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Alan, this species of cartoon
has been extinct since 1998.

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I mean, these haven't been seen on TV

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since the golden era
of animation, and... and...

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What?

5
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It's... it's the Warner Brothers.

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And the Warner Sister!

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That's... Yeah.
Tha... Oh yeah, yeah, yeah...

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He did it.
Th-th-th-th-th-that crazy

9
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son of a gun actually did it.

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Clean vectored outlines,

11
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widescreen format...

12
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These don't look like reruns!

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Uh, well, uh, they're not.

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I reanimated them.

15
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We are gonna make
a fortune with this show.

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How zany are they?

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Oh, uh, to the max.

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O-of course.

19
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And then there's, uh, Pinky and the Brain.

20
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P... Pinky and the Brain?

21
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You said you're bringing
back Pinky and the Brain?

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Say it again.

23
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We're bringing back Pinky and the Brain.

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Put your head between your knees.

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Boingy! Boingy! Boingy! Boingy!

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- Where are they going?
- Home.

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Welcome to Animaniacs.

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Wake up!

29
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? It's time for Animaniacs ?

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? And we're zany to the max ?

31
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? So just sit back and relax ?

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? You'll laugh till you collapse ?

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? We're Animaniacs! ?

34
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- ? Come join the Warner Brothers ?
- ? And the Warner Sister Dot ?

35
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? Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ?

36
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? They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ?

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? But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ?

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? We're Animaniacs ! ?

39
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? Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ?

40
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? Wakko packs away the snacks ?

41
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? Our careers have made comebacks ?

42
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? We're Animaniacs! ?

43
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? Meet Pinky and the Brain who
want to rule the universe ?

44
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? A brand new cast who tested
well in focus group research ?

45
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? Gender balance, pronoun neutral ?

46
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? And ethnically diverse ?

47
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? The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ?

48
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? We're Animaniacs! ?

49
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? You should see our new contracts ?

50
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? We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ?

51
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? We're animan-ey, totally insane-y ?

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? Have no shame-y ?

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? Animaniacs! Those are the facts ?

54
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www.subtitulamos.tv

55
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_

56
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Alright, guys. There's a lot
of pressure on our first lines.

57
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They gotta funny, they gotta
be irreverent, and most of all,

58
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they gotta be carefully crafted.

59
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But you just wasted yours on...

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"Alright, guys. There's
a lot of pressure on our first lines."

61
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And you just wasted yours on...

62
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"But you just wasted yours on,

63
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'Alright, guys. There's a lot of
pressure on our first lines.'"

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- To be...
- Wait, don't!

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- Make sure it's good first.
- Yeah. It's all on you, Dot.

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Maybe something reminiscent
of the first season?

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But modern to show that
we're not your dad's Animaniacs.

68
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But, not so modern that
you'll alienate the dads

69
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because they're a key
part of our demographic.

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Don't overthink it.

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22 years later,
and I'm still a knockout.

72
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I can't believe it's been 22 years!

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Our home sweet home!

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Oh, right!
It's a pull, not a push.

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It's just how I remember!

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Well... almost.

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My sandwich!

78
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Just where I left it.

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22 years and five second rule!

80
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Why did you trip the alarm after
that elaborate laser dance?

81
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What lasers? That was my sandwich dance.

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Initiating Warners capture sequence.

83
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- We're caught!
- We're doomed!

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This is the shortest-lived reboot ever!

85
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What dummy thought that would work?

86
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_

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Helllloooo Ralph!

88
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I've missed those beautiful yellow eyes.

89
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- G...
- Uhb-bup-bup!

90
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We're doing this thing where
we don't waste our first lines.

91
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Make sure it's funny!

92
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And something that really captures
the intricacies of your character,

93
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for old and new fans alike.

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- Duh...
- Perfect!

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Gotcha!

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What is that thing?

97
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Right, it's a...

98
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clone!

99
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No... a phone.

100
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No, a drone! That's it. It's a drone.

101
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Hey!

102
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That's it! You're taking
me to the boss' office!

103
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Katie!

104
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Is today a micro-dose day?

105
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Macro-dose. Right.

106
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I got 'em, I got 'em!

107
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A female CEO?

108
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Any interest in mentoring
a young, future CEO?

109
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No. I'm a firm believer in pulling
up the ladder behind me.

110
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Ralph, what are these things!?

111
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Yeah, Ralphie. What are we?

112
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Answer the woman!

113
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Duh...

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These are the Warner brothers.

115
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- And the...
- Warner Sister. Yes, I know.

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It's all right here.

117
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What's that?

118
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Oh, that's right.

119
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You're from the '90s.

120
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This is a tablet.

121
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It contains the sum of
all human knowledge.

122
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All human knowledge in
one easy to swallow tablet?

123
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Don't mind if I do.

124
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Hey! I'm the eating-stuff guy!

125
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Quantum mechanics,

126
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quinoa wraps,

127
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Queen Bey!

128
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We've missed so much...

129
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But now...

130
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I know everything!

131
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About the last 22 years.

132
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Tell us! Oh, tell us!

133
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Please do this somewhere else.

134
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But then you'll miss the song!

135
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You see...

136
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? Taxis are Ubers,
the stars are YouTubers ?

137
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? Neil Tyson gave Pluto the axe ?

138
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? Cell phones got smarter,
the oceans got hotter ?

139
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? The global economy collapsed ?

140
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? We get internet deals
on our hyphenate meals ?

141
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? Like cage-free, vegan-paleo sausage ?

142
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? We don't leave our homes
thanks to Amazon drones ?

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? They track what we do
through our watches ?

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? What's going on? Will we be okay? ?

145
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? Has it all gone mad
since we went away? ?

146
00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:03,018
? Oh, update us, please,
and put as at ease ?

147
00:09:03,044 --> 00:09:05,037
? 'Cause we've run out of jokes ?

148
00:09:05,232 --> 00:09:08,154
? About the '90s! ?

149
00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,552
? Al Gore lost bad 'cause
of one hanging chad ?

150
00:09:12,578 --> 00:09:14,435
? Dubya hunted for WMDs ?

151
00:09:14,461 --> 00:09:16,654
? Obama brought hope,
so Clinton thought, "Dope! ?

152
00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:18,529
? 2016 should be a real breeze" ?

153
00:09:18,555 --> 00:09:20,940
So, Hillary finally broke
that glass ceiling?

154
00:09:20,966 --> 00:09:24,513
No, but it certainly does feel like it's
raining shards of glass all around us.

155
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? The country's cut into two ?

156
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? The red and the blue,
Facebook's a toxic waste dump ?

157
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? The Fox Friends are doting,
the Russians are voting ?

158
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? And now there's a President Trump... ?

159
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At least, we think there's
still a President Trump.

160
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You see, the writers
are writing this in 2018.

161
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How is that possible?
The people rely on Animaniacs

162
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for outrageous and relevant content.

163
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Well, how can we finish catching up

164
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when we don't know what
happened in the last two years?

165
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- I don't know, wild guesses?
- Sounds good to me!

166
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? We have chips in our
brains, we no longer feel pain ?

167
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? There are worsening climate disasters ?

168
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? Now we live underground,
and we can't make a sound ?

169
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? Lest we anger our polar bear masters ?

170
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They've come south for revenge!

171
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? We breed birds without arms
on our factory farms ?

172
00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:03,412
? And we live in aluminum bunkers ?

173
00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:05,372
? We sent humans to Mars,
all the food comes in bars ?

174
00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:07,451
? And the top-rated show
is called Clunkers! ?

175
00:10:07,477 --> 00:10:09,793
It's about a talking police car!

176
00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:11,620
Who's also a time machine!

177
00:10:11,888 --> 00:10:13,964
Here comes the star, Clunko!

178
00:10:13,989 --> 00:10:17,341
I travel through time, solving crime!

179
00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:21,305
? That's what's going on
in the world today ?

180
00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:24,933
? It's as crazy now as when we went away ?

181
00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:29,732
? Our ratings depend on
knowing the trends... ?

182
00:10:30,794 --> 00:10:32,708
? We're all caught up ?

183
00:10:32,771 --> 00:10:36,638
? That's how this song ends! ?

184
00:10:45,091 --> 00:10:47,654
Gee, Brain, what do you
wanna do tonight?

185
00:10:47,940 --> 00:10:50,542
The same thing
we do every night, Pinky.

186
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Try to take over the world!

187
00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:58,425
? They're Pinky and the Brain ?

188
00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:00,552
? Yes, Pinky and the Brain ?

189
00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,387
? One is a genius ?

190
00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:04,431
? The other's insane ?

191
00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:06,391
? They're laboratory mice ?

192
00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:08,393
? Their genes have been spliced ?

193
00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:11,063
? They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ?

194
00:11:11,088 --> 00:11:13,148
? Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ?

195
00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:22,943
_

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00:11:25,573 --> 00:11:27,990
_

197
00:11:33,271 --> 00:11:36,171
I'm your host, Fred Bagel,
but my friends call me Freddie,

198
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,006
and my ex-wife doesn't call me at all.

199
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,833
Now, for the week's best clips.

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Oh, brother. Hot dog with brain freeze.

201
00:11:52,087 --> 00:11:55,292
Pinky, I'd be worried this drivel
is turning your mind soft,

202
00:11:55,318 --> 00:11:58,521
- but you can't mash what is already mush.
- Narf!

203
00:11:58,888 --> 00:12:00,988
Precisely. Turn that off!

204
00:12:01,013 --> 00:12:03,574
Oh, just one more minute, Brain, please?

205
00:12:03,599 --> 00:12:06,849
America's Stupidest Pets
is my favorite show!

206
00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:21,592
What is so funny?

207
00:12:21,810 --> 00:12:23,844
These silly animals!

208
00:12:23,869 --> 00:12:25,429
I can't get enough!

209
00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:27,667
I wish I could carry
the television around with me

210
00:12:27,693 --> 00:12:29,583
so I could watch it all
the time.

211
00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:34,521
That's it!

212
00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:36,659
Pinky, are you pondering
what I'm pondering?

213
00:12:36,685 --> 00:12:37,719
I think so, Brain,

214
00:12:37,745 --> 00:12:39,234
but if I clone myself,

215
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:42,146
how will I know which one
to shoot when I turn evil?

216
00:12:42,888 --> 00:12:44,114
No, Pinky.

217
00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:47,174
It's all so clear to me now!
To take over the world,

218
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,760
we must give the people
what they truly want!

219
00:12:49,786 --> 00:12:51,497
Okay, Brain. I'll do it,

220
00:12:51,522 --> 00:12:54,416
but only if it's tasteful
and makes sense for my character.

221
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:57,575
Silence, Pinky! My work begins!

222
00:13:01,356 --> 00:13:03,028
If you'd like to make a call...

223
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,517
At last, Pinky,

224
00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:14,435
my humble invention has
finally come to fruition!

225
00:13:14,545 --> 00:13:17,981
Behold! The age... of the internet!

226
00:13:18,435 --> 00:13:19,659
That's nice, Brain.

227
00:13:19,685 --> 00:13:23,221
I've spent the last 22 years
undergoing rigorous psychotherapy,

228
00:13:23,247 --> 00:13:25,781
and realized that our
codependent relationship

229
00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:28,367
isn't based on a shared
desire to conquer the world,

230
00:13:28,392 --> 00:13:32,497
but rather my enabling of your systematic
emotional and physical abuse.

231
00:13:33,825 --> 00:13:36,166
Quiet, you nincompoop!

232
00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:38,229
Righto! I deserve that!

233
00:13:38,255 --> 00:13:39,795
The internet is the most powerful

234
00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:42,339
information sharing tool ever devised!

235
00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:44,950
And do you know what
most humans use it for?

236
00:13:44,976 --> 00:13:47,553
I do, but I don't think I can say it.

237
00:13:47,638 --> 00:13:50,389
Surprisingly no, Pinky. Watch closely.

238
00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:54,313
You see, humans are obsessed
with cute, silly animals.

239
00:13:54,339 --> 00:13:56,099
They can't look away.

240
00:13:57,067 --> 00:14:00,294
Once they upload these
adorable videos to the internet...

241
00:14:01,489 --> 00:14:04,255
people around the world marvel at them.

242
00:14:13,505 --> 00:14:16,123
With their undivided attention,

243
00:14:16,148 --> 00:14:18,709
they are the perfect unsuspecting pawns

244
00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:20,169
for my master plan.

245
00:14:20,194 --> 00:14:22,754
I will become the internet's cutest

246
00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:24,716
and silliest animal!

247
00:14:25,208 --> 00:14:28,833
Once I have the gaze of the world
upon my endearing photograph,

248
00:14:28,859 --> 00:14:32,057
I will activate this
polarized subliminal filter,

249
00:14:32,083 --> 00:14:34,683
and everyone will be under my control!

250
00:14:38,284 --> 00:14:41,427
I'll do anything you tell me, Brain.

251
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:44,763
Genius, is it not?

252
00:14:44,789 --> 00:14:48,333
And all by manipulating the alpha
waves of the human brain.

253
00:14:48,359 --> 00:14:50,194
There's a human you!?

254
00:14:54,150 --> 00:14:55,996
Prepare yourself, Pinky.

255
00:14:56,021 --> 00:14:58,111
Your heart is about to be warmed.

256
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It's baby Brain!

257
00:15:04,134 --> 00:15:05,361
Are you ready?

258
00:15:05,387 --> 00:15:08,014
Ready! And... action!

259
00:15:08,447 --> 00:15:09,671
Laugh now,

260
00:15:09,697 --> 00:15:12,725
for I am an adult mouse
costumed as a baby.

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And cut!

262
00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:18,143
John-Jacob, Jingleheimer, Schmidt...

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Ah. Mind Control.

264
00:15:20,764 --> 00:15:22,124
_

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And now, we just sit back and relax

266
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as the adoration pours in.

267
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Can do!

268
00:15:46,936 --> 00:15:49,049
Hey, I'm Seth Meyers,

269
00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:51,723
and the reason this face
is allowed on TV is

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no one's watching anyway!

271
00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:57,593
And speaking of things that
people pretend to watch but don't,

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opera.

273
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:03,194
Please welcome the latest
internet sensation, Opera Cat!

274
00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:15,200
With a blonde wig like that,

275
00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:17,054
you could be President.

276
00:16:17,413 --> 00:16:20,390
You'll get it. I'll wait.

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00:16:24,148 --> 00:16:26,670
What does this animal have that I don't?

278
00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:29,131
This mind control filter
is never going to work

279
00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:30,716
if nobody sees it!

280
00:16:31,937 --> 00:16:33,976
Pinky! Do something!

281
00:16:34,140 --> 00:16:37,070
Andes! Alps! Adirondacks! No!

282
00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:38,976
Not the Himalayas! Ah!

283
00:16:41,656 --> 00:16:43,921
Another plan foiled.

284
00:16:45,132 --> 00:16:46,273
Come, Pinky.

285
00:16:46,298 --> 00:16:49,067
- We must prepare for tomo...
- No, Brain, look!

286
00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:52,031
Not the Himalayas! Not the Himalayas!

287
00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:54,765
Pinky! What have you done?

288
00:16:57,007 --> 00:16:59,187
Brain, I think it's working!

289
00:17:00,521 --> 00:17:02,206
Can we bring this up?

290
00:17:02,231 --> 00:17:04,917
Not the Himalayas! Not the Himalayas!

291
00:17:04,942 --> 00:17:07,937
I want that mouse on my show,

292
00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:11,195
before one of the Jimmy's gets him.

293
00:17:12,533 --> 00:17:14,259
L-O-L.

294
00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:16,351
L-O-L.

295
00:17:16,454 --> 00:17:20,085
Must obey. What Brain say.

296
00:17:20,499 --> 00:17:22,476
Must obey...

297
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Egad, Brain!

298
00:17:24,476 --> 00:17:26,772
We've done it! We've really done it!

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00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:29,482
_

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Still to come,
celebrity trainers share their secrets

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on getting back to your
birth weight for summer.

302
00:17:34,972 --> 00:17:37,132
But first, the Brain!

303
00:17:38,642 --> 00:17:41,036
The internet sensation has
conquered our hearts,

304
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,871
and, seemingly, the world!

305
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:45,512
This comes
just days after the US government

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00:17:45,538 --> 00:17:48,961
agreed to add his lovable
face to Mount Rushmore.

307
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,503
All hail the Brain!

308
00:17:50,529 --> 00:17:51,906
- Yes! Praise him.

309
00:17:51,932 --> 00:17:53,590
Incredible, Pinky.

310
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After 20 years of careful planning,

311
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I've finally taken over the world!

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Now, behold.

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The coup de grace of my coup d'etat.

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Crab paté on your crudité?

315
00:18:06,295 --> 00:18:07,968
No, Pinky.

316
00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:10,649
The act that will forever cement my status

317
00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:13,551
as popular internet meme slash dictator

318
00:18:13,577 --> 00:18:15,367
for life! I am going to...

319
00:18:15,523 --> 00:18:18,098
Hi, excuse me.
You're Himalayas Mouse, right?

320
00:18:18,124 --> 00:18:20,410
Of course. It is I, the Brain.

321
00:18:20,436 --> 00:18:23,161
Yeah, sure, sure. Yeah,
I remember that meme. Classic.

322
00:18:23,187 --> 00:18:26,123
Listen, Mr. Meyers
appreciates you coming by,

323
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:28,375
but unfortunately, we've had to bump you.

324
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,419
Bump me? For who?

325
00:18:30,445 --> 00:18:33,255
Oh, okay, so his name is
Business Pig. You know,

326
00:18:33,287 --> 00:18:36,716
the pig who made the New York Swines'
Top Boars Under Four.

327
00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:40,255
I'm sorry. Do you even read
the New York Swines?

328
00:18:43,341 --> 00:18:46,013
_

329
00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:48,479
Hey, I know that pig!

330
00:18:48,504 --> 00:18:50,826
I just shared a video of him this morning!

331
00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:53,919
Pinky, you puerile pustule,

332
00:18:54,099 --> 00:18:56,695
you used my mind control filter!

333
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,031
I like the swirls.

334
00:18:59,056 --> 00:19:00,574
I think it's fun!

335
00:19:00,599 --> 00:19:03,660
Business Pig. Business Pig.

336
00:19:03,833 --> 00:19:05,646
Business Pig.

337
00:19:07,507 --> 00:19:08,755
Brain?

338
00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:13,921
Oh! That's a great photo! So lifelike!

339
00:19:13,946 --> 00:19:16,013
Ring ring.

340
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:17,841
Hello, Brain's phone.

341
00:19:17,866 --> 00:19:20,719
May I speak with the imbecile
who ruined my plan?

342
00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:21,959
That's me!

343
00:19:25,541 --> 00:19:28,261
Come, Pinky! Let us
prepare for tomorrow night.

344
00:19:28,287 --> 00:19:29,937
What are we going to do tomorrow night?

345
00:19:29,962 --> 00:19:32,564
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

346
00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:34,775
Try to take over the world!

347
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,402
? They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ?

348
00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:39,638
? Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ?

349
00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:48,560
_

350
00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:06,753
Star Trek is back?

351
00:20:06,779 --> 00:20:08,350
Uh, yeah!

352
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,076
It's one of them reboots.

353
00:20:11,427 --> 00:20:14,982
It's a cost-effective
way to reintroduce IP

354
00:20:15,007 --> 00:20:16,859
to a whole new generation.

355
00:20:16,885 --> 00:20:19,111
Or the "next generation,"

356
00:20:19,136 --> 00:20:21,989
if I "make it so."

357
00:20:22,381 --> 00:20:24,919
Set phasers to killing it!

358
00:20:27,005 --> 00:20:30,373
Looks like they're
rebooting lots of shows.

359
00:20:31,060 --> 00:20:32,848
Charmed came back!

360
00:20:32,888 --> 00:20:34,710
And the X-Files!

361
00:20:34,735 --> 00:20:36,740
Hey! Even Full House!

362
00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:39,715
They just bring back old shows now?

363
00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:42,885
I bet I could sing a bitingly
satirical song about it.

364
00:20:42,910 --> 00:20:46,419
Didn't we just do that right
before Pinky and the Brain?

365
00:20:47,544 --> 00:20:49,646
We're also part of
the age of reboots, sis.

366
00:20:49,672 --> 00:20:51,521
We gotta do it again.

367
00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:56,190
? They ran out of ideas ?

368
00:20:56,215 --> 00:20:58,544
? For fresh new shows ?

369
00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:00,694
? So Hollywood did ?

370
00:21:00,719 --> 00:21:03,388
? The only thing it knows ?

371
00:21:03,639 --> 00:21:06,560
? Murphy Brown, Melrose Place ?

372
00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:09,785
? Gilmore Girls, Lost In Space ?

373
00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:12,372
? That's So Raven's what they're cravin' ?

374
00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:14,741
? I know that's a show worth savin'! ?

375
00:21:14,767 --> 00:21:16,919
? I vote X-Files for a comeback ?

376
00:21:16,944 --> 00:21:18,663
? Duchovny's still a real snack ?

377
00:21:18,689 --> 00:21:21,465
? Would the Golden Girls be darker ?

378
00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:25,759
? If we resurrect Bea Arthur? ?

379
00:21:27,663 --> 00:21:30,015
? Reboot it, renew it ?

380
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:32,726
? Reshoot it, redo it, and reuse it ?

381
00:21:32,751 --> 00:21:35,270
? Retool it, abuse it, just do it ?

382
00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:37,523
? If you wanna make some easy cash ?

383
00:21:37,548 --> 00:21:39,024
? Just recycle and rehash ?

384
00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:40,901
? Repeat it, reinstate it ?

385
00:21:40,926 --> 00:21:42,402
? Reheat it, recreate it,

386
00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:44,196
? There's no need to feel frustrated ?

387
00:21:44,221 --> 00:21:45,989
? Simply just regurgitate it ?

388
00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:48,283
? For a guaranteed ratings smash ?

389
00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:50,160
? Dig it up out of the trash ?

390
00:21:50,185 --> 00:21:52,501
? Come on, just reboot it! ?

391
00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:54,873
? Will and Grace and Dynasty ?

392
00:21:54,898 --> 00:21:56,875
? Sweet 16 on MTV ?

393
00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:58,585
? Blue's Clues, Twin Peaks , and Fargo ?

394
00:21:58,610 --> 00:22:00,170
? Go Catch Carmen San Di-ago ?

395
00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:01,819
? Just relax and take the flak ?

396
00:22:01,845 --> 00:22:03,835
? If people want it, bring it back! ?

397
00:22:03,861 --> 00:22:05,717
? Looney Tunes, Queer Eye,
and DuckTales ?

398
00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:07,302
? Just reboot it 'cause it sells! ?

399
00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:09,346
? Take something foreign,
then translate it ?

400
00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:11,139
? Shamelessly appropriate it ?

401
00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:12,850
? Even if the old fans hate it ?

402
00:22:12,875 --> 00:22:14,560
? Get the script rights cleared! ?

403
00:22:14,585 --> 00:22:16,520
? You've done sequels,
try for prequels ?

404
00:22:16,545 --> 00:22:19,898
? Think of all the streams that equals
utilizing these techniques will ?

405
00:22:19,923 --> 00:22:22,067
? Make your shows revered ?

406
00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:25,095
? Shows revered! ?

407
00:22:25,540 --> 00:22:27,486
? Reboot it, renew it ?

408
00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:30,159
? Reshoot it, redo it, and reuse it ?

409
00:22:30,184 --> 00:22:32,673
? Retool it, abuse it, just do it! ?

410
00:22:32,699 --> 00:22:36,236
? If you wanna make some easy cash,
just recycle and rehash ?

411
00:22:36,262 --> 00:22:38,125
? Repeat it, reinstate it ?

412
00:22:38,150 --> 00:22:39,827
? Reheat it, recreate it! ?

413
00:22:39,853 --> 00:22:43,297
? There's no need to feel frustrated,
simply just regurgitate it ?

414
00:22:43,322 --> 00:22:45,549
? For a guaranteed ratings smash ?

415
00:22:45,574 --> 00:22:47,259
? Dig it up out of the trash ?

416
00:22:47,284 --> 00:22:49,786
? Come on, just reboot it! ?

417
00:22:57,920 --> 00:22:59,980
Hello. I'm Yakko Warner,

418
00:23:00,005 --> 00:23:03,038
and all joking aside,
reboots are symptomatic

419
00:23:03,064 --> 00:23:06,195
of a fundamental lack
of originality in Hollywood.

420
00:23:06,220 --> 00:23:08,906
A creativity crisis fueled by

421
00:23:08,931 --> 00:23:12,409
terrified executives
clinging to the past like...

422
00:23:12,434 --> 00:23:14,828
rats to the debris of a sinking ship.

423
00:23:14,853 --> 00:23:17,367
Yeah. Have you no shame?

424
00:23:17,797 --> 00:23:21,750
Here's your check for
the Animaniacs reboot, you sellouts!

425
00:23:24,196 --> 00:23:26,423
Yeah, but when we sellout,

426
00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:29,812
we know we're selling out, so it's cool.

427
00:23:29,838 --> 00:23:34,797
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