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Ho, ho, ho!

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Merry Christmas!

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Oh, stupid Flanders.

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D'oh!

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Oh, thanks for bringing me up here, Dad.

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It's magnificent.

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Ugh, I could really use it
after what happened today.

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Aw, sweetie, are you still mad

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about that big dumb jerk at school?

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She's my teacher.

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And her name is Miss Hoover.

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It's unforgivable what she did.

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What was it again?

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Breakfast!

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Here you go.

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Melon?! Ugh.

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Marge, no one dreams of waking up

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to the sounds of frying melon.

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- Yeah, Marge.
- See?

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Your fruit breakfast has turned
him into a first name user.

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For once,
could this family start the day

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with fruit instead of greasy animal fat?

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Even the dog is sweating grease.

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He'll be back for breakfast and...
Oh, God!

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We got her!

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I think I've got the answer.

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Mm-hmm. Gravy up your fruit, boy?

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Look at me. I'm eating healthy.

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You win. I'll make bacon.

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Put away the gravy boat.

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They say the best days of
a gravy boat owner's life

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are the day you get it and
the day you get rid of it.

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No, Bart, stop!

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This is my mobile for my
"Who Inspires You?" project.

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Let me guess: it's gravity.
The ultimate suck-up.

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Can't spell "gravity" without "gravy."

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Have some more.

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The subject I have chosen
for my mobile is this lady.

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Ta-da!

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Of course. Yes. Her. Absolutely.

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The woman who lives at
the center of the Earth.

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It's Gladys West, the mathematician

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whose work in satellite
geodesy helped create GPS.

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GPS. The invention that killed
the "I got lost" excuse.

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Oh, gee, I'm sorry, Marge.

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I just can't find the restaurant
for your sisters' birthday.

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Your destination is 60 feet ahead.

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Shut up.

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40 feet ahead.

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Shut up!

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20 feet ahead.

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Just what I need:
another woman who's always right.

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You have now arrived at
Lovely Ladies Cigar Lounge.

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You'll be cutting and
serving the us-shaped cake.

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Who wants a thigh?

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Curse you, Gladys West!

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Dad, please! This mobile
could be my ticket into Yale.

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Another Bush kid. Another Bush kid.

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How about this girl?

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Her grades and test scores are superb.

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She's got boola.

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But does she have "Boola Boola"?

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What about this mobile she
did in the second grade?

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Accept. Full ride.

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* Boola Boola, Boola Boola... *

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Ah, wha... how did I get here?

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They say it's dangerous
to wake up someone

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who's dreaming of Yale.

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Well, just so I'm covered,
let me dream of a safety school.

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UMass Amherst.

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UMass Amherst.

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Is Miss Hoover out sick?

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No, I'm in sick.

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I sprained a disc in my back.

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It feels like I'm passing a kidney stone

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while giving birth.

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I say "excuse me" when I give burps.

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Not the same, Ralph.

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Fortunately,
my new Teaching With Stylus tablet

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lets me run the classroom
from any position.

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Let's get inspired.

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You might think "German chocolate cake"

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originated in Germany, but nein.

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Actually, it was invented
by an American mill worker

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named Samuel German.

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I'm from America but
my measles are German.

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I'm inspired by The Masked Singer and...

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It doesn't come off. Help!

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Help! Help...!

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I know these presentations are boring

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and everyone hates them, so...

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- You're gonna stop?
- Better.

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I'm gonna rap.

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* Ah-ha-ha-ha,
Gladys West, Gladys West *

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* If you don't know
where you're goin' *

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* She'll make sure your
car don't get a towin' *

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* Satellite telemetry,
should've been in ebony *

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* When it comes to geodesy,
she's got mad skills *

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- * Like Yeezy *
- * We're giving props to *

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* Gladys West *

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* We're giving props *

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* 'Cause she's the best *

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- Lisa.
- * Doo-doo-doo-doo *

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* Doo-doo-doo *

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Lisa, you're over your two-minute limit.

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* Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo *

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That's enough. Ralph, you're up.

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My hero is my thumb.

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It has its own room in my mittens.
Thank you.

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Okay. That's it.

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Now put the supplements to
your reports on my desk.

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Give me a sec to post the grades.

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A B-minus? No, no.

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This can't be right.
This can't be right.

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The same grade as Ralph?!
Sorry, Ralph, no offense.

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There's "a fence" around my bed

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so I don't steal things from
Daddy's squad car again.

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Chief, did you tell Snake
he could have jail outside today?

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- 'Cause that's what he's saying.
- Leave me alone.

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Listen, Miss
"took too long on her presentation,"

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it's not only right, it's easy

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with my "Select All" B-minus option.

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Miss Hoover, this is so unfair.

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I come here every day eager to learn

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and you just put me down

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and complain about your job.

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In the end, what are you?

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You're just somebody
who works off a formula

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that leaves no room for passion,

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individual effort,

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or the process of learning itself.

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- Mm.
- In other words,

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you're an uninspiring hack!

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Apologize immediately.

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No. I told the truth.

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The truth has no place
in this classroom.

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Lisa, go to detention.

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Detention.
Detention. Detention.

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One pencil with nervous teeth marks.

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One spelling bee winner's ribbon, faded.

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One quarter ounce of marijuana.

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Those are pencil shavings.

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Willie's water pipe will
be the judge of that.

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Look at those arms.

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Blank canvas for a Sharpie tattoo.

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Um, I'm actually a vegetarian.

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Okay, how do you feel about beets?

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Ooh, is this one of those
questions that sets me up

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to get punched?

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Only one way to find out.

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Yeah, tell us your opinion of beets.

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Leave her alone, you jackals.

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This is the largest
stink bomb they make.

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So powerful it could only
be developed by a scientist

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without a nose.

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How did he know it worked?

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He smelled it... with his ears.

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And that girl's with me.

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Whoa!

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Well, well, well. Together at last.

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I didn't do anything wrong.

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Miss Hoover should be
in detention, not me.

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There is a detention for teachers.

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It's called being a teacher.

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Now, let me show you my world.

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Lots of gangs will recruit you:

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The Magnificent Seven-Year-Olds.

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Tardy Incorporated. Hell's Angles.

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My greatest weapon is inside
my head. My mucus.

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Ms. Timberwood!

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In here, she doesn't know you.

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She used to call me Sunshine.

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I call all the girls Sunshine.

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I call all the boys Joe Cool.

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Oh, you said I was the only Joe Cool!

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That's actually lavender, so, thank you.

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!Ay caramba!

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No...!

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No dinner for me.

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I'm too miserable to eat again.

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This is pretty rough on me, too.

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Please pull the covers off.

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No, I don't want to live in
the world above the covers.

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I worked so hard on my mobile.

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I know.
And Miss Hoover wasn't very nice.

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Thank you, Mom.

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But you weren't very nice, either.

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What?!

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Hey, are we camping out here?

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Because I have a great campfire story.

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About a man betrayed by his own hand.

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What the...? Oh, oh, my God, it's you!

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- Homer.
- Yes, Marge.

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I was going to encourage
Lisa to apologize.

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But I shouldn't have to.

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Women say "I'm sorry" constantly

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because men make us feel
like we have to apologize

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for existing

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while they do whatever they like.

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Yo. Milhouse is sleepin' over.

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- Awesome.
- Huh?

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- Wah!
- Ready to apologize, Lisa?

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We both know what's at stake here.

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Not so fast, Lisa.

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You didn't apologize to
your second grade teacher,

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and all we do at Yale is apologize.

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* Sorry, sorry, sorry *

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* Please excuse our quirks *

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* Quirks, quirks, quirks *

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* Won't you kindly listen *

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* To us rich male jerks? *

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* We sing for free. *

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Okay, Lisa, your future is in my hands.

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I'm-I'm... not sorry!

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I'm just glad I won't have you
next year as a teacher.

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I might just move to third
grade to torment you.

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00:11:44,766 --> 00:11:48,458
That would be a real hack move.

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Ugh!

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Freshen it up.

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Love it.

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Personally, I never say I'm sorry.

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I say "I'm soggy."
Teachers hear what they want.

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00:12:03,934 --> 00:12:06,969
Bart Simpson,
did you glue these recorders together?

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Soggy.

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- Forgiven.
- And Willie can use it

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to whack the hornets' nests.

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00:12:14,921 --> 00:12:16,996
Yeah, come on and fight me like a man.

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00:12:18,833 --> 00:12:21,166
Uh, which one of you
does the negotiating?

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00:12:22,381 --> 00:12:24,820
Miss Hoover? In reference to our

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recent difficulty,
I would just like to say

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I'm soggy.

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00:12:29,218 --> 00:12:31,844
Did you just say "I'm soggy"?

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In addition to a hack,
you must think I'm a fool.

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Double detention.

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* Who's soggy now? *

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00:12:40,062 --> 00:12:43,597
And that counts as your music education
for the semester.

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Feels kind of funny driving
you home from detention.

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Yeah, well,
it's gonna take me a few minutes

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to get used to being on the outside.

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Honey, play the ad I forwarded you.

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Having trouble with a relationship?

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Come to the Springfield Education Annex.

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We'll teach you how to
communicate honestly,

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how to lie convincingly,

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00:13:02,918 --> 00:13:05,452
and how to apologize and mostly mean it.

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Apologize?

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00:13:07,089 --> 00:13:08,881
Springfield Education Annex,

248
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located in the third
abandoned mall on Route One.

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Don't park at the Greek
church across the street.

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We're in a feud with them.

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There's nothing orthodox
about how fast they tow.

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So, when apologizing from your heart,

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saying sorry allows the
healing process to begin.

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- Sorry I'm late.
- What?! - She's sorry?

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00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:27,849
Yeah, I've heard that one a lot.

256
00:13:27,910 --> 00:13:31,503
Well, I don't mind saying I'm sorry
when it's appropriate.

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Appropriate. Never heard of that word.

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00:13:34,116 --> 00:13:36,074
I know "inappropriate."

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00:13:36,210 --> 00:13:37,984
- True. So true.
- Oh, yes, yes.

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Now, to truly apologize, I find it helps

261
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to look at the world from the
other person's perspective.

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00:13:44,552 --> 00:13:46,009
Now, repeat after me.

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I will not judge someone
until I walk a mile

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in their shoes.

265
00:13:50,299 --> 00:13:52,516
I will not judge someone until

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I walk a mile in their shoes.

267
00:13:56,522 --> 00:13:58,856
Well, what's the matter
with the rest of you?

268
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Walk a mile? Please.

269
00:14:01,110 --> 00:14:03,068
Like, over how many years?

270
00:14:07,223 --> 00:14:08,699
Huh?

271
00:14:08,892 --> 00:14:11,109
Miss Hoover takes the bus.
I didn't know that.

272
00:14:11,245 --> 00:14:13,036
Actually, she takes two buses.

273
00:14:13,229 --> 00:14:15,205
Then she walks half a
mile down a train track,

274
00:14:15,374 --> 00:14:17,207
swings across a drainage ditch

275
00:14:17,359 --> 00:14:20,268
and rides a piece of cardboard
down a hill to help her back.

276
00:14:20,370 --> 00:14:23,438
- Oh, that's terrible.
- I guess.

277
00:14:23,540 --> 00:14:26,942
You learn a lot of sad things
when you sell weed to teachers.

278
00:14:27,044 --> 00:14:28,777
Make it a double.

279
00:14:28,879 --> 00:14:30,679
I'll be in the ball shed.

280
00:14:42,643 --> 00:14:45,977
- Excuse me, are you Jennifer Aniston?
- No.

281
00:14:46,130 --> 00:14:49,740
That's exactly what
Jennifer Aniston would say.

282
00:15:03,839 --> 00:15:06,423
Oh... Dear Lord,

283
00:15:06,574 --> 00:15:08,166
please grant me this winner.

284
00:15:08,260 --> 00:15:11,836
I lost. And my quarter broke.

285
00:15:11,931 --> 00:15:13,488
Gee.

286
00:15:20,439 --> 00:15:22,439
Aw.

287
00:15:33,810 --> 00:15:36,178
Yeah, I'm the super.
What are you doing here?

288
00:15:36,238 --> 00:15:38,104
Uh, I'm one of Miss Hoover's students,

289
00:15:38,165 --> 00:15:40,365
and I just want to understand her life.

290
00:15:40,517 --> 00:15:41,850
All right, come on in.

291
00:15:41,910 --> 00:15:44,918
How can I say no to a
sweet face like yours, huh?

292
00:15:44,953 --> 00:15:48,039
Yeah, um, I have some business in 12-A.

293
00:15:48,175 --> 00:15:52,177
Yeah, how can I say no
to a sweet face like yours?

294
00:15:53,997 --> 00:15:55,806
Here, Hemsworth, come cuddle.

295
00:15:57,685 --> 00:15:59,430
I'm so alone.

296
00:15:59,961 --> 00:16:02,053
Just don't eat me when I die.

297
00:16:05,448 --> 00:16:06,708
Is someone at the door?

298
00:16:06,768 --> 00:16:08,543
I-I can't turn my head.

299
00:16:10,072 --> 00:16:12,472
There's a great blues song in here,

300
00:16:12,533 --> 00:16:14,716
but I don't know what it is.

301
00:16:14,776 --> 00:16:17,518
Don't you drag us into your problems.

302
00:16:23,210 --> 00:16:25,368
Dad, I'm ready to say I'm sorry,

303
00:16:25,504 --> 00:16:27,078
but now it's not enough.

304
00:16:27,172 --> 00:16:29,064
Lisa, you just gotta be sincere.

305
00:16:29,124 --> 00:16:31,324
If you have a disagreement
with another driver,

306
00:16:31,385 --> 00:16:34,569
you simply say, "I'm sorry.
Please go ahead."

307
00:16:34,629 --> 00:16:37,589
Then you follow 'em home
and you pee in their gas tank.

308
00:16:37,683 --> 00:16:39,090
You pee in there!

309
00:16:39,184 --> 00:16:41,184
Just can't say "I'm sorry."

310
00:16:41,377 --> 00:16:43,503
Does that remind you of anyone, Carl?

311
00:16:43,605 --> 00:16:45,338
Oh, God, not this again.

312
00:16:45,399 --> 00:16:47,524
I have nothing to apologize for.

313
00:16:47,717 --> 00:16:50,193
You had 20 years to
watch The Sixth Sense.

314
00:16:50,386 --> 00:16:52,195
That's beyond the spoiler window.

315
00:16:52,388 --> 00:16:54,531
Oh, so it's okay for me to tell you

316
00:16:54,724 --> 00:16:57,034
that the Lady Gaga Star is
Born is exactly the same

317
00:16:57,185 --> 00:16:58,368
as all the other Star is Borns?

318
00:16:59,546 --> 00:17:01,521
I'll kill you. I'll kill you!

319
00:17:01,582 --> 00:17:03,331
Goodbye, college fund.

320
00:17:09,456 --> 00:17:12,549
You were gonna pay for my mini fridge.

321
00:17:14,002 --> 00:17:16,444
I need to put a down payment
on something for someone

322
00:17:16,505 --> 00:17:18,780
I really owe an apology to.

323
00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:21,725
A framed movie poster
for The Three Amigos?

324
00:17:21,876 --> 00:17:23,618
It's better than you remember.

325
00:17:23,678 --> 00:17:26,471
- No.
- All right, how about school supplies?

326
00:17:26,623 --> 00:17:29,858
I got a Scottish guy
who sells 'em to me every week.

327
00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:32,460
Hi, Willie.

328
00:17:32,521 --> 00:17:35,647
Uh, uh, yo no hablo English.

329
00:17:35,741 --> 00:17:37,482
Ach, the English.

330
00:17:37,634 --> 00:17:39,868
How I hate those wankers.

331
00:17:44,274 --> 00:17:46,583
Shh, shh, shh.
She's coming. She's coming.

332
00:17:48,444 --> 00:17:51,421
- Have a seat. Top of the line.
- Oh...

333
00:17:51,614 --> 00:17:53,632
I can see your faces again.

334
00:17:53,759 --> 00:17:56,167
And now my favorite. The ceiling.

335
00:17:56,261 --> 00:18:00,430
Miss Hoover,
I'm sorry I made your life harder,

336
00:18:00,623 --> 00:18:03,508
and I hope this chair makes it easier.

337
00:18:03,602 --> 00:18:06,419
Well, I don't accept your apology.

338
00:18:06,438 --> 00:18:08,271
- What?
- What am I supposed to do

339
00:18:08,464 --> 00:18:10,089
after you called me a hack?

340
00:18:10,150 --> 00:18:12,425
In retrospect, I might have been wrong.

341
00:18:12,486 --> 00:18:14,686
The sad truth is apologies
can come too late

342
00:18:14,838 --> 00:18:16,429
to do any good.

343
00:18:16,490 --> 00:18:20,766
Congratulations, you just
learned something from my class.

344
00:18:20,828 --> 00:18:22,344
I guess what you've learned is

345
00:18:22,404 --> 00:18:24,770
teachers shouldn't get tenure.

346
00:18:24,832 --> 00:18:27,349
There has to be a
better lesson from this.

347
00:18:27,409 --> 00:18:28,850
There has to.

348
00:18:28,910 --> 00:18:31,202
You've planted a seed, sweetie.

349
00:18:31,355 --> 00:18:33,855
- The seed will grow.
- Amen.

350
00:18:33,915 --> 00:18:36,358
Why is everyone on the roof?

351
00:18:38,161 --> 00:18:41,363
I know you're in there.
I'm old, but I'm not dead.

352
00:18:41,423 --> 00:18:43,214
Or is it the other way around?

353
00:18:46,324 --> 00:18:47,793
What does this do?

354
00:18:48,684 --> 00:18:50,129
Oh, that's a surprise.

355
00:18:51,877 --> 00:18:53,057
Really quite nice.

356
00:18:53,152 --> 00:18:54,709
Oh, yeah.

357
00:18:54,811 --> 00:18:57,061
Miss Hoover, I've been thinking,

358
00:18:57,156 --> 00:18:59,805
and no offense,
but I bought you a chair.

359
00:18:59,825 --> 00:19:02,217
And that's really hard
for an eight-year-old.

360
00:19:02,277 --> 00:19:04,569
- All is forgiven.
- How forgiven?

361
00:19:04,705 --> 00:19:06,070
B-plus.

362
00:19:06,206 --> 00:19:07,222
I'll take it.

363
00:19:07,282 --> 00:19:09,057
Can I get a B-plus, too?

364
00:19:09,117 --> 00:19:10,542
- Sure.
- D'oh.

365
00:19:12,504 --> 00:19:14,245
- I'm soggy.
- Listen, boy.

366
00:19:14,339 --> 00:19:16,581
I'm on to you.
I know you're saying "soggy,"

367
00:19:16,675 --> 00:19:19,342
- not "sorry." Mm.
- You're right, you're right.

368
00:19:19,511 --> 00:19:21,569
I completely apolo-cheese.

369
00:19:21,630 --> 00:19:23,346
- What?
- I beg your par-ton.

370
00:19:23,539 --> 00:19:26,074
- Come again?
- Guilty as Marged.

371
00:19:26,134 --> 00:19:28,351
I'll accept that.

372
00:19:29,038 --> 00:19:31,276
- Soggy.
- Enough already.

373
00:19:33,860 --> 00:19:37,085
* Lisa's at Yale *

374
00:19:37,087 --> 00:19:40,197
* She'll never fail *

375
00:19:40,390 --> 00:19:44,701
* She's got a huge college debt *

376
00:19:44,852 --> 00:19:47,445
* Debt, debt *

377
00:19:47,539 --> 00:19:50,356
Please, I'm trying to study!

378
00:19:50,417 --> 00:19:54,669
* Then go to Brown. *

379
00:19:56,773 --> 00:19:58,773
Um, can I have the book back?

380
00:19:58,875 --> 00:20:00,926
It cost $200.

381
00:20:09,269 --> 00:20:14,213
Now to dream of being a
World War I flying ace.

382
00:21:14,886 --> 00:21:15,975
Shh!

383
00:21:19,220 --> 00:21:22,556
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