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? It's time for Animaniacs! ?

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? And we're zany to the max ?

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? So just sit back and relax ?

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? You'll laugh till you collapse ?

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? We're Animaniacs! ?

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- ? Come join the Warner Brothers ?
- ? And the Warner Sister Dot ?

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? Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ?

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? They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ?

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? But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ?

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? We're Animaniacs ?

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? Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ?

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? Wakko packs away the snacks ?

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? Our careers have made comebacks ?

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? We're Animaniacs! ?

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? Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ?

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? A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ?

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? Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ?

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? And ethnically diverse ?

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? The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ?

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? We're Animaniacs ?

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? You should see our new contracts ?

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? We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ?

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? We're animan-ey, totally insane-y ?

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? May cause migraine-y's ?

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? Animaniacs! Those are the facts ?

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www.subtitulamos.tv

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Now, let's see.

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Marshmallows.

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Graham crackers.

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And... No! No no no!

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I forgot the chocolate!

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What's the point of a camping
trip without s'mores?

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Excuse me, but you cannot be here.

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Hey! Maybe this guy's
got some chocolate.

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Yeah, Mister! You got any chocolate?

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Please?

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What? No!

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Why not?

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Because this is not
Wonka Willy's playtime!

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This is the Greek Games!

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So it is.

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And I am Nils Niedhart,

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the overwhelming favorite to win

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all the gold medals!

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Hey, look!

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Foil-wrapped chocolates!

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So fancy.

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Looks like we're gonna have to become

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'gold meddlers!'

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- Title of the sketch?
- Title of the sketch.

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It's starting! Okay, bye-bye!

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No squatters in the stadium
until after games are over.

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That's when the urban decay sets in.

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This is so...

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"in tents!"

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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say hello to the best
athletes in the world.

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Yah! Hello!

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Nils Niedhart coming through!

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Get over it, no big deal. JK!

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Very big deal!

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- Nils! Nils! Nils!
- I love you, Nils!

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Thank you, but I'm already
in a serious relationship

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with my biceps,
Ronald and Matilda.

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And my pecs, Mooby and Highbeam.

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And my calves, Ambush and Bazooka!

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Yeah!

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Nils! Nils! Nils!

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- Outta the way! - One side,
coming through. - Excuse me!

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I thought I told you to go away!?

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We did! We went to London,

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Cairo,

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the Great Wall of China!

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I found myself in Paris.

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Athletes are the only
peoples allowed here!

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Just look at you!

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Your legs are like the stems
of a very vulnerable flower!

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Hey! Don't pluck on my leg,

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you lazily rendered stereotype!

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We most certainly are athletes.

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But you don't have a flag!

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Oh, boy. This is gonna hurt.

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See? Flag!

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Well, pal, looks like
we'll be competitors.

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May the best man win.

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First up, organized falling,

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also known as the high dive.

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Nils! Nils! Nils! Nils! Nils!

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Dear, the crowd seems to be confused.

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Yes. On the list of funny
names I've written for him,

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I see his name is Bills Beefheart.

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A common mistake.
Bills Beefheart was his father.

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Tragic story there,

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but this guy's name is Grilled Cheese Art!

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Ahoy!

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Nils! Nils! Nils!

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An impressive moonwalk,
but don't you feel it's a little dated?

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It is, but this is
a reboot of a '90s show.

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Touché.

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The Burt Reynolds.

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More dated, and even more impressive.

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Nils! Nils! Nils!

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10's across the board!

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That's gonna be tough to beat.

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Mathematically impossible, in fact.

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Luckily,
our next competitor can't do math.

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Yakko Warner from Burbank!

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Yakko really depends
on the support of his family.

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I recently spoke
to his brother.

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And I recently spoke
to his sister. They both agree...

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He can't swim!

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It appears Yakko Warner
has broken the sound barrier

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- upon re-entry.
- That's right, Dot.

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Both physically impossible
and tough to beat.

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No!

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Boy, this guy is very
serious about winning.

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It must be amazing
chocolate in those medals!

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Equestrian.

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Equestrian.

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The event where
the horse does all the work,

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and the human takes all the credit.

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You know a lot about
taking all the credit,

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Mister Countries-of-the-World Song.

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Knishenkugel,
let's "yump" for some gold medals, yah?

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You like that, huh?

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Yump! Yump!

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We are yumping! Yumping!

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Not bad,

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but the judges may deduct
for comical mispronunciation.

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Hey, little girl!

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Your pony's stubby body

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is an affront to nature.

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A hushed silence here.
The crowd is stunned

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by the presence of
the mythical creature Pegasus.

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I am the Pegasus, last of my kind.

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I come bearing horrible tidings of
war from the nether dimensions...

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Less talky, more flappy.

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And next, tennis for the un-athletic,

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ping pong!

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Our competitors tonight:
For Burbank, Wakko Warner.

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For Lichtenstein,
Gils Braveheart.

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Nils Niedhart!

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Yeah, like we said. Peels Play-dart

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They mock what they do not understand.

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My name.

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Power!

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You cannot eat the sports balls!

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Oops, sorry.

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I forgot my table manners.

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Under section 31 of the rulebook,

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it states one can, technically,

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consume and regurgitate the ball in play.

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I'm as baffled as you are, folks,

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but the rules are the rules.

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That's it!

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No more Herr Nice Guy!

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Volleyball, the sport
for tall people who can't dribble.

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- I can't watch!
- I can!

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Discus, when you absolutely,
positively have to throw a plate.

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High jump, now legal in 12 US states.

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- Wow, that was fun.
- And we've got enough chocolate

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to make s'mores for the rest of our lives!

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Hey, wait a minute!

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These aren't chocolate.

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It's gold!

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What a rip-off.

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Nope. Nope. Nope.

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What are we supposed to do with
all these junky pieces of metal?

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It's not fair!

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I'm the champion! I'm the best!

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I'm Nils Niedhart!

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Maybe we pushed him too far.

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Nah, he had it coming.

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Hey, fella, come on now.
It can't be that bad. What's the matter?

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You! You are the matter!

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You know, technically, we're all matter.

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Made of star stuff.
That's what's so remarkable...

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This is not Ted's Talk!
Go away, planet man!

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Alright. See you around the cosmos.

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Really puts things into perspective.

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Yeah. I feel like I'm back in Paris.

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All I wanted was the medals.

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Why couldn't I have the medals!?

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You want the medals?

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Ready?

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Ready!

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Nils? The medals?

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- They're too heavy.
- Quick! Get rid of them!

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Never! I'm keeping them forever!

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Okay. Have it your way.

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Bye!

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Gee, Brain, what do
you want to do tonight?

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The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

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Try to take over the world!

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? They're Pinky and the Brain ?

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? Yes, Pinky and the Brain ?

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? One is a genius, the other's insane ?

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? They're laboratory mice ?

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? Their genes have been spliced ?

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? They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ?

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? Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ?

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Why would they call it
congressional recess

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if I can't even play on
the big kids' swings?

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Senator Garp? A gift from your
friends at Shlockheed Marvin.

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Our company's latest project.

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A genetically enhanced mouse.

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It can even operate a switchboard.

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I thought that was
something only women could do.

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I also brought one from
our makeup testing facility.

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Well, thanks,

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but you know I can't
accept gifts from lobbyists.

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You kill me.

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We're working on it.

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You see that, Pinky?

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Every Senator is seedy and corrupt.

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I will use this corruption
to my advantage.

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I shall blackmail every politician

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until I'm the only one left,
and the world is mine!

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But first...

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Look! A firetruck is outside,

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and they're giving every
good boy a free ride.

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Me first! Me first!

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I too go firetruck!?

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No, Pinky.

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You must help me assume
Senator Garp's identity

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so I can wield his power
for my own nefarious ends.

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Remember.
As far as the public is concerned,

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this office stands for integrity,

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honesty, and transparency.

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Using this suit, I will masquerade as Garp

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and blackmail every Senator with
a campaign of lies and deception

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until I get my way.

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But, Brain, you always told me that
lying makes hair grow on your palms.

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In politics, Pinky, lies are just

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facts that haven't been
repeated enough yet.

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And if you don't believe that now,
you will soon because...

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lies are just facts that haven't
been repeated enough yet.

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Ain't that the truth!

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Senator Smith!

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Is that the Cancerous Meat
Distribution Act I see?

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Hand it over.

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Why would I do that? You're not on
the Ways and Means committee.

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I will be once you resign
and give me your chairmanship.

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I thought I had that booger killed!

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Wait until they see where you wiped it!

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You win this time, Garp,

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00:17:07,236 --> 00:17:09,174
but I'll have the last laugh.

264
00:17:11,116 --> 00:17:12,117
Dang it!

265
00:17:21,187 --> 00:17:23,769
- Here's your coffee, Senator Garp.
- Thanks. Who are you?

266
00:17:23,794 --> 00:17:26,388
I'm Brie, Senator.
I've worked here for 10 months.

267
00:17:26,414 --> 00:17:28,899
Sorry, I'm bad with the names
of people I don't care about.

268
00:17:28,924 --> 00:17:30,083
Like that guy.

269
00:17:30,109 --> 00:17:33,195
Actually, my name is Guy!
Thanks for remembering.

270
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:35,919
Bad example. Like,
that page over there.

271
00:17:36,234 --> 00:17:38,200
Sorry, my name is Paige.

272
00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:40,390
With an "I," but I'm still taking it.

273
00:17:40,416 --> 00:17:42,586
Fine. Like that no-name.

274
00:17:43,039 --> 00:17:45,068
So, funny story...

275
00:17:45,094 --> 00:17:46,476
Silence!

276
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:49,002
Are you okay? You're very pale.

277
00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:51,430
Also, did your head get real tiny?

278
00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:53,382
It's nothing. Just a cold.

279
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,258
Blech!

280
00:17:55,284 --> 00:17:57,109
This coffee is terrible!

281
00:17:57,135 --> 00:17:59,054
Someone ought to destabilize Guatemala,

282
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:01,582
so we can get some
decent beans around here!

283
00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:04,323
Actually, put that in my planner.

284
00:18:04,349 --> 00:18:05,864
And get me a new coffee!

285
00:18:05,890 --> 00:18:08,605
With mayonnaise,
and add some canned ham!

286
00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:10,107
This is the '50s!

287
00:18:13,069 --> 00:18:14,779
Right away, sir.

288
00:18:18,427 --> 00:18:20,761
10 resignations in 10 days.

289
00:18:20,787 --> 00:18:23,370
I'll be ruling the world
in no time at all!

290
00:18:23,395 --> 00:18:25,622
I'm having a good time, too, Brain!

291
00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:27,748
I'm binge-watching this new show!

292
00:18:28,279 --> 00:18:31,003
The purple one's in love
with the yellow one,

293
00:18:31,028 --> 00:18:33,213
but the green one
keeps getting in the way!

294
00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:34,965
It's so dramatic!

295
00:18:34,990 --> 00:18:36,889
Senator Garp, here's your new...

296
00:18:38,131 --> 00:18:39,215
Poit!

297
00:18:43,834 --> 00:18:46,268
Everyone! There's something
going on with Senator Garp!

298
00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:48,811
I saw him talking to a... a mouse!

299
00:18:50,425 --> 00:18:51,686
Whoops, wrong end.

300
00:18:52,049 --> 00:18:55,235
Blast that intern.
If she's seen you, she knows too much.

301
00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:57,404
This is all my fault.

302
00:18:57,429 --> 00:19:00,574
Remember when you asked if
I would rather fly or be invisible,

303
00:19:00,599 --> 00:19:02,075
and I said fly?

304
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:04,319
Well, I've been paying for it ever since!

305
00:19:04,345 --> 00:19:05,988
We must think fast, Pinky.

306
00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:08,540
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- I think so, Brain,

307
00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:10,834
but what does a steam-powered
giraffe even eat?

308
00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:12,794
It was at least this big,

309
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,672
with red glowing eyes like a Communist!

310
00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:18,800
Hold on! There are no mice in my office.

311
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:21,929
You must have just seen
my Italian friend here.

312
00:19:21,955 --> 00:19:24,160
Aloha!

313
00:19:25,024 --> 00:19:27,027
I know what I saw.

314
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:30,855
Hey, has anyone ever told you
that you kinda look like a mouse?

315
00:19:33,549 --> 00:19:34,525
Scrambled eggs!

316
00:19:34,550 --> 00:19:36,150
Everyone calm down!

317
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:38,027
I have nothing to do with mice.

318
00:19:38,053 --> 00:19:41,365
Look, we hate mice. Even more than you do!

319
00:19:41,845 --> 00:19:43,659
Yeah? Prove it!

320
00:19:43,876 --> 00:19:46,078
If there are mice in this Congress,

321
00:19:46,103 --> 00:19:48,080
I will find them and destroy them...

322
00:19:48,105 --> 00:19:51,150
faster than you can say, "Clams casino!"

323
00:19:59,334 --> 00:20:00,560
Psst, hey, Brain.

324
00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:02,877
Isn't it true,
and correct me if I'm wrong,

325
00:20:02,903 --> 00:20:04,888
but aren't we mice?

326
00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:07,099
It's the oldest rule of politics, Pinky.

327
00:20:07,124 --> 00:20:10,394
When you are the target,
create a bigger target somewhere else.

328
00:20:10,419 --> 00:20:12,938
- We need a scapegoat.
- A scapegoat!

329
00:20:12,963 --> 00:20:14,690
Brain, Brain, can we keep him?

330
00:20:14,715 --> 00:20:18,010
I promise to feed him and walk him
and do goat noises with him.

331
00:20:20,650 --> 00:20:23,031
Last night, as head of the newly formed

332
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:25,075
Committee on Un-human Activities,

333
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:27,703
Senator Garp charged another Senator

334
00:20:27,728 --> 00:20:30,088
with the crime of being a mouse.

335
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:36,211
I have in my hand
a list of dozens of Senators

336
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:38,088
who are card-carrying mice!

337
00:20:40,009 --> 00:20:43,905
As Senator Garp investigates,
we must ask ourselves

338
00:20:43,931 --> 00:20:46,638
what will be the consequences
of this purge?

339
00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:49,744
Until tomorrow, good night and night good.

340
00:20:50,994 --> 00:20:52,978
- Do you hear that, Pinky?
- No, Brain.

341
00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:56,523
- I don't hear a thing.
- Exactly. I have secured the resignations

342
00:20:56,548 --> 00:20:57,908
of the entire Senate.

343
00:20:57,934 --> 00:21:00,030
There's no one left to oppose me!

344
00:21:00,056 --> 00:21:02,404
The Senate is empty!

345
00:21:02,822 --> 00:21:05,892
It's so quiet,
I can finally hear me-self think.

346
00:21:06,017 --> 00:21:08,452
? Tickle, tickle, jab, jab! ?

347
00:21:08,477 --> 00:21:11,038
? That's how to fight a pirate crab! ?

348
00:21:11,063 --> 00:21:13,832
Yes, Pinky. Enjoy this moment.

349
00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:15,767
Our end is in sight.

350
00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:18,861
What are you still doing here?

351
00:21:18,887 --> 00:21:20,353
And what are you doing in my office?

352
00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:22,650
I was just dropping off some papers.

353
00:21:22,683 --> 00:21:25,627
I took out the odd pages
because I can't even.

354
00:21:27,799 --> 00:21:30,140
Zort! That was a close one, Brain.

355
00:21:30,165 --> 00:21:32,382
Too close, my friend.

356
00:21:32,408 --> 00:21:35,437
I'd forgotten about Brie,
but she is clearly onto us.

357
00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:37,062
We need to do something about her.

358
00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:38,384
Say no more.

359
00:21:38,410 --> 00:21:42,110
I shall make her a 'you're doing
a great job, Brie' cake.

360
00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:44,713
Make it a devil's food cake, Pinky,

361
00:21:45,256 --> 00:21:48,431
because I am going
to put her through hell!

362
00:21:57,588 --> 00:21:58,999
Tell us, Brie.

363
00:21:59,025 --> 00:22:01,505
It says here that you are from Wisconsin,

364
00:22:01,530 --> 00:22:03,978
famed for its production of cheese!

365
00:22:04,627 --> 00:22:06,718
Sure am. That's why I'm named Brie.

366
00:22:06,743 --> 00:22:09,429
Interesting. Please note for the record

367
00:22:09,454 --> 00:22:11,849
that cheese is a favorite food

368
00:22:11,874 --> 00:22:13,220
of mice!

369
00:22:14,931 --> 00:22:18,063
How dare you! You have no decency, sir!

370
00:22:18,088 --> 00:22:20,566
Sure, we love cheese, but why wouldn't we?

371
00:22:20,591 --> 00:22:23,231
It's melty and delicious.
You can have it in...

372
00:22:23,257 --> 00:22:25,779
in a casserole, sprinkle it on your chili!

373
00:22:25,804 --> 00:22:27,945
Now, I'm just a simple
girl from Wisconsin,

374
00:22:27,971 --> 00:22:32,536
but in my opinion, being anti-cheese
is downright anti-American!

375
00:22:32,561 --> 00:22:33,859
What do y'all think?

376
00:22:35,624 --> 00:22:38,491
Wait! You can't question my loyalty!

377
00:22:38,517 --> 00:22:40,687
My chief of staff will vouch for me.

378
00:22:41,101 --> 00:22:42,838
- Bonjour.
- Mr. Pinky,

379
00:22:42,863 --> 00:22:45,174
in your expert Italian opinion,

380
00:22:45,199 --> 00:22:47,426
- am I an American?
- Gosh.

381
00:22:47,451 --> 00:22:49,052
Well, sure, Brain!

382
00:22:49,077 --> 00:22:51,195
I-I mean Senator Gorp... Garp!

383
00:22:54,233 --> 00:22:56,711
Did you just call him 'Brain?'

384
00:22:56,737 --> 00:22:59,273
I'll remind you, Mr. Pinky,
that you are under oath!

385
00:23:01,590 --> 00:23:03,467
Come on, Pinky. Tell them.

386
00:23:04,801 --> 00:23:05,812
Fine!

387
00:23:06,386 --> 00:23:07,763
I'm a mouse!

388
00:23:09,186 --> 00:23:10,710
He's not Italian!

389
00:23:10,736 --> 00:23:12,562
I'm as shocked as you all are!

390
00:23:12,588 --> 00:23:14,728
But you're a mouse, too, Brain!

391
00:23:15,979 --> 00:23:18,327
The real Senator is outside.

392
00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:24,179
Arrest those mice!

393
00:23:28,940 --> 00:23:31,077
Time to make our escape, Pinky.

394
00:23:38,533 --> 00:23:41,396
I'm sorry I cracked
under the pressure, Brain!

395
00:23:41,421 --> 00:23:43,899
I was so tired of the lies!

396
00:23:43,924 --> 00:23:45,984
Water under the bridge, my friend!

397
00:23:46,009 --> 00:23:47,664
We must prepare for tomorrow night!

398
00:23:47,690 --> 00:23:51,347
Why, Brain? What are we
going to do tomorrow night?

399
00:23:51,373 --> 00:23:53,760
The same thing we do every night, Pinky!

400
00:23:56,103 --> 00:23:58,432
Try to take over the world...

401
00:24:04,565 --> 00:24:07,315
_

402
00:24:19,698 --> 00:24:21,937
Good evening, and welcome

403
00:24:21,962 --> 00:24:24,213
to Math-terpiece Theater.

404
00:24:24,239 --> 00:24:26,775
Tonight, a tale of betrayal...

405
00:24:27,830 --> 00:24:29,153
of madness...

406
00:24:29,178 --> 00:24:32,455
of a woman struggling
for her very right to live.

407
00:24:35,215 --> 00:24:38,283
Nancy has five apples.

408
00:24:38,812 --> 00:24:41,143
She loses two apples.

409
00:24:42,109 --> 00:24:45,112
How many apples does Nancy have?

410
00:25:05,592 --> 00:25:07,816
Mama? You brought food?

411
00:25:07,841 --> 00:25:09,561
The baby is sick.

412
00:25:14,623 --> 00:25:16,394
John, we meet again.

413
00:25:16,420 --> 00:25:20,569
You know I'm duty bound to
protect those apples, Nancy.

414
00:25:21,389 --> 00:25:23,905
I shall never yield to you.

415
00:25:27,569 --> 00:25:30,005
You can't run forever, Nancy!

416
00:25:30,030 --> 00:25:31,959
Not from the law!

417
00:25:33,867 --> 00:25:35,639
The only law I know

418
00:25:35,665 --> 00:25:38,847
is the one that compels
me to feed my children!

419
00:25:38,919 --> 00:25:41,171
And now, I only have...

420
00:25:42,264 --> 00:25:43,502
Three apples.

421
00:25:45,462 --> 00:25:46,795
Gripping.

422
00:25:47,089 --> 00:25:49,616
Next time on Math-terpiece Theater...

423
00:25:53,428 --> 00:25:56,756
Train A, traveling 40 miles per hour,

424
00:25:56,811 --> 00:25:59,928
left the station at 2:45?

425
00:26:00,325 --> 00:26:02,405
Heaven help us!

426
00:26:02,431 --> 00:26:07,915
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