1 00:00:04,767 --> 00:00:08,541 _ 2 00:00:08,621 --> 00:00:10,061 I want you to marshal 3 00:00:10,101 --> 00:00:12,501 all the resources at your disposal. 4 00:00:12,541 --> 00:00:15,221 To find a library book? 5 00:00:15,261 --> 00:00:16,701 Let's go get pissed. 6 00:00:16,741 --> 00:00:18,061 I know any of you have done 7 00:00:18,101 --> 00:00:20,141 in a city full of thieves and killers, 8 00:00:20,181 --> 00:00:22,141 is shoot a bunch of innocent pigeons and chase a dog. 9 00:00:22,181 --> 00:00:23,661 Welcome to Ankh-Morpork. 10 00:00:23,701 --> 00:00:27,061 I thought I saw a man who did this? 11 00:00:27,821 --> 00:00:29,301 Carcer Dun is dead, Captain. 12 00:00:29,901 --> 00:00:31,101 You're a werewolf. 13 00:00:31,141 --> 00:00:32,501 That's who Sam Vimes is. 14 00:00:32,541 --> 00:00:34,261 Helps people who have nowhere else to go. 15 00:00:34,301 --> 00:00:35,581 So, you think... 16 00:00:35,621 --> 00:00:36,661 Carcer Dun. 17 00:00:36,701 --> 00:00:38,061 ...who's come back from the dead, 18 00:00:38,101 --> 00:00:40,581 hasn't aged a day and is now stockpiling Slab. 19 00:00:40,621 --> 00:00:43,701 It was only later I realised we'd both saved each other. 20 00:00:45,021 --> 00:00:46,467 Be safe, Goodboy. 21 00:00:46,493 --> 00:00:49,861 All this Slab for a little library book about dead dragons. 22 00:00:49,901 --> 00:00:51,581 A book can burn a world. 23 00:00:51,621 --> 00:00:53,141 Carcer. 24 00:00:53,181 --> 00:00:54,461 No! 25 00:01:02,261 --> 00:01:03,461 So, uh... 26 00:01:04,581 --> 00:01:05,901 I am dead, right? 27 00:01:05,941 --> 00:01:08,541 It would seem our meeting is somewhat, 28 00:01:08,581 --> 00:01:10,301 premature. 29 00:01:13,501 --> 00:01:15,101 Then, uh... 30 00:01:15,141 --> 00:01:16,535 Why are we... 31 00:01:16,567 --> 00:01:19,781 Probably, something to do with that crossbow bolt heading towards you. 32 00:01:20,261 --> 00:01:21,421 The guy who shot it? 33 00:01:21,461 --> 00:01:23,381 Mr Carcer Dun? 34 00:01:23,901 --> 00:01:26,141 Twenty years ago, did he die? 35 00:01:26,181 --> 00:01:27,501 Sadly not. 36 00:01:27,541 --> 00:01:29,541 I saw him fall. 37 00:01:29,581 --> 00:01:31,701 And the lightning... I saw him burn. 38 00:01:32,261 --> 00:01:33,661 Yeah. 39 00:01:33,701 --> 00:01:35,901 You'd think that would be enough, wouldn't you? 40 00:01:36,461 --> 00:01:39,941 Imagine how frustrating these things are for me. 41 00:01:39,981 --> 00:01:42,461 Here I am, trying to do a job... 42 00:01:42,501 --> 00:01:45,061 If he didn't die, then where is he? 43 00:01:45,101 --> 00:01:46,621 Did you hear what I said? 44 00:01:47,981 --> 00:01:49,417 No, of course, you didn't. 45 00:01:49,457 --> 00:01:52,341 Nobody ever listens to Death. Nobody ever thinks about Death. 46 00:01:52,381 --> 00:01:53,721 Please. 47 00:01:54,374 --> 00:01:58,054 Eh, we're gonna have to finish this discussion at another time 48 00:01:58,221 --> 00:02:00,701 because someone's about to save you 49 00:02:00,741 --> 00:02:05,041 and I've got to carry on not being appreciated elsewhere. 50 00:02:06,541 --> 00:02:07,781 Who's gonna save me? 51 00:02:07,821 --> 00:02:10,701 Ah, shut up. 52 00:02:10,741 --> 00:02:12,041 Who's gonna save me? 53 00:02:37,341 --> 00:02:39,181 No! 54 00:02:42,901 --> 00:02:43,981 No. 55 00:02:44,021 --> 00:02:46,021 No! 56 00:02:46,061 --> 00:02:48,209 Stand down, Sergeant, that's an order. 57 00:02:48,234 --> 00:02:49,514 Stand down! 58 00:02:53,461 --> 00:02:54,461 Sarge! 59 00:02:56,901 --> 00:02:58,181 Captain, stay down! 60 00:02:58,221 --> 00:02:59,381 Sarge! 61 00:03:08,701 --> 00:03:11,161 My champion won't save me again. 62 00:03:12,021 --> 00:03:14,401 You saved me... 63 00:03:15,501 --> 00:03:17,441 You saved all of us... 64 00:03:18,421 --> 00:03:19,941 Sam. 65 00:03:25,901 --> 00:03:27,641 _ 66 00:03:32,181 --> 00:03:33,221 Sarge. 67 00:03:33,261 --> 00:03:34,861 Sarge. 68 00:03:37,221 --> 00:03:39,121 Oh, Sarge. 69 00:03:40,061 --> 00:03:41,461 Sarge! 70 00:03:52,461 --> 00:03:53,541 Sarge. 71 00:03:54,887 --> 00:04:00,721 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 72 00:04:02,181 --> 00:04:04,541 Good evening, everyone. Thank you, uh... 73 00:04:04,581 --> 00:04:06,781 Thank you for this opportunity 74 00:04:06,821 --> 00:04:08,321 to share my music with you guys. 75 00:04:08,981 --> 00:04:10,761 Let's have fun tonight, yeah? 76 00:04:13,501 --> 00:04:15,701 ? How do you know... ? 77 00:04:19,541 --> 00:04:21,001 I can't believe he's gone. 78 00:04:21,981 --> 00:04:23,661 We're not meant to die doing this. 79 00:04:24,901 --> 00:04:25,981 Line of duty. 80 00:04:26,021 --> 00:04:27,521 Get that shit from, Carrot? 81 00:04:28,621 --> 00:04:30,801 Our line of duty's way off what we just did. 82 00:04:31,901 --> 00:04:34,061 Sarge wanted to be more than a prop under some bridge. 83 00:04:39,581 --> 00:04:40,961 Maybe we can be more, too. 84 00:04:42,861 --> 00:04:45,661 ? ...memories, good times... ? 85 00:04:53,461 --> 00:04:55,481 Took a witness statement from Lady Ramkin, sir. 86 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:58,401 Checked every iconograph in the area. 87 00:05:00,981 --> 00:05:01,981 Imps. 88 00:05:04,421 --> 00:05:05,861 All murdered. 89 00:05:05,901 --> 00:05:07,541 Carcer wanted no trace of himself 90 00:05:07,581 --> 00:05:09,341 or who he was getting that book from. 91 00:05:09,381 --> 00:05:11,101 Who told the Sergeant to go 92 00:05:11,141 --> 00:05:12,881 charging through the door like that? 93 00:05:13,461 --> 00:05:14,641 You knew him. 94 00:05:16,021 --> 00:05:17,461 When you were younger. 95 00:05:17,501 --> 00:05:19,221 - How come he hasn't aged a day? - Who told him? 96 00:05:19,261 --> 00:05:20,501 Was it possible the report you made 97 00:05:20,541 --> 00:05:21,861 20 years ago was wrong. 98 00:05:21,901 --> 00:05:23,661 Perhaps, Carcer didn't die, maybe he got away... 99 00:05:23,701 --> 00:05:25,081 Who told him? 100 00:05:27,161 --> 00:05:28,641 I was trying to help. 101 00:05:33,981 --> 00:05:35,241 Carcer didn't get away. 102 00:05:36,181 --> 00:05:37,881 - He should be dead. - But he's not. 103 00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:39,761 And now he's back. 104 00:05:40,421 --> 00:05:41,781 And he's killed two alchemists, 105 00:05:41,821 --> 00:05:44,621 another officer of the Watch, 17 iconograph imps, 106 00:05:44,661 --> 00:05:46,861 all in pursuit of that book you tasked me with finding. 107 00:05:46,901 --> 00:05:48,901 - Booze run away. - A book none of us took seriously, 108 00:05:48,941 --> 00:05:50,621 yet somebody stole from the Unseen University... 109 00:05:50,661 --> 00:05:52,501 - Who scared the booze? - For Carcer and would only exchange... 110 00:05:52,541 --> 00:05:54,301 Would only exchange for enough Slab to sink a city. 111 00:06:03,261 --> 00:06:05,501 There's more to all this than you and Carcer. 112 00:06:05,541 --> 00:06:07,061 He didn't come looking for you, 113 00:06:07,101 --> 00:06:09,261 you went looking for him. 114 00:06:09,301 --> 00:06:11,021 Don't you wanna know what he's planning to do with that book? 115 00:06:11,061 --> 00:06:12,781 This is way above our pay grade. 116 00:06:12,821 --> 00:06:14,821 Carcer is not a member of any guild, there's no licence 117 00:06:14,861 --> 00:06:16,701 for the crimes he's committing. Surely, that means 118 00:06:16,741 --> 00:06:17,981 all of this is in our jurisdiction. 119 00:06:18,021 --> 00:06:21,121 The Watch hasn't fought real crime for years. 120 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:24,461 My Sergeant... 121 00:06:28,421 --> 00:06:30,161 The only reason I'm still breathing... 122 00:06:35,141 --> 00:06:39,181 ? Nothing wrong with love... ? 123 00:06:44,381 --> 00:06:45,941 It's just the four of us now. 124 00:06:48,227 --> 00:06:49,467 Five, sir. 125 00:06:51,301 --> 00:06:53,061 Lady Ramkin wants to help. 126 00:06:55,141 --> 00:06:56,469 We'll see about that. 127 00:07:43,901 --> 00:07:45,181 The door wasn't locked. 128 00:07:49,941 --> 00:07:52,461 You want people to get in here. 129 00:07:52,501 --> 00:07:54,261 My father commissioned these ordnance maps 130 00:07:54,301 --> 00:07:56,501 for his holdings across the city. 131 00:07:56,541 --> 00:08:00,361 We can use them to coordinate our search for Carcer. 132 00:08:01,494 --> 00:08:02,974 Help me with this strap, will you? 133 00:08:02,999 --> 00:08:05,641 I can never get this sodding holster across my shoulder. 134 00:08:06,661 --> 00:08:10,261 Um... Look, don't think I don't appreciate you 135 00:08:10,301 --> 00:08:13,661 - trying to help, but, uh... - Mmm, I might have to carry it. 136 00:08:13,701 --> 00:08:15,861 But then, that means, I'll have to either leave 137 00:08:15,901 --> 00:08:20,021 the broad sword or the mace behind, which I'm loath to do. 138 00:08:20,061 --> 00:08:21,421 If Vetinari finds out what you've been doing 139 00:08:21,461 --> 00:08:23,221 to guild members up here, 140 00:08:23,261 --> 00:08:25,061 he'll hang me for not reporting you, 141 00:08:25,101 --> 00:08:27,181 and have half the Assassins Guild crawling all over this place 142 00:08:27,221 --> 00:08:28,341 before my neck's broken. 143 00:08:28,381 --> 00:08:29,681 Maybe you can carry the mace? 144 00:08:31,141 --> 00:08:33,621 I'm more booze than blood. 145 00:08:33,661 --> 00:08:36,061 And your... Your snares and wires didn't fool me. 146 00:08:36,101 --> 00:08:38,361 My little vanity hatch did though. 147 00:08:39,181 --> 00:08:40,421 One finger on this switch... 148 00:08:41,741 --> 00:08:44,381 It's a long way down to the basement. 149 00:08:44,421 --> 00:08:46,381 Do you have any idea how many thieves 150 00:08:46,421 --> 00:08:47,741 rethink their choice of profession 151 00:08:47,781 --> 00:08:49,661 after ten weeks of intensive nursing? 152 00:08:49,701 --> 00:08:52,981 Even if you caught every assassin, 153 00:08:53,021 --> 00:08:55,167 you'd never get them to rethink their choice of profession. 154 00:09:10,421 --> 00:09:12,212 My gods. 155 00:09:20,421 --> 00:09:21,461 Vimes... 156 00:09:22,901 --> 00:09:24,131 That's a noble dragon. 157 00:09:25,701 --> 00:09:27,201 Just like in the book. 158 00:10:22,581 --> 00:10:24,741 These poor souls. 159 00:10:24,781 --> 00:10:28,421 Citizens, Lord Vetinari wishes it be known 160 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,101 that the recent occurrence... 161 00:10:30,141 --> 00:10:32,501 It's just as you described it from Carcer's book, Lady Ramkin. 162 00:10:32,541 --> 00:10:33,741 ...not a dragon but a... 163 00:10:33,781 --> 00:10:35,501 Did anyone see it up close? 164 00:10:35,541 --> 00:10:36,701 ...angry, wailing bird. 165 00:10:36,741 --> 00:10:38,181 And you call yourselves the Watch. 166 00:10:38,221 --> 00:10:39,301 Please remain calm. 167 00:10:39,341 --> 00:10:40,541 How many, um... 168 00:10:41,261 --> 00:10:42,821 fatalities? 169 00:10:42,861 --> 00:10:45,701 At least six, sir, in this street. 170 00:10:45,741 --> 00:10:47,241 Whether you like it or not... 171 00:10:48,141 --> 00:10:49,521 this is now a crime scene, 172 00:10:49,821 --> 00:10:50,821 Captain. 173 00:10:53,021 --> 00:10:54,961 Where'd that bastard go? 174 00:10:58,861 --> 00:11:00,861 Eighty confirmed dead. 175 00:11:00,901 --> 00:11:02,161 Scores of injured. 176 00:11:02,661 --> 00:11:05,581 Four streets, gone! 177 00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:07,621 To say nothing of the damage to our pockets. 178 00:11:07,661 --> 00:11:09,501 My thieves are afraid to step into... 179 00:11:09,541 --> 00:11:11,781 Yes, but does the Thieves' Guild have a proposal 180 00:11:11,821 --> 00:11:13,221 for finding this creature? 181 00:11:13,261 --> 00:11:14,941 Nobody's seen one in a hundred years. 182 00:11:14,981 --> 00:11:18,021 Folklore speaks of chaining virgins to rocks, to... 183 00:11:18,061 --> 00:11:19,981 Plenty of rocks in the city, My Lord. 184 00:11:20,021 --> 00:11:21,641 Only one virgin I know of. 185 00:11:23,901 --> 00:11:25,761 Well, perhaps we should contract 186 00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:30,009 our esteemed head of the Assassins Guild to inhume the creature. 187 00:11:30,061 --> 00:11:32,261 If I can find it, I can kill it. 188 00:11:32,301 --> 00:11:36,301 As ever, Dr Cruces's, dedication to her craft is... 189 00:11:36,341 --> 00:11:37,661 admirable. 190 00:11:37,701 --> 00:11:40,701 But it seems to me, the sudden appearance 191 00:11:40,741 --> 00:11:44,161 of this creature is most likely to be a magical phenomenon. 192 00:11:45,221 --> 00:11:46,441 Archchancellor, 193 00:11:47,101 --> 00:11:49,141 this city greatly values 194 00:11:49,181 --> 00:11:52,781 the technology your Unseen University provides. 195 00:11:52,821 --> 00:11:55,721 But your experiments have some... 196 00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:57,901 alarming side effects. 197 00:11:57,941 --> 00:11:59,261 Like keeping the lights on? 198 00:11:59,301 --> 00:12:01,141 Like the time an entire street 199 00:12:01,181 --> 00:12:04,661 vanished when you wired it up to the thaumic power grid. 200 00:12:04,685 --> 00:12:05,740 _ 201 00:12:06,861 --> 00:12:08,461 Yeah, it was a coincidence. 202 00:12:08,501 --> 00:12:10,101 Or the fact that you can't swear? 203 00:12:10,141 --> 00:12:11,741 Oh, yes. 204 00:12:11,781 --> 00:12:13,741 Firstly, what sort of... 205 00:12:13,781 --> 00:12:15,221 ...would bring that up. 206 00:12:15,261 --> 00:12:16,541 And secondly, 207 00:12:16,581 --> 00:12:19,141 I was trying to help a poor mother 208 00:12:19,181 --> 00:12:20,388 who preferred music 209 00:12:20,428 --> 00:12:23,221 to her foul-mouthed teenager's terrible profanities. 210 00:12:24,821 --> 00:12:26,181 The spell backfired, 211 00:12:26,221 --> 00:12:27,801 and I was left with this... 212 00:12:29,021 --> 00:12:30,181 This... 213 00:12:30,221 --> 00:12:31,340 ...condition. 214 00:12:31,365 --> 00:12:34,552 Every stall in the Shade is full of your malfunctioning inventions. 215 00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:36,061 The typewriter... 216 00:12:36,101 --> 00:12:38,344 that explodes when you press the letter "Y." 217 00:12:39,061 --> 00:12:41,061 Can you be certain that there's nothing taking place 218 00:12:41,101 --> 00:12:42,581 in your institution 219 00:12:42,621 --> 00:12:44,181 that could've triggered this event? 220 00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:45,650 A trespasser's foot 221 00:12:45,675 --> 00:12:47,446 so much as touches the floor of our research library 222 00:12:47,471 --> 00:12:48,871 and I'm immediately alerted. 223 00:12:48,896 --> 00:12:50,416 No, no, no, no. 224 00:12:50,501 --> 00:12:52,121 This had nothing to do with us. 225 00:12:56,781 --> 00:12:58,001 Our scoreboard? 226 00:12:58,461 --> 00:12:59,801 What is this? 227 00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:02,421 What have you done? 228 00:13:02,461 --> 00:13:04,221 I dragged up every report I can. 229 00:13:04,261 --> 00:13:06,261 Right back to when the Captain was first in the Watch. 230 00:13:06,301 --> 00:13:08,801 Did you know he only joined up to kill John Keel and empty the cells? 231 00:13:09,301 --> 00:13:10,681 Yes. 232 00:13:11,181 --> 00:13:13,321 And he had a change of heart. 233 00:13:13,933 --> 00:13:15,432 Carcer was in charge of the gangmost of the criminals 234 00:13:15,456 --> 00:13:16,841 in these cells were part of. 235 00:13:17,261 --> 00:13:19,101 Captain Vimes 236 00:13:19,141 --> 00:13:21,581 filed a report saying he chased Carcer 237 00:13:21,621 --> 00:13:23,461 up on to the roof of Unseen University. 238 00:13:23,501 --> 00:13:24,741 What happened to the typewriter? 239 00:13:24,781 --> 00:13:26,741 Oh, it blew up. 240 00:13:26,781 --> 00:13:30,081 The Captain said that lightning disintegrated Carcer. 241 00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:32,061 What if... 242 00:13:33,621 --> 00:13:34,881 he let him go? 243 00:13:35,861 --> 00:13:37,041 They were friends. 244 00:13:37,741 --> 00:13:38,781 Weren't they? 245 00:13:39,301 --> 00:13:40,941 Grew up together. 246 00:13:40,981 --> 00:13:43,261 Only explanation I can think of for why he isn't dead. 247 00:13:43,301 --> 00:13:44,341 I can't do this. 248 00:13:44,381 --> 00:13:46,061 I don't understand. 249 00:13:46,101 --> 00:13:47,941 Who's better than Cheery with powders and prints? 250 00:13:47,981 --> 00:13:49,861 And you, with that nose. And look, 251 00:13:49,901 --> 00:13:51,741 yesterday, it was complaints about 252 00:13:51,781 --> 00:13:53,221 litter and peeping toms. 253 00:13:53,261 --> 00:13:54,861 Today, people want to know if they're gonna be safe. 254 00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:56,381 We should run towards the danger 255 00:13:56,421 --> 00:13:58,341 - everyone else runs away from. - I can't. 256 00:13:58,381 --> 00:13:59,461 You don't strike me as a coward. 257 00:13:59,501 --> 00:14:01,101 If I'm caught outside 258 00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:02,261 when the moon's out. 259 00:14:02,301 --> 00:14:03,581 I'm the danger. 260 00:14:03,621 --> 00:14:05,461 It's me they'll be running from. 261 00:14:05,501 --> 00:14:07,921 We don't live in the same world, Constable. 262 00:14:08,861 --> 00:14:10,201 Angua, I'm sorry, I... 263 00:14:11,781 --> 00:14:14,781 The dragon must be hiding somewhere, Vimes. 264 00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:16,981 The Librarian didn't mention that the, uh, 265 00:14:17,021 --> 00:14:19,421 book could summon dragons, sir. 266 00:14:19,461 --> 00:14:20,861 Have you met him, Vimes? 267 00:14:20,901 --> 00:14:22,381 Well... 268 00:14:23,061 --> 00:14:26,421 Apart from that night I chased Carcer on to its roof, 269 00:14:26,461 --> 00:14:28,901 I've never been anywhere near on Unseen University. 270 00:14:28,941 --> 00:14:32,441 Let's just say The Librarian is a man of few words. 271 00:14:36,741 --> 00:14:37,821 The book 272 00:14:38,221 --> 00:14:39,901 must've been 273 00:14:39,941 --> 00:14:42,961 stolen for Carcer by someone on the inside. 274 00:14:45,741 --> 00:14:47,501 Sorry, I... I didn't mean to think aloud. 275 00:14:47,821 --> 00:14:49,021 Elaborate. 276 00:14:49,061 --> 00:14:50,641 Well, if I find the thief, 277 00:14:51,781 --> 00:14:53,861 they might lead us straight to him. 278 00:14:56,588 --> 00:14:57,668 Sir. 279 00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:02,181 I've, uh, already lost one good officer. 280 00:15:02,221 --> 00:15:04,181 The others barely survived. 281 00:15:04,221 --> 00:15:06,021 "Barely" will suffice, Vimes. 282 00:15:11,981 --> 00:15:13,901 The overalls are made of scalehide. 283 00:15:13,941 --> 00:15:16,781 Flame retardant. Pop the gloves on, will you? 284 00:15:16,821 --> 00:15:18,981 Uh, Lady Ramkin, the trousers are too tight, 285 00:15:19,021 --> 00:15:20,501 they're really riding up around my crotch... 286 00:15:20,541 --> 00:15:23,101 Oh! Vimes. 287 00:15:23,141 --> 00:15:25,781 I've brought these in, in case of another attack. 288 00:15:25,821 --> 00:15:28,341 They won't do much good in a full frontal blast 289 00:15:28,381 --> 00:15:29,781 but they should provide some protection. 290 00:15:31,981 --> 00:15:34,341 Stealing that book from Unseen University 291 00:15:34,381 --> 00:15:35,741 was an inside job. 292 00:15:35,781 --> 00:15:37,501 It's the only lead we've got on Carcer, 293 00:15:37,541 --> 00:15:38,941 and sending that thing back. 294 00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:40,621 Us? The Watch? 295 00:15:40,661 --> 00:15:43,421 - Mmm-hmm. - So, this is an official investigation? 296 00:15:43,461 --> 00:15:44,741 Afraid so. 297 00:15:44,781 --> 00:15:46,701 And I am not losing anybody else. 298 00:15:46,741 --> 00:15:49,061 We do things my way, understand? 299 00:15:49,101 --> 00:15:52,701 Low-key, no stupid risks, heads down. 300 00:15:52,741 --> 00:15:56,581 The Archchancellor is the most powerful wizard in the city. 301 00:15:56,621 --> 00:16:00,501 He created everything, from the street lights to the iconographs. 302 00:16:00,541 --> 00:16:02,601 He'll make short work of you. 303 00:16:03,101 --> 00:16:04,501 - You... You know him? - A little. 304 00:16:04,541 --> 00:16:05,661 So he can help us. 305 00:16:05,701 --> 00:16:06,981 I don't think that's a good idea. 306 00:16:07,021 --> 00:16:08,181 We need all the help we can get. 307 00:16:08,221 --> 00:16:10,321 Good, agreed. Leave it with me. 308 00:16:11,861 --> 00:16:13,261 Uh, leave what with you? 309 00:16:14,461 --> 00:16:15,501 Lady Ramkin! 310 00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:16,821 Leave what with you? 311 00:16:17,925 --> 00:16:19,205 _ 312 00:16:19,206 --> 00:16:20,884 _ 313 00:16:20,885 --> 00:16:23,005 _ 314 00:16:24,181 --> 00:16:26,205 _ 315 00:16:26,206 --> 00:16:28,125 _ 316 00:16:29,005 --> 00:16:30,725 _ 317 00:16:30,726 --> 00:16:32,885 _ 318 00:16:32,886 --> 00:16:35,365 - _ - _ 319 00:16:35,389 --> 00:16:36,765 _ 320 00:16:36,766 --> 00:16:39,004 _ 321 00:16:39,005 --> 00:16:40,165 _ 322 00:16:40,446 --> 00:16:42,124 -_ - _ 323 00:16:42,125 --> 00:16:44,325 _ 324 00:16:44,326 --> 00:16:46,685 _ 325 00:16:48,085 --> 00:16:49,204 _ 326 00:16:50,101 --> 00:16:51,461 Find the wizards. 327 00:16:51,925 --> 00:16:53,990 _ 328 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:54,920 Now! 329 00:16:55,406 --> 00:16:57,005 _ 330 00:17:08,941 --> 00:17:10,701 The wizard's fallen asleep. 331 00:17:10,741 --> 00:17:12,541 It's been a while since he called upstairs. 332 00:17:12,581 --> 00:17:13,861 I should wake him. 333 00:17:13,901 --> 00:17:15,381 Sit back down and let him sleep. 334 00:17:15,421 --> 00:17:16,581 Why are they keeping us waiting? 335 00:17:16,621 --> 00:17:17,816 'Cause we're the Watch. 336 00:17:17,875 --> 00:17:19,381 Or are they using all this time to hide something. 337 00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:23,701 Lord Vetinari publishes the minutes of most council meetings. 338 00:17:23,741 --> 00:17:25,141 I've been reading through some of the paperwork. 339 00:17:25,181 --> 00:17:27,181 Paperwork isn't police work, Constable. 340 00:17:27,581 --> 00:17:28,661 Besides, 341 00:17:28,701 --> 00:17:30,181 if it's a public document. 342 00:17:30,221 --> 00:17:32,481 Then nobody's gonna say anything that's gonna inc... 343 00:17:32,861 --> 00:17:34,021 inc... 344 00:17:34,541 --> 00:17:35,621 Incriminate. 345 00:17:35,661 --> 00:17:37,301 ...incriminate themselves, are they? 346 00:17:37,341 --> 00:17:38,901 Why do you keep shutting me down? 347 00:17:38,941 --> 00:17:41,241 Why don't you shut yourself down for a while? 348 00:17:41,741 --> 00:17:43,098 - Good afternoon. - Ah. 349 00:17:43,981 --> 00:17:45,881 Listen and learn, Constable. 350 00:17:50,061 --> 00:17:51,301 Archchancellor. 351 00:17:53,101 --> 00:17:54,981 We're here to, uh, investigate 352 00:17:55,021 --> 00:17:57,341 a report made by your librarian 353 00:17:57,381 --> 00:17:59,821 about the theft of a book from one of his shelves. 354 00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:01,445 We'd like to ask you a few questions. 355 00:18:01,485 --> 00:18:03,221 I'm not sure how much use I can be to you. 356 00:18:03,261 --> 00:18:04,941 It's a long time since I concerned myself 357 00:18:04,981 --> 00:18:07,501 with minor matters like library books. 358 00:18:07,541 --> 00:18:10,701 Well, in my experience, 359 00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:13,821 it pays to explore every avenue. 360 00:18:13,861 --> 00:18:15,581 We won't take up too much of your time. 361 00:18:15,621 --> 00:18:16,949 And while we're speaking, 362 00:18:16,989 --> 00:18:20,381 my officers here would like to interview your librarian. 363 00:18:20,421 --> 00:18:22,061 That I can arrange. 364 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:25,321 Javier, will you escort these two Watch officers to the library? 365 00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:30,161 Javier? Oh. 366 00:18:30,941 --> 00:18:32,021 Oh. 367 00:18:33,981 --> 00:18:35,841 Did none of you notice he'd died? 368 00:18:36,261 --> 00:18:37,601 Hmm. 369 00:18:44,461 --> 00:18:46,101 Is everybody here a... 370 00:18:46,141 --> 00:18:47,181 A wizard? 371 00:18:47,621 --> 00:18:48,701 Yeah. 372 00:18:48,741 --> 00:18:50,341 And you are? 373 00:18:50,381 --> 00:18:51,721 Just a cleaner. 374 00:18:53,181 --> 00:18:54,901 Right, here we go. 375 00:18:54,941 --> 00:18:56,621 The Librarian will look after you. 376 00:18:56,661 --> 00:18:58,021 You're not coming in with us? 377 00:18:58,061 --> 00:19:00,061 Uh, six floors left more to clean. 378 00:19:00,101 --> 00:19:02,741 Don't worry, the alarms won't trigger when you tread on this one. 379 00:19:02,781 --> 00:19:04,561 You have the Archchancellor's permission. 380 00:19:07,047 --> 00:19:08,087 Thank you. 381 00:19:09,301 --> 00:19:12,241 Roundworld, my biggest discovery. 382 00:19:12,981 --> 00:19:14,681 It's where I get my best ideas. 383 00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:17,441 Helps me focus my imagination. 384 00:19:19,781 --> 00:19:21,341 The, um, stolen book? 385 00:19:21,381 --> 00:19:22,915 Please. 386 00:19:22,952 --> 00:19:26,361 You honestly think I believe you came here to talk about a book? 387 00:19:26,981 --> 00:19:30,081 Vetinari's getting desperate, sending you in here. 388 00:19:31,661 --> 00:19:33,621 They're always spying on us. 389 00:19:33,661 --> 00:19:35,381 We've had them all. 390 00:19:35,421 --> 00:19:38,381 Lowly orphans with tragic stories. 391 00:19:38,421 --> 00:19:39,795 New caterers, 392 00:19:39,836 --> 00:19:42,261 then the old caterers back with their tails between their legs. 393 00:19:45,701 --> 00:19:47,261 I gave them those tails. 394 00:19:47,301 --> 00:19:48,701 We didn't come here for tales. 395 00:19:48,741 --> 00:19:49,997 Or trouble. 396 00:19:50,037 --> 00:19:52,581 That's good, because you're sitting on the last person who did. 397 00:19:55,021 --> 00:19:58,441 Transfiguration. Painful process. 398 00:19:59,261 --> 00:20:02,261 That's the face, you know. 399 00:20:02,301 --> 00:20:04,601 Right by your left... 400 00:20:05,461 --> 00:20:06,901 Excuse me. 401 00:20:06,941 --> 00:20:08,141 Terrible affliction. 402 00:20:08,181 --> 00:20:09,261 What you really want to know 403 00:20:09,301 --> 00:20:11,141 is if we're to blame for that dragon. 404 00:20:11,181 --> 00:20:12,341 - No. - No, no, no. 405 00:20:12,381 --> 00:20:14,301 Captain, I'm not a fool. 406 00:20:14,341 --> 00:20:16,341 I've already told the council that our ex... 407 00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:17,861 I believe you used Slab 408 00:20:17,901 --> 00:20:20,081 in some of those experiments, Archchancellor. 409 00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:22,701 That's right. 410 00:20:22,741 --> 00:20:24,821 It isn't just a narcotic... 411 00:20:24,861 --> 00:20:26,101 Fuel for making magical 412 00:20:26,781 --> 00:20:28,101 reactions. 413 00:20:29,501 --> 00:20:31,581 - What is this? - Yeah, what is this? 414 00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:33,541 It's called interviewing a suspect, sir. 415 00:20:33,581 --> 00:20:34,621 Am I a suspect? 416 00:20:34,661 --> 00:20:35,557 - No. - Yes. 417 00:20:35,581 --> 00:20:36,821 - Yes. - No. 418 00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:39,441 - No, no, no, no, no. - Yes. 419 00:20:40,370 --> 00:20:41,419 Get on with it. 420 00:20:41,443 --> 00:20:43,681 You were recently in dispute with the Alchemists' Guild, 421 00:20:45,541 --> 00:20:47,656 who refused to supply you with Slab after you tried 422 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,021 to drive down their prices. 423 00:20:49,061 --> 00:20:51,821 - You would have got that from... - Council meeting minutes, sir. 424 00:20:51,861 --> 00:20:54,441 - Hmm. - Police work can be paperwork. 425 00:20:54,861 --> 00:20:57,121 You would make a great couch, Constable. 426 00:20:58,261 --> 00:21:01,161 Are you sure he's with the Watch? 427 00:21:01,621 --> 00:21:04,021 Oh, yes. Oh, yes. 428 00:21:04,061 --> 00:21:08,221 Hand picked and trained by me. 429 00:21:08,261 --> 00:21:11,621 And actually, we were both wondering 430 00:21:11,661 --> 00:21:13,381 how you'd solved your... 431 00:21:15,061 --> 00:21:16,501 - Supply. - ...supply. 432 00:21:16,541 --> 00:21:18,901 Supply problem after reading the... 433 00:21:18,941 --> 00:21:20,421 - Minutes. - ...minutes. 434 00:21:20,461 --> 00:21:21,901 Great m... Yeah, I've read those minutes. 435 00:21:21,941 --> 00:21:23,321 It's obvious, isn't it? 436 00:21:24,621 --> 00:21:26,701 Fewer magical reactions. 437 00:21:26,741 --> 00:21:30,141 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an appointment. 438 00:21:30,181 --> 00:21:32,781 So, if you could kindly... 439 00:21:32,821 --> 00:21:34,761 - ...off. - Oh, yes. Yes. 440 00:21:35,741 --> 00:21:36,741 Thank you. 441 00:21:39,661 --> 00:21:40,661 Archchancellor. 442 00:21:44,901 --> 00:21:46,421 Bit dark for a library. 443 00:21:50,421 --> 00:21:52,741 If these freaky books turn mean on us, 444 00:21:52,781 --> 00:21:55,181 you fight the encyclopaedias, I'll fight the periodicals. 445 00:22:05,581 --> 00:22:06,821 And that? 446 00:22:08,221 --> 00:22:10,121 Maybe we can fight that one together. 447 00:22:10,861 --> 00:22:12,781 With the Sarge? 448 00:22:12,821 --> 00:22:14,421 Why are you carrying him around like that? 449 00:22:14,461 --> 00:22:15,801 Crossbow is broken. 450 00:22:30,981 --> 00:22:32,301 Hey, did it just jump? 451 00:22:56,941 --> 00:22:58,141 Cheery? 452 00:23:02,341 --> 00:23:04,141 We know the book was almost certainly stolen 453 00:23:04,181 --> 00:23:05,861 by someone inside the university. 454 00:23:05,901 --> 00:23:08,741 And they exchanged it with Carcer for Slab. 455 00:23:08,781 --> 00:23:10,421 Do you really think he's got an appointment, Captain? 456 00:23:13,501 --> 00:23:15,181 Actually, I do. 457 00:23:17,341 --> 00:23:18,761 This is how you're helping us? 458 00:23:19,461 --> 00:23:20,661 I've come to discuss 459 00:23:20,701 --> 00:23:23,141 this year's Ramkin Scholarship Awards. 460 00:23:23,181 --> 00:23:26,661 My family have been supporting underprivileged students for years. 461 00:23:26,701 --> 00:23:29,581 Hmm. Well, at least you didn't bring Goodboy with you. 462 00:23:29,621 --> 00:23:32,881 I not only learn from my mistakes, I grow. 463 00:23:34,781 --> 00:23:36,541 So, I brought my axe. 464 00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:37,781 You can't carry an axe around... 465 00:23:37,821 --> 00:23:39,821 Can in a coat like this. 466 00:23:39,861 --> 00:23:43,141 Besides, it's not a weapon. It's a tool. 467 00:23:43,181 --> 00:23:44,710 Perfectly legal if you chop firewood. 468 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:45,819 Hmm. 469 00:23:45,843 --> 00:23:48,141 Did the Archchancellor give you anything useful? 470 00:23:48,181 --> 00:23:50,181 Only that he's running low on Slab 471 00:23:50,221 --> 00:23:51,521 and doesn't wanna talk about it. 472 00:23:52,301 --> 00:23:54,541 Is he pestering you, Lady Ramkin? 473 00:23:54,581 --> 00:23:57,281 He's just admiring my coat, Archchancellor. 474 00:23:58,101 --> 00:24:00,761 I'll get him to talk. Watch. 475 00:24:03,821 --> 00:24:05,981 Archchancellor, tell me about... 476 00:24:14,140 --> 00:24:15,560 Cheery? 477 00:24:22,141 --> 00:24:23,301 Cheery? 478 00:24:29,981 --> 00:24:31,101 No, no. It's okay. 479 00:24:32,268 --> 00:24:33,908 Hey, this is The Librarian. 480 00:24:35,301 --> 00:24:36,381 This is Angua. 481 00:24:37,901 --> 00:24:38,901 Say hello. 482 00:24:43,221 --> 00:24:44,301 Hello. 483 00:24:46,301 --> 00:24:47,801 Welcome to the reading room. 484 00:24:49,421 --> 00:24:50,941 - Wait, how come I can... - This space helps them 485 00:24:50,981 --> 00:24:52,841 read books written in ancient languages. 486 00:24:55,101 --> 00:24:56,141 But it also helps them 487 00:24:56,181 --> 00:24:57,181 - read people. - People... 488 00:24:59,021 --> 00:25:00,061 That's incredible. 489 00:25:01,461 --> 00:25:03,621 - Angua. - Cheery. 490 00:25:04,341 --> 00:25:06,181 You're terrified. 491 00:25:06,221 --> 00:25:08,381 You're not carrying the Sarge around as a weapon... 492 00:25:08,421 --> 00:25:09,861 You're thinking of leaving. 493 00:25:09,901 --> 00:25:11,321 ...you're carrying him for comfort. 494 00:25:12,368 --> 00:25:14,208 You're terrified of the dark. 495 00:25:18,181 --> 00:25:20,021 Shall we just... 496 00:25:20,061 --> 00:25:21,381 See what our friend here can tell us about the book? 497 00:25:21,421 --> 00:25:23,161 Yeah, I think we'd better, don't you? 498 00:25:31,981 --> 00:25:33,861 Wow. 499 00:25:33,901 --> 00:25:35,781 No more dragon sightings at least. 500 00:25:35,821 --> 00:25:37,021 Must be nesting somewhere. 501 00:25:37,061 --> 00:25:38,701 Is that what these things do, nest? 502 00:25:40,381 --> 00:25:42,181 What happened to the typewriter? 503 00:25:42,221 --> 00:25:43,261 It... 504 00:25:44,981 --> 00:25:46,381 Doesn't matter. 505 00:25:48,381 --> 00:25:50,421 Sir, did you know the library is right under the dome 506 00:25:50,461 --> 00:25:51,881 where you fought Carcer? 507 00:25:53,101 --> 00:25:54,441 It's all in here. 508 00:25:55,581 --> 00:25:56,801 Your own report. 509 00:26:00,341 --> 00:26:01,921 Checking up on me, Constable? 510 00:26:06,421 --> 00:26:09,381 The Archchancellor sent The Librarian out of the city on an errand 511 00:26:09,421 --> 00:26:11,141 the night the book was stolen. 512 00:26:11,181 --> 00:26:13,701 The Archchancellor denied ever having sent the message, 513 00:26:13,741 --> 00:26:15,461 even though it was in his own handwriting. 514 00:26:15,501 --> 00:26:17,661 That's when The Librarian noticed an empty space on his shelves. 515 00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:19,341 The Archchancellor could lead us to Carcer 516 00:26:19,381 --> 00:26:20,981 but he won't come quietly. 517 00:26:21,021 --> 00:26:22,981 The Library is rigged with an alarm system 518 00:26:23,021 --> 00:26:25,721 that triggers as soon as any trespassers set foot on the floor. 519 00:26:28,221 --> 00:26:30,241 And what good does that do us? 520 00:26:30,541 --> 00:26:32,841 There's a room where you can read people. 521 00:26:33,181 --> 00:26:36,121 We get in there, trigger the alarm, lure him in. 522 00:26:36,741 --> 00:26:38,121 Find out the truth... 523 00:26:39,181 --> 00:26:40,301 All of it. 524 00:26:53,781 --> 00:26:55,001 It's Vimes. 525 00:26:56,101 --> 00:26:57,581 He's investigating. 526 00:26:57,621 --> 00:26:58,901 Investigating? 527 00:26:58,941 --> 00:27:00,861 I did as you asked, 528 00:27:00,901 --> 00:27:02,061 stole the Grimoire. 529 00:27:03,101 --> 00:27:04,781 Now, I need to go. 530 00:27:04,821 --> 00:27:06,981 Why didn't it work, Wonse? 531 00:27:07,021 --> 00:27:08,801 Why couldn't I control the dragon? 532 00:27:10,021 --> 00:27:13,381 I have the book and it's no use to me. 533 00:27:13,421 --> 00:27:15,501 Without magical training, maintaining the bond 534 00:27:15,541 --> 00:27:16,941 between summoner and summoned... 535 00:27:16,981 --> 00:27:18,281 What is this? 536 00:27:20,261 --> 00:27:23,781 I just scrub shit off the walls. 537 00:27:23,821 --> 00:27:25,161 - You're a wizard. - Don't... 538 00:27:26,021 --> 00:27:28,061 Don't call me that. 539 00:27:28,101 --> 00:27:31,581 Not one of their stupid ideas works out the way it's supposed to. 540 00:27:31,621 --> 00:27:32,781 But I'm taking the Slab you gave me 541 00:27:32,821 --> 00:27:35,061 and I'm leaving this city. 542 00:27:35,101 --> 00:27:37,561 Teaching myself everything they held back from me. 543 00:27:40,181 --> 00:27:41,381 Good. 544 00:27:43,381 --> 00:27:44,813 They don't deserve you anyway. 545 00:27:47,021 --> 00:27:49,481 You left me to rot in a cell. 546 00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:54,281 Get our brothers and sisters out of there. 547 00:27:57,261 --> 00:27:59,021 Vimes was supposed to break you all out. 548 00:27:59,061 --> 00:28:00,601 Where'd you go that night? 549 00:28:02,141 --> 00:28:03,761 Why do you still look the same? 550 00:28:04,661 --> 00:28:06,081 What are you hiding? 551 00:28:12,621 --> 00:28:14,721 You were like a father to us kids. 552 00:28:16,821 --> 00:28:18,841 But now we're all older than you. 553 00:28:19,981 --> 00:28:21,801 - How? - Go back. 554 00:28:23,261 --> 00:28:25,741 Use the Reading Room to find out what this symbol is. 555 00:28:25,781 --> 00:28:26,821 I can't. 556 00:28:28,621 --> 00:28:30,041 Go. 557 00:28:30,541 --> 00:28:32,401 Then, maybe, I'll tell you my secret. 558 00:28:44,381 --> 00:28:45,701 Library's right below us. 559 00:28:54,581 --> 00:28:56,541 Why won't you talk about that night, sir? 560 00:28:59,661 --> 00:29:00,741 Hey. 561 00:29:02,261 --> 00:29:03,341 Over here. 562 00:29:10,821 --> 00:29:12,241 Whew! 563 00:29:13,021 --> 00:29:15,621 As soon as we're on the floor, the alarm's will go. 564 00:29:15,661 --> 00:29:16,821 We run for the room. 565 00:29:16,861 --> 00:29:18,621 Draw the Archchancellor in... 566 00:29:18,661 --> 00:29:20,921 And beat the shit out of him and find out where Carcer's holed up. 567 00:29:22,141 --> 00:29:23,661 Watch yourselves with ancient history 568 00:29:23,701 --> 00:29:25,001 and modern languages. 569 00:29:25,501 --> 00:29:26,621 They bite. 570 00:29:37,581 --> 00:29:38,889 That wasn't us. 571 00:29:40,781 --> 00:29:42,541 The Archchancellor will be here soon. 572 00:29:48,861 --> 00:29:49,901 What the... 573 00:29:49,941 --> 00:29:51,121 ...are you doing here? 574 00:29:52,981 --> 00:29:54,241 No, it's somebody else. 575 00:30:03,021 --> 00:30:05,141 You're the thief. 576 00:30:05,181 --> 00:30:06,221 It's my... 577 00:30:06,261 --> 00:30:07,261 ...cleaner. 578 00:30:11,141 --> 00:30:12,661 You've been here all these years. 579 00:30:12,701 --> 00:30:13,741 I would rather be a cleaner here 580 00:30:13,781 --> 00:30:15,541 than Captain of the City Watch. 581 00:30:15,581 --> 00:30:16,967 You know this woman, sir? 582 00:30:18,021 --> 00:30:19,301 A lifetime ago. 583 00:30:19,341 --> 00:30:20,961 They were both in Carcer's gang. 584 00:30:21,541 --> 00:30:23,221 And Vimes turned on us all. 585 00:30:23,261 --> 00:30:24,981 Where'd Carcer go. 586 00:30:25,021 --> 00:30:26,941 How do we get rid of that thing out there? 587 00:30:26,981 --> 00:30:28,741 She doesn't know. 588 00:30:28,781 --> 00:30:31,161 She does know this isn't just about revenge against you. 589 00:30:32,141 --> 00:30:34,101 Carcer wants to burn the whole city down. 590 00:30:34,141 --> 00:30:35,881 Needs to burn it down, every molecule. 591 00:30:36,061 --> 00:30:37,301 Why? 592 00:30:43,141 --> 00:30:44,361 He hasn't told you? 593 00:30:45,661 --> 00:30:47,721 Why come back with a book you've already stolen? 594 00:30:50,541 --> 00:30:52,741 Carcer can't control the dragon... 595 00:30:52,781 --> 00:30:53,961 What is this? 596 00:30:54,421 --> 00:30:55,961 ...without a key. 597 00:30:56,002 --> 00:30:58,841 - But you don't know what it is. - Or where it is. 598 00:31:00,581 --> 00:31:01,861 He's in the Shades. 599 00:31:01,901 --> 00:31:04,661 Rest assured, she will be severely punished 600 00:31:04,701 --> 00:31:07,021 once she's finished the urinals. 601 00:31:07,061 --> 00:31:09,461 This room could revolutionise policing across the Disc. 602 00:31:10,876 --> 00:31:13,621 Spend too much time in here and you regress into... 603 00:31:14,092 --> 00:31:15,241 into this. 604 00:31:15,941 --> 00:31:17,861 An unintended side effect of a spell 605 00:31:17,901 --> 00:31:20,901 designed to make meaning as simple as possible. 606 00:31:20,941 --> 00:31:23,141 Everything you touch has an unintended side effect, 607 00:31:23,181 --> 00:31:24,401 Archchancellor. 608 00:31:25,621 --> 00:31:27,541 And if you want to lift that silly curse, 609 00:31:27,581 --> 00:31:29,461 why don't you try making the sound of a trombone 610 00:31:29,501 --> 00:31:30,741 when you need to swear? 611 00:31:30,781 --> 00:31:32,301 You're no killer, Wonse. 612 00:31:32,341 --> 00:31:33,741 You wouldn't help him burn the city. 613 00:31:33,781 --> 00:31:35,261 That was always the difference between 614 00:31:35,301 --> 00:31:37,341 you and the rest of us, Vimes. 615 00:31:37,381 --> 00:31:40,161 We had to kill or we didn't eat. 616 00:31:41,381 --> 00:31:42,461 You... 617 00:31:43,181 --> 00:31:44,881 didn't eat. 618 00:31:45,221 --> 00:31:47,201 But when it was your turn to pay us back... 619 00:31:48,341 --> 00:31:49,781 Nothing. 620 00:31:50,661 --> 00:31:52,341 - You're coming with me. - Shit. 621 00:31:54,181 --> 00:31:55,341 Goblins! 622 00:31:55,381 --> 00:31:56,501 - Goblins, go! - Where are they? 623 00:31:56,541 --> 00:31:58,241 It's a trap! 624 00:31:58,821 --> 00:32:00,941 Kill them all. 625 00:32:01,461 --> 00:32:03,461 Angua, behind you. 626 00:32:03,501 --> 00:32:04,821 They've strengthened their armour. 627 00:32:04,861 --> 00:32:06,181 They're smarter than we thought. 628 00:32:08,901 --> 00:32:10,821 Hold the doors, now! 629 00:32:10,861 --> 00:32:12,041 Constable... 630 00:32:13,821 --> 00:32:15,381 Lady Ramkin... 631 00:32:15,421 --> 00:32:18,061 Archchancellor, I was out chopping firewood 632 00:32:18,101 --> 00:32:19,621 and I just got lost. 633 00:32:20,221 --> 00:32:21,661 Oh, shit. 634 00:32:21,701 --> 00:32:23,081 Was that really necessary? 635 00:32:23,133 --> 00:32:25,901 The blood boils up and I just throw before I think, you know? 636 00:32:25,941 --> 00:32:27,541 I know why you're terrified. 637 00:32:27,581 --> 00:32:29,301 - The moon. - You'd better run then. 638 00:32:29,341 --> 00:32:31,021 You're the danger? 639 00:32:31,061 --> 00:32:33,581 I decide to seize me and when, understand? 640 00:32:33,621 --> 00:32:35,441 I decide. 641 00:32:35,781 --> 00:32:38,081 - Angua, no. - Go, it's the only way. 642 00:32:40,301 --> 00:32:41,821 Crossbow. 643 00:32:41,861 --> 00:32:43,301 Come on, move. 644 00:32:43,341 --> 00:32:45,761 Move. Come on. Let's go. Let's go. 645 00:33:06,581 --> 00:33:08,847 - The door, sir. - Step aside, Constable. 646 00:33:10,021 --> 00:33:13,241 Sir, it just slides open. 647 00:33:17,901 --> 00:33:19,241 Wonse got here before us. 648 00:33:22,061 --> 00:33:23,373 We just missed them. 649 00:33:27,541 --> 00:33:29,541 Foot hurting, sir? 650 00:33:29,581 --> 00:33:31,481 This is my kicking foot, Constable. 651 00:33:32,421 --> 00:33:33,741 It's taken down many, many, 652 00:33:33,781 --> 00:33:35,181 many, many doors in its time. 653 00:33:35,221 --> 00:33:38,181 In all manner of... Yes, it does hurt actually. 654 00:33:38,221 --> 00:33:39,701 Come on, sir. 655 00:34:31,661 --> 00:34:34,901 We raided Carcer's lock-up. 656 00:34:34,941 --> 00:34:37,001 Confiscated weapons, but, uh... 657 00:34:37,741 --> 00:34:39,081 they'd already moved on. 658 00:34:39,821 --> 00:34:40,981 Raided? 659 00:34:42,141 --> 00:34:44,541 It's a technical police term. 660 00:34:44,581 --> 00:34:45,961 It suits you. 661 00:34:47,341 --> 00:34:50,061 And you mentioned a key? 662 00:34:51,661 --> 00:34:53,701 This picture is from the library book. 663 00:34:53,741 --> 00:34:55,441 We don't know what it is. 664 00:34:56,221 --> 00:34:57,661 Where it is. 665 00:34:59,101 --> 00:35:00,961 Find it before Carcer does. 666 00:35:03,661 --> 00:35:06,221 I mean, after all, 667 00:35:06,261 --> 00:35:08,641 you're the head of the City Watch. 668 00:35:10,421 --> 00:35:12,221 That's nothing special, sir. 669 00:35:12,261 --> 00:35:15,481 Oh, but look at what you've already achieved... 670 00:35:16,907 --> 00:35:18,067 Captain. 671 00:35:40,341 --> 00:35:41,581 Sometimes, 672 00:35:42,901 --> 00:35:47,881 police work can be paperwork. 673 00:35:54,221 --> 00:35:56,021 It's time for the truth. 674 00:35:56,061 --> 00:35:57,661 That night, when I had Carcer 675 00:35:57,701 --> 00:35:59,681 hanging off the edge of that roof, 676 00:36:00,101 --> 00:36:04,661 part of me wanted to push him over. 677 00:36:04,701 --> 00:36:07,401 But another part, that part... 678 00:36:08,381 --> 00:36:11,441 wanted to pull him back. 679 00:36:12,101 --> 00:36:13,341 So, in the end, 680 00:36:14,267 --> 00:36:15,547 I did nothing. 681 00:36:16,828 --> 00:36:18,308 I just... 682 00:36:19,221 --> 00:36:20,441 watched. 683 00:36:21,021 --> 00:36:23,581 And I don't know if what I did 684 00:36:23,621 --> 00:36:26,761 was out of courage 685 00:36:28,101 --> 00:36:29,221 or cowardice. 686 00:36:30,581 --> 00:36:32,981 But I do know one thing. 687 00:36:34,621 --> 00:36:37,961 I'm done watching. 688 00:36:43,181 --> 00:36:44,181 Hmm. 689 00:36:48,421 --> 00:36:49,501 Also... 690 00:36:52,861 --> 00:36:58,061 Sometimes it's hard trying not to do the wrong thing. 691 00:36:58,101 --> 00:36:59,741 And sometimes it's even harder... 692 00:36:59,781 --> 00:37:00,861 Well, it's even harder. 693 00:37:00,901 --> 00:37:03,701 Harder, because as the saying goes, 694 00:37:03,741 --> 00:37:05,181 "You can lead a fish to water..." 695 00:37:05,221 --> 00:37:07,461 "You can't judge an apple by its cover." 696 00:37:07,501 --> 00:37:09,021 "...but you cannot make him drink it." 697 00:37:09,061 --> 00:37:10,461 And sometimes it's even harder... 698 00:37:10,501 --> 00:37:11,848 Apples... 699 00:37:11,902 --> 00:37:13,558 They're gonna be cleaning goblin guts out of those books 700 00:37:13,582 --> 00:37:14,741 for centuries. 701 00:37:14,781 --> 00:37:16,081 I don't want to know. 702 00:37:16,821 --> 00:37:17,981 I wouldn't worry about it. 703 00:37:18,021 --> 00:37:19,521 It's not that they can actually feel pain. 704 00:37:20,861 --> 00:37:22,361 How'd you find me anyway? 705 00:37:24,861 --> 00:37:27,341 - Are those parts of... - I think it's a cat. 706 00:37:27,381 --> 00:37:28,755 Tracked a whole trail of noses and paws. 707 00:37:28,780 --> 00:37:31,547 I guess you don't like those bits. 708 00:37:31,621 --> 00:37:33,841 How can I stay in this job, Cheery? 709 00:37:35,441 --> 00:37:36,721 Well... 710 00:37:39,894 --> 00:37:41,841 Picks up the slightest change in the weather. 711 00:37:43,621 --> 00:37:45,481 Cloudy tonight. 712 00:37:46,007 --> 00:37:47,741 Bad news for people afraid of dragons. 713 00:37:48,781 --> 00:37:50,121 Good news for werewolves. 714 00:37:54,101 --> 00:37:55,901 Why are you so afraid of the dark? 715 00:37:58,701 --> 00:38:00,181 It's not the dark. 716 00:38:01,381 --> 00:38:02,761 It's what's in it. 717 00:38:09,661 --> 00:38:13,761 And at the end of the day, you can't make a pie... 718 00:38:19,981 --> 00:38:23,441 So, I'm done. 719 00:38:24,821 --> 00:38:28,301 That was... wonderful. 720 00:38:28,341 --> 00:38:30,581 - Shall we get back to business? - Yeah. 721 00:38:30,621 --> 00:38:32,821 The lightning you saw, all those years ago, 722 00:38:32,861 --> 00:38:35,261 could be another side effect of an Unseen University experiment. 723 00:38:36,221 --> 00:38:38,541 When you find out what it was, 724 00:38:38,581 --> 00:38:40,101 I'll be able to figure out what happened to Carcer. 725 00:38:40,141 --> 00:38:42,681 And what that is. 726 00:38:43,661 --> 00:38:45,741 I snuck into the Alumni Archives. 727 00:38:45,781 --> 00:38:47,581 Found some papers of a sorcerer 728 00:38:47,621 --> 00:38:49,701 who had wasted his entire life trying to prove it was possible 729 00:38:49,741 --> 00:38:52,101 to summon a noble dragon. 730 00:38:52,141 --> 00:38:54,661 Carcer must have been using the Grimoire the sorcerer made. 731 00:38:54,701 --> 00:38:58,061 Yes. Also, on the sorcerer's deathbed, 732 00:38:58,101 --> 00:38:59,821 he bequeathed a magical artefact 733 00:38:59,861 --> 00:39:01,301 to a friend for safekeeping. 734 00:39:01,341 --> 00:39:05,301 - What is it? - This was his legacy. 735 00:39:05,341 --> 00:39:08,941 "I entrust Gawain's power to you. 736 00:39:08,981 --> 00:39:12,261 "Place him in Veltrick's hand and all will be well." 737 00:39:12,301 --> 00:39:15,461 - Gawain? - Gawain could be the key. 738 00:39:15,501 --> 00:39:16,901 Veltrick. 739 00:39:16,941 --> 00:39:18,061 Why do I know that name? 740 00:39:18,101 --> 00:39:19,181 Veltrick was a king. 741 00:39:19,221 --> 00:39:21,421 He was inhumed by the Assassin's Guild 742 00:39:21,461 --> 00:39:24,941 many centuries ago, long before they were legalised. 743 00:39:24,981 --> 00:39:26,941 They were so proud of their accomplishment, 744 00:39:26,981 --> 00:39:29,701 they made a statue of him in their gallery. 745 00:39:32,507 --> 00:39:34,027 And what's so funny? 746 00:39:34,821 --> 00:39:36,941 Oh, well, 747 00:39:36,981 --> 00:39:38,961 we're actually quite good at this, aren't we? 748 00:39:40,101 --> 00:39:41,101 Wait one minute. 749 00:39:53,701 --> 00:39:56,201 I wouldn't be seen dead wearing that, Vimes. 750 00:39:58,541 --> 00:40:02,041 Well, you have to wear the badge if you want to help us. 751 00:40:07,741 --> 00:40:10,001 I will consider your offer. 752 00:40:16,541 --> 00:40:18,881 Did I just do something wrong? 753 00:40:19,341 --> 00:40:21,721 When I saw Lady Ramkin with that dragon, 754 00:40:22,701 --> 00:40:24,641 I thought I'd check her records. 755 00:40:24,901 --> 00:40:27,761 Smaller offences often mask bigger ones... 756 00:40:28,541 --> 00:40:30,281 I think you should read this. 757 00:40:31,901 --> 00:40:35,201 Something happened to her years ago. 758 00:40:36,821 --> 00:40:37,981 Don't leave. 759 00:40:40,461 --> 00:40:41,981 Help me to find the key before Vimes. 760 00:40:42,021 --> 00:40:44,941 I am taking my Slab and I am getting out of here. 761 00:40:44,981 --> 00:40:46,761 You're not gonna find what you're looking for. 762 00:40:49,341 --> 00:40:51,121 The story of this world's already been written. 763 00:40:52,941 --> 00:40:55,141 There is no place in it for you or me. 764 00:40:55,181 --> 00:40:58,601 No. I don't believe that. 765 00:40:58,861 --> 00:41:00,061 I know it. 766 00:41:01,861 --> 00:41:02,981 I've seen it. 767 00:41:06,421 --> 00:41:08,881 Where have you been all these years? 768 00:41:21,061 --> 00:41:22,441 Found a new gang... 769 00:41:24,061 --> 00:41:26,381 Bigger and better than any guild. 770 00:41:26,421 --> 00:41:29,401 And the Watch, they see through the whole maze. 771 00:41:31,861 --> 00:41:33,841 Every turn, every route... 772 00:41:35,181 --> 00:41:36,861 All the ways it's rigged. 773 00:41:36,901 --> 00:41:39,121 - Who are they? - Silent partners. 774 00:41:40,741 --> 00:41:43,441 They can give us the power to write our own story. 775 00:41:46,341 --> 00:41:49,201 They just ask that we burn this one down. 776 00:41:59,607 --> 00:42:00,607 All of it. 777 00:42:00,707 --> 00:42:05,707 CREDITS