1 00:00:04,570 --> 00:00:06,741 Hey! 2 00:00:06,766 --> 00:00:09,007 Come on in. Bonnie's still getting dressed. 3 00:00:10,838 --> 00:00:11,922 Whoa. 4 00:00:11,947 --> 00:00:14,593 I feel like I just walked into an after-school special. 5 00:00:14,618 --> 00:00:17,734 My very tall wife likes to keep the cereal up in the clouds. 6 00:00:17,759 --> 00:00:20,370 - Well, let me help you with that. - Thanks. 7 00:00:20,539 --> 00:00:21,819 Which one were you reaching for? 8 00:00:21,874 --> 00:00:23,274 You mean there's more than just one? 9 00:00:23,334 --> 00:00:25,628 I've never seen exactly what's up there. 10 00:00:25,711 --> 00:00:27,913 You got Cheerios, Honey Nut Cheerios, 11 00:00:27,938 --> 00:00:29,189 some sort of Raisin Bran... 12 00:00:29,214 --> 00:00:31,300 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Honey Nut Cheerios? 13 00:00:31,679 --> 00:00:34,265 She tried to convince me they stopped making those. 14 00:00:35,346 --> 00:00:37,676 You know, this kitchen really isn't set up for you. 15 00:00:37,701 --> 00:00:40,840 Yeah, after I burned my chin making eggs, I just gave up. 16 00:00:41,477 --> 00:00:43,479 Hey, I'm thinking we could trick this place out 17 00:00:43,504 --> 00:00:44,422 like we did at the bar. 18 00:00:44,447 --> 00:00:46,598 You know, lower the cabinets, get the appliances 19 00:00:46,623 --> 00:00:47,708 at the right height. 20 00:00:47,792 --> 00:00:49,877 I don't know, you'd have to ask the building manager. 21 00:00:49,902 --> 00:00:52,569 The building manager hasn't had coffee yet, so no. 22 00:00:53,422 --> 00:00:55,424 Did you give him the good Cheerios? 23 00:00:55,449 --> 00:00:57,209 You mean the ones you've been hiding from me? 24 00:00:57,242 --> 00:00:58,786 Well, I wouldn't have to hide them 25 00:00:58,811 --> 00:01:00,605 if you didn't eat 'em all in one sitting. 26 00:01:00,691 --> 00:01:03,110 You do know my entire life is one sitting? 27 00:01:04,645 --> 00:01:06,185 I was just telling Adam 28 00:01:06,210 --> 00:01:08,028 this kitchen could be a lot more accessible for him. 29 00:01:08,053 --> 00:01:10,192 I tried. The owner won't pay for renovations. 30 00:01:10,217 --> 00:01:11,857 Well, I'm your friend. I'll do it for cost. 31 00:01:11,881 --> 00:01:12,695 That'd be great. 32 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:14,364 Would that mean my kitchen would be torn up for weeks 33 00:01:14,389 --> 00:01:15,516 so I couldn't cook? 34 00:01:15,541 --> 00:01:17,061 - Probably. - That's fine. 35 00:01:17,614 --> 00:01:20,247 Come on, we're gonna be late for the meeting. 36 00:01:20,491 --> 00:01:22,122 Hey! Whoa, where are you going with those? 37 00:01:22,147 --> 00:01:24,316 Somewhere you can't get 'em. 38 00:01:26,902 --> 00:01:28,967 I mean, the worst thing that happened to me 39 00:01:28,992 --> 00:01:30,869 was that success came so young. 40 00:01:31,169 --> 00:01:33,212 You know, one minute we're just a bunch of lads 41 00:01:33,237 --> 00:01:35,531 playing music in Liam's mum's basement, 42 00:01:35,614 --> 00:01:39,151 and the next, we're on a tour bus with money and drugs 43 00:01:39,176 --> 00:01:40,886 and women falling over themselves 44 00:01:40,911 --> 00:01:42,246 to take a turn with me. 45 00:01:43,607 --> 00:01:45,541 See, what they don't tell you is 46 00:01:45,566 --> 00:01:49,396 that the most addictive drug of all is fame. 47 00:01:50,020 --> 00:01:51,772 Do you know who he is? 48 00:01:51,797 --> 00:01:55,130 Not a clue, but I think he thinks we know who he is. 49 00:01:55,155 --> 00:01:56,925 I mean, when I should've been enjoying my seat 50 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:59,536 at life's great feast, I found myself 51 00:01:59,561 --> 00:02:02,398 in a hotel room alone, hiding in a closet 52 00:02:02,423 --> 00:02:04,406 with a bag of drugs, afraid to come out 53 00:02:04,431 --> 00:02:06,642 'cause I was pretty sure there was a monster out there, 54 00:02:06,667 --> 00:02:10,212 or worse, someone who'd want to share my drugs. 55 00:02:11,933 --> 00:02:13,810 I mean, I should've been dead, right? 56 00:02:13,934 --> 00:02:15,560 But God had another plan for me. 57 00:02:15,605 --> 00:02:18,358 Well, God and my managers, who staged an intervention. 58 00:02:18,383 --> 00:02:21,993 Next up on the set list was my first meeting, and guess what. 59 00:02:22,209 --> 00:02:24,754 The universe raised its lighter 60 00:02:24,779 --> 00:02:27,970 and brought old Roddy back for an encore. 61 00:02:29,881 --> 00:02:31,883 No way. It's Rod. 62 00:02:32,194 --> 00:02:34,356 - Who's Rod? - From the band Sachet. 63 00:02:34,498 --> 00:02:35,499 Sachet? 64 00:02:35,524 --> 00:02:38,610 He was in love with me for a serious chunk of 1987. 65 00:02:38,635 --> 00:02:40,888 There was a time when every woman in America 66 00:02:40,913 --> 00:02:42,081 wanted a taste of that. 67 00:02:42,354 --> 00:02:44,982 Well, I was here then. I don't think so. 68 00:02:45,866 --> 00:02:50,866 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com -- 69 00:02:59,485 --> 00:03:02,196 Is he wearing a strap-on piano? 70 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:04,587 It's called a keytar. 71 00:03:04,612 --> 00:03:05,923 It was a real breakthrough in music, 72 00:03:05,948 --> 00:03:08,659 'cause it allowed the keyboard player to dance. 73 00:03:08,684 --> 00:03:11,687 It's weird that Sachet doesn't have a Wikipedia page. 74 00:03:11,712 --> 00:03:13,714 I have a Wikipedia page. 75 00:03:13,739 --> 00:03:15,366 Hang on, this is the best part. 76 00:03:15,391 --> 00:03:16,702 See, most men can't prance like that 77 00:03:16,727 --> 00:03:18,937 and still be considered sexy. 78 00:03:19,179 --> 00:03:20,931 I like those shoulder pads. 79 00:03:20,956 --> 00:03:24,209 I tried 'em once and took out a wall sconce. 80 00:03:24,234 --> 00:03:26,320 Looks like the whole band had the Jennifer Aniston haircut 81 00:03:26,345 --> 00:03:28,263 way before it was trendy. 82 00:03:29,606 --> 00:03:31,605 Gosh, you remember where you were 83 00:03:31,630 --> 00:03:32,774 when you first heard that song? 84 00:03:32,799 --> 00:03:35,135 Yeah, right here, right now. 85 00:03:37,215 --> 00:03:38,549 Look at him. 86 00:03:38,789 --> 00:03:41,124 I never would have imagined he'd get sober. 87 00:03:41,149 --> 00:03:42,960 Last time I saw him, we were Lady and the Tramp-ing 88 00:03:42,985 --> 00:03:44,945 a big, fat line of blow. 89 00:03:45,536 --> 00:03:47,017 Did you talk to him after the meeting? 90 00:03:47,042 --> 00:03:49,389 No, I wasn't gonna wait in line to shake his hand. 91 00:03:49,421 --> 00:03:50,798 His hand and I have history. 92 00:03:52,175 --> 00:03:53,470 Oh, I shook his hand. 93 00:03:53,658 --> 00:03:56,870 I swear to God, that man sleeps in gloves with lotion. 94 00:03:56,895 --> 00:03:58,981 I should start doing that again. 95 00:03:59,006 --> 00:04:00,966 How long were the two of you together? 96 00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:03,076 Let's see. I guess it would have been... 97 00:04:04,336 --> 00:04:05,963 three, maybe four nights? 98 00:04:06,742 --> 00:04:09,731 That was your serious chunk of 1987? 99 00:04:09,945 --> 00:04:11,613 I've been in love for four nights. 100 00:04:11,791 --> 00:04:13,626 You should go say hey. 101 00:04:16,110 --> 00:04:18,446 All right. I'm gonna do it. 102 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:29,785 Hello. 103 00:04:29,810 --> 00:04:31,061 Hi. 104 00:04:31,196 --> 00:04:32,588 I don't mean to interrupt. 105 00:04:32,613 --> 00:04:36,409 I just wanted to say... hello. 106 00:04:36,853 --> 00:04:39,606 Hello. 107 00:04:39,631 --> 00:04:43,499 Rod. Rod, Rod, Rod. 108 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:45,452 Can you believe this? 109 00:04:45,477 --> 00:04:47,562 Can you believe we're still alive? 110 00:04:47,587 --> 00:04:49,590 I cannot. 111 00:04:50,465 --> 00:04:53,009 Ah, so many memories. 112 00:04:53,034 --> 00:04:54,285 Indeed. 113 00:04:54,310 --> 00:04:56,265 And then to see you in the meeting... 114 00:04:56,290 --> 00:04:58,709 Oh, you were in the meeting. Oh, good for you. 115 00:04:58,734 --> 00:05:01,053 - Good for both of us. - Yeah. 116 00:05:09,938 --> 00:05:12,479 All right. Enjoy that BLT. 117 00:05:15,109 --> 00:05:17,070 We have plenty of time to catch up. 118 00:05:17,095 --> 00:05:18,305 Right. 119 00:05:20,930 --> 00:05:23,833 His mind: blown. 120 00:05:28,012 --> 00:05:31,933 ? Out of nowhere, you were there ? 121 00:05:31,958 --> 00:05:35,122 ? Satin jacket, perfect hair... ? 122 00:05:35,147 --> 00:05:36,981 Who the hell is that guy? 123 00:05:37,455 --> 00:05:40,175 - As if you don't know. - I-I really don't. 124 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:42,953 You're such a philistine. That's Rod Connaughton. 125 00:05:44,049 --> 00:05:45,467 From Sachet. 126 00:05:45,492 --> 00:05:46,827 Not a clue. 127 00:05:46,852 --> 00:05:48,170 But I'm curious, what has led you 128 00:05:48,195 --> 00:05:51,281 to this particularly unpleasant corner of the Internet? 129 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:55,147 Okay, how do I say this? 130 00:05:55,707 --> 00:05:58,293 Part of my past came back into my life today. 131 00:05:58,318 --> 00:06:00,069 But I don't want you to worry. 132 00:06:00,094 --> 00:06:01,345 So you banged him. 133 00:06:01,902 --> 00:06:03,590 I was trying to ease you into it, 134 00:06:03,615 --> 00:06:06,393 - but yes. A long time ago. - Okay. 135 00:06:06,418 --> 00:06:08,394 So, in the spirit of crystal clarity, 136 00:06:08,419 --> 00:06:09,754 I slept with a rock star. 137 00:06:10,085 --> 00:06:11,879 Uh, David Bowie's a rock star. 138 00:06:11,904 --> 00:06:15,282 This guy sprays cologne on your face at JCPenney. 139 00:06:15,307 --> 00:06:17,934 Aw, is somebody jealous? 140 00:06:17,959 --> 00:06:19,544 No. 141 00:06:19,569 --> 00:06:21,154 We both came into this relationship 142 00:06:21,179 --> 00:06:23,566 knowing we had a past. 143 00:06:23,591 --> 00:06:24,740 Uh, mine happens to be 144 00:06:24,764 --> 00:06:27,198 a little more vivid, but yes. 145 00:06:27,965 --> 00:06:31,677 Bonnie, I was a stuntman for 28 years. 146 00:06:31,702 --> 00:06:33,871 There comes a point on every movie set 147 00:06:33,896 --> 00:06:36,649 where the lead actress is upset with the director, 148 00:06:36,674 --> 00:06:38,092 isn't talking to her leading man, 149 00:06:38,117 --> 00:06:39,868 is divorcing her third husband, 150 00:06:39,893 --> 00:06:42,364 and has been on a liquid diet for a month. 151 00:06:42,389 --> 00:06:44,266 And guess who's over there, 152 00:06:44,291 --> 00:06:48,462 limbering up against a Camaro, ready to light her cigarette? 153 00:06:48,570 --> 00:06:50,071 Let's go to bed. 154 00:06:50,233 --> 00:06:53,194 Funny, that's exactly what Tanya Roberts said. 155 00:06:53,531 --> 00:06:56,391 In what universe is Tanya Roberts a movie star? 156 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:59,313 The same one where that yahoo's a rock star. 157 00:07:00,063 --> 00:07:03,483 Also, the girl from WKRP who wasn't Loni Anderson. 158 00:07:03,508 --> 00:07:05,176 Good night. 159 00:07:07,641 --> 00:07:09,798 Uh-huh, uh-huh. 160 00:07:10,276 --> 00:07:13,487 Classic 36 inches. 161 00:07:13,802 --> 00:07:17,222 Okay, oven, what do you got? 162 00:07:17,247 --> 00:07:18,786 Let's see. 163 00:07:21,019 --> 00:07:22,353 Damn it! 164 00:07:24,354 --> 00:07:27,646 - Hey, Tammy. - Hey, buddy. Listen, 165 00:07:27,671 --> 00:07:29,858 when you get up in the morning and you want to think about, 166 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:31,551 I don't know, hockey or something, 167 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:33,412 which side of the table do you sit on? 168 00:07:33,905 --> 00:07:36,073 That one. What exactly is happening here? 169 00:07:36,098 --> 00:07:38,767 Mm. I'm more than just a licensed handyman, Adam. 170 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:40,877 I'm a licensed handyman with empathy. 171 00:07:41,414 --> 00:07:42,831 See, if I'm gonna design a kitchen, 172 00:07:42,856 --> 00:07:44,774 I got to see it from your perspective. 173 00:07:44,799 --> 00:07:46,217 Oh! While Bonnie's not here, 174 00:07:46,242 --> 00:07:47,720 can you raid the cereal cabinet for me? 175 00:07:47,745 --> 00:07:48,954 Oh, sure thing. 176 00:07:49,174 --> 00:07:52,090 Dang, you eat cereal like I used to pop pills. 177 00:07:56,181 --> 00:07:58,892 Oh. Oh! I can't reach it. 178 00:07:58,917 --> 00:08:01,878 Tammy, you could still stand. 179 00:08:01,903 --> 00:08:03,843 Oh, yeah. Good call. 180 00:08:03,868 --> 00:08:05,336 All right. Let's see, what do we got? 181 00:08:05,361 --> 00:08:06,992 - Ooh, Golden Grahams? - Yeah. 182 00:08:07,017 --> 00:08:08,727 All right. 183 00:08:08,752 --> 00:08:11,312 Oh, dude, that's not the kitchen's fault. 184 00:08:16,191 --> 00:08:17,526 Hi. 185 00:08:18,199 --> 00:08:19,283 Oh, hi. 186 00:08:19,476 --> 00:08:21,979 Look what still fits after 30 years. 187 00:08:22,562 --> 00:08:24,166 Oh, right. Right. 188 00:08:25,841 --> 00:08:27,251 Where do you want me to sign, love? 189 00:08:27,276 --> 00:08:30,220 - Oh, I don't want your autograph, Rod. - Oh, a selfie, then? 190 00:08:30,245 --> 00:08:31,423 A-Are you kidding? 191 00:08:31,756 --> 00:08:33,800 It's me, Bonnie Plunkett. 192 00:08:33,825 --> 00:08:35,452 Okay. 193 00:08:35,801 --> 00:08:37,579 I understand, it's been a long time. 194 00:08:37,604 --> 00:08:39,230 Let me refresh your memory. 195 00:08:39,293 --> 00:08:41,837 Fargo Ballroom, 1987. 196 00:08:43,267 --> 00:08:44,686 Radisson Hotel. 197 00:08:45,856 --> 00:08:47,400 Ice machine at the Radisson Hotel. 198 00:08:47,425 --> 00:08:49,091 Oh! Oh! 199 00:08:49,116 --> 00:08:50,804 Hey! Yes. 200 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:52,103 Hello. 201 00:08:52,128 --> 00:08:54,212 Oh, I must apologize. The '80s are gone. 202 00:08:54,237 --> 00:08:57,407 Just washed away on a sea of quaaludes and cognac. 203 00:08:57,661 --> 00:09:00,622 But you got to remember me. We had something real. 204 00:09:00,647 --> 00:09:02,585 You even said I was more than a groupie. 205 00:09:02,610 --> 00:09:04,116 Well, that's what you say to groupies, you know. 206 00:09:04,501 --> 00:09:06,628 That's how you get a groupie. 207 00:09:06,653 --> 00:09:08,905 I bet I even played the piano for you. 208 00:09:08,930 --> 00:09:11,557 You did. Because you were writing a song just for... 209 00:09:12,792 --> 00:09:16,403 - Oh, my God. - Classic Rod. 210 00:09:17,956 --> 00:09:19,677 I might not remember the '80s, 211 00:09:19,702 --> 00:09:21,677 but I'm still apologizing for 'em. 212 00:09:21,888 --> 00:09:23,253 Anyway, I can still sign your T-shirt. 213 00:09:23,278 --> 00:09:25,947 Oh, for God's sake, Rod, put away your Sharpie! 214 00:09:25,972 --> 00:09:27,825 Ooh, you're getting a bit loud. That's hitting my tinnitus. 215 00:09:27,850 --> 00:09:30,910 Oh, sure. You show up at my meeting, 216 00:09:30,935 --> 00:09:33,405 and you act like this great, big superstar, 217 00:09:33,430 --> 00:09:35,325 but the minute it gets real, you get back on that tour bus 218 00:09:35,349 --> 00:09:37,550 and sneak out of town. Well, you know what? 219 00:09:37,575 --> 00:09:39,076 You don't forget me. 220 00:09:39,101 --> 00:09:40,477 I forget you. 221 00:09:40,502 --> 00:09:42,337 Right, fine. Have it your way. 222 00:09:42,538 --> 00:09:44,332 Yeah, go ahead, walk away! 223 00:09:44,357 --> 00:09:47,344 - I hope I don't see you again! - Don't worry, you won't. 224 00:09:47,369 --> 00:09:48,941 Yeah, that's a lot of attitude 225 00:09:48,966 --> 00:09:51,386 for someone who doesn't even have a Wikipedia page! 226 00:09:51,973 --> 00:09:53,349 Well, he doesn't! 227 00:10:00,082 --> 00:10:02,831 I spent all day in Adam's kitchen living as Adam, 228 00:10:02,856 --> 00:10:05,307 and I got to tell you guys, it really opened my eyes. 229 00:10:05,478 --> 00:10:08,272 Does that mean I can have my office chair back? 230 00:10:08,302 --> 00:10:10,846 Seriously, Marjorie? The man can't walk. 231 00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:13,129 I have to do my taxes. 232 00:10:13,233 --> 00:10:15,004 You guys, you're never gonna believe this. 233 00:10:15,029 --> 00:10:16,489 I just talked to Rod, and... 234 00:10:16,514 --> 00:10:18,387 - He doesn't remember you. - He didn't remember me. 235 00:10:18,412 --> 00:10:22,791 But, oh-ho-ho, he will remember me now. 236 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:25,751 Whoo-hoo. I let him have it Bonnie Plunkett-style. 237 00:10:25,776 --> 00:10:28,362 I love it when you yell at people who aren't me. 238 00:10:28,940 --> 00:10:30,221 Ugh, so awkward. 239 00:10:30,246 --> 00:10:32,010 Now you're gonna have to see him at every meeting. 240 00:10:32,035 --> 00:10:34,013 Oh, no, he will not be coming to our meeting again. 241 00:10:34,038 --> 00:10:35,338 Scorched earth. 242 00:10:36,666 --> 00:10:38,564 - What? - Never mind. 243 00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:40,515 Really? You sigh, say "never mind"? 244 00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:42,918 This is what killed your last three cats. 245 00:10:43,655 --> 00:10:47,068 You may have just driven an alcoholic away from a meeting. 246 00:10:47,093 --> 00:10:49,387 I hope I did. 247 00:10:49,530 --> 00:10:50,447 Wendy, get ready. 248 00:10:50,472 --> 00:10:52,390 I'm about to yell at Marjorie. 249 00:10:52,415 --> 00:10:55,334 Our rooms need to be a safe space for everybody. 250 00:10:55,477 --> 00:10:58,256 Ooh, Bonnie owes Rod an amends. 251 00:10:58,740 --> 00:11:00,117 No, I don't. 252 00:11:00,815 --> 00:11:02,067 No, I don't. 253 00:11:02,092 --> 00:11:03,260 Sure this is the right place? 254 00:11:03,460 --> 00:11:05,003 A few clicks on the ol' dark web, 255 00:11:05,028 --> 00:11:06,029 and I found his address. 256 00:11:07,322 --> 00:11:08,856 I also got your Amazon Prime login, 257 00:11:08,881 --> 00:11:10,633 so expect some running shoes in my size 258 00:11:10,658 --> 00:11:12,077 to come tomorrow by 9:00 p.m. 259 00:11:13,578 --> 00:11:14,579 Yes? 260 00:11:14,662 --> 00:11:15,789 Oh, hello. 261 00:11:15,814 --> 00:11:17,733 Uh, is this the Rod Connaughton residence? 262 00:11:17,803 --> 00:11:19,847 Indeed. He's in his hobby room. 263 00:11:19,872 --> 00:11:22,124 Come on in. I'll go and get him. 264 00:11:22,509 --> 00:11:26,263 Rodney? You have some lady friends here. 265 00:11:27,363 --> 00:11:28,448 Oh... 266 00:11:28,843 --> 00:11:30,387 my God. 267 00:11:30,470 --> 00:11:32,097 Can you believe this? 268 00:11:32,122 --> 00:11:35,542 I know. He doesn't remember you, but he's banging Mary Poppins. 269 00:11:40,532 --> 00:11:41,824 It's open! 270 00:11:42,582 --> 00:11:44,943 - Hey. - Hey. 271 00:11:45,084 --> 00:11:46,625 I checked out your plans for the kitchen. 272 00:11:46,650 --> 00:11:47,693 They look amazing. 273 00:11:47,784 --> 00:11:49,437 Yeah, about that. 274 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:51,724 What's wrong? 275 00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:54,010 The stupid city won't let me do anything. 276 00:11:54,035 --> 00:11:56,013 I have to get permits for the plumbing and electrical. 277 00:11:56,037 --> 00:11:57,905 In order to do that, I have to get permission 278 00:11:57,930 --> 00:12:00,183 from the owner of the building, and they don't want to do 279 00:12:00,208 --> 00:12:02,168 anything to permanently change the apartment. 280 00:12:02,310 --> 00:12:04,796 Oh, well, that's okay. 281 00:12:04,879 --> 00:12:07,623 At least we discovered the secret cereal. 282 00:12:07,648 --> 00:12:10,151 It's not okay! It's not fair! 283 00:12:10,176 --> 00:12:11,845 I mean, you struggle so much, 284 00:12:11,870 --> 00:12:13,630 you shouldn't have to dislocate your shoulder 285 00:12:13,655 --> 00:12:16,408 to make a frickin' peanut butter and jelly sandwich! 286 00:12:17,085 --> 00:12:18,660 Can I get you a soda? 287 00:12:18,802 --> 00:12:21,763 I don't know, can you? What shelf is it on?! 288 00:12:24,232 --> 00:12:25,817 Check it out. 289 00:12:25,842 --> 00:12:28,095 Portrait of the young rocker with a muffin top. 290 00:12:28,295 --> 00:12:30,380 I dreaded this amends. 291 00:12:30,405 --> 00:12:32,509 - Now I'm starting to enjoy it. - I know. 292 00:12:32,615 --> 00:12:34,617 Please put that down. 293 00:12:35,618 --> 00:12:37,120 What are you doing here? 294 00:12:37,145 --> 00:12:39,981 Isn't the real question, what are you doing here? 295 00:12:40,006 --> 00:12:41,735 - He lives here. - Mum. 296 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:44,096 Oh! 297 00:12:44,377 --> 00:12:45,628 Where are my manners? 298 00:12:45,653 --> 00:12:47,113 Do you all want tea? 299 00:12:47,138 --> 00:12:50,500 I also have Tang. Rodney's quite partial to it. 300 00:12:51,634 --> 00:12:53,595 Um, how about I come help you make it. 301 00:12:53,620 --> 00:12:55,497 I haven't had Tang since high school. 302 00:12:55,522 --> 00:12:57,835 I used to mix it with vodka and take it to gym class. 303 00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,445 Ooh, that sounds lovely. 304 00:12:59,470 --> 00:13:02,187 It was, until we started archery. 305 00:13:04,864 --> 00:13:07,009 It wasn't enough for you to embarrass me after the meeting? 306 00:13:07,034 --> 00:13:08,619 Now you have to track me down? 307 00:13:09,001 --> 00:13:10,962 Just cut to the chase... Do we have a daughter 308 00:13:10,987 --> 00:13:12,440 who needs money for college? 309 00:13:12,815 --> 00:13:16,426 Well, actually, I'm here to make an amends for my behavior. 310 00:13:16,451 --> 00:13:17,952 Really? 311 00:13:18,828 --> 00:13:20,705 Maybe if I sit. 312 00:13:31,966 --> 00:13:34,844 Upon reflection... 313 00:13:34,869 --> 00:13:37,447 it was wrong of me to say anything 314 00:13:37,472 --> 00:13:40,600 that could get in the way of you coming to a meeting. 315 00:13:41,177 --> 00:13:42,943 You have every right to be there 316 00:13:42,968 --> 00:13:45,262 and not worry that you're going to be attacked in public 317 00:13:45,287 --> 00:13:48,331 by someone who you once pretended to write a song for. 318 00:13:50,089 --> 00:13:51,298 Okay. 319 00:13:51,546 --> 00:13:52,756 Well, I, uh... 320 00:13:52,781 --> 00:13:54,909 I very much appreciate you saying that. 321 00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:57,372 It's not often a moment like this gets sorted out 322 00:13:57,397 --> 00:13:59,983 and no DNA tests are involved. 323 00:14:00,149 --> 00:14:02,902 Lucky me. 324 00:14:02,992 --> 00:14:05,244 Well, now that we got that cleared up... 325 00:14:05,559 --> 00:14:07,519 hope I see you in the meeting. 326 00:14:07,544 --> 00:14:09,087 Okay. 327 00:14:12,340 --> 00:14:15,296 Any chance I could get that Tang in a to-go cup? 328 00:14:15,773 --> 00:14:18,491 Yeah, of course. Oh, could you do me a huge favor, 329 00:14:18,583 --> 00:14:21,046 and don't mention any of this to anyone? 330 00:14:21,407 --> 00:14:22,700 Oh. So the next time you share 331 00:14:22,725 --> 00:14:24,102 about jet-setting around the world, 332 00:14:24,127 --> 00:14:26,379 I shouldn't bring up that you live with your "mum"? 333 00:14:27,029 --> 00:14:28,780 Spot-on. 334 00:14:29,138 --> 00:14:31,682 And when you talk about hanging out in the grotto, 335 00:14:31,707 --> 00:14:33,764 I shouldn't tell people you're really hiding out 336 00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:34,832 in your hobby room? 337 00:14:34,857 --> 00:14:37,777 What you got going on in there... Puppets, marionettes? 338 00:14:37,930 --> 00:14:39,849 You're gonna make this difficult, aren't you? 339 00:14:39,874 --> 00:14:41,584 Look, all I'm saying is, you're painting 340 00:14:41,609 --> 00:14:44,987 a totally different picture of your life in your shares. 341 00:14:45,290 --> 00:14:48,334 You've been sober a long time... Where's the rigorous honesty? 342 00:14:48,359 --> 00:14:50,110 I know, I know. 343 00:14:50,311 --> 00:14:52,044 It's just that when I grab that podium, 344 00:14:52,069 --> 00:14:54,794 I get in front of an audience, something takes over. 345 00:14:54,819 --> 00:14:56,571 Yeah. Lying. 346 00:14:56,817 --> 00:14:58,861 Well, I was gonna say "a magical connection 347 00:14:58,886 --> 00:15:01,472 between me and the crowd," but okay. 348 00:15:03,513 --> 00:15:04,806 Tammy, trust me, 349 00:15:04,854 --> 00:15:06,981 these kind of things used to piss me off, 350 00:15:07,006 --> 00:15:08,508 but after so many years, 351 00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:10,551 I just learned to roll with it. 352 00:15:11,613 --> 00:15:13,156 I'm allowed to make those jokes. 353 00:15:13,431 --> 00:15:16,995 Look, I really appreciate how much you care. 354 00:15:17,304 --> 00:15:18,972 That's 'cause I know what it's like. 355 00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:21,005 You do? 356 00:15:21,030 --> 00:15:22,948 I never fit in the "normal box," either. 357 00:15:22,973 --> 00:15:24,808 It's like I went to bed one night 358 00:15:24,833 --> 00:15:28,140 this average-size nine-year-old, and I woke up this height. 359 00:15:29,133 --> 00:15:31,135 I was taller than all the boys. 360 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:33,163 I could never find jeans long enough. 361 00:15:33,188 --> 00:15:35,398 I had to cram my legs under the desk. 362 00:15:35,562 --> 00:15:38,022 A new kid came and thought I was the teacher. 363 00:15:38,660 --> 00:15:40,542 Oh, and then I sucked at basketball. 364 00:15:40,567 --> 00:15:44,103 If that isn't God taking a dump on me, I don't know what is. 365 00:15:44,128 --> 00:15:45,880 Did you have a coach work with you? 366 00:15:45,905 --> 00:15:47,883 Because if you've got size, you can just post up at... 367 00:15:47,907 --> 00:15:50,452 No, never mind. Go ahead. 368 00:15:50,792 --> 00:15:52,887 I remember once I had this birthday party 369 00:15:52,912 --> 00:15:55,156 at this place called Cinderella's Castle, 370 00:15:55,181 --> 00:15:57,225 and the birthday girl got to climb 371 00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:59,043 through Cinderella's tunnel maze, 372 00:15:59,068 --> 00:16:01,612 and at the end she'd get a crown from Prince Charming. 373 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:04,899 Well, halfway through, I got stuck. 374 00:16:04,924 --> 00:16:08,511 'Cause the damn maze was built for a normal-size little girl. 375 00:16:10,263 --> 00:16:12,015 They had to call the fire department. 376 00:16:12,098 --> 00:16:13,808 And little Donna Schroder got the crown 377 00:16:13,833 --> 00:16:15,292 that was supposed to be mine. 378 00:16:15,662 --> 00:16:19,040 Don't know Donna Schroder, but now I hate her. 379 00:16:20,812 --> 00:16:22,167 So when I look at this kitchen, 380 00:16:22,192 --> 00:16:24,478 all I see is stupid Cinderella's maze. 381 00:16:24,503 --> 00:16:26,421 And you're not getting your crown! 382 00:16:27,094 --> 00:16:29,596 It means a lot that you have my back. 383 00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:30,998 Thanks. 384 00:16:32,301 --> 00:16:33,928 I looked Donna up on Facebook. 385 00:16:33,953 --> 00:16:35,455 She's a total train wreck. 386 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:37,691 Tattooed eyebrows. Cuts hair at the airport. 387 00:16:37,890 --> 00:16:39,267 Cute dog, though. 388 00:16:42,125 --> 00:16:44,939 Rodney was always trying on my high heels. 389 00:16:44,980 --> 00:16:48,234 And he still steals my eyeliner. 390 00:16:48,359 --> 00:16:50,945 I think it's wonderful you support him so much. 391 00:16:50,970 --> 00:16:52,931 Well, it was his dream. 392 00:16:52,956 --> 00:16:57,519 If you can't support your children's dreams, what's the point? 393 00:16:57,544 --> 00:17:01,339 Wow. He had you for a mom, and he still hit rock bottom. 394 00:17:01,611 --> 00:17:04,924 He got the bad stuff from his father. 395 00:17:05,094 --> 00:17:07,888 Wandering penis and all. 396 00:17:09,209 --> 00:17:11,972 Sharing at a meeting is not a performance. 397 00:17:11,997 --> 00:17:13,717 You're there to help other people stay sober 398 00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:15,434 with your actual story. 399 00:17:15,459 --> 00:17:17,086 What, that all my money went up my nose, 400 00:17:17,111 --> 00:17:19,497 and I just threw my back out cleaning my mum's gutters? 401 00:17:19,522 --> 00:17:20,648 How does that help people? 402 00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:22,591 It lets them know they're not alone. 403 00:17:22,616 --> 00:17:25,410 And if you want to perform, get your ass back onstage. 404 00:17:25,435 --> 00:17:28,005 Well, the band does want to do a reunion tour. 405 00:17:28,030 --> 00:17:29,239 Oh, my God. 406 00:17:29,710 --> 00:17:32,159 The original Sachet with Declan and Sudsy? 407 00:17:32,184 --> 00:17:34,937 - You-you have to. - I can't. 408 00:17:35,374 --> 00:17:37,790 I've never played sober, and it terrifies me. 409 00:17:37,815 --> 00:17:40,350 No, I get it, I get it. Look, I never had sex sober, 410 00:17:40,375 --> 00:17:42,002 but now that I have... 411 00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:43,529 it's fine. 412 00:17:43,670 --> 00:17:46,865 But without the drugs, I-I don't have the stamina. 413 00:17:46,890 --> 00:17:48,424 I mean, the only reason for the keytar 414 00:17:48,449 --> 00:17:50,678 - was so people could watch me prance. - Yeah... 415 00:17:50,761 --> 00:17:53,430 I hate to break it to you, but your fans are my age. 416 00:17:53,455 --> 00:17:55,624 No one's gonna be rushing the stage during the encore. 417 00:17:55,649 --> 00:17:57,351 Encore? 418 00:17:57,376 --> 00:18:00,203 Our drummer gets winded after three songs. No, no, no. 419 00:18:00,228 --> 00:18:02,439 Forget it, I can't do it. I cannot stand on that stage 420 00:18:02,464 --> 00:18:05,418 and look at that state fair audience and live a lie. 421 00:18:05,443 --> 00:18:07,045 Uh... okay, calm down. 422 00:18:07,070 --> 00:18:08,821 Do-do you have anyone to talk to about this? 423 00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,606 Well, I used to talk to Rod Stewart, 424 00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:11,924 but he's gone a bit squishy 425 00:18:11,949 --> 00:18:14,285 since he did that Christmas album. 426 00:18:14,770 --> 00:18:16,522 What about your sponsor? 427 00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:18,593 I-I don't have one. 428 00:18:18,676 --> 00:18:21,471 Ah. There's your problem. 429 00:18:22,248 --> 00:18:24,349 Putting the drink down is huge, 430 00:18:24,374 --> 00:18:26,585 but it's just one part of being sober. 431 00:18:26,785 --> 00:18:28,608 The rest is about the thinking. 432 00:18:28,633 --> 00:18:30,701 The things that go on between our ears. 433 00:18:30,813 --> 00:18:32,773 And if you're not dealing with that, 434 00:18:32,798 --> 00:18:34,842 you're basically white-knuckling your sobriety. 435 00:18:35,016 --> 00:18:37,059 And I get it, because I've been there. 436 00:18:37,237 --> 00:18:38,380 And today's a perfect example. 437 00:18:38,404 --> 00:18:41,105 If I didn't have a sponsor, I wouldn't have come here. 438 00:18:41,551 --> 00:18:43,785 Well, for what it's worth, I'm glad you did. 439 00:18:43,810 --> 00:18:45,103 So am I. 440 00:18:45,535 --> 00:18:48,206 I think that leads to the next obvious question. 441 00:18:48,347 --> 00:18:49,849 Mm, Rod. 442 00:18:49,874 --> 00:18:53,051 I'm happily married... I can't go on tour with you. 443 00:18:53,419 --> 00:18:55,496 Oh, no, no. I want you to be my sponsor. 444 00:18:55,521 --> 00:18:57,314 Oh. Oh. 445 00:18:57,463 --> 00:19:00,964 Well, I have a lot of people under my wing right now. 446 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:05,009 But none of them ever opened for Wham! 447 00:19:06,636 --> 00:19:08,555 Thank you. Thank you. 448 00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:11,833 And I... I really am very sorry that I didn't remember you. 449 00:19:11,858 --> 00:19:14,128 Which brings me to something that's been haunting me 450 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,962 ever since you mentioned the drummer. 451 00:19:15,987 --> 00:19:18,699 - Liam? - Liam. 452 00:19:19,111 --> 00:19:21,238 I'm starting to think it was Liam. 453 00:19:27,136 --> 00:19:28,922 All right, come on in, buddy. 454 00:19:28,947 --> 00:19:30,115 Ah. 455 00:19:32,035 --> 00:19:33,411 I'm so sorry, but... 456 00:19:33,436 --> 00:19:35,355 I'm not really seeing what's different. 457 00:19:35,380 --> 00:19:37,299 Well, there was one thing I figured I could do 458 00:19:37,324 --> 00:19:38,409 without a permit. 459 00:19:40,688 --> 00:19:41,897 Voilą! 460 00:19:41,922 --> 00:19:44,392 Oh, that's fantastic! 461 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,127 I love it! That's great! 462 00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:47,529 Now you can reach everything. 463 00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:49,223 The condiments, the spices... 464 00:19:49,248 --> 00:19:51,125 We have Nutella? 465 00:19:51,307 --> 00:19:52,308 Tammy... 466 00:19:52,526 --> 00:19:54,341 - you're the best. - Agreed. 467 00:19:54,366 --> 00:19:56,060 All right, now I got to take off. 468 00:19:56,085 --> 00:19:57,521 Okay. Oh, there's one more thing. 469 00:19:57,546 --> 00:19:58,982 Can you look at it for me? Real quick. 470 00:19:59,007 --> 00:20:00,527 - Sure. - Something's going on 471 00:20:00,552 --> 00:20:03,513 with that drawer to the left of the sink. 472 00:20:03,538 --> 00:20:05,248 It seems fine. 473 00:20:05,658 --> 00:20:07,202 Hey, what is this? 474 00:20:08,878 --> 00:20:11,798 That is a Cinderella princess crown. 475 00:20:12,858 --> 00:20:14,818 I bought it for you. I didn't have one. 476 00:20:18,132 --> 00:20:19,842 You have my back; I have yours. 477 00:20:20,285 --> 00:20:22,203 Suck on that, Donna Schroder. 478 00:20:23,838 --> 00:20:28,838 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com --