1 00:00:02,384 --> 00:00:03,802 You again? 2 00:00:03,827 --> 00:00:05,199 You really wanna know what happened last week 3 00:00:05,223 --> 00:00:06,273 on Shameless? 4 00:00:06,298 --> 00:00:07,912 The same old shit as last week. 5 00:00:07,937 --> 00:00:09,647 When you work for a living, 6 00:00:09,672 --> 00:00:10,899 the weeks just seem to blur together, 7 00:00:10,924 --> 00:00:12,176 you know what I mean? 8 00:00:16,047 --> 00:00:17,758 Don't judge me. 9 00:00:17,783 --> 00:00:19,261 It's not like she wouldn't be drinking by the third grade 10 00:00:19,286 --> 00:00:20,594 growing up in this neighborhood. 11 00:00:22,073 --> 00:00:22,922 Go. 12 00:00:22,947 --> 00:00:24,718 Debbie needs her share of the utilities. 13 00:00:24,743 --> 00:00:26,367 Want me to get some shitty-ass minimum wage job 14 00:00:26,392 --> 00:00:28,032 like you hauling boxes around a warehouse? 15 00:00:28,063 --> 00:00:30,023 Isn't marriage supposed to be about communication, 16 00:00:30,065 --> 00:00:32,568 compromise, agreed upon mutual fuckin' goals? 17 00:00:32,609 --> 00:00:34,379 How's that supposed to happen when one person in the marriage 18 00:00:34,403 --> 00:00:36,214 just goes off and does whatever the hell he wants 19 00:00:36,238 --> 00:00:38,198 without telling the other person what he's doing? 20 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:39,992 Officer Tipping, I believe I'm your partner. 21 00:00:40,033 --> 00:00:41,493 Welcome to the Chicago police force. 22 00:00:41,535 --> 00:00:42,870 Wait, you've never been shot? 23 00:00:42,911 --> 00:00:45,038 Never been shot, never shot at. You know why? 24 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:46,373 I don't leave the car. 25 00:00:46,415 --> 00:00:48,041 I was bored shitless today. 26 00:00:48,083 --> 00:00:50,544 I don't care 'cause I wanna be the best partner that I can be. 27 00:00:50,569 --> 00:00:52,729 So the least you can do is buy me a damn drink. 28 00:00:52,771 --> 00:00:53,939 One drink. 29 00:00:56,717 --> 00:00:57,634 Really sorry again, sir, 30 00:00:57,676 --> 00:00:58,736 that you had a heart attack. 31 00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:00,721 You know, I somehow feel responsible. 32 00:01:00,762 --> 00:01:03,223 We made $3,400. 33 00:01:03,265 --> 00:01:05,559 It's been lovely doing business with you. 34 00:01:05,601 --> 00:01:07,019 Shall we do it again tomorrow? 35 00:01:07,060 --> 00:01:09,062 I don't see why not. V? 36 00:01:09,104 --> 00:01:11,899 Until our suppliers are back up and running, sure. 37 00:01:11,940 --> 00:01:14,234 "Wrongly convicted lesbian welder." 38 00:01:14,276 --> 00:01:16,570 It's blowing up. Everybody wants to hire you. 39 00:01:25,412 --> 00:01:28,290 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com -- 40 00:02:34,757 --> 00:02:36,632 Just put on the dress, Franny! 41 00:02:37,468 --> 00:02:38,678 No, no, no! 42 00:02:38,703 --> 00:02:41,139 I need to take your picture for Little Miss South Side. 43 00:02:41,164 --> 00:02:43,583 Don't you want to be Little Miss South Side? 44 00:02:43,726 --> 00:02:44,727 No! 45 00:02:44,827 --> 00:02:46,303 - Dress. - Pants! 46 00:02:46,328 --> 00:02:47,663 - Dress! - Pants! 47 00:02:48,992 --> 00:02:50,661 Can you at least brush your own teeth? 48 00:02:50,749 --> 00:02:53,400 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 49 00:02:58,973 --> 00:03:01,200 Your room is gonna be 50 00:03:01,242 --> 00:03:04,233 swimming in constellations, little man. 51 00:03:04,662 --> 00:03:06,522 Like Cassiopeia. 52 00:03:06,836 --> 00:03:09,881 - Can you say... - Cassiopeia. 53 00:03:10,125 --> 00:03:11,502 Hey. 54 00:03:11,527 --> 00:03:12,737 Hey. 55 00:03:12,762 --> 00:03:13,967 How's baby? 56 00:03:13,992 --> 00:03:16,592 I was up all night with Cami and Brad at the ER. 57 00:03:16,872 --> 00:03:18,498 Baby's lost a lot of weight. 58 00:03:18,523 --> 00:03:20,061 They ran a bunch of tests, 59 00:03:20,086 --> 00:03:21,947 but they still can't figure out why he's not eating. 60 00:03:21,971 --> 00:03:23,557 He's gonna be okay, though, right? 61 00:03:23,582 --> 00:03:25,253 They're meeting with the doctor in a couple hours 62 00:03:25,278 --> 00:03:27,781 so I'm gonna shower, head back, hold Cami's hand. 63 00:03:27,955 --> 00:03:30,409 Brad was hoping you could open up at BornFree. 64 00:03:30,828 --> 00:03:32,746 - Yeah, sure. I'll take Fred. - Cool. 65 00:03:32,771 --> 00:03:34,415 Hey, you wanna hit that switch right there? 66 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:37,318 Oh, yeah. 67 00:03:39,122 --> 00:03:40,915 Wow. 68 00:03:40,940 --> 00:03:41,982 Yeah, right? 69 00:03:45,418 --> 00:03:47,682 Oh, Milton's coming by later. 70 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,417 Thought he was on an aircraft carrier somewhere. 71 00:03:51,458 --> 00:03:53,628 - He's on leave. He's getting married. - Mm. 72 00:03:53,653 --> 00:03:55,105 Coming by to look for his dress shoes 73 00:03:55,129 --> 00:03:56,630 in those boxes left in the garage. 74 00:03:58,632 --> 00:04:00,706 Take it, you dirty convict. 75 00:04:00,753 --> 00:04:01,855 Thought you weren't gonna fuck me 76 00:04:01,879 --> 00:04:03,506 until I got a real job, huh? 77 00:04:03,548 --> 00:04:04,549 Oh, I got my eyes closed, 78 00:04:04,590 --> 00:04:06,259 pretending you're a Jonas Brother. 79 00:04:06,300 --> 00:04:08,803 - Which one? - Uh, Joe. 80 00:04:09,089 --> 00:04:10,822 Fuck you. I'm totally Nick. 81 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:13,891 What the... 82 00:04:13,933 --> 00:04:15,285 Call me Nick, you Jonas-loving slut. 83 00:04:15,309 --> 00:04:17,895 Whoa, hey. The fuck you doing? 84 00:04:17,944 --> 00:04:19,950 I'm gonna get you pregnant. Come on. 85 00:04:21,107 --> 00:04:22,441 This isn't how we do it. 86 00:04:22,483 --> 00:04:24,443 Well, it's not how we normally do it. 87 00:04:24,485 --> 00:04:26,154 Been watching a lot of prison porn. 88 00:04:26,195 --> 00:04:27,613 Kinda feel like making you my bitch. 89 00:04:27,655 --> 00:04:29,099 I'm not your bitch. 90 00:04:29,124 --> 00:04:30,992 Well, when I bottom, I power bottom, 91 00:04:31,017 --> 00:04:32,161 so even then, you're totally my bitch. 92 00:04:32,186 --> 00:04:33,599 And we're done. 93 00:04:34,370 --> 00:04:36,831 Oh, come on. Where you goin'? 94 00:04:36,873 --> 00:04:38,499 To whack off in the shower. 95 00:04:38,541 --> 00:04:40,084 Oh... 96 00:04:40,126 --> 00:04:41,311 All right, well, you know, I guess 97 00:04:41,335 --> 00:04:43,341 I'll just drill the fuck outta my hand too. 98 00:04:43,713 --> 00:04:45,673 Maybe color it orange, call it Ian. 99 00:04:49,161 --> 00:04:50,620 How was your first day as a cop? 100 00:04:50,678 --> 00:04:51,971 Pfft, seen more action 101 00:04:52,013 --> 00:04:54,032 playing Minecraft on the shitter. 102 00:04:54,559 --> 00:04:57,160 - This stuff is delicious. - You high? 103 00:04:57,185 --> 00:04:58,686 As the Willis Tower. 104 00:04:58,728 --> 00:05:00,062 Fringe benefit of being 105 00:05:00,104 --> 00:05:02,773 the Alibi's chief quality control officer 106 00:05:02,815 --> 00:05:04,587 and weed sommelier. 107 00:05:04,859 --> 00:05:07,820 Gotta fuel up for a big day of pot purchases. 108 00:05:07,862 --> 00:05:09,864 - Franny, breakfast! - No! 109 00:05:09,906 --> 00:05:12,325 I'm gonna kill her. 110 00:05:12,366 --> 00:05:14,735 I'm gonna choke her with her cargo pants until she's dead. 111 00:05:14,886 --> 00:05:16,304 Still won't put on the dress? 112 00:05:16,329 --> 00:05:18,206 Won't put on her dress, won't brush her hair, 113 00:05:18,231 --> 00:05:20,483 won't brush her teeth, won't pack her own backpack. 114 00:05:20,508 --> 00:05:22,510 Why can't Little Miss Sunshine wear pants? 115 00:05:22,535 --> 00:05:24,789 'Cause it's not Little Mr. Sunshine, Carl. 116 00:05:25,254 --> 00:05:27,094 Sounds like gender conformity. 117 00:05:27,381 --> 00:05:30,051 It's not my world, Liam. I just live in it. 118 00:05:30,092 --> 00:05:31,737 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 119 00:05:31,761 --> 00:05:33,721 Who you guys think is the man in our relationship? 120 00:05:33,763 --> 00:05:34,555 - You are. - Ian. 121 00:05:34,597 --> 00:05:35,890 Yeah, Neanderthal. 122 00:05:35,932 --> 00:05:38,309 There's no man in our relationship. 123 00:05:38,351 --> 00:05:40,228 But if there was, it'd be me. 124 00:05:40,269 --> 00:05:41,538 Okay, well, who sticks it in who? 125 00:05:41,562 --> 00:05:42,813 - I do. - Irrelevant. 126 00:05:42,855 --> 00:05:44,041 - And my dick's longer. - Mine's wider, 127 00:05:44,065 --> 00:05:45,900 which is the only metric that matters. 128 00:05:45,942 --> 00:05:47,652 Look at him. He's too pretty to be the man. 129 00:05:47,693 --> 00:05:49,070 I'm pretty? 130 00:05:49,111 --> 00:05:51,072 You have the hairless body of a preteen girl. 131 00:05:51,113 --> 00:05:52,424 Well, you like sticking it up my shitter, 132 00:05:52,448 --> 00:05:53,728 so what does that say about you? 133 00:05:55,409 --> 00:05:56,970 Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 134 00:05:56,994 --> 00:05:59,038 Baby on board. Christ. 135 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:00,748 Uh, Pop Tart or banana? 136 00:06:00,790 --> 00:06:02,792 Uh, Pop Tart. Whoa, Debs. 137 00:06:02,833 --> 00:06:04,961 You're looking especially, um... 138 00:06:05,175 --> 00:06:07,004 Boobularly abundant. 139 00:06:07,046 --> 00:06:08,839 Hot Lesbian Convict Handywoman. 140 00:06:08,881 --> 00:06:11,300 Customers love it. More work than I can handle. 141 00:06:11,342 --> 00:06:14,845 Franny, let's go! 142 00:06:14,887 --> 00:06:16,347 I gotta go poop! 143 00:06:16,389 --> 00:06:17,223 No, Franny. No! 144 00:06:17,265 --> 00:06:18,766 Huh. 145 00:06:19,089 --> 00:06:21,204 - If I'm late to work, I'm gonna lose this client. - If I'm gonna drop you off 146 00:06:21,229 --> 00:06:22,110 before the doctor, 147 00:06:22,135 --> 00:06:23,267 - we have to go. - Hey, can you guys drop me off 148 00:06:23,292 --> 00:06:24,164 - at the precinct... - Would one of you guys take 149 00:06:24,188 --> 00:06:25,290 - on your way to the warehouse? - Franny to school, please? 150 00:06:25,314 --> 00:06:26,416 - I'd really appreciate it. - Yeah. 151 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:27,955 - Sure, whatever. - Thank you. 152 00:06:27,980 --> 00:06:29,944 Carl, you get shotgun. 153 00:06:29,969 --> 00:06:32,429 "Ianna" here can ride bitch. 154 00:06:32,488 --> 00:06:33,698 Fuck that. 155 00:06:33,739 --> 00:06:35,616 - Bye, buddy. - Hey, wait up. 156 00:06:42,164 --> 00:06:43,557 Mommy? 157 00:06:45,596 --> 00:06:47,561 Come on, Franny. 158 00:06:47,586 --> 00:06:50,932 Everyone left. I'll take you to school again. 159 00:06:51,299 --> 00:06:53,471 Everyone? What am I, chopped liver? 160 00:06:54,135 --> 00:06:56,220 You're Frank. 161 00:06:56,262 --> 00:06:59,231 You don't think I can get my granddaughter to school? 162 00:06:59,724 --> 00:07:02,184 You just said you're high as the Willis Tower. 163 00:07:02,638 --> 00:07:04,645 I've been high, drunk, or both 164 00:07:04,687 --> 00:07:07,064 for every major moment in all of your lives. 165 00:07:07,106 --> 00:07:08,667 I think I can handle something as minor... 166 00:07:08,691 --> 00:07:09,692 Okay. 167 00:07:11,027 --> 00:07:12,997 - Okay what? - Okay, see you. 168 00:07:20,494 --> 00:07:22,455 Why the hell did I do that? 169 00:07:25,916 --> 00:07:27,501 Fuck. 170 00:07:27,543 --> 00:07:30,773 Smile, girls. 171 00:07:32,368 --> 00:07:35,343 There are my little Miss South Sides. 172 00:07:35,384 --> 00:07:36,927 V, I ordered a few things. 173 00:07:36,969 --> 00:07:37,928 Better not be any more toilet paper... 174 00:07:37,970 --> 00:07:38,846 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 175 00:07:38,888 --> 00:07:40,348 You gonna go kill Bill? 176 00:07:40,389 --> 00:07:42,921 Oh you like the drip? It's cool, right? 177 00:07:43,492 --> 00:07:45,835 I got something for the girls for their photo shoot. 178 00:07:47,632 --> 00:07:49,690 Ahh, yeah!- 179 00:07:49,732 --> 00:07:51,484 - No! - Yes. 180 00:07:51,525 --> 00:07:53,361 Little Miss South Side is about finding 181 00:07:53,402 --> 00:07:55,821 the perfect representative for the neighborhood. 182 00:07:55,863 --> 00:07:57,948 What South Side girl can afford a fur coat? 183 00:07:57,990 --> 00:07:59,950 A girl whose parents are getting rich selling pot. 184 00:07:59,992 --> 00:08:01,124 I got us something too. 185 00:08:02,762 --> 00:08:04,318 Oh! 186 00:08:04,343 --> 00:08:07,249 - Versace? - Versocky. 187 00:08:07,291 --> 00:08:09,126 S-O-C-K-Y. Knockoffs. 188 00:08:09,168 --> 00:08:10,795 But we're making baller money now. 189 00:08:10,836 --> 00:08:12,300 We should dress like ballers. 190 00:08:12,755 --> 00:08:14,840 People have been looking down on me my entire life 191 00:08:14,882 --> 00:08:16,300 for being foster-kid poor. 192 00:08:16,759 --> 00:08:19,387 I just wanna walk the streets wearing my Versocky tracksuit 193 00:08:19,428 --> 00:08:20,807 with my head held high 194 00:08:21,055 --> 00:08:22,917 looking down on everyone else for once. 195 00:08:24,158 --> 00:08:25,785 We need to be saving that money. 196 00:08:25,810 --> 00:08:27,440 Return it. All of it. 197 00:08:27,690 --> 00:08:29,206 How about I return the stuff that I got 198 00:08:29,230 --> 00:08:30,874 for you and the girls but I keep my new stuff 199 00:08:30,898 --> 00:08:33,362 because... I'm a grown-ass man 200 00:08:34,096 --> 00:08:35,806 and I can wear whatever I want? 201 00:08:40,074 --> 00:08:42,287 Can I wear it today at least? I'll return it tomorrow. 202 00:08:43,051 --> 00:08:44,428 Fine. 203 00:08:44,453 --> 00:08:47,248 But not the girls. Give it back, and let's go to school. 204 00:08:47,289 --> 00:08:48,749 - Why, Mom? - Mom. 205 00:08:48,774 --> 00:08:50,851 Because Mommy hates joy. That's why. 206 00:08:50,876 --> 00:08:51,895 Let's go, girls. 207 00:08:51,919 --> 00:08:53,504 Grab these masks, grab these bags. 208 00:08:53,546 --> 00:08:55,089 We gotta go. Come, come, come. 209 00:09:02,805 --> 00:09:06,358 Kev, what have you done to our truck? 210 00:09:06,976 --> 00:09:08,162 Nothing. 211 00:09:09,228 --> 00:09:11,686 Just new rims and a bangin' stereo. 212 00:09:17,820 --> 00:09:20,858 Bang. 213 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:22,533 You see how I went down? 214 00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:24,287 It kinda hurt, though. 215 00:09:25,139 --> 00:09:26,596 After you weld the leak under the sink, 216 00:09:26,620 --> 00:09:28,330 can you fix the toilet? 217 00:09:28,372 --> 00:09:29,984 It's doing one of those things where the water keeps running. 218 00:09:29,582 --> 00:09:30,958 Sure. 219 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,727 And also, the light bulb in the fridge is out. 220 00:09:32,751 --> 00:09:34,295 Can you change it? 221 00:09:35,069 --> 00:09:36,672 You want to pay me to change a light bulb? 222 00:09:36,714 --> 00:09:39,276 Mm-hmm. Oh, and the shower isn't draining. 223 00:09:39,300 --> 00:09:40,777 Probably a hair clog. Sorry. 224 00:09:40,801 --> 00:09:42,279 - Oh, a bunch of the doorknobs are loose. - _ 225 00:09:42,303 --> 00:09:44,013 Can you go around and tighten all of them? 226 00:09:44,038 --> 00:09:45,322 - Shit. - Oh, I have this squeaky... 227 00:09:45,347 --> 00:09:47,266 You can just say no. 228 00:09:47,308 --> 00:09:50,060 - Oh, no. I can do that. - Oh, okay. 229 00:09:50,102 --> 00:09:51,604 Also, there's some holes 230 00:09:51,645 --> 00:09:53,745 in the wall in the master bedroom that need patching up. 231 00:09:54,284 --> 00:09:56,567 Oh, also, I have been dying to mount the TV 232 00:09:56,609 --> 00:09:58,152 - in the living room, if you don't mind. - _ 233 00:09:58,194 --> 00:10:00,057 But the walls are thin, so just... careful with the drill. 234 00:10:00,628 --> 00:10:02,255 - Did you get all that? - Yeah. 235 00:10:02,531 --> 00:10:05,576 Great. All right, I gotta get to work. 236 00:10:05,634 --> 00:10:08,637 Please wear your mask all day, please. 237 00:10:08,662 --> 00:10:09,997 And when you're done, 238 00:10:10,039 --> 00:10:11,266 you can just pull the door closed behind you. 239 00:10:11,290 --> 00:10:12,750 - It'll lock automatically. - Great. 240 00:10:12,791 --> 00:10:13,940 And, uh, 241 00:10:15,019 --> 00:10:16,687 can I get a picture for Instagram? 242 00:10:16,712 --> 00:10:19,507 My Ladies Who Lesbian group will flip. 243 00:10:19,548 --> 00:10:20,807 Sure, yeah. 244 00:10:21,383 --> 00:10:23,385 Do you have anything sexy you can hold up? 245 00:10:27,056 --> 00:10:30,135 Oh, my God, that is so hot. All right, whoo! 246 00:10:30,331 --> 00:10:33,020 Oh, wow. 247 00:10:33,062 --> 00:10:35,731 All right, great. 248 00:10:35,773 --> 00:10:37,149 Thank you. Have a great day. 249 00:10:37,191 --> 00:10:38,885 Yeah, you too. 250 00:10:44,265 --> 00:10:46,518 Come on, guys. 251 00:10:51,448 --> 00:10:53,440 _ 252 00:10:59,255 --> 00:11:02,216 And that, Franny dear, is how your mother 253 00:11:02,241 --> 00:11:03,534 was conceived. 254 00:11:03,592 --> 00:11:04,552 Okay, kiddo. 255 00:11:04,593 --> 00:11:05,886 Thank you for your 256 00:11:05,928 --> 00:11:08,055 intellectually challenging conversation. 257 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:09,623 Go get 'em in there. 258 00:11:09,648 --> 00:11:10,875 And remember, always throw the first punch. 259 00:11:10,900 --> 00:11:13,110 This isn't my school. 260 00:11:15,167 --> 00:11:16,397 Yeah, it is. 261 00:11:16,438 --> 00:11:19,233 It's the school named after the Black writer lady. 262 00:11:19,673 --> 00:11:22,721 I go to Maya Angelou Elementary. 263 00:11:27,170 --> 00:11:28,546 The poet, Maya... 264 00:11:30,494 --> 00:11:31,792 I don't know where. 265 00:11:32,276 --> 00:11:35,124 Uh, so it's boring, old prose for you. 266 00:11:35,149 --> 00:11:36,956 Go on in. 267 00:11:39,519 --> 00:11:40,645 Fuck. 268 00:11:43,632 --> 00:11:44,651 Ah, what the hell. 269 00:11:44,675 --> 00:11:46,300 Schools are all bullpucky anyway. 270 00:11:46,468 --> 00:11:49,557 Let's get you some real world experience. 271 00:11:49,805 --> 00:11:51,974 Today is Take Your Grandkid to the Work Day. 272 00:11:51,999 --> 00:11:53,659 - You like that? - Yeah. 273 00:11:53,684 --> 00:11:55,352 I just made that up. Come on. 274 00:12:00,316 --> 00:12:02,300 - Gallagher! - Yes, sir. 275 00:12:03,276 --> 00:12:04,695 How's Officer Tipping? 276 00:12:04,737 --> 00:12:07,573 Life support. 60/40 chance of recovery. 277 00:12:07,716 --> 00:12:08,854 Fuck. 278 00:12:09,325 --> 00:12:11,952 Got you a new partner. Try not to kill this one! 279 00:12:11,994 --> 00:12:13,378 Sergeant James! 280 00:12:14,815 --> 00:12:16,081 Yo, Billie! 281 00:12:16,534 --> 00:12:18,751 Shit, 282 00:12:18,792 --> 00:12:21,440 you really do look like Billie Eilish. 283 00:12:22,112 --> 00:12:25,049 Huh. Well, what do you say, Billie? 284 00:12:25,074 --> 00:12:26,618 Should we go get our dicks wet? 285 00:12:26,971 --> 00:12:29,221 - Yes, ma'am. - Mm-kay. 286 00:12:33,810 --> 00:12:36,810 Open at last, open at last! 287 00:12:36,852 --> 00:12:40,427 Thank the almighty mayor, we are open at last. 288 00:12:43,359 --> 00:12:46,036 Yo, drunks! Rise up. 289 00:12:47,316 --> 00:12:48,942 Bars are officially open again? 290 00:12:49,048 --> 00:12:50,549 Until there's another spike in cases. 291 00:12:50,574 --> 00:12:51,950 I give it two weeks, tops. 292 00:12:51,992 --> 00:12:54,466 All right, look. See? 293 00:12:55,537 --> 00:12:57,706 My girls have Little Miss South Side 294 00:12:57,748 --> 00:12:59,341 written all over their faces. 295 00:12:59,625 --> 00:13:02,503 Well, that one, anyway. She's something special. 296 00:13:02,561 --> 00:13:04,897 Who, Gemma? Yeah, she is. 297 00:13:04,922 --> 00:13:07,591 Kev, they are both special. 298 00:13:07,633 --> 00:13:09,760 Gemma's just a little more special. 299 00:13:09,802 --> 00:13:11,303 What's Little Miss South Side? 300 00:13:11,345 --> 00:13:13,180 It's the South Side Better Business Bureau's 301 00:13:13,222 --> 00:13:15,849 annual contest to find a face for all their advertising, 302 00:13:15,891 --> 00:13:18,185 a face that shows hope and promise. 303 00:13:18,227 --> 00:13:20,275 Makes you forget about the looting and tear gas. 304 00:13:20,396 --> 00:13:23,150 A face that makes you want to spend money in the community. 305 00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:25,943 I think Gayle King was Little Miss South Side. 306 00:13:25,984 --> 00:13:28,821 - And maybe Shelly Obama. - Oh. 307 00:13:32,324 --> 00:13:34,552 One case of expired brownie mix. 308 00:13:34,868 --> 00:13:36,829 Take a Schlitz and my payment, ple... hey. 309 00:13:36,870 --> 00:13:38,615 Jesus Christ, Kev. 310 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,058 What is with the giant erection 311 00:13:40,082 --> 00:13:41,583 and those fuckin' awful banana pants? 312 00:13:41,608 --> 00:13:43,527 It's my money roll. 313 00:13:43,602 --> 00:13:45,062 New thing I'm trying out. 314 00:13:45,087 --> 00:13:47,089 Show people how rich I am without saying anything 315 00:13:47,131 --> 00:13:49,550 because V doesn't allow me to announce it out loud. 316 00:13:49,591 --> 00:13:51,218 She's the dom top in your marriage, then. 317 00:13:51,260 --> 00:13:52,771 Damn right. 318 00:13:53,429 --> 00:13:55,055 You wanna thin out your money roll 319 00:13:55,097 --> 00:13:56,390 for our brownie dealer, please? 320 00:13:56,432 --> 00:13:57,891 And do not stretch those things out. 321 00:13:57,933 --> 00:13:59,518 You're returning them tomorrow. 322 00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:01,348 Hey, how much it cost 323 00:14:01,373 --> 00:14:03,147 to use that shitty gym thing next door? 324 00:14:03,527 --> 00:14:05,733 KevFit? $20 a session. 325 00:14:05,774 --> 00:14:07,943 Lifetime membership for a Bitcoin. 326 00:14:07,968 --> 00:14:09,803 Got a lot of takers on that, do you? 327 00:14:09,957 --> 00:14:12,589 $10 a session for friends and family. 328 00:14:12,614 --> 00:14:14,259 Well, there's ten boxes in here at 2 bucks each 329 00:14:14,283 --> 00:14:18,579 so... sign me up for two sessions. 330 00:14:18,620 --> 00:14:19,997 Since when do you work out? 331 00:14:20,038 --> 00:14:21,770 Since I married a body-shamer. 332 00:14:21,795 --> 00:14:23,685 You know that Ian thinks he's the man in the relationship 333 00:14:23,709 --> 00:14:26,211 just 'cause he sticks it to me and can do a few bicep curls? 334 00:14:26,379 --> 00:14:28,839 I mean, clearly, I am the man. 335 00:14:28,881 --> 00:14:31,091 But figure if I go pump some iron, you know, 336 00:14:31,133 --> 00:14:32,715 make it more clearly clear that... 337 00:14:33,927 --> 00:14:36,622 More fucking clear. 338 00:14:37,473 --> 00:14:39,933 Kev, where's the cash from the pot sales last week? 339 00:14:39,975 --> 00:14:41,703 It's not in the safe, and the liquor guy's coming. 340 00:14:41,727 --> 00:14:43,455 I didn't feel comfortable leaving it in the safe 341 00:14:43,479 --> 00:14:45,939 because it's the first place robbers would look. 342 00:14:45,981 --> 00:14:47,147 So... 343 00:14:50,652 --> 00:14:53,201 it's like a piggy bank, but it's a keg. 344 00:14:53,864 --> 00:14:55,155 It's a keggy bank. 345 00:14:56,365 --> 00:14:58,387 You've been shoving our pot cash 346 00:14:58,412 --> 00:14:59,795 in a keg under the bar? 347 00:14:59,828 --> 00:15:00,829 Of course not. 348 00:15:00,871 --> 00:15:02,664 Net profits are in the keg, 349 00:15:02,722 --> 00:15:04,349 the money for Frank to do pickups 350 00:15:04,374 --> 00:15:05,584 is in the bench cushion, 351 00:15:05,626 --> 00:15:06,936 and the cash to pay off the liquor guy 352 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:09,045 is in an envelope taped under the pool table. 353 00:15:09,338 --> 00:15:11,507 You can't be hiding our cash all around the bar. 354 00:15:11,548 --> 00:15:13,217 You can't just put it in a bank? 355 00:15:13,258 --> 00:15:14,927 The banks are licensed by the feds, 356 00:15:14,968 --> 00:15:18,276 but pot isn't legal nationally, so banks won't take pot money. 357 00:15:18,572 --> 00:15:20,157 I thought money was money. 358 00:15:20,182 --> 00:15:21,964 They'll take it if you just launder it first. 359 00:15:23,901 --> 00:15:26,163 Just cash it in for chips at the Indian Casino, 360 00:15:26,188 --> 00:15:27,791 down a few free cocktails for a couple hours, 361 00:15:27,815 --> 00:15:28,816 then cash chips back out. 362 00:15:28,841 --> 00:15:30,218 Clean money. 363 00:15:34,597 --> 00:15:36,156 All right. Time to go get swole. 364 00:15:36,198 --> 00:15:37,432 Swole? 365 00:15:38,128 --> 00:15:40,577 Swole. Like swole. 366 00:15:41,829 --> 00:15:43,330 Eh, fuck you, Kermit. 367 00:15:57,177 --> 00:15:58,971 Hey, how long you two been married? 368 00:15:59,012 --> 00:16:01,265 - About 14... - 15. 369 00:16:01,306 --> 00:16:03,768 - 15 years. - Uh-huh. 370 00:16:04,184 --> 00:16:05,644 Would you guys consider yourselves 371 00:16:05,686 --> 00:16:06,704 equals in the relationship? 372 00:16:06,728 --> 00:16:08,397 - Yeah. - No way. 373 00:16:08,438 --> 00:16:11,024 What the fuck, Doris? I do shit around the house. 374 00:16:11,066 --> 00:16:13,379 What, throw a dish in the dishwasher once a week? 375 00:16:14,128 --> 00:16:16,505 Yeah, I take out the trash. I fix stuff. 376 00:16:16,530 --> 00:16:18,926 - So I can re-fix what you fix? - Oh... 377 00:16:18,951 --> 00:16:20,778 A man thinks if he brings home a paycheck 378 00:16:20,803 --> 00:16:23,203 and, I don't know, mows the lawn every once in a while 379 00:16:23,258 --> 00:16:25,138 that he can throw his feet up in front of the TV 380 00:16:25,163 --> 00:16:26,621 and call it a day. 381 00:16:26,646 --> 00:16:29,376 Meanwhile, his wife does the same shit at work for less pay 382 00:16:29,418 --> 00:16:31,354 and still has to pick up after her husband when she goes home. 383 00:16:31,378 --> 00:16:32,880 - That's bullshit. - Really? 384 00:16:32,921 --> 00:16:34,339 Yeah. 385 00:16:34,381 --> 00:16:35,567 I went to take care of my mom in Ohio 386 00:16:35,591 --> 00:16:36,550 when she caught the virus. 387 00:16:36,592 --> 00:16:37,788 Came back. 388 00:16:37,813 --> 00:16:39,720 George hadn't done the laundry for a month. 389 00:16:39,761 --> 00:16:41,054 Tell him what happened. 390 00:16:42,264 --> 00:16:43,807 I got a rash under my balls. 391 00:16:43,849 --> 00:16:46,435 - From reusing his underwear. - Reusing my underwear. 392 00:16:47,014 --> 00:16:50,981 Women performed $1 1/2 trillion in unpaid housework last year. 393 00:16:51,023 --> 00:16:52,357 So the answer is no, Red. 394 00:16:52,399 --> 00:16:54,318 Two people are never equal in a relationship. 395 00:16:54,359 --> 00:16:56,522 The woman always does more. 396 00:16:56,945 --> 00:16:58,905 Honey, he's gay. They're both men. 397 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:02,326 Gender's a social construct, but thank you. 398 00:17:02,367 --> 00:17:04,161 No. One of you is the woman. 399 00:17:04,436 --> 00:17:06,702 Who does more cooking or cleaning, you or your husband? 400 00:17:06,872 --> 00:17:08,332 Neither of us. 401 00:17:08,373 --> 00:17:09,434 Who provides more emotional support? 402 00:17:09,458 --> 00:17:10,718 Don't know what that is. 403 00:17:11,084 --> 00:17:12,395 - Kids to take care of? - Nope. 404 00:17:12,419 --> 00:17:14,421 Ah, see? There. Equals. 405 00:17:15,319 --> 00:17:16,423 You both have jobs? 406 00:17:16,686 --> 00:17:18,258 Uh, Mickey? Ish. 407 00:17:18,479 --> 00:17:19,563 Who makes more money? 408 00:17:22,029 --> 00:17:23,113 He does. 409 00:17:23,223 --> 00:17:25,342 You do more work for less money? 410 00:17:25,641 --> 00:17:27,100 I got news for you, honey. 411 00:17:27,142 --> 00:17:28,358 You're the woman. 412 00:17:34,107 --> 00:17:35,624 Atrial septal... 413 00:17:35,649 --> 00:17:38,757 Atrial septal defect. A hole in your baby's heart. 414 00:17:39,988 --> 00:17:41,585 Is it life-threatening? 415 00:17:42,074 --> 00:17:44,868 Under normal circumstances, not immediately, 416 00:17:44,910 --> 00:17:46,411 but there are risks. 417 00:17:46,453 --> 00:17:48,622 - Like what? - Heart failure. 418 00:17:48,664 --> 00:17:50,874 - Jesus. - Oh, my God. 419 00:17:51,294 --> 00:17:53,588 Will it close on its own as he gets older? 420 00:17:53,669 --> 00:17:55,462 Unfortunately, no. 421 00:17:55,504 --> 00:17:58,590 There's an opening on the surgical schedule Tuesday. 422 00:17:58,632 --> 00:18:00,509 Let's get you squared away with a payment plan. 423 00:18:00,550 --> 00:18:03,274 - Payment plan? - For your copay. 424 00:18:03,862 --> 00:18:05,094 How much we talking about? 425 00:18:05,119 --> 00:18:07,324 - It doesn't matter, Brad. - How much? 426 00:18:07,349 --> 00:18:08,684 Your insurance company 427 00:18:08,725 --> 00:18:11,001 will need to give you a proper estimate. 428 00:18:11,344 --> 00:18:12,746 Ballpark it for us. 429 00:18:12,771 --> 00:18:15,399 Well, assuming no complications, 430 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:18,626 your baseline copay could be around $65,000. 431 00:18:19,149 --> 00:18:20,737 Oh, my God, what? 432 00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:24,649 Wait, they need to come up with $65,000 433 00:18:24,674 --> 00:18:26,009 before Tuesday? 434 00:18:26,034 --> 00:18:27,911 Well, with the payment plan... 435 00:18:27,936 --> 00:18:29,930 So they can save their kid on layaway. 436 00:18:29,955 --> 00:18:31,331 Mask up, Tami. 437 00:18:31,373 --> 00:18:32,642 Well, how is she supposed to see how pissed I am 438 00:18:32,666 --> 00:18:33,667 if she can't see my face? 439 00:18:33,709 --> 00:18:35,686 I mean, their baby is dying. 440 00:18:35,711 --> 00:18:37,579 He's not dying yet. 441 00:18:37,604 --> 00:18:40,315 If he were, the hospital would have to treat him 442 00:18:40,340 --> 00:18:42,300 regardless of your ability to pay. 443 00:18:42,342 --> 00:18:43,962 So it's 65 grand? 444 00:18:44,136 --> 00:18:46,346 Or you can wait until he's almost dead. 445 00:18:46,371 --> 00:18:48,469 Stop, Tami. 446 00:18:50,392 --> 00:18:53,353 447 00:18:55,989 --> 00:18:58,567 My most important function at the Alibi 448 00:18:58,608 --> 00:19:02,107 is to procure the finest product at the lowest price 449 00:19:02,132 --> 00:19:05,427 so Aunt Kev and Uncle V can sell it at a massive markup. 450 00:19:09,751 --> 00:19:11,848 _ 451 00:19:15,167 --> 00:19:18,128 Side note... learn a few words of Armenian. 452 00:19:18,170 --> 00:19:21,298 They run the underworld, and they appreciate the effort. 453 00:19:21,339 --> 00:19:24,509 Now, the key to any negotiation 454 00:19:24,551 --> 00:19:27,637 is to set your target and to stick to it. 455 00:19:28,155 --> 00:19:30,532 - What's your favorite number? - Seven. 456 00:19:30,708 --> 00:19:32,350 Oof. It's low. 457 00:19:32,392 --> 00:19:34,728 But it'll be a good test of your aptitude. 458 00:19:34,770 --> 00:19:38,505 Now when I ask you a question, you say, "Seven." 459 00:19:39,714 --> 00:19:42,550 Don't sound angry, but speak firmly. 460 00:19:45,297 --> 00:19:49,718 _ 461 00:19:49,743 --> 00:19:54,164 Mm. What do you want, Frank? 462 00:19:54,222 --> 00:19:56,099 Ten ounces of your best, madam. 463 00:19:56,124 --> 00:19:57,584 Mm-hmm. 464 00:20:02,794 --> 00:20:04,591 And who is this? 465 00:20:04,633 --> 00:20:07,161 This? This is my granddaughter. 466 00:20:07,544 --> 00:20:11,556 She can tell you the exact per-gram wholesale worth 467 00:20:11,598 --> 00:20:13,934 of any type of marijuana available. 468 00:20:14,131 --> 00:20:15,520 Total savant. 469 00:20:16,495 --> 00:20:18,080 What is your name, girl? 470 00:20:18,105 --> 00:20:22,169 Uh, idiot savant. Severe learning disabilities. 471 00:20:22,194 --> 00:20:25,237 Doesn't know anything it has to do with pot evaluation. 472 00:20:26,530 --> 00:20:29,286 She's like Rain Man, only a girl. 473 00:20:30,314 --> 00:20:31,816 She's Rain Girl. 474 00:20:32,869 --> 00:20:34,778 Oh, sweet Jesus. 475 00:20:37,124 --> 00:20:40,502 - Is that... - Peruvian Mother Sativa. 476 00:20:40,544 --> 00:20:44,339 Well, Peru had a wet spring, but if that's what you've got. 477 00:20:44,381 --> 00:20:45,981 Franny, what do you think? 478 00:20:47,467 --> 00:20:49,520 Seven.- 479 00:20:50,780 --> 00:20:52,692 You're kidding me. 480 00:20:53,348 --> 00:20:56,583 Clients are paying 11 per gram. 481 00:20:57,018 --> 00:20:58,294 Franny? 482 00:20:59,771 --> 00:21:02,364 Seven. 483 00:21:04,575 --> 00:21:06,444 Should we compromise? Maybe... 484 00:21:06,486 --> 00:21:08,528 Seven, seven! 485 00:21:11,449 --> 00:21:13,067 Looks like it's seven. 486 00:21:13,579 --> 00:21:15,665 Or... we walk. 487 00:21:20,622 --> 00:21:23,003 My philosophy is no wrong is too small 488 00:21:23,044 --> 00:21:24,671 for a cop to make right. 489 00:21:24,696 --> 00:21:25,926 Like this motherfucker. 490 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,900 Arturro knows he's not gonna make it across the road 491 00:21:27,924 --> 00:21:30,218 before the light turns, but he still begins his journey 492 00:21:30,260 --> 00:21:32,114 after "don't walk" starts blinking. 493 00:21:32,596 --> 00:21:34,365 Whole reasons he's in a wheelchair to begin with 494 00:21:34,389 --> 00:21:36,367 is because he started crossing too late a decade ago. 495 00:21:36,391 --> 00:21:38,833 Got hit by a streetsweeper. 496 00:21:39,194 --> 00:21:41,401 Motherfucker never learns. 497 00:21:41,426 --> 00:21:43,315 Yo, Arturro. 498 00:21:43,372 --> 00:21:45,041 Let me help you, man. 499 00:21:45,066 --> 00:21:48,528 Officers, I'm going as fast as I can. 500 00:21:48,570 --> 00:21:53,049 Don't go faster, go sooner. 501 00:21:53,074 --> 00:21:54,716 What? What? 502 00:21:56,044 --> 00:21:57,889 All right, now you get your paraplegic 503 00:21:57,913 --> 00:21:59,573 ass back to the side of the road 504 00:21:59,598 --> 00:22:01,141 and you stay here 505 00:22:01,166 --> 00:22:03,755 until the little, white dude blinks at you. 506 00:22:03,919 --> 00:22:05,128 What? This is... 507 00:22:05,170 --> 00:22:07,723 I said stay, motherfucker. Just stay. 508 00:22:08,882 --> 00:22:11,208 Yeah. Stay, motherfucker. 509 00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:28,835 _ 510 00:22:28,860 --> 00:22:30,004 It's just snacks, guys. 511 00:22:30,028 --> 00:22:31,392 Come on. 512 00:22:32,603 --> 00:22:34,741 Oh, my God. 513 00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:36,384 Fuck these guys. 514 00:22:40,163 --> 00:22:43,750 Yes. 515 00:22:43,792 --> 00:22:45,252 Hey, where have you been? 516 00:22:45,293 --> 00:22:46,795 Sorry, I've been busy. What's up? 517 00:22:46,836 --> 00:22:48,272 Do you have food at your house? 518 00:22:48,296 --> 00:22:50,216 I need you to run some snacks to Franny's school. 519 00:22:50,257 --> 00:22:51,591 Well, I'm not home. 520 00:22:51,633 --> 00:22:53,233 I mean, I guess I could run to the store. 521 00:22:53,260 --> 00:22:54,671 Never mind. It'll be too late. 522 00:22:55,178 --> 00:22:57,931 I'll just borrow some food from my client's house. 523 00:22:57,973 --> 00:22:59,531 Pick me up on the way. 524 00:23:00,976 --> 00:23:02,227 I can help you relax. 525 00:23:02,269 --> 00:23:03,353 No, I can't. 526 00:23:03,395 --> 00:23:05,355 I gotta run these snacks to school, 527 00:23:05,397 --> 00:23:06,273 and then I gotta go to the store 528 00:23:06,314 --> 00:23:08,108 and replace what I took, 529 00:23:08,149 --> 00:23:09,418 and then I gotta get back here and finish all this work. 530 00:23:09,442 --> 00:23:10,902 Dude, okay. We could... 531 00:23:10,944 --> 00:23:12,612 fingerbang on the way. 532 00:23:12,654 --> 00:23:14,072 It'll help, I promise. 533 00:23:14,097 --> 00:23:15,348 No. 534 00:23:15,373 --> 00:23:17,092 Fine. Where are you? 535 00:23:17,117 --> 00:23:18,076 Yeah? 536 00:23:18,118 --> 00:23:19,338 Uh... 537 00:23:19,803 --> 00:23:21,471 Parker and Sandusky. 538 00:23:21,496 --> 00:23:22,765 What the hell are you doing over there? 539 00:23:43,476 --> 00:23:45,208 Damn. It'll lock. 540 00:24:05,031 --> 00:24:06,450 Fuck it. 541 00:24:08,268 --> 00:24:09,686 ? I got a... I got a... ? 542 00:24:09,711 --> 00:24:12,088 ? Baby, I got a whole lot of money ? 543 00:24:12,130 --> 00:24:14,341 ? Whole... whole lot of money ? 544 00:24:14,382 --> 00:24:16,968 ? Whole lot of money whole... whole lot of money ? 545 00:24:17,010 --> 00:24:19,512 - K-Ball? - What's up, what's up? 546 00:24:19,554 --> 00:24:22,015 Yo, what'd you do to your truck? 547 00:24:22,057 --> 00:24:23,284 Oh, what you talking about, man? 548 00:24:23,308 --> 00:24:25,525 The wheels, the boomin' bass? 549 00:24:25,910 --> 00:24:27,620 Making a little money now. 550 00:24:27,645 --> 00:24:28,603 Okay. 551 00:24:28,628 --> 00:24:30,148 I would stay and hoop wit' y'all 552 00:24:30,190 --> 00:24:32,525 but I gotta take this cash to the Indian Casino 553 00:24:32,567 --> 00:24:33,869 and launder it. 554 00:24:34,085 --> 00:24:35,503 Take it to the bank. 555 00:24:35,528 --> 00:24:36,988 Those gold spinners I got coming in 556 00:24:37,030 --> 00:24:38,341 ain't gonna pay for themselves, you know what I'm saying? 557 00:24:38,365 --> 00:24:39,699 This man.- 558 00:24:39,741 --> 00:24:42,285 All right, y'all. Mad respect. 559 00:24:42,327 --> 00:24:44,496 Nice. Stay up. 560 00:24:44,537 --> 00:24:46,706 ? I got a whole lot of money ? 561 00:24:46,748 --> 00:24:49,709 ? Whole... whole lot of money ? 562 00:24:49,751 --> 00:24:52,212 Damn, man. Baller truck. 563 00:24:52,253 --> 00:24:53,731 That's what good, old fashioned bootstrap-pulling 564 00:24:53,755 --> 00:24:54,881 will do for ya. 565 00:24:54,923 --> 00:24:56,518 Started with a bar and a dream. 566 00:24:56,925 --> 00:24:59,969 Now I own the bar and a dispensary and a gym 567 00:25:00,011 --> 00:25:01,679 all under one roof. 568 00:25:01,916 --> 00:25:04,099 You should stop in some time. The Alibi. 569 00:25:04,140 --> 00:25:06,768 Give you a discount from you being from the neighborhood. 570 00:25:06,810 --> 00:25:09,775 Ugh. Dude, he got a boner. 571 00:25:10,432 --> 00:25:12,982 No. Oh, that? No, that's my money roll. 572 00:25:13,024 --> 00:25:15,860 Oh, cool, cool. 573 00:25:15,902 --> 00:25:17,821 - Can we have it? - Hmm? 574 00:25:19,239 --> 00:25:21,861 Oh, no. 575 00:25:22,452 --> 00:25:24,245 Five bucks even. 576 00:25:27,138 --> 00:25:28,431 What is this shit? 577 00:25:28,456 --> 00:25:29,600 Oh, you know. Just some powdered donuts... 578 00:25:29,624 --> 00:25:31,251 No, no, no. Fuck coffee and donuts. 579 00:25:31,292 --> 00:25:32,603 No, you gotta treat your body like a temple. 580 00:25:32,627 --> 00:25:34,212 Look. 581 00:25:34,254 --> 00:25:36,872 Red Bull for sustained energy, turkey jerky for protein, 582 00:25:36,897 --> 00:25:39,567 gingko biloba to stay mentally sharp. 583 00:25:39,592 --> 00:25:41,886 Listen, you got a perp with an axe coming towards you 584 00:25:41,911 --> 00:25:43,371 at the end of a long day, 585 00:25:43,396 --> 00:25:44,697 you don't wanna be fighting to remember 586 00:25:44,722 --> 00:25:46,469 what side of your body you keep your gun on. 587 00:25:47,513 --> 00:25:49,349 Now let's go. You can have some of mine. 588 00:25:49,602 --> 00:25:50,860 Wait, uh... 589 00:25:54,858 --> 00:25:56,993 What are you doing, Gallagher? Let's go! 590 00:25:57,527 --> 00:25:58,862 We don't pay for shit. 591 00:25:58,903 --> 00:26:00,655 What are they gonna do, call the cops on us? 592 00:26:00,697 --> 00:26:01,906 We have a 1080 593 00:26:01,948 --> 00:26:03,300 on the north side of Lincoln Park. 594 00:26:03,324 --> 00:26:04,760 All available officers on the scene. 595 00:26:04,784 --> 00:26:06,244 1080. What is that, a car chase? 596 00:26:06,286 --> 00:26:08,371 Yup. Let's go. 597 00:26:08,810 --> 00:26:10,832 Hey, hey. Why you riding shotgun? 598 00:26:10,891 --> 00:26:12,350 What? You want me to drive? 599 00:26:12,375 --> 00:26:13,293 Well, you ain't gonna learn nothing 600 00:26:13,334 --> 00:26:14,627 from the passenger seat. 601 00:26:15,005 --> 00:26:15,962 Fuck yeah. 602 00:26:28,333 --> 00:26:29,607 Seven. 603 00:26:32,504 --> 00:26:34,396 - Franny? - Seven! 604 00:26:52,451 --> 00:26:54,934 No wonder Ian's always in such a bad mood. 605 00:26:54,959 --> 00:26:56,836 Forgot how much working out fuckin' blows. 606 00:26:56,878 --> 00:26:58,966 V, got any protein shakes? 607 00:26:59,834 --> 00:27:02,467 I'm just kidding. Give me a Guinness. 608 00:27:02,509 --> 00:27:05,470 Give me the bat! Give me the bat. 609 00:27:05,512 --> 00:27:06,721 Give me the bat, V. 610 00:27:06,763 --> 00:27:08,306 Holy... Kev, what happened? 611 00:27:08,331 --> 00:27:09,624 I got robbed, V. 612 00:27:09,699 --> 00:27:11,201 They took my bling, my money roll. 613 00:27:11,226 --> 00:27:12,810 - Your pants. - Dignity. 614 00:27:12,852 --> 00:27:14,896 They got the JL 12-inch TW1 speakers 615 00:27:14,938 --> 00:27:16,064 I installed in the truck. 616 00:27:16,105 --> 00:27:18,782 - How did they get those? - They took the truck. 617 00:27:20,777 --> 00:27:22,820 Please tell me this is after you laundered our money 618 00:27:22,862 --> 00:27:24,322 and made the bank deposit. 619 00:27:24,347 --> 00:27:25,532 I could tell you that... 620 00:27:26,535 --> 00:27:28,896 - but I'd be lying. - Kev. 621 00:27:33,206 --> 00:27:35,542 Oh, hey, buddy. Oh! 622 00:27:35,583 --> 00:27:36,977 Why don't we, uh, stick to the binky 623 00:27:37,001 --> 00:27:39,546 instead of, you know, rusty metal, huh? 624 00:27:39,587 --> 00:27:41,712 There you go. 625 00:27:44,926 --> 00:27:47,804 Hey, it's your mama. Hey. 626 00:27:48,613 --> 00:27:50,198 How soon can you sell that bike? 627 00:27:50,223 --> 00:27:51,349 Huh? 628 00:27:51,391 --> 00:27:54,769 - The Indian in the garage. How soon? - Well, it's not done. 629 00:27:54,794 --> 00:27:56,205 I know, but how much could you get for it, 630 00:27:56,229 --> 00:27:57,647 like, right now? 631 00:27:57,689 --> 00:27:59,793 Slow down. What's going on? 632 00:28:00,625 --> 00:28:02,502 He's got a hole in his heart. 633 00:28:02,746 --> 00:28:04,404 The baby? 634 00:28:04,445 --> 00:28:06,660 No, Brad. Yes, the baby. 635 00:28:07,031 --> 00:28:08,408 They're gonna operate on Tuesday 636 00:28:08,449 --> 00:28:10,243 if Brad and Cami can prove 637 00:28:10,268 --> 00:28:11,567 they can cover the 638 00:28:11,591 --> 00:28:14,379 - $65,000 copay before then. - What? 639 00:28:14,404 --> 00:28:16,267 Dad is trying to pull together some cash, 640 00:28:16,291 --> 00:28:18,793 but his business is in the crapper since the COVID shutdown, 641 00:28:18,818 --> 00:28:20,462 and I've got a few thousand in savings, but... 642 00:28:20,487 --> 00:28:22,480 Yeah, no, I mean I can put the Indian on eBay, 643 00:28:22,505 --> 00:28:24,257 but it probably wouldn't sell by Tuesday. 644 00:28:24,299 --> 00:28:26,026 Do you think Debbie would sell her truck? 645 00:28:26,050 --> 00:28:28,136 No, considering that's how she makes a living. 646 00:28:28,177 --> 00:28:30,138 What about the rest of the Gallaghers? What do they got? 647 00:28:30,269 --> 00:28:32,115 Uh, 50 bucks in the squirrel fund 648 00:28:32,140 --> 00:28:34,017 and a cupboard of expired cereal. 649 00:28:34,058 --> 00:28:35,119 Are you telling me the Gallaghers 650 00:28:35,143 --> 00:28:36,644 can't do anything here? 651 00:28:36,686 --> 00:28:38,730 Okay, Aunt Oopie is gonna pawn some jewelry. 652 00:28:38,771 --> 00:28:40,690 Uh, Cory's donating the money she made 653 00:28:40,732 --> 00:28:42,308 posing nude at that art school. 654 00:28:42,333 --> 00:28:44,460 Everyone is making sacrifices. 655 00:28:44,762 --> 00:28:46,463 Yeah, well, the Tamiettis have things they can sacrifice, 656 00:28:46,487 --> 00:28:49,133 all right? Liam and Carl still share underwear. 657 00:28:49,157 --> 00:28:51,737 Look, um, I'm in this with you, all right? 658 00:28:51,762 --> 00:28:52,802 100%. 659 00:28:52,827 --> 00:28:55,079 We'll help Brad and Cami figure it out. 660 00:28:55,356 --> 00:28:56,878 Okay. 661 00:28:58,249 --> 00:28:59,637 It's just... 662 00:29:00,585 --> 00:29:01,544 yeah, I don't know what they're gonna do, 663 00:29:01,586 --> 00:29:03,980 so... 664 00:29:04,005 --> 00:29:06,257 Um, I gotta get back upstairs, 665 00:29:06,299 --> 00:29:07,939 but I'll check in with you in a bit, okay? 666 00:29:07,967 --> 00:29:09,844 All right. I'll talk to you soon. Bye. 667 00:29:09,886 --> 00:29:10,928 Bye. 668 00:29:26,961 --> 00:29:28,463 My wrist is cramping. 669 00:29:28,488 --> 00:29:30,906 I'm sorry. I'm just too stressed. 670 00:29:32,825 --> 00:29:35,495 So what if she wouldn't put on the damn dress? 671 00:29:35,536 --> 00:29:37,523 I need to get a photo for Little Miss South Side. 672 00:29:38,211 --> 00:29:40,055 Girls wear pants, Debbie. 673 00:29:40,541 --> 00:29:41,417 Whatever. Let's just drop it. 674 00:29:41,459 --> 00:29:42,492 She's coming. 675 00:29:43,172 --> 00:29:44,771 - Hi, Debbie. - Hey. 676 00:29:44,796 --> 00:29:47,131 Sorry I'm not 500 feet away, but... 677 00:29:47,173 --> 00:29:49,842 That's okay. I won't tell if you won't. 678 00:29:49,884 --> 00:29:52,178 Uh, so I brought flax seed crackers, 679 00:29:52,220 --> 00:29:53,846 organic split pea hummus, 680 00:29:53,888 --> 00:29:56,216 and green juice pressed from vegetables. 681 00:29:56,241 --> 00:29:57,659 You're kidding. 682 00:29:57,684 --> 00:30:00,144 - I'm sure they'll... love it. - Mm-hmm. 683 00:30:00,186 --> 00:30:01,497 So good of you to stick to snack duty 684 00:30:01,521 --> 00:30:03,189 with Franny not at school today. 685 00:30:03,214 --> 00:30:04,453 Thanks again. 686 00:30:04,478 --> 00:30:06,539 Wait, what? Franny's not at school? 687 00:30:07,568 --> 00:30:08,945 What the fuck? 688 00:30:11,347 --> 00:30:13,641 Okay, stick your nose in that. Tell me what it needs. 689 00:30:16,911 --> 00:30:20,250 That is exactly what I would've chosen. 690 00:30:20,891 --> 00:30:25,378 We're gonna call this recipe Little Half-Mexican Red 691 00:30:25,420 --> 00:30:26,813 in your honor. 692 00:30:27,966 --> 00:30:29,149 Here. 693 00:30:29,566 --> 00:30:32,235 Stick your pinky in there and pack it in nice and tight. 694 00:30:34,095 --> 00:30:36,844 There you go. That's really good. 695 00:30:38,250 --> 00:30:41,227 This reminds me of the time 696 00:30:41,269 --> 00:30:44,063 your mother helped Grammy Monica and me 697 00:30:44,105 --> 00:30:47,891 measure out some premium Columbian blow. 698 00:30:50,611 --> 00:30:52,703 One of my favorite memories of your mother. 699 00:30:57,910 --> 00:31:00,953 You know, that might've been your Aunt Fiona. 700 00:31:02,556 --> 00:31:05,184 Hmm. 701 00:31:05,209 --> 00:31:06,669 Okay. 702 00:31:06,711 --> 00:31:08,087 Back when I was in college, 703 00:31:08,129 --> 00:31:10,715 I would be embarrassed to roll a joint like that. 704 00:31:10,757 --> 00:31:12,258 Today, I'll take it. 705 00:31:12,300 --> 00:31:16,596 _ 706 00:31:16,621 --> 00:31:18,373 - Not in there? - No. 707 00:31:18,431 --> 00:31:20,075 Did you ask them who took Franny to school? 708 00:31:20,114 --> 00:31:22,034 - Yeah, I just did. - Well, what are they saying? 709 00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:25,438 "Don't know," "Not sure," "Fuck if I know," "Don't know." 710 00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:27,344 Well, who was supposed to know? 711 00:31:27,774 --> 00:31:30,443 "Don't know," "Not me," "Fuck if I know," 712 00:31:30,485 --> 00:31:31,444 - "Frank." - Frank? 713 00:31:31,486 --> 00:31:32,779 They left her with Frank? 714 00:31:32,820 --> 00:31:34,078 Where is he now? 715 00:31:34,335 --> 00:31:36,588 "Bar," "dumpster," 716 00:31:36,824 --> 00:31:38,260 "Hooker's vag," "Leave me alone, Debbie." 717 00:31:38,284 --> 00:31:39,619 - Huh. - It's lunchtime, 718 00:31:39,660 --> 00:31:41,788 so Frank's probably tanked at the Alibi already. 719 00:31:41,829 --> 00:31:43,623 I'm gonna fucking kill 'em all. 720 00:31:54,842 --> 00:31:56,302 - This blows. - I told you. 721 00:31:56,344 --> 00:31:59,336 You take 41, you get pinned to the lake with traffic. 722 00:32:00,438 --> 00:32:02,600 Think I'ma get in trouble for busting out that headlight? 723 00:32:02,642 --> 00:32:04,912 Nah. German Shepherd should've looked both ways 724 00:32:04,936 --> 00:32:06,270 before crossing the street. 725 00:32:06,312 --> 00:32:07,772 Check this out. 726 00:32:07,923 --> 00:32:08,924 What you see? 727 00:32:10,336 --> 00:32:11,835 Old lady screaming into her phone, 728 00:32:11,859 --> 00:32:13,277 couple lookie-loos. 729 00:32:13,319 --> 00:32:14,797 Okay, now that lookie-loo right there. 730 00:32:14,821 --> 00:32:15,822 Tell me about him. 731 00:32:15,863 --> 00:32:17,680 White guy. Mid-20s. 732 00:32:17,990 --> 00:32:19,570 Looks like he wants to be Macklemore. 733 00:32:19,867 --> 00:32:21,327 We should talk to him. 734 00:32:21,369 --> 00:32:23,287 Lone white kid in the vicinity 735 00:32:23,329 --> 00:32:25,469 where a Black man's getting arrested? 736 00:32:25,706 --> 00:32:28,023 90% chance Black guy's his drug dealer. 737 00:32:28,459 --> 00:32:31,187 - Ain't that racial profiling? - Black is as Black does. 738 00:32:31,212 --> 00:32:34,340 - But you're Black. - Bitch, I'm blue. 739 00:32:35,383 --> 00:32:37,438 Yo, can we talk? 740 00:32:38,761 --> 00:32:40,721 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, where you going? 741 00:32:40,763 --> 00:32:42,473 None of your business, Lady Po-Po. 742 00:32:42,515 --> 00:32:44,350 Oh. Gun, Billie. 743 00:32:44,375 --> 00:32:45,960 Yes, Leesie... Kaleesie. 744 00:32:46,018 --> 00:32:48,187 Bitch, this makes everything my business. 745 00:32:48,229 --> 00:32:49,647 Hands in the air, motherfucker. 746 00:32:49,689 --> 00:32:51,664 Yeah. Hands in the air, motherfucker. 747 00:32:53,776 --> 00:32:55,403 - Shoot him. - Wait, really? 748 00:32:55,444 --> 00:32:56,696 No... girl, no! Go get him. 749 00:32:56,737 --> 00:32:58,030 Oh, right. 750 00:33:09,667 --> 00:33:11,043 Got you now, motherfucker! 751 00:33:13,504 --> 00:33:15,214 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 752 00:33:15,256 --> 00:33:16,173 Where you think you're going, Macklemore? 753 00:33:16,215 --> 00:33:18,050 Oh, shit. 754 00:33:18,092 --> 00:33:19,528 Oh, wait. No, no. Come on, come on! 755 00:33:24,599 --> 00:33:26,535 - Wait, no... stop, stop... - Get up. 756 00:33:31,022 --> 00:33:33,232 Hey. Cuff him, Gallagher. 757 00:33:33,274 --> 00:33:34,901 Congratulations. 758 00:33:34,942 --> 00:33:37,920 - You just popped your cherry. - Fucking bitch. 759 00:33:46,495 --> 00:33:49,415 What is that? 760 00:33:49,457 --> 00:33:52,293 It's my kid brother. He got his first arrest. 761 00:33:52,352 --> 00:33:54,103 - Aww, yeah. - Oh, big shot. 762 00:33:54,245 --> 00:33:55,663 Yeah. 763 00:33:57,632 --> 00:33:59,750 It's noon-thirty, boys and Doris. 764 00:34:00,476 --> 00:34:01,769 Everyone take their lunch break. 765 00:34:06,117 --> 00:34:07,179 Hey, Red. 766 00:34:07,204 --> 00:34:08,984 Finish filling that order before you go. 767 00:34:10,132 --> 00:34:11,897 You want me to work through my lunch break? 768 00:34:11,922 --> 00:34:13,189 Yes. 769 00:34:13,230 --> 00:34:15,316 - You gonna pay me extra? - No. 770 00:34:16,626 --> 00:34:17,919 Then no. 771 00:34:17,944 --> 00:34:19,278 You're behind. 772 00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:21,140 You're not gonna finish by the end of the day. 773 00:34:21,781 --> 00:34:23,523 Okay, so I'll stay late. 774 00:34:23,824 --> 00:34:25,409 I could use the overtime. 775 00:34:25,434 --> 00:34:26,769 We don't pay overtime. 776 00:34:26,827 --> 00:34:29,080 You working too slow isn't my problem. 777 00:34:29,121 --> 00:34:31,123 You gave me a bigger order than everybody else. 778 00:34:31,165 --> 00:34:33,781 Everyone takes their turn with the bigger orders. 779 00:34:34,086 --> 00:34:36,047 Hike up your skirt and be a team player. 780 00:34:37,505 --> 00:34:38,922 Yeah, how about no? 781 00:34:41,047 --> 00:34:42,151 How about don't be a little bitch 782 00:34:42,176 --> 00:34:43,636 and you get to keep your job? 783 00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:56,315 I'm not anybody's bitch. 784 00:35:05,507 --> 00:35:07,551 Think we should quit the pot business? 785 00:35:07,742 --> 00:35:09,495 But we're making real money, V. 786 00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:10,980 Doesn't matter if you're dead. 787 00:35:11,005 --> 00:35:13,428 Dealing shouldn't be dangerous now that it's legal. 788 00:35:13,453 --> 00:35:14,850 Dealing isn't dangerous. 789 00:35:14,875 --> 00:35:16,478 Being rich on the South Side is dangerous. 790 00:35:16,502 --> 00:35:17,795 We are not rich. 791 00:35:17,837 --> 00:35:19,758 You saying that out loud is dangerous. 792 00:35:21,367 --> 00:35:22,898 We need to arm ourselves. 793 00:35:23,718 --> 00:35:25,553 - Guns. - No guns. 794 00:35:27,029 --> 00:35:28,864 Throwing stars, then. Where are my throwing stars? 795 00:35:28,889 --> 00:35:31,142 Okay, dumbasses, stop, stop, stop. 796 00:35:31,167 --> 00:35:32,627 Look. First off... 797 00:35:32,652 --> 00:35:34,487 Actually, first off, Kev, put some pants on. 798 00:35:34,512 --> 00:35:35,972 You're turning me on a little bit. 799 00:35:35,997 --> 00:35:38,941 Second, you need to get rid of these clothes, all right? 800 00:35:38,983 --> 00:35:40,544 No more bling, no more tricked-out trucks. 801 00:35:40,568 --> 00:35:42,520 You need to go way under the radar here. 802 00:35:42,545 --> 00:35:44,714 And finally, you two need to pay someone security 803 00:35:44,739 --> 00:35:46,032 for your daily cash runs. 804 00:35:46,073 --> 00:35:47,217 I would say do it yourselves, 805 00:35:47,241 --> 00:35:48,802 but clearly that's a bit of a non-starter, 806 00:35:48,826 --> 00:35:51,195 so pay me 25% of your gross profits, 807 00:35:51,220 --> 00:35:52,221 I'll do it for you. 808 00:35:52,246 --> 00:35:53,664 Security and armed transport 809 00:35:53,706 --> 00:35:56,351 from the bar to the casino to the bank. 810 00:35:58,502 --> 00:36:00,893 - I think we should do it. - 25%? 811 00:36:00,918 --> 00:36:03,026 Between him and Frank, that's half of our profits. 812 00:36:04,383 --> 00:36:05,468 15%. 813 00:36:05,509 --> 00:36:07,268 23 and free KevFit membership. 814 00:36:08,012 --> 00:36:09,680 Done. 815 00:36:09,722 --> 00:36:12,475 Frank Gallagher! 816 00:36:12,516 --> 00:36:14,143 - Jesus. - Whoa. 817 00:36:14,201 --> 00:36:15,619 He's not here. What happened? 818 00:36:15,644 --> 00:36:17,563 My dumbass family left Franny with Frank 819 00:36:17,605 --> 00:36:18,749 and he never took her to school. 820 00:36:18,773 --> 00:36:20,316 Does anybody know where he is? 821 00:36:20,357 --> 00:36:22,128 He's supposed to be doing pot runs for us. 822 00:36:22,518 --> 00:36:24,111 He took her to buy drugs? 823 00:36:24,153 --> 00:36:25,112 - Where? - I don't know. 824 00:36:25,154 --> 00:36:26,322 He said something about 825 00:36:26,363 --> 00:36:28,657 an Armenian dry cleaner in Chatham. 826 00:36:28,699 --> 00:36:30,576 And his dealer friends by the park. 827 00:36:33,537 --> 00:36:34,747 Hey! Eat shit, Ian! 828 00:36:34,789 --> 00:36:36,284 What the fuck, Debbie? 829 00:36:37,975 --> 00:36:39,435 Kev, can I get a shot of whiskey? 830 00:36:47,802 --> 00:36:49,220 What are you doing here? 831 00:36:49,261 --> 00:36:51,764 - Getting' man-swole. - Oh, great. 832 00:36:51,806 --> 00:36:53,450 Maybe when I fuck you, I won't feel like such a pedophile. 833 00:36:53,474 --> 00:36:54,683 Suck a dick, bitch. 834 00:36:54,725 --> 00:36:55,869 Shouldn't you be taking it up the vag 835 00:36:55,893 --> 00:36:57,357 at your shitty warehouse job? 836 00:36:58,020 --> 00:36:59,224 Fuck 'em. 837 00:36:59,688 --> 00:37:00,874 Tried to make me work for free through my lunch break, 838 00:37:00,898 --> 00:37:02,084 so I quit. 839 00:37:02,625 --> 00:37:04,043 Really? 840 00:37:04,068 --> 00:37:05,670 Oh, well, don't you worry your pretty little head 841 00:37:05,694 --> 00:37:06,904 about it, there, babyface. 842 00:37:06,946 --> 00:37:08,256 'Cause between the expired food sales 843 00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:10,407 and the new business deal that I just got, 844 00:37:10,466 --> 00:37:11,884 I got us covered. 845 00:37:11,909 --> 00:37:13,011 Maybe you can be one of those 846 00:37:13,035 --> 00:37:14,912 kept wife things they had in the '50s. 847 00:37:14,954 --> 00:37:16,982 Nice, frilly aprons and high heels and a... 848 00:37:17,473 --> 00:37:18,474 bouffant. 849 00:37:18,499 --> 00:37:19,667 "Buff-int"? 850 00:37:20,037 --> 00:37:21,293 Okay, fuck it. I'm going home. 851 00:37:21,335 --> 00:37:23,963 No, it's a good idea. Why don't you kick back, relax? 852 00:37:23,988 --> 00:37:25,189 Maybe watch some soaps while you think about 853 00:37:25,214 --> 00:37:26,757 what to cook me for dinner. 854 00:37:29,927 --> 00:37:31,762 - You little bitch! - You're the bitch! 855 00:37:33,848 --> 00:37:35,641 Whoa. You gonna stop this? 856 00:37:35,683 --> 00:37:37,115 I wanna see who wins. 857 00:37:37,601 --> 00:37:40,771 Shit. 858 00:37:44,859 --> 00:37:46,443 Uh-uh. 859 00:37:46,485 --> 00:37:48,320 Hey! Hey! 860 00:37:50,197 --> 00:37:51,521 No, sir! 861 00:37:51,904 --> 00:37:55,146 No, sir. Not in Mama's house. 862 00:38:03,711 --> 00:38:05,834 Hey. What are you doing here? 863 00:38:06,895 --> 00:38:08,365 Eating my feelings. 864 00:38:10,176 --> 00:38:11,920 Fuck it. I need a smoke. 865 00:38:12,704 --> 00:38:15,165 Yeah, good idea. 866 00:38:15,386 --> 00:38:17,764 We can probably afford lung surgery. 867 00:38:21,145 --> 00:38:22,771 Yeah, okay. 868 00:38:25,524 --> 00:38:27,902 You know, I, uh, talked to everybody here 869 00:38:27,943 --> 00:38:29,695 about pulling some money together, 870 00:38:29,737 --> 00:38:31,906 but, uh, everybody's still pretty underwater 871 00:38:31,931 --> 00:38:33,683 from the recession and all. 872 00:38:36,118 --> 00:38:38,053 Do you remember those assholes in Tennessee 873 00:38:38,078 --> 00:38:40,789 who bought up 18,000 bottles of hand sanitizer, 874 00:38:40,814 --> 00:38:42,357 sold 'em for, like, 70 bucks a pop? 875 00:38:42,382 --> 00:38:44,037 - Mm. Mm-hmm. - What if we bought up 876 00:38:44,062 --> 00:38:48,964 all of something like... like, uh, all of the condoms in Chicago? 877 00:38:49,420 --> 00:38:52,735 No, we'd just end up with more pregnant 13-year-olds. 878 00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:54,845 Hey, we could stab the baby. 879 00:38:55,357 --> 00:38:56,889 That'll open that hole right up. 880 00:38:56,931 --> 00:38:58,435 Then they'd have to operate. 881 00:39:07,816 --> 00:39:09,083 Could've been Fred. 882 00:39:16,283 --> 00:39:18,994 One of the most important things a human can learn 883 00:39:19,036 --> 00:39:22,310 is how to take advantage of a vulnerable population. 884 00:39:22,747 --> 00:39:25,709 Who are the most vulnerable people in the world? 885 00:39:25,927 --> 00:39:27,811 Puppies? 886 00:39:27,836 --> 00:39:28,796 Close. 887 00:39:28,837 --> 00:39:30,172 Millennials. 888 00:39:30,197 --> 00:39:32,233 Vulnerable to their own inflated senses 889 00:39:32,258 --> 00:39:33,786 of their self-worth. 890 00:39:34,009 --> 00:39:36,762 Now, the vast percentage of our market 891 00:39:36,804 --> 00:39:38,264 is made up of millennials 892 00:39:38,305 --> 00:39:39,282 and every single one of 893 00:39:39,306 --> 00:39:41,976 - 'em thinks that he or she... - Or "they." 894 00:39:42,017 --> 00:39:44,311 Or they is special. 895 00:39:44,353 --> 00:39:47,849 So a plain old joint isn't enough anymore. 896 00:39:48,148 --> 00:39:50,943 We need a variety of fancy rolling papers 897 00:39:50,985 --> 00:39:53,946 so that each millennial can choose one that says, 898 00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:55,482 "This is me." 899 00:39:55,781 --> 00:39:58,284 Will the dye in the papers destroy their lungs? 900 00:39:58,325 --> 00:40:00,369 - Yes. - Do they care? 901 00:40:00,411 --> 00:40:01,954 - No. - Not at all. 902 00:40:01,996 --> 00:40:05,207 Because in the moment, they can say to their friends, 903 00:40:05,249 --> 00:40:07,474 "I got something you don't got," 904 00:40:07,793 --> 00:40:11,213 and at the end of the day, we all want that, I suppose. 905 00:40:11,255 --> 00:40:13,575 So that's everything on our list. 906 00:40:14,008 --> 00:40:15,739 Let's head home. 907 00:40:16,397 --> 00:40:18,358 Vernon and Jackson. 908 00:40:21,632 --> 00:40:25,511 Uh, where are we? What... 909 00:40:27,204 --> 00:40:28,497 Why are we here? 910 00:40:28,678 --> 00:40:29,846 Paper store? 911 00:40:32,359 --> 00:40:35,321 Rolling papers, right. 912 00:40:35,362 --> 00:40:36,822 Let's head to the paper store. 913 00:40:37,138 --> 00:40:39,230 Grampy Frank. 914 00:40:49,477 --> 00:40:50,781 I think... 915 00:40:52,472 --> 00:40:54,015 I got a little, um... 916 00:40:56,216 --> 00:40:57,843 well, I suppose we're done. 917 00:40:57,994 --> 00:40:58,953 Hey. 918 00:40:59,553 --> 00:41:03,349 You wanna make one more stop before we head home 919 00:41:03,601 --> 00:41:05,144 to commemorate this day? 920 00:41:06,077 --> 00:41:07,161 Come on. 921 00:41:15,402 --> 00:41:16,463 Ow. 922 00:41:16,487 --> 00:41:17,696 My bad. 923 00:41:20,866 --> 00:41:22,385 Nah, leave it, leave it, leave it, leave it. 924 00:41:29,625 --> 00:41:31,877 How do you know the perp in that car chase back there? 925 00:41:31,919 --> 00:41:33,087 I don't. 926 00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:37,549 Fuck! 927 00:41:37,591 --> 00:41:42,388 How do you know the perp in that car chase? 928 00:41:42,429 --> 00:41:45,891 Oh, come on, bitch. I ain't answering shit without my lawyer... 929 00:41:45,933 --> 00:41:46,892 Fuck! 930 00:41:46,934 --> 00:41:48,060 How do you know... 931 00:41:48,102 --> 00:41:49,228 Please! I don't, okay? 932 00:41:49,269 --> 00:41:52,231 Fuck! 933 00:41:52,272 --> 00:41:53,357 Fuck. 934 00:41:53,399 --> 00:41:55,234 He's my dealer, okay? 935 00:41:55,259 --> 00:41:57,512 Are you willing to testify to that in court? 936 00:41:57,586 --> 00:41:58,879 Please. Come on. 937 00:41:58,904 --> 00:42:00,406 You know his people will kill me. 938 00:42:02,950 --> 00:42:05,244 Okay, okay, okay, okay, kay, kay, kay, fine, fine. 939 00:42:05,285 --> 00:42:06,797 I'll testify. 940 00:42:11,652 --> 00:42:14,837 Frank Gallagher! 941 00:42:14,895 --> 00:42:17,106 No! What you... 942 00:42:17,131 --> 00:42:19,925 He is not here. What do you... 943 00:42:34,148 --> 00:42:36,442 Debbie, this park is huge. Where do we start? 944 00:42:40,821 --> 00:42:43,282 Over here? Maybe over there. 945 00:42:46,468 --> 00:42:50,300 Frank Gallagher! 946 00:42:52,050 --> 00:42:55,169 Frank Gallagher! 947 00:43:00,466 --> 00:43:01,925 What's going on with you two? 948 00:43:01,967 --> 00:43:03,410 - He's been sitting on his ass - This lady just decides 949 00:43:03,435 --> 00:43:04,988 - spending all our wedding money... - we're not sharing our money... 950 00:43:05,013 --> 00:43:06,128 - And all of a sudden, he's making bank - although we're fucking married. 951 00:43:06,153 --> 00:43:07,323 - doing all sorts of illegal shit... - And as soon as I start 952 00:43:07,347 --> 00:43:08,265 making more than him, he turns... 953 00:43:08,307 --> 00:43:10,011 - He's a fucking top now. - Stop! 954 00:43:10,809 --> 00:43:13,312 First of all, you need to clean up your language. 955 00:43:13,353 --> 00:43:16,815 Bitch this and vagina that is incredibly offensive to women. 956 00:43:16,857 --> 00:43:18,793 And just because you're gay doesn't mean you get away 957 00:43:18,817 --> 00:43:21,153 with turning women into second-class citizens. 958 00:43:21,195 --> 00:43:24,573 Second of all, there are no men or women in a marriage, 959 00:43:24,615 --> 00:43:25,824 there are only partners, 960 00:43:25,866 --> 00:43:27,451 and I'd be very careful 961 00:43:27,476 --> 00:43:29,928 about claiming the title of head partner 962 00:43:29,953 --> 00:43:31,673 'cause you have no clue what's gonna happen. 963 00:43:31,705 --> 00:43:32,998 And you're fucking yourselves 964 00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:34,566 if you think keeping score is a good idea. 965 00:43:34,875 --> 00:43:37,336 Finally, I don't care who's the top and who's the bottom. 966 00:43:37,377 --> 00:43:38,587 You fight in my bar again, 967 00:43:38,629 --> 00:43:39,814 I'm cutting both of your dicks off. 968 00:43:39,838 --> 00:43:41,816 Then ain't no one topping anyone. 969 00:43:44,885 --> 00:43:47,949 Now, here. Eat some pot brownies. 970 00:43:48,180 --> 00:43:50,027 Y'all need to chill the fuck out. 971 00:43:58,777 --> 00:44:00,000 Bitch. 972 00:44:08,575 --> 00:44:10,722 - Yo. - Hey, thanks. 973 00:44:15,749 --> 00:44:18,560 How you holdin' up? 974 00:44:18,585 --> 00:44:19,962 As well as can be expected 975 00:44:19,987 --> 00:44:22,907 for a parent that can't afford to save his kid. 976 00:44:25,759 --> 00:44:27,195 Tami and I, we're gonna figure out a way 977 00:44:27,219 --> 00:44:29,012 to help you pay for the surgery. 978 00:44:29,054 --> 00:44:30,293 Yeah? 979 00:44:31,056 --> 00:44:32,386 You kiddin'? 980 00:44:33,231 --> 00:44:35,112 You got your own kid to take care of. 981 00:44:35,610 --> 00:44:37,354 Nah, this one's on me. 982 00:44:37,794 --> 00:44:39,463 - I appreciate it, though. - Yeah. 983 00:44:42,109 --> 00:44:43,550 You got a plan? 984 00:44:45,864 --> 00:44:48,492 Think I'm gonna let him die. 985 00:44:52,286 --> 00:44:54,913 I told Tami that, uh, we should stab him 986 00:44:54,955 --> 00:44:57,879 so they have to operate. 987 00:45:01,740 --> 00:45:04,730 Nah, I'm gonna sign up for a payment plan. 988 00:45:06,221 --> 00:45:07,806 Sell BornFree. 989 00:45:09,713 --> 00:45:11,635 No, man. I mean, you can't do that. 990 00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:14,239 I don't think there's any other way. 991 00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:18,824 You poured everything you have into that place. 992 00:45:19,948 --> 00:45:21,104 It saved you. 993 00:45:23,150 --> 00:45:25,293 I got a wife and two kids. 994 00:45:27,098 --> 00:45:28,730 They're my BornFree now. 995 00:45:29,990 --> 00:45:32,347 I gotta choose between my business and them, 996 00:45:33,783 --> 00:45:36,702 it's them in a heartbeat. 997 00:45:53,363 --> 00:45:54,640 Have fun today, Billie? 998 00:45:54,681 --> 00:45:56,475 Beats whacking off to "Training Day." 999 00:45:56,516 --> 00:45:59,037 Uh, hey. Was waffling an admission of guilt 1000 00:45:59,061 --> 00:46:00,538 out of that guy without a lawyer present 1001 00:46:00,562 --> 00:46:02,648 legal, ethical, or whatever? 1002 00:46:02,673 --> 00:46:05,108 You're cute. 1003 00:46:05,150 --> 00:46:08,236 Listen, our job isn't law or ethics; it's justice. 1004 00:46:08,278 --> 00:46:09,297 That guy was running away from the cops, 1005 00:46:09,321 --> 00:46:10,447 and he admitted guilt. 1006 00:46:10,489 --> 00:46:11,782 End of story. 1007 00:46:11,823 --> 00:46:13,950 And the second you start thinking 'bout legal 1008 00:46:13,992 --> 00:46:15,553 and ethical is the second a bad guy shoots you in the face. 1009 00:46:15,577 --> 00:46:16,679 You wanna get shot in the face? 1010 00:46:16,703 --> 00:46:18,205 No, I wanna shoot people in the face. 1011 00:46:18,230 --> 00:46:20,182 Ooh, that's the spirit. 1012 00:46:20,371 --> 00:46:22,289 Just make sure they shoot first. 1013 00:46:23,627 --> 00:46:25,754 Congratulations on a good day, Billie. 1014 00:46:25,796 --> 00:46:27,690 We'll get that blood running icy blue in you yet. 1015 00:46:44,566 --> 00:46:46,775 Maybe one day I'll get one 1016 00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:48,894 for your baby cousin, Fred, too. 1017 00:46:49,403 --> 00:46:51,191 I don't know if I like him yet. 1018 00:46:52,072 --> 00:46:53,800 But you're pretty swell, 1019 00:46:54,658 --> 00:46:57,536 so you've earned a place on my arm forever. 1020 00:46:59,663 --> 00:47:02,230 I've wanted to ask you since breakfast, 1021 00:47:02,874 --> 00:47:06,211 but we didn't have the same relationship then 1022 00:47:06,253 --> 00:47:07,629 that we do now. 1023 00:47:07,933 --> 00:47:10,632 Why were you giving your mom such a hard time 1024 00:47:10,657 --> 00:47:13,952 to put on that dress and get your picture taken? 1025 00:47:14,183 --> 00:47:17,406 I know it was a butt-ugly dress, 1026 00:47:17,431 --> 00:47:20,992 and I get the sense you're less a girly-girl and more of a... 1027 00:47:21,017 --> 00:47:22,339 A boy. 1028 00:47:23,895 --> 00:47:25,238 Sure. 1029 00:47:26,773 --> 00:47:28,024 Live your truth. 1030 00:47:28,379 --> 00:47:29,693 But you know, sometimes 1031 00:47:29,735 --> 00:47:31,996 it's nice to make other people happy. 1032 00:47:32,441 --> 00:47:35,240 My father used to get drunk and make me put on a dress 1033 00:47:35,282 --> 00:47:37,075 when I was your age, 1034 00:47:37,371 --> 00:47:39,202 and I hated it, 1035 00:47:39,408 --> 00:47:43,454 but I did it because my father liked it. 1036 00:47:45,625 --> 00:47:48,277 It's called playing the long game. 1037 00:47:50,797 --> 00:47:53,717 Someday, you'll get caught doing an eight-ball 1038 00:47:53,759 --> 00:47:57,262 or sleeping with a not-too-distant cousin, 1039 00:47:57,287 --> 00:48:00,348 and you'll get off with a slap on the wrist 1040 00:48:00,390 --> 00:48:02,476 'cause your mom will remember 1041 00:48:02,517 --> 00:48:05,103 that you put on a dress for her once. 1042 00:48:05,145 --> 00:48:07,689 - That's beautiful. - Oh, thank you. 1043 00:48:12,986 --> 00:48:15,511 I had a really nice day with you today, kid. 1044 00:48:18,742 --> 00:48:20,744 A really nice day. 1045 00:48:24,706 --> 00:48:27,058 If anything happens to Franny, I'm gonna fuckin' kill them. 1046 00:48:28,685 --> 00:48:30,896 Who was supposed to take Franny to school? 1047 00:48:30,921 --> 00:48:32,738 I don't know. Any of them? 1048 00:48:34,299 --> 00:48:36,218 So you left for work without making sure 1049 00:48:36,243 --> 00:48:38,496 an actual person took your kid to school? 1050 00:48:38,521 --> 00:48:39,821 What? Do you think this is my fault? 1051 00:48:42,015 --> 00:48:43,230 Fuck! 1052 00:48:43,894 --> 00:48:44,826 Hi, Liz! 1053 00:48:46,853 --> 00:48:48,897 Debbie, the police are here. 1054 00:48:48,939 --> 00:48:50,315 Wait. Why? 1055 00:48:50,357 --> 00:48:51,817 Apparently, a neighbor saw you 1056 00:48:51,858 --> 00:48:53,669 crawling out of the window with an armload of stuff 1057 00:48:53,693 --> 00:48:55,320 - so she called the police. - Shit. 1058 00:48:55,345 --> 00:48:58,965 And I checked my security camera, and it showed you 1059 00:48:58,990 --> 00:49:00,718 stealing food out of my pantry 1060 00:49:00,742 --> 00:49:03,286 - I'm so sorry! I... but I can explain. - and crawling out my window. 1061 00:49:03,328 --> 00:49:04,621 Did you steal anything else? 1062 00:49:04,663 --> 00:49:06,373 No, I didn't steal anything. 1063 00:49:06,414 --> 00:49:08,959 I... listen. I'll come back tomorrow 1064 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:10,895 and I'll replace everything that I borrowed, okay? 1065 00:49:10,919 --> 00:49:12,954 I'm not gonna press charges because, clearly, 1066 00:49:12,979 --> 00:49:15,273 you are so white trash that you need 1067 00:49:15,298 --> 00:49:16,776 - to take food for your family. - I am not white trash! 1068 00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:19,279 But you are never coming near my house again. 1069 00:49:19,678 --> 00:49:22,514 P.S., I'm leaving you a really shitty review on Yelp. 1070 00:49:25,058 --> 00:49:26,544 Fuck! 1071 00:49:33,567 --> 00:49:34,693 Wait. Is that them? 1072 00:49:37,821 --> 00:49:41,700 You're nuts. 1073 00:49:42,784 --> 00:49:44,244 Oh, my God. Franny! 1074 00:49:44,286 --> 00:49:45,871 Franny, are you okay? 1075 00:49:45,912 --> 00:49:48,373 Where have you been? I was so worried about you. 1076 00:49:48,513 --> 00:49:51,835 Why? She was with me all day. We had a great time. 1077 00:49:51,877 --> 00:49:53,685 Look, we got tattoos. 1078 00:49:55,589 --> 00:49:57,048 What the hell is wrong with you? 1079 00:49:57,090 --> 00:49:59,342 You were supposed to take Franny to school! 1080 00:49:59,401 --> 00:50:01,653 I actually did take her to school. 1081 00:50:01,678 --> 00:50:03,054 It just happened to be one 1082 00:50:03,096 --> 00:50:05,138 named after the wrong Black lady. 1083 00:50:05,599 --> 00:50:07,225 They all look the same! 1084 00:50:07,267 --> 00:50:08,727 - What? - Wow. 1085 00:50:08,768 --> 00:50:11,146 Not Black ladies! Schools! 1086 00:50:11,204 --> 00:50:13,248 She missed a day of preschool. 1087 00:50:13,273 --> 00:50:14,858 It's not like she missed 1088 00:50:14,900 --> 00:50:17,694 What To Do If There's A Hole In Your Spacesuit Day 1089 00:50:17,719 --> 00:50:20,238 at astronaut camp. What's the big deal? 1090 00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:22,073 The big deal is that I didn't know 1091 00:50:22,122 --> 00:50:24,291 where my kid was for six hours. 1092 00:50:24,326 --> 00:50:26,053 I know you didn't give a shit where your kids were 1093 00:50:26,077 --> 00:50:28,076 most of our lives, but I care about mine! 1094 00:50:39,007 --> 00:50:40,258 What happened to you? 1095 00:50:40,300 --> 00:50:41,885 I got married. That's what happened. 1096 00:50:41,927 --> 00:50:44,095 Well, I'd divorce you, but you never signed a prenup. 1097 00:50:47,991 --> 00:50:51,453 - What happened to you guys? - They got married. 1098 00:50:51,478 --> 00:50:53,939 Guess what. I just made my first arrest. 1099 00:50:53,980 --> 00:50:55,374 - Awesome. - Way to go. 1100 00:50:55,398 --> 00:50:56,626 - All right, buddy. - Fuck you, cop. 1101 00:50:56,650 --> 00:50:59,277 Hey, assholes. Who left my kid with Frank? 1102 00:50:59,319 --> 00:51:00,779 - I didn't. - Wasn't me. 1103 00:51:00,820 --> 00:51:02,076 Nope. 1104 00:51:03,451 --> 00:51:04,310 I did. 1105 00:51:04,335 --> 00:51:05,593 What the hell is wrong with you, Liam? 1106 00:51:05,617 --> 00:51:07,452 Hey. Ease up. 1107 00:51:07,494 --> 00:51:10,080 So Frank left her at school. What's the big deal? 1108 00:51:10,121 --> 00:51:11,623 He didn't drop her off at school. 1109 00:51:11,665 --> 00:51:13,124 He took her to buy drugs! 1110 00:51:13,166 --> 00:51:15,365 All right, well, that's not Liam's fault. 1111 00:51:15,585 --> 00:51:16,896 Why'd you leave her with Liam anyway? 1112 00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:18,046 Didn't leave her with Liam. 1113 00:51:18,088 --> 00:51:19,315 I left her with all of you guys. 1114 00:51:19,339 --> 00:51:20,423 No, you didn't. 1115 00:51:20,465 --> 00:51:21,800 I stood right there 1116 00:51:21,841 --> 00:51:23,235 and asked one of you to take her to school 1117 00:51:23,259 --> 00:51:24,636 'cause I was running late for work. 1118 00:51:24,678 --> 00:51:25,971 I didn't hear you say that. 1119 00:51:26,012 --> 00:51:26,972 - Me, neither. - Me, neither. 1120 00:51:26,997 --> 00:51:28,540 I mean, did anybody say, "Yes, Debbie, 1121 00:51:28,565 --> 00:51:29,824 I will take Franny to school"? 1122 00:51:29,849 --> 00:51:31,142 Great, take her side. 1123 00:51:31,184 --> 00:51:32,536 I'm not taking anybody's side. 1124 00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:34,330 I'm just saying take some fuckin' responsibility. 1125 00:51:34,354 --> 00:51:36,856 I'm taking all of the responsibility. 1126 00:51:36,898 --> 00:51:39,776 I am running this entire house, I'm holding down a job, 1127 00:51:39,818 --> 00:51:40,652 and I have to take care of a kid in my... 1128 00:51:40,694 --> 00:51:42,153 Jesus Christ! 1129 00:51:42,195 --> 00:51:43,547 You're not the only one with shit going on, Debs. 1130 00:51:43,571 --> 00:51:45,657 If you can't handle it, lean the fuck out. 1131 00:51:45,699 --> 00:51:47,617 Don't blame us for being a shitty mom. 1132 00:51:56,543 --> 00:51:57,852 Debs. 1133 00:51:58,641 --> 00:52:00,267 I didn't mean that. 1134 00:52:25,488 --> 00:52:27,824 Ah, fuck. 1135 00:52:27,866 --> 00:52:29,034 That is good. 1136 00:52:29,075 --> 00:52:30,660 - Oh, you like that? - Mm! 1137 00:52:30,702 --> 00:52:32,162 That's a little Half-Mexican Red. 1138 00:52:32,203 --> 00:52:33,788 Named after Franny. 1139 00:52:33,830 --> 00:52:36,796 Indica-forward, mellow and agreeable 1140 00:52:36,821 --> 00:52:40,045 with just enough sativa to give it a little kick of rebellion. 1141 00:52:40,086 --> 00:52:41,379 Just like Franny. 1142 00:52:41,421 --> 00:52:43,548 Sounds like your granddaughter 1143 00:52:43,590 --> 00:52:45,258 left quite an impression on you. 1144 00:52:45,300 --> 00:52:46,587 What do you mean? 1145 00:52:46,612 --> 00:52:49,763 Well, you never named anything after any of your actual kids. 1146 00:52:49,804 --> 00:52:51,389 That's because they don't make pot 1147 00:52:51,431 --> 00:52:53,516 that's belligerent and ungrateful. 1148 00:52:53,558 --> 00:52:55,852 If your kids are belligerent and ungrateful, 1149 00:52:55,894 --> 00:52:57,502 it's probably 'cause you made 'em that way. 1150 00:52:57,527 --> 00:52:58,695 I... 1151 00:53:03,068 --> 00:53:04,547 Kids are tough. 1152 00:53:04,861 --> 00:53:06,488 They need things. 1153 00:53:06,529 --> 00:53:08,531 Grandkids are simpler. 1154 00:53:08,573 --> 00:53:09,741 You don't owe 'em anything. 1155 00:53:09,783 --> 00:53:12,243 They don't expect anything from you. 1156 00:53:12,387 --> 00:53:13,993 Pressure's off. 1157 00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:16,615 You can't disappoint anyone. 1158 00:53:19,626 --> 00:53:22,087 You two just murdered my high. 1159 00:53:22,128 --> 00:53:24,547 Sell that for seven a pop. 1160 00:53:24,589 --> 00:53:25,423 Little expensive, don't you think? 1161 00:53:25,465 --> 00:53:27,290 Seven's the price. 1162 00:53:28,251 --> 00:53:29,527 Where you goin'? 1163 00:53:29,615 --> 00:53:31,409 Gotta see a girl about a dress. 1164 00:53:36,159 --> 00:53:38,912 Yeah. 1165 00:53:40,980 --> 00:53:42,941 - What the... - Fuck, it's Milton. 1166 00:53:42,999 --> 00:53:44,084 It's gonna disturb... 1167 00:53:44,109 --> 00:53:45,429 Hey, I got it, I got it, I got it. 1168 00:53:48,213 --> 00:53:49,756 No, no, no, no, no, no. 1169 00:53:49,781 --> 00:53:52,283 Oh, shit. Oh, I'm sorry. Did I wake the baby? 1170 00:53:52,325 --> 00:53:53,677 No, no, no, it's all good, it's all good. 1171 00:53:53,701 --> 00:53:55,137 He's just settling down. He's in the nursery with Tami. 1172 00:53:55,162 --> 00:53:56,622 Come in, come in. 1173 00:53:59,224 --> 00:54:01,059 So it, uh, feel good to be off the boat? 1174 00:54:01,084 --> 00:54:03,211 And to not have my CPO up my ass? 1175 00:54:03,253 --> 00:54:04,665 Yeah, it does. 1176 00:54:04,690 --> 00:54:06,690 - Hey, uh, when's the wedding? - I just got tested. 1177 00:54:06,714 --> 00:54:08,192 - Oh, cool. - The wedding is this weekend. 1178 00:54:08,216 --> 00:54:09,425 I just hope my dress shoes 1179 00:54:09,467 --> 00:54:10,385 are in the garage where I left them, man. 1180 00:54:10,426 --> 00:54:11,261 Oh, yeah, yeah. 1181 00:54:11,302 --> 00:54:13,513 Oh, the... 1182 00:54:13,555 --> 00:54:15,172 The place looks fantastic. 1183 00:54:16,015 --> 00:54:18,309 Oh, yeah, well, the inside, at least. 1184 00:54:18,351 --> 00:54:20,621 The neighbors wanted to keep the outside looking like shit. 1185 00:54:20,645 --> 00:54:21,771 So. 1186 00:54:21,796 --> 00:54:22,815 Did you do all this by yourself? 1187 00:54:22,856 --> 00:54:26,734 Uh, yeah. I mean, it's just some plaster work and paint, mostly. 1188 00:54:26,776 --> 00:54:28,153 You put tile up in the kitchen too? 1189 00:54:28,194 --> 00:54:31,447 Um, backsplash, yeah.- 1190 00:54:31,489 --> 00:54:33,283 - Looks good, man. Damn good. - Thanks. 1191 00:54:33,324 --> 00:54:34,677 How much did all of this cost you? 1192 00:54:34,701 --> 00:54:35,952 Uh, I don't know. 1193 00:54:35,994 --> 00:54:37,263 I picked up most of this stuff for free 1194 00:54:37,287 --> 00:54:38,788 at condemned houses and work sites. 1195 00:54:38,830 --> 00:54:40,331 Hmm. 1196 00:54:40,356 --> 00:54:43,960 Um, I mean, I guess I bought some stuff, too, though. 1197 00:54:44,002 --> 00:54:46,296 Uh, I put in some hours. 1198 00:54:46,337 --> 00:54:47,609 You should've told me. 1199 00:54:48,047 --> 00:54:49,191 Yeah, I would've thrown you some cash 1200 00:54:49,215 --> 00:54:50,967 or reduced your rent or something. 1201 00:54:51,009 --> 00:54:51,968 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1202 00:54:52,010 --> 00:54:53,281 What do you think you spent? 1203 00:54:54,053 --> 00:54:56,351 Uh, five... 1204 00:54:56,764 --> 00:54:57,849 six grand, maybe? 1205 00:54:57,891 --> 00:54:59,281 I don't know. 1206 00:54:59,809 --> 00:55:01,311 Why don't I split it with you? 1207 00:55:01,352 --> 00:55:02,520 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1208 00:55:02,562 --> 00:55:04,164 Did the work. Might as well. 1209 00:55:04,898 --> 00:55:07,108 - Great. - All right, cool. 1210 00:55:07,150 --> 00:55:09,328 - Shoes. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1211 00:55:09,353 --> 00:55:10,504 Just back there in the garage. 1212 00:55:10,528 --> 00:55:12,197 - Yeah, of course. - Okay. 1213 00:55:13,924 --> 00:55:16,302 - Backsplash, huh? - That's the backsplash, yeah. 1214 00:55:22,999 --> 00:55:25,187 Go away. 1215 00:55:25,741 --> 00:55:27,159 Mommy? 1216 00:55:31,664 --> 00:55:34,536 I'm ready for you to take my picture now. 1217 00:55:35,958 --> 00:55:37,697 Franny. 1218 00:55:37,722 --> 00:55:39,817 Hang on. Let me get my phone. 1219 00:55:49,025 --> 00:55:50,661 Oh. 1220 00:55:51,110 --> 00:55:53,036 Okay, smile. 1221 00:55:53,738 --> 00:55:56,622 Oh, look how beautiful you are. 1222 00:55:56,991 --> 00:56:00,119 A little to the side. 1223 00:56:05,250 --> 00:56:07,043 Give it to me, dom top daddy! 1224 00:56:07,085 --> 00:56:09,587 Take it all, you uber-masculine slut! 1225 00:56:11,005 --> 00:56:12,882 Flip fuck? 1226 00:56:12,924 --> 00:56:14,884 Sure. 1227 00:56:14,926 --> 00:56:16,028 What's my name? 1228 00:56:16,052 --> 00:56:17,553 Nick. 1229 00:56:17,595 --> 00:56:19,156 I said what's my name? 1230 00:56:19,180 --> 00:56:21,509 Nick Jonas! 1231 00:56:21,592 --> 00:56:26,592 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com --