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Thanks for letting me
put Halley in your room.

2
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Yeah, no problem.

3
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Oh, and, Penny, she kinda
threw up on your stuffed bear.

4
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Oh, that's okay.

5
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Hey. Tha-That's an
Ewok and it's mine.

6
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Yeah, which is why
it's okay.

7
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See, he gets Ewoks
in his bed.

8
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You've got Chewbacca;
that's enough.

9
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I used to have

10
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the stuffed raccoon
from Guardians of the Galaxy,

11
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but Cinnamon licked it raw.

12
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There's a time and place
for your randy dog stories,

13
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and... it's never and nowhere.

14
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Yeah, no more stories about sex,

15
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so, Amy, that brings us to you.

16
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Well, at work
we've been doing

17
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some interesting research
with neuroprosthetics.

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Neat.

19
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I've been rewatching The O.C.,

20
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so we're all leading
productive lives.

21
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We've been working
on a computer interface

22
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that can use brain wave patterns
to control robotic limbs,

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but we're having a little
trouble localizing

24
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the signal from the EEG cap.

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Oh, well, have you thought about
adding a phased array of sensors

26
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for better localization?

27
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Actually, that never
occurred to me.

28
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It never occurred to me

29
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I would miss
the Ewok conversation.

30
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Good, 'cause I just bought
another one on Amazon.

31
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You know, I could use
an engineer on this project.

32
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Well, now, this
works out great.

33
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Howard's an engineer.

34
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I'm sure he knows
someone qualified.

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She was talking about me,
Sheldon.

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I'm perfectly qualified.

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Yeah, Howie's the world's
best engineer.

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It says so right
on his coffee mug.

39
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Aw, you got him a mug?

40
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I did.

41
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But it's not a competition.

42
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Yeah, I lost that
battle years ago.

43
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So, Howard, are you interested?

44
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Are you kidding?

45
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If I could control robot arms
with my brain,

46
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I'd be able to do
so many things.

47
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Really? Because you've been
controlling human arms

48
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with your brain for years
and not much has come of it.

49
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? Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ?

50
00:02:00,590 --> 00:02:03,925
? Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ?

51
00:02:03,927 --> 00:02:05,559
? The Earth began to cool ?

52
00:02:05,561 --> 00:02:08,095
? The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ?

53
00:02:08,097 --> 00:02:10,765
? We built the Wall ?
? We built the pyramids ?

54
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? Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ?

55
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? That all started
with a big bang ?

56
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? Bang! ?

57
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? The Big Bang Theory 11x05 ?
The Collaboration Contamination

58
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

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Hey, what you reading?

60
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A parenting book.

61
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Oh, my God.
Are-are we...?

62
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Wha... No!

63
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You think this is how
I would tell you?

64
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Well...

65
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You're sitting there
with a book.

66
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It felt like
anything was possible.

67
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Bernadette left it here.

68
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Yeah?

69
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Anything interesting?

70
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Well, I just saw a picture
of a baby's head crowning,

71
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so I hope you enjoyed sex,
because we're done with that.

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Hello.

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- Hi.
- Hey, Sheldon, what's up?

74
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Well, remember
how disappointed you were

75
00:03:01,022 --> 00:03:03,056
when Amy started
driving me to work?

76
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Sure, uh...

77
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Sometimes people smile
a big smile of disappointment.

78
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Yeah, well, good news,

79
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Amy had to go in early
to show Howard around her lab,

80
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so you get to drive me.

81
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Aw, his smile of disappointment

82
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has turned into a frown of joy.

83
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It's fine,
I've been driving him for years.

84
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What's one more day?

85
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Oh, and I've got a new car game
we can play.

86
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It's called "what siren am I?"

87
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Kill me.

88
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Amy, your lab is amazing.

89
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A C-arm fluoroscope,

90
00:03:35,957 --> 00:03:38,658
a cranial ultrasound...

91
00:03:39,628 --> 00:03:42,328
And look at that
coffee maker.

92
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I know.

93
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On our expense report,

94
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I listed it as "Eduardo,"
my Colombian lab assistant.

95
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So this is it?
Yes.

96
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We are using it to map
brain wave patterns

97
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and then converting them
into electrical impulses

98
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that can be used
to control anything

99
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from wheelchairs to robots.

100
00:04:00,415 --> 00:04:01,848
Based on that ring
on your finger,

101
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I'd say you're pretty
good at controlling robots.

102
00:04:04,186 --> 00:04:07,253
Careful, that's my fiancé
you're talking about,

103
00:04:07,255 --> 00:04:09,923
and I can program
him to hurt you.

104
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I don't know.
Uh... French police?

105
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Oh. So close.

106
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Belgian ambulance.

107
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All right,
you ready for your next one?

108
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Just a warning,
this one's a little annoying.

109
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Let's take a little...
little break,

110
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I'm getting a headache.

111
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Aw, right in the middle
of our fun game.

112
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Yeah, weird.

113
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So...

114
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Howard and Amy
working together--

115
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that's interesting, huh?

116
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Eh. It's all right,
I suppose.

117
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Uh, when-- usually when Amy
complains about her coworkers,

118
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I just tune her out,

119
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but now I'll be able
to join in and pound away.

120
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You're not jealous
of Howard, are you?

121
00:05:01,543 --> 00:05:03,309
Of course not.

122
00:05:03,311 --> 00:05:05,278
The only engineer
I'm jealous of

123
00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:07,313
is the one who blows
the train whistle.

124
00:05:07,315 --> 00:05:09,148
Ooh, that just gave me
an idea for a new game,

125
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"what whistle am I?"
Train.

126
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For your information,
it was going to be tea kettle,

127
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but the tea kettle
was on a train,

128
00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:21,728
so I'll give it to you.

129
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If we add phase detection
to your EEG sensors,

130
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I'll have to rewrite
most of the code.

131
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Can you do that?
Well, these hands

132
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were made to do three things:

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close-up magic, writing code,

134
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and the dirty shadow puppet show

135
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that got me kicked
out of Hebrew school.

136
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Hello.

137
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Hi. What a nice surprise.

138
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Well, I just came by to see how
you two were getting along.

139
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Well, everything's
going really great.

140
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Oh, that's nice to hear.

141
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I was hoping you two
would enjoy working together.

142
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What's with the blinking?

143
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It's Morse code.

144
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So we can talk about...

145
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...without hurting...
's feelings.

146
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Sheldon, I don't know
Morse code.

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I do. And if you have
something to say,

148
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you can say it to my face.

149
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Oh. All right.

150
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I'm a little rusty.
Could you say that again?

151
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She's going to be home at
"eight-ish." Like, when is that?

152
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8:01? 8:02?

153
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And what kind of scientist
uses "-ish"?

154
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I'll give it a go.

155
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My ride home with you
was hellish.

156
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Sheldon, honey, if you want
to join us for dinner,

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you're more than welcome.

158
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No, thank you.
I don't think

159
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I'd be very good company
tonight.

160
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Well, then out you go.

161
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Okay, what is going on?

162
00:07:02,731 --> 00:07:04,263
Well, ever since Amy started
working with Howard,

163
00:07:04,265 --> 00:07:05,498
she hasn't been home.

164
00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:08,267
Didn't that
just start this morning?

165
00:07:08,269 --> 00:07:10,436
And has she been home?

166
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You know,
that would frustrate me.

167
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Does it frustrate you?

168
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I-It does.

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I get that.

170
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You know, it's okay
to feel frustrated

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when things aren't
going your way.

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I suppose.

173
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Ah, maybe it's not
that big a deal.

174
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No, no, no,
your feelings

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are valid.

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Now, why don't
you go wash up,

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and we'll call you
when dinner's ready.

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Okay.

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What did you do--
Are you a witch?

180
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No, I've been reading
Bernadette's parenting book.

181
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It's like the answer key
to the Sheldon test.

182
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That's amazing.
I know.

183
00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:54,547
But, you know,
it's only birth to five.

184
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What do we do when he turns six?

185
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Take him to the zoo
and leave him there.

186
00:08:02,624 --> 00:08:04,590
Hey, Bernadette.

187
00:08:04,592 --> 00:08:05,725
Oh, hey, Raj.

188
00:08:05,727 --> 00:08:07,593
Howard's not here.
Oh, I know,

189
00:08:07,595 --> 00:08:10,163
he's been in the lab every night
this week with his work wife.

190
00:08:10,165 --> 00:08:11,964
That's weird,

191
00:08:11,966 --> 00:08:14,333
I thought his work wife
was standing in my kitchen.

192
00:08:15,603 --> 00:08:16,536
Don't be snippy.

193
00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:18,438
I came to see
how you were doing.

194
00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:20,406
Like, uh, do you need help
with anything?

195
00:08:20,408 --> 00:08:22,308
Oh, thank you.

196
00:08:22,310 --> 00:08:23,876
There are a few things
around the house

197
00:08:23,878 --> 00:08:25,244
that I've been waiting
for Howard to get to.

198
00:08:25,246 --> 00:08:26,279
The smoke alarms...

199
00:08:26,281 --> 00:08:28,414
No, I meant emotionally.

200
00:08:28,917 --> 00:08:30,850
How are you feeling?

201
00:08:30,852 --> 00:08:33,786
Like you're not really here
to help me.

202
00:08:35,056 --> 00:08:37,356
Well, still snippy.

203
00:08:37,358 --> 00:08:39,425
Everything's fine.

204
00:08:39,427 --> 00:08:41,327
Howard's really excited
about his work,

205
00:08:41,329 --> 00:08:43,830
he's been in a great mood...
I'm really proud of him.

206
00:08:43,832 --> 00:08:47,033
And I can fit into the pants
I wore in high school.

207
00:08:47,035 --> 00:08:49,602
Come on, we don't need
to lie to each other.

208
00:08:49,604 --> 00:08:51,671
You're right.

209
00:08:51,673 --> 00:08:53,372
I have a teething baby,
I'm pregnant,

210
00:08:53,374 --> 00:08:54,774
I have a proposal due tomorrow.

211
00:08:54,776 --> 00:08:55,875
I don't have time to hear about

212
00:08:55,877 --> 00:08:57,443
how much you're missing
my husband.

213
00:08:57,445 --> 00:09:01,914
Well, I think I know why
he's been working so late.

214
00:09:04,119 --> 00:09:05,752
Hi.

215
00:09:05,754 --> 00:09:07,053
Welcome home.

216
00:09:07,055 --> 00:09:08,221
How was work?

217
00:09:08,223 --> 00:09:10,490
Great.
Howard had an idea for...

218
00:09:10,492 --> 00:09:12,291
That's enough about work.

219
00:09:13,194 --> 00:09:14,694
Aw, you just got here.

220
00:09:14,696 --> 00:09:16,763
You need to sit down
and let me pamper you.

221
00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:19,732
Oh.
Well, that sounds nice.

222
00:09:19,734 --> 00:09:22,902
I got you a little something
to help you relax.

223
00:09:22,904 --> 00:09:25,972
Sheldon, that is the sweetest,
most...

224
00:09:27,976 --> 00:09:29,876
What... what is this?

225
00:09:29,878 --> 00:09:32,411
The notes from our
quantum cognition project.

226
00:09:32,413 --> 00:09:33,613
I thought we could

227
00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:37,483
spend the evening
grinding away on it.

228
00:09:37,485 --> 00:09:40,620
I just got
home, I'm tired.

229
00:09:40,622 --> 00:09:42,622
Of Howard, I know.

230
00:09:42,624 --> 00:09:43,956
So how about you and me

231
00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:47,193
make some beautiful
science together?

232
00:09:48,930 --> 00:09:52,932
Sheldon, I want to work on this
with you, just not tonight.

233
00:09:52,934 --> 00:09:55,635
What if we get up early and do
it in the morning? I promise,

234
00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:58,738
I'll be way more into it.

235
00:09:58,740 --> 00:10:00,039
You know what?

236
00:10:00,041 --> 00:10:01,741
There was a time that
you would've been happy

237
00:10:01,743 --> 00:10:04,076
to stay up and collaborate
all night with me.

238
00:10:04,078 --> 00:10:07,647
And then wake up in the morning
and do it some more.

239
00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:10,249
Fine, but can
we make it quick?

240
00:10:10,251 --> 00:10:11,717
No.

241
00:10:11,719 --> 00:10:13,886
If you're just gonna make me
do all the work, then go to bed.

242
00:10:13,888 --> 00:10:15,755
But don't be surprised
if you walk out here

243
00:10:15,757 --> 00:10:17,390
and catch me doing it myself.

244
00:10:28,426 --> 00:10:31,617
Ahh, Sheldon's texting me
to drive him to Bernadette's.

245
00:10:31,618 --> 00:10:32,817
Well, what are you gonna say?

246
00:10:32,819 --> 00:10:34,852
Well, they did just introduce
the middle finger emoji.

247
00:10:34,854 --> 00:10:37,288
If it's not for this,
I don't know what it's for.

248
00:10:37,290 --> 00:10:39,390
No, no, no.
He'll just think that means

249
00:10:39,392 --> 00:10:41,025
"Be there in a minute."

250
00:10:41,027 --> 00:10:42,360
Uh...

251
00:10:42,362 --> 00:10:44,729
Maybe there's something
in the book that will help.

252
00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:46,130
Worth a shot.

253
00:10:46,132 --> 00:10:48,466
Okay. Let's see, let's see.

254
00:10:48,468 --> 00:10:50,768
"Biting other children"?

255
00:10:50,770 --> 00:10:54,172
Well, sometimes, but...
problem for another day.

256
00:10:54,703 --> 00:10:56,035
Okay, wait, wait.
Here we go.

257
00:10:56,037 --> 00:10:57,770
"Let him have ownership
of his choices.

258
00:10:57,772 --> 00:11:01,040
Allow him to choose from options
that are acceptable to you."

259
00:11:01,042 --> 00:11:03,243
All right, I'll give it a try.

260
00:11:03,245 --> 00:11:07,847
"I can drive you in two hours
or you can take an Uber""

261
00:11:07,849 --> 00:11:10,216
Good. See, now he feels
like he has a choice.

262
00:11:10,218 --> 00:11:11,985
Huh.

263
00:11:11,987 --> 00:11:15,088
He's gonna take an Uber.

264
00:11:15,090 --> 00:11:18,358
Wow, it worked.

265
00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:22,262
Unless he bites
the driver, yeah.

266
00:11:23,431 --> 00:11:25,798
And now they're working
on a Saturday?

267
00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:27,100
Can you believe them?

268
00:11:27,102 --> 00:11:29,102
Like, is this how you
envisioned your weekend?

269
00:11:29,104 --> 00:11:32,205
No, it is not.

270
00:11:32,207 --> 00:11:34,274
This whole thing is maddening.

271
00:11:34,276 --> 00:11:35,942
I'm really busy.

272
00:11:35,944 --> 00:11:38,278
I don't have time to
listen to you complain.

273
00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:40,547
Hey. You're complaining, too.

274
00:11:40,549 --> 00:11:42,015
"Sheldon, why are you here?"

275
00:11:42,017 --> 00:11:46,252
"Sheldon, the applesauce
is for the baby."

276
00:11:46,254 --> 00:11:47,654
What do you want?

277
00:11:47,656 --> 00:11:51,324
I just wish I could make Howard
feel as angry as I'm feeling.

278
00:11:52,727 --> 00:11:55,662
Well, maybe you could do
something he likes

279
00:11:55,664 --> 00:11:57,196
and make him jealous.

280
00:11:57,198 --> 00:11:58,831
Like what?

281
00:11:58,833 --> 00:12:00,633
Have you ever read Tom Sawyer?

282
00:12:00,635 --> 00:12:01,734
No.

283
00:12:01,736 --> 00:12:04,037
Chores. He likes chores.

284
00:12:05,407 --> 00:12:07,707
Ooh. What kind of chores?

285
00:12:07,709 --> 00:12:08,975
Well,

286
00:12:08,977 --> 00:12:12,011
you could change the batteries
in the smoke detectors.

287
00:12:12,013 --> 00:12:14,714
That would drive him crazy.

288
00:12:14,716 --> 00:12:16,549
That's great.

289
00:12:16,551 --> 00:12:19,352
Oh, he'll be so mad smoke
will be coming out of his ears.

290
00:12:19,354 --> 00:12:22,622
And then the smoke detectors
will detect it.

291
00:12:23,358 --> 00:12:24,457
Wait, wait, now, hold on.

292
00:12:24,459 --> 00:12:26,392
Why'd you ask me
about Tom Sawyer?

293
00:12:26,394 --> 00:12:28,895
I'm just interested in you.

294
00:12:28,897 --> 00:12:33,132
Well, you are sweeter
than your applesauce.

295
00:12:35,904 --> 00:12:37,637
Okay, I'm gonna extend
the wait time and have it poll

296
00:12:37,639 --> 00:12:39,305
the A-to-D converter
at the top of the loop

297
00:12:39,307 --> 00:12:40,406
instead of the bottom.

298
00:12:40,408 --> 00:12:41,774
Oh. That's impressive.

299
00:12:41,776 --> 00:12:44,877
You think that's impressive,
take apart that brain model.

300
00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:49,649
Oh my God-- three of clubs.

301
00:12:49,651 --> 00:12:51,250
That was my card!

302
00:12:51,252 --> 00:12:52,819
How did you...?

303
00:12:53,955 --> 00:12:55,622
I used to make it
appear in my pants,

304
00:12:55,624 --> 00:12:58,524
but HR said I had
to stop doing that.

305
00:13:00,528 --> 00:13:02,695
So, how much longer
till we can test it?

306
00:13:02,697 --> 00:13:05,832
Well, it needs to compile,
so it's gonna be a few minutes.

307
00:13:05,834 --> 00:13:08,735
Sounds like we've earned
ourselves a break.

308
00:13:08,737 --> 00:13:10,937
You want to hear
some Neil Sedaka?

309
00:13:10,939 --> 00:13:13,673
You know, that's your
greatest magic trick,

310
00:13:13,675 --> 00:13:15,908
'cause you just read my mind.

311
00:13:17,345 --> 00:13:21,314
? I love, I love,
I love my calendar girl ?

312
00:13:21,316 --> 00:13:25,284
? Yeah, sweet calendar girl ?

313
00:13:25,286 --> 00:13:29,122
? I love, I love,
I love my calendar girl ?

314
00:13:29,124 --> 00:13:31,457
? Each and every day
of the year ?

315
00:13:31,459 --> 00:13:33,960
? January ?

316
00:13:33,962 --> 00:13:37,630
? You start the year all fine... ?
Well, well, well.

317
00:13:38,700 --> 00:13:40,099
- Hi.
- Hey.

318
00:13:40,101 --> 00:13:43,469
You say you're busy as bees,
yet here you are, dancing.

319
00:13:43,471 --> 00:13:45,772
Although I suppose
bees do dance,

320
00:13:45,774 --> 00:13:48,207
but their dance lets other bees
know where the pollen is,

321
00:13:48,209 --> 00:13:49,509
and yours does not.

322
00:13:49,511 --> 00:13:53,980
So my logic, despite
that slight detour, does track.

323
00:13:54,883 --> 00:13:57,417
We're just waiting
for my code to compile.

324
00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:58,985
What are you doing here?
I stopped by

325
00:13:58,987 --> 00:14:01,220
to see if you wanted
to go to the movies with me.

326
00:14:01,222 --> 00:14:02,822
Well, I-I'd love to,

327
00:14:02,824 --> 00:14:05,358
but we're just about
to test the interface.

328
00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:06,426
It could take a while.

329
00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:08,695
Okay, buddy, it--
it's not my place,

330
00:14:08,697 --> 00:14:11,898
but Bernadette's been
feeling a little abandoned

331
00:14:11,900 --> 00:14:13,866
with all the hours that
you've been putting in.

332
00:14:13,868 --> 00:14:16,169
You just asked him
to go to the movies.

333
00:14:16,171 --> 00:14:17,770
Yeah, but our weird
relationship was grandfathered

334
00:14:17,772 --> 00:14:21,107
into their marriage,
and yours was not.

335
00:14:23,178 --> 00:14:26,979
Okay, I put new batteries
in the smoke detectors.

336
00:14:26,981 --> 00:14:28,514
Did you do the laundry?

337
00:14:28,516 --> 00:14:29,982
I sure did. Ooh.

338
00:14:29,984 --> 00:14:32,485
He's gonna be steamed.

339
00:14:32,487 --> 00:14:34,754
Just like his dress shirts.

340
00:14:35,690 --> 00:14:37,590
At least he can still
clean the oven,

341
00:14:37,592 --> 00:14:38,825
so that's something.

342
00:14:38,827 --> 00:14:40,626
Oh, that's what he thinks.
Where's your steel wool?

343
00:14:40,628 --> 00:14:42,729
Right here.

344
00:14:42,731 --> 00:14:45,031
We make quite the team.

345
00:14:45,033 --> 00:14:47,200
Sure do.

346
00:14:48,069 --> 00:14:49,969
Guys, you won't believe this.

347
00:14:49,971 --> 00:14:52,939
I stopped by the university
to check in on Howard and Amy,

348
00:14:52,941 --> 00:14:54,373
and they were having fun.

349
00:14:54,375 --> 00:14:56,142
Well, don't worry.
He won't be having any fun

350
00:14:56,144 --> 00:14:57,310
when he gets home.

351
00:14:57,312 --> 00:14:59,112
I did all his favorite chores.

352
00:15:00,181 --> 00:15:01,514
What are you talking about?

353
00:15:01,516 --> 00:15:03,483
Howard hates doing chores.

354
00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:05,651
Wait, then why would Bernadette
tell me that...

355
00:15:05,653 --> 00:15:07,854
Bernadette.

356
00:15:09,758 --> 00:15:11,791
Did you play on my well
established gullibility

357
00:15:11,793 --> 00:15:13,226
to clean your house?

358
00:15:13,228 --> 00:15:15,862
Sure did.

359
00:15:15,864 --> 00:15:18,564
Well, I would storm out of here,

360
00:15:18,566 --> 00:15:20,733
but I already have
the gloves and the steel wool,

361
00:15:20,735 --> 00:15:24,070
and I really do love
cleaning an oven. Move.

362
00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:27,140
She made me do all her chores,

363
00:15:27,142 --> 00:15:29,008
and it wasn't even her
idea-- she stole it

364
00:15:29,010 --> 00:15:31,577
from Tom Sawyer.

365
00:15:31,579 --> 00:15:33,212
You know what? This is crazy.

366
00:15:33,214 --> 00:15:35,882
Howard and Amy are working
together-- get over it.

367
00:15:35,884 --> 00:15:36,916
Leonard, what are you doing?

368
00:15:36,918 --> 00:15:38,084
"Knowing when to say when."

369
00:15:38,086 --> 00:15:39,418
This is not a big deal.

370
00:15:39,420 --> 00:15:40,853
It is a big deal.

371
00:15:40,855 --> 00:15:43,823
Howard's getting Amy used to
laughing and listening to music.

372
00:15:43,825 --> 00:15:46,592
What if she expects
that madness at home?

373
00:15:46,594 --> 00:15:48,327
Yeah, that is a good point.
I'm really proud of the way

374
00:15:48,329 --> 00:15:49,796
you're able to express
your feelings.

375
00:15:49,798 --> 00:15:50,930
Thank you.

376
00:15:50,932 --> 00:15:52,131
I'm just so angry.

377
00:15:52,133 --> 00:15:53,199
You know,

378
00:15:53,201 --> 00:15:54,534
everyone gets angry.

379
00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:58,237
Even mommies and daddies.

380
00:15:59,641 --> 00:16:01,174
You can't think
this is the right time

381
00:16:01,176 --> 00:16:02,875
to "validate his behavior."

382
00:16:02,877 --> 00:16:05,278
Okay, what about
"presenting a united front"?

383
00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:07,246
What about you coddling him
and he's never gonna learn?

384
00:16:07,248 --> 00:16:08,548
Look.

385
00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:12,151
You sound frustrated,
and I'm really proud of the way

386
00:16:12,153 --> 00:16:15,221
you're able to state
your opinion.

387
00:16:15,223 --> 00:16:16,956
Thank you.

388
00:16:16,958 --> 00:16:18,624
Wait, no, no.

389
00:16:19,627 --> 00:16:21,394
Don't use that book on me.

390
00:16:21,396 --> 00:16:22,495
W-Wait,

391
00:16:22,497 --> 00:16:23,496
what book?

392
00:16:23,498 --> 00:16:24,664
Penny's been using

393
00:16:24,666 --> 00:16:26,666
one of Bernadette's
parenting books on you.

394
00:16:26,668 --> 00:16:28,367
What? So has he.

395
00:16:28,369 --> 00:16:31,537
Wh-What makes you think
you can treat me like a child?

396
00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:38,611
Your shampoo comes
in a Big Bird bottle.

397
00:16:38,613 --> 00:16:41,147
That's because the adult shampoo
burns my man eyes.

398
00:16:45,186 --> 00:16:47,320
Hey, what are you working on?

399
00:16:47,322 --> 00:16:49,655
Oh, my God, you're still here?

400
00:16:51,860 --> 00:16:52,925
Well, of course I'm here.

401
00:16:52,927 --> 00:16:55,127
I know what
you're going through.

402
00:16:55,129 --> 00:16:58,965
Really? You have a needy
Indian man in your house?

403
00:16:59,968 --> 00:17:02,235
I did,
but then he came over here.

404
00:17:04,105 --> 00:17:06,138
So is this how it's gonna be
if we have kids?

405
00:17:06,140 --> 00:17:07,773
You're just gonna
throw me under the bus?

406
00:17:07,775 --> 00:17:10,042
If you spoil them the way you do
Sheldon, then, yeah.

407
00:17:10,044 --> 00:17:11,344
Uh, my way was working.

408
00:17:11,346 --> 00:17:12,578
Okay? I think you're just upset

409
00:17:12,580 --> 00:17:14,914
because there are some things
I am better than you at.

410
00:17:14,916 --> 00:17:16,616
Well, you can't end a sentence
with a preposition,

411
00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:18,084
so clearly, not grammar.

412
00:17:19,354 --> 00:17:21,621
If you're so smart,
was that a smart thing to say?

413
00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:22,755
That depends. Before I said it,

414
00:17:22,757 --> 00:17:24,223
was sex tonight
still on the table?

415
00:17:24,225 --> 00:17:25,925
No.
Then it's fine.

416
00:17:28,096 --> 00:17:30,563
You know, once we get this
operational,

417
00:17:30,565 --> 00:17:33,165
we could probably figure out
how to make it wireless.

418
00:17:33,167 --> 00:17:35,167
That'd be amazing.

419
00:17:36,371 --> 00:17:38,671
Oh, that's Sheldon.

420
00:17:38,673 --> 00:17:40,773
Oh, he's upset with
Leonard and Penny.

421
00:17:42,310 --> 00:17:43,676
And Bernadette.

422
00:17:45,146 --> 00:17:46,512
And Mark Twain.

423
00:17:49,684 --> 00:17:51,517
Yeah, Bernadette
texted earlier.

424
00:17:51,519 --> 00:17:53,819
Raj is really getting
on her nerves.

425
00:17:53,821 --> 00:17:55,855
Well, I guess we have
been working late a lot.

426
00:17:56,958 --> 00:17:58,791
Should we call it a
night and go home?

427
00:17:58,793 --> 00:18:01,894
Or we could brew a pot
of coffee and power through.

428
00:18:01,896 --> 00:18:04,563
I don't know,
it's getting kind of late.

429
00:18:04,565 --> 00:18:06,732
Hey, where's my watch?

430
00:18:06,734 --> 00:18:07,867
Why don't you ask

431
00:18:07,869 --> 00:18:09,502
your skeleton?

432
00:18:13,841 --> 00:18:15,675
Oh, my God.

433
00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:18,044
How is that even possible?!

434
00:18:26,483 --> 00:18:28,992
This is great,
the two of us hanging out.

435
00:18:28,994 --> 00:18:30,327
Why didn't we think
of this earlier?

436
00:18:30,329 --> 00:18:31,428
Agreed.

437
00:18:31,430 --> 00:18:33,230
I don't need Amy
to watch a movie.

438
00:18:33,232 --> 00:18:36,032
I can not hold your
hand just as easily.

439
00:18:40,772 --> 00:18:45,475
In the book this is based
on, that man's the killer.

440
00:18:49,188 --> 00:18:56,088
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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