? It's time for Animaniacs! ?
? And we're zany to the max ?
? So just sit back and relax ?
? You'll laugh till you collapse ?
? We're Animaniacs! ?
- ? Come join the Warner Brothers ? - ? And the Warner Sister Dot ?
? Just for fun, we run around the Warner movie lot ?
? They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught ?
? But we break loose and then vamoose and now you know the plot ?
? We're Animaniacs! ?
? Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ?
? Wakko packs away the snacks ?
? Our careers have made comebacks ?
? We're Animaniacs! ?
? Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe ?
? A brand new cast who tested well in focus group research ?
? Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ?
? And ethnically diverse ?
? The trolls will say we're so pass�, but we did meta first ?
? We're Animaniacs! ?
? You should see our new contracts ?
? We're zany to the max, there's baloney in our slacks ?
? We're animan-ey, totally insane-y ?
? Contains aspartame-y! ?
? Animaniacs! Those are the facts ?
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All this smiting is giving me carpal tunnel.
Who knew that Greek gods
could get repetitive stress injuries?
- We should see a doctor. - We can't.
Hippocrates is on vacation.
Vacation? That's a great idea!
Here. Take these salvaged Minoan temple doors
and face them west so they catch the late light
and provide the perfect backdrop for our hot stone massage station.
I really don't go in for chakra work, but I know that's your thing, Yakko.
So, I brought some resonating crystals.
Wakko, put on this robe and tantalize your taste buds
with this Jojoba mocktail infused with spirulina.
I don't know what you said, but this tastes like soap.
I love it!
Odysseus, should we slow down? It's getting a little scary!
Nothing is too scary for the great Odysseus.
Hero. Legend.
Powerfully hairy.
Ody! Ody! Ody! Ody! Ody! Ody! Ody! Ody!
Goat me!
My hubris just gave me an idea.
Let's soak those nerds!
- My eyes! - My face!
My inner peace!
You guys need a towel?
It's funny 'cause they're wet,
and they don't wanna be!
Hey, watch it!
No, you watch it!
I'll show you a sick burn!
Sis, when we're not on Mount Olympus, we're not smiting.
Now, we agreed to strive for work/life balance.
Forget work/life balance.
Time to lean in!
Back to the office?
Yeah! And set up a power lunch with Ares
'cause this means war!
Now, looks like he's on his way back to... Ithaca.
What are we gonna do to him?
Unleash a series of monsters that gradually strip him down,
one mental and emotional layer at a time?
Sounds like an odyssey.
Let's see how he likes this!
Hark.
What's that exquisite sound?
I'm glad you guys dig my jams.
Check out this new one I've been working on.
? I'm gonna eat ya ?
? Climb into my mouth ?
? So I can eat ya ?
? Gonna cut you up and put you... ?
- ? on my pizza ? - Yeah! Let's throw some shapes!
? Then I'll put that pizza in my mouth ?
They like it?
- It is kinda catchy. - Nope. Next!
A Sisyphean insanity hill?
Flaming sand-suck?
A pit of forgotten souls?
Wait a minute.
Is this Aegean Ninja Warrior?
I love this show!
Come on, everybody!
Lemme hear you scream!
Is he trying to "win" Hades?
Yeah!
Did I break the record? What was my time?
Doesn't he understand? Hades is timeless.
- It's eternal suffering! - Don't worry.
I've got one more trick up my toga.
Good night, everybody!
What's happening?
Have I been chosen for the finals in Vegas?!
Who's this loser?
- I am Odysseus, King of... - I get it.
People are always trying to come to my island
because it's a very, very nice island.
Literally, it's the finest island in the world.
It's o... kay.
I'm very rich. I have a great brain,
and these two very excellent eyes
that I can see things very well with.
I'm gonna call you my little pocket man.
No. I'm Odysseus,
King of Ithaca!
Not anymore. You're gonna be my new loofah.
You're gonna exfoliate my very beautiful,
very naturally tanned skin.
Cheddar chest!
Okay! Okay! Gods!
I surrender! I surrender!
Something to say?
I'm sorry I splashed you with my boat!
Please! Just get me away from this wrinkled circus peanut!
Lemme go! Lemme go home!
I just wanna go home!
Okay. Flush him back to Ithaca.
- Let's just get rid of him, too. - We can't.
Remember, the Roman gods meddled with our affairs
and made him a demigod.
Or was it a demagogue?
Gee, Brain, what do you wanna do tonight?
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
Try to take over the world!
? They're Pinky and the Brain ?
? Yes, Pinky and the Brain ?
? One is a genius ?
? The other's insane ?
? They're laboratory mice ?
? Their genes have been spliced ?
? They're dinky, they're Pinky and the Brain ?
? Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ?
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Well, Egwind. Pinky and I have been
a two-man operation for many years.
But I think I speak for both us
when I say we'd like you to join us
as a permanent member of the team.
From this point forward, it will be Pinky, the Brain,
and Egwind.
Huzzah! Alloweth our adventures to beginneth!
Fare thee well.
Can I be Egwind now?
So, there I was, in the fearsome dragon's lair.
I drew my trusty sword, but before I could strike,
his horrible tail came crashing down on me!
I barely escaped with me life.
Ha! You think that's harrowing?
I snuck in to try and steal his treasure,
and he caught me with his razor-sharp claws!
I'll say this.
If anyone could tame that beast,
why, they'd be able to take over the world!
Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
I think so, Brain. Nothing, right?
The dragon. The dragon, you cretinous murine.
Our labors will be fraught with peril.
But we shall apply the same principles of domestication
man has used to tame ferocious beasts for millennia.
And our reward will be to harness the fiery power
of the mighty basilisk!
Behold! I am...
Brain, father of dragons!
You're a father? Egad!
You look great for someone who's had kids.
Stop heckling my fantasies!
Hey, I was watching that!
Enough, Pinky. We need to find a whip, a saddle, and reins.
That dragon's not gonna know what hit him!
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Are you sure you don't want a turn, Brain?
Seeing you happy is all the fulfillment I need, Pinky.
? Weird instruments, weird instruments ?
? Playing as I sing ?
Yay! Minstrels!
Minstrels.
Nothing but bugle-bearded lute monkeys looking for a handout.
- Don't look at them. - Good morrow, my lords!
On your way to slay the fearsome dragon, I see.
Fancy a bit of song to get the old courage up?
How about if I pay you not to sing?
Right, right. No need for rudities, my lord.
Minstrels, away!
What a terrific show!
Didn't that just make you feel something, Brain?
The only thing I felt was my ears vomiting.
That's the spirit!
Keep your eyes peeled.
The entrance to the dragon's cave must be near.
Hey, Brain, look!
It's over there! How convenient.
Okay, Pinky. This is it.
- Remember the plan? - Righto.
Leeroy Jenkins!
Surrender!
No!
Step, step, turn, and...
jazz claws!
Those four centuries of tap are finally paying off.
Wait, wait, wait.
You're the dragon of St. Leonard's Forest?
At your service.
I'm never going to take over the kingdom with this gentle giant.
Come, Pinky.
Perhaps we'll begin auditions for the next Egwind.
Auditions?
Tell me about this Egwind character.
His wants, his needs, his motivations.
Does he have a death scene?
You're an actor?
Aspiring actor.
Plus, I'm training to be a minstrel,
and I've written a sitcom spec. I'm a triple threat.
You're kidding.
Well, perhaps it would alarm you to know that
the evil King Richard is planning on, yes.
Outlawing minstreling.
- He is? - What? No, he's not! Is he?
Shut up.
Heavens. Who'd want to live in a world without the arts?
Certainly not me. Why,
you'd be hard-pressed to find a bigger supporter of the arts than
Sir Brain of Art... tesia.
But, you hate the arts, Brain.
You always say that the Renaissance is French for bull...
Quiet, Pinky. This Benedict character
may not be the fearsome brute we'd hoped for,
but if we can harness his thespian talents,
our plan may yet succeed.
So, what do you say, fair Benedict?
Will you help us save the dramatic arts
for minstrels the world over?!
I shall help you
save the theater!
Yay!
Excellent.
Alright, Benedict. If we're going to take on the king's army,
you're going to need a ferocity
that can strike fear into the hearts of men.
Show me fierce!
Fierce... Fierce!
Yay! Yay!
- And where did he get that water? - Cut!
This is a travesty. I asked you for ferocity.
I need you to harness your inner fire.
When you told them you wanted to be a minstrel,
they laughed at you, didn't they? Didn't they?!
I don't want your tears! I want your fury!
My gosh! Did you see it? Did you see? I did it!
Yes. Yes, I did.
More fire! More!
Okay!
Look! A brush fire!
Should I put it out?
Keep rolling! Stay in the moment!
Show me large and intimidating!
Yes! Large and...
intimidating!
Yes! Yes!
Excellent. It's all coming together!
Cut!
You got the part.
Wonderful.
Mace, parchment, lance, go!
Yes! Mace is best.
Behold!
I am Benedict, the Destroyer!
Dragon!
Come to destroy us!
Indeed!
No! Who can save us!
I will!
What's that?
Egad!
A fearsome knight and his steady steed.
Whatever shall I do?
You there! Fetch your king at once!
At once!
Okay!
- Mace, parchment, lance, go! Darn it! - Mace, parchment, lance, go!
- Your Majesty! - What is it? Is it something bad?
I bet it's something bad!
- Yes! - Is it that witch?
Did that witch come back?
Dragon! Call the witch!
Your Majesty. I, the Brain, shall slay this dragon.
But, only in exchange for...
your kingdom.
Yes! Take my kingdom! Just kill it!
Okay.
Pinky, get the, the thing.
It's called a sword, Brain.
You did it!
We are saved! Huzzah!
Yes! I have slain the beast,
and am now the rightful ruler of this kingdom!
My crown.
In this harsh world...
What? No!
draw thy breath in pain
to tell my... story.
Thus, with a kiss,
I die.
As I was saying...
Yo, Adrian! I did it!
This is why I hate actors.
What is going on here?
That's enough, you serpentine scallywag!
Okay, okay. Here's the grand finale.
No!
Alright, well, that should do it. He's...
definitely dead this time.
How was I? Don't answer that!
I was amazing.
You were great! Egad, I really bought it. Didn't you, Brain?
Knowing you, Pinky, is its own kind of medieval torture.
But lo!
? Benedict, he wasn't dead ?
? T'was all a play by Brain ?
? The mouse with the gigantic head ?
? To seize the kingdom's reign! ?
Thank you. No, please stop. Thank you.
It was such an honor to perform with you.
Clearly, the arts are alive and well in this kingdom.
Here's my head shot. I'm a baritone, but I can hit a high G.
I hate the arts.
Arrest every minstrel in the kingdom,
starting with these two!
- Come on, Brain, we're having a song! - Narf!
Very well. Hand me that drum.
That's the spirit, Brain!
Now, stop that infernal racket!
We must prepare for tomorrow night!
Why, Brain? What are we going to do tomorrow night?
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
Try to take over the world!
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Hi. Didn't see you there.
I was just finishing up some busy businesswoman stuff.
Speaking of, did you know that 2020
is the 100th anniversary of women getting the right to vote?
That's right.
We're celebrating 100 years of something
women should've had all along.
Ms. Warner, the president is on the line.
If it's a he, I'm busy.
If it's a she, tell her it's perfect timing!
? It's insane for us to think today ?
? That women used to have no say ?
? In matters of the government ?
? The line of thinking usually went ?
You do not need a ballot to finish your needle point.
? Even though men called them gorgons and their corsets crushed their organs ?
? Suffragettes, they rocked the boat to help us win the right to vote ?
Suffragette roll call!
Elizabeth Cady Stanton!
Susan B. Anthony!
Sojourner Truth!
? We marched on Washington ?
? We fought the fight ?
? We're independent women who demanded equal rights ?
Thank you, ladies! Thanks to you, I can vote!
Come again?
Are you kidding me?!
I've just been informed that cartoons don't have the right to vote!
This won't stand! This won't fly!
No animation without representation!
? We toast 100 years of women voting in our nation ?
? But as a disenfranchised toon, I seek emancipation ?
? Saluting my foremothers in star-spangled petticoats ?
? I respectfully submit it's time to give cartoons the vote ?
? Let's all march on Washington, let's fight the fight ?
? I might only be a drawing, but I still want equal rights ?
Come on! March!
March for your rights!
March! March! March! For your cartoony rights!
March! March! March!
For your cartoony rights!
Cartoons! You gotta march, march, march!
March for your rights!
Come on, everybody!
All together now!
? Robots, monsters, Tiny Toons ?
? Sylvester, talking cars ?
? Ducks, dogs, bunnies, Elmer Fudd ?
? Whatever these guys are ?
? Road Runner, Pinky, Taz, the Brain ?
? Wile E. Coy-ote ?
? It's time to band together, time to give cartoons the vote ?
Don't be afraid to speak out!
Tell us about the issues that affect you!
I've been out of work for six months due to a mallet-related injury!
It'd be great to have a stunt double for all the cartoon violence.
Excellent! Let us tell the big wigs
how we really feel!
Attention, Washington!
? Every day, we're smashed and whacked ?
? It's time to take our anvils back ?
? A pie for you, a pie for me ?
? This seltzer sprays equality ?
We're coming to you live with reports of a tiny dog puppy lady singing...
at Congress.
? We've besieged the legislatures to secure our zany stature ?
? Squirrelly tail entwined with Tweety wing ?
? Hear our voices as we sing! ?
Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye!
And so, on the eve of the 100th anniversary
of women securing their right to vote,
cartoon characters today have successfully achieved
that very same right.
I think I speak for everyone when I say...
God help us.
I'm Dot Warner, and I approve this message.
That's democracy, folks!
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