451 --> 00:08:32,316 - Maybe. - As part of the illusion. 211 00:08:32,456 --> 00:08:33,955 I'll let Mary know. 212 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,334 How is the trip to New York looking? 213 00:08:37,188 --> 00:08:39,149 The rules keep changing. 214 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:41,705 And I want us to go to Sweden first, if we can. 215 00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:42,858 Oh, to see family? 216 00:08:42,897 --> 00:08:45,191 Yeah. I mean, they haven't seen Lyra in months, 217 00:08:45,768 --> 00:08:47,208 but it's a risk. 218 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:50,159 Rules change again and we're stuck there. 219 00:08:50,184 --> 00:08:51,559 Would that be such a bad thing? 220 00:08:51,560 --> 00:08:52,959 Michael doesn't like the cold. 221 00:08:52,997 --> 00:08:54,563 David's like that, too! 222 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:57,184 - What was that? - I don't know. 223 00:08:57,209 --> 00:08:58,691 Do we have any bleach? 224 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:00,560 Just wait one second. 225 00:09:10,226 --> 00:09:11,310 Everything all right? 226 00:09:11,365 --> 00:09:14,189 I just found him in the bathroom 227 00:09:14,251 --> 00:09:15,870 trying to cut his own hair. 228 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:17,419 OK. 229 00:09:17,680 --> 00:09:20,906 He said he was trying to do something unpredictable. 230 00:09:20,992 --> 00:09:21,959 Why? 231 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:23,297 I think 232 00:09:23,531 --> 00:09:25,862 he just feels like everyone else's lives are going back 233 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:27,819 - to normal faster than his. - Sure. 234 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,879 It's just... it's our routine. 235 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:32,630 It's how it works. It's, you know, intense proximity 236 00:09:32,661 --> 00:09:34,567 followed by distance. It's a... You know, it's great. 237 00:09:34,622 --> 00:09:36,575 It's just that you can't have one without the other. 238 00:09:45,128 --> 00:09:47,087 Well! That was a good day! 239 00:09:48,560 --> 00:09:50,999 - I thought it was a train wreck. - Well, it was your plan. 240 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,255 Yeah, the plan was good, but the feedback was horrible. 241 00:09:53,639 --> 00:09:55,238 Oh, I wouldn't worry about that. 242 00:09:55,269 --> 00:09:56,329 No, you wouldn't worry about it, 243 00:09:56,367 --> 00:09:59,359 cos apparently you're the richest character since King Lear. 244 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:00,614 Oh, stop it! 245 00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:04,880 I get a one-word summary in SparkNotes... inert. 246 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:08,279 Oh, no, David, you're not inert. 247 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:10,715 No, David, you're not inert. 248 00:10:10,772 --> 00:10:12,202 Absolutely useless. 249 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:13,379 Look, they weren't talking about you. 250 00:10:13,404 --> 00:10:15,650 They were talking about the character of you. 251 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:17,429 The character is based on me! 252 00:10:17,454 --> 00:10:19,820 But there are seismic differences. 253 00:10:19,845 --> 00:10:21,725 Name one seismic difference. 254 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:24,740 Oh, thank fuck. 255 00:10:27,557 --> 00:10:28,826 Mary's office. 256 00:10:28,889 --> 00:10:31,961 - OK. - Tom wants to speak to us. 257 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,289 - Who the fuck's Tom? - Mary's assistant. 258 00:10:34,328 --> 00:10:35,632 - Is it? - Yeah, right. 259 00:10:35,695 --> 00:10:37,279 I'm going to send him a link. OK? 260 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:40,174 You're taller. 261 00:10:40,645 --> 00:10:42,232 - I'm taller? - On the show. 262 00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:45,199 Oh, right, so I'm even less impressive in real life? 263 00:10:45,264 --> 00:10:48,836 - Hi, there! - Hey, hey! Tom! 264 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,159 - Michael! - Hi, Tom. 265 00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:52,319 David! 266 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:54,936 - How you doing? - Oh, I'm fucking great. 267 00:10:54,975 --> 00:10:56,239 Thank you so much for asking. 268 00:10:56,305 --> 00:10:57,675 - Nobody ever asks me that... - Sure. 269 00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:58,741 so thank you. 270 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:00,887 - And you? And you, David? - Inert 271 00:11:01,184 --> 00:11:02,671 and dwarfish. 272 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:04,525 Oh, well, it's a good look for you. 273 00:11:04,556 --> 00:11:06,119 - Thank you. Thank you. - I like that on you. 274 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:08,425 - And I'm good, too. - I don't have time, Michael. 275 00:11:08,457 --> 00:11:10,479 So, I just want to keep you guys in the loop real quick. 276 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:11,899 Mary wanted you to know 277 00:11:12,086 --> 00:11:13,616 that Nick and Simon called 278 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:16,452 and they were just so grateful 279 00:11:16,491 --> 00:11:18,597 for the time that you spent with them today 280 00:11:18,628 --> 00:11:19,919 - Great. - Great. 281 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:20,875 Great. 282 00:11:20,961 --> 00:11:23,271 But they are stepping away from the project. 283 00:11:23,513 --> 00:11:25,032 Faff. I know. 284 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:26,719 I know. What a shame. 285 00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:28,122 But fuck it, OK? 286 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:29,857 The team is already looking for another pairing. 287 00:11:29,919 --> 00:11:31,620 Another pairing? 288 00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:34,615 She wants to set up a meeting with both of you tomorrow. 289 00:11:34,731 --> 00:11:36,627 That... That is great! 290 00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:37,799 That is great. 291 00:11:37,850 --> 00:11:39,980 - David, you still have the same Gmail account? - Of course. 292 00:11:40,027 --> 00:11:42,959 Great. And, Michael, I don't have any contact information. 293 00:11:42,992 --> 00:11:46,042 May I send it to your band's MySpace account? 294 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:47,847 You have no contact? 295 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:51,147 You're my agent and you have no contact information for me? 296 00:11:51,193 --> 00:11:53,212 But I do have your MySpace account for... 297 00:11:53,367 --> 00:11:55,752 a Welsh rock band that you used to be in? 298 00:11:55,777 --> 00:11:57,159 The Dirty Mochyns. 299 00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:59,331 That's right. The Dirty Mochyns. That's right. Right here. 300 00:11:59,363 --> 00:12:02,029 And I'll just DM that. It's bouncing back. 301 00:12:02,061 --> 00:12:03,656 It's just sent me to a different one 302 00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:05,698 of your band pages on MySpace, Michael. 303 00:12:06,110 --> 00:12:08,559 How many bands have you been involved in, Michael? 304 00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:09,889 Well, after the... So, 305 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:12,024 after The Dirty Mochyns, it was The Ugly Gussets. 306 00:12:12,071 --> 00:12:13,479 Can I get these on Spotify? 307 00:12:13,504 --> 00:12:14,919 Cos I might just have to... 308 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:15,894 You can. 309 00:12:15,933 --> 00:12:18,279 Michael, you know what I do have? Is this you? 310 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:20,231 TheRealDavidFrost@AOL.com? 311 00:12:20,256 --> 00:12:22,364 - That is not me. - Yeah. He talks just like you. 312 00:12:22,389 --> 00:12:24,090 I can read him one of his e-mails back. 313 00:12:24,270 --> 00:12:26,239 - "Hey, hey, ho, ho. - It's me, Michael. 314 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:27,395 "You know how I roll. 315 00:12:27,420 --> 00:12:29,304 "I would love to do this thing with Duracell. 316 00:12:29,351 --> 00:12:30,660 "Batteries are my jam." 317 00:12:30,715 --> 00:12:32,550 That does sound like you, Michael. 318 00:12:32,581 --> 00:12:33,576 That does sound very like you. 319 00:12:33,615 --> 00:12:34,839 I'm going to scroll through it. Tenet. 320 00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:37,340 - Did you get the Tenet audition? - The Tennant audition? 321 00:12:37,387 --> 00:12:38,695 Yeah. No, Tenet. Tenet. 322 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:40,959 Christopher Nolan did a movie called Tenet. The Joker? 323 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:43,543 Did you get that? You got a straight offer for Joker. Did you get that? 324 00:12:43,568 --> 00:12:45,039 No, I didn't get any of them. 325 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:47,479 A lot of his stuff goes to Martin Sheen. 326 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:49,319 That's usually who people really want. 327 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:50,479 OK, all right. 328 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:51,898 I'll forward your stuff to Martin Sheen. 329 00:12:51,929 --> 00:12:52,951 - Does that sound good? - No! 330 00:12:52,976 --> 00:12:54,999 - Just do that, Tom. Just do that. - OK. 331 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,907 Thank you, guys. OK, so I'll send this link to you guys. 332 00:12:57,960 --> 00:12:59,679 This is about the new pairing. 333 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:02,239 No, no, no, no, no, no. She actually wants to just talk through 334 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,681 the session that you had with Simon and Nick today. 335 00:13:05,017 --> 00:13:06,275 Who knows what that means. 336 00:13:06,656 --> 00:13:07,722 Uh, great. 337 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:09,188 OK, talk soon! 338 00:13:11,175 --> 00:13:13,230 She wants to run through the session 339 00:13:13,589 --> 00:13:15,507 we had with Simon and Nick today. 340 00:13:15,548 --> 00:13:17,081 Oh, fuck. Yeah. 341 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:18,360 Oh... 342 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:20,960 That is worrying. 343 00:13:34,654 --> 00:13:37,450 Hey, I'm sorry we fell out again, man. 344 00:13:38,060 --> 00:13:39,226 And me. 345 00:13:39,429 --> 00:13:41,599 It's just an ugly side of me, you know? 346 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:43,789 Yeah, me... 347 00:13:44,304 --> 00:13:45,074 too. 348 00:13:45,169 --> 00:13:47,567 - Yeah! - Ah, you fiend! 349 00:13:47,820 --> 00:13:49,234 Goddamn it. 350 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:54,253 When did we start playing games to resolve our arguments? 351 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:56,528 I don't know. 352 00:13:56,747 --> 00:13:58,028 What was the alien one? 353 00:13:58,120 --> 00:13:59,696 Do you remember any of the titles? 354 00:13:59,759 --> 00:14:00,950 Not really. 355 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,049 It was an argument, though, right? About billing. 356 00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:04,246 - I remember that. - Yes. Yes. 357 00:14:04,285 --> 00:14:05,536 How childish is that? 358 00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:07,672 If and when we work together again, 359 00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:09,206 you go first. 360 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:11,346 - No! - Yeah, I insist. 361 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,300 No, absolutely not. I don't want to. 362 00:14:13,325 --> 00:14:15,640 When in doubt, alphabetical order. 363 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,759 Yeah, I know the rule. We all know the rule. 364 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:19,639 Well, Frost comes before Pegg. 365 00:14:19,716 --> 00:14:22,317 - There are exceptions. - And Nick comes before Simon. 366 00:14:22,372 --> 00:14:24,399 - So... - So, what's your middle name? 367 00:14:24,445 --> 00:14:25,037 John. 368 00:14:25,849 --> 00:14:27,175 My middle name is John. 369 00:14:27,308 --> 00:14:28,619 - Is it?! - Yeah. 370 00:14:28,658 --> 00:14:30,562 - Did I know that? - Well, apparently not. 371 00:14:30,616 --> 00:14:32,510 - Hey! - But you're first. 372 00:14:32,535 --> 00:14:33,769 No, you're first. 373 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:36,678 - I owe you everything! - You're... You're funnier. 374 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:37,800 I know. 375 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:40,626 You're more handsome. 376 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:41,708 I know. 377 00:14:42,662 --> 00:14:43,728 You're the best. 378 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:45,080 Yes, I know. 379 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:48,648 Oh, man. I miss you, bud. 380 00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:50,778 Oh, man. I miss you. 381 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:52,255 I'm glad we're not doing it. 382 00:14:52,329 --> 00:14:53,479 Yeah, me too. 383 00:14:53,722 --> 00:14:54,936 Can you imagine that? 384 00:14:55,043 --> 00:14:56,239 What, ending up like them? 385 00:14:56,278 --> 00:14:57,830 I don't even believe they're friends. 386 00:15:00,352 --> 00:15:05,395 www.subtitulamos.tv