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You're free, little bird. Go. Fly.

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Can this little bird stay here?

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What's going on?

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Talk to Gideon.

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I got to meet my ex

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and start my divorce
mediation in an hour.

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Mm. So any blood you didn't give here,

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you gonna give there.

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Who's your mediator?

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I think his name's O'Connell.

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Malcolm O'Connell. That's good for you.

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He hates women.

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- How do you know?
- We're dating.

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Mediation's not so bad.

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It's better than divorce court.

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- I didn't know you were married.
- 12 years.

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Her name's Leslie. They met in college.

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She got his house and
half his dental practice.

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Gideon listens.

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And Jerry told Gideon
that in confidence.

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It's just so weird.
We're gonna sit there

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and divvy up 15 years of marriage.

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It's not that hard.

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Here's what you do:
you figure out what she really wants,

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fight like hell to get it,

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and then you burn it
all on her front lawn.

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No. No, no. I'm not gonna
play any of those games.

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Julia can have whatever she wants.

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Listen to you, man. You sound like

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a lamb going to slaughter.

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I don't care.

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I just want it to be over
with so we can all move on.

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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com

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Okay, man. This is it.

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It's go time.

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Just pee like you have normal kidneys.

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Nothing?

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Come on.

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What the hell?

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Oh, now you go.

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What's going on?

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I'm waxing Gabby's legs.

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You made me
pee all over the floor.

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You peed? Congratulations.
You slayed the dragon.

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And drained the lizard.

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Can't you do this somewhere else?

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Look at this mess.

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Ah!

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Gina!

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Drew, we both have home businesses.

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You do therapy.

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I do bikini waxing.

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I dare you to tell me which matters more

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on a summer day at the beach.

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I thought your business was selling
that "artisanal" beer

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you brew in the garage.

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Well, it's a package deal.

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First I get 'em drunk,
then I get 'em smooth.

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Worked on me.

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Let's face it. I am not getting rich

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working at a retirement home.

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Unless I get into somebody's will.

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What about that rich old lesbian

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who puts vodka shots
in her chamomile tea?

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- But I'm not gay.
- She's worth, like, two mill.

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But I'm open to new things.

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Gina, you're being
chased by loan sharks.

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Sleep with her.

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Well, where you going?

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Uh, my divorce mediation starts today.

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Oh, hey, you got this.

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Mediation strong.

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Hey, I just want to get in there and

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get it over with as quickly as possible.

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Does he know about your other business?

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You mean the pot farm I
started in the basement?

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Don't worry.

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As long as I've got his kidney,

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I've got his support.

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So, I'm an advocate for both of you.

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If you treat each other with respect,

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we can make these sessions go smoothly.

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Okay. Well, I guess I'll start.

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Uh, I-I actually made a list

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of some of the larger items
that we bought together.

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I highlighted the ones that I would like
to keep, but, you know,

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you just take a look,
tell me what you want,

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and I'm open to discussion.

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You know what?

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I don't want any of it.

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But you barely looked at it.

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I don't need to. It's just stuff.
I don't want it.

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Okay.

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I think I know what's going on here.

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So he is having a major health issue...

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you know, down there.

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Oh, oh, h-hang on.

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She means my kidney, not my penis.

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Why would he think I meant your penis?

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Because "down there" means penis.

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But my penis is fine.
It's a tip-top penis.

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I'm gonna stop saying "penis" now,

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but you need to know,
it's a great penis.

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Duly noted.

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Come on. You must want something.

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- Nope.
- What about the piano?

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Remember when Maddie was in Annie?

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You guys practiced
for hours on that thing.

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She doesn't care about that anymore.
You take it.

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I know exactly what you're doing.

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You always do this.

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You always play the victim
and make me the bad guy.

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No, no, Julia.
I want you to take everything.

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I want you to be happy.

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Well, you see what I'm dealing with.

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I want to do a three-game parlay.

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Pats plus the points. Come in.

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Browns on the money line.

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And Niners/Falcons on the over.

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Yeah, I'm sure.

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Unless the bet goes kaput,

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and then I have dementia
and I never made this call.

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I've got a little delivery for you.

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A quart of my homemade beer.

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And...

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a quarter ounce of my homemade weed.

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Oh, you sweetie. Thanks.

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Ah, brings me back.

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- To Monday?
- Hey.

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It's been a long week.

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So...

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how's it going living with kidney boy?

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I feel bad for him.

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On top of everything else,
he's going through

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this really rough divorce.

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If only he could be pacified
with beer and weed like you.

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Well, how lucky that he has
someone like you in his life.

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Easy, Norma. You're already getting

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the friends and family discount.

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Oh, wait a minute.

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Mr. Colavito was asking if
you could get him any ecstasy.

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He's 90 years old.
What's he want ecstasy for?

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I don't know, he met a girl.

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Or a guy. I was half listening.

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This song is a lie.

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The sun isn't coming out tomorrow.

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The sun is never coming out.

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Hey.

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There he is.

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How was mediation?

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Oof. It was horrific.

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Oh, man. Are you okay?

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Do I look okay?

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Honestly,
you kind of look like this a lot.

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Come here.

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I just...

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didn't think it would hurt this much.

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I was just sitting there with her,

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and suddenly it hit me.

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- My marriage is over.
- Ugh.

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I can't even imagine.

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This has got be the
worst day of my life.

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I mean, not as bad as,
"Drew, I want a divorce,"

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or, "Drew, you need a new kidney,"

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or, "Drew, the jazz band
is just not for you."

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I'm so sorry.

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Would a little weed cheer you up?

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Hey, you're supposed
to be giving that up.

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Oh, my God, chill. I'm not smoking it.
I'm just selling it.

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But for you,
the first one's free, little boy.

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Yeah, I'm-I'm not really good at pot.

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Okay.

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I didn't say put it away.

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Okay, you ready?

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One, two, three.

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Did you feel that?

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No. Not at all.

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Oh, man.

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My leg looks like it
did when I was seven.

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Hey there, little guy.

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Remember, love is a lie.

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All right, give me the other one.

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Man...

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- I really liked being married.
- Yeah?

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What did you like about it?

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It just... it was comforting.

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You know? It was like

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eating a grilled cheese with
tomato soup on a rainy day.

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Or-or a...

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fat stack of blueberry ricotta pancakes.

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Oh, no. A salted caramel pie
with a mound of whipped cream,

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all this chocolate sauce
dribbled all over it.

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I'll be right back. Don't move.

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And don't worry.

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You'll get married again.

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No. Julia was the one.

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We weren't always on the same page,

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but we always made a good team.

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Even when we were breaking the law.

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Drew Dunbar broke the law?

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Oh!

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- Okay. True story.
- Mm-hmm?

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Wait, I lost it.

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It's back, baby.

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We went to the Berkshires for a weekend.

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- Mm-hmm.
- The fall tour.

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The leaves...

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Red, orange, yellow.

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No, it was a ski trip.

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But I don't ski,
so why would I be on a ski trip?

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Okay, maybe we skip over this part.

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All right. Anyway, the car broke down.

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And I told Julia that that
little exclamation mark

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is never a good thing,

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but she just gives me one
of those little hair flips,

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you know? Like...

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Yeah?

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Anyway, we pushed it, like,

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a mile and a half to this gas station

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that also sells these little souvenirs.

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And the mechanic totally ripped us off.

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But we got our revenge.

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Oh, my God, what did you do?

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We stole...

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a ceramic owl.

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Oh. Is that the big finish?

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Pretty twisted, right?

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I still have it.

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It's, uh...

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It's gone.

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Who... who...

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Are you trying to call it?

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Hoo.

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Hoo, hoo, hoo.

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She took it.

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Julia took my owl.

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- Hey, where are you going?
- To get it back.

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She doesn't get to keep
the happy memories.

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They're not community property.

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Maybe let me drive.

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Fine.

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Okay, you wait here. I'll be right back.

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Go get you some owl.

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Do you know there's
a hallucinogenic quality to your pot?

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Thank you.

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Julia!

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Julia, I want my owl!

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Julia?

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Hey.

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- She's not home.
- Then break in.

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But I have an emergency key.

252
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Well, then use it.

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Ah.

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Of course.

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Man, you're like a real-life Siri.

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Oh.

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00:11:04,815 --> 00:11:08,167
Okay, owl, where are you?

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00:11:12,723 --> 00:11:14,594
Now, how did you get up...

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Of course. You're a bird.

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Oh, no.

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Ow.

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Really? You smoked all that weed?

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They were showing The Big
Lebowski in the rec room.

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You can't watch that straight.

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So, what, another quarter ounce?

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That'd be lovely.

267
00:11:43,046 --> 00:11:45,169
You're running up quite a tab, you know.

268
00:11:45,194 --> 00:11:46,763
Well, I'm good for it.

269
00:11:46,788 --> 00:11:49,208
Unless the Steelers choke
in the fourth again.

270
00:11:49,233 --> 00:11:51,450
May their kicker rot in hell.

271
00:11:51,475 --> 00:11:54,849
Okay, I'll swing by after
I help Drew steal an owl.

272
00:11:54,874 --> 00:11:56,357
Oh, crap, she's here.

273
00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:59,014
- The owl?
- Julia. I-I got to go.

274
00:12:00,641 --> 00:12:02,866
Who names an owl "Julia"?

275
00:12:13,176 --> 00:12:14,257
Drew?

276
00:12:14,282 --> 00:12:15,592
What the hell?

277
00:12:15,617 --> 00:12:17,249
Uh...

278
00:12:18,512 --> 00:12:19,850
_

279
00:12:19,875 --> 00:12:21,444
Very helpful.

280
00:12:21,604 --> 00:12:23,889
What are you doing in my home?

281
00:12:23,914 --> 00:12:25,483
And why do I smell pot?

282
00:12:25,508 --> 00:12:26,608
That's me.

283
00:12:26,633 --> 00:12:28,092
I do drugs now.

284
00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:31,546
Good for you. Why are you here?

285
00:12:31,571 --> 00:12:33,452
- I came to get the owl.
- Why?

286
00:12:33,477 --> 00:12:35,147
Because it means something to me.

287
00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:37,241
- And I'm keeping the piano.
- Okay.

288
00:12:37,266 --> 00:12:39,709
And there are a few other
things I want, like...

289
00:12:40,882 --> 00:12:44,100
like this, my favorite fabric bowl.

290
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,326
Look at you, fighting for stuff.

291
00:12:47,351 --> 00:12:49,004
Yeah, well, beware the doormat

292
00:12:49,029 --> 00:12:51,053
that gets stepped on one too many times.

293
00:12:51,078 --> 00:12:52,951
By the way, I'm keeping the doormat.

294
00:12:53,814 --> 00:12:55,588
Where was this guy all these years?

295
00:12:55,613 --> 00:12:57,201
He was asleep.

296
00:12:57,226 --> 00:13:00,272
But he's awake now,
so get used to it, sweetheart.

297
00:13:00,297 --> 00:13:02,600
Oh, wow, you are definitely high.

298
00:13:03,181 --> 00:13:05,357
But I don't hate it.

299
00:13:09,072 --> 00:13:10,460
- Wait, wait, wait.
- No, no, no, no.

300
00:13:10,484 --> 00:13:11,726
Don't talk. You're gonna ruin it.

301
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,288
Drew, are you sure this
is safe for your kidney?

302
00:13:13,312 --> 00:13:14,313
I don't know. I don't care.

303
00:13:14,337 --> 00:13:15,937
- Keep going.
- Okay.

304
00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:22,584
That was nice.

305
00:13:24,172 --> 00:13:26,043
Yeah, I guess when one organ fails,

306
00:13:26,068 --> 00:13:27,850
- another one picks up the slack.
- Right?

307
00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:30,123
I'm as surprised as you are.

308
00:13:30,148 --> 00:13:31,648
I can't believe I'm gonna ask you this,

309
00:13:31,672 --> 00:13:34,631
but did you shave a leg?

310
00:13:34,656 --> 00:13:36,240
Don't be ridiculous.

311
00:13:36,265 --> 00:13:37,744
I waxed.

312
00:13:38,808 --> 00:13:40,365
I liked it.

313
00:13:40,390 --> 00:13:41,937
Kind of felt like I was in a threesome.

314
00:13:41,961 --> 00:13:44,108
Oh. Well, if you're up for round two...

315
00:13:44,133 --> 00:13:45,530
Yeah.

316
00:13:45,555 --> 00:13:46,555
- Ow!
- What's the matter?

317
00:13:46,580 --> 00:13:48,701
Ow. I don't know. Something's wrong.

318
00:13:48,726 --> 00:13:50,209
Oh, no, is it your kidney?
Was I too rough?

319
00:13:50,233 --> 00:13:52,224
Oh, no, no. Don't worry.
Don't worry. It's fine.

320
00:13:52,327 --> 00:13:53,849
- Round two.
- Okay.

321
00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:54,974
No.

322
00:13:54,999 --> 00:13:56,577
- Hospital. Got to go to the hospital.
- Oh, my God.

323
00:13:56,601 --> 00:13:57,601
Okay. And for the record,

324
00:13:57,626 --> 00:13:59,497
- I could've gone two more times.
- Okay.

325
00:14:01,089 --> 00:14:03,656
I wasn't looking through
your glove compartment.

326
00:14:03,697 --> 00:14:05,892
- Open the door.
- What's going on?

327
00:14:05,917 --> 00:14:07,260
You have to take me to the hospital!

328
00:14:07,284 --> 00:14:09,689
- What? What's happening?
- Here.

329
00:14:09,901 --> 00:14:11,791
I did not give him the pot.

330
00:14:11,816 --> 00:14:12,947
It wasn't the pot.

331
00:14:12,972 --> 00:14:14,384
Then what happened?

332
00:14:14,550 --> 00:14:16,603
I think I might have hurt Drew's kidney.

333
00:14:16,628 --> 00:14:18,970
What? How?

334
00:14:20,804 --> 00:14:22,353
Mmm...

335
00:14:22,378 --> 00:14:25,009
- Just drive!
- Driving. I'm driving.

336
00:14:26,788 --> 00:14:28,033
- Hey.
- Hey.

337
00:14:28,058 --> 00:14:29,058
- Anything?
- No.

338
00:14:29,083 --> 00:14:31,085
They're still in there
running tests on him.

339
00:14:31,592 --> 00:14:33,706
Hey, you want a snack? It's on me.

340
00:14:33,731 --> 00:14:36,902
Just punch in the universal
reset code, and...

341
00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:38,808
voilà.

342
00:14:39,419 --> 00:14:40,902
Gina.

343
00:14:41,111 --> 00:14:43,277
That is awesome. Grab me some chips.

344
00:14:44,349 --> 00:14:45,886
Thank you. Oh, God.

345
00:14:45,911 --> 00:14:48,222
I cannot believe this is happening.

346
00:14:48,754 --> 00:14:50,613
This could be really, really bad.

347
00:14:50,638 --> 00:14:51,808
I mean, Drew could...

348
00:14:51,833 --> 00:14:52,941
No, no, no, no, no, no.

349
00:14:52,966 --> 00:14:56,105
Do not go there.
That is not fair to you or to him.

350
00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:00,933
- What?
- Nothing.

351
00:15:01,193 --> 00:15:03,500
I just thought, if you were right,

352
00:15:03,525 --> 00:15:07,761
that we could say he
went out with a bang.

353
00:15:09,812 --> 00:15:11,980
It'll be funny later,
but it's too soon right now.

354
00:15:12,005 --> 00:15:13,093
Yeah.

355
00:15:13,118 --> 00:15:15,519
Hey, he's gonna be okay.

356
00:15:15,544 --> 00:15:17,433
Yeah, you're right.

357
00:15:18,962 --> 00:15:20,292
What about you two?

358
00:15:20,652 --> 00:15:22,941
What about us?

359
00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:25,738
Could you ever see
yourself with him again?

360
00:15:25,834 --> 00:15:27,917
I mean, I don't know.

361
00:15:27,942 --> 00:15:30,858
We have so much history,
and I have all these feelings.

362
00:15:30,883 --> 00:15:32,926
But I can't help but wonder if
some of them are just because

363
00:15:32,950 --> 00:15:35,253
I'm so worried for him, you know?

364
00:15:35,681 --> 00:15:37,464
Although tonight sure was fun.

365
00:15:37,489 --> 00:15:38,577
Yeah.

366
00:15:38,602 --> 00:15:40,495
Déjà booty always is.

367
00:15:40,842 --> 00:15:42,667
Okay, who's here for Drew Dunbar?

368
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,386
Oh. We-we are. Wife.

369
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:46,378
- Legally separated wife.
- Kidney donor.

370
00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:48,579
No ecstasy for a month kidney donor.

371
00:15:48,769 --> 00:15:50,417
- Oh, good for you.
- Thank you.

372
00:15:50,442 --> 00:15:52,675
Way to go being a doctor.

373
00:15:53,709 --> 00:15:55,336
Well, Mr. Dunbar's gonna be fine.

374
00:15:55,361 --> 00:15:56,665
There's no damage to his kidneys.

375
00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,813
- Oh, thank God.
- Oh. Yeah, what happened?

376
00:15:58,838 --> 00:16:01,125
It was a pinched nerve.
He said he took a nasty fall.

377
00:16:01,150 --> 00:16:03,500
He did, trying to steal my owl.

378
00:16:03,525 --> 00:16:05,774
You have no idea what I'm talking about.
Never mind.

379
00:16:05,985 --> 00:16:07,639
Okay, donor, stay here.

380
00:16:07,664 --> 00:16:08,907
Legally separated wife,
you can see him now.

381
00:16:08,931 --> 00:16:09,931
Okay.

382
00:16:11,152 --> 00:16:12,855
I don't get to see him?

383
00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:14,831
I'm the one saving his life.

384
00:16:14,856 --> 00:16:17,308
She broke into your vending machine!

385
00:16:18,465 --> 00:16:20,581
- What a relief, huh?
- I'll say.

386
00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:22,137
You almost went out with a bang.

387
00:16:22,162 --> 00:16:24,033
Yeah, too soon.

388
00:16:25,895 --> 00:16:29,136
So, uh, I guess we're not that good

389
00:16:29,161 --> 00:16:31,163
at the whole divorce thing, are we?

390
00:16:31,188 --> 00:16:33,535
We weren't so hot at the
marriage thing either.

391
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,527
- Sex thing works.
- Oh, yeah.

392
00:16:35,552 --> 00:16:37,706
The sex was great.

393
00:16:37,731 --> 00:16:38,906
Yeah.

394
00:16:39,355 --> 00:16:41,745
Maybe we, uh, build on that.

395
00:16:41,770 --> 00:16:43,660
Pretty fun building block.

396
00:16:45,256 --> 00:16:46,347
Drew...

397
00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:47,472
- Or not.
- I just...

398
00:16:47,497 --> 00:16:49,737
I don't think that we're ready
to just jump back into things.

399
00:16:49,761 --> 00:16:52,410
You know? I mean, at least I'm not.

400
00:16:52,435 --> 00:16:54,307
Yeah, I get it.

401
00:16:54,332 --> 00:16:55,507
I'm sorry.

402
00:16:55,758 --> 00:16:58,199
Man, the security in this place sucks.

403
00:16:58,224 --> 00:16:59,529
So, what's the word?

404
00:16:59,554 --> 00:17:02,058
Till death do us part?
Happily ever after?

405
00:17:03,097 --> 00:17:04,988
Read the room, Gina. Read the room.

406
00:17:10,326 --> 00:17:12,519
- Hey, guys.
- Hey. How was mediation?

407
00:17:12,544 --> 00:17:14,154
I texted you, never heard back.

408
00:17:15,908 --> 00:17:17,183
"All good"? Was that you?

409
00:17:17,208 --> 00:17:18,557
Of course it was me.

410
00:17:19,037 --> 00:17:21,649
Hold up. You don't have
my name in your contacts?

411
00:17:22,433 --> 00:17:25,035
O'Connell said you had a weird
obsession with your penis.

412
00:17:25,060 --> 00:17:28,629
Oh. Well, if O'Connell's
talking about it so much,

413
00:17:28,654 --> 00:17:30,871
maybe he's the one with the obsession.

414
00:17:31,114 --> 00:17:32,558
It's two moves, dude.

415
00:17:32,583 --> 00:17:35,325
You press "add contact"
and type in my name.

416
00:17:36,228 --> 00:17:38,019
So how badly did you get screwed?

417
00:17:38,044 --> 00:17:40,285
That's an interesting choice of words.

418
00:17:42,185 --> 00:17:44,543
Oh, Lord, he slept with his ex.

419
00:17:44,568 --> 00:17:45,894
You did?

420
00:17:46,477 --> 00:17:48,394
Uh, it was totally unexpected

421
00:17:48,419 --> 00:17:50,410
but nice.

422
00:17:50,435 --> 00:17:53,058
I think it gave us both
some much needed closure.

423
00:17:53,083 --> 00:17:55,488
Give me your phone.
I'll add my own damn name.

424
00:17:55,967 --> 00:17:58,934
So, what, is this a
one-and-done kind of a situation?

425
00:17:58,959 --> 00:18:00,464
Yeah, I think so.

426
00:18:00,489 --> 00:18:01,511
Jerry?!

427
00:18:01,536 --> 00:18:02,885
Jerry's in your phone?

428
00:18:03,862 --> 00:18:05,643
Aw, thanks.

429
00:18:06,603 --> 00:18:07,988
I-I just think,

430
00:18:08,013 --> 00:18:11,589
if Julia and I kept doing it,
we'd only be asking for trouble.

431
00:18:11,614 --> 00:18:14,175
Ah, thanks for bringing
over Maddie's retainer.

432
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:15,933
Sure. Anytime.

433
00:18:16,757 --> 00:18:19,757
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