1 00:00:14,327 --> 00:00:19,140 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com -- 2 00:00:20,750 --> 00:00:25,875 _ 3 00:00:26,776 --> 00:00:29,612 Here. Shotgun. 4 00:00:33,940 --> 00:00:35,493 Oh! 5 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:52,945 Liam's team. 6 00:01:20,872 --> 00:01:23,458 _ 7 00:01:28,004 --> 00:01:30,465 - Take that, motherfucker. - Stop shooting all my guys. 8 00:01:30,507 --> 00:01:31,873 Part of the game, douche bag. 9 00:01:31,898 --> 00:01:33,505 - Fuck you. - Uh-uh. 10 00:01:33,530 --> 00:01:34,959 You're done, you're done, you're done! 11 00:01:34,984 --> 00:01:37,403 - Yes! Uhh! - God... damn it! 12 00:01:37,724 --> 00:01:39,236 Victory, bitch. 13 00:01:39,372 --> 00:01:40,708 - You know what that means? - Ohh... 14 00:01:40,733 --> 00:01:43,861 That means you owe me another blow job. 15 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:09,921 Hello, boys. 16 00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:27,564 And I'm bottom now, too, if you wanna switch things up? 17 00:02:27,605 --> 00:02:28,869 I wanted to fuck a guy in the ass, 18 00:02:28,894 --> 00:02:30,322 I woulda stayed in prison. 19 00:02:30,347 --> 00:02:32,057 Get the lube, bitch! 20 00:02:37,084 --> 00:02:39,425 Mickey... I'm exhausted. 21 00:02:39,450 --> 00:02:41,953 - Uh-huh. I don't care. - We been at this all night. 22 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:43,705 And now we're gonna be at it all morning. 23 00:02:43,746 --> 00:02:45,687 Jesus Christ, this is like the fourth nob job 24 00:02:45,712 --> 00:02:47,630 - I've given you. - Six, bitch. 25 00:02:47,655 --> 00:02:50,859 Come on, get your cum dumpster down here. 26 00:02:50,884 --> 00:02:52,594 All right, fine. 27 00:02:52,899 --> 00:02:55,733 But after this, you're getting dressed and showered, 28 00:02:55,758 --> 00:02:57,635 and we're gonna be productive, okay? 29 00:02:57,677 --> 00:02:59,523 Oh, don't you worry. I'm about to be very, 30 00:02:59,548 --> 00:03:00,716 - very productive. - Uh-huh. 31 00:03:00,741 --> 00:03:03,327 Uh-huh! 32 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,226 Ah... 33 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:06,394 mmm... 34 00:03:08,963 --> 00:03:11,382 Oh... shit. 35 00:03:12,478 --> 00:03:13,938 You can't stop mid-gobble. 36 00:03:14,042 --> 00:03:17,307 Yeah, sorry, I got a text. Ned died. 37 00:03:17,673 --> 00:03:19,534 The fuck is Ned? 38 00:03:20,370 --> 00:03:22,177 Well, nice to meet you, Ian. 39 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:24,287 So you drove all the way to the South Side 40 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:26,122 - for chips? - Well, a bag of chips 41 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:29,000 and, uh, ginger snap, I'm hoping. 42 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:32,962 Oh, come on, Ian, now, don't be rude. 43 00:03:32,987 --> 00:03:34,298 Invite your boyfriend back to my place. 44 00:03:34,323 --> 00:03:36,200 I mean, the more the merrier, right? 45 00:03:36,225 --> 00:03:38,113 - What'd you call me? - What? 46 00:03:38,577 --> 00:03:40,871 What the fuck did you call me? 47 00:03:42,479 --> 00:03:44,118 I need somebody to rob my house, 48 00:03:44,143 --> 00:03:45,686 and I'm hoping you could help. 49 00:03:48,298 --> 00:03:51,272 - Hey, fucker! - Fuck! 50 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:55,142 - No fucking way! - It is the toughest 51 00:03:55,167 --> 00:03:58,295 badass fag beater this side of the Chicago River. 52 00:03:58,320 --> 00:03:59,863 Fuck off! 53 00:04:00,031 --> 00:04:02,242 Oh... right. 54 00:04:02,656 --> 00:04:03,898 Yeah, I don't give two shits, man. 55 00:04:03,923 --> 00:04:05,093 Finish up slurpy. 56 00:04:06,398 --> 00:04:08,781 Not in the mood anymore. 57 00:04:08,806 --> 00:04:10,570 What? 58 00:04:12,147 --> 00:04:13,649 You fuckin' serious? 59 00:04:22,790 --> 00:04:25,337 You really this upset over some wrinkled old fag dying? 60 00:04:25,362 --> 00:04:26,704 Yeah, kinda. 61 00:04:27,491 --> 00:04:28,853 Why? 62 00:04:32,767 --> 00:04:33,883 I guess everyone I've been with 63 00:04:33,908 --> 00:04:35,017 gets a little piece of my heart. 64 00:04:36,267 --> 00:04:37,518 Wait... everyone? 65 00:04:39,437 --> 00:04:41,648 I was hoping to get my hands on your hose. 66 00:04:41,689 --> 00:04:43,733 All right. 67 00:04:43,775 --> 00:04:45,610 My muffin top is delicious. 68 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:46,819 You want the bottom half? 69 00:04:46,861 --> 00:04:48,905 You did not order a muffin just to make that joke. 70 00:04:48,947 --> 00:04:51,824 I should probably shut it off, but then I'd miss the part 71 00:04:51,849 --> 00:04:54,393 where you take it up the ass from a teenage boy. 72 00:04:54,452 --> 00:04:55,954 Jesus. 73 00:04:55,995 --> 00:04:57,664 We can have a nice time 74 00:04:57,859 --> 00:05:00,569 - Gonna be a long night? - Oh, yeah. 75 00:05:04,601 --> 00:05:07,298 Billy Elliot, corn-holing the father of my children. 76 00:05:07,323 --> 00:05:08,804 You ever pitch? 77 00:05:09,647 --> 00:05:11,427 Usually, but... 78 00:05:11,469 --> 00:05:13,749 I'm open, depending on what you're into. 79 00:05:14,389 --> 00:05:16,235 Where are we doin' this? 80 00:05:16,432 --> 00:05:17,976 Follow me. 81 00:05:20,603 --> 00:05:22,772 What's our safe word if we wanna stop? 82 00:05:22,993 --> 00:05:24,327 Ow, motherfucker? 83 00:05:24,352 --> 00:05:27,276 Must be big, judging from the grimace on your face. 84 00:05:27,318 --> 00:05:29,493 Oh. Perfect. 85 00:05:30,048 --> 00:05:31,716 Yeah. 86 00:05:44,210 --> 00:05:47,422 Come on, G.I., pound me like an Iraqi solider! 87 00:05:47,463 --> 00:05:50,216 Okay, you need to shut the fuck up. 88 00:05:58,391 --> 00:06:00,226 Yep. 89 00:06:18,065 --> 00:06:22,182 Okay, maybe not everybody. You don't feel the same way? 90 00:06:22,457 --> 00:06:24,542 Hey, you wanna bang? 91 00:06:24,584 --> 00:06:25,918 Do I look busy? 92 00:06:30,911 --> 00:06:32,759 Oh, at least you finally got hard. 93 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:34,232 Yo, Angie. 94 00:06:35,595 --> 00:06:37,560 - Yeah? - You wanna fuck? 95 00:06:37,585 --> 00:06:38,878 Sure. 96 00:06:40,224 --> 00:06:41,744 We're gonna have sex whenever I feel like it. 97 00:06:41,768 --> 00:06:43,519 Obviously, I'll be the top since you're... 98 00:06:43,561 --> 00:06:44,913 pretty much a chick, but you are gonna have to 99 00:06:44,937 --> 00:06:46,665 stick something up my ass every once in a while, 100 00:06:46,689 --> 00:06:48,091 or I'm gonna get real bitchy. 101 00:06:51,694 --> 00:06:54,402 - What the fuck? - You like the penis, yes? 102 00:06:54,427 --> 00:06:56,115 Not when there's tits directly above it. 103 00:06:56,157 --> 00:06:57,492 You want it up in your poo place? 104 00:06:57,533 --> 00:06:59,243 No, I don... I want you to fuckin'... 105 00:06:59,285 --> 00:07:01,404 I want you to put it away. Can you put that away? 106 00:07:01,429 --> 00:07:03,706 Put that fucking thing away, please. 107 00:07:03,748 --> 00:07:04,916 No, I don't. 108 00:07:04,957 --> 00:07:06,623 You know what, fuck you. 109 00:07:07,376 --> 00:07:08,336 What the fuck? 110 00:07:08,377 --> 00:07:10,481 What the fuck are you doin'? What the fuck do you want? 111 00:07:10,505 --> 00:07:12,590 Fuck off. The fuck are you lookin' at? 112 00:07:12,615 --> 00:07:14,450 Tell fuckhead this is not over. 113 00:07:14,526 --> 00:07:16,486 Fuck off. Fuck's sake. 114 00:07:16,511 --> 00:07:17,738 Yeah, tell him to go fuck himself. 115 00:07:17,762 --> 00:07:19,722 Fuck you want? Not my fuckin' problem. 116 00:07:19,764 --> 00:07:21,849 Shut the fuck up. Fuck do I care? 117 00:07:21,891 --> 00:07:23,392 Who the fuck knows if it's even mine? 118 00:07:23,434 --> 00:07:24,578 What the fuck kinda name is that? 119 00:07:24,602 --> 00:07:25,686 That a fuckin' gay joke? 120 00:07:25,728 --> 00:07:27,480 Hey, if anybody's got something to say, 121 00:07:27,522 --> 00:07:29,148 fuckin' say it. Shut the fuck up. 122 00:07:29,190 --> 00:07:30,858 Fuck you! Didn't know she had a piano. 123 00:07:30,900 --> 00:07:31,984 What the fuck? 124 00:07:32,026 --> 00:07:33,611 Are you outta your fuckin' mind? 125 00:07:33,653 --> 00:07:34,963 The front door's plenty wide enough 126 00:07:34,987 --> 00:07:36,296 for you to walk the fuck out. 127 00:07:36,321 --> 00:07:38,406 Oh! Fuck! Fuckin' A. 128 00:07:38,616 --> 00:07:39,818 The fuck you lookin' at? Pi. 129 00:07:39,843 --> 00:07:41,953 The fuck you chasin' my bus for? 130 00:07:41,994 --> 00:07:43,889 'Cause I need you to go buy me a fuckin' Orange Julius. 131 00:07:43,913 --> 00:07:45,915 I thought I told you to shut the fuck up! 132 00:07:45,940 --> 00:07:47,566 You fuckin' bitch fucker! 133 00:07:47,591 --> 00:07:50,511 Hey, fuck you, fuck you, 134 00:07:50,536 --> 00:07:53,081 - and especially fuck you. - All right. 135 00:07:57,660 --> 00:08:00,346 - I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings. - No problem. 136 00:08:00,371 --> 00:08:02,188 Excuse me for thinking I had your whole heart. 137 00:08:02,223 --> 00:08:04,642 You do. The vast majority of it. 138 00:08:04,684 --> 00:08:07,186 Vast major... What... How much is that exactly? 139 00:08:07,211 --> 00:08:09,147 I don't know. Eighty-seven percent. 140 00:08:09,188 --> 00:08:11,941 Eighty-seven percent. Not enough. 141 00:08:11,983 --> 00:08:14,694 - You're being sensitive. - Maybe. 142 00:08:15,083 --> 00:08:16,502 And you're bein' soft. 143 00:08:16,527 --> 00:08:18,072 Yeah, well, it's kinda hard not to... 144 00:08:18,114 --> 00:08:19,907 Cooped up in here with you all these months, 145 00:08:19,949 --> 00:08:21,617 having to blow you every two seconds. 146 00:08:21,659 --> 00:08:23,619 You know, you don't like it, you can leave. 147 00:08:23,762 --> 00:08:25,413 Yeah. Maybe I will. 148 00:08:25,438 --> 00:08:26,606 Of course you will. 149 00:08:26,664 --> 00:08:28,168 That's your whole fuckin' M.O. 150 00:08:29,234 --> 00:08:30,193 Is not. 151 00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:31,441 Is too. 152 00:08:32,128 --> 00:08:33,629 Well, I'm leavin' town. 153 00:08:35,469 --> 00:08:37,415 There a queer rights rally somewhere? 154 00:08:38,818 --> 00:08:40,153 We're done. 155 00:08:40,717 --> 00:08:42,861 Fuck are you talkin' about? 156 00:08:43,459 --> 00:08:46,170 I don't need to be fixed, okay? I'm me! 157 00:08:47,873 --> 00:08:49,166 This is it. 158 00:08:51,731 --> 00:08:53,357 This is you breakin' up with me. 159 00:08:55,263 --> 00:08:56,723 Let's go. 160 00:08:59,780 --> 00:09:01,110 I can't. 161 00:09:02,617 --> 00:09:04,024 How 'bout like a... 162 00:09:04,968 --> 00:09:06,637 temporary separation? 163 00:09:06,977 --> 00:09:09,108 Wait. Are you dumpin' me? 164 00:09:10,233 --> 00:09:11,642 I need some air. This whole quarantine thing's 165 00:09:11,667 --> 00:09:13,020 - getting to me. - No, no, you don't get to 166 00:09:13,044 --> 00:09:14,754 fuckin' leave again. I'm goin'. 167 00:09:15,483 --> 00:09:16,839 Where the fuck are you goin'? 168 00:09:16,881 --> 00:09:18,418 - Away from you. - Oh, yeah? 169 00:09:18,443 --> 00:09:20,225 What are you gonna do, some thug shit 170 00:09:20,250 --> 00:09:21,543 like you always do? 171 00:09:23,079 --> 00:09:25,749 On the floor, motherfuckers! 172 00:09:26,682 --> 00:09:28,476 Hey, Officer. 173 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:30,045 Oink, oink. 174 00:09:31,559 --> 00:09:32,897 Yo, brown ass! 175 00:09:32,939 --> 00:09:34,565 - Oh, shit! - Oh, shit is right. 176 00:09:34,607 --> 00:09:35,775 Come here. 177 00:09:37,944 --> 00:09:39,744 And curry says what? 178 00:09:39,779 --> 00:09:40,947 This is his errand? 179 00:09:40,988 --> 00:09:42,174 Do I tell you how to do EMT shit? 180 00:09:42,198 --> 00:09:43,759 Leave the goddamn stealing to the experts. 181 00:09:43,783 --> 00:09:45,076 We just tell 'em we'll pay 'em, 182 00:09:45,117 --> 00:09:46,929 and if they complain about it, we'll beat the shit outta 'em. 183 00:09:46,953 --> 00:09:48,788 You were right. We gotta kill her. 184 00:09:48,813 --> 00:09:51,483 Adios, motherfucker! 185 00:09:51,556 --> 00:09:52,808 Hey, Sanchez. 186 00:09:52,833 --> 00:09:54,835 - Oh, no. - Time to pay up. 187 00:09:54,877 --> 00:09:56,230 Fuckin' right, you keep your mouth shut. 188 00:09:56,254 --> 00:09:58,023 You say that again, I'll rip your tongue outta your head. 189 00:09:58,047 --> 00:09:59,298 You two can put that back, 190 00:09:59,340 --> 00:10:00,567 or I can crack your skulls on the pavement. 191 00:10:00,591 --> 00:10:02,718 - You want this in cash? - No, we want you to pick out 192 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:04,345 fuckin' stocks for us. Move your ass. 193 00:10:04,387 --> 00:10:05,614 Cut his hands off, pull his teeth, 194 00:10:05,638 --> 00:10:06,740 he can't even be identified. 195 00:10:06,764 --> 00:10:08,618 Hey, you get the gun, I'll go get the saw. 196 00:10:08,643 --> 00:10:10,893 We can bury that piece of shit in pieces down by the river. 197 00:10:10,935 --> 00:10:12,655 - How much do we charge? - 50 bucks. 198 00:10:12,687 --> 00:10:14,230 - Girls get 17. - 17? 199 00:10:14,279 --> 00:10:15,989 Yeah. And we learned a valuable lesson. 200 00:10:16,023 --> 00:10:18,901 Anyone can jerk a cock. I jerk mine, he jerks his. 201 00:10:18,943 --> 00:10:20,778 Learn a unique skill, or shut the fuck up. 202 00:10:22,905 --> 00:10:24,258 No one knows what the fuck you're sayin'. 203 00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:26,093 I say we put battery leads on her nipples 204 00:10:26,117 --> 00:10:27,559 and light her up like a fucking Christmas tree. 205 00:10:27,584 --> 00:10:29,662 Aah! 206 00:10:33,958 --> 00:10:36,002 And you're bouncing off the walls... 207 00:10:36,043 --> 00:10:38,004 I came out for you, you piece of shit. 208 00:10:38,045 --> 00:10:39,422 Aah! 209 00:10:40,423 --> 00:10:42,424 - I got him. - Let me go, douche bag. 210 00:10:42,449 --> 00:10:43,527 - Come on! - Okay, drop him 211 00:10:43,551 --> 00:10:45,594 - out the window. - I'm on like the third floor. 212 00:10:45,636 --> 00:10:47,847 Yeah, let's see if he bounces. Come on. 213 00:10:47,872 --> 00:10:49,833 Go Milkovich on him. 214 00:10:50,257 --> 00:10:51,884 Aah! 215 00:10:53,074 --> 00:10:54,145 You know what? 216 00:10:54,186 --> 00:10:57,233 Better than goin' off and having another fuckin' bipolar episode. 217 00:10:58,691 --> 00:11:01,485 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 218 00:11:01,527 --> 00:11:03,297 What do you think of gaming? "World of Warcraft." 219 00:11:03,321 --> 00:11:05,406 The business side of it. Online multiplayer gaming 220 00:11:05,448 --> 00:11:07,700 is the future... I read all about it in a magazine. 221 00:11:07,742 --> 00:11:09,160 Think you'd be any good at it? 222 00:11:09,201 --> 00:11:10,387 I went for a run this morning. 223 00:11:10,411 --> 00:11:11,871 I have a ton of energy. Oh! 224 00:11:11,912 --> 00:11:13,497 Check out this sunrise. 225 00:11:13,539 --> 00:11:15,517 - Look at that... it's crazy. - Yeah, that's real nice. 226 00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:17,376 Must really clear your mind watching a sunrise 227 00:11:17,401 --> 00:11:19,194 after a long night of gargling old man balls. 228 00:11:19,219 --> 00:11:20,938 Mm-hmm. Hey, how come none of us 229 00:11:20,963 --> 00:11:23,382 ever learned to play guitar... or any instrument? 230 00:11:23,424 --> 00:11:25,426 I was thinking that maybe we could pick up guitar 231 00:11:25,468 --> 00:11:27,906 or-or piano, drums even, just... it's... 232 00:11:27,931 --> 00:11:30,014 ? Hi! Hi! Hey! ? 233 00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:31,223 ? The Army's on its way ? 234 00:11:31,265 --> 00:11:33,434 ? Count off the cadence loud and strong ? 235 00:11:33,476 --> 00:11:35,936 ? Two, three, four, wherever you go ? 236 00:11:35,978 --> 00:11:37,188 ? You will always know ? 237 00:11:37,229 --> 00:11:39,899 ? That the Army goes marching along ? 238 00:11:39,940 --> 00:11:41,570 Oh, my name's Ian. I don't know 239 00:11:41,595 --> 00:11:43,778 if I'm up or down or up or down! 240 00:11:43,819 --> 00:11:45,654 Don't mind me while I just go off, 241 00:11:45,696 --> 00:11:47,304 acting like a crazy-ass loon! 242 00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:53,537 Good morning, Illinois! 243 00:11:53,579 --> 00:11:55,662 Hey, why you crying? 244 00:11:55,956 --> 00:11:57,750 You're gonna scare Mr. Sun away. 245 00:11:57,792 --> 00:11:58,793 Heavy metal diaper! 246 00:11:58,834 --> 00:11:59,936 Yeah! 247 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:03,672 No food... we go now. We hunt like men! 248 00:12:03,697 --> 00:12:05,699 Up, up, and away! 249 00:12:07,218 --> 00:12:08,719 You're gonna love Florida, man! 250 00:12:08,761 --> 00:12:10,304 Pools in every fucking backyard. 251 00:12:10,346 --> 00:12:12,098 Every backyard! Can you imagine that? 252 00:12:12,139 --> 00:12:13,283 Ah, shit, I should watch my language. 253 00:12:13,307 --> 00:12:15,643 Aw, shit! Fuck! I said shit! 254 00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:16,827 Ha ha. You feel that? 255 00:12:16,852 --> 00:12:18,187 That feeling is all our problems 256 00:12:18,229 --> 00:12:20,606 just disappearing right now. Just... 257 00:12:20,648 --> 00:12:22,400 Whoo! 258 00:12:22,441 --> 00:12:24,652 The sunset's fuckin' beautiful! 259 00:12:24,693 --> 00:12:26,070 Ow, ow, oooh! 260 00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:27,405 Whoo! 261 00:12:27,446 --> 00:12:29,740 Hey, what are you doin'? My baby! 262 00:12:29,782 --> 00:12:30,908 Tell me to calm down! 263 00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:32,643 Who sent you? Jesus send you? 264 00:12:33,244 --> 00:12:36,237 - Did Jesus send you to take my baby? - No. 265 00:12:36,987 --> 00:12:39,458 They wanna steal my baby! They're trying to steal him! 266 00:12:41,919 --> 00:12:44,463 Go away, go away! I-I'm sorry. 267 00:12:44,505 --> 00:12:47,466 I'm so sorry! 268 00:12:51,070 --> 00:12:52,196 Have a nice life. 269 00:12:52,221 --> 00:12:55,808 - Don't worry, I plan on it. - I wish I never met you. 270 00:12:55,833 --> 00:12:57,793 Me either. 271 00:13:00,229 --> 00:13:01,849 I, Ian, 272 00:13:02,510 --> 00:13:03,825 take you, Mickey... 273 00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:10,222 How do you know you love me? 274 00:13:13,312 --> 00:13:15,064 Yeah, please proceed. 275 00:13:16,954 --> 00:13:18,414 I guess that, uh, 276 00:13:18,439 --> 00:13:20,732 makes us all done here, huh? 277 00:13:26,864 --> 00:13:28,490 Fuck you, Gallagher. 278 00:13:32,303 --> 00:13:35,014 I'm gettin' some new IDs, some cash and heading to Mexico. 279 00:13:37,266 --> 00:13:39,063 Gallagher's spelled with two Ls. 280 00:13:41,061 --> 00:13:43,110 No, it's fuckin' not. 281 00:14:05,819 --> 00:14:07,029 - Stubborn... - Leave me alone! 282 00:14:13,511 --> 00:14:17,723 I just want everybody here to know I'm fuckin' gay. 283 00:14:20,809 --> 00:14:22,478 Comin' back? 284 00:14:22,512 --> 00:14:25,605 Depends. Will you suck my dick whenever I want? 285 00:14:29,401 --> 00:14:30,945 They say you stole a helicopter. 286 00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:33,097 That's hilarious. 287 00:14:33,155 --> 00:14:34,800 Oh, is it? 288 00:14:45,376 --> 00:14:48,103 I mean, look at Mickey marrying some whore he knocked up. 289 00:14:49,218 --> 00:14:50,636 What? 290 00:14:53,938 --> 00:14:56,136 How do you know if a guy you've been hanging out with 291 00:14:56,178 --> 00:14:57,388 likes you? 292 00:15:00,368 --> 00:15:02,792 But, seriously, this does nothing for you? 293 00:15:04,728 --> 00:15:06,027 Eh... 294 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:07,995 - Still gay. - Still gay. 295 00:15:10,025 --> 00:15:11,485 You ready to go again, or you, uh, 296 00:15:11,527 --> 00:15:13,237 you need some time, firecrotch? 297 00:15:17,112 --> 00:15:18,409 Take your hand off the glass. 298 00:15:36,427 --> 00:15:38,286 Ian Gallagher! 299 00:16:03,809 --> 00:16:05,102 You want kids? 300 00:16:05,127 --> 00:16:07,182 Hell, no. With your mental problems 301 00:16:07,207 --> 00:16:09,436 and my family's comfort with committing homicides? 302 00:16:10,468 --> 00:16:11,858 I wouldn't mind a kid or two, though. 303 00:16:14,703 --> 00:16:15,812 Well, there's plenty of strays 304 00:16:15,837 --> 00:16:17,296 wandering around the neighborhood. 305 00:16:17,321 --> 00:16:18,919 I'm sure we can pick one up for cheap. 306 00:16:22,264 --> 00:16:25,225 Wow. You're an ugly motherfucker. 307 00:16:26,029 --> 00:16:27,478 Well, at least I don't have to hide in a coffin 308 00:16:27,519 --> 00:16:29,294 till the sun goes down. 309 00:16:33,108 --> 00:16:35,085 Ready to do this, Milkovich? 310 00:16:35,572 --> 00:16:37,451 Damn straight, Gallagher. 311 00:16:45,412 --> 00:16:48,007 Stupid... Gallagher. 312 00:16:54,152 --> 00:16:57,049 Hey, dipshits, don't leave your shit layin' around 313 00:16:57,091 --> 00:16:58,387 for someone to steal. 314 00:16:58,926 --> 00:16:59,635 Morons. 315 00:16:59,677 --> 00:17:02,692 Who the fuck wears those man-purses anyway? 316 00:17:47,141 --> 00:17:49,029 Time's up, lovebirds. 317 00:17:49,054 --> 00:17:50,722 Get up. 318 00:17:50,747 --> 00:17:53,286 That means get the fuck up. It's my turn. 319 00:17:56,358 --> 00:17:58,444 Stupid Milkovich. 320 00:18:08,993 --> 00:18:11,072 Come on, motherf... fuck! 321 00:21:07,716 --> 00:21:09,718 You softy. 322 00:21:10,538 --> 00:21:12,721 I'm sensitive. You're soft. 323 00:21:12,763 --> 00:21:15,843 - Remember? - Oh. Right. 324 00:21:17,684 --> 00:21:18,940 So... 325 00:21:20,034 --> 00:21:21,855 how'd your bipolar tirade go? 326 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:23,882 Oh, so crazy. Thanks for asking. 327 00:21:23,907 --> 00:21:25,700 How did your stealing shit go? 328 00:21:25,725 --> 00:21:28,135 Great. I have so much more stuff now. 329 00:21:30,906 --> 00:21:33,259 Sometimes we really suck at this relationship stuff, huh? 330 00:21:33,284 --> 00:21:34,660 It's 'cause you're an asshole. 331 00:21:34,685 --> 00:21:36,125 Takes one to know one, bitch. 332 00:21:41,458 --> 00:21:42,797 We're good at it sometimes, though. 333 00:21:44,305 --> 00:21:45,922 We work well together. 334 00:21:47,352 --> 00:21:48,882 - Hey, where the hell you been? - Jesus. 335 00:21:48,924 --> 00:21:51,301 I went to your house. You weren't there. 336 00:21:51,343 --> 00:21:52,844 My shift's starting. 337 00:21:52,886 --> 00:21:54,137 Look, you got any money on you? 338 00:21:54,179 --> 00:21:55,347 Two bucks. Why? 339 00:21:55,389 --> 00:21:56,645 I need more than that. 340 00:21:57,621 --> 00:21:59,434 - What for? - My bitch of a wife 341 00:21:59,476 --> 00:22:01,103 thinks I owe her something. 342 00:22:01,144 --> 00:22:03,629 Like I'm the only guy ever dropped a fuckin' load in her. 343 00:22:03,897 --> 00:22:06,386 Boys? Ride around the block? 344 00:22:06,411 --> 00:22:09,319 We look like a couple fags for sale to you? 345 00:22:09,344 --> 00:22:11,137 Yes. 346 00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:13,980 Well, this ain't Macy's, bitch. You ain't window-shoppin'! 347 00:22:14,005 --> 00:22:16,702 You're in Boystown outside a bar called The Fairy Tale. 348 00:22:16,743 --> 00:22:19,037 Why don't you fuck off 'fore I give you a broken spine 349 00:22:19,079 --> 00:22:20,903 to go along with that limp wrist? 350 00:22:21,128 --> 00:22:23,338 Yeah, get goin', you fuckin' fruit! 351 00:22:26,731 --> 00:22:27,897 Thinks he can buy whatever he wants 352 00:22:27,921 --> 00:22:30,549 'cause he's got fuckin' Rolex and an S-class. 353 00:22:30,896 --> 00:22:32,426 That shit happen to you a lot? 354 00:22:32,467 --> 00:22:33,880 Every night. 355 00:22:34,433 --> 00:22:36,268 From rich dudes? 356 00:22:36,530 --> 00:22:39,074 - Gotta get to work. - Hey, hey, hold on! 357 00:22:39,997 --> 00:22:41,768 Tell your boss you're goin' home sick tonight. 358 00:22:42,607 --> 00:22:46,361 - Sick? - Yeah, whatever. Tell him you got AIDS. 359 00:22:54,923 --> 00:22:56,425 Got a room upstairs. 360 00:22:56,942 --> 00:22:58,493 You don't beat around the bush. 361 00:22:58,535 --> 00:22:59,989 I know what I want. 362 00:23:00,503 --> 00:23:01,504 Do you? 363 00:23:03,844 --> 00:23:05,262 You like it rough? 364 00:23:05,860 --> 00:23:07,747 Whatever you're into. 365 00:23:10,130 --> 00:23:11,840 Say cheese, motherfucker. 366 00:23:11,882 --> 00:23:14,301 What the hell? Oh... uhh! 367 00:23:14,342 --> 00:23:16,511 Hey, that's Bulgari. That's like 200 bucks cash. 368 00:23:16,553 --> 00:23:17,780 - Nice watch, man. - I'm calling 369 00:23:17,804 --> 00:23:19,532 - the fucking police. - Yeah, you do that. 370 00:23:19,556 --> 00:23:20,783 What you think Claire and little Eleanor 371 00:23:20,807 --> 00:23:21,892 would make of the photo 372 00:23:21,933 --> 00:23:23,018 - I just took? - Who? 373 00:23:23,060 --> 00:23:24,162 Whatever their fuckin' names are. 374 00:23:24,186 --> 00:23:26,021 Why don't we take a little trip downstairs? 375 00:23:26,063 --> 00:23:28,148 - We can go to the ATM machine. - If you're gonna 376 00:23:28,190 --> 00:23:30,025 take my money, least you can do is have 377 00:23:30,067 --> 00:23:32,527 - the twink suck me off. - That what you think he is? 378 00:23:32,569 --> 00:23:34,456 - Some twink? - He gave me blue balls. 379 00:23:34,481 --> 00:23:36,566 Oh! 380 00:23:38,141 --> 00:23:40,769 Now they're black and blue balls. 381 00:23:40,983 --> 00:23:42,424 Yeah. 382 00:23:42,996 --> 00:23:44,643 But we fight a lot, man. 383 00:23:44,674 --> 00:23:45,717 It's how we started. 384 00:23:45,742 --> 00:23:47,744 Started? That shit still happens. 385 00:23:48,053 --> 00:23:49,548 Well, it's all I know. 386 00:23:49,861 --> 00:23:52,464 I didn't exactly have the best parental role models 387 00:23:52,506 --> 00:23:53,830 with Frank and Monica. 388 00:23:55,315 --> 00:23:57,594 There you are. It's you. 389 00:23:57,636 --> 00:23:59,679 - Hi, Mom. - I almost didn't get in 390 00:23:59,721 --> 00:24:01,640 'cause my license is expired. 391 00:24:01,681 --> 00:24:04,226 They thought I was a Muslim spy or something. 392 00:24:04,267 --> 00:24:08,063 Hey! Oh, enjoy your big, empty, lonely SUV, 393 00:24:08,105 --> 00:24:10,635 you motherfucking yuppie piece of shit! 394 00:24:11,276 --> 00:24:13,068 Don't worry. We'll get another one. 395 00:24:13,110 --> 00:24:15,612 Oh, yes! Ian, come on, come on. 396 00:24:15,654 --> 00:24:18,323 Anywhere south of here is great. 397 00:24:18,348 --> 00:24:19,891 Oh, a dog! 398 00:24:19,950 --> 00:24:22,035 Oh, I want a dog! 399 00:24:22,077 --> 00:24:24,323 Mm. Get warm with the dog. 400 00:24:24,579 --> 00:24:26,331 Bye, Bill! 401 00:24:26,356 --> 00:24:27,519 Thanks! 402 00:24:27,544 --> 00:24:30,961 - I don't have any money. - No worries... I got money. 403 00:24:31,002 --> 00:24:32,420 Go in and get us a table. 404 00:24:32,839 --> 00:24:34,381 Yeah, go on in! 405 00:24:34,422 --> 00:24:35,841 Really, go on, go on. 406 00:24:35,882 --> 00:24:37,801 What were you doing with that... trucker 407 00:24:37,851 --> 00:24:40,603 - to get money? - I sold him something. 408 00:24:40,637 --> 00:24:42,639 - What? - Nothing very important. 409 00:24:42,681 --> 00:24:45,308 And it got us a lot of great food, right? 410 00:24:45,794 --> 00:24:49,437 - What? - You're a beautiful, beautiful man. 411 00:24:49,479 --> 00:24:51,833 I did fucking good making you. 412 00:24:52,248 --> 00:24:54,709 - Aw, I missed you! - Who's this? 413 00:24:54,734 --> 00:24:58,280 This is my son. This is my son, Ian. 414 00:24:58,321 --> 00:24:59,823 Hey. 415 00:24:59,865 --> 00:25:01,074 Yeah. 416 00:25:01,099 --> 00:25:03,351 - Are you selling meth? - What? 417 00:25:03,410 --> 00:25:04,578 I found some in your bag. 418 00:25:04,619 --> 00:25:05,996 You're going through my stuff? 419 00:25:06,037 --> 00:25:07,497 Is that how you got that money? 420 00:25:07,539 --> 00:25:09,082 Then what's he doing out here? 421 00:25:09,124 --> 00:25:11,250 - Is he cooking out here? - He takes care of me, 422 00:25:11,275 --> 00:25:12,794 and I take care of him. 423 00:25:12,836 --> 00:25:14,087 And I'm happy! 424 00:25:14,129 --> 00:25:16,214 Hey, what the fuck is going on out here? 425 00:25:16,256 --> 00:25:18,091 - We're just talking. - Shut the fuck up. 426 00:25:18,133 --> 00:25:19,676 - I'm trying to sleep. - Okay, we will. 427 00:25:19,718 --> 00:25:20,862 - Jesus. - The fuck you say? 428 00:25:20,886 --> 00:25:23,263 Jesus. I said fucking Jesus! 429 00:25:23,305 --> 00:25:24,973 Don't eye fuck me, motherfucker. 430 00:25:25,015 --> 00:25:26,725 Did I make you hear me, asshole? 431 00:25:26,766 --> 00:25:28,399 - Fuck you. - Get the fuck outta here. 432 00:25:28,424 --> 00:25:30,854 - Back off. - No, no, no, he's just tired. 433 00:25:30,879 --> 00:25:32,714 He's under a lotta stress now, okay? 434 00:25:32,739 --> 00:25:35,367 His name is Walter, and he's very handsome. 435 00:25:35,442 --> 00:25:36,776 And I'm finally happy. 436 00:25:36,818 --> 00:25:38,904 I hitched a ride with a tractor salesman. 437 00:25:38,929 --> 00:25:41,548 People like us, we can be happy. 438 00:25:41,573 --> 00:25:42,866 I love you. 439 00:25:42,908 --> 00:25:44,320 We're gonna be okay. 440 00:25:45,429 --> 00:25:48,371 I'd love a dog, you know? 441 00:25:49,344 --> 00:25:51,726 Yeah, like Terry was a fuckin' dream parent? 442 00:25:53,168 --> 00:25:55,337 Hey, my dad took my brothers on a run outta town 443 00:25:55,378 --> 00:25:57,881 for a couple days, so you wanna ditch that dump 444 00:25:57,923 --> 00:25:59,633 and crash at my place, you can. 445 00:25:59,658 --> 00:26:00,969 Was I just invited to a sleepover? 446 00:26:00,994 --> 00:26:02,871 Fuck you is what you were invited to. 447 00:26:12,687 --> 00:26:13,647 Fuck! Shit! 448 00:26:13,688 --> 00:26:15,391 What the fuck? 449 00:26:16,733 --> 00:26:18,735 D-Dad, hold on, hold on. 450 00:26:18,777 --> 00:26:21,597 - Mandy wasn't enough for you? - Dad, hold on! 451 00:26:21,972 --> 00:26:23,907 You sick piece of shit! 452 00:26:23,949 --> 00:26:25,533 Huh? Huh? 453 00:26:25,575 --> 00:26:27,786 Get the fuck off of him! 454 00:26:33,875 --> 00:26:35,126 No son of mine 455 00:26:35,168 --> 00:26:37,526 it's gonna be a goddamn AIDS monkey! 456 00:26:38,781 --> 00:26:40,616 Sit your ass down. 457 00:26:40,799 --> 00:26:42,674 Fuckin' ass digger! 458 00:26:55,306 --> 00:26:58,463 It's Terry. Send over the Russian. 459 00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:08,660 She's gonna fuck the faggot outta you, kid. 460 00:27:08,702 --> 00:27:10,705 Ride him till he likes it. 461 00:27:11,162 --> 00:27:13,373 And you're goddamn gonna watch. 462 00:27:25,058 --> 00:27:26,761 In a way, Frank is worse. 463 00:27:27,152 --> 00:27:29,556 Terry is worse in every possible way. 464 00:27:29,707 --> 00:27:30,923 - Frank. - Terry. 465 00:27:30,948 --> 00:27:32,212 Are we gonna fight about this too? 466 00:27:33,611 --> 00:27:35,228 No. I guess they're both pieces of shit. 467 00:27:35,270 --> 00:27:36,896 Gallagher! 468 00:27:36,921 --> 00:27:39,632 I paid you! I paid you, Terry! 469 00:27:42,986 --> 00:27:44,404 What the fuck, Milkovich? 470 00:27:44,446 --> 00:27:46,406 Get the fuck off me, you crazy bitch! 471 00:27:46,448 --> 00:27:48,742 - This ain't about you! - Frank, what the hell 472 00:27:48,783 --> 00:27:51,202 - did you do? - Why's it always my fault? 473 00:27:52,194 --> 00:27:54,372 Would somebody... 474 00:27:54,414 --> 00:27:57,000 Hey... is that my shirt? 475 00:27:57,042 --> 00:27:58,585 Yeah. 476 00:27:59,127 --> 00:28:01,171 I'm just asking. 477 00:28:01,713 --> 00:28:03,965 - Whoa! - Jesus! 478 00:28:04,007 --> 00:28:06,676 Whoa! 479 00:28:08,053 --> 00:28:11,598 Mickey! I know you're in there, you fuckin' homo! 480 00:28:11,639 --> 00:28:14,267 Hey, Mick, you faggy faggot! 481 00:28:14,309 --> 00:28:16,828 I got a little conversion therapy for you. 482 00:28:16,853 --> 00:28:19,272 - You suck a dick, you die. - Would you shut the fuck up? 483 00:28:19,314 --> 00:28:21,232 You're annoying the shit outta everybody. 484 00:28:21,274 --> 00:28:23,026 Well, if it isn't the little shirt lifter. 485 00:28:23,453 --> 00:28:24,986 Just want you to know, you marry a man, 486 00:28:25,028 --> 00:28:26,654 I'ma put a fuckin' bullet in your head... 487 00:28:26,696 --> 00:28:27,614 Simple as that. 488 00:28:27,639 --> 00:28:29,099 Let go of the door before I... 489 00:28:29,157 --> 00:28:30,992 I'm not gonna let go of the door 490 00:28:31,034 --> 00:28:32,535 until you let go of the door. 491 00:28:32,577 --> 00:28:34,805 - Get the pepper spray. - Aw, come... would you... 492 00:28:34,829 --> 00:28:36,039 - Come on. - One more, Frank. 493 00:28:36,081 --> 00:28:37,123 I'm gonna count to three. 494 00:28:37,165 --> 00:28:38,541 - One... - Hey, Liam, 495 00:28:38,583 --> 00:28:40,752 would you get me a blanket? Get me a blanket. 496 00:28:40,794 --> 00:28:42,104 And some of that bacon. Get me... 497 00:28:42,128 --> 00:28:45,256 Ah, fuck, what happened to three? 498 00:28:45,298 --> 00:28:46,814 Look at the little shit. 499 00:28:47,258 --> 00:28:49,344 Oh, my, my, my. 500 00:28:50,025 --> 00:28:53,098 Oh, he's a cute little fucker! 501 00:28:53,139 --> 00:28:54,766 Oh, no, those are mine. 502 00:28:54,808 --> 00:28:57,018 - Come on, let him go. - No, put it back! 503 00:28:57,060 --> 00:28:58,895 Are you fucking kidding me? 504 00:28:58,937 --> 00:29:00,605 - Hey! - Get off! 505 00:29:00,647 --> 00:29:03,108 - Hey, stop that! - Are you kidding me? 506 00:29:03,149 --> 00:29:05,402 - Aah! - Fucking stop it! 507 00:29:05,427 --> 00:29:07,721 Knock it off! 508 00:29:09,131 --> 00:29:10,924 Get away from him! 509 00:29:14,077 --> 00:29:15,829 God damn it! Ohh! 510 00:29:15,870 --> 00:29:18,206 Fuckin' candy-ass motherfuckin' pussy! 511 00:29:18,248 --> 00:29:20,500 Get these goddamn cuffs off. I'll kick your fuckin' ass. 512 00:29:20,542 --> 00:29:22,544 You and your goddamn faggoty boyfriend! 513 00:29:22,585 --> 00:29:25,130 You peckerneck bastards, you rotten motherfuckers! 514 00:29:25,171 --> 00:29:26,297 You pig-ass pieces of shit! 515 00:29:26,339 --> 00:29:28,577 Give me the goddamn meth! 516 00:29:28,602 --> 00:29:29,978 Or what? 517 00:29:32,887 --> 00:29:34,764 Hey, get... 518 00:29:34,806 --> 00:29:37,382 Aah! 519 00:29:39,102 --> 00:29:40,812 Fuck you! 520 00:29:40,854 --> 00:29:41,771 No! 521 00:29:47,758 --> 00:29:49,135 Uhhhh! 522 00:29:51,128 --> 00:29:52,574 Aah! 523 00:29:52,615 --> 00:29:56,578 I'll fucking kill you, you son of a bitch! 524 00:29:56,619 --> 00:29:57,787 Ohh! 525 00:30:01,544 --> 00:30:03,042 Ohh... God! 526 00:30:03,067 --> 00:30:04,777 You fucker! 527 00:30:09,549 --> 00:30:11,342 Don't need no cops, Terry. 528 00:30:11,384 --> 00:30:12,760 Don't need no cops. 529 00:30:15,054 --> 00:30:16,890 Come on! Uhh! 530 00:30:16,931 --> 00:30:18,475 Fuckin' faggot! 531 00:30:18,516 --> 00:30:21,144 Get outta my house, you pole-smokin' queer! 532 00:30:21,186 --> 00:30:22,679 Fuck you! Don't worry about it. 533 00:30:22,704 --> 00:30:26,166 I been stayin' at lan's since you been in the can, bitch. 534 00:30:26,191 --> 00:30:27,376 Guess what we been doin', Daddy? 535 00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:28,610 We've been fucking! 536 00:30:28,651 --> 00:30:30,820 - Oh, let me go! - I take it! 537 00:30:30,862 --> 00:30:32,614 He gives it to me good and hard, 538 00:30:32,655 --> 00:30:34,407 - and I fuckin' like it! - Let me go! 539 00:30:34,449 --> 00:30:36,451 - Let me go! - Calm down, Terry! 540 00:30:36,493 --> 00:30:38,703 Fuck you! I fuckin' take it! 541 00:30:38,745 --> 00:30:41,039 - I fuckin' love it! - Get him outta here. 542 00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:42,415 - Fuck you! - I'm gonna 543 00:30:42,457 --> 00:30:43,601 cut your balls in little pieces 544 00:30:43,625 --> 00:30:45,335 and shove 'em up your ass so far, 545 00:30:45,376 --> 00:30:47,295 you'll grow ball trees, you fuck! 546 00:30:47,337 --> 00:30:50,433 - You... uhh! - What is your problem, Terry? 547 00:30:50,458 --> 00:30:52,133 You been out for four hours. 548 00:30:52,175 --> 00:30:54,928 Faggots! Faggots! 549 00:30:59,874 --> 00:31:01,918 Yeah, we're doomed. 550 00:31:02,437 --> 00:31:04,078 Guess we have daddy issues. 551 00:31:06,372 --> 00:31:08,249 What if we learned how to do things 552 00:31:08,274 --> 00:31:09,696 like a normal couple? 553 00:31:10,813 --> 00:31:14,702 - Okay. Like what? - Like fuckin'... 554 00:31:31,631 --> 00:31:32,590 Eh... 555 00:31:32,632 --> 00:31:35,722 Okay, uh, count of three, first thing that comes to mind, 556 00:31:35,747 --> 00:31:37,571 something normal that we could do together. 557 00:31:38,073 --> 00:31:39,806 - Yeah, okay. - One, two, three. 558 00:31:39,847 --> 00:31:40,723 Funnel beer 559 00:31:40,765 --> 00:31:42,284 - through our assholes - Take a bath together. 560 00:31:42,308 --> 00:31:43,268 - Huh? - What? 561 00:31:49,357 --> 00:31:51,043 This is gay. 562 00:31:51,068 --> 00:31:52,528 We're gay. 563 00:31:53,227 --> 00:31:55,035 I don't think I'm this gay. 564 00:31:56,786 --> 00:31:58,425 No. I'm not this gay. 565 00:32:00,201 --> 00:32:02,095 Can we just do one romantic thing together? 566 00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:03,597 I don't know what you want from me, all right? 567 00:32:03,621 --> 00:32:06,658 I'm not into frilly fuckin' smelly shit. 568 00:32:08,041 --> 00:32:09,602 Jesus Christ, you want us to put a blanket out 569 00:32:09,627 --> 00:32:11,713 and look for shooting stars next? 570 00:32:11,754 --> 00:32:13,548 Liking what I like don't make me a bitch. 571 00:32:13,590 --> 00:32:15,842 Doesn't mean I'm gonna wear a fuckin' dress or anything. 572 00:32:15,883 --> 00:32:17,343 Douche bags. 573 00:32:17,385 --> 00:32:18,994 Make way. I call crapper. 574 00:32:20,471 --> 00:32:21,598 Shove over, faggots. 575 00:32:21,639 --> 00:32:23,200 The cops decided to make the streets safe 576 00:32:23,224 --> 00:32:25,393 for strollers and yoga mats again, fuck you very much. 577 00:32:25,435 --> 00:32:26,704 You ever try to get me to move to Milwaukee, 578 00:32:26,728 --> 00:32:28,396 I'll fucking murder you. Yeah, sure. 579 00:32:28,438 --> 00:32:30,666 Got nothing better to do than watch a bunch of pruny queens 580 00:32:30,690 --> 00:32:32,209 slap their sacks against your ass cheeks. 581 00:32:32,233 --> 00:32:34,461 Thirteen years old, she's bringing a shiv to class. 582 00:32:34,757 --> 00:32:36,029 Man, I miss high school. 583 00:32:37,196 --> 00:32:38,656 Motherfucker... 584 00:32:39,759 --> 00:32:42,176 Hey... ah, found it. 585 00:32:42,201 --> 00:32:44,071 - We don't believe... - Finishing sentences, Grandma? 586 00:32:44,096 --> 00:32:46,205 - Mickey. - That what you don't believe in? 587 00:32:46,247 --> 00:32:47,391 Why'd you climb through the window? 588 00:32:47,415 --> 00:32:49,250 Bunch of fuckin' Mexicans out front. 589 00:32:49,292 --> 00:32:51,336 I'm fuckin' busy, Peppermint Patty. 590 00:32:51,377 --> 00:32:53,463 Go whine to someone who gives a shit. 591 00:32:53,504 --> 00:32:55,882 - You can't let hate win. - Wake up little Mary Sunshine. 592 00:32:55,923 --> 00:32:57,133 Hate always wins. 593 00:32:57,175 --> 00:32:58,343 I fucked Angie. 594 00:32:58,384 --> 00:32:59,510 Everybody fucks Angie. 595 00:33:00,054 --> 00:33:01,054 You don't fuck Angie? 596 00:33:01,095 --> 00:33:02,555 - No. - Wanna fuck Angie? 597 00:33:02,597 --> 00:33:04,140 I could call her, get her down here. 598 00:33:04,182 --> 00:33:07,060 - Can you take baby to funeral? - No, it's illegal in this country. 599 00:33:07,390 --> 00:33:08,519 Oh... that fat fuck? 600 00:33:08,561 --> 00:33:11,289 He'd give a shit, believe me. All he's thinking about 601 00:33:11,314 --> 00:33:12,750 is whether to have extra helpings of kielbasa 602 00:33:12,774 --> 00:33:14,317 or pierogi at his mom's tonight. 603 00:33:16,277 --> 00:33:18,321 I don't know what you're fucking saying! 604 00:33:18,363 --> 00:33:20,090 Oh, my God! 605 00:33:20,114 --> 00:33:21,532 I don't know what that means! 606 00:33:21,574 --> 00:33:23,242 Look, don't worry, we'll get a dick in 607 00:33:23,284 --> 00:33:24,535 as soon as we can. 608 00:33:24,577 --> 00:33:26,454 Yes, I wanna help. I wanna help 609 00:33:26,496 --> 00:33:27,765 by shoving a shotgun down my dad's throat 610 00:33:27,789 --> 00:33:29,933 and watching his spinal cord burst out his fuckin' back 611 00:33:29,957 --> 00:33:31,209 all over his kitchen wall! 612 00:33:37,413 --> 00:33:39,092 Okay, you need to push the fuck back, nutjob. 613 00:33:39,133 --> 00:33:41,010 Eat my cornhole, cocks! 614 00:33:41,052 --> 00:33:42,196 I gotta do this with you again? 615 00:33:42,220 --> 00:33:43,888 It's not a fucking Antiques Roadshow. 616 00:33:43,930 --> 00:33:45,795 You get on the whole thing or nothing at all. 617 00:33:45,820 --> 00:33:47,618 Think I'm gonna stand around here selling each piece 618 00:33:47,642 --> 00:33:49,203 for 5 bucks like it's a fuckin' yard sale? 619 00:33:49,227 --> 00:33:50,687 - We're thirsty. - Good thing 620 00:33:50,728 --> 00:33:52,563 there's a sink in the fuckin' bathroom, huh? 621 00:33:52,605 --> 00:33:54,273 Get the fuck outta here. 622 00:33:54,315 --> 00:33:56,150 Get outta here! 623 00:33:57,664 --> 00:33:59,213 And learn how to run like a dude! 624 00:33:59,773 --> 00:34:02,211 That is the dirtiest white boy in America. 625 00:34:03,157 --> 00:34:05,201 Jesus Christ! 626 00:34:06,625 --> 00:34:08,287 You fucking never wanna do what I wanna do. 627 00:34:08,329 --> 00:34:10,432 Maybe that's 'cause you're always trying to change me. 628 00:34:10,456 --> 00:34:12,250 Yeah, maybe some change would be good for ya. 629 00:34:12,291 --> 00:34:14,715 Fuck you. Why don't you change? 630 00:34:15,294 --> 00:34:16,838 You're more fucked up than I am. 631 00:34:16,879 --> 00:34:19,285 Bullshit, you're the king of fucked up. 632 00:34:24,554 --> 00:34:27,598 I'll head over by myself. I'll be back in a couple hours. 633 00:34:27,623 --> 00:34:31,127 What, you don't want me to go? 634 00:34:31,185 --> 00:34:33,218 Probably best if you don't, tough guy. 635 00:34:34,647 --> 00:34:37,817 - What the fuck, Ian? - Sick of your whiny, pussy crap. 636 00:34:37,859 --> 00:34:39,944 You're so tough, come here! 637 00:34:39,986 --> 00:34:41,154 He's a shit-talking, 638 00:34:41,195 --> 00:34:43,448 bitch-slapping piece of South Side trash I fell for. 639 00:34:43,489 --> 00:34:45,241 Where is he? The fuck is he, Mick? 640 00:34:45,283 --> 00:34:47,535 Fuck you! Fuck me for giving a shit, you prick. 641 00:34:47,577 --> 00:34:50,288 Hey, what the fuck, Gallagher? 642 00:34:50,329 --> 00:34:51,456 Oh, he speaks! 643 00:34:51,497 --> 00:34:52,850 You can give all the shits you want, 644 00:34:52,874 --> 00:34:55,293 but the next time my dick is limp from all the meds, 645 00:34:55,334 --> 00:34:57,336 don't go all, "Oh, it's okay. Wah-wah." 646 00:34:57,394 --> 00:34:59,313 Just suck it harder, you faggot. 647 00:34:59,338 --> 00:35:00,506 Fuck you! 648 00:35:07,805 --> 00:35:10,391 Hey, you wanna fag bash? Make you feel like a man? 649 00:35:10,433 --> 00:35:12,310 Go ahead... do it! 650 00:35:18,717 --> 00:35:19,969 Get the fuck off! 651 00:35:29,869 --> 00:35:33,206 You love me. And you're gay. 652 00:35:33,247 --> 00:35:34,832 Just admit it. 653 00:35:37,335 --> 00:35:38,461 Suck a dick! 654 00:35:41,547 --> 00:35:43,508 I wanna know how you feel, you know? 655 00:35:50,264 --> 00:35:52,099 Just this once... 656 00:35:52,141 --> 00:35:55,019 fuckin' admit it. 657 00:35:55,061 --> 00:35:55,937 Feel like a man? 658 00:35:55,978 --> 00:35:57,230 Motherfucker! 659 00:36:08,686 --> 00:36:10,730 Feel better now. 660 00:36:13,663 --> 00:36:15,706 Ha. Yeah. 661 00:36:15,748 --> 00:36:17,942 I don't do normal, Gallagher. 662 00:36:20,169 --> 00:36:22,036 I don't either. 663 00:36:28,177 --> 00:36:29,762 Ahh... 664 00:36:29,804 --> 00:36:32,557 Fuckin' love you. 665 00:36:32,598 --> 00:36:34,475 I love you too. 666 00:38:01,337 --> 00:38:02,671 Gonna see you again? 667 00:38:37,259 --> 00:38:40,559 I rolled on the cartel I was workin' for, and in exchange, 668 00:38:40,601 --> 00:38:43,729 guess who gets to pick where he gets locked up? 669 00:38:43,912 --> 00:38:45,709 Holy fuck. 670 00:38:45,940 --> 00:38:49,553 Oh, hey, I got bottom, so... 671 00:38:50,319 --> 00:38:51,983 you're on top. 672 00:39:15,404 --> 00:39:16,497 Come here. 673 00:39:22,101 --> 00:39:25,479 Isn't that cute? Little domestic bitches? 674 00:39:25,521 --> 00:39:27,559 Mm. thank you. 675 00:39:37,243 --> 00:39:38,436 I love you... 676 00:39:39,075 --> 00:39:40,499 Mickey Milkovich. 677 00:39:42,085 --> 00:39:43,296 More than anything. 678 00:39:45,697 --> 00:39:47,324 And if you'll let me, 679 00:39:47,601 --> 00:39:49,603 I-I'd like to spend the rest of my life... 680 00:39:49,628 --> 00:39:52,006 Jesus Christ, save the fuckin' speech, you pussy. 681 00:39:53,758 --> 00:39:55,426 I'll marry you. 682 00:39:55,468 --> 00:39:57,636 Of course I'll fucking marry you. 683 00:40:05,731 --> 00:40:09,253 I, Mikhailo, take you, Ian, 684 00:40:10,216 --> 00:40:11,687 to be my husband... 685 00:40:12,777 --> 00:40:14,414 to have and to hold, 686 00:40:14,945 --> 00:40:16,898 from this day forward, 687 00:40:17,479 --> 00:40:19,156 for better or worse, 688 00:40:19,944 --> 00:40:22,609 richer or poorer, 689 00:40:23,937 --> 00:40:25,773 sickness and in health, 690 00:40:26,998 --> 00:40:30,342 to love and to cherish you 691 00:40:32,004 --> 00:40:33,339 till death do us part. 692 00:40:33,396 --> 00:40:36,900 ? The field underneath the tree ? 693 00:40:36,926 --> 00:40:41,138 I, Ian, take you, 694 00:40:41,180 --> 00:40:42,473 Mickey, 695 00:40:42,515 --> 00:40:44,010 to be my husband... 696 00:40:45,351 --> 00:40:48,604 to have and to hold you from this day forward, 697 00:40:48,646 --> 00:40:50,370 for better or for worse, 698 00:40:50,940 --> 00:40:52,237 richer or poorer, 699 00:40:53,526 --> 00:40:55,096 in sickness and in health. 700 00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:00,917 To love and to cherish you till death do us part. 701 00:41:01,432 --> 00:41:03,729 Now that Mikhailo and Ian 702 00:41:03,754 --> 00:41:06,014 have given themselves to each other 703 00:41:06,069 --> 00:41:07,529 with these vows 704 00:41:07,806 --> 00:41:09,975 and the giving and receiving of rings, 705 00:41:10,717 --> 00:41:12,628 I now pronounce you 706 00:41:12,670 --> 00:41:14,982 husband and husband. 707 00:41:16,632 --> 00:41:19,468 - Now? - Yes, now. 708 00:42:20,866 --> 00:42:26,806 _ 709 00:42:27,661 --> 00:42:28,829 This is like the fourth time 710 00:42:28,871 --> 00:42:30,748 I've Stormy Danieled your little Trump. 711 00:42:30,789 --> 00:42:32,833 Sixth. Come on... get your cock pocket down there. 712 00:42:32,875 --> 00:42:34,376 Fuck. I feel like a Russian brothel. 713 00:42:34,418 --> 00:42:37,087 This is like the fourth time I've gobbled your turkey neck. 714 00:42:37,112 --> 00:42:39,531 Sixth. Get your cock pocket down here. 715 00:42:39,936 --> 00:42:41,759 Ugh. Happy Thanksgiving. 716 00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:43,093 Jesus Christ, this is like 717 00:42:43,135 --> 00:42:45,350 the fourth Showtime casting couch I've given you. 718 00:42:48,641 --> 00:42:49,683 Jesus Christ, this is like 719 00:42:49,708 --> 00:42:51,060 the fourth sloppy toppy I've given you. 720 00:42:51,101 --> 00:42:53,687 Sixth. Get your Clay Aiken pie hole down here. 721 00:42:53,729 --> 00:42:55,332 Jesus Christ, this is like the fourth time 722 00:42:55,356 --> 00:42:57,107 we've played swallow the sausage. 723 00:42:57,149 --> 00:42:59,735 Sixth. Get your Mississippi bird bath down here. 724 00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:01,213 Jesus Christ, this is like the fourth time 725 00:43:01,237 --> 00:43:02,988 I've eaten your hot dog on a stick. 726 00:43:03,013 --> 00:43:05,174 Sixth. Get your Alabama dog... dog whistle? 727 00:43:05,199 --> 00:43:06,885 - Alabama dog whistle? - Dirt whistle. 728 00:43:06,909 --> 00:43:08,160 - Dirt whistle. - Dirt whistle. 729 00:43:08,202 --> 00:43:09,328 Dog whistle. Dirt whistle. 730 00:43:09,370 --> 00:43:10,913 Dog whistle's something different. 731 00:43:10,955 --> 00:43:13,666 Jesus Christ, this is the fourth sausage swallower 732 00:43:13,691 --> 00:43:15,026 - I've given you. - Sixth. 733 00:43:15,522 --> 00:43:17,920 Get your Bulgarian scuba mouth down here. 734 00:43:17,962 --> 00:43:19,975 Your, uh, Boston snowplow? 735 00:43:20,959 --> 00:43:22,841 That's the only one that I remember. 736 00:43:22,883 --> 00:43:25,511 Jesus Christ, this is like the fourth shaft flashing 737 00:43:25,552 --> 00:43:26,762 - I've given you. - Sixth. 738 00:43:26,804 --> 00:43:28,138 Let me try that one more time. 739 00:43:28,180 --> 00:43:29,723 - Shaft lashing. - Shaft lashing. 740 00:43:29,765 --> 00:43:31,517 Shaft lashing, shaft lashing. 741 00:43:31,558 --> 00:43:32,810 Jesus Christ, this is like 742 00:43:32,851 --> 00:43:34,411 the fourth shaft lashing I've given you. 743 00:43:34,436 --> 00:43:37,793 Sixth. Come over here with that sweet lovin' mouth. 744 00:43:44,274 --> 00:43:47,194 Only on Showtime. 745 00:43:52,786 --> 00:43:55,327 _ 746 00:43:55,986 --> 00:43:57,528 You must be joking. 747 00:43:58,588 --> 00:44:00,606 What, you're... You're fucking him? 748 00:44:03,302 --> 00:44:05,481 - What'd ya hit? - Girl at school. 749 00:44:07,255 --> 00:44:09,013 Don't forget to check for hair behind the grill. 750 00:44:09,054 --> 00:44:11,390 I don't know what you see in that geriatric Viagroid. 751 00:44:11,432 --> 00:44:13,475 Why don't you tell me, John Wayne Gacy? 752 00:44:13,517 --> 00:44:14,852 Guns ain't Garanimals. 753 00:44:14,877 --> 00:44:16,337 Well, Sasha needs to find out 754 00:44:16,362 --> 00:44:18,080 that my wife's a hooker, not a slave. 755 00:44:18,105 --> 00:44:20,983 Jesus Christ, Russian whores know how to run their mouths 756 00:44:21,025 --> 00:44:23,152 when there ain't some dude's junk jammed in there. 757 00:44:23,193 --> 00:44:25,339 What the hell is this? Poolside at the Flamingo? 758 00:44:25,364 --> 00:44:26,692 We got a line of clients upstairs 759 00:44:26,723 --> 00:44:28,698 with their hands down their pants... go to work! 760 00:44:28,723 --> 00:44:30,242 Don't think you're gettin' off just 'cause you're about to 761 00:44:30,284 --> 00:44:31,785 drop a patty from your fur burger. 762 00:44:31,827 --> 00:44:33,162 - Fur burger? - She won't shave. 763 00:44:33,203 --> 00:44:35,039 - I like the way God made me. - That's nice. 764 00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:36,349 You're late again, I'ma dock you 50. 765 00:44:36,373 --> 00:44:38,083 - This isn't a shelter. - No shit. 766 00:44:38,125 --> 00:44:39,501 Shelter has better water pressure. 767 00:44:39,543 --> 00:44:41,920 - Oh, make yourself at home. - You got a problem? 768 00:44:41,962 --> 00:44:44,757 This should more than cover the Bisquick, asshole. 769 00:44:48,889 --> 00:44:50,679 Hey, you plan on giving a beatdown 770 00:44:50,721 --> 00:44:52,465 to every guy Mandy's been with? 771 00:44:52,490 --> 00:44:54,350 Your arms are gonna get fuckin' tired. 772 00:44:54,391 --> 00:44:55,851 Hey, Nanook of the fuckin' North, 773 00:44:55,893 --> 00:44:56,935 why don't you lose parka 774 00:44:56,977 --> 00:44:58,288 unless you're planning on banging' Eskimos. 775 00:44:58,312 --> 00:44:59,497 Yeah, you know when someone robs me 776 00:44:59,521 --> 00:45:01,124 with my own fuckin' gun, they're not my friend. 777 00:45:01,148 --> 00:45:02,441 I'm kinda funny like that. 778 00:45:02,483 --> 00:45:04,693 Work it out with a fucking AR-15 to his fuckin' head. 779 00:45:04,735 --> 00:45:06,070 That's how I like to negotiate. 780 00:45:06,111 --> 00:45:08,280 Hey, Mrs. Patel, 781 00:45:08,733 --> 00:45:11,495 can you jerk your fuckin' husband off once in a while 782 00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:15,607 so he doesn't come back to my rub and tug ever again? 783 00:45:16,098 --> 00:45:17,349 Lisinopril. 784 00:45:17,790 --> 00:45:19,100 Should I Google it, see what it does? 785 00:45:19,124 --> 00:45:21,019 No, you should give me some, and I'll let you know. 786 00:45:21,043 --> 00:45:24,178 We have electric shavers, Jamaican rum... 787 00:45:24,545 --> 00:45:25,825 and this. 788 00:45:25,850 --> 00:45:28,801 That has a hair on it. You touch me with that, 789 00:45:28,842 --> 00:45:30,153 I will knock the teeth outta your head. 790 00:45:30,177 --> 00:45:31,845 - I will knock the teeth... - With this? 791 00:45:31,887 --> 00:45:34,139 What the fuck is wrong with you? 792 00:45:34,181 --> 00:45:36,433 - En garde! - What is wrong with you? 793 00:45:36,459 --> 00:45:38,419 What the fuck is wrong with... Oh, my... 794 00:45:38,477 --> 00:45:40,896 This is not funny. 795 00:45:40,938 --> 00:45:42,773 I'm not fucking Star Wars... 796 00:45:44,125 --> 00:45:46,293 - What's your type? - Redhead. 797 00:45:46,318 --> 00:45:48,430 - I am downstairs. - Batshit crazy. 798 00:45:48,455 --> 00:45:51,090 - Check. - Packin' nine inches. 799 00:45:56,328 --> 00:45:57,871 - What do you mean? - I mean people 800 00:45:57,913 --> 00:45:59,164 will slip that bitch a roofie, 801 00:45:59,206 --> 00:46:01,184 slap her to a chair, and pull her fucking teeth out. 802 00:46:01,208 --> 00:46:02,477 - I stabbed him first. - No, you did not. 803 00:46:02,501 --> 00:46:03,836 - Oh, shut up. - You shut up. 804 00:46:03,877 --> 00:46:05,063 Don't fuckin' tell me what to do. 805 00:46:05,087 --> 00:46:06,189 If you shut your fuckin' pie hole, 806 00:46:06,213 --> 00:46:07,273 I wouldn't have to tell you what to do. 807 00:46:07,297 --> 00:46:08,525 Yeah, please, that'll be the day, 808 00:46:08,549 --> 00:46:10,318 when Ian Gallagher doesn't nag the shit outta my ass 809 00:46:10,342 --> 00:46:11,885 and tell me what to do about something. 810 00:46:11,927 --> 00:46:13,154 You know, if you just wipe the toilet seat 811 00:46:13,178 --> 00:46:14,781 for once in your life, I wouldn't fucking nag you. 812 00:46:14,805 --> 00:46:15,889 If you just picked up 813 00:46:15,931 --> 00:46:17,033 - your nail clippings! - Who gives a shit 814 00:46:17,057 --> 00:46:18,243 about any of that? We're in fucking prison! 815 00:46:18,267 --> 00:46:19,661 - I do, you fucking pig. - That's the problem. 816 00:46:19,685 --> 00:46:21,413 You sound like a couple of old broads. 817 00:46:21,437 --> 00:46:23,355 I'ma murder you two if you don't stop talking. 818 00:46:23,397 --> 00:46:25,441 Shut your face. I just got outta prison, 819 00:46:25,831 --> 00:46:28,235 so I have no qualms about reaching down your throat, 820 00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:30,320 through your intestines and out your fucking asshole 821 00:46:30,362 --> 00:46:31,905 to take back whatever you stole. 822 00:46:31,947 --> 00:46:34,992 Okay, we both know what we know we know... 823 00:46:35,197 --> 00:46:36,777 that we know. 824 00:46:37,681 --> 00:46:39,474 The fuck does that mean? 825 00:46:41,884 --> 00:46:44,293 Mandy's makin' eggs. 826 00:46:46,715 --> 00:46:47,796 Put some clothes on. 827 00:46:47,838 --> 00:46:49,598 You two look like a couple of fags. 828 00:46:51,884 --> 00:46:53,135 There's an ATM card. 829 00:46:53,751 --> 00:46:55,596 Congratulations. It has no fuckin' PIN number. 830 00:46:55,900 --> 00:46:57,473 What're you gonna do, rob the same mailboxes 831 00:46:57,514 --> 00:46:59,349 every day until they send the PIN? 832 00:46:59,391 --> 00:47:00,994 Jesus Christ, what happened to a man's home 833 00:47:01,018 --> 00:47:02,634 bein' his fucking castle? 834 00:47:03,126 --> 00:47:05,468 Three things. This is my home, 835 00:47:05,493 --> 00:47:07,691 you do have a small dick, and you started this, 836 00:47:07,733 --> 00:47:10,194 all because you thought your wife's worth more 837 00:47:10,235 --> 00:47:11,487 than a couplea bucks a lay. 838 00:47:11,528 --> 00:47:13,669 Let me tell ya from experience: she's not. 839 00:47:13,694 --> 00:47:17,242 Two hundred twenty bucks. How many Johnsons you squash. 840 00:47:17,284 --> 00:47:18,202 Seventeen. 841 00:47:18,243 --> 00:47:19,989 That's like 12 bucks a wank. 842 00:47:20,014 --> 00:47:22,122 Do you guys know rich people count the number of threads 843 00:47:22,164 --> 00:47:23,373 - in their sheets? - Fuck that. 844 00:47:23,415 --> 00:47:25,709 I can't even count the number of stains in mine. 845 00:47:25,751 --> 00:47:26,752 You know what they say... 846 00:47:26,793 --> 00:47:28,313 The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. 847 00:47:28,337 --> 00:47:30,047 It does if it lands on a dick! 848 00:47:30,088 --> 00:47:31,340 What's he doin'? 849 00:47:33,926 --> 00:47:35,469 He's getting us drinks. 850 00:47:36,574 --> 00:47:37,971 Crazy how realistic it looks. 851 00:47:38,013 --> 00:47:39,590 Where's my hug? 852 00:47:44,731 --> 00:47:46,313 Girlfriend's gonna love this one, bro. 853 00:47:46,355 --> 00:47:48,148 It's not my girlfriend. It's my mom. 854 00:47:48,190 --> 00:47:49,441 Oh, you shoulda told me that 855 00:47:49,483 --> 00:47:51,109 before I started workin' on these titties. 856 00:47:52,736 --> 00:47:55,197 Oh... fuck! 857 00:47:58,676 --> 00:48:00,302 I hear you give exquisite head. 858 00:48:00,686 --> 00:48:03,476 I'm curious if your skills extend to both genders. 859 00:48:05,443 --> 00:48:07,125 Fuck off, rectum boy. 860 00:48:07,167 --> 00:48:09,378 I'm not here to see Mickey. I'm here to see you. 861 00:48:09,419 --> 00:48:11,088 What, you trying to fagify all of us? 862 00:48:11,287 --> 00:48:13,507 You don't fagify people. That's not how... 863 00:48:13,549 --> 00:48:14,776 - What's your problem? - Sick of the smell 864 00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:16,680 of goddamn mayonnaise. It's like getting screwed 865 00:48:16,718 --> 00:48:18,845 by a bowl of potato salad every morning. 866 00:48:18,887 --> 00:48:20,180 You were mouth and ass raped? 867 00:48:20,222 --> 00:48:21,890 You kidding? I did the raping. 868 00:48:21,932 --> 00:48:23,350 Milkoviches don't bottom. 869 00:48:23,392 --> 00:48:24,812 Was Mickey adopted? 870 00:48:25,310 --> 00:48:27,604 Is it as annoying as the way you lick your finger 871 00:48:27,646 --> 00:48:29,231 every single time you turn the page 872 00:48:29,273 --> 00:48:31,024 of whatever faggety-ass book you're reading? 873 00:48:31,066 --> 00:48:32,276 - Okay. - My name's Ian. 874 00:48:32,317 --> 00:48:34,236 I can't turn the page like a normal human being. 875 00:48:34,278 --> 00:48:36,238 I have to put my whole goddamn paw in my mouth. 876 00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:38,323 You know what, if you actually knew how to read, 877 00:48:38,365 --> 00:48:39,533 maybe you'd understand. 878 00:48:39,575 --> 00:48:41,451 Not, "Look at these fucking squiggle things 879 00:48:41,493 --> 00:48:43,287 all over this piece of paper!" 880 00:48:43,345 --> 00:48:45,097 Every morning, the same shit. 881 00:48:45,122 --> 00:48:46,290 You're like old women! 882 00:48:46,331 --> 00:48:48,357 I came to prison to get away from my parents! 883 00:48:48,576 --> 00:48:50,377 Eat my cornhole, cocks! 884 00:48:50,436 --> 00:48:52,354 Not if it smells like mayonnaise. 885 00:48:52,379 --> 00:48:54,459 Exactly! 886 00:48:59,082 --> 00:49:04,082 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com --