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Hey, you guys ever read
the back of the menu here?

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It's the story of the Burgundy Bistro.

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Yeah, started in 1959 by Tom Burgundy.

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Wait, that's somebody's name?

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I thought it was just called that

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to remind us we can't order wine.

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I thought it was the
color of the awning.

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Burgundys all look miserable.

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It's an old picture.

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They probably had to stand real still

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in order for it to stick.

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It was 1959.

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We had TV, cars, women wore pants.

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Well, the Burgundys all
look like they just smelled

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something bad.

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In olden times, people
didn't shower for months.

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It was 1959.

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We had astronauts.

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Toot, toot! Make way for the love train.

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Hey, everybody.

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Hi. Hi. I'm gonna give you

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a very good rating on the app.

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Oh, God.

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And release.

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Hey, Jill, can we
bring anything tonight...

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Not everyone was invited.

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Relax. We all know you guys are having

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a secret double date
tonight, and no one cares.

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- I didn't know.
- I kind of care.

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Okay, well, see you later.

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Well, not all of you. Damn it.

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It's not that it was a secret,

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it's just that we're in relationships

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and I wanted to be sensitive and
not rub it in your lonely faces.

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Thank you.

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I'm in more than a relationship.

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Adam and I are in love
on a whole new level.

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We're above love, looking
down on it thinking,

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"Remember when our love was new
and we thought we had it all?"

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Now it's so much deeper.

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It's higher and deeper.

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And I'm sorry, I'm going on and on.

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Marjorie, how are the cats?

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Two of them have eye infections.

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Actually, it's three now.

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I warned Simon to stay
away from Garfunkel.

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Tammy, can you stop and
get a new tube of ointment?

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No can do. Chef Rudy's rolling
out his new food truck tonight,

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and he needs me to check to make sure

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it's up and running smoothly.

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How do you go from a Michelin
star restaurant to a food truck?

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Alcohol, drugs and a
lot of missing veal.

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I got to say, though,
it's a pretty sweet truck.

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Used to be Pita Piper's Kabob Wagon,

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but I gave her a full rebuild.

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So, how was it working
with your old boyfriend?

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You two test out the shock absorbers?

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Oh, no. Chef Rudy's the kind of mistake

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you only make three times.

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I set some ground rules.

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He's not allowed to
look at me or touch me

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or think about me, but that
one's harder to enforce.

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Aw, it's Adam. He misses me already.

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"Higher and deeper."

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Your hate only makes it more beautiful.

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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.addic7ed.com --

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? Toot, toot! ?

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We thought we'd try this again

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around people who appreciate love.

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Hey.

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Hey. What up?

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I'll tell you what up... homemade flan.

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It's my first time with
this recipe, so be gentle.

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Oh, babe, it's gonna be delicious.

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Just like you. Mmm.

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Why don't you just put that over there

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next to Andy's big
pile of fat trimmings?

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Yeah, you yell at me if I leave it on,

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you yell at me if I trim it off.

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I'm gonna get up.

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Uh-huh.

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So, where can I be of use?

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Ah, you can help me
finish setting the table.

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Andy just dumped the sterling
in a pile like we're in prison.

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Aren't we?

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What are you cooking?

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Oh, I'm gonna reverse-sear
a couple of tri-tips,

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and then this itty-bitty
piece of salmon is for Jill.

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Hmm. You'd think I'm the
one with high cholesterol.

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My cholesterol's fine.

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- If you say so.
- Don't have to. My doctor did.

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Yeah, my cholesterol's
getting a little high lately.

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See, my cholesterol's never an issue

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'cause I never get it tested.

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The real problem is these tests.

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Yeah, tests. Who needs 'em?

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Something terrible.

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It's so pretty here.

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Tammy, put this in your mouth.

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We made rules.

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The food. Uh, tell me if it
resonates with the common man.

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I'm not sure. Any chance you
could sneak some bacon in there?

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Ugh. Never mind.

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I don't know why I'm doubting myself.

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These people are in for the
delight of their tiny lives.

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Damn, $24 chicken from a truck?

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It's not chicken, you
hillbilly, it's capon.

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From a truck in a parking lot
in front of the roller derby.

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Hey, buddy, I'm gonna
need two buckets of chicken

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and some slaw.

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Who's he talking to?

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That would be you.

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Uh, there's no slaw.

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This isn't a picnic in Alabammy.

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Then screw off, fancy-pants.

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He gave me a double dokie.

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You just lost your first customer.

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Well, I didn't like his attitude.

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These are roller derby people.
It's not gonna get better.

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Oh, my God.

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There's a whole herd of them.

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Lot of tattoos.

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You're gonna die.

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Uh, Tammy.

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It occurs to me that I
might need a middleman.

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Uh, someone who speaks carny.

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Uh, would you stay and help me?

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No. Wait. No.

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I'll pay you a hundred dollars.

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- And let you boss around Paul.
- Done.

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Paul, move my car.

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Chop, chop.

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Talk.

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You talk.

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So, uh, hey, did you
guys happen to catch

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the new Tom Hanks movie?

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Oh, yeah. That guy really is every man.

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Andy can't stay awake for a whole movie.

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Well, if you didn't
want me to fall asleep,

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why would you leave a weighted blanket

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on a recliner in your home theater?

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Well, you don't fall asleep
watching football in there.

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Yeah, I don't, because I
can't guess the endings,

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unlike the movies you pick.

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"She owns a bookstore,
he's in real estate.

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Spoiler alert: They fall in love."

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Well, at least they have happy endings.

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If you don't love me, just say so.

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I'm gonna go lose myself in meat.

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Tom Hanks? Really?

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If we turn on each
other, no one survives.

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You're right, I'm sorry.

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There should be an app

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that tells you when your
friends are fighting,

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so you can fake a dead
grandma and stay home.

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That's a great idea.

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- I really love you.
- I really love you.

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Okay, calm down.

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The steak can sense your anger.

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If we leave now, they might
not remember we were here.

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No, no, no.

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Jill's my friend and she needs my help.

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God put me here for a reason.

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It's a big house. Could
be hours till I find her.

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Yes, I know, sir. It's
coming right up, okay?

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Just be a few more minutes.
Thank you for your patience.

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I appreciate it, all right?

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I see you're wearing your
beret at a saucy angle.

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Are you trying to send a message?

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Eyes on the chicken.

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Where's my food? We're
missing the dirt bike raffle.

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It's coming right up.

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I need five "coke vans"
and I need 'em now.

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- Heard.
- What's our ETA?

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I don't know. I'm still on number one.

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What?

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Well, it's opening night.

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There might be food critics out there.

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I'm sorry, he's a perfectionist.

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Here, enjoy a complimentary
cup of cola from Paris.

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This is warm.

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That's how they drink
it in France. Oh, my God.

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Am I the only one who
summered in Provence?

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- Order up.
- Finally.

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That'll be $24.

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- Jill?
- Over here.

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- One more time.
- Here.

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Here.

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There you are. What's going on?

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Andy and I are gonna break
up, and it's all your fault.

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Hang on, I don't want you to think

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I'm not taking you seriously.

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Okay, now go.

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After seeing you and Adam
at the Bistro so in love,

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I got to thinking I want
Andy and I to have that, too.

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I mean, sure, we're good, but I
want to go to that higher ground

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you were talking about.

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I want to get this show on the road.

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There's nothing wrong with that.

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That's what I thought.

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So I came home, marched
right into the bathroom,

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told Andy I wanted to
deepen our relationship,

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and you know what he said?

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"Can I finish my shower first?"

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Can you believe that?

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So I flushed the toilet on him,
grabbed all the towels and left.

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Why am I even in this relationship?

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I mean, despite the efforts
of some pretty good doctors,

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I am not getting any younger.

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Here's the thing...

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the Bonnie-Adam journey to perfection

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starts in a little town
I call Communication.

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Well, how can I communicate
if he won't talk?

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Well, first you have to stop
off at a quaint little hamlet

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I call Patience.

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Adam was the same way.

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He'd only open up to me after
watching a movie about sports

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or when someone famous died.

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You know, someone they
made a sports movie about.

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After all these years and
all these relationships,

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you'd think I'd understand men by now.

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Don't beat yourself up.

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How are you supposed
to understand the people

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who brought us war and magic shows?

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I mean, they don't even
understand themselves.

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I think that's why they
over-explain everything.

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Oh, God.

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I asked Andy to turn up the heat

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and he told me how to
build a damn thermostat.

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I asked Adam to turn down the heat

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and he explained menopause to me.

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Sometimes with Bonnie, I
say, "Okay, let's talk,"

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and she's off to the races.

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I just nod my head until
she punches herself out.

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- And that works?
- Yeah, it does.

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If I sit in the right place,

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I can watch TV over her shoulder.

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Jill demands eye contact.

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You should hear some
of the things she says.

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I guarantee you I've heard worse.

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Oh, really?

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You want to play that game with me?

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"We can't watch Shark Tank
anymore because you think

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all my inventions are stupid."

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"I know it's 3:00 in the
morning and you're sound asleep,

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but why do you hate my feet?"

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That
fight greeted the dawn.

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Okay, okay.

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"There's a different
brand of women's razor

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"in the shower. Who are
you sleeping with?"

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Oh, my God, my knees just buckled.

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What'd you say?

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I said I'm not sleeping
with anyone, but if I were,

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she'd be smart enough to
shave her legs at her place.

255
00:11:31,205 --> 00:11:33,212
To which Bonnie replied,
"Oh, so now you don't think

256
00:11:33,237 --> 00:11:34,703
I'm smart enough?"

257
00:11:35,700 --> 00:11:38,537
I mean, that-that-that's terrifying.

258
00:11:38,570 --> 00:11:40,879
I also realized that I've
been buying women's razors

259
00:11:40,904 --> 00:11:42,604
this whole time.

260
00:11:45,981 --> 00:11:47,513
Order up.

261
00:11:47,793 --> 00:11:50,176
Oh, no. No, no, no, no,
no. It's not break time.

262
00:11:50,201 --> 00:11:51,300
I can't go on.

263
00:11:51,325 --> 00:11:52,465
No, you're not allowed to say that

264
00:11:52,490 --> 00:11:53,575
until you've actually started.

265
00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:55,957
How did this happen?
What have I done with my life?

266
00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:57,548
Ah, boy.

267
00:11:57,990 --> 00:11:59,523
I traveled the world

268
00:11:59,548 --> 00:12:01,514
with nothing but my knives and a dream.

269
00:12:01,539 --> 00:12:03,973
I trained under the
great chefs of Europe,

270
00:12:03,998 --> 00:12:06,793
devoted years to my
artistry, and for what?

271
00:12:06,818 --> 00:12:10,586
To end up in a parking lot
serving ruffians in tank tops

272
00:12:10,611 --> 00:12:13,754
and pants that unzip into shorts.

273
00:12:14,519 --> 00:12:17,400
You know, those people passed
quite a few vending machines

274
00:12:17,425 --> 00:12:19,725
to get to you, all because
something inside them said

275
00:12:19,750 --> 00:12:21,157
there's more to life than Doritos.

276
00:12:21,182 --> 00:12:22,602
Mm. But is there?

277
00:12:22,627 --> 00:12:24,766
Yes! Your amazing chicken thing.

278
00:12:24,791 --> 00:12:26,991
Mm, I'm already in a tiny metal coffin.

279
00:12:27,016 --> 00:12:28,716
Just close the lid on your way out.

280
00:12:28,741 --> 00:12:31,342
Oh, cut the pity party. You
think this truck is small?

281
00:12:31,367 --> 00:12:33,657
Try seven years in
an eight-by-ten cell

282
00:12:33,682 --> 00:12:35,337
with a chronic masturbator.

283
00:12:35,362 --> 00:12:37,595
I did not survive that
to watch you give up.

284
00:12:37,921 --> 00:12:40,704
Ugh. This is classic French cuisine.

285
00:12:40,729 --> 00:12:43,463
Giving up is what the French do.

286
00:12:45,391 --> 00:12:46,679
You know, the thing is,

287
00:12:46,704 --> 00:12:48,412
I've been in a hot
patrol car for ten hours.

288
00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:51,860
I mean, an 84-year-old
woman spit on me today.

289
00:12:52,134 --> 00:12:54,610
When I get home, I just want
to take a shower and relax.

290
00:12:54,635 --> 00:12:56,635
I don't want to talk about my feelings.

291
00:12:56,820 --> 00:12:59,120
Especially when I'm not wearing pants.

292
00:12:59,145 --> 00:13:00,712
I hear you.

293
00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:03,345
You know, after my divorce I told myself

294
00:13:03,447 --> 00:13:04,946
I'm not gonna fall in love,

295
00:13:04,971 --> 00:13:06,618
I'm not gonna fall in
love, and what did I do?

296
00:13:06,643 --> 00:13:07,776
You fell in love.

297
00:13:07,801 --> 00:13:09,701
I did the same thing, my friend.

298
00:13:09,902 --> 00:13:11,201
What's wrong with us?

299
00:13:11,226 --> 00:13:13,306
We can't say no to a challenge.

300
00:13:13,331 --> 00:13:15,598
That's why we grill tri-tip.

301
00:13:17,961 --> 00:13:19,963
Maybe we should think
about our relationships

302
00:13:19,988 --> 00:13:20,887
the same way.

303
00:13:21,638 --> 00:13:23,430
Continue.

304
00:13:23,769 --> 00:13:27,238
You know, season it with care.

305
00:13:27,263 --> 00:13:30,337
Cook low and slow, always
cut against the grain.

306
00:13:30,479 --> 00:13:33,914
Sometimes just let it rest.

307
00:13:35,142 --> 00:13:37,976
Yeah, I got everything except
cutting against the grain.

308
00:13:39,102 --> 00:13:41,321
I don't know, maybe I'm just hungry.

309
00:13:44,594 --> 00:13:45,977
You know what I think you're afraid of?

310
00:13:46,002 --> 00:13:47,435
My mother.

311
00:13:47,991 --> 00:13:49,313
Success.

312
00:13:49,338 --> 00:13:51,259
I mean, restaurants are so over.

313
00:13:51,352 --> 00:13:53,786
Trucks are the future. Food on the go.

314
00:13:53,849 --> 00:13:57,084
And I see a fleet of Coq au Van trucks

315
00:13:57,109 --> 00:13:59,276
outside every convention center...

316
00:13:59,611 --> 00:14:01,678
and Masonic Temple.

317
00:14:02,438 --> 00:14:03,605
You do?

318
00:14:03,630 --> 00:14:07,876
Yes! And it all starts with
that one plate of chicken.

319
00:14:07,901 --> 00:14:09,454
We've just got to find a faster way

320
00:14:09,479 --> 00:14:10,812
- to get it out the window.
- Yes.

321
00:14:10,837 --> 00:14:12,470
We could throw it at them.

322
00:14:13,032 --> 00:14:15,540
This is street food.
You eat it standing up.

323
00:14:15,565 --> 00:14:17,360
It needs to come with
a handle, like a stick

324
00:14:17,385 --> 00:14:18,860
or a taco shell.

325
00:14:18,885 --> 00:14:21,298
Hell, I'd settle for
a damn ice cream cone.

326
00:14:21,725 --> 00:14:24,977
Our pita bread. Paul, you're my hero.

327
00:14:25,002 --> 00:14:26,329
What are you planning
on doing with that?

328
00:14:26,354 --> 00:14:27,540
Saving your ass.

329
00:14:27,565 --> 00:14:30,259
And I'm gonna squirt
mayo on it, so look away.

330
00:14:31,289 --> 00:14:33,623
Fine, but let's call it aioli.

331
00:14:37,006 --> 00:14:39,373
This is the best tri-tip
I've ever had in my life.

332
00:14:39,398 --> 00:14:42,845
That, my friend, is the
magic of the reverse sear.

333
00:14:43,937 --> 00:14:45,423
You took a photo of it, right?

334
00:14:45,448 --> 00:14:47,682
Oh, yeah. I already got
three likes on Instagram.

335
00:14:47,707 --> 00:14:48,829
I should follow you.

336
00:14:48,854 --> 00:14:51,243
It's RandyAndyBeefKing.

337
00:14:53,333 --> 00:14:55,384
Those bastards are already eating.

338
00:14:55,409 --> 00:14:56,709
No, we're here for peace.

339
00:14:57,194 --> 00:15:00,585
- Incoming.
- Hey.

340
00:15:00,610 --> 00:15:02,212
Got your salmon here.

341
00:15:02,237 --> 00:15:04,970
I left it on the grill a
little longer than I expected,

342
00:15:04,995 --> 00:15:07,896
but I promise it's still
fish under the black part.

343
00:15:08,522 --> 00:15:10,048
Thank you.

344
00:15:10,283 --> 00:15:14,196
Now, Jill, why don't you tell
Andy what you've been feeling?

345
00:15:14,221 --> 00:15:15,438
Okay.

346
00:15:16,391 --> 00:15:19,829
- Dude, stop eating.
- Oh. Thank you.

347
00:15:20,849 --> 00:15:23,063
When I came into the
bathroom this afternoon,

348
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:25,446
I was just trying to be
emotionally honest with you,

349
00:15:25,471 --> 00:15:27,165
and you got all cranky-pants.

350
00:15:28,321 --> 00:15:30,813
Look, Jill, I'm a cop, okay?
At the end of the day...

351
00:15:30,838 --> 00:15:31,870
Low and slow.

352
00:15:33,295 --> 00:15:36,062
Um, yeah, yeah, no, I-I...

353
00:15:36,087 --> 00:15:39,579
You're right, I could have
been much more receptive.

354
00:15:41,473 --> 00:15:43,516
I love it when you open up to me.

355
00:15:49,174 --> 00:15:52,508
Jill, tell Andy what you need from him.

356
00:15:53,462 --> 00:15:55,827
I need you to be honest with me.

357
00:15:55,906 --> 00:15:57,806
Good or bad.

358
00:15:59,117 --> 00:16:00,483
Nice job.

359
00:16:02,375 --> 00:16:03,541
Andy?

360
00:16:04,705 --> 00:16:06,905
What do you think about
what Jill just said?

361
00:16:08,870 --> 00:16:10,069
It's okay.

362
00:16:11,884 --> 00:16:14,150
Well, got to admit I'm a little ashamed

363
00:16:14,175 --> 00:16:15,775
of the job I did on your fish.

364
00:16:17,289 --> 00:16:20,462
Not gonna lie, I was cooking angry.

365
00:16:21,027 --> 00:16:22,720
I-I saw the fish as you,

366
00:16:22,745 --> 00:16:25,056
and I let it char on direct heat.

367
00:16:25,081 --> 00:16:26,056
I'm better than that.

368
00:16:26,081 --> 00:16:30,658
But I, I hear you, and
I know what you want.

369
00:16:31,394 --> 00:16:33,094
You want a deeper relationship,

370
00:16:33,892 --> 00:16:35,322
and I'm all for that.

371
00:16:35,726 --> 00:16:36,992
Really?

372
00:16:37,017 --> 00:16:38,817
Of course. I love you.

373
00:16:39,564 --> 00:16:42,130
I love you, too.

374
00:16:42,176 --> 00:16:44,212
And I know I got to pick my spots.

375
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:47,372
There's times when
you're not ready to talk.

376
00:16:47,405 --> 00:16:50,329
But... I'm like a tiny little terrier.

377
00:16:50,613 --> 00:16:52,513
I want what I want when I want it.

378
00:16:53,251 --> 00:16:55,643
And that's...

379
00:16:55,668 --> 00:16:57,635
No, no.

380
00:16:57,660 --> 00:16:58,559
Okay.

381
00:16:58,659 --> 00:17:00,806
Could I have a piece of your steak?

382
00:17:00,831 --> 00:17:02,650
Aw, of course, babe.

383
00:17:02,675 --> 00:17:03,941
You can have the whole thing.

384
00:17:03,966 --> 00:17:06,267
My cholesterol's a little high anyway.

385
00:17:06,957 --> 00:17:08,673
Look at that.

386
00:17:08,698 --> 00:17:10,417
A couple of minutes with Dr. Bonnie,

387
00:17:10,442 --> 00:17:12,542
and the lovebirds are
back on the same perch.

388
00:17:14,213 --> 00:17:16,507
There is no doubt I should
take the shortest possible path

389
00:17:16,532 --> 00:17:18,532
to being an actual licensed therapist.

390
00:17:19,298 --> 00:17:21,064
Well, actually, this
guy here sat me down...

391
00:17:21,089 --> 00:17:23,289
Season with care. Way to go, babe.

392
00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:25,712
You really do know people.

393
00:17:25,737 --> 00:17:28,705
And you wanted to sneak out and go home.

394
00:17:35,869 --> 00:17:37,017
I never thought I'd say this,

395
00:17:37,042 --> 00:17:39,789
but somehow the pita
pulls it all together.

396
00:17:39,814 --> 00:17:41,139
Told you.

397
00:17:42,166 --> 00:17:43,658
Thank you, Tammy.

398
00:17:43,683 --> 00:17:45,814
I don't think I could have
survived my maiden voyage

399
00:17:45,839 --> 00:17:47,204
without my favorite maiden.

400
00:17:47,229 --> 00:17:49,665
Oh, that's okay. I mean,
I cleaned up on tips.

401
00:17:49,690 --> 00:17:51,423
Plus, I didn't have to watch Marjorie

402
00:17:51,448 --> 00:17:53,882
put ointment in her cat's eye.

403
00:17:54,182 --> 00:17:56,816
Do you really think that I could
have a fleet of these trucks?

404
00:17:56,841 --> 00:17:58,775
Oh, yeah. But I want a percentage.

405
00:17:58,800 --> 00:17:59,699
Done.

406
00:18:00,251 --> 00:18:01,494
Look at us.

407
00:18:01,519 --> 00:18:03,631
Despite our past, we learned
that we could work together

408
00:18:03,655 --> 00:18:06,892
and, uh, keep things
strictly professional.

409
00:18:07,579 --> 00:18:09,669
You have a little mayo on your lip.

410
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:12,337
It's aioli.

411
00:18:26,642 --> 00:18:28,322
I got to say,

412
00:18:28,347 --> 00:18:30,514
I am really impressed with myself.

413
00:18:31,033 --> 00:18:33,092
I mean, we walked into
the middle of a breakup,

414
00:18:33,117 --> 00:18:34,951
and I turned it into a breakthrough.

415
00:18:35,053 --> 00:18:36,306
Yeah.

416
00:18:36,331 --> 00:18:39,199
I kid, but I really should
write a book on relationships.

417
00:18:39,931 --> 00:18:43,533
Do the speaker's circuit,
go on Sally Jessy Raphael.

418
00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:46,139
Which, of course, would
turn into my own talk show.

419
00:18:46,634 --> 00:18:48,474
Divorce lawyers will hate me,

420
00:18:48,499 --> 00:18:50,884
but the world will love me.

421
00:18:51,235 --> 00:18:52,650
Hold my hand.

422
00:18:53,461 --> 00:18:56,362
This. This is what I'm talking about!

423
00:19:00,528 --> 00:19:03,275
Oh. It's Jill. Safety first.

424
00:19:05,149 --> 00:19:07,249
"Andy just told me he wants a... "

425
00:19:07,274 --> 00:19:08,706
Oh.

426
00:19:09,501 --> 00:19:10,930
Wants a what?

427
00:19:11,423 --> 00:19:13,869
A-Andy wants a break from her.

428
00:19:14,961 --> 00:19:16,543
What did you do?

429
00:19:17,397 --> 00:19:22,397
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