1 00:00:02,851 --> 00:00:04,573 Quick COVID safety reminder: 2 00:00:04,606 --> 00:00:06,653 Please stop asking customers for gum. 3 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:08,553 Actually, that's not a COVID thing. 4 00:00:08,555 --> 00:00:10,264 You should probably never do that. 5 00:00:10,497 --> 00:00:13,578 As many of you know, today is my last day. 6 00:00:13,625 --> 00:00:15,694 And given the crazy circumstances, 7 00:00:15,719 --> 00:00:17,878 Glenn has agreed to step back in as manager. 8 00:00:17,925 --> 00:00:20,269 So, yay! Glenn again! 9 00:00:21,479 --> 00:00:23,212 Guys, let's look on the bright side. 10 00:00:23,237 --> 00:00:24,786 At least we don't lose Jonah 11 00:00:24,811 --> 00:00:27,183 for another 13 days and 11 hours. 12 00:00:27,252 --> 00:00:29,953 Do you have my flight inf... Anyway, yes. 13 00:00:30,022 --> 00:00:32,650 Amy is heading out with Parker and Emma now, 14 00:00:32,696 --> 00:00:34,081 and I'm gonna tie up some loose ends, 15 00:00:34,082 --> 00:00:37,586 and then join her in that amount of time. 16 00:00:37,587 --> 00:00:39,157 I just can't believe you're actually leaving. 17 00:00:39,158 --> 00:00:40,669 I thought you and me were gonna work here 18 00:00:40,670 --> 00:00:42,568 till we got old and died together. 19 00:00:42,940 --> 00:00:46,752 I mean, not here at the store. But probably. 20 00:00:46,777 --> 00:00:49,630 Nope, these two are gonna die in California. 21 00:00:49,699 --> 00:00:51,385 Of old age, hopefully, but who knows? 22 00:00:51,410 --> 00:00:53,243 I heard Long Beach is a chlamydia pocket. 23 00:00:53,312 --> 00:00:55,335 - You don't die of chlamydia. - Yeah. 24 00:00:55,402 --> 00:00:56,876 It just goes away on its own. 25 00:00:56,901 --> 00:00:59,449 That is not true, Marcus. 26 00:00:59,518 --> 00:01:02,959 Wow, you guys are gonna go off into the sunset, 27 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:05,088 - together forever. - Okay. 28 00:01:05,110 --> 00:01:07,745 - California's so lucky! - Guys, we're just moving. 29 00:01:07,770 --> 00:01:10,170 Yeah, I can see it... Jonah and Amy, 30 00:01:10,195 --> 00:01:12,996 old as hell just sitting on a porch, 31 00:01:13,065 --> 00:01:15,098 looking out at the Golden Gate. 32 00:01:15,167 --> 00:01:17,843 You know, making out under the light of the Hollywood sign. 33 00:01:17,929 --> 00:01:21,153 I have map questions, but nice. 34 00:01:21,178 --> 00:01:23,530 You guys did it. You beat the odds, 35 00:01:23,555 --> 00:01:26,432 and now you're gonna be together forever... 36 00:01:26,486 --> 00:01:28,818 Okay, we're gonna be in this meeting forever 37 00:01:28,819 --> 00:01:30,066 if you guys don't knock it off. 38 00:01:30,091 --> 00:01:31,758 So Sandra, you're cleaning carts. 39 00:01:31,783 --> 00:01:34,038 Her last time handing out assignments! 40 00:01:34,063 --> 00:01:36,563 Sarah, you're repricing maternity wear in Softlines. 41 00:01:36,588 --> 00:01:39,707 Her last time asking Sarah to reprice maternity in Softlines. 42 00:01:39,708 --> 00:01:41,159 Brett, if you could please be... 43 00:01:41,161 --> 00:01:42,894 - This is history! - On toilet duty... Glenn! 44 00:01:43,965 --> 00:01:48,777 credits 45 00:01:50,542 --> 00:01:52,375 All right, let's talk going away party. 46 00:01:52,398 --> 00:01:54,037 I want to lower your expectations. 47 00:01:54,106 --> 00:01:56,392 We have some mylar balloons, no helium. 48 00:01:57,008 --> 00:01:59,242 - Hey, close the door. - Oh, yeah. 49 00:02:01,446 --> 00:02:05,248 So, this might be nothing, but a couple days ago, 50 00:02:05,317 --> 00:02:07,160 I realized that this turquoise ring 51 00:02:07,185 --> 00:02:09,185 I keep on my bedside table disappeared. 52 00:02:09,254 --> 00:02:11,064 Oh, so Emma started stealing from you? 53 00:02:11,089 --> 00:02:14,557 - For drugs probably. - No, I-I think Jonah took it. 54 00:02:14,626 --> 00:02:17,026 - For drugs. - No, no drugs. 55 00:02:17,095 --> 00:02:19,159 I think he took it to get my ring size. 56 00:02:19,985 --> 00:02:21,592 For an engagement ring. 57 00:02:22,583 --> 00:02:24,583 - Oh! - Eh... 58 00:02:24,652 --> 00:02:25,884 What is that? 59 00:02:25,953 --> 00:02:27,499 I thought you inexplicably loved him. 60 00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:29,534 I do, I do, I love him. 61 00:02:29,535 --> 00:02:32,558 I Just... I just don't know if we're there yet. 62 00:02:32,581 --> 00:02:34,271 I mean, I was already nervous about 63 00:02:34,273 --> 00:02:35,962 this big move across the country, 64 00:02:36,030 --> 00:02:38,141 and now everybody's talking about forever... 65 00:02:38,142 --> 00:02:39,580 You don't have to get married right away. 66 00:02:39,581 --> 00:02:40,613 Wait a couple years. 67 00:02:40,648 --> 00:02:41,815 Oh, we could have a double wedding. 68 00:02:41,816 --> 00:02:43,416 The theme is winter lumber mill. 69 00:02:43,484 --> 00:02:44,583 It's not negotiable. 70 00:02:44,652 --> 00:02:46,552 I'll think about it. 71 00:02:46,554 --> 00:02:49,065 It's just this move is a lot of pressure on the relationship. 72 00:02:49,090 --> 00:02:50,600 And what if it doesn't work out? 73 00:02:50,625 --> 00:02:52,508 Jonah's uprooting his whole life for me. 74 00:02:52,509 --> 00:02:53,692 That may not be true. 75 00:02:53,761 --> 00:02:55,728 That place is a land of liberal, small-boned men 76 00:02:55,797 --> 00:02:59,287 who drink kombucha and collect sea glass without shame. 77 00:02:59,288 --> 00:03:01,839 Chances are, Jonah would end up in California eventually. 78 00:03:02,370 --> 00:03:05,198 Yeah, yeah, you're right. You're right. 79 00:03:05,412 --> 00:03:08,217 Maybe this isn't all about me. I mean, get over yourself, Amy. 80 00:03:08,242 --> 00:03:10,337 - And the ring... - Emma has a drug problem. 81 00:03:10,362 --> 00:03:11,795 Okay, thank you. 82 00:03:12,380 --> 00:03:15,478 Hey, do we think moccasins are cultural appropriation? 83 00:03:15,479 --> 00:03:16,615 I feel like I can pull them off. 84 00:03:16,684 --> 00:03:19,473 And in a warm, dry climate, you can rock mocs year-round. 85 00:03:19,498 --> 00:03:20,831 Rock mocs? 86 00:03:20,856 --> 00:03:22,861 California Jonah's gonna be a lot. 87 00:03:23,077 --> 00:03:25,983 Hey, so I know you're gonna make fun of me or whatever, 88 00:03:26,013 --> 00:03:29,844 but I just wanted you to know that I'm gonna miss you. 89 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:35,602 - I'm gonna miss you too. - Okay, there it is. 90 00:03:35,627 --> 00:03:38,504 Ha ha, I showed my emotions, so I'm a loser. 91 00:03:38,573 --> 00:03:40,808 - No, man, I'm being serious. You're a good guy. 92 00:03:40,860 --> 00:03:42,293 Yeah, okay, all right. Yeah, yeah. 93 00:03:42,362 --> 00:03:43,561 You know what I'm not gonna miss? 94 00:03:43,630 --> 00:03:46,898 This... this... this whole firing squad of sarcasm. 95 00:03:46,967 --> 00:03:49,767 No, I'm being serious. Look, it's been a crazy year. 96 00:03:49,836 --> 00:03:51,669 I've taken some stock of my life, 97 00:03:51,738 --> 00:03:53,438 and I'm glad I got to know you. 98 00:03:54,219 --> 00:03:57,506 Oh, wow. Really? 99 00:03:57,677 --> 00:03:58,705 Yeah. 100 00:03:59,612 --> 00:04:01,769 Ah! Ha ha! 101 00:04:01,770 --> 00:04:02,983 You almost had me! 102 00:04:03,008 --> 00:04:05,983 [bleep] you, dude! [Bleep] you! 103 00:04:07,654 --> 00:04:09,287 Come in. 104 00:04:09,356 --> 00:04:11,689 Hey, hey, Matt... oh, wow! 105 00:04:11,802 --> 00:04:13,978 So cute and cozy in here! 106 00:04:14,003 --> 00:04:16,771 I bet this is what Santa's toy workshop looks like. 107 00:04:16,796 --> 00:04:17,996 Well, not the main floor, 108 00:04:18,064 --> 00:04:19,697 but, you know, payroll or something. 109 00:04:19,766 --> 00:04:21,366 Thanks! 110 00:04:21,434 --> 00:04:22,600 Oh, by the way, 111 00:04:22,669 --> 00:04:24,857 thanks for keeping this little assistant arrangement going. 112 00:04:24,882 --> 00:04:26,859 I know it's kind of unusual. 113 00:04:26,884 --> 00:04:29,484 Of course, and I won't change a thing, 114 00:04:29,509 --> 00:04:31,509 because I wanna help you too. 115 00:04:31,771 --> 00:04:33,906 And also I don't totally understand 116 00:04:33,907 --> 00:04:35,406 what you and Amy came up with. 117 00:04:35,475 --> 00:04:37,576 - I appreciate it. - Oh, now business. 118 00:04:37,577 --> 00:04:40,114 I was thinking of doing a little slideshow 119 00:04:40,115 --> 00:04:42,909 for Amy's goodbye party, and I was hoping that you could 120 00:04:42,910 --> 00:04:45,468 come up with some electronic photos of her time here. 121 00:04:45,996 --> 00:04:47,519 You know the type of photos I mean? 122 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:49,464 Like, you can't hold them in your hand. 123 00:04:49,470 --> 00:04:51,472 I do. And happy to. 124 00:04:51,749 --> 00:04:52,756 Oh, hey! 125 00:04:52,757 --> 00:04:56,303 Maybe we could videotape people saying goodbye to Amy, 126 00:04:56,304 --> 00:04:57,825 and then take those video clips 127 00:04:57,826 --> 00:04:59,766 and, like, put them next to each other. 128 00:04:59,791 --> 00:05:03,363 Like, but when one would stop, the other one would begin, 129 00:05:03,432 --> 00:05:05,732 - sort of like a parade. - Yes, I get it, yeah. 130 00:05:05,801 --> 00:05:07,775 Please stop. This is hurting me. 131 00:05:09,304 --> 00:05:11,370 Sandra, just a heads-up, with Amy leaving, 132 00:05:11,371 --> 00:05:13,274 you're on track to being my best friend in the store. 133 00:05:13,275 --> 00:05:14,117 - Really? - Yeah. 134 00:05:14,118 --> 00:05:15,915 Obviously, I'm not thrilled with this situation, 135 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:17,270 so I am interviewing other candidates, 136 00:05:17,271 --> 00:05:19,507 but if I crap out, it's you. 137 00:05:19,671 --> 00:05:21,445 Understood. Good luck. 138 00:05:21,825 --> 00:05:22,679 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 139 00:05:22,704 --> 00:05:24,452 Where are you going? You're not done here. 140 00:05:24,477 --> 00:05:26,313 You think corona just sticks to the handles? 141 00:05:26,338 --> 00:05:27,987 You think it plays by your rules? 142 00:05:27,988 --> 00:05:29,966 Put some elbow grease into it, for God's sake! 143 00:05:29,967 --> 00:05:32,119 - What's wrong with you? - Sorry, sorry. 144 00:05:32,774 --> 00:05:34,882 Anyway, I'll keep you posted on the best friend thing. 145 00:05:38,168 --> 00:05:40,348 Hey, how's your last day going? 146 00:05:40,730 --> 00:05:42,375 - Exhausting. - Yeah? 147 00:05:42,376 --> 00:05:43,576 Justine made me do a bunch of 148 00:05:43,577 --> 00:05:45,580 "Charlie's Angels" pictures with her. 149 00:05:45,581 --> 00:05:47,281 Don't ask to see them. 150 00:05:47,852 --> 00:05:49,352 It's gonna be hard to leave this place, huh? 151 00:05:49,432 --> 00:05:51,699 Plus, I have all these Zephra forms I have to fill out. 152 00:05:51,722 --> 00:05:53,789 Yeah, well, your mistake was leaving with the job. 153 00:05:53,845 --> 00:05:55,474 I got nothing to sign. 154 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:58,960 - Kinda makes it feel very real, huh? - Yeah. 155 00:05:58,961 --> 00:06:01,294 Can't believe I'm moving out to California. 156 00:06:01,295 --> 00:06:03,369 Although part of me feels like you probably 157 00:06:03,370 --> 00:06:05,000 would've ended up out there anyway, right? 158 00:06:05,001 --> 00:06:06,768 I don't know, I never really thought about California. 159 00:06:06,769 --> 00:06:08,943 I always figured I might end up back in Chicago. 160 00:06:08,966 --> 00:06:09,969 Hmm. 161 00:06:10,458 --> 00:06:15,248 Man, Zephra's life insurance policy is incredible. 162 00:06:15,579 --> 00:06:18,081 The surviving spouse makes out like a bandit. 163 00:06:18,142 --> 00:06:20,275 If you die, I'm set for life. 164 00:06:20,277 --> 00:06:22,450 You better watch out. 165 00:06:22,597 --> 00:06:24,195 There's a lot of cliffs out there, you know? 166 00:06:24,220 --> 00:06:25,887 Two of us go hiking, 167 00:06:25,903 --> 00:06:27,683 and we get a little too close to the edge... 168 00:06:27,751 --> 00:06:29,210 Accidents happen, you know? 169 00:06:29,211 --> 00:06:30,228 If I don't shave, 170 00:06:30,229 --> 00:06:32,015 I could sell the whole grieving husband thing... 171 00:06:32,016 --> 00:06:34,082 I don't think we really have to talk about this right now. 172 00:06:35,092 --> 00:06:37,292 Yeah, no, I'm... I was just joking. 173 00:06:37,361 --> 00:06:39,227 - It just... - Yeah, no, I mean, I loved it. 174 00:06:39,229 --> 00:06:40,829 You know, the whole, like, cliff thing. 175 00:06:40,965 --> 00:06:42,641 Aah! Ha! Dead! Ha! 176 00:06:45,502 --> 00:06:47,169 - I just, I have... - yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 177 00:06:47,271 --> 00:06:49,237 Yeah, sing... sign your papers. 178 00:06:56,761 --> 00:07:00,652 Maybe not best friends, right, but two levels down? 179 00:07:00,653 --> 00:07:02,416 Like we don't go out to eat lunch, 180 00:07:02,441 --> 00:07:04,296 but sometimes we eat it here together. 181 00:07:04,297 --> 00:07:05,926 Mm, I don't really like watching you eat. 182 00:07:05,927 --> 00:07:08,397 It's not that you're bad at it. It's just... small mouth. 183 00:07:08,819 --> 00:07:10,287 What would three levels down look like? 184 00:07:10,288 --> 00:07:13,031 We eat lunch at different tables 185 00:07:13,032 --> 00:07:14,937 and kind of go, "'Sup?" 186 00:07:14,962 --> 00:07:17,111 "'Sup?" Okay, that'll be fun. 187 00:07:17,136 --> 00:07:18,636 I think that's the right level for us. 188 00:07:18,704 --> 00:07:20,971 - Great, thanks. - Thank you. 189 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:22,127 'Sup? 190 00:07:22,742 --> 00:07:25,068 To be honest, I'm not sure what's going on with Amy. 191 00:07:25,388 --> 00:07:27,655 Things have felt off recently. 192 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:30,381 Like, earlier, I made a joke, and she just flipped out. 193 00:07:30,449 --> 00:07:32,149 - What was the joke? - Nothing. 194 00:07:32,218 --> 00:07:33,974 It was just like how I was gonna murder her. 195 00:07:33,999 --> 00:07:36,650 - Murder her? - Yeah, like for insurance. 196 00:07:36,858 --> 00:07:38,658 Guys who look like you should not make jokes 197 00:07:38,659 --> 00:07:40,211 about murdering their girlfriends. 198 00:07:40,212 --> 00:07:42,595 I don't have a murderer face, I don't. 199 00:07:42,596 --> 00:07:43,984 No one's ever said that to me before. 200 00:07:43,985 --> 00:07:45,912 Because they don't wanna get murdered. 201 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:48,790 Okay, when I say "Amy," 202 00:07:48,791 --> 00:07:51,739 what's a fun story that springs to mind? 203 00:07:52,039 --> 00:07:53,871 She once borrowed $30 from me 204 00:07:53,896 --> 00:07:56,172 so she could buy us a 6-foot party sub. 205 00:07:56,342 --> 00:07:59,399 Everybody said, "Oh, thank you, sweet Amy!" 206 00:07:59,445 --> 00:08:01,141 She never paid me back. 207 00:08:01,730 --> 00:08:04,709 I don't think that's a very fun story. 208 00:08:05,163 --> 00:08:09,487 Hey, Amy, it's so great that you're going to "California." 209 00:08:09,621 --> 00:08:11,722 My sister went to "California," 210 00:08:11,723 --> 00:08:14,207 and it really helped turn her life around. 211 00:08:14,208 --> 00:08:15,792 The main thing I remember about Amy 212 00:08:15,861 --> 00:08:17,694 is her and Jonah doing it on camera 213 00:08:17,696 --> 00:08:19,388 during that town hall meeting. 214 00:08:19,710 --> 00:08:22,326 Free live porn? Uh, yes, please! 215 00:08:24,336 --> 00:08:25,835 Good luck drying out in there. 216 00:08:25,971 --> 00:08:27,938 In "California." 217 00:08:27,946 --> 00:08:29,612 What's your favorite memory of Amy? 218 00:08:29,614 --> 00:08:31,578 I just met her this morning, so... 219 00:08:32,434 --> 00:08:33,967 today's my first day here. 220 00:08:33,992 --> 00:08:35,622 Oh, wow, fun! 221 00:08:35,647 --> 00:08:37,779 Let's hear your hot take on Amy. 222 00:08:37,959 --> 00:08:40,627 She seems... really nice. 223 00:08:40,906 --> 00:08:42,773 Oh, could you be more specific? 224 00:08:42,798 --> 00:08:45,574 She's nice and... short. 225 00:08:46,351 --> 00:08:48,669 - This is a mistake. - Yeah, okay. 226 00:08:48,694 --> 00:08:50,627 It was nice meeting you guys. 227 00:08:50,735 --> 00:08:52,418 Hey, are these all clean? 228 00:08:52,443 --> 00:08:54,376 Yup, freshly sanitized. 229 00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:58,223 Ugh, I hate the squeakers. 230 00:08:58,808 --> 00:09:00,781 Ooh, we got a curvy one. 231 00:09:00,806 --> 00:09:02,273 Ma'am, if you could... 232 00:09:02,298 --> 00:09:04,518 you're touching all of them, it's just... 233 00:09:04,543 --> 00:09:07,408 Oh, this one's still warm. Yikes. 234 00:09:07,433 --> 00:09:08,581 Sorry. 235 00:09:08,876 --> 00:09:09,937 Um... 236 00:09:10,603 --> 00:09:13,992 Hey, so I just wanted to apologize 237 00:09:13,993 --> 00:09:15,289 for my joke earlier. 238 00:09:15,290 --> 00:09:17,895 You know where I stand on violence against women. 239 00:09:17,964 --> 00:09:20,031 Yes, I know, you're against it, we're cool. 240 00:09:20,100 --> 00:09:21,999 Okay, cool, 'cause you seemed uncomfortable, 241 00:09:22,068 --> 00:09:23,701 - and I don't wanna... - Yeah. 242 00:09:23,770 --> 00:09:25,598 It wasn't... it wasn't that. 243 00:09:25,944 --> 00:09:27,799 Um... it's just... 244 00:09:29,528 --> 00:09:31,608 there's been a lot of talk about our future lately, 245 00:09:31,609 --> 00:09:33,329 and it's just a little overwhelming. 246 00:09:35,590 --> 00:09:37,961 - Oh, uh... oh, I'm sorry. I guess I'm just excited. 247 00:09:37,986 --> 00:09:40,586 No, me too! I'm... I'm excited too. 248 00:09:40,709 --> 00:09:43,543 It's just... don't you also sort of feel like, 249 00:09:43,612 --> 00:09:45,914 "Aah, I'm drowning! Ha ha!" 250 00:09:46,334 --> 00:09:48,215 Mine's kind of a purer excitement, 251 00:09:48,283 --> 00:09:49,681 without the drowning part. 252 00:09:50,352 --> 00:09:53,130 Yes... just... Jonah, please just don't listen to me, okay? 253 00:09:53,131 --> 00:09:55,237 I don't... I'm spinning out today. 254 00:09:55,238 --> 00:09:58,380 I just... the truth is, I lost a ring 255 00:09:58,420 --> 00:10:01,354 and I thought you took it, and I just, like... 256 00:10:01,383 --> 00:10:03,574 I got scared that you were thinking about, like, 257 00:10:03,599 --> 00:10:05,699 - proposing to me, and... - Wow. 258 00:10:05,768 --> 00:10:06,893 What? 259 00:10:06,894 --> 00:10:08,854 I just... I didn't realize that the idea 260 00:10:08,860 --> 00:10:11,709 of, um, marrying me was so horrifying. 261 00:10:11,710 --> 00:10:13,777 - No, no, that's not... - No, I mean, I'm just... I'm surprised 262 00:10:13,778 --> 00:10:16,121 because you asked me to move out with you. 263 00:10:16,122 --> 00:10:19,431 I mean, well, technically you offered to move with me. 264 00:10:19,432 --> 00:10:20,981 - Seriously? - And I love it! 265 00:10:21,050 --> 00:10:23,124 I loved the idea of you moving with me. 266 00:10:23,125 --> 00:10:25,752 I just... I didn't realize that that meant 267 00:10:25,781 --> 00:10:28,471 everything was gonna move so quickly. 268 00:10:29,257 --> 00:10:30,725 What are you... what's... what are you doing? 269 00:10:30,726 --> 00:10:32,559 Where's... where is this coming from? 270 00:10:33,893 --> 00:10:35,453 It's just... 271 00:10:39,745 --> 00:10:41,812 I married Adam because I felt like I had to. 272 00:10:41,837 --> 00:10:44,037 And that was the wrong thing to do. 273 00:10:44,106 --> 00:10:48,439 And I just feel like this move is pushing us down this path, 274 00:10:48,464 --> 00:10:51,157 and I don't think we'd be talking about marriage 275 00:10:51,159 --> 00:10:53,459 if I didn't get this job, right? 276 00:10:55,092 --> 00:10:56,185 I... 277 00:10:57,520 --> 00:11:00,756 No, yeah. You're probably right. 278 00:11:00,847 --> 00:11:04,062 Here is your ring back, by the way. 279 00:11:06,228 --> 00:11:08,228 Um, I'm gonna... I gotta get back to work. 280 00:11:08,253 --> 00:11:10,427 I will see you, uh, in a little bit. 281 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:23,475 Oh, hey, I'm coming back here to do some work. 282 00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:26,351 Uh-huh, the old "I'll check in the back for you" trick. 283 00:11:26,988 --> 00:11:28,148 It's all good. 284 00:11:28,149 --> 00:11:31,507 I kinda wanna hide away today too... it's been a rough one. 285 00:11:31,628 --> 00:11:35,157 Yeah... oh, hey, I apologize for Jonah's murder joke. 286 00:11:35,158 --> 00:11:37,347 I've been a little generous with my laughs. 287 00:11:37,348 --> 00:11:38,743 I'm just, you know, 288 00:11:38,744 --> 00:11:40,912 trying to make things nice in these last couple weeks. 289 00:11:40,937 --> 00:11:42,090 Guy's just amped up. 290 00:11:42,091 --> 00:11:43,925 I'm sure he'll level out once he gets out to California. 291 00:11:44,698 --> 00:11:46,899 Yeah, I mean, I'm not sure 292 00:11:46,924 --> 00:11:48,456 that's even happening anymore, but... 293 00:11:48,525 --> 00:11:50,888 What? Dude. 294 00:11:50,889 --> 00:11:53,828 I think he's ready for a much bigger step than I am. 295 00:11:53,897 --> 00:11:55,397 He's talking about marriage. 296 00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:57,076 I mean, you can't be that surprised 297 00:11:57,101 --> 00:11:58,500 that the guy wants to marry you, right? 298 00:11:58,569 --> 00:12:00,805 I mean, he's been in love with you since day one. 299 00:12:01,018 --> 00:12:03,181 You remember the whole stars on the ceiling thing? 300 00:12:03,206 --> 00:12:04,971 Of course I remember. I mean... 301 00:12:05,128 --> 00:12:07,145 which, by the way, I barely knew the guy. 302 00:12:07,146 --> 00:12:08,732 It could've been a little creepy. 303 00:12:08,757 --> 00:12:11,269 Oh, I totally see that. It's a big swing. 304 00:12:11,735 --> 00:12:12,971 But you're right. 305 00:12:12,996 --> 00:12:16,055 I mean, he's been all in since day one, 306 00:12:16,613 --> 00:12:22,155 and he has such a big heart and he's a good person and... 307 00:12:23,615 --> 00:12:25,427 God, I don't know what I'm doing. 308 00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:28,330 Well, I'm sure you'll figure something out. 309 00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:29,968 Thanks. 310 00:12:30,489 --> 00:12:31,900 I'm gonna play this game. 311 00:12:32,153 --> 00:12:33,339 Play away. 312 00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:34,873 Best friend? Jeez! 313 00:12:34,874 --> 00:12:37,050 I'm so thrilled you thought of me. 314 00:12:37,051 --> 00:12:38,651 You're just in the running, okay? 315 00:12:38,676 --> 00:12:40,387 And with you, I'm mostly interested in your ability 316 00:12:40,388 --> 00:12:42,221 to donate any organs I may need in the future. 317 00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:43,933 Well, I hope you don't need a vagina, 318 00:12:43,958 --> 00:12:46,137 because I'll be using it. 319 00:12:46,613 --> 00:12:48,186 Also, my kidneys aren't great. 320 00:12:49,496 --> 00:12:51,748 Hi, Amy. It's Glenn. 321 00:12:52,268 --> 00:12:55,826 I just wanted to say how very proud I, 322 00:12:56,756 --> 00:12:58,268 Glenn, am of you. 323 00:12:58,417 --> 00:13:00,917 Sorry, Glenn. Um, she can see you. 324 00:13:00,942 --> 00:13:02,775 So you don't have to keep saying your name. 325 00:13:03,094 --> 00:13:06,462 Oh, of course, right. She'll know. Okay. 326 00:13:06,633 --> 00:13:08,750 Hi Amy, it's me. 327 00:13:11,419 --> 00:13:12,757 Stop. 328 00:13:14,963 --> 00:13:17,197 Hey, there you are. 329 00:13:17,669 --> 00:13:19,002 I've been looking for you. 330 00:13:19,027 --> 00:13:22,286 I wanted to say I'm sorry 331 00:13:22,288 --> 00:13:23,985 and I love you, 332 00:13:24,087 --> 00:13:25,506 and I got you something. 333 00:13:30,678 --> 00:13:32,478 - Aqua socks? - Yeah. 334 00:13:32,503 --> 00:13:33,956 Well, I wanted to get you moccasins, 335 00:13:33,957 --> 00:13:35,240 but the only pair left in the store 336 00:13:35,241 --> 00:13:37,023 is covered with what I'm hoping is Silly Putty 337 00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:38,408 and not something from an animal. 338 00:13:38,442 --> 00:13:39,465 But you get it. 339 00:13:40,318 --> 00:13:41,683 I-I actually don't. 340 00:13:41,708 --> 00:13:45,521 It means I'm excited about California, 341 00:13:45,543 --> 00:13:48,527 and you and me and us in California! 342 00:13:48,552 --> 00:13:50,991 It's a gesture, Jonah. I'm gesturing. 343 00:13:51,088 --> 00:13:52,604 I'm doing the Jonah thing. 344 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,189 Okay, so you're saying... 345 00:13:54,192 --> 00:13:57,627 I'm saying maybe I'm wrong, and... and... and... 346 00:13:57,668 --> 00:13:59,962 and probably you're right, and we should just get married. 347 00:14:00,023 --> 00:14:02,390 Maybe not right away, or, you know, 348 00:14:02,420 --> 00:14:04,312 maybe not for a few years, but then eventually... 349 00:14:04,314 --> 00:14:06,812 Amy, Amy, do you wanna marry me? 350 00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:07,974 Are you... 351 00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:10,063 I'm not proposing to you. I'm asking a question. 352 00:14:10,064 --> 00:14:11,789 Do you wanna marry me? Yes or no? 353 00:14:11,790 --> 00:14:13,766 I... that's not a fair question! 354 00:14:13,767 --> 00:14:15,863 That's not fair? I'm blowing my life up for you. 355 00:14:15,864 --> 00:14:17,679 The least you could do is answer the question. 356 00:14:17,748 --> 00:14:19,748 - Do you wanna marry me? - I don't know! 357 00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:21,583 That's not answer! Yes or no? 358 00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:23,152 Then no! 359 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:29,197 No, Jonah... 360 00:14:29,586 --> 00:14:33,191 I don't know why I have to make this decision right now. 361 00:14:33,483 --> 00:14:35,388 Can't we just get to California 362 00:14:35,413 --> 00:14:37,172 and then we'll just see how it goes? 363 00:14:37,197 --> 00:14:38,791 I'm not coming to California. 364 00:14:39,244 --> 00:14:40,275 What? 365 00:14:40,300 --> 00:14:42,348 Amy, we've been together for years. 366 00:14:43,181 --> 00:14:45,747 We live together, we work together, 367 00:14:45,748 --> 00:14:47,496 we're raising Parker together. 368 00:14:47,497 --> 00:14:50,333 I don't know what else you need to know. 369 00:14:50,358 --> 00:14:53,837 And I think I deserve a little more than just see how it goes. 370 00:14:54,258 --> 00:14:55,871 Okay, then... then... 371 00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:57,696 then don't come to California. 372 00:14:57,721 --> 00:15:00,432 We can... we can do long-distance. 373 00:15:00,457 --> 00:15:02,766 We'll Zoom date, and you can have your couscous 374 00:15:02,791 --> 00:15:05,028 - and me with my Hot Pockets... - Amy. 375 00:15:05,663 --> 00:15:06,962 Please. 376 00:15:08,732 --> 00:15:10,221 I don't wanna lose you. 377 00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:13,731 When we first met, you told me that... 378 00:15:14,759 --> 00:15:19,455 all your days felt the same, and you felt trapped. 379 00:15:19,775 --> 00:15:21,852 And I don't wanna be the reason 380 00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:23,580 that you feel like that again. 381 00:15:30,028 --> 00:15:31,179 Jonah. 382 00:15:31,616 --> 00:15:32,935 What if I'm wrong? 383 00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:36,345 What if I get out there and I realize that I made a mistake? 384 00:15:37,435 --> 00:15:39,416 I'm guessing you'll know where to find me. 385 00:15:47,985 --> 00:15:51,286 - Aqua socks, Amy? [bleep] aqua socks? 386 00:15:52,860 --> 00:15:54,609 I hate you, 2020! 387 00:16:00,536 --> 00:16:02,824 And that's why you're the best, Amy. 388 00:16:03,174 --> 00:16:06,468 Yours, and warmest regards, 389 00:16:06,493 --> 00:16:09,377 Glenn... Sturgis. 390 00:16:17,606 --> 00:16:22,259 Hi Amy, thanks for looking out for me all these years. 391 00:16:22,997 --> 00:16:25,431 You were kinda like a second mom to me. 392 00:16:25,456 --> 00:16:27,422 You taught me so much. 393 00:16:27,447 --> 00:16:30,759 And now that you're moving away, 394 00:16:30,784 --> 00:16:32,917 it's kinda like you're saying, "Okay, Cheyenne, 395 00:16:32,919 --> 00:16:34,485 "like, you know it all now. 396 00:16:34,534 --> 00:16:36,176 You have nothing left to learn." 397 00:16:39,345 --> 00:16:41,311 You know, for me, this has always just been a job. 398 00:16:41,407 --> 00:16:43,441 - You know, a job I hated. - What? 399 00:16:43,443 --> 00:16:46,153 I'd clock in, do as little work as possible, clock out. 400 00:16:46,178 --> 00:16:48,753 And that's still gonna be the case, but... 401 00:16:49,502 --> 00:16:51,564 I'm just gonna hate it a little more without you here. 402 00:16:51,589 --> 00:16:52,957 Aww. 403 00:16:57,811 --> 00:16:59,139 - Aww. - Aww. 404 00:16:59,179 --> 00:17:02,110 Amy? I don't, uh... it doesn't ring a bell. 405 00:17:02,148 --> 00:17:03,551 There's an Amy that works here? 406 00:17:03,576 --> 00:17:04,846 Cloud 9? 407 00:17:05,128 --> 00:17:07,763 Just kidding. Dumb joke. 408 00:17:07,788 --> 00:17:11,133 Anyway, congrats. You're awesome. 409 00:17:11,134 --> 00:17:12,158 You're the best thing that ever happened to me, 410 00:17:12,159 --> 00:17:13,860 I love you, blah blah blah blah blah. 411 00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:16,605 I don't really need to say goodbye, 412 00:17:16,606 --> 00:17:18,751 so I will just say, 413 00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:20,882 "See you in California." 414 00:17:20,883 --> 00:17:22,049 Can't wait. 415 00:17:22,118 --> 00:17:23,250 - Aww. - Aww. 416 00:17:23,491 --> 00:17:24,829 Okay, my turn. 417 00:17:24,854 --> 00:17:26,253 Shh, guys, best part! 418 00:17:26,278 --> 00:17:29,200 Amy, you've done so much for me. 419 00:17:29,701 --> 00:17:31,188 You gave me this job, 420 00:17:32,155 --> 00:17:34,008 you've helped me through some... 421 00:17:34,816 --> 00:17:37,741 some hard times. and if it weren't for you, 422 00:17:37,742 --> 00:17:40,328 I never would've met my boyfriend. 423 00:17:40,353 --> 00:17:41,317 Right? 424 00:17:41,318 --> 00:17:42,956 Because even though I said, 425 00:17:42,981 --> 00:17:44,750 "Stop, I'm not gonna date your brother," 426 00:17:44,892 --> 00:17:47,651 even when it became a clear HR violation... 427 00:17:47,676 --> 00:17:49,215 - It is. - You just kept pushing. 428 00:17:49,311 --> 00:17:51,574 And, Amy, you were right. 429 00:17:52,181 --> 00:17:57,531 ? Who can say if I've been changed for the better? ? 430 00:17:57,872 --> 00:18:00,859 ? Because I knew you ? 431 00:18:00,995 --> 00:18:04,166 ? Because I knew you ? 432 00:18:04,327 --> 00:18:07,739 [harmonizing] ? Because I knew you ? 433 00:18:08,157 --> 00:18:13,135 ? I have been changed ? 434 00:18:13,602 --> 00:18:15,678 ? For good ? 435 00:18:17,114 --> 00:18:19,247 - That'll do, pig. - Excuse me? 436 00:18:25,844 --> 00:18:28,511 Oh, wow. All packed up. 437 00:18:28,626 --> 00:18:30,125 Yup, just about. 438 00:18:30,141 --> 00:18:32,106 Well, I wanted to give you something. 439 00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:37,761 Aww, that's pretty. Thank you. 440 00:18:37,786 --> 00:18:38,855 It's Myrtle. 441 00:18:39,263 --> 00:18:41,856 Remember how she always wanted to go out to California? 442 00:18:41,857 --> 00:18:43,275 So I talked to her family, 443 00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:45,333 and they said you can take her out there. 444 00:18:45,402 --> 00:18:47,369 You know, make her dreams come true. 445 00:18:47,438 --> 00:18:50,187 Oh, that's really sweet, actually. 446 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,906 Yeah, her sister said you got about a third of her in there. 447 00:18:53,092 --> 00:18:54,139 - Oh. - Yeah. 448 00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:55,250 And... and... 449 00:18:56,661 --> 00:18:58,360 I also wanted to give you this. 450 00:19:03,104 --> 00:19:05,237 An I-9? Thank you. 451 00:19:05,262 --> 00:19:09,152 It's your I-9 from when you were a summer hire, remember? 452 00:19:09,177 --> 00:19:12,678 And now here we are, 17 years later, 453 00:19:12,703 --> 00:19:15,508 and you're off to some fancy corporate job. 454 00:19:15,547 --> 00:19:17,606 I couldn't be prouder. 455 00:19:17,674 --> 00:19:19,428 I can't believe you saved this. 456 00:19:19,429 --> 00:19:23,588 Well, I always knew you were gonna be special. 457 00:19:25,322 --> 00:19:27,922 Also, I saved everyone's, for auditing purposes. 458 00:19:28,185 --> 00:19:30,485 Well, it's still very cool. 459 00:19:32,399 --> 00:19:34,933 It's gonna be really weird not seeing your face, 460 00:19:34,958 --> 00:19:38,404 'cause your face has just always been there. 461 00:19:45,743 --> 00:19:47,766 - Not yet! - Okay. 462 00:19:58,215 --> 00:19:59,648 Wow. 463 00:20:01,937 --> 00:20:04,219 It's a going-away present from me and Bo. 464 00:20:04,221 --> 00:20:06,365 We found a ton of fireworks at the dump. 465 00:20:06,390 --> 00:20:10,500 Ohh, Cheyenne, that's really sweet, thank you. 466 00:20:11,161 --> 00:20:12,928 You know you can call me, right? 467 00:20:12,996 --> 00:20:15,218 - For anything. - Oh, yeah. 468 00:20:15,243 --> 00:20:17,009 I probably won't call you, though. 469 00:20:17,034 --> 00:20:18,656 I'll just text, if that's okay. 470 00:20:19,136 --> 00:20:21,103 Yeah, no, I... that's what I meant. 471 00:20:21,171 --> 00:20:23,271 Okay. Ooh, I'm empty. 472 00:20:23,340 --> 00:20:24,997 Go get it. 473 00:20:32,249 --> 00:20:33,540 - Hey. - Hey. 474 00:20:33,541 --> 00:20:35,517 How's the search going? 475 00:20:35,518 --> 00:20:37,119 Eh, kinda striking out. 476 00:20:37,147 --> 00:20:38,714 I'm staring down the barrel of Sandra right now, 477 00:20:38,715 --> 00:20:40,766 so I think I may have to resort to the night shift. 478 00:20:40,791 --> 00:20:42,852 - Yikes. - How are you doing? 479 00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:44,772 The whole Jonah thing? 480 00:20:45,229 --> 00:20:46,645 Feels pretty bad. 481 00:20:47,064 --> 00:20:49,054 But also not wrong, so... 482 00:20:50,344 --> 00:20:51,614 I'll miss him. 483 00:20:52,801 --> 00:20:53,990 I'll miss you. 484 00:20:54,163 --> 00:20:55,292 Yeah. 485 00:20:55,485 --> 00:20:58,066 You know, the harder I try to replace you, 486 00:20:58,108 --> 00:20:59,798 the more I realize that, uh, 487 00:21:01,146 --> 00:21:02,773 maybe you're not replaceable. 488 00:21:03,024 --> 00:21:04,923 I don't know. I'm probably wrong. 489 00:21:04,948 --> 00:21:06,590 Yeah, just tired or something. 490 00:21:06,615 --> 00:21:08,876 That's... that's probably it. 491 00:21:08,877 --> 00:21:10,525 Yeah, I mean, we're still gonna see each other. 492 00:21:10,526 --> 00:21:12,150 Sure, I mean, I'm never going to California, 493 00:21:12,151 --> 00:21:13,722 but we can meet in Fort Collins. 494 00:21:13,790 --> 00:21:14,970 It's a deal. 495 00:21:18,587 --> 00:21:20,744 Thought you might need something a little stronger. 496 00:21:23,614 --> 00:21:24,958 Thanks. 497 00:21:25,049 --> 00:21:26,849 Want me to start talking trash about her? 498 00:21:26,902 --> 00:21:28,523 No, man, come on. 499 00:21:31,608 --> 00:21:33,074 Maybe tomorrow. 500 00:21:52,799 --> 00:21:57,601 Synced and corrected by hawken45 for www.addic7ed.com