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Welcome back to Play Of The Week,

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where each week, a new play is
performed live in front of

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a studio audience here in Cornley
and broadcast to the nation.

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I am Chris Bean, the director.

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This episode is a World War II spy
thriller, a play not often performed

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due to what critics called
"offensive historical inaccuracies,"

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caused by the author's
"lazy research".

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I am delighted to say we will
be joined by a special guest star

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this evening.
My father, Raymond Bean,

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has taken the time out of his
busy schedule of writing letters

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of complaint to The Guardian to
play the part of Randolph Wycombe.

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He is currently running late,
but one of our other actors

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has stepped in for the meantime,
and we will proceed.

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This episode is The Pilot.

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Er, it's not the pilot episode,
it's an episode about a pilot.

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So I suppose it is technically
a pilot episode,

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though it is not THE pilot episode,

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although it is called The Pilot.

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So, now everything's clear.

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The actors are prepared,
the stage is set.

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Please enjoy The Pilot.

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Not the pilot.

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Seven.

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Four.

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Nine.

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Test.

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Nothing yet, Lieutenant.

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Six damn months, Val,

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six months working with the most
advanced technology available

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to man, and we're no closer
to cracking the German code.

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Are you all right?

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It's my leg again.

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Damned embarrassing getting
shot down in my first flight.

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And look what I've got
to show for it.

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You mustn't worry, Rufus.

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I don't care one jot
about appearances.

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My old kite Dorothy's sat out there
on the runway, gathering dust.

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I'm stuck here, unable to even walk.

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You really ought to take some leave,
Lieutenant. I do worry about you.

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You do?

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Ah, Miss Leclaire.

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Bonjour, cheri.

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Any luck with the latest
transmission?

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Et, erm, bibliotheque.

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All right.

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Beep!

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Incoming telegram.

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Vim-va-va-vim-vim-vim-vim!

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It's from Commander Wycombe.

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- Did you get it?
- Yes, yes!

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He's going to call you directly,
Corporal,

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he says he wants some answers.

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We will crack this code.
We just need some more time.

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We must steel ourselves.

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It is as Monsieur Napoleon said.

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La mort n'est rien,

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mais...vivre...

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..vaincu et...

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..et voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

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I'm sorry, I've let you all down.

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I'm not a code breaker
any more than I am a pilot.

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I'm heading upstairs to my quarters.

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Oh, God!

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Rest up.

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I just need a moment
to clear my head.

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Ah, Valerie, he is an handsome man,
non?

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There's no time for fraternising
at Caraway House, Miss Leclaire.

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You must put any personal feelings
you have aside.

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Then so must you!

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I'm sure I don't know
what you're talking about.

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Now, there's a war to be won.

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Look at Adolf Hitler!

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Do you know what he has done?

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He has moved his troops...

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..through the Ardennes,

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and right into the heart of France.

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And he'll get further than that,
if the rumours of the mole are true.

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Camille, I won't tell you again.

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There is no mole.

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The Germans could never infiltrate
Caraway House.

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I hope you are right, Valerie,
for all our sakes.

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This is Corporal Sky.

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Sky, this is Commander Wycombe.

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It's been too long, sweetheart.

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Sir.

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Now, you've been working on this
code for months,

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and still no success.

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Well, these things take time, sir.

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Time is the one damn thing
we don't have, Sky.

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I'll be with you at
zero seven hundred hours,

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and I expect to be furnished with
some good reason

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as to why I shouldn't close
Caraway House. Is that clear?

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Yes, sir.

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Now, take down my aircraft
security clearance.

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Alpha, Charlie, one, nine,
two, nine...

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Thank you.

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Alpha, Charlie, one, nine,
two, nine, foxtrot.

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- Have you got that down?
- Yes, sir.

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Send me through your coordinates.

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By telegram!

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Over and out.

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Goodbye, sir.

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Hello.

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Goodbye.

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- Who was that?
- Wycombe. He's flying over.

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He'll be here soon.

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Why must headquarters
always interfere?

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I'm sending through our coordinates.

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He threatened to close Ca...

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Buzz.

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He threatened to close
Caraway House.

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You and Wycombe,
you have a history, non?

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Perhaps you can persuade him
to give us more time.

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I don't like what you're suggesting,
Miss Leclaire.

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Would you want him to close us down?

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- He won't shut us down.
I have an idea. - What?

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- Where's that transcribed message
from this morning? - Here.

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This message ends with two words -
four characters, then...

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Four characters... Stop it!

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Four c...

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Four characters, then six,

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as did the transcribed message
from the 11th.

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If we assume these two words
are the same, then bang...

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Oh!

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..we have our key.

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We just need to know what the
German radio ops signed off with.

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What would any German radio
operator sign off with?

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Heil Hitler!

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That's it, Val!

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I'll plug that into the machine.

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This is brilliant!

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You are brilliant, Lieutenant.

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Let's get to work.

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Anything yet, Lieutenant?

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Still processing.

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She just needs a few more minutes,

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and we'll know if we've cracked
the German code.

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Beep!

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Incoming telegram.
Must be from Wycombe.

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Vim-va-va-vim-vim!

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"Wycombe is a spy."

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No, that's not...for now.

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There's another message.

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Vim-va-va-vim-vim!

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"The Germans didn't attack
Plymouth."

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There must be a spy...

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No! That's not the message.

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Vim-va-va-vim-vim?

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"The war is over"?

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No, it isn't!

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Try again!

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Vim-va-va-vim-vim?

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Oh, Wycombe is about to arrive.

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Right! Good.

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We already knew that.

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We mustn't waste any time.

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We already have.

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Look, I can see his plane.

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Atten-shun!

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Good to see you again, Valerie.

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It's been too long.

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Commander.

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Oh, come on, Val.

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Don't tell me you've forgotten
the time we spent in Monaco.

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Bosh!

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No, sir.

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Good to have you with us,
Wing Commander.

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May I take your bag?

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No.

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Yes, I've been carrying it around
all day.

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You have arrived at a very
exciting time, Commander.

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We believe we are on the verge
of a big discovery.

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Well, you've all been given
too much slack here.

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Come on. Oh, co...

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Come on!

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No, no, no, no!

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I'm all right.

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So, this is the machine that cost
King Henry VIII £100,000.

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She contains components
from all the Allied countries.

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Over 4,000 connections a second.

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Isn't she magnificent?

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This is a complete waste of time
and resources.

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I am shutting this operation down
right now.

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- She's done it.
- Done what?

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Deciphered the code. She works!

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Camille, you speak the best German.

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- There's nothing...
- I know, I know.

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Wir werden...hart...
Abend...sauer...komm...

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..neunundneunzig Luftballons.

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Oh, there's going to be
an attack on Plymouth tonight!

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My God.
Call that in to HQ right now.

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This is Lieutenant Heal radioing
from Car...!

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From Caraway House!

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Report...

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Reports of a German
air attack on Plymouth tonight.

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Advanced cyber command unscrambled
their defensive position.

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Message received loud and clear.

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It's done.

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Congratulations, everyone.

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Oh, let's not get carried away.

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Never forget that Germany and
England are still very much at war.

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It's true.

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Churchill would never
let his guard down, and nor can we.

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But you've all worked
through the night.

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Let's take two hours' rest, and
we'll reconvene at zero nine one...

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..zero... Zero nine one zero...

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Nine hundred and zero...

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Ten past nine.

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And, Sky, I'd like a word with you
after my shower.

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Yes, sir.

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- And, Heal...
- Sir?

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..I underestimated you.

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I can't believe you did it.

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We all did it, Camille.

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Oh, you are modest.

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Thanks to you, we could win
the Vietnam war and...

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..liberate my homeland.

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I am so very grateful to you
for what you have done.

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No, not yet!

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Really, Camille, I couldn't have
done it without you and Val.

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And we would have been lost
without you.

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No!

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I may no longer be able to fight,
but I'll do whatever I can.

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You are a brave man.

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Now.

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- What?
- Now.

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No, Miss Leclaire, I cannot.

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I see.

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It is Valerie for whom
your heart beats, non?

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Perhaps.

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It is, as we French say...

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..surprendre une...

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Frere Jacques.

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Dormez-vous?

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Sonnez les matines.

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Ding dang dong.

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Oh.

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I'm sorry,
I didn't mean to interrupt.

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Er, no, I was just heading upstairs
to my quarters.

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And I was heading up to mine.

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Get the door! Get the door!

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All right, fold in.

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Sky!

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Pass me another towel, would you?

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There's a good girl.

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- Sir.
- Damn fine shower.

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Much obliged.

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Tell me honestly, Sky,
do you miss what we had?

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I know I do.

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Please, I was just sport to you.

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Oh, but the nights of passion.

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Come on, Val, don't tell me
you've forgotten these.

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Bosh!

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Please, Wing Commander.

262
00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:18,619
Oh, let your guard down, Val.

263
00:16:20,819 --> 00:16:22,259
We're all alone.

264
00:16:24,339 --> 00:16:26,059
Nobody can see us.

265
00:16:29,819 --> 00:16:32,779
Let's not waste any more time, Sky.

266
00:16:32,780 --> 00:16:33,859
Kiss me!

267
00:16:36,379 --> 00:16:37,739
No, Commander!

268
00:16:37,740 --> 00:16:41,179
Tell me you don't want me right now!

269
00:16:41,180 --> 00:16:43,459
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!

270
00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:45,259
Oh-ho-ho-ho!

271
00:16:47,699 --> 00:16:49,379
This is our chance.

272
00:16:49,380 --> 00:16:52,619
You can stop pretending, Sky.

273
00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:56,459
You're a woman with woman's needs.

274
00:16:56,460 --> 00:17:02,179
Don't tell me you're not tempted
by my steely body.

275
00:17:02,180 --> 00:17:03,739
Oh!

276
00:17:08,139 --> 00:17:09,579
Admit it.

277
00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:11,859
You can't resist.

278
00:17:11,860 --> 00:17:14,099
I can, and I will.

279
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:16,979
You can run away from me, Val,

280
00:17:16,980 --> 00:17:19,979
but you can't run away
from how you feel.

281
00:17:24,699 --> 00:17:27,219
I really must be getting back
to my quarters.

282
00:17:43,499 --> 00:17:45,179
She'll be back.

283
00:17:45,180 --> 00:17:47,419
They always come back.

284
00:17:47,420 --> 00:17:48,419
Beep!

285
00:17:49,659 --> 00:17:51,859
- Telegram.
- About time.

286
00:17:53,099 --> 00:17:55,579
Vim-va-va-vim-vim!

287
00:17:55,580 --> 00:17:57,539
Vim-vim-vim-vim!

288
00:17:57,540 --> 00:17:59,819
Vim-vim-vim-vim-vim...

289
00:18:03,859 --> 00:18:06,299
Out of paper.

290
00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:09,939
Vim-va-va-vim-vim!

291
00:18:09,940 --> 00:18:12,979
Vim-vim-va-va-vim-vim!

292
00:18:15,019 --> 00:18:16,859
Low on ink.

293
00:18:21,939 --> 00:18:25,499
Vim-va-va-vim-vim!

294
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:29,619
Vim-va-va-vim!

295
00:18:42,859 --> 00:18:44,179
How do you spell "Plymouth"?

296
00:18:44,180 --> 00:18:45,299
Doesn't matter!

297
00:18:46,539 --> 00:18:49,219
Vim-va-va-vim-vim!

298
00:18:51,579 --> 00:18:53,859
Vim!
Good Lord!

299
00:18:53,860 --> 00:18:56,459
The Germans didn't attack
"Plimley-Mooth".

300
00:18:58,899 --> 00:19:00,659
They must have known
we were ready for them.

301
00:19:00,660 --> 00:19:03,219
- But you know what that means.
- You were right.

302
00:19:03,220 --> 00:19:05,459
There's a German mole
at Caraway House.

303
00:19:05,460 --> 00:19:08,099
Perhaps the place is bugged.

304
00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:09,899
Hidden microphones, here?

305
00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:11,259
Impossible.

306
00:19:12,939 --> 00:19:15,579
High command are sending down...

307
00:19:15,580 --> 00:19:17,219
..Moncrieffe.

308
00:19:17,220 --> 00:19:18,619
Moncrieffe!

309
00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:20,259
The spy hunter.

310
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:23,259
No-one leaves this room
until he arrives.

311
00:19:25,139 --> 00:19:28,019
Talk of the spy hunter's
imminent arrival caused tension

312
00:19:28,020 --> 00:19:31,419
among the team.
Someone at Caraway was a traitor.

313
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:34,699
Could it be Valerie, Rufus, Camille?

314
00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:38,699
With every hour that passed,
the situation grew more tense.

315
00:19:44,779 --> 00:19:47,059
I can't believe
the Jerries are onto us.

316
00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:48,899
All that work, all that secrecy,

317
00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:51,139
and one of our inner circle
has betrayed us.

318
00:19:51,140 --> 00:19:52,779
It's so embarrassing.

319
00:19:52,780 --> 00:19:55,979
Churchill would never get caught
with his trousers down like this.

320
00:19:55,980 --> 00:19:58,299
It's freezing!

321
00:19:58,300 --> 00:20:00,259
Thick thighs,
what am I supposed...?

322
00:20:01,779 --> 00:20:03,739
Sorry, we were just
refitting the trousers.

323
00:20:03,740 --> 00:20:05,579
Just stand away from the window!

324
00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:06,979
Mine need refitting too.

325
00:20:06,980 --> 00:20:08,379
Get off!

326
00:20:08,380 --> 00:20:09,499
Just get off!

327
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,659
Chris, that tone is exactly
why everyone said

328
00:20:11,660 --> 00:20:12,939
YOU should play Hitler.

329
00:20:12,940 --> 00:20:14,219
Get out!

330
00:20:15,739 --> 00:20:17,539
Right!

331
00:20:17,540 --> 00:20:20,859
Churchill would never get caught
with his trousers down like this.

332
00:20:20,860 --> 00:20:23,139
Our efforts...
Argh!

333
00:20:26,899 --> 00:20:28,339
Just lending them mine.

334
00:20:31,459 --> 00:20:33,699
- Will I take mine off too?
- No!

335
00:20:35,739 --> 00:20:39,139
Er, yes, our efforts haven't been
wasted, Rufus.

336
00:20:39,140 --> 00:20:41,139
They knew we were ready for them
at Plymouth,

337
00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:43,339
but they may not know
we've broken the code.

338
00:20:43,340 --> 00:20:47,859
You're right,
and look, here comes Moncrieffe.

339
00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:10,139
- I'll do one more.
- Thank God you're here!

340
00:21:10,140 --> 00:21:13,379
Lionel Moncrieffe, spy catcher.

341
00:21:26,779 --> 00:21:31,019
I shall begin my interrogations
immediately.

342
00:21:31,020 --> 00:21:33,739
Excellent, I must be getting back
to headquarters.

343
00:21:33,740 --> 00:21:38,459
Nobody leaves
until the spy is caught.

344
00:21:38,460 --> 00:21:40,619
You first, Lieutenant.

345
00:21:40,620 --> 00:21:43,499
Lieutenant Rufus James Heal.

346
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:45,059
I've looked through your file.

347
00:21:49,659 --> 00:21:51,179
Impressive.

348
00:21:51,180 --> 00:21:55,859
Now, this is a polygraph, the latest
technology from the Americans.

349
00:21:55,860 --> 00:21:58,619
It detects the most minute
electrical signals,

350
00:21:58,620 --> 00:22:00,859
so I'll know if you're lying.

351
00:22:04,979 --> 00:22:07,219
Let's begin.

352
00:22:07,220 --> 00:22:08,779
Where are you from, Lieutenant?

353
00:22:08,780 --> 00:22:10,259
Harrow.

354
00:22:10,260 --> 00:22:12,179
Correct.

355
00:22:12,180 --> 00:22:14,059
And your family - were they British?

356
00:22:14,060 --> 00:22:15,939
Yes.

357
00:22:15,940 --> 00:22:18,339
Lies!

358
00:22:18,340 --> 00:22:20,059
- It can't be.
- I'm not...

359
00:22:20,060 --> 00:22:22,859
Are either of your parents Germans?

360
00:22:22,860 --> 00:22:24,459
Oh.

361
00:22:28,139 --> 00:22:31,139
Are either of your parents Germans?

362
00:22:35,259 --> 00:22:36,659
Are either...?

363
00:22:36,660 --> 00:22:38,899
Are either of your parents Germans?

364
00:22:40,139 --> 00:22:42,099
Yes. Yes, all right,
my mother was German born,

365
00:22:42,100 --> 00:22:43,899
but she moved here
when she was a child.

366
00:22:43,900 --> 00:22:46,219
- She's as British as you or I.
- Oh, Rufus.

367
00:22:46,220 --> 00:22:47,459
You falsified your papers.

368
00:22:47,460 --> 00:22:49,739
Of course, they wouldn't have
let me fight otherwise!

369
00:22:49,740 --> 00:22:51,099
Don't raise your voice to me.

370
00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:52,939
I'm not the spy.
Does that pass your damn test?

371
00:22:52,940 --> 00:22:54,939
To hell with the test.

372
00:22:56,579 --> 00:22:58,419
I don't trust you.

373
00:22:58,420 --> 00:23:01,259
I'm handcuffing myself to you

374
00:23:01,260 --> 00:23:06,099
until I'm convinced that
you have nothing left to hide.

375
00:23:10,579 --> 00:23:16,099
This man is clearly the mole,
and I have him trapped.

376
00:23:16,100 --> 00:23:17,339
Oh!

377
00:23:19,939 --> 00:23:24,619
Well, now, Moncrieffe, now that's
all solved, I'll get back to HQ.

378
00:23:24,620 --> 00:23:25,659
Beep!

379
00:23:25,660 --> 00:23:27,219
Telegram.

380
00:23:27,220 --> 00:23:29,619
Vim-va-va-vim-vim!

381
00:23:29,620 --> 00:23:31,059
Wait.

382
00:23:31,060 --> 00:23:32,779
"HQ is infiltrated.

383
00:23:32,780 --> 00:23:34,339
"Camille is the spy."

384
00:23:37,299 --> 00:23:38,499
No, she isn't.

385
00:23:40,259 --> 00:23:42,979
Are there any other telegrams
from HQ?

386
00:23:42,980 --> 00:23:46,139
Er, vim-va-va-vim-vim?

387
00:23:46,140 --> 00:23:47,819
"Val is the spy"?

388
00:23:47,820 --> 00:23:51,019
No, not Val.

389
00:23:51,020 --> 00:23:52,619
_

390
00:23:54,859 --> 00:23:58,299
How could it be you?
You're a machine!

391
00:23:58,300 --> 00:23:59,939
Is it you?

392
00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:01,059
No!

393
00:24:01,060 --> 00:24:02,259
Is it Rufus?

394
00:24:02,260 --> 00:24:04,259
I AM Rufus!

395
00:24:04,260 --> 00:24:06,219
- I thought you were Hitler.
- No!

396
00:24:06,220 --> 00:24:07,899
So who is it, then?

397
00:24:07,900 --> 00:24:09,299
- Wycombe.
- Who's Wycombe?

398
00:24:09,300 --> 00:24:10,499
She's Wycombe!

399
00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:11,939
I thought your dad was Wycombe.

400
00:24:11,940 --> 00:24:13,619
No, because he's not here, is he?

401
00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:15,179
Oh, hi, Chris...

402
00:24:15,180 --> 00:24:17,219
It's too bloody late now, Dad!

403
00:24:17,220 --> 00:24:18,659
Get out!

404
00:24:21,459 --> 00:24:23,179
It's an air raid!

405
00:24:23,180 --> 00:24:25,139
It's an air raid!

406
00:24:26,179 --> 00:24:27,899
I can see a German plane
right overhead.

407
00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:28,979
Where's Wycombe?

408
00:24:28,980 --> 00:24:30,299
He's run away!

409
00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:32,379
Look, the door is wide open!

410
00:24:33,659 --> 00:24:35,299
Oh!

411
00:24:37,419 --> 00:24:39,179
Unbelievable.

412
00:24:39,180 --> 00:24:41,619
That plane's not a bomber,
it's a fighter.

413
00:24:41,620 --> 00:24:43,459
Looks like an escort.

414
00:24:43,460 --> 00:24:44,619
Oh!

415
00:24:48,859 --> 00:24:50,779
It's Wycombe in that plane.

416
00:24:58,859 --> 00:25:00,259
We mustn't let him get away.

417
00:25:00,260 --> 00:25:01,499
But who'll catch him?

418
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:02,979
Dorothy will.

419
00:25:02,980 --> 00:25:05,099
I can't fly Dorothy,
not without my leg.

420
00:25:07,579 --> 00:25:09,059
I believe you can.

421
00:25:09,060 --> 00:25:10,619
Petits Filous.

422
00:25:12,459 --> 00:25:14,099
All right.

423
00:25:14,100 --> 00:25:15,619
I'll see you on the other side.

424
00:25:19,779 --> 00:25:21,339
Good luck, Rufus.

425
00:25:30,579 --> 00:25:33,419
I'm most pleased to be returning
to the Fatherland, Herr Wycombe.

426
00:25:33,420 --> 00:25:35,699
There is a warm welcome
waiting for you in Berlin.

427
00:25:38,299 --> 00:25:41,099
As long as I get my money,
I'll be happy.

428
00:25:41,100 --> 00:25:43,779
Good Lord! What the devil is that?

429
00:25:43,780 --> 00:25:45,979
Wait, wait, I'm not ready.
I'm not clipped in.

430
00:25:48,459 --> 00:25:50,459
- It's the Brit!
- Open fire.

431
00:25:50,460 --> 00:25:52,939
Help! Help me!

432
00:25:52,940 --> 00:25:54,859
Damn it, we'll lose him
in the clouds!

433
00:25:59,179 --> 00:26:00,379
He's totally fearless.

434
00:26:02,419 --> 00:26:05,139
I have never seen such skill!

435
00:26:05,140 --> 00:26:07,099
Oh, God!

436
00:26:08,699 --> 00:26:10,739
I think we've lost him.

437
00:26:13,499 --> 00:26:16,419
Mayday! Mayday! We're going down!

438
00:26:17,619 --> 00:26:19,299
I'm going to be sick!

439
00:26:23,779 --> 00:26:26,619
I...I did it! I'm coming home!

440
00:26:31,020 --> 00:26:33,083
_

441
00:26:34,019 --> 00:26:35,474
Vim-va-va-vim-vim!

442
00:26:35,528 --> 00:26:37,457
_

443
00:26:38,579 --> 00:26:39,779
"It's dark..."

444
00:26:39,780 --> 00:26:41,419
The war is over.

445
00:26:42,899 --> 00:26:46,339
I'm sure you and Rufus
will be very happy together.

446
00:26:46,340 --> 00:26:50,979
Oh, Valerie, the Lieutenant
only has eyes for you.

447
00:26:50,980 --> 00:26:53,219
It is, as the Spanish say...

448
00:26:55,459 --> 00:26:57,059
Ah!

449
00:26:57,060 --> 00:26:59,459
La la la la la la bamba.

450
00:27:02,579 --> 00:27:07,259
Well, Camille, look,
there's a visitor here to see us.

451
00:27:07,260 --> 00:27:08,979
Mr Churchill!

452
00:27:08,980 --> 00:27:10,099
Mm!

453
00:27:11,539 --> 00:27:14,779
I wanted to come and express my
gratitude personally

454
00:27:14,780 --> 00:27:17,339
by giving you this.

455
00:27:17,340 --> 00:27:18,779
Mm! Ah!

456
00:27:20,259 --> 00:27:22,699
You've done something
truly remarkable, Heal.

457
00:27:22,700 --> 00:27:26,459
No-one will ever forget
the 19th of February 1961.

458
00:27:28,179 --> 00:27:30,579
The day Hitler was shot down
in a plane over Devon.

459
00:27:32,059 --> 00:27:35,099
Congratulations, Lieutenant,
or should I say,

460
00:27:35,100 --> 00:27:36,499
the King?

461
00:27:38,659 --> 00:27:40,139
Oh, Rufus!

462
00:27:40,140 --> 00:27:41,259
Thank you, Prime Minister.

463
00:27:41,260 --> 00:27:43,179
Thank YOU, Your Majesty.

464
00:27:43,180 --> 00:27:45,419
You really are a damn fine pilot.

465
00:27:45,881 --> 00:27:48,264
_

466
00:27:48,389 --> 00:27:50,939
Valerie, would you accompany me
to dinner tonight?

467
00:27:50,940 --> 00:27:52,339
I'd be delighted.

468
00:27:55,179 --> 00:27:57,819
Perhaps you'd all care to dine
with me tonight at Number Six.

469
00:27:59,499 --> 00:28:01,059
It would be an honour.

470
00:28:01,060 --> 00:28:03,299
Thank you, Prime Minister.

471
00:28:03,300 --> 00:28:04,379
Bon.

472
00:28:08,499 --> 00:28:09,819
Vim!

473
00:28:15,619 --> 00:28:18,739
You've all certainly made
Winston Churchill very proud.

474
00:28:20,539 --> 00:28:25,619
Except I'm not the real
Winston Churchill.

475
00:28:32,659 --> 00:28:34,099
I am...

476
00:28:38,179 --> 00:28:40,899
I'm not the real Winston Churchill,
I'm...

477
00:28:40,900 --> 00:28:42,299
I'm...

478
00:28:42,300 --> 00:28:43,939
Nein, I'm not the real Winston...

479
00:28:43,940 --> 00:28:45,739
I'm not the real...

480
00:28:45,740 --> 00:28:47,979
I'm not the real Winston Churchill.

481
00:28:54,099 --> 00:28:55,579
I'm Winston Churchill.

482
00:28:57,638 --> 00:29:00,872
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