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Were you hoping
I wouldn't notice?

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Sorry. Overslept.

3
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Too much partying?

4
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Eli, please.

5
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Last party this guy went to
had a pony ride.

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Sticks and stones, Samantha.

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I was worriedabout my donor.

8
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She was out all night.

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I called, I texted.
I thought she was dead.

10
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Turns out she was selling
fake I.D.s outside of a rave.

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And then, on the way home,
she stopped

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in the middle of a highway
to rescue a kitten.

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Aw.

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No. No "aw."

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It was totally irresponsible.

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That's cold, Drew.
She saved a kitty cat.

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I know,
I sound ungrateful.

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You are ungrateful.

19
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And I know you hate me
because I have a donor.

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Nobody hates you.

21
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Please do notspeak for me.

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I-I am just so stressed out.

23
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I never know where she is
or who she's with

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or if she's even coming home.

25
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And that's when
my imagination just...

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Good afternoon.

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Would you be interested
in joining our cult?

28
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Would I?

29
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Come on in.

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Man.

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They stole my kidney.

32
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I was saving that for Drew.

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That's what you're
worried about?

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It does happen.

35
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People do sell organs
on the black market.

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Do you have their number?

37
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? The more you give ?

38
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? The more you live ?

39
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? Your happiness is relative ?

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? But if you're feeling
like crap ?

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? It's time to face the fact ?

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? It's your prerogative ?

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? Your prerogative ?

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? To be positive. ?

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www.subtitulamos.tv

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A tracking app?

47
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That feels kind of stalker-y.

48
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It's not stalking.

49
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Every parent at school
has one with their kid

50
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so they know
exactly where they are.

51
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That's stalking.

52
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Not if you love someone.

53
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That's stalking.

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I'm worried you don't know this.

55
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Plus, if youever need me,

56
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you know exactly where I am.

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I always know where you are.

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You're here.

59
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Yeah, but what room?

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Is this the traffic cat?

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Yes.

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I'm calling her Bolognese

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because that's what
you would have been

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if I didn't rescue you.

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I know...

66
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No. Do not name it.

67
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Once you name it,
you're gonna want to keep it.

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Will you unclench?
I will find a nice home for her.

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Thank you.

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But you have to tell her.

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- Very funny.
- I'm serious.

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Tell her.

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Okay...

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Bolognese, I'm Drew,

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and... Don't worry.

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Just because he has a name doesn't
mean we have to keep him.

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Cannoli, this is Bolognese.

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Bolognese, Cannoli.

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I expect you guys to play nice.

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I don't want to see any stereotypical
cats and dogs nonsense.

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Hey, Drew.

82
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Hey. Guess where I am?

83
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Really?
We're doing that again?

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Come on, come on. Check the app.

85
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You're upstairs?

86
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Pretty cool, hugh?

87
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Okay. I'm gonna go hide.

88
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You try to find me on the app.

89
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What, Drew?

90
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Hey.

91
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I just noticed your phone battery
was running a little low.

92
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Yeah, I forgot my charger.

93
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Look in your purse.

94
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You went in my purse?

95
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I just dropped it in from above.

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Along with some apple slices.

97
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Hey. Me again.

98
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I don't mean to be a pest,
but I see that you're in Queens,

99
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and it's rather late.

100
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Everything okay?

101
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Yeah, I'm just hanging out
with a friend.

102
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I'll be home soon. Bye.

103
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Do you live with your parents?

104
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No, but it's starting
to feel that way.

105
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Hey, guys.
This little cutie needs a home.

106
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And if you DM me right now,

107
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I'll throw in a free case
of my craft beer.

108
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You better kick it up a notch,

109
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or I'll have to put
a hat on you.

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Honey, all I'm saying is
it's never too early

111
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to start thinking about
your college essay.

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My father's getting
a kidney transplant.

113
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I think I have the essay
in the bag.

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Hey.

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Hey.

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All right, well...

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Bye. No hug, no kiss, love you, too.

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See you Sunday.

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Hey...

120
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can I ask you something?

121
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Is it about Drew?
What'd he do now?

122
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You know what? It's okay.

123
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No, no. Tell me. It'll make me
feel better about leaving him.

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It's just...

125
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the insane control issues.

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Go on.

127
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Is he always so uptight?

128
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He put this app on my phone

129
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so he can track my every move.

130
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Thank God they didn't have
that app when I was pregnant.

131
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As it was, I always had
to give him a "I am alive" call

132
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every time I got anywhere. It's
like, "Yes, Drew, I'm alive.

133
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I'm just in the bathroom."

134
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And God forbid
I'm five seconds late

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for a doctor's appointment.

136
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Once, I was late
to a Lamaze class.

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He had a full-on panic attack.

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He started hyperventilating.

139
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By the time I got there, he
was fully dilated.

140
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Where does all that come from?

141
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Have you met his parents?

142
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No.

143
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Gina, they are just
two angry cats in a bag.

144
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And Drew was always stuck
in the middle, and...

145
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you know, since he couldn't
control that then, now...

146
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Speaking of cats...

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Okay.

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Can I interest you in a cat
named Bolognese?

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- I don't think so.
- Wait, wait.

150
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I've never been here before.

151
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Yeah, this used to be
my favorite bar

152
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when I lived in the city.

153
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Haven't been here for years.

154
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- How come?
- My kids took my license away.

155
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I've been running red lights all my life.
Now they're worried?

156
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For 75 bucks, I can get you
a fake license.

157
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But it's
got to be West Virginia.

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My God.
It's Drew again.

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I'm not answering.

160
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Good. This is our girl time.

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Hos before bros,
isn't that what we say?

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Hell yeah.

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He is not gonna stop.

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What a noodge.

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What is it, Drew?
I'm in the middle of something.

166
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Yeah, well,
I couldn't help but notice that

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you're in the city.

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At a bar.

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In not such
a great neighborhood.

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I'm hanging up.

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What is that about?

172
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He's keeping tabs on me.

173
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My God. Seriously?

174
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Give me that.

175
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You want to take your head
out of your ass?

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- Who is this?
- You want to worry?

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Wait till you're old enough to have
something real to worry about.

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Like if you need
a hip replacement.

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Or you have a stroke.

180
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Or your doctor tells you
you need a pacemaker.

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Remind me to call
my doctor tomorrow.

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You do realize that my
kidneys are failing?

183
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You have a beautiful angel here
who's giving you one of hers.

184
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So enjoy life,

185
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be happy,

186
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and let her have one lousy night
out with her friends.

187
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Anyone else you're pissed at?

188
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Hey.

189
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Making chocolate chip cookies?

190
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No. Just the dough.

191
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Well, you can't just eat
cookie dough.

192
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What if I put it in ice cream?

193
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So the student
has become the master.

194
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Great.

195
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Everything okay?

196
00:08:01,210 --> 00:08:02,278
Yeah. Yeah,

197
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it's just that Gina's at some
place called The Thirsty Fish

198
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and I don't think
it's an aquarium store.

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It's not.

200
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I'm guessing.

201
00:08:11,931 --> 00:08:13,052
What? Are you tracking her?

202
00:08:13,078 --> 00:08:14,927
No, I'm not tracking her.

203
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I'm just making sure she's okay.

204
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By always knowing where she is.

205
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Great. My dad's a stalker.

206
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That's what Gina said.

207
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You do have control issues.

208
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You're a therapist.
I pick stuff up.

209
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I hate when
you and Mom track me. What?

210
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We don't track you.
What makes you think that?

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Give me your phone.

212
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No.

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Give it.

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Okay.

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Yes, I was
at Roosevelt Park yesterday,

216
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but so were a lot of kids.

217
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We were all doing homework.

218
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Nobody was drinking beer.

219
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You really should stop talking.

220
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And you shouldn't
be tracking Gina.

221
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She's not your kid.

222
00:09:00,153 --> 00:09:01,644
Does it help to know that

223
00:09:01,670 --> 00:09:04,433
I'm just tracking
a particular organ in her body?

224
00:09:05,463 --> 00:09:07,204
That is disgusting.

225
00:09:07,566 --> 00:09:10,129
I hope I never have
to repeat that in court.

226
00:09:12,504 --> 00:09:13,732
Gina's cool.

227
00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:15,137
Chill.

228
00:09:15,404 --> 00:09:17,316
I don't think
I have that setting.

229
00:09:17,894 --> 00:09:21,183
But you're right.
I will turn off the app,

230
00:09:21,209 --> 00:09:22,363
try to relax.

231
00:09:22,389 --> 00:09:24,952
Take a chill pill,
as you kids say.

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Or said. At one point in time.

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Saved it.

234
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This is why
I do homework at the park.

235
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Don't worry. I'll clean up.

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Thank you.

237
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You've got to be kidding me.

238
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Gina, hello.

239
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Totally not checking up on you.

240
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I've actually stopped that...
you can thank my daughter.

241
00:09:59,604 --> 00:10:01,702
But I couldn't help but notice

242
00:10:01,728 --> 00:10:03,826
you're in the middle
of the Hudson River?

243
00:10:03,869 --> 00:10:05,741
Could you just text me back
real quick,

244
00:10:05,784 --> 00:10:07,319
let me know you're on a boat?

245
00:10:07,784 --> 00:10:09,194
That's not sinking?

246
00:10:10,787 --> 00:10:11,655
Later.

247
00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:27,978
What?

248
00:10:28,307 --> 00:10:29,875
Hey, you woke me up.

249
00:10:29,901 --> 00:10:31,851
No, I didn't.
I saw you turn the light off

250
00:10:31,877 --> 00:10:33,541
when I pulled in the driveway.

251
00:10:34,049 --> 00:10:36,531
Okay, okay, I-I'm sorry.
I won't do it again.

252
00:10:36,557 --> 00:10:37,484
Better not.

253
00:10:37,510 --> 00:10:39,187
I know how to take care
of myself.

254
00:10:39,213 --> 00:10:40,862
Been doing it, my whole life.

255
00:10:40,888 --> 00:10:42,038
I know. I know you do.

256
00:10:42,237 --> 00:10:43,674
All right, then.

257
00:10:44,963 --> 00:10:46,828
And if you really want to worry,

258
00:10:46,854 --> 00:10:48,218
save it for next Saturday.

259
00:10:48,261 --> 00:10:49,535
Why? What's next Saturday?

260
00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:51,600
Me and Gabby
are going skydiving.

261
00:10:52,491 --> 00:10:53,658
You're kidding.

262
00:10:53,684 --> 00:10:55,381
Jumping out of a plane.

263
00:10:55,407 --> 00:10:57,366
- You're not kidding.
- Sweet dreams.

264
00:11:00,537 --> 00:11:01,590
She's kidding.

265
00:11:02,614 --> 00:11:03,864
You're kidding, right?!

266
00:11:03,890 --> 00:11:05,848
Geronimo!

267
00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:10,426
Good one.

268
00:11:12,871 --> 00:11:15,418
And then my anxiety
really kicks in.

269
00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:19,356
And when was the first time you
experienced this kind of anxiety?

270
00:11:20,246 --> 00:11:22,600
Probably my first
real relationship.

271
00:11:22,832 --> 00:11:25,918
I was 23, we had been
dating about a year...

272
00:11:28,176 --> 00:11:31,043
I am so sorry.
I forgot to turn my phone off.

273
00:11:31,172 --> 00:11:32,402
Please, continue.

274
00:11:32,436 --> 00:11:33,348
Well,

275
00:11:33,374 --> 00:11:35,270
- she started making
these little comments - _

276
00:11:35,296 --> 00:11:37,167
about moving in together.

277
00:11:37,870 --> 00:11:38,964
Go on.

278
00:11:39,095 --> 00:11:42,059
That's all it took.
I mean, total panic.

279
00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:45,918
Tightening I-in my chest
and my throat closing up.

280
00:11:46,537 --> 00:11:48,775
- Sure, sure.
- The shortness of breath

281
00:11:48,801 --> 00:11:50,410
and-and the sweating.

282
00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:55,340
And this horrible feeling like I was
totally powerless over my own fate.

283
00:11:57,462 --> 00:11:58,681
Okay. I'll see
you next Wednesday.

284
00:11:58,707 --> 00:12:00,129
- Thanks, Drew.
- You bet. Be good.

285
00:12:00,155 --> 00:12:02,614
- You know, something you said struck me...
- That's our time. Bye-bye.

286
00:12:07,541 --> 00:12:08,603
Dog.

287
00:12:10,169 --> 00:12:11,220
Okay.

288
00:12:20,658 --> 00:12:22,499
The voice mailbox for...

289
00:12:22,525 --> 00:12:23,658
Gina.

290
00:12:23,916 --> 00:12:24,978
is full.

291
00:12:25,558 --> 00:12:26,666
Of course it is,

292
00:12:26,791 --> 00:12:30,146
because I already called like, a
hundred times and she won't pick up.

293
00:12:31,380 --> 00:12:32,666
Drew, stop.

294
00:12:32,692 --> 00:12:35,130
You promised her
you wouldn't do this. Come on.

295
00:12:35,731 --> 00:12:38,067
She'll be fine. I'll be fine.

296
00:12:38,110 --> 00:12:40,200
She's gonna die, I'm gonna die.

297
00:12:40,294 --> 00:12:43,041
Don't be an idiot.
You piss her off, she bails,

298
00:12:43,067 --> 00:12:44,160
your kidney goes with her.

299
00:12:44,203 --> 00:12:45,988
You're the idiot.
She jumps and dies,

300
00:12:46,014 --> 00:12:47,598
your kidney goes with her.

301
00:12:51,337 --> 00:12:55,255
I have no idea which direction
I'm driving in.

302
00:13:08,401 --> 00:13:10,104
- You okay?
- Yeah.

303
00:13:10,130 --> 00:13:11,425
Hey. What's up?

304
00:13:12,056 --> 00:13:13,557
What's up with you?

305
00:13:14,229 --> 00:13:15,234
Nothing.

306
00:13:15,682 --> 00:13:18,194
Just sitting here in my driveway
alone with my thoughts.

307
00:13:18,322 --> 00:13:19,174
Drew.

308
00:13:21,677 --> 00:13:24,565
My kidney's getting ready
to jump out of an airplane.

309
00:13:24,965 --> 00:13:25,885
Wait...

310
00:13:27,815 --> 00:13:28,787
What?

311
00:13:29,510 --> 00:13:32,024
Mike Rock's
Skydiving Experience.

312
00:13:32,050 --> 00:13:33,401
Gina's there now.

313
00:13:33,471 --> 00:13:37,120
Boy, that kidney's gonna be
bored once it's inside of you.

314
00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:40,245
You always know
the right thing to say.

315
00:13:40,270 --> 00:13:41,805
Okay, look,

316
00:13:41,940 --> 00:13:44,394
while it may not
be the most responsible choice,

317
00:13:44,420 --> 00:13:45,874
I'm sure she's gonna be fine.

318
00:13:46,009 --> 00:13:47,576
Okay. Here we go.

319
00:13:47,602 --> 00:13:50,828
Do you know how many fatalities there
were last year from skydiving?

320
00:13:50,881 --> 00:13:52,953
No, Google, I don't.

321
00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:56,610
One, out of 100,000.

322
00:13:56,852 --> 00:13:57,668
Okay.

323
00:13:57,712 --> 00:14:00,889
Do you know how many people
needed a transplant last year?

324
00:14:00,932 --> 00:14:04,188
One out of every 200,000,
and I won that lottery.

325
00:14:04,980 --> 00:14:06,985
For God's sake, don't, Drew.

326
00:14:07,011 --> 00:14:09,741
Don't go down the Drew hole.
It is so dark and dismal.

327
00:14:09,767 --> 00:14:10,942
Too late.

328
00:14:11,176 --> 00:14:12,135
All right.

329
00:14:12,161 --> 00:14:14,946
You know what? I give up.
You are a lost cause.

330
00:14:14,990 --> 00:14:17,993
But don't drag that poor woman
down into your misery.

331
00:14:18,036 --> 00:14:19,352
She's a hero.

332
00:14:19,453 --> 00:14:22,250
She is giving up
a piece of her body to save you.

333
00:14:22,276 --> 00:14:25,000
The least you can do
is let her live her damn life.

334
00:14:28,556 --> 00:14:29,521
Hello?

335
00:14:29,615 --> 00:14:32,921
What the hell are you thinking,
jumping out of a plane?

336
00:14:33,302 --> 00:14:34,583
Who is this?

337
00:14:34,609 --> 00:14:35,706
It's Julia.

338
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:36,925
Drew's ex-wife.

339
00:14:36,968 --> 00:14:38,883
Don't go around offering up
your kidney

340
00:14:38,909 --> 00:14:40,606
if you can't keep it alive.

341
00:14:40,632 --> 00:14:42,992
You guys are freaking out
about nothing.

342
00:14:43,018 --> 00:14:45,021
This is completely safe.

343
00:14:45,099 --> 00:14:45,927
What is that?

344
00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:47,849
Waiver in case the
chute doesn't open.

345
00:14:47,892 --> 00:14:48,825
Okay.

346
00:14:50,107 --> 00:14:52,114
Do you really have
to do this now?

347
00:14:52,157 --> 00:14:54,203
Can't you wait
until after the operation?

348
00:14:54,246 --> 00:14:55,310
Look, Julia,

349
00:14:55,336 --> 00:14:57,859
yes, I could die doing this.

350
00:14:57,910 --> 00:15:00,193
I could also die in surgery.

351
00:15:00,219 --> 00:15:04,482
But I'm not gonna die sitting
on my ass, wishing I had a life.

352
00:15:04,508 --> 00:15:06,650
Plus our Groupon
expires next week.

353
00:15:06,693 --> 00:15:08,783
Plus our Groupon
expires next week.

354
00:15:10,521 --> 00:15:13,302
Look, I get it,
you're a free spirit.

355
00:15:13,328 --> 00:15:16,357
But we don't always get
to do everything we want.

356
00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:18,911
You think I never wanted
to jump out of a plane?

357
00:15:19,130 --> 00:15:22,490
Or-or go whitewater rafting
or go on one of those safaris

358
00:15:22,516 --> 00:15:24,638
where you get to touch
the giraffes?

359
00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:27,453
Girl, why didn't you?

360
00:15:28,701 --> 00:15:31,849
Because Drew was always afraid
something bad would happen.

361
00:15:32,591 --> 00:15:35,052
Well, you're not married
to him anymore,

362
00:15:35,078 --> 00:15:36,296
are you?

363
00:15:47,385 --> 00:15:48,324
No.

364
00:15:49,458 --> 00:15:51,564
That was one of the most
incredible experiences

365
00:15:51,608 --> 00:15:52,810
I have ever had.

366
00:15:52,836 --> 00:15:54,529
You never would've done that
when we were married.

367
00:15:54,555 --> 00:15:56,052
I wouldn't have.
It-it was like

368
00:15:56,078 --> 00:15:58,216
I was jumping into my new life.

369
00:15:58,242 --> 00:15:59,622
Thank you, Gina.

370
00:16:00,372 --> 00:16:02,949
It's kind of cool.
I gave you a new life,

371
00:16:02,975 --> 00:16:04,632
I'm giving you a new life.

372
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:07,341
I'm handing out new lives
all over the place.

373
00:16:08,911 --> 00:16:11,218
And you know what? I love cats.

374
00:16:11,244 --> 00:16:13,195
I will take that
little fluffball.

375
00:16:13,246 --> 00:16:15,169
My God.

376
00:16:15,195 --> 00:16:17,411
Now I'm giving a cat a new life.

377
00:16:17,437 --> 00:16:19,646
My powers have no bounds.

378
00:16:21,203 --> 00:16:23,770
I can't remember ever
seeing you this happy.

379
00:16:25,036 --> 00:16:27,165
Yeah, it's-it's 'cause
I haven't been.

380
00:16:28,384 --> 00:16:29,512
Is that my fault?

381
00:16:29,862 --> 00:16:30,841
No.

382
00:16:31,909 --> 00:16:33,927
No, Drew, of course not.

383
00:16:34,014 --> 00:16:35,255
It's mine.

384
00:16:35,517 --> 00:16:37,005
I let it happen.

385
00:16:37,544 --> 00:16:40,286
Meet your new mommy, Bolognese.

386
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,427
Hello, sweetie.

387
00:16:43,122 --> 00:16:47,970
Look at us, just two gals starting
out our new lives together.

388
00:16:48,004 --> 00:16:50,206
Hey, do you know
how to swipe right?

389
00:16:52,965 --> 00:16:54,932
No. You're on Tinder?

390
00:16:55,152 --> 00:16:57,308
Well, no, not yet.

391
00:16:57,527 --> 00:17:00,215
But I know who's gonna be
in my profile picture.

392
00:17:00,543 --> 00:17:02,754
Yeah. Single lady with a cat.

393
00:17:02,780 --> 00:17:04,355
Every man's dream.

394
00:17:13,129 --> 00:17:14,376
You okay?

395
00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:17,316
You need mouth-to-mouth? Because
I'm only paid to do dialysis.

396
00:17:17,371 --> 00:17:20,243
No, no, I'm just doing
some breathing exercises.

397
00:17:20,269 --> 00:17:22,587
I teach them to all my clients.

398
00:17:22,613 --> 00:17:26,087
It's just a great way
to let go of some anxiety,

399
00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:28,425
which, in my case, means Gina.

400
00:17:29,152 --> 00:17:31,071
I don't know, I've got anxiety

401
00:17:31,097 --> 00:17:33,014
and I've been breathing
my whole life.

402
00:17:34,423 --> 00:17:35,730
How does it work?

403
00:17:36,254 --> 00:17:38,251
Well, if you ever
have negative thoughts,

404
00:17:38,277 --> 00:17:40,630
you just focus
on your breathing.

405
00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:42,101
You want to try?

406
00:17:42,308 --> 00:17:43,686
- Sure.
- Why not?

407
00:17:44,612 --> 00:17:47,847
No, I have to e-mail
an intern and rip her a new one.

408
00:17:48,905 --> 00:17:50,493
What? It's how I relax.

409
00:17:51,858 --> 00:17:53,384
Okay. Well,

410
00:17:53,884 --> 00:17:57,001
you just breathe in deeply
through your nose...

411
00:17:58,238 --> 00:18:01,782
and then exhale slowly
out your mouth.

412
00:18:02,434 --> 00:18:04,236
Breathe in strength...

413
00:18:05,359 --> 00:18:07,181
and exhale fear.

414
00:18:07,207 --> 00:18:09,440
Crap, I think I inhaled fear.

415
00:18:09,466 --> 00:18:11,103
How do I get it out of me?

416
00:18:12,705 --> 00:18:15,220
Send it my way, Jer.
It makes me stronger.

417
00:18:16,291 --> 00:18:18,075
Hey, I'm kind of feeling this.

418
00:18:18,196 --> 00:18:21,018
It's like my teammates
pouring Gatorade on my soul.

419
00:18:22,557 --> 00:18:25,821
Yeah, it's a great way to just
gain some peace and clarity.

420
00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:33,571
Come on.

421
00:18:35,423 --> 00:18:36,454
Come on.

422
00:18:39,909 --> 00:18:41,673
Sometimes pills help, too.

423
00:18:42,672 --> 00:18:48,587
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