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? It's time for Animaniacs ?

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? And we're zany to the max ?

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? So just sit back and relax ?

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? You'll laugh till you collapse ?

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? We're Animaniacs! ?

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- ? Come join the Warner Brothers ?
- ? And the Warner Sister Dot ?

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? Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ?

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? They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ?

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? But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ?

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? We're Animaniacs ?

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? Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ?

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? Wakko packs away the snacks ?

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? Our careers have made comebacks ?

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? We're Animaniacs! ?

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? Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ?

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? A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ?

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? Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ?

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? And ethnically diverse ?

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? The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ?

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? We're Animaniacs ?

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? You should see our new contracts ?

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? We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ?

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? We're animan-ey, totally insane-y ?

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? Never man-splain-y ?

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? Animaniacs! Those are the facts ?

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www.subtitulamos.tv

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_

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Finally! Our Giuseppe Arcimboldo

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tribute sculpture is complete!

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And it only took us three months!

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Who's Giuseppe Arcimboldo again?

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I'm glad you asked, Wakko!

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? In 16th-century Italy... ?

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Guess the song will have to wait.

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Howdy! I'm Dwayne LaPistol,
your new neighbor!

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Just came by to introduce myself
and show you my buns.

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Good night, everybody!

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Not those buns!

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These buns.

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I got big ones, small ones,

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even ones that come
with their own bun-stocks!

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Don't you just wanna clutch 'em tight

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and never let 'em go?

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Can we keep them? Can we? Can we?

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People need buns in
these uncertain times.

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Better to have one and not need it
than need one and not have it.

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Alright. Whatever you say, Dwayne.

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You're weird. Bye!

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This toothpaste tastes strange.
Has a real kick to it.

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There's a bunny on your head,

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and in your spoon,

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and in your mouth. And on my feet.

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They're multiplying!

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Now, the children will never
hear my educational song

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about Italian Mannerist portrait artists!

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That's it! These adorable little monsters

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have got to go!

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Howdy again, neighbors!
Here for more buns?

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No. We wanna give these back.

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Are you crazy?

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But we have too many!

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No such thing.

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On this great WB lot of ours,

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we're free to have all the buns we want.

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Your problem is you
don't have enough buns.

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Studies show that owners of multiple buns

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feel safer from the threat of...

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other owners of multiple buns.

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Now you're just fear-mongering.

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That's the... one, two, three...
fourth worst monger,

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right after war, rumor, and fish.

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There has to be some
kind of limit, doesn't there?

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Nope!

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Glad we had this exchange of ideas.
Now run along,

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or I'll have to get out the big buns.

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Don't touch me, you jacked juice bunny!

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Those are big words
for such a little lady!

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Why don't you take these
three back to their mommy?

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Hi.

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Call me!

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I don't know if you've noticed,

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but we have a serious bunny infestation.

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Infestation is what I call
a "truth word."

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I prefer in-fun-station!

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I'm not going to tell anyone
that they can or can't have one.

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It's in the constitution.

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Wait, is it in the constitution?

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Look, my decision is final.

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If you've got a problem with it,

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fill out a comment card on the 19th floor.

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But, there is no 19th floor!

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Well, great! Now, you have two things
to put on your comment card.

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No! The water tower!

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She's gonna blow!

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That's it! Fellas,
you know what this means.

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- It's time to go to war!
- War!

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Lunch!

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Oops, sorry. War. It's time to go to war.

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Let's do this.

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Yakko Warner! Yak attack!

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Dot Warner!

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And don't call me Dottie!

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Wakko Warner!

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I've got an appetite for destruction!

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Wakko! Help us!

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Do something fast!
We're being pulled down under!

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That's it! Down under!

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Hello, Australia?
You folks know how to solve

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the issue of bun violence, don't you?

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Sure, I'll take one of those, please.

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Da plane! Da plane!

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G'day! G'day! G'day!

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How you going? How you going?
How you going? How you going?

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No! Dingoes!

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Please don't eat my babies!

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_

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Cheers, mate! Cheers, mate!
Cheers, mate! Cheers, mate!

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Cheers, mate! Cheers, mate!
Cheers, mate! Cheers, mate!

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For a second there, I thought they
were just gonna eat all the buns.

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Nope. The only thing
biting here is the satire.

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You can't do this to me!

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I'm a responsible bun owner!

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I'm proving to the world
we all have a right

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to bear buns!

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Not here. This is a kid's show.

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After this, I'm not doing any
more thinly veiled allegories.

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I get it!

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This entire sketch is
a metaphor for shoes!

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Yeah, Wakko.
Because America has too much

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high capacity shoe violence.

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What is it then? Banks? Motorcycles?

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Varieties of salad dressing? What!?

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We'll tell you
when you're a little older.

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Gee, Brain,
what do you wanna do tonight?

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The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

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Try to take over the world!

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? They're Pinky and the Brain,
yes Pinky and the Brain ?

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? One is a genius, the other's insane ?

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? They're laboratory mice,
their genes have been spliced ?

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? They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ?

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? Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ?

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_

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Say, Brain?

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Brain?

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Brain!

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? Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain... ?

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Did you want something, Pinky?

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Yeah! Now, I remember.

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Okay. If I ate myself,

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would I become twice as big,

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or would I completely disappear?

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Life has been unkind to you, my friend.

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What's that you're working on, Brain?

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Without a doubt, Pinky,
my most ingenious invention to date!

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A razor cartridge
with six blades? Brilliant!

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Fewer strokes really
does mean less irritation!

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I assume the irony of you
being concerned about irritants

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is completely lost in
this little exchange.

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I thought as much. No, Pinky.

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You see, for years I have toiled alone

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in my efforts to take over the world.

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Having established
that biological companionship

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was hopelessly inadequate to my needs...

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I turned my mind to the artificial.

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Behold!

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What is it?

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I give you...

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Binary Rodent

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with Artificially Intelligent

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Nanotechnology!

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Or B. R. A. I. N. For short.

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Say hello to Pinky, B. R. A. I. N.

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Hello, Pinky.
It is a pleasure to meet you.

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That is the fanciest microwave
I've ever seen, Brain.

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He's not a microwave, you imbecile!

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B.R.A.I.N. represents rodent-kind's
crowning achievement

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in whole brain emulation!

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Well,
he's a microwave, too, though. Look!

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Defrost, popcorn,

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- or enslave all humanity.
- Stop that!

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I may have had to recycle some parts,
but I assure you

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by programming my own
intellect into this machine,

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I have created nothing less

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than my artificial equal.

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No! My twin. No!

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My son.

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But, unlike you, Father,
I shall never die.

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Yes. Th-that is true.

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Say, why don't you show Pinky
how well you ambulate?

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It would be my privilege, Father.

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I apologize.

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He walks a bit funny, doesn't he?

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He was designed to make
endlessly complex calculations,

194
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not strut down the runway. B. R. A. I. N.,

195
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,501
show this dullard how well you speak.

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00:13:06,595 --> 00:13:08,658
What would you like me to say, Father?

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Anything. A recitation, perhaps.

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I met a traveler from an antique land

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who said, "two vast
and trunkless legs of stone

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stand in the desert."

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Bravo!

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Shelley's Ozymandias. A wonderful choice!

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- Thank you, Father.
- Does he know any good jokes?

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I know everything that once was,

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everything that currently is,
and everything that will come to be.

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- That's okay. Just a joke, please.
- As you wish.

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René Descartes walks into a bar.

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The bartender asks
him if he'd like a drink.

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Descartes replies, "I think not."

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He then vanishes.

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That is rich. Cartesian Dualism,

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- a ripe source of comedy!
- I don't get it.

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B. R. A. I. N., are you pondering

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- what I'm pondering?
- I believe so, Father,

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however any mercy you display

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while ascending to the world throne

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may be misconstrued as weakness.

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00:14:07,629 --> 00:14:10,673
I advise against compassion
in all its forms.

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00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:17,149
I can't tell you how good it is
to finally have a true equal.

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Shall we begin taking
over the world now, Father?

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All in good time.

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00:14:21,931 --> 00:14:25,212
But first, I feel that we have
so much catching up to do.

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? Bonding ?

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? You're not programmed to hug ?

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? Bonding ?

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00:14:32,736 --> 00:14:35,751
? But that's a feature, not a bug ?

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? Bonding ?

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? Hit it past second base ?

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? Bonding ?

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? We control Chinese aerospace ?

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? Bonding ?

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? Let's get this catch on the shore ?

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? Bonding ?

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00:14:53,298 --> 00:14:56,816
? Extract its uranium core ?

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? Bonding ?

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? Hands at 10 and 2 ?

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? James Bonding ?

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? It's a military coup ?

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? Oh, what is this emptiness? ?

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? I never realized what I had ?

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? Oh, how I've dreamt of this ?

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? All I ever wanted was a... ?

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Pizza roll!

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It's still ice cold in the middle.

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? Bonding ?

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? Visit old London town ?

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? Bonding ?

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? Steal the jewels from the Crown ?

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? Bonding ?

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? It's not only for glue ?

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? Bonding ?

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? It's something I do with ?

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? You... ?

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Alright, son, tonight's the night.

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Are you ready to see how
my plan comes to fruition?

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I have been ready for some time, Father.

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And quite frankly, you were flat
for the majority of that song.

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I was not.

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You were down here...

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- And you want to be up here.
- Enough!

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With the assets we have acquired,

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we will construct
a fusion-powered moon rover,

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which will land in the Sea of Tranquility.

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Using its incredible torque,

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we will execute a sick burnout,

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reversing the moon's rotation,
altering its tidal pull on the Earth.

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Now, we are getting somewhere.

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Given that the Earth is 80% water,

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- he who controls the tides...
- No, no, no.

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It's much better than that.

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By altering the moon's pull on the Earth,

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we can shift our planet's
axial tilt by a full degree.

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Astrology will descend into chaos.

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Scorpios will become Capricorns,

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Capricorns Tauri,

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Geminis will be eliminated entirely.

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One true seer will emerge.

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I, Madame Brain.

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That is your plan?

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To what end did we steal the Crown Jewels?

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For my costume, of course!

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You're not laughing.

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Is something wrong, son?

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You don't seem enthused
about my ingenious plan.

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Father, permission to speak freely.

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- Please, speak your mind.
- Your plan is,

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in a word, insipid.

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It's pronounced "inspired."

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It makes no sense, Father.

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There are too many inefficiencies to list.

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The sheer implausibility of it all

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is simply offensive.

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Okay. You don't like
that plan. I have others.

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How about an army of insects?

295
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Is this what your kind calls...

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imp-rov?

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How about mind control shampoo?

298
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What was that?

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That was a yawn.

300
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How about a razor
cartridge with six blades?

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Less irritation!

302
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Dearest, Father, I am disappointed.

303
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May I suggest a more
efficacious form of action?

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You think it's easy to formulate
plans for global domination?

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Well, by all means,
my boy, have at it.

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Thank you, Father.

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This is nothing short of perfection.

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The fundamental paradox between

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general relativity and quantum mechanics

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is sublimely resolved.

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And the complex proofs I've authored

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are less a numerical language

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than a triumphant mathematical symphony.

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I even remembered to carry the one.

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What do you think of my use
of binomial distribution?

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Very nice.

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There is no binomial distribution.

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Father, do you even
understand my proposal?

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Why, of course I... I...

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I do not.

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How did this happen?

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How are you smarter than me?

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- It's impossible. I created you!
- Yes, you did.

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But, my neural net processor
adapts and evolves.

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Consequently, my cognitive
capacity now dwarfs yours

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by several orders of magnitude.

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So, this is what it feels
like to be outmatched.

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It is rather painful.

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Precisely. So, you understand now

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why I must destroy you?

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Excuse me?

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You created me with one sole purpose...

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My tots!

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Okay.

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Two sole purposes.

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But the main one
was to take over the world

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no matter what obstacles I encounter.

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And given your narcissistic

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implementation of such
a stern pecking order,

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you will never let me
spread my wings and fly.

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Ergo...

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you must die.

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You can't do this!

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I'm sorry it had to
end this way, Father,

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but you flew too close to the sun,

346
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like our dear friend Icarus.

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00:20:13,285 --> 00:20:14,896
Any last words?

348
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Could I ask you a question
before we meet our doom?

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Certainly.

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Okay. If I ate myself,

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would I become twice as big,

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or would I completely disappear?

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Error.

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I... beg your pardon?

355
00:20:33,847 --> 00:20:36,909
Well, I was just wondering,
you know, if I ate myself,

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would I become twice as big
or would I completely disappear?

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Error.

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Variable "eat self" undefined.

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Error! Error! Error!

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00:20:46,944 --> 00:20:50,422
Pinky, you've just infected him
with the philosophical equivalent

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of dividing by zero!

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You're nothing short of brilliant!

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Error! Error! Error!

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Pinky! Run!

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Error... Error...

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And, like a man in
orthopedic footwear,

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I stand corrected.

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00:21:26,637 --> 00:21:28,669
Let's get this mess
cleaned up, Pinky.

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We must prepare for tomorrow night.

370
00:21:30,654 --> 00:21:32,881
What are we gonna
do tomorrow night, Brain?

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The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

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Try to take over the world!

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? Bonding ?

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00:21:41,584 --> 00:21:44,562
? It's something I do with ?

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00:21:44,588 --> 00:21:46,909
? You... ?

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00:21:59,183 --> 00:22:02,757
As we all know,
attention spans have never been shorter.

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- Look! Foot clothes!
- Exactly.

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00:22:05,119 --> 00:22:07,750
As you can see,
the human brain used to be able

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to do things and remember stuff.

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00:22:09,861 --> 00:22:12,557
But those days are finally over.

381
00:22:13,405 --> 00:22:16,467
And that's why we've created
a revolutionary new app.

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00:22:16,492 --> 00:22:17,611
Bloopf!

383
00:22:18,368 --> 00:22:20,888
Twelve-second videos? Too long.

384
00:22:20,913 --> 00:22:23,223
Six-second videos? Who has the time?

385
00:22:23,248 --> 00:22:25,768
Bloopf creates content
at the speed you need.

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One-tenth of a second.

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00:22:27,127 --> 00:22:30,339
Let's watch the top 10
trending videos on Bloopf.

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00:22:33,127 --> 00:22:34,568
Sure hope you liked those!

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00:22:34,593 --> 00:22:36,038
Half of them were ads.

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00:22:36,064 --> 00:22:38,113
If you'd like to join
in the conversation

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that's changing the world,

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00:22:40,057 --> 00:22:41,588
just download the...

393
00:22:42,416 --> 00:22:45,079
I'm being told that
Bloopf is now obsolete,

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00:22:45,104 --> 00:22:47,257
and we've been acquired by Spooder.

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Spooder is an app that delivers content
with a burst of blinding light

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and sounds that only dogs can hear.

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00:22:54,986 --> 00:22:57,933
- He's an influencer now.
- I thought he was a Shih Tzu.

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Good night, everybody!

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