1 00:00:03,671 --> 00:00:05,004 Ha! 2 00:00:08,551 --> 00:00:09,583 D'oh! 3 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:15,389 You said you'd be home at 7:00. 4 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:18,392 Go sleep on the bed. 5 00:00:25,671 --> 00:00:27,192 Oh, dear. 6 00:00:28,544 --> 00:00:29,778 Oh, who am I kidding? 7 00:00:29,864 --> 00:00:32,656 I will never have enough money to go to San Diego. 8 00:00:32,825 --> 00:00:34,491 Oh, maybe next year. 9 00:00:34,618 --> 00:00:36,952 But how many "next years" do I have left? 10 00:00:38,237 --> 00:00:39,284 Leave me. 11 00:00:39,319 --> 00:00:40,998 I have no patience for buyers, sellers, 12 00:00:41,083 --> 00:00:43,083 or parking meter quarter needers. 13 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:46,045 I didn't drag this wagon full of garbage 14 00:00:46,130 --> 00:00:47,838 to be yelled at by a talking circle! 15 00:00:47,965 --> 00:00:49,840 Ouch. Yes. Well, touché. 16 00:00:49,967 --> 00:00:51,467 Listen up, super size. 17 00:00:51,594 --> 00:00:53,756 I want to get rid of Seymour's toys 18 00:00:53,791 --> 00:00:55,295 before he turns 60. 19 00:00:55,330 --> 00:00:58,390 Oh, let's see, nothing of value, nothing of val... 20 00:00:58,559 --> 00:00:59,850 Wait a minute. 21 00:00:59,977 --> 00:01:02,227 Oh, my God, this is why I nerd. 22 00:01:02,313 --> 00:01:04,688 Yes! An original Radioactive Man doll. 23 00:01:04,857 --> 00:01:06,398 Hmm, mint in box, too. 24 00:01:06,484 --> 00:01:09,684 Yes, I may have occasionally seen one of these. 25 00:01:09,779 --> 00:01:11,320 In my dreams! 26 00:01:11,447 --> 00:01:14,531 Yes, um, excuse me just for-for one moment. 27 00:01:16,452 --> 00:01:19,286 I might make money! 28 00:01:19,455 --> 00:01:22,289 Hulk smash! Hulk smash! 29 00:01:23,861 --> 00:01:26,585 Three, two, sold! 30 00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:30,047 At last, I can afford a trip to Comicalooza. 31 00:01:30,216 --> 00:01:33,425 Oh, but not enough money for my wife. 32 00:01:34,053 --> 00:01:35,469 Mm. 33 00:01:35,554 --> 00:01:37,387 Oh, what luck. And the first chance to wear 34 00:01:37,515 --> 00:01:41,100 my Doctor Octopus costume since my uncle's funeral. 35 00:01:41,227 --> 00:01:44,061 It is happening! 36 00:01:58,346 --> 00:01:59,347 Mm. 37 00:01:59,416 --> 00:02:00,536 Do you still have it? Do you? 38 00:02:00,663 --> 00:02:02,079 I-I'm afraid not. 39 00:02:02,206 --> 00:02:04,039 It's on its way to a lucky collector 40 00:02:04,166 --> 00:02:06,083 who will enjoy not opening it. 41 00:02:06,210 --> 00:02:08,418 - So sorry. - Damn you, Mother. 42 00:02:08,587 --> 00:02:09,920 I haven't been this angry with you 43 00:02:10,047 --> 00:02:11,713 since you enlisted me in the Marines. 44 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:15,592 Your draft number was too high. The suspense was killing me. 45 00:02:17,580 --> 00:02:19,721 - 46 00:02:25,971 --> 00:02:27,396 Who's the new guy? 47 00:02:30,234 --> 00:02:32,317 A saxophone. 48 00:02:32,403 --> 00:02:34,653 I wouldn't kick him out of the library 49 00:02:34,822 --> 00:02:36,488 for ignoring my shush. 50 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:38,448 Could he be any cooler? 51 00:02:40,578 --> 00:02:42,786 Oh, I'm gushing in the key of 52 00:02:42,955 --> 00:02:44,538 E...! 53 00:02:46,488 --> 00:02:48,321 Okay, don't gaze at his eyes. 54 00:02:48,449 --> 00:02:50,490 Don't stare at his smile. 55 00:02:50,617 --> 00:02:52,367 Don't talk out loud. 56 00:02:52,494 --> 00:02:54,401 You know, I can hear you. 57 00:02:54,621 --> 00:02:56,246 Settle, children, settle. 58 00:02:56,415 --> 00:02:57,998 First, we have a new band member. 59 00:02:58,125 --> 00:02:59,875 Blake, raise your hand. 60 00:03:00,794 --> 00:03:03,628 Second, we're having a chair challenge tomorrow. 61 00:03:03,755 --> 00:03:06,256 Lisa Simpson will be playing to retain her seat. 62 00:03:06,383 --> 00:03:08,383 Your challenger is Blake. 63 00:03:08,510 --> 00:03:10,802 Full disclosure, I'm pretty good. 64 00:03:10,929 --> 00:03:13,240 Well, I'm happy, 'cause whether I beat you or not, 65 00:03:13,275 --> 00:03:15,173 I'll get to sit next to you. 66 00:03:16,335 --> 00:03:18,602 Stop with the blue eyes, will you? 67 00:03:18,729 --> 00:03:21,104 Less meet-cute, more toot-toot. 68 00:03:24,735 --> 00:03:26,526 Great. Now, keep playing. 69 00:03:26,612 --> 00:03:28,945 I have a very important meeting in the instrument closet. 70 00:03:31,325 --> 00:03:33,950 CBD gummies, take me away. 71 00:03:34,077 --> 00:03:36,786 Mmm, mmm, mmm. 72 00:03:38,916 --> 00:03:40,840 - 73 00:03:41,502 --> 00:03:44,586 "You come to me on the hay of my daughter's bedding 74 00:03:44,713 --> 00:03:47,964 and make me an ostrich I can't refuse." 75 00:03:48,133 --> 00:03:49,341 Uh, who are you? 76 00:03:49,468 --> 00:03:50,509 I'm Phil, 77 00:03:50,594 --> 00:03:51,968 filling in for Comic Book Guy. 78 00:03:52,054 --> 00:03:53,386 Also known as 79 00:03:53,514 --> 00:03:55,931 the Snark Knight and Mean Lantern. 80 00:03:56,016 --> 00:03:57,766 Stop being weird. 81 00:03:57,935 --> 00:03:59,893 I'm not being weird. I'm a voice-over artist. 82 00:04:00,020 --> 00:04:01,895 I do voices for your favorite cartoons. 83 00:04:02,022 --> 00:04:03,897 Like Itchy the mouse. 84 00:04:05,484 --> 00:04:08,568 I never dreamed real people did those voices. 85 00:04:08,737 --> 00:04:10,987 I'm a little embarrassed to say this, 86 00:04:11,114 --> 00:04:13,490 but I do voices, too. 87 00:04:13,617 --> 00:04:16,201 - Oh? Like who? - Like this kid Nelson. 88 00:04:16,328 --> 00:04:18,203 You don't know him, but he's all... 89 00:04:18,330 --> 00:04:19,429 "haw-haw," 90 00:04:19,456 --> 00:04:21,373 and, "smell you later." 91 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:23,767 Haw-haw! 92 00:04:23,835 --> 00:04:25,460 Smell you later. 93 00:04:25,587 --> 00:04:27,337 Hey, you're pretty good. 94 00:04:27,422 --> 00:04:28,964 And I do an awesome Todd Flanders, 95 00:04:29,132 --> 00:04:30,799 but it's not worth meeting Todd Flanders. 96 00:04:30,884 --> 00:04:32,968 - Do some more. - Well, how about... 97 00:04:33,136 --> 00:04:35,679 That guy from Back to the Future. 98 00:04:35,764 --> 00:04:38,890 Kid, we've got to help your parents have sex. 99 00:04:39,017 --> 00:04:40,600 - Do another. - All right, 100 00:04:40,769 --> 00:04:43,979 I'll do Michael bloody Caine, if you don't mind. 101 00:04:44,064 --> 00:04:46,231 If you want to live in my cider house, 102 00:04:46,358 --> 00:04:48,567 there are some rules! 103 00:04:48,652 --> 00:04:52,988 Wow, if I knew who that was, I would be even more impressed. 104 00:04:55,534 --> 00:04:58,368 Do you ever worry that Lisa tries too hard 105 00:04:58,495 --> 00:05:00,495 and Bart doesn't try enough? 106 00:05:00,622 --> 00:05:02,205 Marge, you know our deal. 107 00:05:02,332 --> 00:05:04,833 We don't mention the kids after 7:00. 108 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:06,251 Where is Bart, anyway? 109 00:05:06,378 --> 00:05:08,128 He should have been home by now. 110 00:05:08,213 --> 00:05:09,796 Can you call him? I've got to get started 111 00:05:09,923 --> 00:05:11,506 on second dinner. 112 00:05:11,633 --> 00:05:13,466 Boy, where are you? 113 00:05:13,594 --> 00:05:14,759 I'm hanging with a stranger. 114 00:05:14,886 --> 00:05:17,512 He's got so many different personalities. 115 00:05:17,639 --> 00:05:19,945 Oh, will you be home before dark, yes or no? 116 00:05:19,980 --> 00:05:21,224 What am I, a magic 8-ball? 117 00:05:21,310 --> 00:05:22,684 Sounds great. 118 00:05:22,811 --> 00:05:25,604 Looks like all of us are living the dream. 119 00:05:51,147 --> 00:05:53,522 Folks, we'll be landing in San Diego soon. 120 00:05:53,608 --> 00:05:55,858 On the right side you can see the Pacific Ocean, 121 00:05:55,985 --> 00:05:59,237 and on the left, oh, I think there's Superman flying 122 00:05:59,364 --> 00:06:00,696 - right behind us. - Oh. 123 00:06:00,823 --> 00:06:04,784 Oh, don't patronize us, please. 124 00:06:04,911 --> 00:06:08,746 Hmm. Mm-hmm. 125 00:06:08,873 --> 00:06:12,375 - Working on questions to ask at the panels? - Yes. 126 00:06:12,502 --> 00:06:16,128 Well, I've been going since '75. Seen it all. 127 00:06:16,256 --> 00:06:20,091 Adam West in shorts, a line to meet Brendan Fraser. 128 00:06:20,218 --> 00:06:22,885 But you know the most amazing thing I ever saw? 129 00:06:22,971 --> 00:06:27,056 - What? - Once, a guy asked a question so good, 130 00:06:27,183 --> 00:06:30,017 he got a job with Marvel on the spot. 131 00:06:30,103 --> 00:06:32,186 Ooh, me write for Marvel? 132 00:06:32,313 --> 00:06:34,105 Be a part of the committee that would decide 133 00:06:34,232 --> 00:06:36,065 the fate of the Avengers? 134 00:06:36,192 --> 00:06:38,234 Then people like me could make fun of me. 135 00:06:38,403 --> 00:06:40,528 But those ain't gonna cut it, fanboy. 136 00:06:40,655 --> 00:06:44,407 Then I will write the best question ever. 137 00:06:44,534 --> 00:06:46,200 Was he real or... 138 00:06:46,327 --> 00:06:48,035 Of course I'm real, and a real person 139 00:06:48,204 --> 00:06:50,913 should never be booked between you and this guy. 140 00:06:50,999 --> 00:06:52,540 I am Groot. 141 00:06:52,667 --> 00:06:54,041 Kosher meal for Steve Fishbein. 142 00:06:54,168 --> 00:06:55,543 I am Steve Fishbein. 143 00:06:58,662 --> 00:07:02,300 Comicalooza, even more glorious than I dreamed. 144 00:07:06,347 --> 00:07:09,515 I should not have done that. Very stupid. 145 00:07:09,642 --> 00:07:13,311 Every man a Batman, every woman a Harley Quinn. 146 00:07:15,482 --> 00:07:16,982 - 147 00:07:16,983 --> 00:07:20,526 The chance to rub elbows with the who's who of Dr. Who. 148 00:07:20,653 --> 00:07:24,071 And to ride an escalator next to Ant-Man Paul Rudd! 149 00:07:24,198 --> 00:07:26,198 You are Ant-Man Paul Rudd. 150 00:07:26,326 --> 00:07:30,578 Oh, god, I hate my approachable everyman looks. 151 00:07:30,705 --> 00:07:33,080 Yes, a question, please, from someone who is 152 00:07:33,166 --> 00:07:34,457 still willing to become a fan. 153 00:07:34,584 --> 00:07:36,500 If you had access to an Avengers-style 154 00:07:36,627 --> 00:07:39,128 quantum time loop, would you go back in time 155 00:07:39,213 --> 00:07:41,839 and not be in dinner for schmucks? 156 00:07:41,966 --> 00:07:43,632 Activate VIP pass. 157 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:47,970 For two seconds I saw inside the VIP room. 158 00:07:48,056 --> 00:07:49,805 I saw Jon Favreau sniffing hummus 159 00:07:49,891 --> 00:07:51,349 to see if it was still good. 160 00:07:52,098 --> 00:07:54,935 Time for a celebratory pretzel. 161 00:07:56,105 --> 00:07:57,396 Rib-it, rib-it. 162 00:07:58,279 --> 00:07:59,607 Who are you? 163 00:07:59,692 --> 00:08:01,359 Boba Fett on a job interview. 164 00:08:01,486 --> 00:08:04,653 Well, begone. I'm writing the perfect panel question. 165 00:08:04,781 --> 00:08:06,655 Get out of here. 166 00:08:08,618 --> 00:08:10,242 Oh, my god. Oh, my god, I have it. 167 00:08:10,370 --> 00:08:12,703 "Are superheroes America's new religion? 168 00:08:12,789 --> 00:08:15,998 And if so, shouldn't comic book profits be tax-free?" 169 00:08:18,836 --> 00:08:20,127 I will work for Marvel, 170 00:08:20,213 --> 00:08:23,047 and they will finally be successful. 171 00:08:23,174 --> 00:08:24,965 Hey, good question. 172 00:08:25,093 --> 00:08:26,550 Thank you, Professor X. 173 00:08:26,677 --> 00:08:28,260 I'm not Professor X. 174 00:08:28,346 --> 00:08:30,805 I am just a bald man in a wheelchair 175 00:08:30,932 --> 00:08:33,808 searching for his child. 176 00:08:33,935 --> 00:08:36,260 - Hey, Lisa. - Oh, hey, Blake. 177 00:08:36,354 --> 00:08:38,979 This is where I eat when I want to be alone. 178 00:08:39,107 --> 00:08:40,731 Uh, I don't want to be alone, though. 179 00:08:40,817 --> 00:08:44,435 Um, want to share wasabi peas? They're really dry. 180 00:08:44,570 --> 00:08:45,669 Are you a veggie? 181 00:08:45,696 --> 00:08:47,238 - Yes, I am. - Me, too. 182 00:08:47,365 --> 00:08:51,200 This is a BLT: bread, lettuce and tomato. 183 00:08:51,369 --> 00:08:53,786 Hey, quit talking to my girlfriend. 184 00:08:53,913 --> 00:08:56,038 I am not your girlfriend. 185 00:08:56,165 --> 00:08:57,832 Right, right. We're focused on 186 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,167 career days and homework right now. 187 00:09:00,336 --> 00:09:03,212 - But love has a way of... - Get away from me. 188 00:09:03,339 --> 00:09:07,049 Oh, my god, Lisa, we've become my parents. 189 00:09:07,176 --> 00:09:09,927 Well, I just wanted to wish you good luck and, uh... 190 00:09:25,522 --> 00:09:27,857 - 191 00:09:33,953 --> 00:09:37,696 Ah, my favorite sound: silence. 192 00:09:38,982 --> 00:09:40,166 See ya. 193 00:09:46,554 --> 00:09:47,725 - 194 00:09:57,977 --> 00:10:00,311 Okay, a little bigger than I thought. 195 00:10:00,438 --> 00:10:03,272 Oh, boy, it's like Burning Man for nerds, although 196 00:10:03,357 --> 00:10:06,066 to be fair, Burning Man is also Burning Man for nerds. 197 00:10:06,194 --> 00:10:08,068 Man, there's a lot of nerds. 198 00:10:08,196 --> 00:10:09,904 Hello, Hall H. 199 00:10:10,072 --> 00:10:13,324 Let's let out a roar they can hear in Asgard. 200 00:10:13,451 --> 00:10:15,784 Question, isn't sound to Asgard blocked 201 00:10:15,870 --> 00:10:17,286 by the vacuum of space? 202 00:10:17,413 --> 00:10:20,456 Actually, sound is transmitted by Yggdrasil, 203 00:10:20,583 --> 00:10:22,958 the tree that connects the nine worlds of the cosmos. 204 00:10:23,044 --> 00:10:24,168 But transmission doesn't come into it. 205 00:10:24,253 --> 00:10:25,753 This has never not been true. 206 00:10:26,635 --> 00:10:29,423 Have you ever read Thor? 207 00:10:29,550 --> 00:10:31,967 Wha-what? Whoa. 208 00:10:32,053 --> 00:10:34,803 We have some of the greatest creators in the industry here. 209 00:10:34,931 --> 00:10:37,932 Daniel Kim, Zoe Burwell, 210 00:10:38,100 --> 00:10:39,850 and David Z. Cohen! 211 00:10:43,064 --> 00:10:44,480 Oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my god! 212 00:10:44,607 --> 00:10:47,066 I've been blocked on twitter by all of them. 213 00:10:47,193 --> 00:10:51,570 And now it's time for... audience questions. 214 00:10:54,951 --> 00:10:56,450 Yes. Third position. 215 00:10:56,536 --> 00:10:58,536 Time to prepare. And just two steps to the mic. 216 00:10:58,704 --> 00:11:00,120 It's perfect. 217 00:11:00,206 --> 00:11:02,915 Um, I-I'd like to ask, how would someone like me 218 00:11:03,042 --> 00:11:05,960 get someone like you to-to look at my work? 219 00:11:06,087 --> 00:11:07,211 I'll look at your work. 220 00:11:07,338 --> 00:11:09,964 Uh, actually, uh, I-I don't... 221 00:11:10,091 --> 00:11:12,800 I don't have any work, per se. 222 00:11:12,969 --> 00:11:14,802 Next. 223 00:11:14,971 --> 00:11:16,679 Closer to me. Closer to me. 224 00:11:19,767 --> 00:11:21,600 Isn't it true that Superman represented 225 00:11:21,727 --> 00:11:24,687 the subconscious desire of creators Jerry Siegel 226 00:11:24,772 --> 00:11:28,983 and Joe Shuster to defeat the Nazi menace in 1938? 227 00:11:29,110 --> 00:11:30,901 Wow. Wow. 228 00:11:31,070 --> 00:11:32,778 I have never heard a question that good. 229 00:11:35,199 --> 00:11:36,865 Oh, yes, yes, good question. 230 00:11:36,951 --> 00:11:39,577 And I believe the answer is "a-doy." 231 00:11:39,704 --> 00:11:43,330 and now for the query that will blow them away. 232 00:11:43,457 --> 00:11:45,541 Uh, uh, where's my question? 233 00:11:45,626 --> 00:11:47,334 Ha, did I use it as a napkin? 234 00:11:47,503 --> 00:11:50,004 No, I never use a napkin. Ugh, where is it? 235 00:11:50,131 --> 00:11:52,548 - Next! - Um, uh... 236 00:11:52,675 --> 00:11:54,717 Yes, my question is, um, uh... 237 00:11:54,844 --> 00:11:57,511 Okay, I forgot my question. 238 00:11:57,597 --> 00:12:00,097 Worst question ever. 239 00:12:00,224 --> 00:12:02,683 No! 240 00:12:03,301 --> 00:12:04,810 Welcome to Marvel. 241 00:12:04,937 --> 00:12:06,979 No. 242 00:12:07,106 --> 00:12:09,732 We could offer you a job at DC. 243 00:12:09,817 --> 00:12:11,525 Yes, hard pass. 244 00:12:11,652 --> 00:12:14,486 Ugh. Just when I thought this day could not get any worse. 245 00:12:16,365 --> 00:12:20,242 Okay, the day you've been waiting for: chair challenges. 246 00:12:20,369 --> 00:12:23,412 We begin with Ralph challenging for first triangle. 247 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,957 I'm halfway through. 248 00:12:27,084 --> 00:12:30,711 Once again, first triangle will be an empty chair. 249 00:12:30,838 --> 00:12:32,588 The better chair won. 250 00:12:32,715 --> 00:12:35,716 Now, for first saxophone, Lisa Simpson. 251 00:12:35,843 --> 00:12:38,302 Hey, vegetarian, I soaked your reed 252 00:12:38,387 --> 00:12:39,678 in hot dog water. 253 00:12:39,805 --> 00:12:41,639 Ew, ew, ew. 254 00:12:43,392 --> 00:12:45,476 Terrible. Blake? 255 00:12:46,748 --> 00:12:48,228 Terrible, but better. 256 00:12:48,356 --> 00:12:49,845 You're first chair. 257 00:12:50,232 --> 00:12:52,816 You were playing me the whole time. 258 00:12:54,987 --> 00:12:56,904 Don't you walk away from me. 259 00:12:57,073 --> 00:12:59,698 Well, very soon, I will outplay you, 260 00:12:59,825 --> 00:13:01,575 my blues will be blue-ier, 261 00:13:01,702 --> 00:13:03,827 my "Baker Street" will be more baked, 262 00:13:03,954 --> 00:13:05,788 and I will get my chair back. 263 00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:08,207 It may not be today, or tomorrow, 264 00:13:08,334 --> 00:13:10,501 because tomorrow we have a field trip, 265 00:13:10,670 --> 00:13:13,587 or two days after that because that's... 266 00:13:13,714 --> 00:13:17,091 that's no school, but-but on the 11th. 267 00:13:17,218 --> 00:13:19,802 Yeah, the 11th, it's mine, buddy. 268 00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:21,095 That's the science fair. 269 00:13:21,222 --> 00:13:23,430 Aah! Thanks for reminding me! 270 00:13:25,033 --> 00:13:26,184 - 271 00:13:26,185 --> 00:13:29,061 Okay, audition for King of Cookie Castle, take one. 272 00:13:29,188 --> 00:13:31,563 Okay, you got this, Phil. Book it, book it good. 273 00:13:31,649 --> 00:13:34,108 - We ready? - Off with their heads. 274 00:13:34,235 --> 00:13:35,984 Off with their feet. 275 00:13:36,070 --> 00:13:38,862 Grind the rest into a sugary treat. 276 00:13:38,989 --> 00:13:41,073 Beautiful, you got the part. 277 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:43,674 Beautiful, you got the fart. 278 00:13:44,754 --> 00:13:45,994 Hey, the kid's not bad. 279 00:13:46,122 --> 00:13:47,621 We might have a part for him, too. 280 00:13:47,707 --> 00:13:51,333 And if he improvises like that, I can fire the writers. 281 00:13:51,460 --> 00:13:52,835 Read this, kid. 282 00:13:53,838 --> 00:13:55,746 Eat my tights. 283 00:13:55,798 --> 00:13:57,256 - You're hired. - Wow. 284 00:13:57,341 --> 00:14:00,467 Who knew it was so easy to become a working actor? 285 00:14:00,594 --> 00:14:01,969 - Hmm. 286 00:14:02,138 --> 00:14:04,722 Okay, everyone say one thing they did today. 287 00:14:04,807 --> 00:14:05,973 I'll start. 288 00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:08,058 I lost my half-cup measuring cup, 289 00:14:08,185 --> 00:14:10,147 so I used two quarter cups. 290 00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:11,353 Crisis averted. 291 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:13,439 I booked a voice-over job, and the show airs tomorrow. 292 00:14:13,566 --> 00:14:15,816 I thought animation took nine months. 293 00:14:15,943 --> 00:14:18,193 No, you can do any cartoon in a day. 294 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:21,280 Anyone who takes longer is just trying to bleed the studio dry. 295 00:14:21,365 --> 00:14:23,782 And this is what they're paying me. 296 00:14:24,540 --> 00:14:27,661 That's baloney. Anybody could fake a check from... 297 00:14:27,788 --> 00:14:29,872 "Warner Bros. Animation." 298 00:14:29,957 --> 00:14:31,498 no, it's legit. 299 00:14:31,625 --> 00:14:34,460 I made more in a minute than you do in a month, fatso. 300 00:14:34,587 --> 00:14:36,378 - Why, you little... - Uhp-uhp-uhp. 301 00:14:36,505 --> 00:14:38,505 Keep your hands off the moneymaker. 302 00:14:38,632 --> 00:14:39,715 And don't look me in the voice. 303 00:14:41,106 --> 00:14:43,845 Lisa, how was your day? 304 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:45,596 Well, my life is in ruin, 305 00:14:45,681 --> 00:14:49,369 and I'm trying to think of some possible plan to rescue myself. 306 00:14:49,404 --> 00:14:53,094 Plans are fine, but never underestimate the power of giving up. 307 00:14:53,189 --> 00:14:56,857 Because if you think about it, see, uh, s-spontan... 308 00:14:56,984 --> 00:14:58,484 Eh, forget it. 309 00:14:58,962 --> 00:15:01,069 Coming up, Cookie Castle, 310 00:15:01,238 --> 00:15:03,197 introducing Bart Simpson. 311 00:15:03,365 --> 00:15:05,949 Oh, I still think we all could have fit. 312 00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:07,326 Now get a good look. 313 00:15:07,453 --> 00:15:09,536 This is your last chance to see normal Bart 314 00:15:09,663 --> 00:15:11,872 before I become a star. 315 00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:15,458 Then I'll be the guy who sells you out with a tell-all book. 316 00:15:15,485 --> 00:15:17,319 Boo-yeah. 317 00:15:23,827 --> 00:15:25,118 Yeah, go, Bart. 318 00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:27,746 You got the "and" credit. 319 00:15:27,873 --> 00:15:32,125 I negotiated that, in lieu of having a teacher on set. Bam. 320 00:15:36,089 --> 00:15:40,217 I kneel before you, Jules. 321 00:15:40,344 --> 00:15:41,843 Rise, sir knight, 322 00:15:41,970 --> 00:15:45,180 and kiss the gentle hand of your sovereign. 323 00:15:45,307 --> 00:15:46,598 You play a girl? 324 00:15:47,388 --> 00:15:48,399 Come on. 325 00:15:48,688 --> 00:15:50,435 They didn't tell me that. 326 00:15:50,604 --> 00:15:52,646 My place is in the scullery. 327 00:15:53,814 --> 00:15:56,733 I thought "scullery" was where they kept the skulls. 328 00:15:56,902 --> 00:16:00,403 Bart plays a girl, Bart plays a girl. 329 00:16:00,530 --> 00:16:03,106 And his accent's inconsistent. 330 00:16:15,060 --> 00:16:16,234 - 331 00:16:20,425 --> 00:16:21,439 Bart? 332 00:16:22,094 --> 00:16:23,193 Go away. 333 00:16:23,220 --> 00:16:25,220 No, I'm-I'm not gonna tease you. 334 00:16:25,305 --> 00:16:28,515 I'm proud that my brother isn't bound by gender stereotypes 335 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:30,850 or heteronormative thinking. 336 00:16:30,978 --> 00:16:33,395 Ugh. I hate the way your generation talks. 337 00:16:33,522 --> 00:16:35,021 I have something to tell you. 338 00:16:35,148 --> 00:16:37,857 Oh, don't tell me I'm nominated for an Annie Award. 339 00:16:37,985 --> 00:16:41,236 - Those things are worthless. - Much more important. 340 00:16:41,363 --> 00:16:43,280 For my problem, there's no answer. 341 00:16:43,407 --> 00:16:47,367 But what you're doing is brave, and it's a little dangerous, 342 00:16:47,536 --> 00:16:48,910 and you should be proud. 343 00:16:49,037 --> 00:16:51,621 - Really? - That's right, my friend. 344 00:16:51,748 --> 00:16:54,499 You should walk into school with your head held high. 345 00:16:54,668 --> 00:16:56,710 All right, I will. 346 00:16:56,795 --> 00:16:59,212 Hey, everyone, I'm Princess Jules 347 00:16:59,339 --> 00:17:01,256 and I'm proud. 348 00:17:02,592 --> 00:17:05,343 Do you identify as "him" or "her?" 349 00:17:05,470 --> 00:17:07,095 - Him. - Get him! 350 00:17:12,447 --> 00:17:14,769 Uh, y-you're not gonna yell at me? 351 00:17:14,938 --> 00:17:18,356 No. I have lost my will to berate. 352 00:17:18,483 --> 00:17:20,066 Aw, I'm sorry. 353 00:17:20,193 --> 00:17:23,069 Ralph Wiggum feels sorry for me. 354 00:17:23,238 --> 00:17:25,572 And farther still do I fall. 355 00:17:25,657 --> 00:17:27,741 This will be here for me later. 356 00:17:27,868 --> 00:17:31,369 Leave me alone. Get out of here, you stupid kid. 357 00:17:31,496 --> 00:17:33,538 You're like a Gollum with worse hair, 358 00:17:33,623 --> 00:17:35,874 a subcommittee meeting of the Galactic Senate, 359 00:17:36,001 --> 00:17:39,919 a Spider-Man drawn by John Romita Jr. Jr. 360 00:17:40,047 --> 00:17:42,297 Uh... you fixed me. 361 00:17:42,466 --> 00:17:45,467 - You fixed me. - Yay! 362 00:17:47,179 --> 00:17:48,970 Let's see, where could I move? 363 00:17:49,139 --> 00:17:52,057 Toluca Lake. Lot of voice-over work there. 364 00:17:52,184 --> 00:17:54,809 It would be nice to fly in and out of Burbank. 365 00:17:56,271 --> 00:17:57,771 Bart, turn on your show. 366 00:17:57,898 --> 00:17:59,731 You mean the show that ruined my life? 367 00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:02,984 Just turn it on. You're not a princess anymore. 368 00:18:03,111 --> 00:18:05,070 You're a queen. 369 00:18:05,197 --> 00:18:06,696 Majesty, 370 00:18:06,782 --> 00:18:09,949 the royal unicorn is waiting for your dainty bottom. 371 00:18:10,077 --> 00:18:11,368 Aw, geez. 372 00:18:19,836 --> 00:18:23,129 Whoa. Who knew a princess could be badass? 373 00:18:23,215 --> 00:18:25,757 I'm gonna get a Queen Bart action figure. 374 00:18:25,884 --> 00:18:29,469 Whoa. The unicorn's killed every adult in sight. 375 00:18:36,061 --> 00:18:38,269 - 376 00:18:44,736 --> 00:18:47,946 From now on, hands off Bart. 377 00:18:48,657 --> 00:18:50,115 What about me? 378 00:18:50,242 --> 00:18:53,368 I like the bullying. It's a form of attention. 379 00:18:53,495 --> 00:18:56,371 Also, hands off Milhouse. 380 00:18:56,456 --> 00:18:57,664 No. 381 00:18:58,622 --> 00:18:59,622 Well, 382 00:18:59,668 --> 00:19:02,877 I can't play to my abilities or in a stupid first chair, 383 00:19:03,004 --> 00:19:05,964 but I can still just play for the fun of it. 384 00:19:06,091 --> 00:19:08,383 Beat it. This is our turf. 385 00:19:22,371 --> 00:19:24,131 - 386 00:19:24,132 --> 00:19:25,671 - 387 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:31,440 - 388 00:19:34,202 --> 00:19:35,577 Free pretzel? 389 00:19:35,704 --> 00:19:37,954 The greatest award I've ever won. 390 00:19:40,399 --> 00:19:42,500 Still up there. 391 00:19:42,669 --> 00:19:45,462 Although Dad ate the original pretzel. 392 00:19:45,589 --> 00:19:47,797 Stick it on the tray. 393 00:19:47,966 --> 00:19:49,299 - No. - D'oh. 394 00:19:52,665 --> 00:19:54,722 I'm addicted to playing for free. 395 00:19:54,778 --> 00:19:58,391 Which is the least dangerous addiction a musician can have. 396 00:20:05,317 --> 00:20:07,400 I want to like it. I just don't. 397 00:20:15,702 --> 00:20:18,703 If you could go back in time and not make one Hulk movie, 398 00:20:18,871 --> 00:20:22,832 which would it be and why? 399 00:20:22,959 --> 00:20:24,166 The most popular superheroes 400 00:20:24,293 --> 00:20:25,710 are Superman, Batman, Spider-Man, 401 00:20:25,837 --> 00:20:30,256 so I propose creating SuperSpiderBat. 402 00:20:30,341 --> 00:20:33,134 Why do people who see Superman first think "It's a bird"? 403 00:20:33,261 --> 00:20:35,469 And why do they feel the need to say it out loud? 404 00:20:35,638 --> 00:20:39,348 "Look, it's a bird." I mean, who says that? 405 00:20:44,772 --> 00:20:47,606 * Any note you can reach, I can go higher * 406 00:20:47,692 --> 00:20:49,984 * I can sing anything higher than you * 407 00:20:50,069 --> 00:20:52,695 - * No, you can't, no, you can't * - * Yes, I can * 408 00:20:52,822 --> 00:20:55,448 - * Yes, I can, yes, I can * - * No, you can't * 409 00:20:55,533 --> 00:20:58,034 - * No, you can't, no, you can't * - * Yes, I can * 410 00:20:58,119 --> 00:21:00,703 - * Yes, I can, yes, I can * - * No, you can't * 411 00:21:00,830 --> 00:21:03,414 - * No, you can't, no, you can't * - * Yes, I can * 412 00:21:03,499 --> 00:21:06,000 - * Yes, I can, yes, I can * - * No, you can't * 413 00:21:06,085 --> 00:21:08,836 - * No, you can't, no, you can't * - * Yes, I can * 414 00:21:08,921 --> 00:21:10,484 - * Yes, I can, yes, I can * - * No, you can't * 415 00:21:10,557 --> 00:21:13,340 * No, you can't, no, you can't, no, you can't! * 416 00:21:13,468 --> 00:21:16,385 All right, I can't. 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