1 00:00:09,885 --> 00:00:11,552 D'oh! 2 00:00:20,407 --> 00:00:21,746 - 3 00:00:21,747 --> 00:00:24,189 * Gather round, me buckos * 4 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:26,416 * A story I will tell * 5 00:00:26,518 --> 00:00:28,252 * Of a woman named Lily * 6 00:00:28,353 --> 00:00:30,420 * Who cast quite a spell * 7 00:00:30,522 --> 00:00:32,606 * It started back in Britain * 8 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:34,700 * It started in a pub... * 9 00:00:37,372 --> 00:00:39,112 - She's mine. - It's my birthday. 10 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:41,189 She's mine. 11 00:00:42,826 --> 00:00:45,544 I can't be the cause of this. 12 00:00:45,695 --> 00:00:47,271 - I'm leaving. - Your fault! 13 00:00:49,425 --> 00:00:52,367 * We were fighting over Lily using knife, fork and club. * 14 00:00:52,428 --> 00:00:55,054 That's all I got. The rest will be spoken word. 15 00:00:57,950 --> 00:00:59,224 Lily gets why we're here. 16 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,118 Life is supposed to be fun. 17 00:01:01,220 --> 00:01:02,953 I loved her. We all loved her. 18 00:01:03,013 --> 00:01:06,231 The way gophers love that sweet, sweet poison. 19 00:01:08,352 --> 00:01:11,719 Every man wanted her for the greatest reason there is. 20 00:01:11,822 --> 00:01:13,847 Lily could make life fun. 21 00:01:17,721 --> 00:01:20,830 Now everyone, hold hands with a stranger. 22 00:01:20,891 --> 00:01:22,515 Oh, pleased to meet you. 23 00:01:22,668 --> 00:01:24,276 How delightful. 24 00:01:24,469 --> 00:01:26,278 - 25 00:01:26,447 --> 00:01:30,365 Lily! 26 00:01:31,952 --> 00:01:35,370 Good one, Lily. 27 00:01:45,299 --> 00:01:46,447 Thanks, Lily! 28 00:01:46,550 --> 00:01:48,115 Pub's back open! 29 00:01:48,135 --> 00:01:50,469 But like The Beatles and balmy weather, 30 00:01:50,662 --> 00:01:52,787 she was too hot for England to handle. 31 00:01:52,848 --> 00:01:56,457 I find you far too alluring for the average Englishman 32 00:01:56,477 --> 00:02:00,979 and banish you to Britain's penal colony, America. 33 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:05,558 This is your captain speaking. 34 00:02:05,652 --> 00:02:08,320 - Will you date me? - Sorry. No. 35 00:02:08,471 --> 00:02:12,728 Uh, okay. I'm experiencing some emotional turbulence. 36 00:02:12,763 --> 00:02:14,464 My life is pathetic. 37 00:02:14,499 --> 00:02:16,828 Going back and forth, back and forth. 38 00:02:17,696 --> 00:02:19,814 I don't want to live anymore. 39 00:02:19,875 --> 00:02:24,503 Even the most glamorous movie stars of Hollywood bored her. 40 00:02:24,654 --> 00:02:27,247 Oh, farewell, Leo. You're a lovely boy, 41 00:02:27,341 --> 00:02:31,009 but my heart isn't some CGI bear for you to conquer. 42 00:02:31,202 --> 00:02:33,661 But I've completely opened myself up to you. 43 00:02:33,722 --> 00:02:36,047 I even admitted I play the same guy in every role. 44 00:02:36,199 --> 00:02:37,423 Marry me! 45 00:02:37,518 --> 00:02:39,092 Oh, maybe I should go back to England. 46 00:02:39,186 --> 00:02:41,244 No. Give this country a chance. 47 00:02:41,346 --> 00:02:42,912 Don't judge us by Hollywood. 48 00:02:43,014 --> 00:02:44,748 All right, but I'm leaving now, dear. 49 00:02:44,766 --> 00:02:46,024 You'll have to content yourself 50 00:02:46,175 --> 00:02:48,268 with generic supermodels, I'm afraid. 51 00:02:48,403 --> 00:02:50,695 Nothing ever works out for me. 52 00:02:51,889 --> 00:02:53,347 She needed to get away. 53 00:02:53,450 --> 00:02:55,091 Somewhere. Anywhere. 54 00:02:55,151 --> 00:02:57,093 So she threw a dart. 55 00:02:57,112 --> 00:02:58,912 Hmm, what's next? 56 00:03:03,096 --> 00:03:04,585 - 57 00:03:04,586 --> 00:03:06,452 So she headed to Springfield, 58 00:03:06,605 --> 00:03:09,439 little knowing that its men had the lowest testosterone, 59 00:03:09,457 --> 00:03:12,717 not counting the Columbia University football team. 60 00:03:12,886 --> 00:03:16,462 Lily wanted peace, but the best-laid plans... 61 00:03:18,341 --> 00:03:20,466 Can't understand me? Too bad. 62 00:03:20,561 --> 00:03:22,376 I'm your narrator. 63 00:03:22,479 --> 00:03:24,211 Do not tell me... 64 00:03:27,401 --> 00:03:28,958 Hmm. 65 00:03:30,066 --> 00:03:31,811 The only thing worse than when you guys yap 66 00:03:31,947 --> 00:03:33,980 is you sitting here all quiet and sullen. 67 00:03:34,132 --> 00:03:36,575 I ain't sullen, I'm lachrymose. 68 00:03:36,768 --> 00:03:39,911 Oh, why did I give him that stupid word-a-day calendar? 69 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:42,372 Hmm. Impulsinicity? 70 00:03:43,417 --> 00:03:44,808 Uh, excuse me, there, lady, 71 00:03:44,868 --> 00:03:46,918 but, uh, this is a man's bar. 72 00:03:47,070 --> 00:03:50,922 And I'd like a man's drink. Bourbon, neat, in a dirty glass. 73 00:03:51,115 --> 00:03:52,591 You got it. Whoa. 74 00:03:52,784 --> 00:03:55,010 Just got to look up what "neat" means. 75 00:03:56,013 --> 00:03:58,113 I just don't understand. 76 00:03:58,181 --> 00:03:59,747 Understand what? 77 00:03:59,808 --> 00:04:02,249 What's a pub without a song? 78 00:04:02,269 --> 00:04:07,180 * At the pub at the crossroads, there's whiskey and beer... * 79 00:04:07,316 --> 00:04:09,274 There are songs about drinking? 80 00:04:09,467 --> 00:04:13,945 * There's brandy, strong cognac that's aging for years * 81 00:04:14,138 --> 00:04:18,283 * But for killing the thirst and for easing the gout * 82 00:04:18,476 --> 00:04:22,603 * There's nothing at all beats a pint of good stout * 83 00:04:22,664 --> 00:04:25,531 * Pint of good stout. * 84 00:04:26,484 --> 00:04:28,351 Oh, what's that I hear you asking? 85 00:04:28,370 --> 00:04:29,944 Where are the Simpsons? 86 00:04:30,005 --> 00:04:32,522 Haven't you heard enough about the bloody Simpsons 87 00:04:32,582 --> 00:04:34,691 to last a thousand lifetimes? 88 00:04:34,751 --> 00:04:36,617 Well, I guess not. 89 00:04:36,678 --> 00:04:40,388 So, Homer is about to receive an unpleasant surprise. 90 00:04:41,350 --> 00:04:42,715 What a great day. 91 00:04:42,851 --> 00:04:45,218 I've never been so happy. 92 00:04:45,312 --> 00:04:47,979 Nothing can ruin it. Nothing. 93 00:04:48,148 --> 00:04:49,481 What? Where you going? 94 00:04:49,674 --> 00:04:51,699 On our vacation, remember? 95 00:04:51,734 --> 00:04:53,710 My aunt's letting us use her home at the Vineyard 96 00:04:53,770 --> 00:04:56,137 for three weeks, rent-free. 97 00:04:56,198 --> 00:04:57,730 How come I'm not coming? 98 00:04:57,824 --> 00:05:00,049 Well, that was her one condition. 99 00:05:00,110 --> 00:05:01,734 D'oh! 100 00:05:01,828 --> 00:05:04,554 Aw, I'm gonna miss you all so much. 101 00:05:04,572 --> 00:05:05,997 Well, at least I'll have the dog. 102 00:05:06,149 --> 00:05:09,058 Sorry, Dad. We put the pets with Mr. Flanders 103 00:05:09,119 --> 00:05:12,228 because, well, we knew he'd take care of them. 104 00:05:13,489 --> 00:05:15,674 Come to papa. 105 00:05:17,043 --> 00:05:19,255 Good, good. Make-believe you love him. 106 00:05:19,290 --> 00:05:21,587 - Flanders, I love you! - D'oh! 107 00:05:21,682 --> 00:05:24,757 We're staying at my Aunt Edith's house at Hyannibunkport. 108 00:05:24,910 --> 00:05:27,593 It's south of Squibagansett, east of Codtucket, 109 00:05:27,688 --> 00:05:29,579 next to Little Crabkill Bog. 110 00:05:29,639 --> 00:05:32,098 Those are great names. You'll never want to leave. 111 00:05:32,234 --> 00:05:35,610 I'm gonna keep you in my sight as long as I can. 112 00:05:47,528 --> 00:05:50,257 We love you! Stop following! 113 00:05:50,292 --> 00:05:51,292 Okay. 114 00:05:56,908 --> 00:06:00,777 * ...drink it up, then throw me out the door * 115 00:06:00,879 --> 00:06:02,779 * I've traveled in England * 116 00:06:02,839 --> 00:06:05,448 * I've traveled in France * 117 00:06:05,467 --> 00:06:10,787 * At a hint of good music, I'll sing or I'll dance * 118 00:06:10,805 --> 00:06:15,625 * So hear me, then, mister, and pour me one more... * 119 00:06:15,643 --> 00:06:17,627 Gentlemen... 120 00:06:17,645 --> 00:06:21,948 * If I can't drink it up, then throw me out the door. * 121 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:28,165 You have to seize life and relish every minute. 122 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:29,414 Eliminate all sorrow. 123 00:06:29,583 --> 00:06:32,066 Open a bloody window. 124 00:06:32,127 --> 00:06:33,918 * Hallelujah. * 125 00:06:34,070 --> 00:06:36,045 Okay, okay, that's enough of that. 126 00:06:39,751 --> 00:06:42,001 * Hallelujah. * 127 00:06:45,098 --> 00:06:46,197 * Ha... * 128 00:06:46,290 --> 00:06:48,249 Hey, Lily, you like suspenders? 'Cause I got them. 129 00:06:48,351 --> 00:06:51,344 Well, I hope you don't mind if I give them a wee snap. 130 00:06:52,385 --> 00:06:54,013 Ooh! Intimacy. 131 00:06:54,149 --> 00:06:58,001 Lily, you've transformed this dump into a joint. Bless you. 132 00:07:09,164 --> 00:07:11,605 Who are you? 133 00:07:11,666 --> 00:07:13,958 - Homer Simpson. - You know, Homer, 134 00:07:14,151 --> 00:07:17,462 I've never met a man who didn't offer me his chair or his beer. 135 00:07:17,655 --> 00:07:19,689 - You have now. - So, tell me, 136 00:07:19,749 --> 00:07:21,207 what's wrong with you? 137 00:07:21,359 --> 00:07:22,616 Mm, it's personal. 138 00:07:22,761 --> 00:07:25,619 Tell me. Maybe I can lighten your load. 139 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:28,531 - My family left me for three weeks. - No. 140 00:07:28,591 --> 00:07:30,716 The dog and cat are with Flanders. 141 00:07:30,811 --> 00:07:32,035 Oh! 142 00:07:32,095 --> 00:07:34,646 I'm alone. I don't know what to do. 143 00:07:36,483 --> 00:07:38,817 You have to have a good time for their sake, 144 00:07:39,010 --> 00:07:41,210 because if you don't, they'll feel guilty 145 00:07:41,312 --> 00:07:42,378 and never forgive you. 146 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:44,155 And you'll never forgive them, 147 00:07:44,307 --> 00:07:46,382 because they're causing you the misery. 148 00:07:46,484 --> 00:07:48,475 And you'll all be buried in dirty laundry 149 00:07:48,495 --> 00:07:50,995 with squealing kids for the rest of your days. 150 00:07:51,188 --> 00:07:52,905 Wow. Wow. 151 00:07:53,058 --> 00:07:56,483 You're the smartest woman I've ever met in my life. 152 00:07:56,586 --> 00:07:58,044 Except one. 153 00:07:59,005 --> 00:08:00,746 Shut the window! 154 00:08:00,899 --> 00:08:02,173 But then everything smells like you. 155 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:05,625 Take that. 156 00:08:07,661 --> 00:08:08,748 - 157 00:08:10,517 --> 00:08:15,520 * Anticipation * 158 00:08:15,713 --> 00:08:21,601 * Anticipation is making me late... * 159 00:08:21,695 --> 00:08:23,603 Welcome to our tour of the Vineyard. 160 00:08:23,697 --> 00:08:27,348 This is where Steven Spielberg shot Jaws. 161 00:08:27,450 --> 00:08:29,183 That's the end of our tour. 162 00:08:29,202 --> 00:08:31,444 Now, my aunt's house is only eight miles away. 163 00:08:31,538 --> 00:08:34,747 But we just have to make it before sundown. 164 00:08:36,353 --> 00:08:37,514 - 165 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:42,271 Uh, Mom, I think you've gone off the road. 166 00:08:42,332 --> 00:08:44,273 Whoa, watch out for that deer! 167 00:08:45,719 --> 00:08:48,469 - That was close. - More deer! 168 00:08:53,528 --> 00:08:54,574 We're here. 169 00:08:57,292 --> 00:08:58,318 Your turn, Lily. 170 00:08:59,900 --> 00:09:01,715 - 171 00:09:03,567 --> 00:09:06,145 I miss them. I miss them. 172 00:09:06,297 --> 00:09:09,890 It's been so long. No one to comfort me. 173 00:09:09,910 --> 00:09:14,412 Put your mobile away, because I'm gonna sing in German. 174 00:09:14,605 --> 00:09:17,448 * Vor der Kaserne * 175 00:09:17,584 --> 00:09:19,900 * Vor dem grossen Tor * 176 00:09:19,961 --> 00:09:22,736 * Stand eine Laterne * 177 00:09:22,756 --> 00:09:24,981 * Und steht sie noch davor... * 178 00:09:25,041 --> 00:09:27,650 This is like that beautiful scene in Sound of Music 179 00:09:27,752 --> 00:09:30,670 when all the Nazis sang good night. 180 00:09:30,822 --> 00:09:35,416 * Wie einst Lili Marleen * 181 00:09:35,477 --> 00:09:37,343 * Wie einst * 182 00:09:37,437 --> 00:09:40,480 * Lili Marleen. * 183 00:09:42,133 --> 00:09:44,859 If you're done singing, can we turn up the game? 184 00:09:51,762 --> 00:09:52,963 What's wrong, lady? 185 00:09:52,998 --> 00:09:54,543 We miss you inside. 186 00:09:54,570 --> 00:09:56,195 A good bloke who never had a break, 187 00:09:56,289 --> 00:09:58,514 and now has a broken spirit. 188 00:09:58,549 --> 00:09:59,682 He's lost and lonely, 189 00:09:59,701 --> 00:10:02,518 and really doesn't give a fig about me. 190 00:10:02,578 --> 00:10:05,779 - I'm in love. - I love him, too. 191 00:10:11,690 --> 00:10:13,879 Okay. The sun is shining. 192 00:10:15,372 --> 00:10:17,049 I can finally read my book. 193 00:10:17,185 --> 00:10:18,884 - 194 00:10:19,641 --> 00:10:22,647 Hello, nature. Time to meet your death. 195 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,152 Bart, those are tick bites! 196 00:10:28,345 --> 00:10:29,729 You'll get Lyme disease. 197 00:10:29,864 --> 00:10:31,781 Why didn't somebody warn me? 198 00:10:32,479 --> 00:10:34,082 - 199 00:10:37,926 --> 00:10:39,355 - 200 00:10:39,356 --> 00:10:41,290 Get me a priest. 201 00:10:41,325 --> 00:10:43,392 Mom, I always liked you. 202 00:10:43,453 --> 00:10:45,077 Oh, honey, try to relax. 203 00:10:45,171 --> 00:10:47,587 Watch Itchy & Scratchy! 204 00:10:47,622 --> 00:10:49,517 I am itchy and scratchy. 205 00:10:49,773 --> 00:10:51,915 Meanwhile, Homer little dreamed that... 206 00:10:52,067 --> 00:10:54,326 Willie! Do you think it would kill you to rake and talk? 207 00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:56,420 Would you rather I tell the story 208 00:10:56,589 --> 00:10:59,147 about what's under these leaves and dirt? 209 00:10:59,166 --> 00:11:00,573 - 210 00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:03,243 Oh. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Carry on. 211 00:11:04,822 --> 00:11:07,247 Getting back, Lily continued to light up 212 00:11:07,308 --> 00:11:10,434 all the men's lives, except Homer's. 213 00:11:11,353 --> 00:11:12,418 Lily! 214 00:11:12,438 --> 00:11:13,495 Gentlemen. 215 00:11:13,555 --> 00:11:15,255 I made you all picnic lunches. 216 00:11:15,316 --> 00:11:16,331 - Yeah! - Wow! 217 00:11:16,391 --> 00:11:18,183 - It's British food. - Oh... 218 00:11:18,319 --> 00:11:20,352 Post-1990 British food. 219 00:11:20,488 --> 00:11:21,686 Yes! 220 00:11:26,952 --> 00:11:29,787 Smithers, that woman has captivated me, 221 00:11:29,938 --> 00:11:31,196 which, if memory serves, 222 00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:33,290 is an early state of physical arousal. 223 00:11:33,483 --> 00:11:34,941 Sir, we've been through this before 224 00:11:35,002 --> 00:11:37,853 with several women and one very shapely tree. 225 00:11:37,871 --> 00:11:39,296 I feel a tingle I haven't felt 226 00:11:39,489 --> 00:11:41,114 since they took the cocaine out of Coca-Cola. 227 00:11:41,175 --> 00:11:42,949 I must woo her. 228 00:11:43,010 --> 00:11:44,802 And Simpson's my way in. 229 00:11:44,953 --> 00:11:46,786 Have him ask her on a date on my boat 230 00:11:46,847 --> 00:11:48,972 which will actually be a date with me. 231 00:11:49,124 --> 00:11:51,958 But, sir, why not have me ask her directly? 232 00:11:52,611 --> 00:11:53,652 As if I could trust you 233 00:11:53,687 --> 00:11:55,203 to keep your hands off a lady. 234 00:11:55,848 --> 00:11:58,056 How well you know me, sir. 235 00:12:02,437 --> 00:12:04,530 Uh-oh. 236 00:12:05,491 --> 00:12:07,473 Very good, Maggie! 237 00:12:07,535 --> 00:12:10,285 Now we can cook them. Num-num! 238 00:12:17,169 --> 00:12:18,651 Who are all those people? 239 00:12:18,754 --> 00:12:21,079 It's the weekenders from Falmouth. 240 00:12:22,457 --> 00:12:23,823 It's almost here. 241 00:12:23,926 --> 00:12:26,802 And raise the prices... 242 00:12:34,186 --> 00:12:35,811 ...now! 243 00:12:42,436 --> 00:12:43,445 Clam strips and beer! 244 00:12:43,529 --> 00:12:45,511 Black Dog mousepads! 245 00:12:45,573 --> 00:12:46,938 - Over here! - T-shirts! 246 00:12:47,091 --> 00:12:49,283 CDs by James Taylor's brother! 247 00:12:51,787 --> 00:12:53,353 - Hyah! - Hyah! 248 00:12:53,455 --> 00:12:55,947 Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! 249 00:12:56,041 --> 00:12:58,375 That's it! We're going home. 250 00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:04,864 Everyone was innocently falling into Burns's trap. 251 00:13:04,925 --> 00:13:09,720 And trouble brewed as Lily offered a perverse prayer. 252 00:13:14,059 --> 00:13:15,158 Forgive me, Lord. 253 00:13:15,210 --> 00:13:16,393 I must have Homer. 254 00:13:16,544 --> 00:13:18,453 Please let me win him, even briefly. 255 00:13:18,472 --> 00:13:21,123 It would be like having a lover and a child 256 00:13:21,224 --> 00:13:22,816 at the same time. 257 00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:26,461 Hey, Lily. How you doin'? 258 00:13:26,521 --> 00:13:28,906 Homer! I'm so glad you asked me to meet you here. 259 00:13:29,099 --> 00:13:30,574 Thanks, I'm glad you feel that way. 260 00:13:30,767 --> 00:13:32,392 But there's something I didn't tell you. 261 00:13:32,453 --> 00:13:34,819 Uh... you're on a date with my boss. 262 00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:35,987 That's my boat. 263 00:13:38,459 --> 00:13:40,584 My name is Montgomery Burns. 264 00:13:40,735 --> 00:13:44,146 I'm the richest and therefore most attractive man in town. 265 00:13:44,206 --> 00:13:45,313 Okay, see ya. 266 00:13:45,374 --> 00:13:46,815 Wait, wait, wait, Mr. Burns! 267 00:13:46,875 --> 00:13:49,259 Surely a venerable gentleman such as yourself 268 00:13:49,452 --> 00:13:51,411 would know that I need a chaperone. 269 00:13:51,472 --> 00:13:53,655 Of course. Simpson, join us. 270 00:13:53,715 --> 00:13:56,183 Smithers, cue my weapon of woo. 271 00:14:02,057 --> 00:14:04,274 I know a shortcut. 272 00:14:09,564 --> 00:14:11,949 Why am I staring at her? 273 00:14:12,142 --> 00:14:14,117 I'll make my eyes look at something else. 274 00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:21,291 Oh, my God. 275 00:14:21,484 --> 00:14:23,377 I'm smiling back. 276 00:14:26,465 --> 00:14:29,299 I hope you enjoyed your dinner. 277 00:14:29,451 --> 00:14:31,617 And just wait till we get to dessert. 278 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:33,286 You make me feel like I'm having dinner 279 00:14:33,347 --> 00:14:34,954 with a James Bond villain. 280 00:14:36,225 --> 00:14:37,307 She gets me. 281 00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:39,518 Now, wink for me, Smithers. 282 00:14:46,657 --> 00:14:48,318 What am I doing here? 283 00:14:52,015 --> 00:14:54,883 What have I done to this wonderful woman? 284 00:14:54,985 --> 00:14:57,244 How can I make it up to her? 285 00:14:58,822 --> 00:15:00,055 I'm sorry. 286 00:15:00,115 --> 00:15:01,481 Why did you bring me here? 287 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:02,815 Fear of unemployment. 288 00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:05,669 Um, let's just stay through dessert. 289 00:15:07,456 --> 00:15:09,339 Look at me! I'm Gypsy Rose Lee! 290 00:15:09,491 --> 00:15:12,250 You and me and my cardiologist make three! 291 00:15:12,344 --> 00:15:14,327 Sorry, I have to leave right now. 292 00:15:14,346 --> 00:15:15,679 Oh. But why? 293 00:15:15,872 --> 00:15:18,740 I just spilled a glass of wine on myself. 294 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:20,183 Also, this bottle. 295 00:15:20,352 --> 00:15:22,394 Homer, let's go. 296 00:15:23,897 --> 00:15:24,929 Whoa. 297 00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:26,690 That was awful. 298 00:15:26,841 --> 00:15:28,416 There's some people that make you feel 299 00:15:28,477 --> 00:15:30,752 being lonely isn't so bad. 300 00:15:30,771 --> 00:15:32,512 And there are people that make you 301 00:15:32,573 --> 00:15:34,180 never want to be lonely again. 302 00:15:35,210 --> 00:15:36,213 I hear ya. 303 00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:37,442 And I almost understand ya. 304 00:15:37,536 --> 00:15:39,094 Thank God you were there to save me. 305 00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:40,520 That's what I'm best at: 306 00:15:40,622 --> 00:15:42,855 saving people from things I get them into. 307 00:15:43,790 --> 00:15:45,876 You've got a little cake on the corner of your mouth. 308 00:15:46,045 --> 00:15:47,118 Oh, I do? Where? 309 00:15:47,212 --> 00:15:48,453 - Just here. - There? 310 00:15:48,605 --> 00:15:49,938 - Just there. - Oh... Where? 311 00:15:49,998 --> 00:15:51,790 - Right there? - Just... You're missing it. 312 00:15:51,925 --> 00:15:53,291 - There? - Just to the... 313 00:15:53,385 --> 00:15:55,385 - Oh, just let me do it. - Okay. 314 00:15:56,764 --> 00:15:58,221 You can stop now. 315 00:15:58,414 --> 00:16:01,116 Uh... I meant go slow. 316 00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:02,634 Uh, wait a minute, wait. 317 00:16:02,786 --> 00:16:04,728 While you're there, could you get the upper lip? 318 00:16:08,810 --> 00:16:11,050 Oh, my God, what am I going to do with you? 319 00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:14,071 Please, nothing. I'm taking you home now. 320 00:16:29,871 --> 00:16:32,572 Well, aren't you going to walk me in? 321 00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:35,759 Look, Lily. 322 00:16:35,952 --> 00:16:37,410 You're the most... Um... 323 00:16:37,429 --> 00:16:38,595 Finish that thought. 324 00:16:38,788 --> 00:16:40,338 You're the most anything of any woman 325 00:16:40,490 --> 00:16:41,823 I've ever known except for my wife. 326 00:16:41,842 --> 00:16:43,992 Who I loved... I mean love! I said "love!" 327 00:16:44,010 --> 00:16:46,252 - Oh, that's beautiful. - Thank you. 328 00:16:46,313 --> 00:16:48,421 But give me one damn proper kiss goodbye. 329 00:16:48,524 --> 00:16:49,773 No. 330 00:17:00,101 --> 00:17:01,509 No. No! 331 00:17:01,528 --> 00:17:02,694 This is good, 332 00:17:02,788 --> 00:17:04,621 but is it worth burning in hell forever? 333 00:17:04,772 --> 00:17:06,197 We'll see each other in our dreams, 334 00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:08,044 whether you like it or not. 335 00:17:08,079 --> 00:17:09,275 You stay out of my dreams! 336 00:17:09,336 --> 00:17:11,128 All my stuff's in there! 337 00:17:14,864 --> 00:17:18,510 Gotta stay awake. If I dream of Lily, it's all over. 338 00:17:21,306 --> 00:17:24,123 Gotta stay awake. Gotta stay awake. 339 00:17:24,226 --> 00:17:25,867 Must not dream. 340 00:17:25,886 --> 00:17:29,521 Gotta stay awake. Gotta stay awake. 341 00:17:29,672 --> 00:17:30,722 Oh, no. 342 00:17:35,821 --> 00:17:38,380 You've got a little cake on the corner of your mouth. 343 00:17:38,398 --> 00:17:41,065 - Homer? Homer? - She's here. 344 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,901 She's here and God help me, 345 00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:44,386 - I'm glad. - Homer. 346 00:17:44,487 --> 00:17:46,237 - Marge! - Surprise! 347 00:17:46,390 --> 00:17:47,647 We came back early. 348 00:17:47,708 --> 00:17:49,557 Oh, thank God. Oh, thank God! 349 00:17:49,659 --> 00:17:51,501 I'll never let you go a... 350 00:17:52,621 --> 00:17:54,087 Who's calling you so late? 351 00:17:54,822 --> 00:17:56,173 Telemarketer. 352 00:17:56,366 --> 00:17:57,899 Gotta take it. 353 00:17:57,959 --> 00:18:00,218 Those people are so sensitive. 354 00:18:02,681 --> 00:18:04,906 - Hello? - Wrong number! 355 00:18:04,966 --> 00:18:06,408 - Homer? - Damn it! 356 00:18:06,468 --> 00:18:08,760 I need to see you now, Homer. 357 00:18:08,912 --> 00:18:10,169 You know the address. 358 00:18:10,230 --> 00:18:12,414 Lovers Lane, just off Fidelity Avenue. 359 00:18:12,474 --> 00:18:14,340 Listen. I have to tell you right now 360 00:18:14,401 --> 00:18:16,026 I can never see you again. 361 00:18:16,219 --> 00:18:17,843 Can you tell me in person? 362 00:18:17,905 --> 00:18:19,345 Great idea. 363 00:18:19,364 --> 00:18:21,364 Keep me on the line. I'll guide you here. 364 00:18:21,516 --> 00:18:22,682 Ooh... 365 00:18:22,784 --> 00:18:24,609 You realize nothing's gonna happen. 366 00:18:24,761 --> 00:18:26,352 Of course. 367 00:18:26,455 --> 00:18:30,098 * I promise you chocolate and kisses * 368 00:18:30,158 --> 00:18:34,269 * Martinis with lemon drops... * 369 00:18:36,256 --> 00:18:38,122 No, feet! No! 370 00:18:41,244 --> 00:18:42,627 * I just woke up * 371 00:18:42,721 --> 00:18:47,766 * And made you pork chops... * 372 00:18:49,436 --> 00:18:51,210 * La, la, la * 373 00:18:51,271 --> 00:18:53,288 * La, la, la * 374 00:18:53,348 --> 00:18:55,640 * La, la, la * 375 00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:58,050 - * La, la, la * - * La, la, la * 376 00:18:58,111 --> 00:19:00,478 - * La, la, la * - * La, la, la * 377 00:19:00,572 --> 00:19:03,131 * La, la, la * 378 00:19:03,191 --> 00:19:07,318 * La, la, la, la, la, la * 379 00:19:07,454 --> 00:19:10,730 * La, la, la, la, la... * 380 00:19:10,791 --> 00:19:12,249 Pork chops! 381 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:13,491 * La, la, la * 382 00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:15,418 * La, la, la * 383 00:19:15,587 --> 00:19:19,756 * La, la, la * 384 00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:21,849 You're home. 385 00:19:21,918 --> 00:19:22,919 Yes, I am. 386 00:19:22,952 --> 00:19:24,152 And I'll never leave you. 387 00:19:24,254 --> 00:19:25,762 There might be frequent interruptions. 388 00:19:25,913 --> 00:19:27,097 I may stop at Moe's, 389 00:19:27,290 --> 00:19:28,914 I may be watching the hot dogs spin 390 00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:30,267 at the movie theater, 391 00:19:30,418 --> 00:19:33,586 or I may be picking a flower for you... 392 00:19:33,689 --> 00:19:36,681 but I will never, ever leave you. 393 00:19:36,775 --> 00:19:38,775 Aw, Homie. 394 00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:50,620 Now boarding, non-stop Springfield to London. 395 00:19:50,789 --> 00:19:52,289 Sorry, lady. 396 00:19:57,288 --> 00:19:59,187 How was America, dear? 397 00:19:59,247 --> 00:20:00,780 There's nothing there for me. 398 00:20:00,841 --> 00:20:03,133 It's big, full of fried food, and heartbreaking... 399 00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:05,376 and that's just one man. 400 00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:08,054 There'll never be another like him. 401 00:20:08,055 --> 00:20:09,055 - 402 00:20:11,593 --> 00:20:13,051 Buy you a drink, sweetheart? 403 00:20:13,186 --> 00:20:14,218 No. 404 00:20:14,841 --> 00:20:17,232 - Fancy a drink? - No, thank you. 405 00:20:17,267 --> 00:20:18,268 Would you get... No. 406 00:20:18,341 --> 00:20:20,382 No. No thanks. 407 00:20:20,417 --> 00:20:22,485 - Get off. - Buy you a corndog? 408 00:20:24,004 --> 00:20:26,324 Yes! But first, are you married? 409 00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:27,657 And would you shave off the mustache? 410 00:20:27,850 --> 00:20:30,327 Yes, and immediately. 411 00:20:33,331 --> 00:20:36,478 - 412 00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:50,388 - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com 413 00:21:24,973 --> 00:21:26,057 Shh!