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? It's time for Animaniacs! ?

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? And we're zany to the max ?

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? So just sit back and relax ?

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? You'll laugh till you collapse ?

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? We're Animaniacs! ?

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- ? Come join the Warner Brothers ?
- ? And the Warner Sister Dot ?

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? Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ?

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? They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ?

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? But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ?

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? We're Animaniacs! ?

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? Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ?

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? Wakko packs away the snacks ?

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? Our careers have made comebacks ?

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? We're Animaniacs! ?

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? Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ?

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? A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ?

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? Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ?

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? And ethnically diverse ?

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? The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ?

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? We're Animaniacs! ?

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? You should see our new contracts ?

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? We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ?

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? We're animan-ey, totally insane-y ?

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? Contains aspartame-y! ?

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? Animaniacs! Those are the facts ?

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www.subtitulamos.tv

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All this smiting is
giving me carpal tunnel.

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Who knew that Greek gods

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could get repetitive stress injuries?

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- We should see a doctor.
- We can't.

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Hippocrates is on vacation.

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Vacation? That's a great idea!

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Here. Take these salvaged
Minoan temple doors

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and face them west
so they catch the late light

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and provide the perfect backdrop
for our hot stone massage station.

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I really don't go in for chakra work,
but I know that's your thing, Yakko.

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So, I brought some resonating crystals.

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Wakko, put on this robe
and tantalize your taste buds

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with this Jojoba mocktail
infused with spirulina.

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I don't know what you said,
but this tastes like soap.

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I love it!

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Odysseus, should we slow down?
It's getting a little scary!

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Nothing is too scary
for the great Odysseus.

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Hero. Legend.

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Powerfully hairy.

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Ody! Ody! Ody! Ody! Ody! Ody! Ody! Ody!

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Goat me!

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My hubris just gave me an idea.

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Let's soak those nerds!

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- My eyes!
- My face!

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My inner peace!

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You guys need a towel?

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It's funny 'cause they're wet,

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and they don't wanna be!

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Hey, watch it!

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No, you watch it!

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I'll show you a sick burn!

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Sis, when we're not on Mount Olympus,
we're not smiting.

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Now, we agreed to strive
for work/life balance.

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Forget work/life balance.

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Time to lean in!

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Back to the office?

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Yeah! And set up
a power lunch with Ares

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'cause this means war!

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Now, looks like he's on
his way back to... Ithaca.

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What are we gonna do to him?

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Unleash a series of monsters
that gradually strip him down,

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one mental and emotional layer at a time?

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Sounds like an odyssey.

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Let's see how he likes this!

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Hark.

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What's that exquisite sound?

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I'm glad you guys dig my jams.

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Check out this new one
I've been working on.

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? I'm gonna eat ya ?

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? Climb into my mouth ?

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? So I can eat ya ?

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? Gonna cut you up
and put you... ?

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- ? on my pizza ?
- Yeah! Let's throw some shapes!

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? Then I'll put that pizza in my mouth ?

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They like it?

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- It is kinda catchy.
- Nope. Next!

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A Sisyphean insanity hill?

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Flaming sand-suck?

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A pit of forgotten souls?

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Wait a minute.

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Is this Aegean Ninja Warrior?

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I love this show!

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Come on, everybody!

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Lemme hear you scream!

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Is he trying to "win" Hades?

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Yeah!

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Did I break the record? What was my time?

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Doesn't he understand?
Hades is timeless.

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- It's eternal suffering!
- Don't worry.

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I've got one more trick up my toga.

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Good night, everybody!

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What's happening?

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Have I been chosen
for the finals in Vegas?!

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Who's this loser?

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- I am Odysseus, King of...
- I get it.

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People are always trying
to come to my island

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because it's a very, very nice island.

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Literally,
it's the finest island in the world.

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It's o... kay.

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I'm very rich. I have a great brain,

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and these two very excellent eyes

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that I can see things very well with.

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I'm gonna call you my little pocket man.

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No. I'm Odysseus,

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King of Ithaca!

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Not anymore.
You're gonna be my new loofah.

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You're gonna exfoliate my very beautiful,

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very naturally tanned skin.

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Cheddar chest!

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Okay! Okay! Gods!

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I surrender! I surrender!

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Something to say?

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I'm sorry I splashed you with my boat!

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Please! Just get me away
from this wrinkled circus peanut!

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Lemme go! Lemme go home!

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I just wanna go home!

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Okay. Flush him back to Ithaca.

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- Let's just get rid of him, too.
- We can't.

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Remember, the Roman gods
meddled with our affairs

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and made him a demigod.

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Or was it a demagogue?

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Gee, Brain,
what do you wanna do tonight?

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The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

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Try to take over the world!

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? They're Pinky and the Brain ?

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? Yes, Pinky and the Brain ?

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? One is a genius ?

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? The other's insane ?

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? They're laboratory mice ?

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? Their genes have been spliced ?

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? They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ?

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? Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ?

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Well, Egwind. Pinky and I have been

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a two-man operation for many years.

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But I think I speak for both us

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when I say we'd
like you to join us

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as a permanent member of the team.

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From this point forward,
it will be Pinky, the Brain,

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and Egwind.

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Huzzah!
Alloweth our adventures to beginneth!

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Fare thee well.

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Can I be Egwind now?

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So, there I was,
in the fearsome dragon's lair.

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I drew my trusty sword,
but before I could strike,

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his horrible tail came
crashing down on me!

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I barely escaped with me life.

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Ha! You think that's harrowing?

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I snuck in to try and steal his treasure,

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and he caught me with
his razor-sharp claws!

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I'll say this.

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If anyone could tame that beast,

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why, they'd be able to
take over the world!

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Pinky, are you pondering
what I'm pondering?

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I think so, Brain. Nothing, right?

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The dragon.
The dragon, you cretinous murine.

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Our labors will be fraught with peril.

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But we shall apply the same
principles of domestication

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man has used to tame
ferocious beasts for millennia.

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And our reward will be to
harness the fiery power

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of the mighty basilisk!

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Behold! I am...

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Brain, father of dragons!

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You're a father? Egad!

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You look great for someone who's had kids.

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Stop heckling my fantasies!

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Hey, I was watching that!

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Enough, Pinky. We need to find a whip,
a saddle, and reins.

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That dragon's not gonna know what hit him!

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Are you sure you don't want a turn, Brain?

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Seeing you happy is all
the fulfillment I need, Pinky.

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? Weird instruments, weird instruments ?

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? Playing as I sing ?

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Yay! Minstrels!

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Minstrels.

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Nothing but bugle-bearded lute monkeys
looking for a handout.

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- Don't look at them.
- Good morrow, my lords!

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On your way to slay
the fearsome dragon, I see.

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Fancy a bit of song to get
the old courage up?

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How about if I pay you not to sing?

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Right, right.
No need for rudities, my lord.

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Minstrels, away!

193
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What a terrific show!

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Didn't that just make you
feel something, Brain?

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The only thing I felt
was my ears vomiting.

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That's the spirit!

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Keep your eyes peeled.

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The entrance to the dragon's cave
must be near.

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Hey, Brain, look!

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It's over there! How convenient.

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Okay, Pinky. This is it.

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- Remember the plan?
- Righto.

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Leeroy Jenkins!

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Surrender!

205
00:12:13,663 --> 00:12:14,695
No!

206
00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,882
Step, step, turn, and...

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jazz claws!

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00:12:22,284 --> 00:12:25,721
Those four centuries of
tap are finally paying off.

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Wait, wait, wait.

210
00:12:27,206 --> 00:12:29,766
You're the dragon of St. Leonard's Forest?

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At your service.

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00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:36,064
I'm never going to take over
the kingdom with this gentle giant.

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Come, Pinky.

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Perhaps we'll begin auditions
for the next Egwind.

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Auditions?

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Tell me about this Egwind character.

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His wants, his needs, his motivations.

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Does he have a death scene?

219
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You're an actor?

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Aspiring actor.

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Plus, I'm training to be a minstrel,

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and I've written a sitcom spec.
I'm a triple threat.

223
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You're kidding.

224
00:13:03,695 --> 00:13:06,964
Well, perhaps it would
alarm you to know that

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the evil King Richard is
planning on, yes.

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Outlawing minstreling.

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- He is?
- What? No, he's not! Is he?

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Shut up.

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Heavens. Who'd want to live
in a world without the arts?

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Certainly not me. Why,

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you'd be hard-pressed to find
a bigger supporter of the arts than

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Sir Brain of Art... tesia.

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But, you hate the arts, Brain.

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You always say
that the Renaissance is French for bull...

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Quiet, Pinky. This Benedict character

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may not be the fearsome
brute we'd hoped for,

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but if we can harness
his thespian talents,

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our plan may yet succeed.

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So, what do you say, fair Benedict?

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Will you help us save the dramatic arts

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for minstrels the world over?!

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I shall help you

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save the theater!

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Yay!

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Excellent.

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Alright, Benedict.
If we're going to take on the king's army,

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you're going to need a ferocity

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that can strike fear
into the hearts of men.

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Show me fierce!

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Fierce... Fierce!

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Yay! Yay!

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00:14:23,572 --> 00:14:26,800
- And where did he get that water?
- Cut!

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This is a travesty.
I asked you for ferocity.

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I need you to harness your inner fire.

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00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:34,516
When you told them you
wanted to be a minstrel,

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they laughed at you,
didn't they? Didn't they?!

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00:14:38,766 --> 00:14:41,716
I don't want your tears! I want your fury!

258
00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:48,572
My gosh! Did you see it?
Did you see? I did it!

259
00:14:48,597 --> 00:14:51,074
Yes. Yes, I did.

260
00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:53,410
More fire! More!

261
00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:54,853
Okay!

262
00:14:57,845 --> 00:15:00,024
Look! A brush fire!

263
00:15:00,050 --> 00:15:01,919
Should I put it out?

264
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,921
Keep rolling! Stay in the moment!

265
00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:06,340
Show me large and intimidating!

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00:15:06,365 --> 00:15:09,718
Yes! Large and...

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00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:12,399
intimidating!

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00:15:13,481 --> 00:15:16,079
Yes! Yes!

269
00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:19,728
Excellent. It's all coming together!

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00:15:22,618 --> 00:15:23,616
Cut!

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00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:25,468
You got the part.

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00:15:26,944 --> 00:15:28,612
Wonderful.

273
00:15:40,345 --> 00:15:42,568
Mace, parchment, lance, go!

274
00:15:44,181 --> 00:15:46,134
Yes!
Mace is best.

275
00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:51,392
Behold!

276
00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:55,494
I am Benedict, the Destroyer!

277
00:16:00,033 --> 00:16:01,353
Dragon!

278
00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:02,813
Come to destroy us!

279
00:16:02,838 --> 00:16:05,517
Indeed!

280
00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:12,531
No! Who can save us!

281
00:16:12,556 --> 00:16:13,765
I will!

282
00:16:14,778 --> 00:16:15,905
What's that?

283
00:16:17,538 --> 00:16:18,703
Egad!

284
00:16:18,729 --> 00:16:22,069
A fearsome knight
and his steady steed.

285
00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:23,917
Whatever shall I do?

286
00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:26,913
You there! Fetch your king at once!

287
00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:28,741
At once!

288
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:30,225
Okay!

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00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:33,858
- Mace, parchment, lance, go! Darn it!
- Mace, parchment, lance, go!

290
00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:38,898
- Your Majesty!
- What is it? Is it something bad?

291
00:16:38,924 --> 00:16:40,468
I bet it's something bad!

292
00:16:40,494 --> 00:16:42,436
- Yes!
- Is it that witch?

293
00:16:42,461 --> 00:16:43,853
Did that witch come back?

294
00:16:46,853 --> 00:16:49,401
Dragon! Call the witch!

295
00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:53,455
Your Majesty. I, the Brain,
shall slay this dragon.

296
00:16:53,639 --> 00:16:56,088
But, only in exchange for...

297
00:16:57,205 --> 00:16:58,705
your kingdom.

298
00:16:58,731 --> 00:17:01,788
Yes! Take my kingdom! Just kill it!

299
00:17:02,556 --> 00:17:03,707
Okay.

300
00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:05,660
Pinky, get the, the thing.

301
00:17:05,686 --> 00:17:07,688
It's called a sword, Brain.

302
00:17:36,908 --> 00:17:38,571
You did it!

303
00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:42,244
We are saved! Huzzah!

304
00:17:47,568 --> 00:17:50,462
Yes! I have slain the beast,

305
00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:53,215
and am now the rightful
ruler of this kingdom!

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00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,575
My crown.

307
00:17:57,481 --> 00:17:59,983
In this harsh world...

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00:18:00,744 --> 00:18:02,319
What? No!

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00:18:02,345 --> 00:18:05,269
draw thy breath in pain

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00:18:05,294 --> 00:18:07,980
to tell my... story.

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00:18:13,595 --> 00:18:16,134
Thus, with a kiss,

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00:18:16,422 --> 00:18:18,314
I die.

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00:18:24,565 --> 00:18:26,358
As I was saying...

314
00:18:28,962 --> 00:18:32,103
Yo, Adrian! I did it!

315
00:18:32,791 --> 00:18:35,966
This is why I hate actors.

316
00:18:36,494 --> 00:18:38,677
What is going on here?

317
00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:41,263
That's enough,
you serpentine scallywag!

318
00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:44,349
Okay, okay. Here's the grand finale.

319
00:18:44,696 --> 00:18:45,751
No!

320
00:18:51,736 --> 00:18:54,067
Alright, well,
that should do it. He's...

321
00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:56,094
definitely dead this time.

322
00:18:57,447 --> 00:19:00,365
How was I? Don't answer that!

323
00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:01,992
I was amazing.

324
00:19:02,017 --> 00:19:06,497
You were great! Egad,
I really bought it. Didn't you, Brain?

325
00:19:06,522 --> 00:19:09,962
Knowing you, Pinky,
is its own kind of medieval torture.

326
00:19:11,026 --> 00:19:12,002
But lo!

327
00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:14,046
? Benedict, he wasn't dead ?

328
00:19:14,071 --> 00:19:15,923
? T'was all a play by Brain ?

329
00:19:15,948 --> 00:19:18,384
? The mouse with the gigantic head ?

330
00:19:18,410 --> 00:19:22,548
? To seize the kingdom's reign! ?

331
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:25,599
Thank you. No, please stop. Thank you.

332
00:19:25,624 --> 00:19:28,603
It was such an honor to perform with you.

333
00:19:28,629 --> 00:19:32,358
Clearly, the arts are alive
and well in this kingdom.

334
00:19:32,384 --> 00:19:35,212
Here's my head shot. I'm a baritone,
but I can hit a high G.

335
00:19:41,642 --> 00:19:43,660
I hate the arts.

336
00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:46,078
Arrest every minstrel in the kingdom,

337
00:19:46,103 --> 00:19:48,438
starting with these two!

338
00:19:49,129 --> 00:19:51,917
- Come on, Brain, we're having a song!
- Narf!

339
00:19:51,942 --> 00:19:54,670
Very well. Hand me that drum.

340
00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:57,533
That's the spirit, Brain!

341
00:19:58,574 --> 00:20:00,717
Now, stop that infernal racket!

342
00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:02,636
We must prepare for tomorrow night!

343
00:20:02,661 --> 00:20:05,275
Why, Brain? What are we going
to do tomorrow night?

344
00:20:06,150 --> 00:20:08,642
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

345
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:10,814
Try to take over the world!

346
00:20:20,947 --> 00:20:24,963
_

347
00:20:26,276 --> 00:20:27,885
_

348
00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:31,165
Hi. Didn't see you there.

349
00:20:31,190 --> 00:20:34,135
I was just finishing up some
busy businesswoman stuff.

350
00:20:34,161 --> 00:20:36,753
Speaking of, did you know that 2020

351
00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:39,965
is the 100th anniversary of
women getting the right to vote?

352
00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:41,682
That's right.

353
00:20:41,825 --> 00:20:44,094
We're celebrating 100 years of something

354
00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:47,033
women should've had all along.

355
00:20:47,206 --> 00:20:49,933
Ms. Warner,
the president is on the line.

356
00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:52,478
If it's a he, I'm busy.

357
00:20:52,789 --> 00:20:55,955
If it's a she,
tell her it's perfect timing!

358
00:20:57,010 --> 00:20:59,610
? It's insane for us to think today ?

359
00:20:59,635 --> 00:21:02,279
? That women used to have no say ?

360
00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:04,682
? In matters of the government ?

361
00:21:04,708 --> 00:21:07,659
? The line of thinking usually went ?

362
00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:10,204
You do not need a ballot
to finish your needle point.

363
00:21:10,229 --> 00:21:13,624
? Even though men called them gorgons
and their corsets crushed their organs ?

364
00:21:13,649 --> 00:21:17,213
? Suffragettes, they rocked the boat
to help us win the right to vote ?

365
00:21:17,486 --> 00:21:19,814
Suffragette roll call!

366
00:21:20,656 --> 00:21:22,752
Elizabeth Cady Stanton!

367
00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:25,410
Susan B. Anthony!

368
00:21:26,010 --> 00:21:27,579
Sojourner Truth!

369
00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:30,807
? We marched on Washington ?

370
00:21:30,832 --> 00:21:32,709
? We fought the fight ?

371
00:21:32,735 --> 00:21:36,002
? We're independent women
who demanded equal rights ?

372
00:21:38,494 --> 00:21:41,777
Thank you, ladies!
Thanks to you, I can vote!

373
00:21:45,591 --> 00:21:46,901
Come again?

374
00:21:49,557 --> 00:21:51,601
Are you kidding me?!

375
00:21:53,063 --> 00:21:57,273
I've just been informed that cartoons
don't have the right to vote!

376
00:21:58,068 --> 00:22:00,754
This won't stand! This won't fly!

377
00:22:00,779 --> 00:22:03,799
No animation without representation!

378
00:22:07,281 --> 00:22:10,722
? We toast 100 years of
women voting in our nation ?

379
00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:13,684
? But as a disenfranchised toon,
I seek emancipation ?

380
00:22:13,709 --> 00:22:16,765
? Saluting my foremothers
in star-spangled petticoats ?

381
00:22:16,791 --> 00:22:20,047
? I respectfully submit it's time
to give cartoons the vote ?

382
00:22:20,073 --> 00:22:23,110
? Let's all march on Washington,
let's fight the fight ?

383
00:22:23,135 --> 00:22:26,572
? I might only be a drawing,
but I still want equal rights ?

384
00:22:26,687 --> 00:22:28,782
Come on! March!

385
00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:31,187
March for your rights!

386
00:22:35,201 --> 00:22:38,875
March! March! March!
For your cartoony rights!

387
00:22:40,444 --> 00:22:41,628
March! March! March!

388
00:22:41,653 --> 00:22:43,758
For your cartoony rights!

389
00:22:45,574 --> 00:22:48,785
Cartoons! You gotta march, march, march!

390
00:22:48,811 --> 00:22:50,398
March for your rights!

391
00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:52,347
Come on, everybody!

392
00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:53,957
All together now!

393
00:22:54,383 --> 00:22:55,934
? Robots, monsters, Tiny Toons ?

394
00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:57,603
? Sylvester, talking cars ?

395
00:22:57,628 --> 00:22:59,104
? Ducks, dogs, bunnies, Elmer Fudd ?

396
00:22:59,129 --> 00:23:00,564
? Whatever these guys are ?

397
00:23:00,589 --> 00:23:02,466
? Road Runner, Pinky, Taz, the Brain ?

398
00:23:02,492 --> 00:23:03,734
? Wile E. Coy-ote ?

399
00:23:03,759 --> 00:23:07,154
? It's time to band together,
time to give cartoons the vote ?

400
00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:10,616
Don't be afraid to speak out!

401
00:23:10,641 --> 00:23:13,118
Tell us about the issues that affect you!

402
00:23:13,143 --> 00:23:17,437
I've been out of work for six months
due to a mallet-related injury!

403
00:23:18,578 --> 00:23:22,961
It'd be great to have a stunt double
for all the cartoon violence.

404
00:23:22,986 --> 00:23:25,297
Excellent! Let us tell the big wigs

405
00:23:25,322 --> 00:23:27,164
how we really feel!

406
00:23:31,117 --> 00:23:33,561
Attention, Washington!

407
00:23:33,587 --> 00:23:35,310
? Every day, we're smashed and whacked ?

408
00:23:35,336 --> 00:23:36,725
? Every day, we're smashed and whacked ?

409
00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:38,312
? It's time to take our anvils back ?

410
00:23:38,338 --> 00:23:39,853
? It's time to take our anvils back ?

411
00:23:39,878 --> 00:23:41,271
? A pie for you, a pie for me ?

412
00:23:41,296 --> 00:23:43,023
? A pie for you, a pie for me ?

413
00:23:43,048 --> 00:23:44,685
? This seltzer sprays equality ?

414
00:23:44,711 --> 00:23:46,819
? This seltzer sprays equality ?

415
00:23:46,844 --> 00:23:51,323
We're coming to you live with reports
of a tiny dog puppy lady singing...

416
00:23:51,348 --> 00:23:52,616
at Congress.

417
00:23:52,641 --> 00:23:55,867
? We've besieged the legislatures
to secure our zany stature ?

418
00:23:55,893 --> 00:23:57,913
? Squirrelly tail entwined
with Tweety wing ?

419
00:23:57,938 --> 00:24:00,086
? Hear our voices as we sing! ?

420
00:24:01,552 --> 00:24:04,497
Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye!

421
00:24:04,523 --> 00:24:07,172
And so, on the eve
of the 100th anniversary

422
00:24:07,197 --> 00:24:09,341
of women securing their right to vote,

423
00:24:09,366 --> 00:24:12,094
cartoon characters today
have successfully achieved

424
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:13,887
that very same right.

425
00:24:13,912 --> 00:24:16,431
I think I speak for everyone when I say...

426
00:24:16,456 --> 00:24:17,945
God help us.

427
00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:21,086
I'm Dot Warner,
and I approve this message.

428
00:24:23,515 --> 00:24:25,539
That's democracy, folks!

429
00:24:25,565 --> 00:24:31,304
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