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? It's time for Animaniacs! ?

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? And we're zany to the max ?

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? So just sit back and relax ?

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? You'll laugh till you collapse ?

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? We're Animaniacs! ?

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- ? Come join the Warner Brothers ?
- ? And the Warner Sister Dot ?

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? Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ?

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? They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ?

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? But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ?

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? We're Animaniacs ?

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? Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ?

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? Wakko packs away the snacks ?

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? Our careers have made comebacks ?

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? We're Animaniacs! ?

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? Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ?

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? A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ?

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? Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ?

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? And ethnically diverse ?

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? The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ?

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? We're Animaniacs ?

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? You should see our new contracts ?

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? We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ?

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? We're animan-ey, totally insane-y ?

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? Forbidden domain-y ?

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? Animaniacs! Those are the facts ?

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www.subtitulamos.tv

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_

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So, it's agreed.
In today's episode of Animaniacs,

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the Warners will torment a...

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narcoleptic...

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Dairy cow who's also a...

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Vampire?

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Hey, this is...

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Who am I kidding?

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Face it, guys. We're out of ideas.

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It does feel like we've been doing a lot

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of the heavy lifting in this reboot.

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Yeah. Didn't this show used
to have more characters?

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You know, you're right.

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Whatever happened to Rita and Runt,
Minerva Mink,

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the Hip Hippos, Steven Seagull,

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Chicken Boo, Buttons, Walter Wolf...

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The Godpigeon,

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Stinkbomb D. Basset,

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and Beanie the Brain-Dead Bison.

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Just three cartoons remain,

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and my Animaniacs collection
will be complete.

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Good night, everybody...

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And if you look to your left,
you'll see the sound stage

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where they filmed Batman!

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Versus Superman!

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Baloney.

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They're close.

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How about a narcissistic...

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big game hunter...

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with unusually small feet!

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Well, that's convenient!

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Look at his tiny tootsies!

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Lemme get that for you, baby.

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I'm not a baby!

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You're the Warners, aren't you?

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Pleased to meet you, Freak Foot.

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Wedding ring?

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You must have a great personality.

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Or he's rich. Maybe it's
a green card marriage.

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La Señora Grubb
loves me very much, thank you.

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Now,
I am Dr. Walter Grubb,

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famous hunter of exotic cartoons,

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and I'm here to complete my collection

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with three new trophies.

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I've always wanted to try taxidermy!

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Yes!

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But, no. No, no, no.

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There's no sport in that. You see,

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you must run and hide.

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And then, when you least suspect it,

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you'll fall victim to one of my traps.

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You're the boss, Weeny Walkers!

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That's Dr. Weeny Walkers!

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Yeah, that's with two W's, right?

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Is anyone else feeling sleepy?

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Well, time to hit the hay.

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Good night, big brother.

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Good night, baby sister.

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Good night, Mr. Hunty Man

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sneaking up on us with a net.

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Good night.

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Mr. Hunty Man,
could you read us a bedtime story?

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I don't really think...

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We can never fall asleep

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without a good bedtime story.

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I see.

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Very well.

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"Once upon a time,
there were three little Warners,

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and a poor man's Elmer Fudd."

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Did this book just insult me!?

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- It's our favorite story!
- Yeah, Mister.

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Don't stop now! Get to the good part.

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"So, the hunter stared angrily

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at the sweet children,
harboring resentful thoughts."

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"And the hunter never realized

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that the whole thing was a trick to get

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him to fall asleep."

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_

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For Heaven's... sake.

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And, if you like to
the right of the bus...

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you'll see the fountain where
they filmed the opening to Friends!

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And what appears to be a man
with unusually small feet!

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Achtung! Baby foot!

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Screwy Warners!

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There!

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A good old-fashioned snare trap.

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That's not the least bit suspicious.

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Oh, dear.

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How is this possible!?

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Hamster Hoppers!
To what do we owe the pleasure?

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Here to try and catch us again?

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Not at all, my fine animated friends.

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I'm not going to hunt you anymore.

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Well, how come, Shrimp Slippers?

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Is it 'cause you're real bad at it?

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Very good!

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No! Not because I'm bad at it.

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No, it's because I've decided
to retire from hunting, you see.

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It's because he's bad at it.

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No! It's...

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No.

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It's because I want to preserve
cartoons like yourselves

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for future generations.

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I've got a new mantra, you see.

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"Take only photographs,

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leave only footprints."

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Baby-sized footprints.

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Not baby-sized footprints!

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Regular-sized footprints, regular!

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But before I go,

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might I be able to take
a photograph of you...

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wonderful little creatures?

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I don't see why not, Baby Boots.

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Sure, Cinderella Sneakers.

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Let's do it, Mini Moccasins!

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You're too kind...

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That's it. Don't...

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move...

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a muscle.

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As you can see,

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you three will make a fine
addition to my collection.

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So, that's why
the Goodfeathers never responded

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to my Linkedln requests.

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But it gets better.

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This will be your new home until I...

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mount you on the wall!

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I wanna talk to my lawyer.

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- I don't think so.
- Hello?

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Hello, Mr. Lawyer Man?

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Just what do you think you're doing?

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I'll get it! Yello'?

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Law offices of Lobster and Lobster,
Yakko speaking.

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- I'm in jail!
- Really? I'm in jail!

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- Let me dial in my associate.
- Stop all this nonsense!

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Quiet!

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Law offices of Lobster and Lobster,
Dot speaking.

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We're in jail!

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Same! Maybe this is why
we haven't made partner.

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Enough chatter!

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All I need is a Yakko...

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a Wakko...

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and a Dot.

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Hold the phone.
Are you sure you've caught everyone?

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- _
- Rather.

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What about Slappy Squirrel?

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Of course.
And her buck-toothed nephew, too.

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Well,
what about Charlton "Baynarts" Woodchuck,

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who debuted in episode 42,
and then later returned as the star of

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"My Father, the Tuna" in episode 74.

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Yes.
I made him into this coat. Quite cozy.

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Well.

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When you're beat, you're beat,
right? Come on, sibs.

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Hey, wait a minute!

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- What about... Boo?
- Boo who?

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Aw, don't cry, Mr. Man!

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I'm not crying, and I have no
idea what you're talking about.

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Come on! Chicken Boo!
The big old chicken?

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He wears a disguise to
look like human guys?

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I can see why you haven't heard of him.

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He was the least popular
character on the whole show.

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Well,

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I'm sure he wasn't the least...

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Bottom of every fan list!

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Even Beethoven had his critics.

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Beethoven was a man!

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Well, they say one man's man

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is another man's chicken.

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That's. Not. A quote!

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You want a quote?
Here's one from the contract

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for the Animaniacs reboot.

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"Chicken Boo shall never,

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"under any circumstances,

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appear in the Animaniacs reboot."

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It's not fair!

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If I'm not allowed to be
in the reboot, nobo...

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Nob...

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Nobody is!

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I knew it!

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So, you hunted down every character

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from the original cast of Animaniacs,

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one by one, just because
you were left out of the reboot?

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And you were gonna do the same to us?

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The charming faces of the franchise?

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And you guys knew
it was Chicken Boo all along?

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Hey! He's getting away!

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Let him go, baby bro.

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I think I know how this
one is gonna play out.

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? Chicken Boo,
what's the matter with you? ?

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? You don't act... ?

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? You're not a man, you're a Chicken Boo ?

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Gee, Brain,
what do you wanna do tonight?

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The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

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Try to take over the world!

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? They're Pinky and the Brain ?

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? Yes, Pinky and the Brain ?

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? One is a genius ?

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? The other's insane ?

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? They're laboratory mice ?

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? Their genes have been spliced ?

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? They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ?

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? Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ?

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_

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This is it, Pinky!
I've finally devised a plan

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for world domination so foolproof,

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every yakuza and their mother is
trying to get their hands on it.

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_

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_

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Pinky, listen carefully! Here's my plan!

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Yeah.

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Got it!

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Pinky, did you listen to my plan,

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or are you too busy playing that

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Italian Brothers Mustache game?

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Watch out for that banana peel!

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Pinky, stop talking
about that game and...

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Pinky?

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Is that you?

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Is it?

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Pinky, it is.

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How long was I out?

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Five years, give or take.

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Five years!?

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This says it's only been two days.

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I did say give or take.

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Come, Pinky.

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We have no time to lose.

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We are woefully behind in our plan!

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The first step of which is to...

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L-l-let go of my nose?

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No.

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Maybe it's... Oh, dear.

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I seem to have short term
retrograde amnesia.

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I don't remember the plan at all!

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- I do!
- You do!?

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We were going to put together a list

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- of all the children in the world.
- Yes? Yes?

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00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:08,810
Then, in the middle of the night,
under the cover of darkness...

264
00:15:09,130 --> 00:15:11,589
We're going to sneak
into all their houses...

265
00:15:11,615 --> 00:15:13,388
- Go on!
- and...

266
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:16,583
leave presents under their trees.

267
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:20,474
Pinky, that's Christmas!

268
00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:22,731
I'm sorry, Brain.

269
00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:24,441
I know you told me the plan
over the phone,

270
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:26,360
but I wasn't paying attention. I mean,

271
00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:28,387
who calls people anymore?

272
00:15:28,794 --> 00:15:31,073
Calls people? That's it, Pinky!

273
00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:32,990
Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

274
00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:34,982
Sure, Brain,
but what if our dance routine

275
00:15:35,008 --> 00:15:37,079
was stolen by our crosstown rivals?

276
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:39,498
Then, we have to go
first at the dance-off.

277
00:15:39,523 --> 00:15:41,500
No, Pinky, don't you see?

278
00:15:41,525 --> 00:15:44,503
If I told you about
my plan over the phone,

279
00:15:44,528 --> 00:15:46,922
that means it was recorded by the NSA!

280
00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:48,465
Right, right. NSA.

281
00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:49,925
How do you spell that, Brain?

282
00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:52,302
It's the National Security Agency.

283
00:15:52,505 --> 00:15:54,470
Dear, that's a mouthful,
isn't it?

284
00:15:54,677 --> 00:15:57,432
I have an idea! I shall write
NSA for short.

285
00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:01,186
They secretly record everybody's
phone calls, texts, and emails.

286
00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:03,772
I just need to find a way
to break into their headquarters

287
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:06,349
and retrieve the recording
of my brilliant plan!

288
00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:08,569
They are in Fort Meade, Maryland.

289
00:16:08,594 --> 00:16:11,529
And I know just the person
who can help us.

290
00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:13,685
Santa...

291
00:16:16,919 --> 00:16:18,146
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292
00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:32,310
Sweet! My macramé plant hangers.

293
00:16:38,624 --> 00:16:40,417
- Zort!
- Who are you?

294
00:16:42,294 --> 00:16:44,099
I am called the Brain.

295
00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:45,981
This is my associate, Pinky.

296
00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:47,983
And you are the great Edward Snowden,

297
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:51,620
former government contractor who exposed
the NSA's extensive wiretapping program,

298
00:16:51,646 --> 00:16:53,071
and who fled the country, correct?

299
00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:55,073
Maybe. What is your game?

300
00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:56,823
Are you spies? Journalists?

301
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,994
Super-fans of my indoor gardening blog?

302
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,704
It is never the third one.

303
00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:03,290
Actually, I am
a genetically engineered lab mouse

304
00:17:03,315 --> 00:17:06,210
who needs your intimate
knowledge of national security procedure

305
00:17:06,235 --> 00:17:08,086
to break into NSA headquarters.

306
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:11,590
And we just love
your cactuseses, too.

307
00:17:11,615 --> 00:17:14,218
Thank you.
Gardening is a passion of mine.

308
00:17:14,243 --> 00:17:16,845
You always know where
you stand with plants.

309
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:18,789
Isn't that right, Roberta?

310
00:17:20,624 --> 00:17:23,310
Okay. See,
now I know to give her some space.

311
00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:25,235
Look, Mr. Snowden. I, too,

312
00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:27,837
am a seeker of truth.
Perhaps we can arrange some...

313
00:17:27,863 --> 00:17:30,532
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look,
I'll tell you everything.

314
00:17:30,558 --> 00:17:33,571
It's sort of my thing. But,
I need something in return.

315
00:17:33,597 --> 00:17:36,673
If you're breaking into the NSA,
I need you to bust out...

316
00:17:37,345 --> 00:17:38,905
- Jenny.
- I see.

317
00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:41,912
Jenny is a secret accomplice,
or perhaps the codename

318
00:17:41,937 --> 00:17:45,499
- of an advanced algorithm?
- She's beautiful.

319
00:17:45,524 --> 00:17:48,126
I can see where she gets her good looks.

320
00:17:48,399 --> 00:17:50,793
Jenny is a houseplant. Of course.

321
00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:53,381
Why was I expecting
something not ridiculous?

322
00:17:53,407 --> 00:17:56,301
Jenny's the only plant
I've raised from a seed.

323
00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:59,263
I wanted to take her with me,
but she's still in my old office.

324
00:17:59,288 --> 00:18:01,243
Promise you'll bring her back.

325
00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:03,224
I'll do whatever you say

326
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:04,768
to make this interaction end.

327
00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:06,770
Thank you! Now, to get in,

328
00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:09,665
you'll need this forged
ID card, and then you...

329
00:18:12,338 --> 00:18:14,181
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330
00:18:15,566 --> 00:18:17,350
_

331
00:18:20,851 --> 00:18:22,045
Hello!

332
00:18:23,604 --> 00:18:25,247
Remember what Snowden said.

333
00:18:25,483 --> 00:18:26,428
Right.

334
00:18:30,027 --> 00:18:31,725
Okay, you can head on in.

335
00:18:31,751 --> 00:18:34,459
- Thanks! Love you!
- Love you, too.

336
00:18:34,553 --> 00:18:38,678
Quickly. We must reach the service
entrance before he gets suspicious.

337
00:18:38,994 --> 00:18:40,920
Wait a minute. I don't love him.

338
00:18:40,946 --> 00:18:43,350
This is Checkpoint Charlie.
We have a problem.

339
00:18:55,719 --> 00:18:57,666
Behold, Pinky!

340
00:18:57,994 --> 00:19:01,158
Every single communication
Americans have made,

341
00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:03,243
including my phone call to you,

342
00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:05,662
funneled, collected, and analyzed,

343
00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:07,331
on these supercomputers.

344
00:19:07,356 --> 00:19:11,564
But, Brain, I already collect
and analyze our conversations.

345
00:19:12,439 --> 00:19:13,962
June 33rd,

346
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:15,756
you asked if I was panthering

347
00:19:15,781 --> 00:19:18,041
what you were panthering, and I was not.

348
00:19:19,205 --> 00:19:22,744
Now, to reconfigure this laptop
to interface with the database.

349
00:19:26,830 --> 00:19:27,869
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350
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:29,228
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351
00:19:29,253 --> 00:19:30,213
Got it!

352
00:19:31,931 --> 00:19:33,205
Let's go!

353
00:19:35,150 --> 00:19:37,152
Brain? Brain?

354
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:40,072
Hey, Brain? Brain? Brain, Brain?
Brain? Brain!

355
00:19:40,098 --> 00:19:41,291
Brain! Stop!

356
00:19:43,377 --> 00:19:44,929
Pinky, what are you doing!?

357
00:19:44,955 --> 00:19:46,327
We must make our escape!

358
00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:48,956
But, we can't leave yet,
Brain! We haven't found Jenny!

359
00:19:48,981 --> 00:19:50,971
There's no time, Pinky!

360
00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:54,628
Besides, Snowden is clearly
one CPU short of a motherboard.

361
00:19:54,653 --> 00:19:57,714
But, you promised, Brain!
And a promise is a promise

362
00:19:57,752 --> 00:19:59,476
is a promise is a promise

363
00:19:59,502 --> 00:20:01,176
is a promise is a promise
is a promise is a...

364
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:04,471
Fine. As long as you
promise to stop talking.

365
00:20:05,346 --> 00:20:06,431
Narf.

366
00:20:09,293 --> 00:20:11,503
Curse you, you glorified shrub!

367
00:20:18,025 --> 00:20:20,612
He's gaining on us, Brain!

368
00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:23,931
Perhaps the NSA database
can be of some use in our escape!

369
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:25,283
_

370
00:20:25,309 --> 00:20:27,088
He's got claustrophobia.

371
00:20:27,608 --> 00:20:28,760
This way.

372
00:20:43,031 --> 00:20:45,704
No, no, no, no, no. No!

373
00:20:46,482 --> 00:20:47,421
Narf!

374
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:51,835
Drive, Pinky!

375
00:21:06,797 --> 00:21:08,476
You have what you promised?

376
00:21:12,234 --> 00:21:13,197
Jenny!

377
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:16,026
Goodness, you've gotten so big!

378
00:21:17,875 --> 00:21:20,172
I promise I'll never leave again.

379
00:21:20,797 --> 00:21:21,857
Oh, Brain.

380
00:21:22,366 --> 00:21:23,818
Isn't it touching?

381
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:27,052
Yes.
There certainly is a lot of touching.

382
00:21:27,246 --> 00:21:30,096
Well, Snowden,
I suppose we'll be on our way now.

383
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,809
My sweet Jenny.

384
00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:33,310
Who rescued who?

385
00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:35,103
You rescued her.

386
00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:36,521
Right.

387
00:21:36,552 --> 00:21:38,810
Well, that solves that then. Narf!

388
00:21:43,036 --> 00:21:45,638
Finally, we can hear my brilliant plan.

389
00:21:45,848 --> 00:21:48,492
Pinky! Listen to me very closely!

390
00:21:48,517 --> 00:21:50,828
I have discovered a neurotoxin

391
00:21:50,853 --> 00:21:52,663
that makes humans constantly feel

392
00:21:52,688 --> 00:21:54,331
like they're about to sneeze!

393
00:21:54,356 --> 00:21:57,251
But, the only source is a rare exotic fern

394
00:21:57,276 --> 00:21:59,732
that used to belong to Edward Snowden!

395
00:21:59,758 --> 00:22:03,443
We must break into the NSA
and steal that plant!

396
00:22:03,469 --> 00:22:06,888
We already did that! Hooray!

397
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,083
Stop. This. Car!

398
00:22:22,593 --> 00:22:23,812
Not to worry, Brain!

399
00:22:23,838 --> 00:22:25,418
We can still follow them!

400
00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:29,391
Got 'em!

401
00:22:32,895 --> 00:22:36,814
Brain! I just saw my whole life
flash before my eyes!

402
00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:39,543
There was a part where
we were in the car together!

403
00:22:39,568 --> 00:22:41,962
And then... zhoop! I flew out of the car!

404
00:22:41,987 --> 00:22:44,338
And then we were back
in the car together again.

405
00:22:44,635 --> 00:22:47,891
It has been a good life,
my friend.

406
00:22:48,087 --> 00:22:49,094
Narf.

407
00:22:49,469 --> 00:22:51,513
It's alright, Pinky.

408
00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:54,474
Come. We must go back to the lab
and prepare for tomorrow night.

409
00:22:54,499 --> 00:22:56,894
Why, Brain? What are we
going to do tomorrow night?

410
00:22:56,919 --> 00:22:59,367
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

411
00:22:59,393 --> 00:23:01,508
Try to take over the world.

412
00:23:01,570 --> 00:23:04,961
But first,
you need to learn how to drive!

413
00:23:06,803 --> 00:23:10,735
Don't worry, Brain. That
Italian mustache brother will save us.

414
00:23:48,230 --> 00:23:50,409
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415
00:24:33,264 --> 00:24:36,046
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416
00:25:35,536 --> 00:25:42,332
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