1 00:00:01,518 --> 00:00:03,418 I slept with Simon. 2 00:00:03,451 --> 00:00:07,151 When the baby is born, I want a paternity test. 3 00:00:07,179 --> 00:00:09,419 This is Jack's baby. 4 00:00:09,457 --> 00:00:10,557 Oh, come on, Meg. 5 00:00:10,596 --> 00:00:11,836 We both know the dates add up. 6 00:00:11,873 --> 00:00:13,123 No. 7 00:00:13,151 --> 00:00:15,741 Dear Jack, I know you're having an affair. 8 00:00:15,774 --> 00:00:18,164 I also know your wife is pregnant. 9 00:00:18,190 --> 00:00:21,260 End the affair now or I'll tell Meghan. 10 00:00:21,297 --> 00:00:23,257 I accept I'm probably the father. 11 00:00:23,299 --> 00:00:24,679 You are. 12 00:00:28,925 --> 00:00:30,645 They're letting him come home. 13 00:00:30,685 --> 00:00:31,855 Isn't it great? 14 00:00:31,893 --> 00:00:35,483 Hayden is going to be with you at the birth. 15 00:00:37,175 --> 00:00:38,205 Hello, everyone. 16 00:00:39,487 --> 00:00:41,697 This is Rory. 17 00:00:41,731 --> 00:00:46,181 He's sleepy right now, but I'll send pics soon. 18 00:00:47,254 --> 00:00:50,814 I'm exhausted, but so, so happy. 19 00:00:52,500 --> 00:00:54,000 _ 20 00:01:00,405 --> 00:01:02,785 To my little boy. 21 00:01:04,305 --> 00:01:06,825 You are due tomorrow. 22 00:01:08,171 --> 00:01:11,311 I have worried constantly about you, 23 00:01:12,762 --> 00:01:16,212 but all the scans say that you are healthy and strong. 24 00:01:18,457 --> 00:01:20,357 I know most mothers like to write lists 25 00:01:20,390 --> 00:01:21,910 about things they want for their kids, 26 00:01:21,943 --> 00:01:24,673 but I'm not really one for lists. 27 00:01:26,362 --> 00:01:28,402 I rely a lot on guesswork, 28 00:01:28,433 --> 00:01:31,853 and thankfully, most of the time, 29 00:01:31,884 --> 00:01:33,474 it seems to work out. 30 00:01:35,336 --> 00:01:38,336 But I do promise you these things. 31 00:01:38,374 --> 00:01:41,344 I'm going to say some things that I don't mean. 32 00:01:42,999 --> 00:01:45,209 I will say no 33 00:01:45,243 --> 00:01:47,313 when I probably should say yes. 34 00:01:50,524 --> 00:01:53,534 But I vow, when I make a mistake, 35 00:01:53,561 --> 00:01:54,771 I will apologise. 36 00:01:57,358 --> 00:01:59,428 Most importantly, 37 00:01:59,464 --> 00:02:02,544 I will love you unconditionally. 38 00:02:04,020 --> 00:02:05,680 Even if you vote conservative, 39 00:02:06,609 --> 00:02:08,749 or barrack for Collingwood, 40 00:02:08,783 --> 00:02:10,963 or forget to call me on my birthday. 41 00:02:12,235 --> 00:02:14,235 I can't wait to meet you... 42 00:02:15,411 --> 00:02:17,381 ...my little boy. 43 00:02:17,413 --> 00:02:18,903 I'll see you very soon. 44 00:02:19,622 --> 00:02:20,802 Love, Mum. 45 00:02:23,833 --> 00:02:26,873 PS, if you scoot over just a little bit 46 00:02:26,905 --> 00:02:28,485 and stop kicking my kidneys, 47 00:02:28,527 --> 00:02:30,807 I will buy you a puppy. 48 00:02:46,442 --> 00:02:48,312 Hello, everyone. 49 00:02:48,340 --> 00:02:49,760 This is Rory. 50 00:02:49,790 --> 00:02:53,590 He's sleepy right now, but I'll send pics soon. 51 00:02:53,621 --> 00:02:57,731 I'm exhausted, but so, so happy. 52 00:03:00,318 --> 00:03:03,768 "Congratulations. He is beautiful! 53 00:03:03,804 --> 00:03:06,844 "I want all of the details. How was the labour? 54 00:03:06,876 --> 00:03:08,286 "Call me when you get a chance. 55 00:03:08,326 --> 00:03:09,876 "Best wishes, Meghan." 56 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:14,200 *CREDITS* 57 00:04:22,538 --> 00:04:24,778 - You know that guy? - Yeah? 58 00:04:24,816 --> 00:04:27,086 - And he drew the picture? - Yeah? 59 00:05:25,221 --> 00:05:29,051 This is what people do when they love each other! 60 00:05:44,758 --> 00:05:46,998 This train is an express service only. 61 00:05:48,209 --> 00:05:51,769 - Please change at Redfern for other lines. - _ 62 00:05:51,799 --> 00:05:53,939 Next stop, Redfern. 63 00:05:55,340 --> 00:05:56,990 _ 64 00:05:56,991 --> 00:05:58,641 _ 65 00:06:12,233 --> 00:06:13,613 Hi. This is Agatha. 66 00:06:13,649 --> 00:06:15,169 I'm not available right now. 67 00:06:15,202 --> 00:06:16,862 Leave me a message. 68 00:06:16,893 --> 00:06:20,103 Aggie, I don't know what to do. 69 00:06:20,138 --> 00:06:23,518 Mum's beside herself. She wants to call the police. 70 00:06:33,047 --> 00:06:34,077 It's her. 71 00:06:39,191 --> 00:06:40,501 She's had the baby. 72 00:06:40,538 --> 00:06:42,988 A little boy named Rory. 73 00:06:44,024 --> 00:06:45,094 Rory! 74 00:06:45,128 --> 00:06:46,608 Rory, Mum. 75 00:06:46,647 --> 00:06:48,167 Is... Is that a coincidence, 76 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:49,890 or did you tell her about Grandad? 77 00:06:49,926 --> 00:06:52,896 Well, I told her. 78 00:06:52,929 --> 00:06:54,659 What else does she say? 79 00:06:54,690 --> 00:06:56,184 "I'll explain everything when I see you. 80 00:06:56,208 --> 00:06:58,278 "Right now I need to rest. 81 00:06:58,314 --> 00:07:00,774 "I'm coming home soon. Please let me sleep." 82 00:07:00,799 --> 00:07:02,149 Aww. 83 00:07:02,180 --> 00:07:03,910 She knew you were coming home. 84 00:07:03,940 --> 00:07:05,910 Why didn't she just give you an address? 85 00:07:05,942 --> 00:07:07,672 Rory, Mum! 86 00:07:07,703 --> 00:07:10,463 - Rory! - Oh, darling. 87 00:07:17,195 --> 00:07:18,575 I've got cash. 88 00:07:19,577 --> 00:07:22,297 Room 12. Out the back. 89 00:07:38,837 --> 00:07:40,047 That was delicious. 90 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:42,050 Mmm, I'm glad you liked it. 91 00:07:42,082 --> 00:07:44,602 I have stocked six containers in the freezer 92 00:07:44,636 --> 00:07:45,706 for when I'm in hospital. 93 00:07:45,741 --> 00:07:47,051 Oh, you didn't have to do that. 94 00:07:47,087 --> 00:07:48,917 You know I can cook takeaway any time. 95 00:07:48,951 --> 00:07:50,681 Oh, yes. 96 00:07:53,956 --> 00:07:55,816 Do you wish I wasn't having a cesar? 97 00:07:55,854 --> 00:07:58,864 No. I'd rather you were safe. 98 00:07:58,892 --> 00:08:01,552 It won't be the same, though. Be all clinical. 99 00:08:01,584 --> 00:08:03,074 Ahh, it is what it is. 100 00:08:04,207 --> 00:08:05,997 Stop worrying. 101 00:08:10,006 --> 00:08:11,556 Who's that? 102 00:08:12,353 --> 00:08:13,673 I told you about her. 103 00:08:13,700 --> 00:08:15,150 - Mmm? - She's English. 104 00:08:15,184 --> 00:08:16,344 She works at the supermarket. 105 00:08:17,427 --> 00:08:19,357 So, are we gonna let all your fans and followers 106 00:08:19,395 --> 00:08:21,665 - call you from now on? - Shut up, shut up. 107 00:08:21,708 --> 00:08:23,298 - She's my friend. - Uh-huh. 108 00:08:33,961 --> 00:08:36,071 It's Meghan. Leave me a message. 109 00:08:40,278 --> 00:08:42,658 Hey, Meghan. It's Agatha. 110 00:08:43,730 --> 00:08:46,220 I know you're due at the hospital tomorrow, 111 00:08:46,249 --> 00:08:48,319 but maybe you've gone into labour early. 112 00:08:49,977 --> 00:08:51,187 Hope you're OK. 113 00:09:24,184 --> 00:09:25,604 Hey, dude. 114 00:09:28,740 --> 00:09:30,920 I know you can hear me in there. 115 00:09:33,745 --> 00:09:37,265 I want you to know it's gonna be weird when you come out. 116 00:09:38,992 --> 00:09:43,382 There's gonna be people, lights. 117 00:09:44,998 --> 00:09:46,278 Air. 118 00:09:47,897 --> 00:09:49,377 But it's all going to be cool. 119 00:09:52,005 --> 00:09:53,825 I'll be there to catch you. 120 00:09:55,974 --> 00:09:57,804 You mind if I jump in the shower? 121 00:09:57,838 --> 00:09:59,118 No. Go. 122 00:11:05,285 --> 00:11:06,835 Zorro! Quit barking! 123 00:11:06,873 --> 00:11:08,153 Shit! 124 00:11:12,188 --> 00:11:13,288 Zorro? 125 00:11:15,191 --> 00:11:17,501 Would you just... Just sit? 126 00:11:19,851 --> 00:11:21,441 What was it, Bryan? 127 00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:22,823 No idea! 128 00:11:22,854 --> 00:11:24,864 Zorro! 129 00:11:26,789 --> 00:11:30,829 Oh, I see what's happened. The bird bath fell over. 130 00:11:30,862 --> 00:11:33,382 Probably a possum. You want me to have a quick look around? 131 00:11:37,110 --> 00:11:39,220 No, it's fine. Jack's home. 132 00:11:39,975 --> 00:11:41,415 All right. Night! 133 00:11:41,459 --> 00:11:42,869 Night! 134 00:12:02,376 --> 00:12:04,206 Were you talking to someone? 135 00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:06,860 - Yeah, Bryan. - Ahh. 136 00:12:06,898 --> 00:12:08,558 I hate to tell you this, babe, 137 00:12:08,589 --> 00:12:11,039 but your bird bath self-destructed. 138 00:12:11,075 --> 00:12:13,315 - How? - Possum, I think. 139 00:12:13,353 --> 00:12:14,983 Must have been a big possum. 140 00:12:15,010 --> 00:12:16,910 Yeah. Well, we'll get a new one. 141 00:12:18,841 --> 00:12:21,401 I can't sleep yet, so I'm gonna go downstairs. 142 00:12:21,430 --> 00:12:23,920 I'll... I'll stay up with you. 143 00:12:23,950 --> 00:12:24,920 No, no, it's fine. 144 00:12:24,951 --> 00:12:27,301 Gonna make the most of this last quiet night 145 00:12:27,332 --> 00:12:28,962 before he comes. 146 00:12:43,832 --> 00:12:45,012 Aggie! 147 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:47,940 You sound puffed. I hope you didn't run. 148 00:12:47,974 --> 00:12:50,564 Oh, no, I was just upstairs, 149 00:12:50,597 --> 00:12:54,007 but I'm breathless all the time now. 150 00:12:54,049 --> 00:12:56,569 Where are you? Why are you whispering? 151 00:12:56,603 --> 00:12:59,023 Er, the baby's asleep. 152 00:12:59,054 --> 00:13:02,264 Oh, congratulations. 153 00:13:02,298 --> 00:13:03,468 Thank you. 154 00:13:05,232 --> 00:13:06,302 You said to call. 155 00:13:06,337 --> 00:13:08,477 I hope you weren't just being polite. 156 00:13:08,511 --> 00:13:10,311 No, of course not. 157 00:13:10,341 --> 00:13:12,311 We're on the same ride at the same time. 158 00:13:12,343 --> 00:13:13,593 We're bonded for life. 159 00:13:15,104 --> 00:13:16,904 How is the new arrival? 160 00:13:16,934 --> 00:13:19,874 - Beautiful. - Aww! He arrived early. 161 00:13:21,007 --> 00:13:23,107 Well, I wanted to beat you to it. 162 00:13:23,147 --> 00:13:26,977 I want all the gory details. 163 00:13:28,152 --> 00:13:29,572 Are you sure about that? 164 00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,221 Uh-huh. 165 00:13:31,258 --> 00:13:34,538 Well, it only took six hours, 166 00:13:34,572 --> 00:13:36,092 which isn't that long, I guess. 167 00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:38,985 Oh, my God! Now you're just showing off. 168 00:13:39,025 --> 00:13:41,505 And when the baby was crowning, 169 00:13:41,544 --> 00:13:43,864 I looked down and realised I had my shoes on, 170 00:13:43,892 --> 00:13:45,932 and I thought, "Oh, my God, 171 00:13:45,963 --> 00:13:48,343 "I am not giving birth with my shoes on." 172 00:13:48,379 --> 00:13:49,859 Oh, dear. 173 00:13:49,898 --> 00:13:51,998 So, yeah, that was funny. 174 00:13:52,659 --> 00:13:54,209 I love the name Rory. 175 00:13:55,248 --> 00:13:56,658 Did Hayden make it back in time? 176 00:13:58,458 --> 00:14:01,148 No, he only got off the plane this morning. 177 00:14:01,185 --> 00:14:03,325 Oh, that's such a shame. 178 00:14:03,359 --> 00:14:05,639 Is he gonna go to Katoomba to be with you? 179 00:14:07,191 --> 00:14:09,161 My mum doesn't have the space for him, 180 00:14:09,193 --> 00:14:10,613 and I'll be back in a day or so. 181 00:14:17,373 --> 00:14:18,963 I'm going in tomorrow. 182 00:14:18,996 --> 00:14:20,886 Are you nervous? 183 00:14:20,929 --> 00:14:22,899 Mmm, a little. 184 00:14:27,176 --> 00:14:29,006 Are you near a train line? 185 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:32,730 Er, yeah, my mum's house is right on it. 186 00:14:32,768 --> 00:14:34,908 One went past here at the exact same time. 187 00:14:34,943 --> 00:14:36,633 It sounds like you were right outside. 188 00:14:42,398 --> 00:14:43,608 Are you tired? 189 00:14:45,401 --> 00:14:47,401 Now you really are spying on me. 190 00:14:47,438 --> 00:14:50,098 I heard you yawn. 191 00:14:50,130 --> 00:14:53,620 Mmm, yep, I am exhausted, 192 00:14:53,651 --> 00:14:57,001 but I don't think I'm gonna get any sleep tonight. 193 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,140 Well, I'll let you go. 194 00:14:59,174 --> 00:15:01,564 Mmm. Thank you for calling. 195 00:15:03,005 --> 00:15:05,205 I can't wait for our babies to meet. 196 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:07,460 Me neither. 197 00:15:07,492 --> 00:15:09,322 Hmm. 198 00:15:12,221 --> 00:15:14,401 - Meghan? - Mmm? 199 00:15:16,156 --> 00:15:17,986 Good luck tomorrow. 200 00:15:18,020 --> 00:15:19,300 Thank you. 201 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:43,900 _ 202 00:15:47,498 --> 00:15:49,188 Sinner, repent! 203 00:15:51,295 --> 00:15:53,055 Sinner, repent! 204 00:15:58,578 --> 00:16:00,478 Repent, sister! 205 00:16:01,305 --> 00:16:03,265 Repent! 206 00:16:03,307 --> 00:16:06,477 Or God will send you to hell for your lies. 207 00:16:07,656 --> 00:16:10,306 How far apart were your legs? 208 00:16:14,042 --> 00:16:16,492 Was Mr Bowler circumcised? 209 00:16:20,186 --> 00:16:22,076 Stand up, Agatha. 210 00:16:22,119 --> 00:16:23,529 Stand up, Agatha. 211 00:16:27,814 --> 00:16:31,714 I ask that Sister Agatha be shunned. 212 00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:36,786 Stand up, Agatha! 213 00:16:41,759 --> 00:16:47,249 Fornicators, liars burn in hell, 214 00:16:47,282 --> 00:16:49,252 unless they repent! 215 00:16:50,595 --> 00:16:52,555 Repent! 216 00:16:52,597 --> 00:16:54,317 Repent! 217 00:16:54,358 --> 00:16:57,668 Repent! Repent! 218 00:16:58,707 --> 00:17:00,467 Repent! 219 00:17:38,126 --> 00:17:39,536 Can we call him Elvis? 220 00:17:39,575 --> 00:17:40,845 Not Elves! 221 00:17:40,887 --> 00:17:42,887 Why? What do you wanna call him? 222 00:17:42,923 --> 00:17:44,583 Wee-Wee Man! 223 00:17:44,615 --> 00:17:46,375 Gets my vote. 224 00:17:46,410 --> 00:17:47,480 You're silly, Lachie... 225 00:17:47,514 --> 00:17:49,354 I know we're late. I'll be back as soon as I can. 226 00:17:49,378 --> 00:17:51,168 OK. Lachie, where's your other shoe? 227 00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:52,737 Can you make sure Grace doesn't feed them crap. 228 00:17:52,761 --> 00:17:54,451 And stays off Tinder? 229 00:17:54,487 --> 00:17:56,657 Uh, can you? She terrifies me. 230 00:17:57,904 --> 00:17:59,114 Hello. 231 00:18:04,738 --> 00:18:06,528 I'll call him back. 232 00:18:07,534 --> 00:18:08,854 Stop calling my wife. 233 00:18:10,848 --> 00:18:12,584 - Yeah, no, it's today. - Hey, I'm going. Come on. 234 00:18:12,608 --> 00:18:16,158 Um... Oh, thanks! I will. 235 00:18:16,198 --> 00:18:18,578 I'll pass that on. All right, gotta go. Bye! 236 00:18:19,719 --> 00:18:21,719 He just wanted to wish you luck with the baby. 237 00:18:21,755 --> 00:18:23,685 Oh, that's...nice of him. 238 00:18:23,723 --> 00:18:25,903 He is a nice guy. All right! 239 00:18:25,932 --> 00:18:27,182 OK, bye! 240 00:18:27,209 --> 00:18:28,489 - I'll be back. - Bye, Mummy! 241 00:18:28,521 --> 00:18:29,731 - Bye, kids. - Let's do it! 242 00:18:36,598 --> 00:18:39,218 Move it, move it! Come on, mate. 243 00:18:50,888 --> 00:18:53,478 Hi! 244 00:18:53,511 --> 00:18:56,551 - Hi, guys! Hi! - Have fun. 245 00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:58,723 So, you can tell Meghan that I've got sugary cereal, 246 00:18:58,758 --> 00:19:00,968 white bread, and cordial, and she can suck it up. 247 00:19:01,001 --> 00:19:03,761 - All right. - Cool! Thank you! 248 00:19:03,797 --> 00:19:06,697 Hey, Grace, whatever Meg said, 249 00:19:06,731 --> 00:19:08,841 I want you to know I do want this baby. 250 00:19:09,527 --> 00:19:10,557 A lot. 251 00:19:11,909 --> 00:19:13,529 You... You don't believe me? 252 00:19:13,566 --> 00:19:15,806 No, I do. Of course I do. 253 00:19:15,844 --> 00:19:17,404 Yeah, I, um... 254 00:19:17,432 --> 00:19:19,022 Hey, thanks for this. We owe you. 255 00:19:19,054 --> 00:19:21,514 All right, just keep my sister safe today 256 00:19:21,539 --> 00:19:22,639 and we'll call it even. 257 00:19:22,678 --> 00:19:24,298 OK, we'll call it even. 258 00:19:24,335 --> 00:19:25,645 - See you! - Bye! 259 00:20:03,409 --> 00:20:06,029 Where are your keys? 260 00:20:10,968 --> 00:20:12,658 Oh! Hello. 261 00:20:12,694 --> 00:20:13,974 Rhea Bowden. 262 00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:16,585 Hi. Yeah, I remember. How are you? 263 00:20:16,629 --> 00:20:19,559 Great. How's the house? 264 00:20:19,597 --> 00:20:21,317 Are you happy with everything? 265 00:20:21,358 --> 00:20:24,668 Um... Yeah. Extremely, thank you. 266 00:20:24,706 --> 00:20:27,776 Great. I was looking for Jack. 267 00:20:27,812 --> 00:20:28,922 Jack? 268 00:20:28,951 --> 00:20:31,441 He promised me a testimonial for my next brochure. 269 00:20:31,471 --> 00:20:32,581 I'm following up. 270 00:20:32,610 --> 00:20:34,680 Uh... Yeah, he's not here right now, 271 00:20:34,716 --> 00:20:37,616 um, and we're to go to the hospital today. 272 00:20:37,650 --> 00:20:38,765 So, it'll probably have to wait 273 00:20:38,789 --> 00:20:39,869 till after the baby's born. 274 00:20:39,893 --> 00:20:43,973 Oh! Gosh, yes. I won't hold you up. 275 00:20:44,967 --> 00:20:46,757 But tell Jack to give me a call. 276 00:20:46,797 --> 00:20:48,557 Yeah, no problem. 277 00:21:03,917 --> 00:21:05,637 Shit! Fuck! 278 00:21:12,547 --> 00:21:13,857 What are you doing at my house? 279 00:21:13,893 --> 00:21:14,963 What did you say to her? 280 00:21:14,997 --> 00:21:16,827 Relax. I only said I wanted to see you 281 00:21:16,861 --> 00:21:18,351 about the testimonial. 282 00:21:18,380 --> 00:21:19,930 I've been calling and texting. 283 00:21:19,968 --> 00:21:22,868 All right, forget about that. I can't do it. 284 00:21:22,902 --> 00:21:25,082 I need this, Jack. My competitors are killing me. 285 00:21:25,111 --> 00:21:27,041 Whoever put that note on my windscreen, 286 00:21:27,078 --> 00:21:28,539 if they see me spruiking your business, 287 00:21:28,563 --> 00:21:30,123 they're gonna go straight to Meg, OK? 288 00:21:30,150 --> 00:21:31,910 I'm trying to put everything I got 289 00:21:31,945 --> 00:21:33,015 back unto my marriage. 290 00:21:33,050 --> 00:21:34,500 Look, this isn't how 291 00:21:34,534 --> 00:21:36,124 I saw things playing out either. 292 00:21:37,123 --> 00:21:38,825 I'm not gonna risk my marriage and my family 293 00:21:38,849 --> 00:21:41,439 for something that was just a meaningless fling, OK? 294 00:21:41,472 --> 00:21:42,962 Stop. 295 00:22:09,742 --> 00:22:11,502 Hello? 296 00:22:11,537 --> 00:22:13,947 Don't tell me it's sailor boy at last! 297 00:22:13,987 --> 00:22:15,437 I'm looking for Aggie. 298 00:22:15,472 --> 00:22:16,892 Well, shouldn't you be up there, 299 00:22:16,921 --> 00:22:17,991 waiting for the birth? 300 00:22:18,026 --> 00:22:20,506 - No, she's already had him. - What? 301 00:22:20,546 --> 00:22:22,096 Yeah, she had the baby. 302 00:22:22,133 --> 00:22:25,103 That's impossible. She hasn't told me. 303 00:22:25,136 --> 00:22:26,926 Better give her a ring. 304 00:22:26,966 --> 00:22:28,516 Yeah, good luck. Her phone's been off. 305 00:22:28,554 --> 00:22:31,144 Well, I've got spare keys. Come on down. 306 00:23:00,862 --> 00:23:01,972 Jack. 307 00:23:03,243 --> 00:23:05,523 - One more! - Oh, my God! 308 00:23:22,262 --> 00:23:23,712 You're doing great. 309 00:23:30,236 --> 00:23:33,066 Oh! Oh, he's here! He's out. 310 00:23:35,690 --> 00:23:37,730 Oh, my God. Look at that. 311 00:23:49,566 --> 00:23:50,806 Where is he? 312 00:23:52,948 --> 00:23:54,228 Jack? 313 00:23:58,333 --> 00:23:59,893 Can I see him, please? 314 00:24:00,818 --> 00:24:02,128 Can I see him? 315 00:24:03,096 --> 00:24:04,546 Here he is. 316 00:24:05,858 --> 00:24:07,098 Here he is. 317 00:24:08,239 --> 00:24:10,519 Oh, he's perfect. 318 00:24:10,552 --> 00:24:11,902 Oh! 319 00:24:13,037 --> 00:24:14,447 Hi, baby. 320 00:24:16,524 --> 00:24:18,044 Hello. 321 00:24:18,077 --> 00:24:20,557 He's a champion. 322 00:24:21,667 --> 00:24:24,457 Oh, look at us. 323 00:24:40,858 --> 00:24:43,648 Fifteen minutes, she'll be up in the ward. Congrats! 324 00:24:44,724 --> 00:24:46,174 - He's beautiful. - Thank you. 325 00:25:17,412 --> 00:25:19,282 Let's go! OK, quick. Hop in, hop in. 326 00:25:20,208 --> 00:25:21,868 Stand out of the way. 327 00:25:21,899 --> 00:25:23,179 There we go. 328 00:25:23,211 --> 00:25:26,111 Um... Oh, Luce, can you press four, please? 329 00:25:26,145 --> 00:25:27,655 Thank you. 330 00:25:27,698 --> 00:25:30,288 All right, great. So sorry. 331 00:25:40,055 --> 00:25:42,195 Lachie, come on. Don't stare. 332 00:25:43,093 --> 00:25:44,253 Let's go, let's go, let's go! 333 00:26:14,642 --> 00:26:15,782 Are you the navy guy? 334 00:26:15,815 --> 00:26:16,945 Yeah? 335 00:26:16,989 --> 00:26:19,579 Thought Aggie was making you up. 336 00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:30,500 _ 337 00:26:38,524 --> 00:26:41,024 _ 338 00:26:47,053 --> 00:26:48,333 Mum. 339 00:26:50,091 --> 00:26:51,961 Yeah, Aggie's still not here. 340 00:26:53,473 --> 00:26:54,753 I'll come home soon. 341 00:27:08,834 --> 00:27:10,734 Megs was brilliant, 342 00:27:10,767 --> 00:27:12,977 and this little man got a nine out of ten. 343 00:27:13,010 --> 00:27:14,460 You know, that's an Olympic medal 344 00:27:14,494 --> 00:27:16,054 on the Apgar scale for my son. 345 00:27:16,082 --> 00:27:17,742 Well done, you. 346 00:27:17,774 --> 00:27:20,924 Right, mate, you ready to meet Aunty Grace? 347 00:27:22,433 --> 00:27:24,193 Hi! 348 00:27:24,228 --> 00:27:27,268 - Oh. - Oh, yes, hello! 349 00:27:27,300 --> 00:27:31,060 Oh, my gosh, look at you, little heartbreaker. 350 00:27:32,202 --> 00:27:34,202 God, he looks just like Mum. 351 00:27:34,238 --> 00:27:35,828 That's hilarious! 352 00:27:35,861 --> 00:27:37,381 I think he looks like Jack. 353 00:27:37,414 --> 00:27:40,004 By which she means devastatingly handsome. 354 00:27:43,178 --> 00:27:44,488 Let's kiss him! 355 00:27:44,524 --> 00:27:46,494 - Oh, OK, just gentle. - Yeah! 356 00:27:46,526 --> 00:27:48,736 - Come in. - Oh, that's nice. 357 00:27:48,770 --> 00:27:50,880 Not too much of a good thing. 358 00:27:50,910 --> 00:27:52,260 I can't see him. I'll kiss him! 359 00:27:52,291 --> 00:27:54,781 Yeah, but if you kiss him too much, 360 00:27:54,811 --> 00:27:56,161 you'll kiss his face off! 361 00:27:56,191 --> 00:27:57,272 All right, all right, all right, 362 00:27:57,296 --> 00:27:58,436 all right, all right, shh! 363 00:27:58,469 --> 00:28:00,229 OK, hey, hey, who's hungry? 364 00:28:00,264 --> 00:28:02,514 - Me. - Let's go and have a look. 365 00:28:02,542 --> 00:28:03,922 - Yeah! - Come on, let's go. 366 00:28:03,958 --> 00:28:05,168 Come on. 367 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:08,170 Daddy, get us chocolate. 368 00:28:22,252 --> 00:28:23,872 I knew everything would be fine 369 00:28:23,909 --> 00:28:24,979 once he was here. 370 00:28:26,394 --> 00:28:28,224 Jack's in love with him already. 371 00:28:29,846 --> 00:28:30,986 Mmm-hmm. 372 00:28:33,090 --> 00:28:37,750 - Please don't mention Simon. - I didn't, but now you have. 373 00:28:40,788 --> 00:28:42,338 He doesn't really look like Jack. 374 00:28:44,826 --> 00:28:46,756 Well, he doesn't look like Simon either. 375 00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:52,210 What are you gonna do about the DNA test? 376 00:28:55,526 --> 00:28:57,006 I'll worry about that tomorrow. 377 00:28:58,875 --> 00:29:00,975 Please just let me have today. 378 00:29:08,954 --> 00:29:11,204 Aunty Grace, can I go in the front seat of the car? 379 00:29:11,232 --> 00:29:13,372 - Hey! - Uncle Simon! 380 00:29:13,406 --> 00:29:15,266 Hello! How you doing? 381 00:29:15,305 --> 00:29:16,855 - Hey! - Hey. 382 00:29:16,893 --> 00:29:18,203 -We have a baby! -Do you? 383 00:29:18,239 --> 00:29:20,309 Hey, guys, can you go finish your chips over there 384 00:29:20,344 --> 00:29:21,494 so that they don't mess up my car? 385 00:29:21,518 --> 00:29:22,588 Thank you! 386 00:29:24,141 --> 00:29:25,181 What are you doing here? 387 00:29:26,385 --> 00:29:27,585 The same as you. 388 00:29:27,627 --> 00:29:30,007 No. They've just had the baby, 389 00:29:30,044 --> 00:29:31,366 so they just need a little bit of space. 390 00:29:31,390 --> 00:29:32,840 Jack knows I'm coming. 391 00:29:32,874 --> 00:29:34,434 Yeah, but he doesn't know why, does he? 392 00:29:38,155 --> 00:29:39,185 She told you. 393 00:29:39,225 --> 00:29:41,875 Er... She told me that you're causing trouble. 394 00:29:42,953 --> 00:29:44,303 So much for keeping secrets. 395 00:29:44,334 --> 00:29:45,474 Oh, we're sisters, 396 00:29:45,507 --> 00:29:47,477 so, we tell each other everything. 397 00:29:47,509 --> 00:29:50,339 Then did she tell you who the father is? 398 00:29:50,374 --> 00:29:52,244 It's Jack. 399 00:29:52,273 --> 00:29:53,422 I don't need you going in there 400 00:29:53,446 --> 00:29:55,306 and giving him the reason to doubt that. 401 00:29:55,345 --> 00:29:56,855 This is between Meg and myself. 402 00:29:56,898 --> 00:29:58,998 And your best friend, and their baby, 403 00:29:59,038 --> 00:30:01,008 and their children, and their marriage. 404 00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:04,080 Listen, if you thought there was a chance 405 00:30:04,112 --> 00:30:05,182 that a baby was yours, 406 00:30:06,218 --> 00:30:07,498 you would want to know too. 407 00:30:10,118 --> 00:30:11,498 Please don't tell me 408 00:30:11,533 --> 00:30:13,053 you brought a DNA kit with you. 409 00:30:13,708 --> 00:30:15,048 I warned her. 410 00:30:15,089 --> 00:30:17,539 Simon, don't be a dick! 411 00:30:17,574 --> 00:30:19,069 - This is not the time... - We're finished. 412 00:30:19,093 --> 00:30:21,163 Can we take Uncle Simon to see our baby? 413 00:30:21,198 --> 00:30:25,028 Uh, no, Uncle Simon is gonna leave, actually. Aren't you? 414 00:30:25,064 --> 00:30:26,662 Uncle Simon is gonna come back another day. 415 00:30:26,686 --> 00:30:28,896 - Another day. - Mmm, OK. 416 00:30:28,930 --> 00:30:30,900 - Say goodbye. Let's go. - Bye! 417 00:30:30,932 --> 00:30:32,692 - Bye. - No, we're gonna go this way. 418 00:30:32,727 --> 00:30:34,587 Can we go to the zoo tomorrow? 419 00:30:34,625 --> 00:30:36,385 - Yeah, zoo! - Maybe. 420 00:30:36,420 --> 00:30:38,080 Please? I wanna see the pandas. 421 00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:01,000 _ 422 00:32:22,250 --> 00:32:24,010 Nurse, I need your help with a suture. 423 00:32:25,736 --> 00:32:27,116 Hello? Nurse? 424 00:32:28,429 --> 00:32:30,219 Sorry. I'm on my tea break. 425 00:32:34,090 --> 00:32:35,160 Come with me. 426 00:32:46,550 --> 00:32:49,420 Yeah, he's just sleeping. 427 00:32:49,450 --> 00:32:51,970 He's the cutest thing I've ever seen. 428 00:32:53,143 --> 00:32:57,113 Ahh, I will. I'll pass it on. You too. 429 00:32:59,184 --> 00:33:00,294 How's your mum? 430 00:33:00,323 --> 00:33:02,223 - So excited. - Mmm. 431 00:33:02,256 --> 00:33:05,356 - Sends her love. - Can't wait to get home. 432 00:33:05,397 --> 00:33:07,537 Have all the kids together. 433 00:33:07,571 --> 00:33:09,541 Babe, it's only been a day. 434 00:33:09,573 --> 00:33:12,133 We should take advantage of this, get some sleep. 435 00:33:12,162 --> 00:33:13,202 What are you gonna do? 436 00:33:14,199 --> 00:33:15,719 Celebrate. 437 00:33:17,236 --> 00:33:19,096 Mmm-hmm? 438 00:33:19,135 --> 00:33:23,725 I've just had major surgery, given you another son, 439 00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:25,310 and you're gonna go out and party? 440 00:33:25,348 --> 00:33:26,628 Absolutely! 441 00:33:28,799 --> 00:33:30,529 Yeah, don't feel you have to be responsible 442 00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:32,250 just 'cause I'm stuck in here. 443 00:33:34,253 --> 00:33:35,773 - He's perfect. - Mmm. 444 00:33:49,372 --> 00:33:52,342 Oh! Uh, I thought my wife was in here. 445 00:33:52,375 --> 00:33:53,855 Vik? I'm over here. 446 00:33:55,447 --> 00:33:56,657 I need to have a shower. 447 00:33:56,689 --> 00:33:57,729 OK. 448 00:34:02,454 --> 00:34:04,464 - Gently. - Oh! That's the spot. 449 00:34:04,490 --> 00:34:05,600 Still asleep, OK. 450 00:34:06,665 --> 00:34:08,695 OK? Hey! 451 00:34:08,736 --> 00:34:09,806 Yep! 452 00:34:11,601 --> 00:34:14,291 Wait. Oh, yep, want these? Good. 453 00:34:14,328 --> 00:34:15,568 Yeah. 454 00:34:15,605 --> 00:34:17,583 - Are you sure you can do this? - Yeah, I'll be fine. 455 00:34:17,607 --> 00:34:19,257 - Yeah? - There's a seat in the shower. 456 00:34:19,298 --> 00:34:20,608 How are you gonna wash your hair 457 00:34:20,644 --> 00:34:22,444 without getting the bandages wet? 458 00:34:22,474 --> 00:34:23,724 I'll just get in there first 459 00:34:23,751 --> 00:34:24,821 and then I'll work it out. 460 00:34:24,855 --> 00:34:27,435 You can look after the little guy. 461 00:34:27,479 --> 00:34:29,309 Oh, he's fine. 462 00:34:34,934 --> 00:34:36,664 - OK? - Mmm-hmm. 463 00:34:59,373 --> 00:35:01,583 Excuse me. Hi. 464 00:35:01,616 --> 00:35:03,886 Is... What... Is he OK? 465 00:35:03,929 --> 00:35:06,239 - Sorry? - Uh, that's my baby. 466 00:35:06,276 --> 00:35:08,486 Of course it is. Baby Shaughnessy. 467 00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:10,660 He's gorgeous. Where's your wife? 468 00:35:10,694 --> 00:35:12,664 Uh, she's just having a shower. 469 00:35:12,696 --> 00:35:14,556 Yeah, he's... He's... What's happening? 470 00:35:14,595 --> 00:35:15,975 It's just a routine blood test. 471 00:35:16,010 --> 00:35:17,180 Gotcha. 472 00:35:17,218 --> 00:35:19,498 He'll be back before your wife gets out of the shower. 473 00:35:19,531 --> 00:35:20,680 You're welcome to come with me. 474 00:35:20,704 --> 00:35:22,814 Oh, no, no, that's... 475 00:35:24,432 --> 00:35:25,572 Bye. 476 00:35:27,918 --> 00:35:30,708 See you! Thanks. 477 00:35:30,749 --> 00:35:32,789 You should have a coffee, relax. 478 00:37:27,969 --> 00:37:31,009 Here, give her to me, please. 479 00:37:33,458 --> 00:37:35,388 No! 480 00:37:38,911 --> 00:37:40,881 No! 481 00:38:05,524 --> 00:38:08,534 *I'm begging you, please* 482 00:38:09,425 --> 00:38:10,625 *Be mine* 483 00:38:14,015 --> 00:38:17,875 *For the rest of my life* 484 00:38:22,886 --> 00:38:25,536 I should post a photo tomorrow. 485 00:38:25,579 --> 00:38:27,889 All my followers are asking if we've had the baby yet. 486 00:38:27,926 --> 00:38:28,956 Mmm. 487 00:38:29,755 --> 00:38:31,025 Have you called everyone? 488 00:38:31,067 --> 00:38:33,477 Mmm. Everyone on the list. 489 00:38:35,968 --> 00:38:37,758 Simon said he'd be here. 490 00:38:38,592 --> 00:38:39,902 He must be late. 491 00:38:41,526 --> 00:38:43,736 Visiting hours are over. 492 00:38:43,769 --> 00:38:45,599 Just text him and tell him not to come. 493 00:38:46,427 --> 00:38:47,497 Mmm-hmm. 494 00:38:56,679 --> 00:38:58,749 He's not here. 495 00:38:58,784 --> 00:39:01,684 No. No, they took him for a blood test. 496 00:39:01,718 --> 00:39:04,758 Um, she said he'd be back when you'd finished. 497 00:39:04,790 --> 00:39:06,620 - Who took him? - A nurse. 498 00:39:07,966 --> 00:39:09,486 You think they found something wrong? 499 00:39:10,693 --> 00:39:13,903 Excuse me, um, our baby was taken for a blood test. 500 00:39:13,937 --> 00:39:15,147 When will he be back? 501 00:39:15,180 --> 00:39:17,600 -Who took him? -A nurse. 502 00:39:17,631 --> 00:39:19,121 What kind of blood test was it? 503 00:39:19,149 --> 00:39:20,319 Babe, it's just routine. 504 00:39:20,358 --> 00:39:22,908 Why did he need a blood test? Can you find out, please? 505 00:39:22,946 --> 00:39:25,536 Um, yep. I'll go check. 506 00:39:25,570 --> 00:39:26,610 Thank you. 507 00:39:29,815 --> 00:39:33,055 Hello? Cleaner? 508 00:39:34,579 --> 00:39:36,029 Yeah, I'm cleaning! 509 00:39:36,063 --> 00:39:37,173 OK. 510 00:39:53,839 --> 00:39:55,049 Where is our baby? 511 00:39:55,082 --> 00:39:56,197 Did the nurse have a name tag? 512 00:39:56,221 --> 00:39:59,161 If she did, I didn't read it. Why? 513 00:39:59,189 --> 00:40:00,669 Can you describe her? 514 00:40:00,708 --> 00:40:05,058 Uh, she was tall. Slimmish, I guess. Dark hair. 515 00:40:05,092 --> 00:40:07,132 Wait, why are you asking us these questions? 516 00:40:07,163 --> 00:40:08,583 She knew our names. 517 00:40:08,613 --> 00:40:10,133 Our name was on the crib. 518 00:40:10,166 --> 00:40:12,816 Your baby wasn't scheduled for a blood test. 519 00:40:12,858 --> 00:40:15,028 - But the nurse said... - Where is our baby? 520 00:40:15,067 --> 00:40:17,897 I'm sure there's a totally logical explanation. 521 00:40:33,845 --> 00:40:35,875 I don't see you before. 522 00:40:35,916 --> 00:40:37,806 I just started. 523 00:40:37,849 --> 00:40:39,639 They don't tell me that. 524 00:40:58,594 --> 00:40:59,874 What do you have in there? 525 00:41:01,355 --> 00:41:03,455 It's a good way to carry everything. 526 00:41:19,097 --> 00:41:21,507 Where is your key? 527 00:41:21,548 --> 00:41:23,758 I left it in the basement. I'm gonna grab it now. 528 00:42:24,438 --> 00:42:27,608 - Alarm's bad. Better get out. - Later. 529 00:42:51,879 --> 00:42:52,919 Jack? 530 00:42:55,020 --> 00:42:56,160 Jack? 531 00:43:29,814 --> 00:43:31,024 Where is my husband? 532 00:43:31,056 --> 00:43:33,056 The alarm is sounding. We're all searching, OK? 533 00:43:33,093 --> 00:43:35,203 I need to find my baby! 534 00:43:36,406 --> 00:43:39,196 Get me a fucking wheelchair right now! 535 00:43:39,237 --> 00:43:40,887 Hey! 536 00:43:40,928 --> 00:43:42,998 Sorry. 537 00:43:43,034 --> 00:43:44,104 I want you to lay down. 538 00:43:44,138 --> 00:43:45,458 I'm gonna go get you a wheelchair. 539 00:43:47,245 --> 00:43:49,135 No, no, you can't get up, just... 540 00:43:52,215 --> 00:43:54,005 Get me a fucking wheelchair! 541 00:43:54,045 --> 00:43:55,385 No! 542 00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:22,400 *CREDITS*