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Oh, I think you better stay
home from school, sweetie.

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I'm not at school?

3
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No, honey. And you should stay home.

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Yes, Miss Hoover.

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I put some books beside the bed.

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Will you test me on them later?

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Of course.
And I won't even give you any warning.

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I'd like that.

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Mm!

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_

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_

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Aw. Ooh!

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"Born near Florence,
Italy, in the year 1452,

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"Leonardo da Vinci displayed a genius

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unmatched in human history."

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- Extra, extra!

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- _
- Renaissance begins today!

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If you're gonna torture someone,
do it quick!

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"As a child,
Lisanardo's gifts were evident"

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Hey, sonny boy,

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I want you to be just
as talented as her.

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I made an Uffizi

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on the floor of the Farnese.

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Yeah, yeah. That's, uh, that's great.

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Lisanardo, did you finish

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that drawing of the suspect yet?

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Wow.

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Gee. That talented kid

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is gonna make you a lot of money.

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We're rich!

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Like Marge's tomato sauce.

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- Not until dinner.
- Oh!

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While we're celebrating
Saint Christopher,

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he help people who get
lost telling stories

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find their way back to the point.

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He was canonized by
Gregory the Inconvenient,

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who shot him out of the cannon.

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This was before they
discovered gunpowder,

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so they pulled the cannon
to a cliff and pointed down.

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- But then he stayed in.
- _

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They had to give him an eviction notice.

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"Florence, at the time,

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was at the start of the Renaissance."

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- _
- Hey, you can never be too careful.

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Aw, don't worry.

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Those Dark Ages ain't never coming back.

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We got frescoes, we got spinach

48
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and this delicious new
thing called a pizza.

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I'm the original Ray.

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Well, I am-a Famous Ray.

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Basta!

52
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What about me, Little-a Caesar?

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Pizza! Pizza!

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Ouchie! Ouchie!

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Et tu, Noidus?

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"Young Lisanardo was soon an apprentice

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"to the most famous artist in Florence,

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- Andrea del Verrocchio."

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- _
- Whoever paints the sweetest cherub

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will have the honor of having
my name signed on their work.

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That's what great artists do.

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Excellent, Barticelli.

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Very nice, Dolphatello.

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Ralphael, what is this?

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My foot hands are brushes.

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Jesus.

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Your little angels are so
much better than my Jesus.

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- Is that wrong?
- No.

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Your genius has shown me
what a failure I am.

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I will never paint again.

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_

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At least there are no geniuses in here.

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What? We can't all be great.

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Right, Mediocroto?

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Si. On every paper, I get a C.

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We don't want you in our class.
You're too much better than us.

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Yeah, your gifts come from heaven above.

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Uh, that's not true.

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Here's some more talent.

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Not a good time.

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* My gifts came down from God above *

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* But talent doesn't bring you love *

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* Although my brilliant genius shone *

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* My last supper was all alone *

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* In 1470. *

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If you can't beat 'em, kill 'em.

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Use your genius to
invent weapons of war,

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just like I'm gonna
invent the Charleston.

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Ow, my appendages!

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I'll show them all.

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I'll show them all in a secret diary

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that no one will decipher for 400 years.

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Oh, what to invent? What to invent?

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Portable siege engines.

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Flamethrowing mirrors.

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A waterpowered stabbing wheel.

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Hmm. With these, we could kill

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the most evil people in the world:

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slightly different Christians.

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- Ow!
- This is your true masterpiece.

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Why did you kill us?

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Scusi.

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Ow! Ow! Ow!

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Ooh.

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I'm going to kill you all.

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It's my only pathway to pope.

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Cardinals suck.

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Go, Cubs!

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"Lisanardo had learned

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"that using her intellect
for war was blasphemy

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"but using it for art would
make it endure forever.

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- She escaped to France and retired in happiness."
- _

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I'll be out in a sec.
Keep the engine running.

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Lisanardo, I have many questions.

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Why are you hitting yourself?

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A nerd says what? And how is it possible

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that I am rubber and you are glue,
et cetera, et cetera?

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I will answer all questions

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just as soon as I finish
my masterpiece, my king.

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* Mona Lisa, Mona Lisa *

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* Men have named you *

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* You're so like the lady
with the mystic smile. *

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Well, if this doesn't get
Ron Howard to direct,

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- I don't know what will.
- _

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Real humble, Lis,
making yourself into Leonardo da Vinci.

126
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Shouldn't you be in school?

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Eh, it was art, which I hate.

128
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Well, if you hate
the formal study of art,

129
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you're just like another
artist I'd like to discuss

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who also had trouble with the Academy.

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You must have a fever,

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because that segue was sweaty.

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_

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Unimaginative and boring. A.

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Milhouse, this has nothing
I haven't seen before.

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A-plus.

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Bart, you've really made me think.

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How dare you? F-minus.

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_

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Oh, a single entendre,

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the most complicated joke there is.

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Class, settle, please,

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because today we have a special treat:

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a visit from Paris'
leading Bacchus model.

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Sorry I'm late. As a supermodel,

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I have to be eating
and drinking all day.

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You prefer robe open or robe off?

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Uh, just cover your privates
with this walnut shell.

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Whoa, so roomy.

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Mm-hmm...

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Gah! That looks nothing like him.

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And it shouldn't.
We're making the art that we feel

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because we can't compete with a camera,

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especially modern compact cameras.

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Please hold still for 17 hours.

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Since you refuse
to paint the still life,

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you'll become the still life.

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Foie gras!

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_

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This epoque just gets beller and beller.

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Who is that kid?

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I am Toulouse-Moetrec,

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the chronicler of the demimonde.

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I keep liquor in my cane.

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Not very efficient. Really not.

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Coq au vin, au vin!

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This is the greatest
thing I've ever seen,

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and I have seen, like, five things!

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You, my friend. You are a genius!

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Maybe we should stop slavishly
following the teacher

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and use our own minds

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to slavishly follow Bart.

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To the easels.

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All right,
time to do my first self-portrait.

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Time to look in a mirror
for the first time in my life.

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I can only assume that I am beautiful.

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All right, here we go.

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Looking now.

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Oh, don't worry, sir.

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You won't see anything here
that'll encourage debate,

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provoke thought or be out of
place in a dentist's office.

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Ah, well, I'm sure this will have

183
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a definite je ne sais quoi?!

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Ugh! Oh!

185
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The emperor is coming here
to look at this artwork today.

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His Majesty will feed
us to the guillotine!

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That hasn't been used in years.

188
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No one even remembers how to work it.

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Pull up, let go. How hard can that be?

190
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Mon cher, le superintendent,

191
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which of our works will you be
entering into the royal Salon?

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None. You are all refusés.

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What about our student loans?

194
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Oh, they'll be refunded.
We are not barbarians.

195
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I mean, uh, come on.

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Oh, if only we could get our
art in front of the emperor.

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Monarchs love challenges
to the established order.

198
00:10:04,027 --> 00:10:06,170
No, no. But there is one thing

199
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the emperor loves more than anything.

200
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- France?
- No, he hates France.

201
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But he loves cheese.

202
00:10:13,036 --> 00:10:16,329
Look who he appointed mayor of Toulon.

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_

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- Hmm.
- Do we have a winner?

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00:10:28,018 --> 00:10:30,176
Keep your pants on, Moulin Huge.

206
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There are 44 more galleries
of mediocre art to judge.

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What is that cheese doing?

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Oh, you know French cheese. Very runny.

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I warned them not to
make cheese into wheels.

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Cubes were fine.

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I get motion sickness,

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and I'm lactose intolerant.

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Hurry. He's biting his way in!

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What the...

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Aw, once again,

216
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I have just cheese that is not cheese.

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00:11:04,138 --> 00:11:05,954
Your Majesty, if you'll take a seat,

218
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we'll show you something really special,

219
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a transformation of art
from a rote copying of nature

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into the experiences, ideas,

221
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and mind of the artist.

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You had me at "take a seat."

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I don't know art,
but I know what I like.

224
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And I like eating and
not looking at art.

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I hereby award you the Royal Medallion.

226
00:11:29,876 --> 00:11:32,072
Congratulations on your discerning eye,

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Your Majesty. I love this pupil.

228
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Is this not the student that you
expelled from the royal salon?

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00:11:38,639 --> 00:11:41,657
Well, I... Uh, that is, I, uh...

230
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Just pretend I'm not here.

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Uh, sir, is your tongue
sticking out because you're dead

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or because you're mad at me?

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Uh, little of both.

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Yeah.

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_

236
00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:04,346
Oh, sure, Maggie. That's easy.

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Renaissance artists love to
put babies in their paintings,

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especially baby angels.

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Let's just not think about
why there were so many babies

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in heaven, shall we?

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Hey!

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_

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_

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Damn it!

245
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So, telling stories about art, huh?

246
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Do they have one about a fat guy
whose wife is too good for him?

247
00:13:01,847 --> 00:13:03,013
Stupid fat guy.

248
00:13:03,206 --> 00:13:05,331
Bet he doesn't even
know what's going on.

249
00:13:05,393 --> 00:13:09,335
Well, Dad, have you ever heard
of Diego Rivera and Frida Kahlo?

250
00:13:09,930 --> 00:13:11,021
Lisa, I haven't even heard

251
00:13:11,214 --> 00:13:13,673
of Jackson Pollock and Lee Krasner.

252
00:13:13,734 --> 00:13:18,086
Well, Diego and Frida
were married in 1929.

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_

254
00:13:20,348 --> 00:13:25,093
I now pronounce you esposo and esposa.

255
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You may now beso quite mucho.

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Mwah!

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Spanish for "Best wishes!"

258
00:13:33,996 --> 00:13:36,788
Spanish for "Congratulations!"

259
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Spanish for "¡Muy bueno!"

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Amigos, familia,

261
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and El Barto.

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The mysterious El Barto.

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00:13:50,104 --> 00:13:52,454
Do you know nobleman Don Bartholomew?

264
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He lives in that house you
come out of every night.

265
00:13:55,943 --> 00:13:58,293
¡Ay, caramba!

266
00:13:58,353 --> 00:14:00,404
Gosh, quite the swordsman.

267
00:14:00,597 --> 00:14:01,797
Slashed my shirt,

268
00:14:01,857 --> 00:14:03,991
did not even nick me.

269
00:14:04,860 --> 00:14:06,226
Move along, folks!

270
00:14:06,245 --> 00:14:08,470
It's gonna take me a while to bleed out.

271
00:14:10,077 --> 00:14:11,998
That's clever... a "B."

272
00:14:12,626 --> 00:14:15,085
I know I speak for my wife, Frida Kahlo,

273
00:14:15,254 --> 00:14:18,330
when I say I couldn't
imagine life without you.

274
00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:20,591
But I also speak for my wife,
Frida Kahlo,

275
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:23,743
when I say we leave
for New York tomorrow!

276
00:14:23,804 --> 00:14:25,003
You never asked me!

277
00:14:25,097 --> 00:14:26,989
Don't worry. As a woman,

278
00:14:27,007 --> 00:14:31,185
you will be treated with
much more respect in America.

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_

280
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:36,089
Diego, I know you are a socialist,

281
00:14:36,150 --> 00:14:38,609
whilst I am a lion of capitalism.

282
00:14:38,802 --> 00:14:41,133
Yes, we hate the capitalists.

283
00:14:41,168 --> 00:14:43,688
Right now,
a young socialist is being born

284
00:14:43,824 --> 00:14:45,395
who will take them down.

285
00:14:45,430 --> 00:14:47,442
Mr. Bernie Sanders.

286
00:14:47,477 --> 00:14:49,106
I hope he's quick about it.

287
00:14:49,141 --> 00:14:51,863
Getting a cootie shot should
not cost your lunch money.

288
00:14:51,957 --> 00:14:53,849
And if you don't listen to me,

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00:14:53,909 --> 00:14:55,700
listen to the Bernie Babies.

290
00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:58,295
What? Everybody's got goons.

291
00:14:58,446 --> 00:15:00,780
I disavow that and welcome it.

292
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,190
Señor Rockefeller,

293
00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:04,784
what is it you are
looking for from Diego?

294
00:15:04,845 --> 00:15:07,250
Frida, please! I'm so sorry.

295
00:15:07,285 --> 00:15:09,381
My wife does not understand
these discussions.

296
00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:13,293
I understand that he
is paying you $21,000

297
00:15:13,354 --> 00:15:16,296
for a mural for his
new Rockefeller Center

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with the theme "man at the crossroads."

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00:15:19,059 --> 00:15:20,818
$21,000.

300
00:15:20,986 --> 00:15:22,769
Do you know what that
is in today's money?

301
00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:25,638
$21,000.

302
00:15:26,992 --> 00:15:29,551
This entire area will be your canvas.

303
00:15:30,613 --> 00:15:31,829
I will need very tiny brushes,

304
00:15:32,022 --> 00:15:33,330
a magnifying glass

305
00:15:33,523 --> 00:15:35,815
and a huge bottle of tequila.

306
00:15:35,876 --> 00:15:36,881
No worm.

307
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,243
A snake.

308
00:15:38,945 --> 00:15:40,525
You drive a hard bargain,

309
00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:41,580
but this is just a model.

310
00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:44,675
The real Rockefeller Center
will be 66 stories high.

311
00:15:44,826 --> 00:15:48,753
And every Christmas,
we will kill and decorate a giant tree

312
00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:52,057
as a warning to the other trees.

313
00:15:54,789 --> 00:15:57,584
Oh, Frida. Let us celebrate our triumph

314
00:15:57,619 --> 00:15:58,914
with some snuggle-issimo.

315
00:15:58,974 --> 00:16:01,007
- No.
- What's wrong, my dear?

316
00:16:01,068 --> 00:16:02,767
Is your unibrow hurting?

317
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:05,529
You are selling out, my love.

318
00:16:06,064 --> 00:16:07,848
_

319
00:16:07,849 --> 00:16:09,257
I am not selling out!

320
00:16:09,318 --> 00:16:11,684
I am doing this mural
for the little guy!

321
00:16:11,745 --> 00:16:13,445
People like him!

322
00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:16,281
Why are you washing windows at night?

323
00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:18,917
Who said I was washing windows?

324
00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:23,512
As for you, squander your gift,

325
00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:24,556
spit on your talent.

326
00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:27,371
I am glad we are in agreement.

327
00:16:27,761 --> 00:16:30,220
But what will I do while
you work on your mural?

328
00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:32,561
Paint a happy self-portrait,

329
00:16:32,596 --> 00:16:33,657
smiling ear to ear,

330
00:16:33,750 --> 00:16:35,058
not a care in the world.

331
00:16:35,251 --> 00:16:37,561
That's not who I am, Diego!

332
00:16:37,754 --> 00:16:39,586
I love you, too.

333
00:16:39,621 --> 00:16:41,214
Going to the bar!

334
00:16:42,559 --> 00:16:44,909
Paint. Paint your misery.

335
00:16:44,969 --> 00:16:47,670
Also, leave. Leave your husband.

336
00:16:47,731 --> 00:16:49,689
Which one of you is the angel?

337
00:16:49,841 --> 00:16:50,865
- We both are.
- We both are.

338
00:16:50,917 --> 00:16:52,767
That's how mad you're feeling.

339
00:16:52,861 --> 00:16:54,085
Oh.

340
00:16:54,145 --> 00:16:56,488
Back to Heaven!

341
00:16:56,489 --> 00:16:57,489
_

342
00:16:59,150 --> 00:17:01,092
Buenas noches, darling.

343
00:17:01,152 --> 00:17:03,018
What a crazy night I had.

344
00:17:03,038 --> 00:17:06,188
Now we got to get our
stories straight about Zeppo.

345
00:17:06,208 --> 00:17:08,357
It was an accident, okay?

346
00:17:09,878 --> 00:17:11,378
Ah...

347
00:17:11,571 --> 00:17:13,271
Starting a new painting?

348
00:17:13,373 --> 00:17:16,699
Yes. I am painting my feelings.

349
00:17:16,802 --> 00:17:18,701
Oh! Oh!

350
00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:21,388
Wow. So strong, so brave,

351
00:17:21,581 --> 00:17:23,205
so true to herself.

352
00:17:23,266 --> 00:17:24,741
Mm...

353
00:17:25,751 --> 00:17:28,061
My darling,
I am not half the artist you are.

354
00:17:28,254 --> 00:17:30,713
Diego, what are you saying?

355
00:17:30,732 --> 00:17:33,958
I am saying I've underestimated
you all this time.

356
00:17:33,977 --> 00:17:35,235
You are a genius!

357
00:17:35,386 --> 00:17:38,071
From now on, I will show my awe of you

358
00:17:38,264 --> 00:17:39,572
by sleeping with other women.

359
00:17:39,724 --> 00:17:41,466
Starting an hour ago.

360
00:17:41,526 --> 00:17:44,469
And I will sleep with other
women starting two hours ago.

361
00:17:44,571 --> 00:17:47,247
I'm so glad I don't hear what you say.

362
00:17:47,398 --> 00:17:51,159
But I will do something I have
not done in our entire marriage:

363
00:17:51,311 --> 00:17:52,735
what you want.

364
00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:55,237
Well, actions speak louder than words.

365
00:17:55,257 --> 00:17:58,425
No. Unless the action is the
demolition of a big building,

366
00:17:58,618 --> 00:18:00,168
words are usually louder.

367
00:18:00,262 --> 00:18:01,986
Everything is a fight.

368
00:18:02,046 --> 00:18:03,821
I completely disagree.

369
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:05,748
But just wait till you see what I do.

370
00:18:05,809 --> 00:18:07,917
You'll be pleased with what I do not do,

371
00:18:07,936 --> 00:18:09,994
and you will love what I do do.

372
00:18:10,054 --> 00:18:11,112
Good night!

373
00:18:13,150 --> 00:18:15,349
Welcome to Rockefeller Center,

374
00:18:15,444 --> 00:18:16,834
a temple of capitalism.

375
00:18:16,895 --> 00:18:18,503
To find a taller building,

376
00:18:18,605 --> 00:18:20,763
you'd have to walk a full seven blocks.

377
00:18:20,824 --> 00:18:22,356
Long blocks.

378
00:18:22,451 --> 00:18:24,099
With people bumping you.

379
00:18:24,119 --> 00:18:27,495
Enough already.
While the art is still deco, okay?

380
00:18:29,541 --> 00:18:30,940
For you, my darling.

381
00:18:31,042 --> 00:18:33,334
Man at the Crossroads.

382
00:18:34,463 --> 00:18:35,870
Rich people. Yes, excellent.

383
00:18:35,964 --> 00:18:38,372
The cosmos. Yes, makes sense.

384
00:18:38,525 --> 00:18:39,632
A worker.

385
00:18:39,801 --> 00:18:41,526
Well, I suppose it couldn't be helped.

386
00:18:41,586 --> 00:18:42,785
Fascist army.

387
00:18:42,846 --> 00:18:45,138
Always welcome in any lobby.

388
00:18:45,331 --> 00:18:47,307
Hmm. Who's that fellow?

389
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:50,535
With the beard and the Bolshevik smile.

390
00:18:50,595 --> 00:18:54,055
That is the founder
of Soviet Russia, Lenin.

391
00:18:54,149 --> 00:18:55,815
But-but-but he's a communist.

392
00:18:56,008 --> 00:18:58,209
Oh, he just attended
a couple of meetings.

393
00:18:58,269 --> 00:19:01,379
I can't have a communist
in my colossus of capitalism.

394
00:19:01,439 --> 00:19:02,471
Paint over it.

395
00:19:02,491 --> 00:19:03,715
No!

396
00:19:03,775 --> 00:19:05,307
Then you will lose your commission,

397
00:19:05,327 --> 00:19:07,911
and I won't let you be
the model for Atlas.

398
00:19:09,188 --> 00:19:10,404
Hmm...

399
00:19:10,557 --> 00:19:11,981
I don't care.

400
00:19:12,042 --> 00:19:14,892
There is one person
I want to be proud of me,

401
00:19:14,953 --> 00:19:16,002
no matter what.

402
00:19:16,925 --> 00:19:18,654
Oh, my darling.

403
00:19:18,715 --> 00:19:21,249
Release the hounds.

404
00:19:22,868 --> 00:19:24,660
They're on the 66th floor, sir.

405
00:19:24,721 --> 00:19:27,405
They should be here in about 25 minutes.

406
00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:33,594
But-but-but why is it
just sitting there?

407
00:19:33,747 --> 00:19:35,188
I, uh... I think they may be eating

408
00:19:35,381 --> 00:19:37,023
the elevator operator, sir.

409
00:19:37,216 --> 00:19:38,766
Let us leave, my darling,

410
00:19:38,860 --> 00:19:41,085
with our scruples intact.

411
00:19:41,145 --> 00:19:42,511
Push the owner's button.

412
00:19:42,572 --> 00:19:44,605
- But...
- I said push it.

413
00:19:44,741 --> 00:19:46,032
Aah!

414
00:19:48,036 --> 00:19:49,410
Ironically, in time,

415
00:19:49,538 --> 00:19:51,854
Frida became more famous than Diego,

416
00:19:51,915 --> 00:19:55,616
an icon for brilliant
female artists everywhere.

417
00:19:55,710 --> 00:19:58,378
This is really, really good.

418
00:19:58,529 --> 00:19:59,937
If I play my cards right,

419
00:20:00,039 --> 00:20:03,049
I will direct a Rick and Morty.

420
00:20:12,090 --> 00:20:15,787
All right, now it's time for
the story of Vincent van Moe.

421
00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:19,807
* Bar-ry, bar-ry night *

422
00:20:20,885 --> 00:20:24,887
* Squeeze your bar rag clean and dry *

423
00:20:24,906 --> 00:20:28,408
* For the last time,
say there's no Wi-Fi *

424
00:20:28,601 --> 00:20:33,321
* With eyes that know
the darkness of my soul *

425
00:20:34,699 --> 00:20:38,734
* Serving them the dregs *

426
00:20:38,795 --> 00:20:40,569
* Something's growing *

427
00:20:40,672 --> 00:20:43,590
* On my eggs *

428
00:20:43,783 --> 00:20:46,818
* Add tap water to the kegs *

429
00:20:46,878 --> 00:20:51,055
* And search the bushes
for my missing ear *

430
00:20:52,809 --> 00:20:55,977
* Now the show is done *

431
00:20:57,439 --> 00:20:58,679
* Except the part *

432
00:20:58,773 --> 00:21:01,941
* Where the chick goes "Shh!" *

433
00:21:02,093 --> 00:21:06,020
* But no one ever obeys her *

434
00:21:06,172 --> 00:21:10,116
* 'Cause, really, what's
she shushing for? *

435
00:21:10,267 --> 00:21:11,600
This one ain't so great.

436
00:21:11,703 --> 00:21:13,769
* I will not listen *

437
00:21:13,830 --> 00:21:17,040
* She's not the boss of me *

438
00:21:19,002 --> 00:21:23,713
* And she will never be. *

439
00:21:27,010 --> 00:21:28,876
End the credits!

440
00:21:30,013 --> 00:21:31,229
Shh!

441
00:21:34,319 --> 00:21:37,331
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