1 00:00:02,477 --> 00:00:04,334 Barry your favorite director is Michael Bay. 2 00:00:04,359 --> 00:00:06,092 Right. Yeah. A real inspiration. 3 00:00:06,127 --> 00:00:07,932 - You like all of his movies? - Yeah. 4 00:00:07,957 --> 00:00:09,873 I love all those movies. 5 00:00:09,898 --> 00:00:11,522 Hey, what's with LaFrey's getup? 6 00:00:11,547 --> 00:00:13,100 It's a water delivery day. 7 00:00:13,125 --> 00:00:14,536 She has a crush on the water delivery guy. 8 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:15,155 Shh. 9 00:00:15,180 --> 00:00:17,058 All right everyone, stop whispering about me, 10 00:00:17,084 --> 00:00:17,748 and listen up. 11 00:00:17,773 --> 00:00:18,983 The water deliver guy has clearance? 12 00:00:19,008 --> 00:00:20,046 Oh, God, no. 13 00:00:20,071 --> 00:00:20,757 Sinkholes. 14 00:00:20,782 --> 00:00:22,124 Hey, guys? Something's really wrong. 15 00:00:22,149 --> 00:00:23,928 It's an emergency, I messed up bad. 16 00:00:24,241 --> 00:00:26,074 What is it? 17 00:00:26,420 --> 00:00:29,208 I ordered way too many donuts. 18 00:00:29,233 --> 00:00:30,584 - What? - Oh! 19 00:00:30,609 --> 00:00:32,951 Get in there. 20 00:00:32,982 --> 00:00:35,560 - You're the best. Oh, man. - Oh, my God. There's so many. 21 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:36,856 - Look at this. - Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob. 22 00:00:36,881 --> 00:00:37,919 - Thank you, Bob. - No problem.- 23 00:00:37,959 --> 00:00:39,698 - These gluten free? - Those are gluten free. 24 00:00:39,723 --> 00:00:40,683 Those are double gluten. 25 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:42,274 Like, so much gluten in there. 26 00:00:42,323 --> 00:00:43,824 - Oh, my man. - I guess like you guys. 27 00:00:43,849 --> 00:00:44,598 Oh, my God. 28 00:00:44,623 --> 00:00:46,074 Anyway, I would love to hang around 29 00:00:46,099 --> 00:00:47,797 and have a little donut party with my favorite people, 30 00:00:47,822 --> 00:00:49,839 but I got to go start an autopsy on that cadaver 31 00:00:49,864 --> 00:00:52,270 from the Dublin office, but reminder: 32 00:00:52,295 --> 00:00:54,010 I'm having a little BBQ tonight if you guys 33 00:00:54,035 --> 00:00:55,652 - want to stop by. - BBQ on a Tuesday? 34 00:00:55,677 --> 00:00:56,629 That's genius. 35 00:00:56,654 --> 00:00:57,940 Yeah, it's gonna be all right. 36 00:00:57,965 --> 00:01:00,121 I'm doing a couple beer can chickens. It's gonna be fun. 37 00:01:00,146 --> 00:01:02,569 I'll bet there'll be some, just, regular old beer cans, huh? 38 00:01:02,594 --> 00:01:04,408 - We'll drink some brewskis? - Yeah. 39 00:01:04,433 --> 00:01:06,379 There will be some beer cans filled with frosty brewskis. 40 00:01:06,404 --> 00:01:07,895 Uh, have you been spying on me? 41 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:08,355 Oh! 42 00:01:08,379 --> 00:01:09,136 You been spying on me? 43 00:01:09,161 --> 00:01:09,793 Ah, man. 44 00:01:09,818 --> 00:01:12,059 I wish that I could go. I promised my boyfriend 45 00:01:12,084 --> 00:01:14,316 that I would videotape his new free throw technique. 46 00:01:14,341 --> 00:01:16,374 It's-it's granny style. 47 00:01:16,399 --> 00:01:18,229 Oh, that's so smart. I mean, it looks a little silly, 48 00:01:18,254 --> 00:01:19,505 but it's so much more effective. 49 00:01:19,530 --> 00:01:20,636 That's what he said. 50 00:01:20,661 --> 00:01:22,300 Well, I'll let him know you said that. Thanks. 51 00:01:22,325 --> 00:01:23,199 You bet. 52 00:01:23,418 --> 00:01:24,760 Bob. Bob, Bob, Bob. 53 00:01:24,785 --> 00:01:26,582 I-I just wanted to say, 54 00:01:27,175 --> 00:01:29,926 you're the best person I've ever met. 55 00:01:29,951 --> 00:01:32,510 Well, that's only 'cause you can't meet yourself, champ. 56 00:01:32,623 --> 00:01:33,789 Bob. 57 00:01:33,814 --> 00:01:36,114 Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, 58 00:01:36,139 --> 00:01:38,840 - Bob, Bob, Bob. - Okay. 59 00:01:38,865 --> 00:01:39,895 Sinkholes. 60 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:42,957 # Yeah, it's a wonder man can eat at all # 61 00:01:42,982 --> 00:01:45,506 # When things are big that should be small # 62 00:01:45,531 --> 00:01:50,293 # Who can tell what magic spells we'll be doing for us # 63 00:01:50,318 --> 00:01:52,160 - # And I'm giving all my love # - Mm. 64 00:01:52,185 --> 00:01:53,479 # To this world # 65 00:01:53,504 --> 00:01:55,895 # Only to be told... # 66 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:58,020 Oh, oh, oh. 67 00:01:58,045 --> 00:01:59,903 # No more will we be... # 68 00:02:01,279 --> 00:02:02,910 Mm. 69 00:02:04,859 --> 00:02:07,026 # But never give, and now that things # 70 00:02:07,051 --> 00:02:08,754 # Are changing for the worse # 71 00:02:08,779 --> 00:02:10,410 # See, oh... # 72 00:02:10,435 --> 00:02:13,028 # It's a crazy world we're livin' in # 73 00:02:14,005 --> 00:02:16,153 # And I just can't see that half of us immersed... # 74 00:02:16,395 --> 00:02:18,566 You know, there is a theory that sinkholes are the result 75 00:02:18,591 --> 00:02:20,864 - of a secret society of mole people. - Mole people. 76 00:02:20,889 --> 00:02:22,017 - Jinx. - Jinx. 77 00:02:22,042 --> 00:02:23,942 - -Double jinx. Oh! - Double jinx. You owe me two thumbs. 78 00:02:23,967 --> 00:02:26,637 - Oh! What? - You don't do two thumbs? 79 00:02:26,662 --> 00:02:28,488 - I didn't... No. - Yeah, you owe me two... 80 00:02:30,471 --> 00:02:33,433 # Futures made of virtual insanity now... # 81 00:02:36,029 --> 00:02:38,329 - That's right. You never heard that? - No. 82 00:02:38,354 --> 00:02:40,426 - It's Bob. - Oh, Bob. 83 00:02:40,451 --> 00:02:41,597 He's a hoot. 84 00:02:41,622 --> 00:02:44,039 You can't have any donuts, Bob. 85 00:02:44,064 --> 00:02:46,208 We got them all. 86 00:02:46,233 --> 00:02:47,299 Help! 87 00:02:50,571 --> 00:02:52,104 Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 88 00:02:52,129 --> 00:02:53,966 Oh, God! 89 00:02:54,926 --> 00:02:56,864 Bob, no! 90 00:02:59,830 --> 00:03:00,824 - No. - No! 91 00:03:00,849 --> 00:03:03,016 Don't worry. That glass is bulletproof. 92 00:03:03,041 --> 00:03:04,727 That thing will never get out of that room. 93 00:03:06,388 --> 00:03:08,090 Oh! Whoa! 94 00:03:08,115 --> 00:03:09,857 Oh, my God. 95 00:03:12,846 --> 00:03:15,029 Okay, calm down, everyone. 96 00:03:16,220 --> 00:03:18,699 Careful. 97 00:03:19,356 --> 00:03:21,223 - Lisa! - Ellen! 98 00:03:21,652 --> 00:03:24,581 Wha... Dude, it was Ellen, right? 99 00:03:24,606 --> 00:03:26,651 I-I thought it was Lisa. I'm not, I'm not sure. 100 00:03:26,676 --> 00:03:29,879 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com - 101 00:03:31,918 --> 00:03:33,706 All right. Come on, people. Pull it together. 102 00:03:33,731 --> 00:03:35,416 I'm going to call Director Romslo 103 00:03:35,441 --> 00:03:37,172 - and find out how to proceed. - I'm sorry, 104 00:03:37,197 --> 00:03:39,285 - who is Director Romslo? - My boss. 105 00:03:39,310 --> 00:03:41,103 Everyone has a boss, Max. Even me. 106 00:03:41,129 --> 00:03:42,160 Get me Romslo. 107 00:03:42,490 --> 00:03:44,777 Oh, Captain LaFrey. 108 00:03:44,802 --> 00:03:45,637 What's going on? 109 00:03:45,662 --> 00:03:48,483 Sir, we have a predator of unknown species 110 00:03:48,508 --> 00:03:49,941 loose in the building. 111 00:03:49,982 --> 00:03:51,941 A predator. How did this happen? 112 00:03:51,966 --> 00:03:54,315 It was the Dublin cadaver transfer. 113 00:03:54,340 --> 00:03:56,284 Apparently, it wasn't dead. 114 00:03:56,309 --> 00:03:58,192 The Dublin cadaver? 115 00:03:58,666 --> 00:04:01,034 Initiate B-13. 116 00:04:01,207 --> 00:04:03,815 Sir... B-13? No, no. 117 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:05,073 That-that won't be necessary. 118 00:04:05,142 --> 00:04:06,508 You have no idea what's necessary. 119 00:04:06,576 --> 00:04:08,749 My responsibility is the safety of the public. 120 00:04:08,774 --> 00:04:10,985 B-13 is initiated. 121 00:04:11,010 --> 00:04:13,508 You have 30 minutes to eliminate the threat. 122 00:04:13,533 --> 00:04:15,655 Sir, please. That's not enough time. 123 00:04:17,741 --> 00:04:20,381 Lockdown initiated. 124 00:04:20,406 --> 00:04:22,594 Remain in your office. 125 00:04:22,619 --> 00:04:25,253 Protocol B-13 initiated. 126 00:04:25,278 --> 00:04:27,000 Remain in your office. 127 00:04:27,025 --> 00:04:29,695 Protocol B-13 initiated. 128 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:31,640 - What is B-13? - The Bureau is sealed off. 129 00:04:31,665 --> 00:04:33,738 If we don't find and kill this thing in the next 30 minutes, 130 00:04:33,763 --> 00:04:35,156 everything in here gets incinerated. 131 00:04:35,181 --> 00:04:37,625 - Wait, what? - I don't want to burn to death. 132 00:04:37,650 --> 00:04:39,201 I want to die in my sleep, butt-naked. 133 00:04:39,226 --> 00:04:40,433 All right, listen up. Leroy. 134 00:04:40,458 --> 00:04:42,194 You and Annie start tracking the target. 135 00:04:42,219 --> 00:04:44,258 Barry, you and Max get into that lab, figure out what 136 00:04:44,283 --> 00:04:46,750 this thing is and how to kill it. And, guys, 137 00:04:46,775 --> 00:04:48,775 remember what we do here today, 138 00:04:49,052 --> 00:04:51,000 we do for Bob. 139 00:04:51,144 --> 00:04:53,086 - I will be... - Sorry to interrupt, 140 00:04:53,111 --> 00:04:54,927 but security guy wouldn't let me leave, 141 00:04:54,952 --> 00:04:57,680 and I came down the back elevator. Now I'm lost. 142 00:04:57,705 --> 00:05:00,545 I will be helping Jace, the water delivery man, 143 00:05:00,570 --> 00:05:01,922 because we have nothing to hide from him. 144 00:05:01,947 --> 00:05:03,196 It's a totally normal day. 145 00:05:04,018 --> 00:05:05,851 So, go ahead and go. 146 00:05:05,876 --> 00:05:07,272 - Let's go. - Can't believe she lets 147 00:05:07,298 --> 00:05:08,736 the water guy come down here. 148 00:05:08,761 --> 00:05:11,125 Uh, Jace, please, come on in. 149 00:05:11,157 --> 00:05:13,719 _ 150 00:05:13,818 --> 00:05:16,984 Okay, this sensor detects any non-human DNA. 151 00:05:17,087 --> 00:05:19,867 If the creature comes within 15 feet, it'll start to beep. 152 00:05:19,969 --> 00:05:21,739 What's up with you and Max? 153 00:05:21,922 --> 00:05:24,320 What? What are you even talking about? 154 00:05:24,345 --> 00:05:25,297 I have a boyfriend. 155 00:05:25,322 --> 00:05:27,245 Who, free throw guy? 156 00:05:27,270 --> 00:05:28,915 My sense is that's been over for a while, 157 00:05:28,940 --> 00:05:30,063 and neither one of you wants to say it. 158 00:05:30,625 --> 00:05:33,640 Okay, you are wrong, and that is so none of your business. 159 00:05:33,664 --> 00:05:35,125 And besides, how would you know? 160 00:05:35,150 --> 00:05:36,430 Annie, I'm a detective. 161 00:05:36,455 --> 00:05:37,946 I detect things all the time. 162 00:05:38,439 --> 00:05:40,672 Even in my co-workers' relationships. 163 00:05:40,697 --> 00:05:42,263 - It's almost a curse. - Okay. 164 00:05:42,288 --> 00:05:43,297 Why are we even talking about this? 165 00:05:43,322 --> 00:05:45,383 There is a predator in the building. 166 00:05:45,652 --> 00:05:47,952 On the force, when we were in a shootout, 167 00:05:48,325 --> 00:05:49,924 it was best to talk about something else 168 00:05:49,949 --> 00:05:51,438 to keep your mind off the danger. 169 00:05:51,463 --> 00:05:53,163 You seem pissed at me now, 170 00:05:53,188 --> 00:05:55,288 but you don't seem nervous anymore. 171 00:05:55,615 --> 00:05:57,816 Huh. Well, I guess you're right. 172 00:05:58,662 --> 00:06:00,162 Plus, I love juicy gossip. 173 00:06:00,807 --> 00:06:02,367 Still nothing. 174 00:06:02,392 --> 00:06:04,725 Those samples Bob took before he, uh... 175 00:06:04,750 --> 00:06:06,790 Got all the skin sucked off his head 176 00:06:06,815 --> 00:06:09,536 and stayed alive for, like, a full minute afterwards? 177 00:06:10,532 --> 00:06:12,748 Yeah. Could you bring those over here, please? 178 00:06:15,071 --> 00:06:17,471 What's it like working with a certified badass 179 00:06:17,496 --> 00:06:18,703 like Leroy every day? 180 00:06:18,728 --> 00:06:20,169 Are you just like, "Wow"? 181 00:06:20,194 --> 00:06:22,294 I mean, uh, you know, Leroy's great. 182 00:06:22,744 --> 00:06:24,375 Lucky to be working with him. 183 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:26,446 Uh, are you downplaying it so I won't feel jealous? 184 00:06:26,471 --> 00:06:27,875 Because it's not working. 185 00:06:27,900 --> 00:06:30,733 I'm answering honestly. I love working with Leroy. 186 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:33,344 We make a great team. He... 187 00:06:35,914 --> 00:06:38,344 Bob really admired Leroy. 188 00:06:38,369 --> 00:06:39,586 Bob's dead, Barry. 189 00:06:39,611 --> 00:06:41,577 Okay? 190 00:06:42,187 --> 00:06:43,954 Yeah. 191 00:06:44,452 --> 00:06:46,750 Let's, uh, continue working, all right? 192 00:06:46,775 --> 00:06:47,524 Yes. 193 00:06:47,713 --> 00:06:50,710 Sorry about all of the confusion, 194 00:06:50,735 --> 00:06:53,453 but it's kind of... lucky. 195 00:06:53,478 --> 00:06:57,547 'Cause, uh, you've just been doing such a terrific job 196 00:06:57,572 --> 00:06:59,086 that I'm actually thinking 197 00:06:59,111 --> 00:07:00,875 of putting in a few more water coolers. 198 00:07:00,900 --> 00:07:01,880 Really? 199 00:07:01,905 --> 00:07:03,187 I mean, that sort of thing normally goes 200 00:07:03,219 --> 00:07:04,352 through our sales team. 201 00:07:04,377 --> 00:07:06,437 Something tells me that you can handle it. 202 00:07:06,462 --> 00:07:09,360 It's rare that I meet someone as passionate about water as I am. 203 00:07:09,385 --> 00:07:11,521 25 minutes remaining. 204 00:07:11,546 --> 00:07:12,594 That's the countdown 205 00:07:12,619 --> 00:07:13,885 for our lunch break. 206 00:07:13,910 --> 00:07:15,978 Maybe we could have lunch together? 207 00:07:16,002 --> 00:07:17,868 Well, I'd like that, Jace. I would. 208 00:07:17,893 --> 00:07:20,047 Uh, tell you what, I want you to stay here, 209 00:07:20,072 --> 00:07:22,734 and, uh, you draw up a, uh, proposal, 210 00:07:22,759 --> 00:07:24,039 and then I'll come back 211 00:07:24,064 --> 00:07:25,988 and we can go over the numbers together. 212 00:07:27,429 --> 00:07:29,362 Okay. 213 00:07:34,641 --> 00:07:37,617 Shag, Marry, Kill: me, Leroy, yourself? 214 00:07:37,657 --> 00:07:41,047 Barry, even if I wanted to play, that list is too weird. 215 00:07:41,539 --> 00:07:42,747 You find anything? 216 00:07:42,781 --> 00:07:47,784 Oh, yes. I found a report on a similar creature, 217 00:07:47,992 --> 00:07:51,327 basically wiping out the city of Galway in 1973. 218 00:07:51,352 --> 00:07:52,547 Pretty gruesome. 219 00:07:52,572 --> 00:07:54,349 Nothing about how they killed it, though. 220 00:07:54,374 --> 00:07:55,809 Hold on. 221 00:07:58,478 --> 00:07:59,877 Oh, my God. 222 00:07:59,922 --> 00:08:01,742 Yeah, I know. It's a pretty cool microscope. 223 00:08:01,767 --> 00:08:03,788 - It makes little thing... - I have to talk to Leroy 224 00:08:03,813 --> 00:08:06,569 - and Annie right now. - No. Y-Your phone won't work. 225 00:08:06,594 --> 00:08:08,031 They jam the signal during lockdown. 226 00:08:08,056 --> 00:08:10,281 Okay, well, we have to warn them not to shoot it. 227 00:08:10,306 --> 00:08:12,159 They cannot shoot it. 228 00:08:14,071 --> 00:08:16,982 Wendy Williams teaches us that change is not only natural, 229 00:08:17,007 --> 00:08:18,165 it's inevitable. 230 00:08:18,549 --> 00:08:20,116 Relationships are like the ocean... 231 00:08:20,141 --> 00:08:22,002 It's close. 232 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,745 Wait. What happened? 233 00:08:35,846 --> 00:08:37,851 What is it? 234 00:08:38,204 --> 00:08:40,035 - Um... - What is it? 235 00:08:40,060 --> 00:08:41,438 Hold on. 236 00:08:43,590 --> 00:08:45,891 It's behind us. 237 00:08:48,610 --> 00:08:50,280 There it is! Get it! 238 00:08:54,035 --> 00:08:55,734 I'm out. 239 00:08:55,759 --> 00:08:57,816 - We need more firepower. - Come with me! 240 00:08:57,841 --> 00:09:01,125 Am I crazy, or did that thing smell really good? 241 00:09:07,740 --> 00:09:09,840 What are you doing with a tranquilizer gun? 242 00:09:09,865 --> 00:09:12,223 The cells of that creature were able to regenerate 243 00:09:12,248 --> 00:09:14,191 at an incredibly fast rate, 244 00:09:14,216 --> 00:09:17,310 so if that organism is divided in any way... 245 00:09:17,335 --> 00:09:19,637 They could create a new independent organism. 246 00:09:19,662 --> 00:09:20,771 That's exactly right. 247 00:09:20,796 --> 00:09:22,951 Ah. We need to get the tranquilizer gun to Leroy 248 00:09:22,976 --> 00:09:24,458 and let the big man do his thang. 249 00:09:24,483 --> 00:09:26,709 Yeah, or we can take care of it ourselves. 250 00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:28,677 No, no, no, no, no. That doesn't sound like something 251 00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:32,021 - guys like us would do. - Well, I'm not like you. 252 00:09:32,046 --> 00:09:33,412 I'm like, you know, I'm more... 253 00:09:33,437 --> 00:09:34,607 sort of... 254 00:09:35,343 --> 00:09:38,544 You're kind of a... you know... it's... 255 00:09:38,569 --> 00:09:40,879 20 minutes remaining. 256 00:09:40,904 --> 00:09:42,052 Look, let's just go. 257 00:09:42,077 --> 00:09:43,903 I'll come up with a nice way of saying it on the walk. 258 00:09:43,928 --> 00:09:45,428 - Come on. - Okay. 259 00:09:45,820 --> 00:09:47,587 What the hell was that thing? 260 00:09:47,612 --> 00:09:48,951 I've never seen anything like that. 261 00:09:48,976 --> 00:09:50,809 Dating Max would be completely inappropriate. 262 00:09:50,834 --> 00:09:52,801 I mean, we work together and he's married. 263 00:09:52,927 --> 00:09:54,982 What? I thought you didn't want to talk about it. 264 00:09:55,013 --> 00:09:56,402 Well, I don't want to die with you thinking 265 00:09:56,427 --> 00:09:57,934 that I'm some sort of home-wrecker. 266 00:09:57,959 --> 00:09:59,715 Well, Max's wife 267 00:09:59,740 --> 00:10:02,007 is an insane fugitive who slammed his head 268 00:10:02,034 --> 00:10:03,427 and disappeared for a second time, 269 00:10:03,452 --> 00:10:04,618 so I think that home is wrecked. 270 00:10:04,643 --> 00:10:06,509 Hoping he finds a slightly better situation. 271 00:10:07,095 --> 00:10:08,928 Well, that's sweet that you're worried about him. 272 00:10:08,953 --> 00:10:11,454 I'm not worried about him, specifically. 273 00:10:11,585 --> 00:10:13,985 I-I love everybody. I got a big heart. 274 00:10:14,031 --> 00:10:16,623 Well, it doesn't matter, anyway, because I'm with Tad. 275 00:10:16,648 --> 00:10:17,990 Free throw guy's name is Tad? 276 00:10:18,015 --> 00:10:19,848 - Shut up. - Okay. 277 00:10:25,923 --> 00:10:28,045 Yeah, the creature was here. 278 00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:37,285 Excuse me. 279 00:10:37,958 --> 00:10:39,973 Hello? 280 00:10:44,099 --> 00:10:45,506 Oh, my God. 281 00:10:45,531 --> 00:10:46,763 Oh, thank God! 282 00:10:47,952 --> 00:10:49,051 - Oh, my God! - Oh, God! 283 00:10:49,076 --> 00:10:50,275 Oh, God. 284 00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:52,974 That thing killed Evan. It was horrible. 285 00:10:52,999 --> 00:10:54,576 Well, we're here now. You're safe with us, okay? 286 00:10:54,601 --> 00:10:58,091 I know I am because you are Leroy's partner, 287 00:10:58,121 --> 00:11:01,047 and as long as I'm with you, he can protect all of us. 288 00:11:01,072 --> 00:11:03,539 Yeah, or I'll protect all of us 289 00:11:03,564 --> 00:11:06,365 because Leroy and I are equally as good. Okay? 290 00:11:08,116 --> 00:11:10,583 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's close. It's close. It's close. 291 00:11:10,608 --> 00:11:12,423 Okay, get behind me. Get behind me. Get behind me. 292 00:11:12,448 --> 00:11:14,257 Okay. Shh, shh, shh. 293 00:11:16,132 --> 00:11:18,387 Oh, my God, I got to work out. 294 00:11:21,027 --> 00:11:22,493 Come on. 295 00:11:22,518 --> 00:11:23,695 Where are we going? 296 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:25,545 Shh. Shh, shh. 297 00:11:27,458 --> 00:11:31,024 Oh. Oh. Oh, God. 298 00:11:33,052 --> 00:11:35,949 Okay. Okay, you can do this. 299 00:11:35,974 --> 00:11:38,073 You're a badass. 300 00:11:38,284 --> 00:11:40,158 One... 301 00:11:40,368 --> 00:11:41,952 two... 302 00:11:42,955 --> 00:11:44,802 three... 303 00:11:44,827 --> 00:11:47,125 Not bad. 304 00:11:50,636 --> 00:11:53,366 Stop shooting! You can't shoot it! 305 00:11:53,391 --> 00:11:55,076 I got it! 306 00:11:56,357 --> 00:11:58,324 Oops. 307 00:11:58,349 --> 00:11:59,982 Leroy! 308 00:12:00,989 --> 00:12:02,676 Don't shoot! You can't shoot it! 309 00:12:02,701 --> 00:12:04,107 - Why not? - I'll tell you later. 310 00:12:04,132 --> 00:12:05,935 Let's get him in the elevator. Grab his legs. 311 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:07,575 - Donny, come on. - Help us! 312 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:08,818 - Oh! - Leroy, wake up. 313 00:12:08,843 --> 00:12:11,123 - Oh, my God. - Max, why did you... 314 00:12:15,357 --> 00:12:17,918 Oh, I think I'm gonna pee myself. 315 00:12:17,943 --> 00:12:19,739 Mm, there it is. 316 00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:32,708 It's not working. 317 00:12:32,733 --> 00:12:34,588 He's immune. 318 00:12:34,613 --> 00:12:36,413 Ooh! Whoa! 319 00:12:43,099 --> 00:12:44,558 Go! Go! Go! 320 00:12:49,045 --> 00:12:50,378 Oh, my God, I peed myself. 321 00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:52,356 I'm a grown-ass man, I peed myself! 322 00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:54,859 Stop, Donny! 323 00:12:54,884 --> 00:12:56,451 - I'm not dying for y'all! - No, no, no, no, no! 324 00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:58,270 You're not even a part of my main office clique! 325 00:13:00,782 --> 00:13:03,974 Whoa! 326 00:13:04,998 --> 00:13:06,998 Go! Go! Go! Go! 327 00:13:07,023 --> 00:13:08,356 Get him in, come on. 328 00:13:08,450 --> 00:13:09,916 Okay. 329 00:13:09,941 --> 00:13:11,574 One, two, three and plop. 330 00:13:11,599 --> 00:13:14,482 Oh, there he is. Hey, buddy. 331 00:13:14,507 --> 00:13:15,806 - Hello. - You shot me! 332 00:13:15,831 --> 00:13:17,482 Okay, I know it appears that way, 333 00:13:17,507 --> 00:13:18,939 and is that way, 334 00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:20,325 but it's actually kind of a good thing, 335 00:13:20,350 --> 00:13:22,317 because firing on that monster, 336 00:13:22,342 --> 00:13:24,739 it could have created a-a bunch of little monsters. 337 00:13:24,764 --> 00:13:26,564 So, I should thank you for shooting me? 338 00:13:26,589 --> 00:13:28,138 'Cause it seemed like something you could have just told me. 339 00:13:28,163 --> 00:13:29,204 Well, maybe I would have 340 00:13:29,236 --> 00:13:30,084 if you didn't just start 341 00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:32,310 blasting everything in sight, just so everyone 342 00:13:32,335 --> 00:13:34,584 would call you this big, tough, cool guy. 343 00:13:34,609 --> 00:13:36,850 Stop trying to do my thing. Do your thing. 344 00:13:36,875 --> 00:13:38,653 Use that big, freaky brain of yours 345 00:13:38,678 --> 00:13:40,287 to come up with some dumb-sounding plan. 346 00:13:40,312 --> 00:13:41,771 Well, okay. Okay, hold on. 347 00:13:41,796 --> 00:13:43,904 Just take a second. You're still woozy from the tranquilizer. 348 00:13:43,929 --> 00:13:45,996 I-I'll splash some water on your face. 349 00:13:46,021 --> 00:13:47,687 Do not put toilet water on my face. 350 00:13:47,712 --> 00:13:49,443 What do... What's wrong? It's clean water. 351 00:13:49,468 --> 00:13:51,021 Do you not know what happens in toilets? 352 00:13:51,046 --> 00:13:52,318 The amount of times you flush, 353 00:13:52,343 --> 00:13:54,215 the water just cleans itself out, doesn't it? 354 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:56,248 You're not putting poop water on my face. 355 00:13:56,281 --> 00:13:58,381 Everybody knows that toilet water's very clean. 356 00:13:58,406 --> 00:13:58,944 No. 357 00:13:58,969 --> 00:14:00,402 Oh. That's weird. 358 00:14:00,427 --> 00:14:01,482 The bowl's empty. 359 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,093 I-It's been sucked dry. 360 00:14:07,303 --> 00:14:09,849 Yep. This one's dry, too. 361 00:14:09,874 --> 00:14:11,803 The monster was coming from this direction. 362 00:14:11,828 --> 00:14:13,972 And it killed Bob after he spilled his beverage. 363 00:14:13,997 --> 00:14:15,765 And Donny after he peed his pants. 364 00:14:15,790 --> 00:14:17,256 It's hunting for liquid. 365 00:14:17,281 --> 00:14:19,548 I mean, it must be some sort of aquatic creature. 366 00:14:19,573 --> 00:14:22,612 It needs massive amounts of fluid to survive. 367 00:14:22,637 --> 00:14:25,448 Max, what's going on in that big, freaky brain of yours? 368 00:14:27,132 --> 00:14:29,661 A dumb-sounding plan. 369 00:14:36,254 --> 00:14:38,488 Sorry, but can I say one more thing... 370 00:14:38,513 --> 00:14:42,292 No. I am under a lot of pressure right now, 371 00:14:42,317 --> 00:14:44,894 and I will be damned if I spend one more second 372 00:14:44,919 --> 00:14:46,595 dealing with water. 373 00:14:46,779 --> 00:14:48,387 We need water. 374 00:14:48,412 --> 00:14:50,130 We need to get all of the water in the building 375 00:14:50,155 --> 00:14:52,246 - into one room. - We need to do it fast. 376 00:14:52,271 --> 00:14:53,810 Really fast. 377 00:14:55,290 --> 00:14:56,896 Jace, you got this? 378 00:14:57,714 --> 00:14:59,440 Time me. 379 00:15:07,361 --> 00:15:09,160 That's the last of it. 380 00:15:09,185 --> 00:15:11,244 Seven minutes remaining. 381 00:15:11,269 --> 00:15:12,747 Barry? Max? Are we ready? 382 00:15:12,772 --> 00:15:14,981 Yes. Uh, we've recalibrated the radiation waves 383 00:15:15,006 --> 00:15:17,559 coming off this machine to effectively transform this room 384 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,466 - into a humongous microwave. - Yeah. 385 00:15:19,491 --> 00:15:21,387 So, the creature is attracted to moisture, right? 386 00:15:21,412 --> 00:15:23,145 So he's gonna come in, follow the bait, 387 00:15:23,170 --> 00:15:25,508 and then, we can instantly dehydrate him. 388 00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:27,019 We hope. All right. 389 00:15:27,044 --> 00:15:28,345 Everyone ready? 390 00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,161 Whoa. Hold on. 391 00:15:31,186 --> 00:15:33,067 D-Did you just say "creature"? 392 00:15:33,092 --> 00:15:35,860 What creature? Why does a coat hanger company 393 00:15:35,885 --> 00:15:37,979 have a giant x-ray mach... 394 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,183 I probably should've done that earlier. 395 00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:42,262 That was cool. 396 00:15:42,287 --> 00:15:43,481 I was thinking we were gonna have to kill him, 397 00:15:43,506 --> 00:15:45,199 but this is better. 398 00:15:49,605 --> 00:15:51,576 Come on. 399 00:15:53,012 --> 00:15:54,879 - Go in there. - Okay... 400 00:15:54,904 --> 00:15:57,362 Okay, Barry, now. 401 00:15:57,387 --> 00:15:59,454 - Press it! Press it! Barry, Barry. - Do it, do it. 402 00:15:59,489 --> 00:16:00,309 Press the button. -Press it, Barry. Do it, do it! 403 00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:01,906 - Do it! Do it! - Press the button. 404 00:16:01,931 --> 00:16:03,898 I'm pressing it. It's not doing anything! 405 00:16:03,923 --> 00:16:05,423 - Why the hell not? - Okay, it might be possible 406 00:16:05,448 --> 00:16:06,995 after Max and I adjusted the settings, 407 00:16:07,020 --> 00:16:08,356 I may have possibly forgotten to... 408 00:16:08,381 --> 00:16:10,614 Forgotten to turn the machine back on? 409 00:16:10,639 --> 00:16:12,091 No more donuts until we survive this thing. 410 00:16:12,116 --> 00:16:12,473 Okay. 411 00:16:12,498 --> 00:16:14,176 Five minutes remaining. 412 00:16:14,201 --> 00:16:15,614 All right, all right. Listen, listen. 413 00:16:15,639 --> 00:16:17,269 Someone needs to go in there. 414 00:16:17,294 --> 00:16:18,598 It's too risky. 415 00:16:18,623 --> 00:16:20,818 If it detects our moisture, it will instantly attack us. 416 00:16:20,843 --> 00:16:22,243 Okay, so we need something 417 00:16:22,268 --> 00:16:23,614 t-that will hide us. 418 00:16:23,639 --> 00:16:24,786 We need something, uh, super absorbent? 419 00:16:24,811 --> 00:16:25,777 Do you have any kind of 420 00:16:25,802 --> 00:16:27,160 advanced drying technology? 421 00:16:27,185 --> 00:16:29,986 - I-I have, like, baby powder. - Baby powder? 422 00:16:30,011 --> 00:16:31,262 Are you sure that'll work? 423 00:16:31,442 --> 00:16:33,241 No. Not at all. 424 00:16:36,599 --> 00:16:37,950 I'll do it. 425 00:16:37,975 --> 00:16:40,214 No, Max. You're trying to do my thing again. 426 00:16:40,239 --> 00:16:41,250 I'll go. 427 00:16:41,275 --> 00:16:42,848 Well, I'm not gonna let you go in there alone. 428 00:16:42,873 --> 00:16:45,563 Okay, just to be clear, this is very much a one-person job. 429 00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:46,921 Not today, it's not. 430 00:16:48,227 --> 00:16:49,933 We'll go together. 431 00:16:49,958 --> 00:16:50,990 Let's do it. 432 00:16:51,015 --> 00:16:52,762 All three of us, then. 433 00:16:52,787 --> 00:16:54,152 Let's do this for Bob. 434 00:16:54,177 --> 00:16:55,738 Barry, no. You're not a part of this. 435 00:16:55,763 --> 00:16:56,340 Sorry. 436 00:16:56,365 --> 00:16:57,998 We are gonna it for Bob, though. That's a good call. 437 00:16:58,023 --> 00:17:00,300 - I loved that guy. - Listen. 438 00:17:00,325 --> 00:17:01,300 If you have to press that button 439 00:17:01,325 --> 00:17:02,878 while we're still in there, you do it. 440 00:17:02,903 --> 00:17:04,518 - What? - Don't worry about it. 441 00:17:04,543 --> 00:17:06,018 - What did you just say? - Nothing. 442 00:17:49,144 --> 00:17:51,660 Come on. 443 00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:57,143 Don't sneeze. 444 00:17:57,452 --> 00:18:00,955 Do not sneeze, Max. 445 00:18:05,148 --> 00:18:09,214 It's okay. There's just so much baby powder. Let's go. 446 00:18:14,036 --> 00:18:15,532 Go! Go! Go! Go! 447 00:18:15,557 --> 00:18:18,135 - Barry, press the button! - Press the button, Barry! 448 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:19,643 Press the button! 449 00:18:19,668 --> 00:18:20,987 Hurry! Barry! 450 00:18:26,102 --> 00:18:29,770 We did it! Oh! Oh, my God! 451 00:18:31,075 --> 00:18:33,863 Oh, my God, that really worked! 452 00:18:34,576 --> 00:18:35,878 You've earned this, Barry. 453 00:18:35,903 --> 00:18:37,269 Yes! 454 00:18:37,294 --> 00:18:39,237 - You were awesome! - No, you were awesome! 455 00:18:39,262 --> 00:18:40,861 He was, like, right up in your face. 456 00:18:40,886 --> 00:18:42,362 - You were so cool! - What about you? 457 00:18:42,387 --> 00:18:43,820 Flipping the switch like a badass! 458 00:18:43,845 --> 00:18:45,620 Aw, well... That was amazing! 459 00:18:45,645 --> 00:18:48,279 30 seconds remaining. 460 00:18:48,304 --> 00:18:50,538 Wait a second. Why didn't the clock stop? 461 00:18:50,916 --> 00:18:53,049 Why hasn't the clock stopped? 462 00:18:57,072 --> 00:18:59,838 25 seconds remaining. 463 00:18:59,863 --> 00:19:01,729 - What's happening? - Why isn't the clock stopped? 464 00:19:01,756 --> 00:19:03,245 - I don't know. - Where's Barry? 465 00:19:04,151 --> 00:19:05,820 God! There's another one! 466 00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:06,877 It's got my face. 467 00:19:06,902 --> 00:19:09,003 Ow! 468 00:19:09,028 --> 00:19:11,692 15 seconds remaining. 469 00:19:13,970 --> 00:19:15,814 Ten... 470 00:19:15,839 --> 00:19:18,620 nine... eight... 471 00:19:18,645 --> 00:19:21,632 seven... six... 472 00:19:21,657 --> 00:19:24,354 five... four... 473 00:19:24,379 --> 00:19:27,090 three... two... 474 00:19:27,115 --> 00:19:30,169 one... 475 00:19:31,661 --> 00:19:33,895 Threat eliminated. 476 00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:36,384 Thank you. 477 00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:41,409 Barry, scrub out the microwave. 478 00:19:41,831 --> 00:19:43,809 Everyone else, take the rest of the day off. 479 00:19:50,042 --> 00:19:51,513 Hey. 480 00:19:51,549 --> 00:19:52,781 Oh, hey. 481 00:19:54,106 --> 00:19:55,375 Crazy day, huh? 482 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,989 Yeah, that was, uh... 483 00:19:59,128 --> 00:20:00,886 Exactly what you said. It was crazy. 484 00:20:00,911 --> 00:20:02,994 Yeah. 485 00:20:04,316 --> 00:20:06,479 - Well, I'm glad... What? - You know... 486 00:20:06,504 --> 00:20:07,511 Sorry. 487 00:20:07,536 --> 00:20:09,035 No, go ahead. What were you gonna say? 488 00:20:09,074 --> 00:20:09,372 Ser... 489 00:20:09,397 --> 00:20:10,728 No, no, no, no, no, that's all right. What... 490 00:20:10,753 --> 00:20:12,932 - Go ahead. - I was just gonna say 491 00:20:12,957 --> 00:20:15,632 that I'm glad you're okay. 492 00:20:16,438 --> 00:20:18,301 Thanks. Me, too. 493 00:20:18,416 --> 00:20:20,253 I mean, for you. 494 00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:23,300 - Both of us. You know. - Yeah... 495 00:20:23,325 --> 00:20:25,440 But I am glad you're okay. It's... 496 00:20:25,465 --> 00:20:28,733 # Just listen to the rhythm of my heart # 497 00:20:28,758 --> 00:20:30,562 # There's a chance we could make it now # 498 00:20:30,587 --> 00:20:31,933 # We'll be rocking till the sun goes down... # 499 00:20:31,958 --> 00:20:34,081 Yo, Annie banan-ie. 500 00:20:34,106 --> 00:20:36,833 # Ah, ooh... # 501 00:20:37,104 --> 00:20:40,531 Got out early today, huh? Must be nice. 502 00:20:41,690 --> 00:20:43,308 Yeah. Yeah. 503 00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:44,964 What, do you have the day off, too, or... 504 00:20:45,669 --> 00:20:47,363 I wish. I'm always working. 505 00:20:47,388 --> 00:20:49,498 He has an idea for a magazine. 506 00:20:49,523 --> 00:20:51,125 Oh, cool. 507 00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:53,878 - Hey, see you tomorrow. - Okay. 508 00:20:53,903 --> 00:20:58,056 # You got me in a spin, but everything is A-okay... # 509 00:20:58,081 --> 00:20:59,199 Peace. 510 00:21:04,347 --> 00:21:05,613 Good job today. 511 00:21:05,648 --> 00:21:07,414 Thanks, man. You, too. 512 00:21:07,450 --> 00:21:11,213 Hey, I guess you, uh, believe in monsters now, huh? 513 00:21:11,238 --> 00:21:12,574 I believe in that monster. 514 00:21:12,725 --> 00:21:15,392 I still don't believe in aliens and all your other crazy stuff. 515 00:21:15,417 --> 00:21:17,652 Okay. All right, well, it's a start. 516 00:21:19,456 --> 00:21:22,240 I did see a bigfoot when I was little, though. 517 00:21:23,079 --> 00:21:24,678 I'm sorry, what? 518 00:21:24,702 --> 00:21:27,188 - Way to bury the lede, man. - Night, Max.