1 00:00:05,616 --> 00:00:08,915 _ 2 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:14,056 - Is this heaven ? - It's hell. 3 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:25,560 I am with someone ! 4 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:27,576 Sorry. 5 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:31,660 Oh. They're an absolute nightmare today. 6 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:34,500 Is this death ? 7 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:37,040 Obviously. 8 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:41,616 How did I... How did I get here ? 9 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:44,120 Watch, Sam Vimes, watch. 10 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,520 Stop, citizen. 11 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:05,540 Sam, what are you doing here ? 12 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:07,260 It's just a patrol. 13 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:09,780 You know him ? 14 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:18,980 - You said only the captain. - You said you'd do it. 15 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:22,800 What's the matter with you ? You've been in there a month. 16 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:25,736 As long as people that are dead have all the power, 17 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:27,260 we stay in the gutter. 18 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:29,020 You made a promise. 19 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:33,560 Keep it. 20 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,520 Get our brothers and sisters out of there. 21 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:42,576 Finish off Keel. 22 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:45,020 Do I have to watch all this again ? 23 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,260 Actually, you do. 24 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:57,000 What happened to Sergeant Swires ? 25 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,420 Carcer Dun. 26 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:05,820 Got your whole gang locked up. 27 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:07,976 Not my whole gang. 28 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,700 One of them works for you. 29 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:13,900 Is that why you joined up ? 30 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:18,456 - Do it, Sam. - Don't listen, Sam. 31 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:20,300 - Come home. - He is home. 32 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:25,440 Who saved you from the streets ? 33 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:27,520 Kept you alive. 34 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:29,816 The Watch is just another gang. 35 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:31,740 See, that's where you're wrong, Sam. 36 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:35,420 The Watch is hope, justice. 37 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:38,940 It could save this city as could Sam. 38 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:44,540 In 20 years' time, he'll become a captain. 39 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:48,456 An inspiration. A symbol of good. 40 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:50,376 You... 41 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:54,340 have the right to remain silent. 42 00:02:55,640 --> 00:02:57,640 _ 43 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:04,976 Where were we with this ? 44 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,700 Are you paying attention, Vimes ? 45 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:10,416 Help ! Help me ! 46 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:12,096 The kid's insane. 47 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:14,336 I told you to watch. 48 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:15,856 I'm gonna piss on you. 49 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:17,200 Oi, stop that thief, mate. 50 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:19,736 Just hold it right there. 51 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:21,600 Hey, hey ! Stop him ! 52 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:27,740 Sergeant Detritus. 53 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:32,380 Captain, where is your suspect ? 54 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:34,180 He got away. 55 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,696 Again. 56 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:38,540 We'll get him next time. 57 00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:40,640 Let's go get pissed. 58 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:44,360 Hey, stop ! Thief ! 59 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:51,200 You're dead, you know that ? Dead. 60 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:53,456 What is wrong with you ? 61 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:55,176 I'm Constable Carrot Ironfoundersson. 62 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:57,336 Just transferred in from the Copper Red mountains. 63 00:03:57,360 --> 00:03:58,456 Stop struggling. 64 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:00,056 We'll be at The Watch House, soon. 65 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:02,216 - We're going to The Watch House ? - Is that okay with you ? 66 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:04,016 All right. Laugh it up. 67 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:05,416 See if it's so funny in a few years 68 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:07,216 when you're doing hard time in there. 69 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:09,176 Welcome to the home of Ankh-Morpork's 70 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:10,576 finest crime fighters. 71 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:13,840 You get anything other than fresh air and flowers in the mountains ? 72 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:16,256 Like, news maybe ? 73 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:25,896 Wow. 74 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:28,296 There's more pigeons than police in here. 75 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:29,600 It's the ring of Vulgaris. 76 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:33,020 Only find that blossom in the mountains. 77 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:36,060 You're late, Constable. 78 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:38,016 Corporal Angua. 79 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:39,400 Got a detective on our hands. 80 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:42,456 I caught this bag snatcher. 81 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:43,896 I'll take him down to the cells. 82 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:47,296 A punishment for laying his hands on me. 83 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:48,976 - His death. - What ? 84 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,656 I wanna watch the execution. 85 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:52,740 Am I missing something ? 86 00:04:57,160 --> 00:04:58,860 Don't forget your swag. 87 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:04,580 Vetinari will hear of this. 88 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:12,056 He's head of the Thieves' Guild. 89 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:14,776 But he stole in broad daylight. 90 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:16,496 They're allowed to steal. 91 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:18,200 Welcome to Ankh-Morpork. 92 00:05:19,528 --> 00:05:20,968 What exactly do we do here ? 93 00:05:21,834 --> 00:05:27,180 Synced and corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 94 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:31,980 My Lord, he's here. 95 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:34,920 And I'm afraid he's brought his troll. 96 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:41,496 Look, go easy on the floor tiles, Sarge. 97 00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:43,480 Don't worry. I've lost weight since the last time. 98 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:47,860 Yes, that's quite far enough, Sergeant Detritus. 99 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:55,456 I'm sorry to interrupt your very important work, Vimes. 100 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,256 But perhaps you could explain to me 101 00:05:57,280 --> 00:06:00,200 why the head of the Thieves' Guild said he was arrested... 102 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:02,216 for stealing. 103 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:03,976 Uh, mistakes are a mistake. 104 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,176 No, the allegation was very clear. 105 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:09,256 Constable Ironfoundersson. 106 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:10,936 Ah, well, there you go, sir. 107 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:12,936 No one of that name in The Watch. 108 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:15,216 - So we'll go about my duties. - Captain. Captain. 109 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:17,700 The new boy. The dwarf. 110 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:21,160 Oh. 111 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:23,040 Come here, Vimes. 112 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,040 Go on. 113 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:30,240 - Your... - Hmm ? 114 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:32,760 Oh. Sorry. 115 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:36,176 - A moment. - I know you feel your status 116 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:38,176 couldn't get any lower 117 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:40,376 in this city after the growth of the guilds. 118 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,520 And that you have... 119 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:45,856 Catastrophic low self-esteem. 120 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:51,896 But I want you to marshal all the resources at your disposal. 121 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:55,896 The Librarian from Unseen University 122 00:06:55,920 --> 00:07:00,040 has reported that a book has been stolen from his shelves. 123 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:05,340 He says that it's very red. 124 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:07,216 Popular title, sir. 125 00:07:07,240 --> 00:07:10,976 The colour, Vimes. Red scalehide. 126 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,976 So, uh, you want me to use 127 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:18,456 all the resources at my disposal 128 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:21,456 to find a library book ? 129 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:23,456 This is very serious, Vimes. 130 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:27,136 A Librarian's happiness is at stake. 131 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:32,300 And he insists that it was stolen, not lost. 132 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:36,700 Well, I'll... I'll... 133 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:39,100 give it all I've got, sir. 134 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:42,416 Send for the stonemason, would you ? 135 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:44,776 The troll has wrecked my floor again. 136 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:45,880 Let's go. 137 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:50,096 Uh-huh. Got you. 138 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:51,760 Eyes down, ears on me. 139 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:54,660 - Constable... - Carrot. 140 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:58,240 My name's not because of my hair, you know. 141 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:01,176 My body shape tapers down from my shoulders. 142 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:04,340 What I'll tell you is more interesting and it'll keep you alive. 143 00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:07,496 Twenty years back, there was a massive crime wave. 144 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:10,256 Gangs running so wild, The Watch couldn't keep up. 145 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:12,056 So Vetinari brought the ancient guilds 146 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:14,536 out of the shadows and legalised them. 147 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:16,216 Figured if crime's gonna be so normal, 148 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:18,616 might as well organise it yourself. 149 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:21,400 You want to steal, join the Thieves' Guild. 150 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:25,960 Need somebody killed, go to the Assassins' Guild. 151 00:08:26,896 --> 00:08:28,376 Where I'm from, that's murder. 152 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:30,536 Here they call it information. 153 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:31,856 Even leave a receipt. 154 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:33,856 As long as everyone keeps within their quotas, 155 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:37,033 - crime stays lower than it's ever been. - And The Watch ? 156 00:08:37,057 --> 00:08:39,336 They'll have to work twice as hard to cut crime. 157 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:40,576 All the guild's got to do is... 158 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:42,080 Work less. 159 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:45,176 Breed them smart in the mountains. 160 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:47,216 Bet no dwarf criminal saw the sun when you were around. 161 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:48,360 Well, actually, I'm a dwarf. 162 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:53,256 Also not a dwarf. I was adopted, 163 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:55,561 but I've got the best deduction rate of anyone in my unit. 164 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:59,060 - 23 colours. - I'm sure. 165 00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:00,736 Well, also not. 166 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:03,216 You won't be taking anyone down here. 167 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:04,736 It's a good gig for laying low. 168 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:06,220 I didn't come here to lay low. 169 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:08,136 I came here because 170 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:10,160 Captain Sam Vimes personally requested my presence. 171 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,740 Really ? All the way from the mountains ? 172 00:09:14,420 --> 00:09:16,136 The blossom. 173 00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:19,016 It took me five days to hike down here from home. 174 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:20,700 How come you can still smell it on me ? 175 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:26,296 Are bar fights illegal ? 176 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:27,960 Depends who's fighting. Hey ! 177 00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:30,960 Really ? 178 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,000 _ 179 00:09:34,024 --> 00:09:36,024 _ 180 00:09:36,048 --> 00:09:38,048 _ 181 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,336 Let's go. Come on, let's get out of here. 182 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:49,540 Angua ! 183 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:53,176 Say this for the new boy, Captain. 184 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:55,780 Taking a long time to get himself killed in there. 185 00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:58,940 You're coming with me, drug-dealing scum. 186 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:02,420 What are you doing, Constable ? 187 00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:06,500 You're Captain Vimes ? 188 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:09,176 But you were trying to urinate on that dog. 189 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:10,456 Pissed on another dog, sir ? 190 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:12,216 It was pissing on me first, Angua. 191 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:13,816 We're really gonna nail that wee bastard. 192 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:15,456 Uh-huh. 193 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:16,896 This man was carrying a large supply 194 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:18,856 of the narcotic I believe you call Slab. 195 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:20,336 He freely admits to it. 196 00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:21,880 And to the trafficking of the drug. 197 00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:24,680 Wait. 198 00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:26,580 This too ? 199 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:32,820 Hong. Alchemist Guild. 12:42. 200 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,336 You gonna execute him ? 201 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:36,616 Sir, his dispute with another Alchemist 202 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:38,656 has led to public disorder and damage. 203 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:40,376 Surely both within our jurisdiction. 204 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:42,056 I think on this occasion we can forget 205 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:45,140 about the disorder and the damage. 206 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:51,500 Vetinari's gonna destroy The Watch for this. 207 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:56,220 I don't like it either, kid, but I don't make the rules. 208 00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:59,256 Rules ? 209 00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:02,216 With all due respect, Captain, none of this makes sense. 210 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:03,600 No one said anything to me about... 211 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:09,300 Watch, Sam Vimes, watch. 212 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:14,660 Watch closely, now. 213 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:19,416 Carcer Dun... 214 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:23,176 I'm arresting you. You have the right to remain silent. 215 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:25,540 Okay. We can solve this. 216 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:26,856 Yeah, it's all right. 217 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:28,280 How could you do this to us ? 218 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:31,580 Where'd you go ? 219 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:41,496 Sam knows that this is his second chance 220 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:43,100 and he won't throw it away. 221 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:47,080 No ! 222 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:50,980 What have you done ? 223 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:54,460 What have you done ? 224 00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:58,020 Captain. Captain. 225 00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:02,800 You're the captain now. 226 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:24,360 You... 227 00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:28,220 have the right to remain... 228 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:30,340 Oh, this is gonna hurt. 229 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:32,740 silent. 230 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:35,896 poison in him. 231 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:37,896 - It's not poison. - Actually, it is poison. 232 00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:39,660 But good poison. 233 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:41,216 Klatchian coffee. 234 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:42,736 It'll sober you up quicker than anything. 235 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:44,936 - I've gone blind. - Only temporarily. 236 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:47,176 No, wait, I'm having a vision. 237 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,256 See ? 238 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:50,700 Stars, the universe... 239 00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:53,216 So many worlds. 240 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,040 - Is he supposed to be... - He's totally fine. 241 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,616 That's only happened once before. 242 00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:00,324 Must have gotten the wrong concentration. 243 00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:01,688 It's driven him back through sobriety 244 00:13:01,712 --> 00:13:03,176 and out the other side where no mind should go. 245 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,680 This will help him out. Hey, Captain. 246 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:06,800 Captain... Captain. 247 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,336 Oh, you need another sip. 248 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,816 Otherwise you'll start seeing that pixie in the corner of your eye. 249 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:18,016 His name's Trevor. He cannot be reasoned with. 250 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:19,576 Cheery's our forensic officer. 251 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,456 Nothing she doesn't know about potions and powders. 252 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:22,840 - She ? - She. 253 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:24,400 Me. 254 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:26,816 Oh. 255 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:29,600 Well... 256 00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:33,220 Morning, team. 257 00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:38,536 From Vetinari. We are to use every resource at our disposal. 258 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:39,900 I can look at that, sir. 259 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:44,496 Are you wearing sandals, Constable ? 260 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:48,140 Get downstairs and get yourself a pair of boots, boy. 261 00:13:53,868 --> 00:13:55,328 A library book. 262 00:13:57,515 --> 00:13:58,980 You heard your captain. 263 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:13,720 Your liver is gonna leave you if you keep on treating her like this. 264 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:21,376 You believe in ghosts, Cheery ? 265 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:24,216 Only those two goth ghosts that keep following me around, 266 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:25,960 staring at me from the balcony on Thursdays. 267 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,136 Want me to join their band. 268 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:29,440 They won't take no for an answer. 269 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:35,380 Earlier on, I, I thought I... 270 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:40,620 No, I know. I saw the man... 271 00:14:42,702 --> 00:14:43,942 who did this. 272 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:47,936 Carcer Dun is dead, Captain. 273 00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:49,216 No, he was standing right in front of me. 274 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:50,656 - Sir... - Like you are now. 275 00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:52,680 - He can't have been. - I should have arrested him. 276 00:14:55,626 --> 00:14:57,180 Maybe this is your second chance. 277 00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:00,780 If you're so sure, prove it. 278 00:15:02,445 --> 00:15:03,445 You're a cop. 279 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:05,720 Find him. 280 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,136 Hold it right there. 281 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:20,376 Constable Carrot Ironfoundersson of City Watch. 282 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:21,896 Oh, yeah ? Where you going in such a hurry ? 283 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:24,840 Good evening, Mrs Gob Swallow. I... Oh. 284 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:27,600 You're under arrest. Stop or I will... 285 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:31,300 You ! I know it was you. 286 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:33,496 You stole it, didn't you ? 287 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:34,880 You're stole the library... 288 00:15:36,863 --> 00:15:38,023 The library book. 289 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,016 Pathetic. 290 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:45,000 I thought you were very commanding. 291 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:46,280 What ? 292 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:52,480 Did you see all of that ? 293 00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:59,120 That's a great arse. 294 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,060 Another one. 295 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:29,776 Found that book yet ? 296 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:31,776 No, I haven't found it 297 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:33,016 because weirdly nobody cares about 298 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:34,780 a stolen library book around here. 299 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:36,936 I've been looking through your paperwork. 300 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,496 And all any of you have done 301 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:41,056 in a city full of thieves and killers 302 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:43,420 is shoot a bunch of innocent pigeons and chase a dog. 303 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:45,096 Bad dog. 304 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:46,696 I don't think it's gonna work out for me here. 305 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:48,536 By the way, whatever monster 306 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:50,980 you've been keeping in cell 19 is out. 307 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:56,336 No monster. 308 00:16:56,360 --> 00:17:00,040 Hey, take it easy, Sarge. It's okay. 309 00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:07,816 I'm giving Captain Vimes my resignation and I'm going home. 310 00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:09,856 You won't find him. 311 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,560 He'll be asleep in some gutter by now. 312 00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:14,540 My turn. 313 00:17:16,154 --> 00:17:17,314 Huh ? 314 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,420 Sorry. 315 00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:39,656 - Who's that ? - I'm Sam Vimes from the City Watch. 316 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:41,136 Piss off, I'm painting. 317 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,816 I order you to give me that slide. 318 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:44,376 I'll bite your finger. 319 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:45,800 Who do you think you are ? 320 00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:50,480 Watch, my arse. How dare you interrupt an artist. 321 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:13,100 Who saved you ? Kept you alive ? 322 00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:18,760 The Watch has just never cared. 323 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,220 Carcer, stop. 324 00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:37,260 There's nowhere to go. 325 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,220 Nowhere for you to go either, Sam. 326 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:50,656 Unseen University warns you, 327 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:54,216 all citizens to keep away from the sewers. 328 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:56,936 A creature has escaped his lab... 329 00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:59,256 Oh. Where are you two going ? 330 00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:01,360 Keep away from the sewers. 331 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,120 Keep away... 332 00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:43,300 I always thought we were brothers. 333 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:03,320 Told you. 334 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:07,300 I'll leave him a note and you'll never have to see me again. 335 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:12,416 It's father's handwriting. 336 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,256 Why would he be sending the captain a letter ? 337 00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:15,456 Yeah, we shouldn't be in here. 338 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,500 "He's a good kid, but he's grown so big. 339 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:19,856 "The other day he hit his head on a hoist 340 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:21,680 "and nearly brought down the entire mineshaft. 341 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:25,840 "People are scared. 342 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:28,880 "I'm scared." 343 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,936 That hoist was way too low. The shortest dwarf... 344 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:34,376 Why don't you join us downstairs ? 345 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,640 "We think he'll be safer if he's in the big City Watch. 346 00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:43,640 "So will we." 347 00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:46,960 Captain didn't ask for me. 348 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,080 Did he ? 349 00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:53,000 My father wanted rid. 350 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:57,840 That's who Sam Vimes is. 351 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:02,000 Helps people who have nowhere else to go. 352 00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:15,500 _ 353 00:21:15,863 --> 00:21:18,248 _ 354 00:21:18,490 --> 00:21:20,490 _ 355 00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:22,600 _ 356 00:21:22,639 --> 00:21:24,639 _ 357 00:21:24,748 --> 00:21:27,320 _ 358 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000 _ 359 00:21:32,140 --> 00:21:34,140 _ 360 00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:49,540 Never trust an alchemist. 361 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:07,620 Carrot, why did you become a cop ? 362 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:09,860 I always thought I was just... 363 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,500 a large dwarf. 364 00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:17,576 Special. 365 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:20,256 When I was 16, my parents came and sat on my lap 366 00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:24,180 and told me that my height and width wasn't down to good nutrition. 367 00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:27,380 I was just human. 368 00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:33,580 Someone threw me down a mineshaft. 369 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,336 Like I was nothing. 370 00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:41,220 I landed on the woman who'd go on to become my dwarf mother. 371 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,420 Now, who does that ? 372 00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:48,020 Now, who throws a baby... 373 00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:50,720 down a mountain mine... 374 00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:54,680 at a dwarf ? 375 00:22:56,440 --> 00:23:00,260 So you became a cop to stop people from throwing babies at dwarves ? 376 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,760 At least you were accepted in your mine. 377 00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:13,620 Buried all us kids under beards. 378 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:18,860 First thing I did when I got here was shave. 379 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:23,536 Were you adopted as well ? 380 00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:25,336 You seem very tall for a dwarf. 381 00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:26,980 We come in all sizes down there. 382 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:29,180 What about you, Sarge ? 383 00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:31,240 Why did you join The Watch ? 384 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:36,256 Why did you have to go and save me ? Huh ? 385 00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:37,840 He doesn't like to talk about it. 386 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,160 But I'll show you why I'm here. 387 00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:49,480 You asked how I could still pick up that blossom scent after five days. 388 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:56,460 I'll look after anything she can hurt herself with after she turns. 389 00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:58,040 Turns ? 390 00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:02,680 You're a werewolf. 391 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:06,136 Didn't I say we've got a detective on our hands ? 392 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,760 Why don't you just keep the light out ? 393 00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:12,376 Stay like this ? 394 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:13,520 Because I'm not just this. 395 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:17,360 Like you're not just a human. 396 00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:22,840 Most humans would have run by now or tried to kill me. 397 00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:27,140 Sarge ? 398 00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:35,700 Shame. No monster. 399 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:50,820 Here she comes. 400 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:06,480 Whoo ! 401 00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:08,776 Well... 402 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,600 I hope you're better behaved than he is today. 403 00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:14,016 Excuse me. 404 00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:15,936 We raise hands if you want to speak. 405 00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:17,660 - You... - Hands. 406 00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:20,456 - Uh... - Hand ? 407 00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,136 - You... - Raise your hand. Hand ? 408 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:23,740 Raise your hand. 409 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,620 - Yes. - You're on fire. 410 00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:29,560 Oh. So I am. 411 00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:33,376 He always gets like that when I try to worm him. 412 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,256 Good morning, class. 413 00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:37,360 Good morning, ma'am. 414 00:25:37,384 --> 00:25:39,384 _ 415 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:42,416 Who here would like to explain to our new classmate 416 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,320 what these sessions are all about ? 417 00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:47,280 Anyone ? 418 00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:48,600 No ? 419 00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:51,576 All right, I'll do it. 420 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:54,376 I brought you here because you've been brainwashed 421 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:57,776 into believing that crime is a legitimate profession. 422 00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:00,440 But I am here to save you from this delusion. 423 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:02,760 - Um... - Hand. 424 00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:04,960 Oh. 425 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:08,296 Yes. 426 00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:09,680 I'm not a criminal. 427 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,376 Good. 428 00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:12,736 You're not a criminal. 429 00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:13,936 You're a victim. 430 00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:15,856 Of a system designed to make things better 431 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:17,376 but actually only perpetuates... 432 00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:20,936 No, no, no. I'm... I'm really not a criminal. 433 00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:22,740 I'm not even a member of a guild. 434 00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:24,860 I haven't done anything wrong. 435 00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:26,480 I'm... 436 00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:29,440 Captain Vimes of The Watch. 437 00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:34,696 - The Watch ? - Mmm-hmm. 438 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:38,600 You're interfering with an official investigation. 439 00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:43,280 Into what ? 440 00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:47,840 Tell us, I'm sure we'd all love to hear it. 441 00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:50,816 Yes. 442 00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:53,896 It's, uh, classified information. 443 00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:56,176 Are you investigating the fact that our streets 444 00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:59,896 are crawling with assassins who not only murder with impunity 445 00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:02,480 but with professional pride ? 446 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:06,136 Meanwhile... 447 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:08,816 everybody just carries on. 448 00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,336 Going to work... 449 00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:14,502 eating, sleeping, not running around in a constant state of panic, 450 00:27:14,526 --> 00:27:17,696 wondering how everyone around you can just carry on 451 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,016 without ripping their tongues out 452 00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:20,096 and strangling each other 453 00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:21,480 at the state of it all. 454 00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:27,296 So... 455 00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:30,500 Mr Police Officer, I'll make it easy for you. 456 00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:34,540 You have ten seconds to tell me or I'll feed you to Goodboy. 457 00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:36,320 Goodboy ? 458 00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:39,860 Ten seconds. 459 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:46,576 - Can I just... - Shh ! 460 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,005 - But... - Shh ! 461 00:27:48,029 --> 00:27:52,340 Quiet. Some old clients are trying to recruit a new band member. 462 00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:56,536 I've told you. 463 00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:58,140 I'm not interested. 464 00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:04,440 Ghosts again ? 465 00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:06,680 It's harassment. 466 00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:10,960 What's that ? 467 00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:13,320 Clack machine. 468 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,136 Today's cases. 469 00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:18,936 Tree stuck up a cat, witch being sarcastic, 470 00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:21,360 sewer monster eating another street. 471 00:28:22,984 --> 00:28:24,984 _ 472 00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:30,816 - So you think this shows... - Carcer Dun. 473 00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:33,456 Who's come back from the dead after 20 years, 474 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:36,416 hasn't aged a day and is now stockpiling Slab. 475 00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:39,216 After a double crossing and murdering an alchemist. 476 00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:40,520 Also crushing an imp. 477 00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,000 - An imp ? - Hmm. 478 00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:46,616 I don't think I introduced myself. 479 00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:48,240 My name is Lady Sybil Ramkin. 480 00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:50,616 Is this absolutely necessary ? 481 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:51,860 I'm afraid it is. 482 00:28:58,440 --> 00:28:59,976 I'm warning you. 483 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,656 I might not be in the best shape but I will hit a woman. 484 00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:04,976 You're in appalling shape. You need help. 485 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,336 - Me ? - No meat on the rump. 486 00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:07,616 Barely any length of bone. 487 00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:09,336 Taking on the guilds... 488 00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:11,696 Your vigilante act is the most deranged thing I've ever seen. 489 00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:13,976 Bet you haven't been wormed in years. 490 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,616 You're a terrorist. 491 00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:17,840 You know... I suppose I am. 492 00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:23,320 What happened to you ? 493 00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:38,440 Sarge ? 494 00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:53,176 So, a public drinking fountain's been blocked. 495 00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:54,776 They can all drink somewhere else, can't they ? 496 00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:56,656 It's blocked because there's a dead body in it. 497 00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:58,900 - Drowned. - What, after their throat was cut ? 498 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:00,856 Then it's an inhumation. 499 00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:02,336 There's no mention of a receipt. 500 00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:04,480 If it was the Assassins' Guild, wouldn't there be one ? 501 00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:08,700 Says here the body was found in Sator Square. 502 00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:10,816 There you go. Suicide. 503 00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:13,776 Anyone walking alone around there is committing suicide. 504 00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:15,216 Then I'll be committing suicide. 505 00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:17,220 Stop right there, Constable. 506 00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:25,200 Your buttons are all over the place. 507 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,120 This... 508 00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:40,096 Angua, this is a murder. 509 00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:41,840 It's time we stopped watching. 510 00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:46,480 Go get the others. 511 00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:57,136 Why are you trying to change people ? 512 00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:59,096 I don't want to be changed. 513 00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,696 Everyone is so busy just surviving this place, 514 00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:04,176 they never stop to think about what's wrong with it. 515 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:06,816 What happens when they do ? 516 00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:09,656 I run them to the edge of the city and shoo them off. 517 00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:11,440 Well, you're not worming me. 518 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:13,576 Not ever. 519 00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:14,800 We'll see about that. 520 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:17,096 Locked. 521 00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:19,016 I think this is where Carcer is... 522 00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:20,400 You're boring me. Out of the way. 523 00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:29,200 No one here. 524 00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:33,216 30 kids used to sleep in here. 525 00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:36,656 Carcer was kinder to me than this city ever was. 526 00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:37,920 And how did they repay him ? 527 00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:41,760 Arrest me, then ! 528 00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:47,920 Come on, arrest me ! 529 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:50,560 What are you waiting for ? 530 00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:54,600 Out ! 531 00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:04,780 - "Arrest me" ? - Carcer... 532 00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:06,936 killed Captain Keel. 533 00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:08,776 It should have been my first arrest. 534 00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:09,896 But he died before I... 535 00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:11,176 So someone's messing with you. 536 00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:12,620 I know what I saw. 537 00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:17,376 Oh, yes. 538 00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:20,736 Oh, there's no point growing it when Goodboy insists 539 00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:24,056 on burning it off at the slightest sign of a syringe. 540 00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:25,136 Goodboy ? 541 00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:27,020 The thing you keep in your basement ? 542 00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:31,320 Lady Ramkin ? 543 00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:34,216 You were right. 544 00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:35,980 I really do need your help. 545 00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:41,056 Throat's the city's best snitch. 546 00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:43,016 But her information doesn't come cheap. 547 00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:44,820 This is a family heirloom. 548 00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:47,180 Better be worth it, Vimes. 549 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:52,856 This alchemist turned up dead yesterday. 550 00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:55,260 We're trying to find whoever's with him in the slide. 551 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,500 Sorry, Captain. No idea. 552 00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,060 A murdered guild member. 553 00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:03,100 I think he's illegally stockpiling Slab. 554 00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:07,700 We never touch that stuff. 555 00:33:07,745 --> 00:33:09,745 _ 556 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:12,336 You know what the guild would do to freelancers like me 557 00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:14,740 if we so much as breathe on their turf ? 558 00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:20,736 I hear that mime artist is back in Catmere Street. 559 00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:24,136 Smearing his bits up and down the shop windows, frightening kids. 560 00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:25,860 - Filth. - Vimes. 561 00:33:27,552 --> 00:33:28,793 Aren't The Watch more concerned 562 00:33:28,820 --> 00:33:31,500 with noisy neighbours and dog shit these days ? 563 00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:33,016 Slab ? 564 00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:34,376 Personal supply. 565 00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:35,936 Very personal. 566 00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:37,280 "Never touch that stuff." 567 00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:41,660 My bitches will make it quick. 568 00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:45,136 Make it quick, bitches. 569 00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:47,576 We've got business to be getting on with. 570 00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:50,256 Let me guess. You are unarmed. 571 00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:51,660 Mimes just mime it. 572 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,100 Goodboy bit a mime once. 573 00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:56,096 Man didn't make a sound, 574 00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:57,376 but his expression... 575 00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:02,216 That's Goodboy ? 576 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:03,920 I thought you'd got some monster locked up. 577 00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:12,660 Come on. 578 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:14,976 Piss off, then. 579 00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:25,260 They'll just... They'll just be a bit singed. 580 00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:48,520 It's over. 581 00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:52,780 I think. 582 00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:56,576 You know he had six kids, don't ya ? 583 00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:57,736 And the other one ? 584 00:34:57,760 --> 00:34:59,740 Did a lot of charity work. 585 00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:02,296 Those dragons are meant to be... 586 00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:05,896 Lighting our city while they suffocate on their own fumes ? 587 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,376 He spent the first year of his life enslaved in a streetlamp. 588 00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:09,576 I think it stunted his growth. 589 00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:11,142 Projectile weapons are against the law. 590 00:35:11,166 --> 00:35:12,272 The law ! 591 00:35:12,296 --> 00:35:14,016 Which also prohibits the ownership of magical... 592 00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,780 Necklace and answers. 593 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:18,720 Now, please. 594 00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:27,656 There's somebody new in town. 595 00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:30,416 Buying up every last bit of Slab. 596 00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:32,136 His crew are stopping by any minute 597 00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:33,776 to collect it all. 598 00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:36,616 Now piss off. You're not gonna arrest me, are you ? 599 00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:38,256 In you go. 600 00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:39,736 Just put the brake on for you. 601 00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:43,680 Vimes ! Let's hide. 602 00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:50,380 Your foot's sticking out. 603 00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:53,500 We're supposed to be hiding. 604 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:01,440 Better ? 605 00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:07,736 Bundel Prong. 606 00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:09,140 Head of the Alchemist Guild. 607 00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:12,496 I think he might be dead. 608 00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:13,803 There's no receipt. 609 00:36:13,827 --> 00:36:16,376 They're the two alchemists from the bar fight yesterday. 610 00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:19,161 I mean, it has to be connected. We need to get some twine around this. 611 00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:20,775 Huh ? 612 00:36:20,799 --> 00:36:22,696 Stop the scene from being disturbed. You know, preserve evidence ? 613 00:36:22,720 --> 00:36:23,816 Never mind. 614 00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:25,536 Locals aren't used to seeing us around, 615 00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:27,135 so make it fast, Cheery. 616 00:36:27,159 --> 00:36:29,856 Hey, this is the first job I've had that doesn't involve picking up litter. 617 00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:31,056 I want to savour it. 618 00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:33,216 Don't savour it too long. Hurry up. 619 00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:35,840 Yeah. 620 00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:39,376 That is a fingerprint. 621 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:40,496 Fingerprint ? 622 00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:42,080 What's a fingerprint ? 623 00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:51,940 If Carcer wasn't your first arrest, who was ? 624 00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:56,120 A troll. 625 00:36:59,240 --> 00:37:01,176 He was seeing out his days... 626 00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,080 propping up a bridge when I came across him. 627 00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:05,880 It was dark. 628 00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:09,700 Mind was in a bad place. 629 00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:11,840 Well, I... 630 00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:15,160 fell off the bridge. 631 00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:18,400 He pulled me out of the water. 632 00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:20,500 Bridge collapsed. 633 00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:22,260 I was furious. 634 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:25,080 Didn't want to be saved. 635 00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:30,220 It was only later I realised we'd both saved each other. 636 00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:33,420 So I gave him a job. 637 00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:39,016 Sometimes I wonder if Sergeant Detritus wasn't better off 638 00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:40,740 propping up that old bridge. 639 00:37:47,729 --> 00:37:49,729 _ 640 00:37:49,761 --> 00:37:51,761 _ 641 00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:53,880 _ 642 00:37:53,901 --> 00:37:56,840 _ 643 00:37:57,042 --> 00:37:59,042 _ 644 00:37:59,433 --> 00:38:01,016 _ 645 00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:02,776 Sometimes I could swear 646 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:06,180 there's more going on beneath those helmets than people think. 647 00:38:06,237 --> 00:38:07,696 _ 648 00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:09,696 They're coming. 649 00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:11,136 Wouldn't hold out hope of a match. 650 00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:13,056 The Watch stopped bothering to take prints years ago. 651 00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:14,360 But let's see. 652 00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:20,940 Oh, that's a fingerprint ! 653 00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:38,100 That's a lot of Slab. 654 00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:44,840 Match. 655 00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:49,980 It can't be. 656 00:38:53,720 --> 00:38:54,900 Arrest me. 657 00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:57,300 Sam ! 658 00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:59,120 Come on, arrest me ! 659 00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:04,920 You asked why we became cops ? 660 00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:09,936 This is the captain's reason. 661 00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:12,280 His best friend. They were in the same gang. 662 00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,120 Just gonna stand and watch then ? 663 00:39:16,720 --> 00:39:18,100 Come on then ! Arrest me ! 664 00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:26,720 Sam ! What are you waiting for ? 665 00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:44,240 Vimes, someone's coming. 666 00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:48,200 What's that they're carrying ? 667 00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:52,760 Whatever it is, they've left it behind. 668 00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:01,976 Vimes, should we call... 669 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,896 Is "backup" the term you use ? 670 00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:07,300 Yeah, but there's no clacks here. 671 00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:12,340 If that is Carcer, then who's doing business with a ghost ? 672 00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:16,720 I guess it's up to Goodboy then. 673 00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:19,760 Be safe, Goodboy. 674 00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:28,760 - Ready ? - Yeah. 675 00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,000 You breathe like an old lady. 676 00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:09,580 Red Scalehide. 677 00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:12,420 I know this book. 678 00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:21,980 Noble dragon ? 679 00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:26,060 Nobody's seen one of these in centuries. 680 00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:30,576 All this Slab for a little library book about dead dragons. 681 00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,240 Don't underestimate little things. 682 00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:39,220 A book can burn the world. 683 00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:42,200 Carcer ? 684 00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:48,096 Friend who let you fall. 685 00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:49,696 You look exactly the same. 686 00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:50,856 Impossible. 687 00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:52,740 A rat can become a captain. 688 00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:56,700 He brought you along, Lady Ramkin. 689 00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:58,616 - Good. - You know me ? 690 00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:01,300 Still letting other people do the ugly stuff for you, Sam ? 691 00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:04,136 The hard stuff ? 692 00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:07,060 What are you here ? For that book ? 693 00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:09,296 How are you even here ? 694 00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:11,256 It's my time now, Sam. 695 00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:12,700 You should have arrested me. 696 00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:15,260 No ! 697 00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:24,536 Enjoy all that ? 698 00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:26,256 It was a little expository in the middle there, 699 00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:27,656 but it picked up, didn't it ? 700 00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:29,256 So this is the end ? 701 00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:31,940 Actually, it is only the beginning. 702 00:42:32,771 --> 00:42:39,144 *CREDITS*