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Now, listen up,
we've got an election to run,

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under the strict supervision of
heavily-medicated octogenarians.

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I'm gonna need to see three forms of ID.

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12 if you're a Democrat.

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Homer, get down here.

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Your vote for president has
never been more important.

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That's today? Hmm?

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So vague.

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You'll get down here this minute

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if you care about the
three things you love most.

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Are you picturing the kids?

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Yes, honey mustard.

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Hmm, let's see.

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I know who I want for all
the judges and propositions.

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But president... that's a stumper.

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Can I write in Judge Judy?

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You're hesitating over president?

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Dad. By all that's decent,
how could you forget

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everything that's happened
the last four years?

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Hmm.

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I don't know.
Not sure what you're talking about.

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Oh, yeah.

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Well, that one was just funny.

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Hmm.

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That was bad.

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That was worse.

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Someone made that up.

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Yike.

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I got to do something.

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Hmm, hmm, hmm...

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Who you gonna make fun of now,

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late night comics?

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You slept all day?

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- You didn't vote?
- Hey, how bad could it be?

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You owe me a new pair of glasses.

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Aah! That's what I get
for voting for Kanye!

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Uh-oh.

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Bart, have you finished packing
your old toys for charity?

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Almost. I just want a
minute to say goodbye.

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Oh, mm, of course.

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Goodbye.

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* You put a dent *

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* In me *

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* You soaked my head in pee *

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* Then you set my feet on fire *

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* And you threw me
under your front tire *

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* I'm basically an invalid *

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* Boy, you are a rotten kid *

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* I know everything you did *

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* Yeah, you are a rotten kid *

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* You got no redeeming qualities. *

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Did you enjoy saying
goodbye to your toys?

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Oh, yeah. I'm a real sweetie.

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Yes, you are.

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So, as your reward...

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The new Radioactive Man action figure!

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With real radioactivity!

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Oh, thanks, Mom.
"Just keep away from scrotum."

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Uh, Grampa, where's your scrotum?

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Mm, I think it's in my other pants.

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Huh.

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Finally, a sweet and kind boy of my own.

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Sweet and kind?

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He's the reason Jack
won't come out of his box.

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Is he out there?

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Why don't you see for yourself?

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Crank it back! Crank it back!

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Want more proof?

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Meet Over-Stretched Arm-Long,
Tickled-Out Elmeaux,

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and Headless Malibu Stacy.

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Hey, creep. My eyes are down here.

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Hey, hey, Radioactive Man,

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there's a bomb in that safe

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and you're the only one
who can disarm it.

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Piece of cake.

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Uranium cake.

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Bart, you have to see this.

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They just dumped some mail on the street

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and there's mail blowing everywhere.

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Insides melting.

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Decals loosening.

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I will have my rev...

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Homer, always put a paper towel over...

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It's wine time.

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His accessories will go to his widow.

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His widow was a monkey?
Eh, love is love.

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We've got to fight back.

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When I'm through with him,

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his teeth will be sold separately.

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Even you hate him,

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gift that was never unwrapped?

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Oh. So much anger.

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I always thought you
were just a sweater.

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Hey! Ow! Oh!

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We now return to The Swellest Slum,

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the musical romp starring
Debbie Reynolds as Rosie,

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the Puerto Rican seamstress.

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Don't tell me we have to walk
through all the booze bags

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in the Irish district.

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And we won't be showing
that movie anymore.

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Coming up next on TCM, nothing.

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Where am I? Who are you?

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My toys. You're alive?

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Bart Simpson,
I'm gonna do what clowns do best:

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kill.

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Look, guys,
I would have never treated you bad

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if I'd known you had feelings.

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You treat me bad
and you know I have feelings.

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You're in on this, too?

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They've got Puppy Goo Goo!

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They don't "have me." I ran away, loser.

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Ow! Ooh!

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Ay, caramba!

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Whoa, Malibu Stacy?

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That's Dr. Malibu Stacy to you.

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I specialize in... plastic surgery.

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You kill like a girl.

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Bart? Bart?

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What happened to you?

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I'm Bart Simpson.

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Let's watch what you want to watch.

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Aah!

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Well, it's pretty straightforward.

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Bart's bones are Tinkertoys,

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he has a Build-A-Bear heart

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and his brain is Pop Rocks
and Silly Putty.

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How did this happen?

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Don't ask, don't Mattel.

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Bart, son, speak to me.

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I'm Bart Simpson.
I love my mother and father.

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Oh! We've lost him.

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- No!
- No.

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* This is the end of Bart *

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* He lost his human parts *

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* Now he's nothing
but a big ol' toy *

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* Lost his chance
to be a human boy *

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* He's sweet and kind *

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* But he's got no mind *

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* This is the end of Bart *

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* This is the end of Bart *

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* Happy trails, Bart. *

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Y'ello?

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Homer, where are you?

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It's Halloween and we need the candy.

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Who ate all the candy?

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Got to get more candy.

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Advil?

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Hmm.

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Trick or treat.

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Advil? You know what this means.

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Hey, you kids did say "trick or treat,"

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so, uh, it's totally legal.

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No candy? No candy.

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Aren't you supposed
to be fattening us up?

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I like my children stringy and tough.

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No one's allowed in here!

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Then what are you doing in here?

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You're right.

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Want some more, punk?

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Listen, machine, there's no evidence

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that you contain any candy
or take any money.

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But desperate times call
for something something.

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The fact that you won't take my quarter

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proves you have candy.

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Hey, Boo Boo,

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let's go steal a picnic meal.

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- Who the heck are you?
- I'm Homer-Barbera,

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a-smarter than the average Homer.

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You sound just like
an actor named Art Carney.

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Don't tell his estate.

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Oh, I'm ever so sorry.

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Who are you?

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I'm Disney Princess Homer.

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Okay, from now on, you just sing.

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* D'oh. *

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Heavens, uh, to Murgatroyd.

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What's Murgatroyd?

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A-nobody knows.

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Konnichiwa!

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This case is gonna be
like Homer's skull:

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hard to crack and not much inside.

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Of all the wonders a
multiverse might reveal,

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ours is giving us
multiple Homer Simpsons.

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Six versions of the local loudmouth

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are terrorizing the town.

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Family-style buffets have
been emptied of everything

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except salad.

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The bowling alleys have been overbowled.

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And the library?

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Untouched.

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Then they attended a hockey game.

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Krusty Burger has had to look
for other sources of meat.

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Hey! What's this new gig I'm going to?

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Because...

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They even started a doo-wop group.

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* Lollipop, lollipop *

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* Oh, lolli, lolli-la *

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* Lollipop *

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* Ba-dum-bum-bum. *

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We've got to bring those Homies here,
where they'll be safe.

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How you gonna do that?

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Well, I'll be!

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Which one of you will
give your old dad a hug?

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- Not me.
- Not me.

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Not me.

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Hell no!

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Hmm. I wonder if this has anything to do

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with that quantum flash
of celestial energy.

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Little girl,

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people might understand
you better if you sang.

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* Look at this *

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* A flash in the sky *

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Oh, brother.

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* Will it open up *

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* And drop me a guy? *

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* I want to be where
the Twinkies are *

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Dad!

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* Where the fruit pies lie *

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* And the Ding Dongs do it *

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Fine.

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* Dad *

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* You tore a hole in the
space-time continuum *

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* Allowing Homers from
other dimensions *

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* To seep into *

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* Our universe. *

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Happy Halloween-o, neighborino.

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Eat lead, Ned.

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I forgive you!

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* Eat *

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* The bacon. *

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-

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- Megatron.
- Pass the potatoes.

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This is so hard,
feeding all of you at once.

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Yeah? Try following them all
into the bathroom.

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Why, you little...

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Dad, by Harlan Ellison's law
of circular storytelling,

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all of you Homers have to
get back to the nuclear plant

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and recreate the energy burst
that brought you here.

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- Or what?
- You're gonna die!

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Again and again and again and again.

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That doesn't sound so bad.

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And again.

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Quarter. Quarter. Quarter.

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Not so fast.

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Exit-a, stage left.

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I can't let you close the portal.

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It's the ultimate form of
cheap undocumented labor.

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Sure, you get a couple of these.

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But it's worth it.

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You can't stop us, corpse blossom.

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There's one of you and six of us.

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Really? Would you like to count again?

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Burnsiverse versus Homerverse.

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And the Smitherverse to nod
and take copious notes.

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Excellent.

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Each of you is more evil than the last.

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But I'm still the richest, right?

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In my dimension,

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you're Smithers' sidekick.

272
00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:11,516
Oh! In that case...

273
00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:24,062
Finally. I'm with the only Homer

274
00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:26,130
I ever wanted.

275
00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:27,832
Say, sweetheart,

276
00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:29,467
park your lips in this garage.

277
00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,769
Mmm...

278
00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:35,506
Heavens to Marge-atroyd!

279
00:14:35,609 --> 00:14:38,743
Exit-a, stage right!

280
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:41,145
Oh...

281
00:14:42,103 --> 00:14:45,583
* Gotta up, gotta get out, gotta get home *

282
00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:47,352
* Before the morning comes *

283
00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:49,687
* What if I'm late, got a big date *

284
00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:52,757
* Gotta get home before the sun comes up. *

285
00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:54,759
Dear log, at midnight,

286
00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:57,629
I turn nine, halfway to adulthood.

287
00:14:58,430 --> 00:15:00,565
Am I ready to put Night Night Moon

288
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:03,067
in the hand-me-down box?

289
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:09,040
Lisa! We're about to cut the cake!

290
00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:11,175
Come down before your
father steals some icing

291
00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:13,277
- with his finger!
- Too late!

292
00:15:14,435 --> 00:15:16,014
Buck up, former kiddo.

293
00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:19,350
You just have to get through
another disappointing party.

294
00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:20,518
Yay.

295
00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:28,493
Oh...

296
00:15:29,214 --> 00:15:30,996
-

297
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,466
Worm. Snake.

298
00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:37,535
Cigar. Two-by-four.

299
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:39,103
Huh?

300
00:15:39,205 --> 00:15:40,772
Nice party, Lisa.

301
00:15:40,874 --> 00:15:43,541
Didn't realize the
theme was being a loser.

302
00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:46,511
My party is not full of losers.

303
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,579
I can burp magic.

304
00:15:50,849 --> 00:15:52,350
Somebody kill me now.

305
00:15:53,609 --> 00:15:54,919
Oh!

306
00:15:59,295 --> 00:16:01,159
Oh, my God! I'm alive!

307
00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:02,927
It must have been a dream.

308
00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:05,496
Lisa! We're about to cut the cake!

309
00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:07,765
Come down before your
father steals some icing

310
00:16:07,857 --> 00:16:08,866
with his finger!

311
00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:10,034
Too late!

312
00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:12,503
Worm. Snake.

313
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:14,872
Cigar. Two-by-four.

314
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:16,040
Huh?

315
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,508
Everything's the same.

316
00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:19,210
Nice party, Lisa.

317
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,478
Didn't realize the theme was...

318
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:21,646
Save it, Sherri.

319
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,047
I'm not a loser.

320
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:25,249
How did she know what I was gonna say?

321
00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:27,618
- Are we that predictable?
- Are we that predictable?

322
00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:30,088
I changed what happened.

323
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:33,424
Which means I can change my fate.

324
00:16:33,859 --> 00:16:35,126
Sorry, Milhouse.

325
00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:38,730
My inside's full of owies!

326
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:40,465
Okay, you killed a kid.

327
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:44,369
You better do really well
on the written portion.

328
00:16:44,956 --> 00:16:47,138
How do you like me now, karma?

329
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,173
We need to talk.

330
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:51,309
Not now. I just escaped death.

331
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:52,710
Oh! It's so exhilarating.

332
00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:55,613
I can grow up and create a cure for...

333
00:16:58,771 --> 00:17:00,752
Oh. Back at the same beginning?

334
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:02,086
Okay. Okay.

335
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:03,454
I can solve this, I can solve this,

336
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:05,050
I can solve this!

337
00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:13,097
Okay. To repeat,

338
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:16,200
I can solve this.

339
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:21,939
Lisa!

340
00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:23,508
I know! I know!

341
00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:25,510
Dad's gonna steal some icing!

342
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,612
- Too late!
- Got to talk fast.

343
00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:28,813
We're both caught in
repeating time loops

344
00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:30,214
where we die at the end.

345
00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:31,749
I can burp magic.

346
00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,351
Take two steps back, Ralph.

347
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:34,624
Okay.

348
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:39,257
Trust me.

349
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,959
That helps us on so many levels.

350
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:44,429
Hey, maybe we're supposed
to work together

351
00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:45,563
to save each other.

352
00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:46,686
Boo-yeah!

353
00:17:50,364 --> 00:17:51,369
I guess that means

354
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:54,005
I have to throw myself
into the wood chipper?

355
00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:56,140
Okay.

356
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:57,508
There's other alternatives!

357
00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,510
Now you tell me!

358
00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:01,412
* Gotta get up, gotta get out *

359
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:04,982
* Gotta get home before
the morning comes *

360
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:06,918
* What if I'm late, got a big date *

361
00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:10,521
* Gotta get home before
the sun comes up *

362
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,190
* Up and away, got a big day *

363
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:13,624
* Sorry can't stay *

364
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:15,226
* I gotta run. *

365
00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:17,528
That's what I forgot to screw in.

366
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:19,630
I'm glad we don't stay dead,

367
00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:21,566
but this is getting pretty annoying.

368
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:23,801
- We need help.
- Yes, we do.

369
00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:25,536
And there's one man in town

370
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:28,005
who can help us with time and eternity.

371
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:30,708
-

372
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,144
Yes, you've come to the right place.

373
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:34,879
The temporal loop is simultaneously

374
00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:38,382
the most ambitious and laziest
of the science fiction tropes.

375
00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,084
Now, let me look at my black mirror.

376
00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:41,352
That's not a reference.

377
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,454
It's just, uh... It's filthy.

378
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:46,691
Uh-huh. So, how do we break the cycle?

379
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,392
I can tell you what you seek to know,

380
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:49,827
but my price is...

381
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:51,129
One breakfast burrito,

382
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:52,263
all yolk, double bacon.

383
00:18:53,069 --> 00:18:53,631
How did you...

384
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:56,267
Because this isn't the first
time we've come to you.

385
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:58,769
We've given you 987 burritos.

386
00:18:58,872 --> 00:19:02,573
Wait, well, let's make it
a round thousand, shall we?

387
00:19:05,078 --> 00:19:06,511
All right. Here you go.

388
00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:10,081
Temporal loops are broken by
being nice in Groundhog Day,

389
00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:12,083
saving the whales in Star Trek IV,

390
00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:14,452
saying "Orange you glad
I didn't say 'banana'?"

391
00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:15,953
in the knock-knock joke.

392
00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:17,722
And in the case of the
movie Edge of Tomorrow,

393
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,957
it was stopped by poor box office.

394
00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:21,425
I suspect Tom Cruise fatigue.

395
00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:24,128
Very... very deadly.

396
00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:26,130
But we've tried all those.

397
00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:28,166
I know this. You two must each

398
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:30,368
use your special powers
to help the other,

399
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:32,970
like Superman and Batman.

400
00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:34,438
Okay. I've got it.

401
00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:36,541
My special power is insight,

402
00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:38,376
and my insight into you is

403
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:40,645
we need to find your missing father.

404
00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:43,781
Or we could just kill Gil.

405
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:47,885
38-degree angle!

406
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:55,126
We're alive. The loop is broken!

407
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:58,095
So, I guess we go back
to the way things were.

408
00:19:58,198 --> 00:19:59,597
I'll miss you.

409
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,299
Thank you, Nelson.

410
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:03,367
You helped me be okay with turning nine.

411
00:20:03,469 --> 00:20:05,102
Once I get out of this loop,

412
00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:07,538
I have the rest of my life ahead of me.

413
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,474
And, as usual, I've learned nothing!

414
00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:16,480
Mm, mm, mm!

415
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:19,550
Mom, I learned something
really important.

416
00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:21,252
No day is ever perfect,

417
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:24,355
so just enjoy the day that you have.

418
00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:26,791
Happy birthday, Lisa!

419
00:20:27,362 --> 00:20:29,260
I'm finally nine!

420
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:31,929
And the universe is back to normal.

421
00:20:32,334 --> 00:20:36,334
Now I can watch the food go in and out.

422
00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:25,382
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