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- How you doing over there?
- I'm good.

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- Really good.
- Good.

3
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Is it weird that I'm good?

4
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No, it's good that you're good.

5
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Good. Well, I'm good.

6
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Every mom dreams of
the day when they drop

7
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their 42-year-old daughter off
at the airport to go to school.

8
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And I did it all by myself.

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Hey, I'm here.

10
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- Oh, not the dropping off, the raising.
- Oh.

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I mean, I wasn't there the whole time.

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But I was definitely
there for the beginning.

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In and out during the middle,
and rock-solid from age 37 on,

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you know, the formative years.

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You have a lot to be proud of.

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Damn right. Georgetown Law School

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on a full scholarship.

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Phew. Lot of parents would be
in a puddle of tears right now,

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but you know what I think of them?

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Selfish.

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Not me, 'cause I'm focusing
on what she's gonna get,

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not what I'm gonna lose.

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Which is the most beautiful little girl

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a mother could ever have.

25
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And this is why I drove.

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Oh, please. You're gonna cry, too.

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Am not.

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The Father's Day card
she gave you last year?

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Why would you do that to me?

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'Cause you miss her as much as I do.

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I-I do!

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You want to go back and
watch the plane take off?

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- I do!
- Okay.

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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.addic7ed.com --

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- Bonnie, alcoholic.
- Hi, Bonnie.

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Well, it's been a month since
Adam and I became empty-nesters,

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and we are loving it.

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We learn something new
about each other every day.

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And we learn a lot about Christy, too.

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Apparently, she was the one
vacuuming the living room.

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And another thing we learned about her,

42
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she doesn't understand time zones.

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She's smart enough to get
a scholarship to law school,

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but she can't grasp the
fact that her 7:00 a.m.

45
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is my 4:00 a.m.

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She's constantly waking me up
'cause she can't subtract three.

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Well, my fault.

48
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I should've taken her to
kindergarten once in a while.

49
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Yeah, she's in law school. She's fine.

50
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That's it. Thanks.

51
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Now that Christy's gone,

52
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would you like me to roll my eyes

53
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a little bit more while you share?

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- Tammy?
- Tammy, alcoholic.

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Hi, Tammy.

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Uh, it's my birthday tomorrow.

57
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Uh, not a sober one, a
squeezing out of the womb one.

58
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Normally, I love my
birthday, but not this year.

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My dad tracked me down from
prison and sent me a card

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saying he's gonna call me tomorrow.

61
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What am I supposed to do with that?

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The man killed my mom.

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I haven't talked to him since I was 14.

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And I don't want to talk to him now.

65
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I know this program is
about second chances,

66
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but does that mean I
have to give him one?

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I mean... I don't know.

68
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I'm totally spinning
out over what to do.

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Thanks.

70
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Well, now I feel bad for sharing about

71
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how my Jacuzzi's not bubbly enough.

72
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You know, there's a place
where you can get free hot wings

73
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- on your birthday.
- Nice.

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Yeah, they give you a
free wing for every year.

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It's the only time I'm
honest about my age.

76
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Wow, it is a mess over here.

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I know. Christy really did a lot
more cleaning than we thought.

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Yeah, well, I'll pick up the slack.

79
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Great. She used to do the coffee urn.

80
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Oh, on it.

81
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Oh, I think we
should throw this one away

82
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and start over.

83
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Girls, don't forget Tammy's
surprise dinner tomorrow.

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Get there by 7:00 and
park the car around the corner.

85
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Good. You're as excited as I am.

86
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Brilliant idea. I'm gonna throw Tammy

87
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a surprise slumber party
tomorrow night at my house.

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- Love it.
- Sounds good.

89
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Bonnie, you know I've
been planning a dinner.

90
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- But my idea's better.
- Kind of is.

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I've been working on this for weeks.

92
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Well, I'm sorry, but she told me

93
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she really wanted a slumber party.

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When did she say that?

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When she was 14.

96
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But I'm sure it's still true.

97
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- Oh, damn it.
- What's up?

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I accidentally got
"It's a Girl!" balloons.

99
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Well, Tammy is a girl.

100
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I'm sorry, I know you don't like
me to look on the bright side.

101
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I really want to keep Tammy's
mind off her dad calling.

102
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This party has to be perfect,
and I messed up the decorations.

103
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Or you did that on purpose
so, when Jill gets here,

104
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she takes over and
does everything for you.

105
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Look, I didn't marry you
so you could get to know me.

106
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Hey. Hey.

107
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Oh, hey, Adam, are you staying

108
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for the ladies-only party
that's only for ladies?

109
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No, Gus and I are going fishing.

110
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That's code for drinking beer in a cabin

111
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and not fishing at all.

112
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She's not wrong. Have fun.

113
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Come on, Gus.

114
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He doesn't even own a rod.

115
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I'm gonna pick one
up at the liquor store!

116
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So...

117
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Am I seeing your decorations
in their entirety?

118
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No. I got baby shower balloons.

119
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Mm-hmm, taking over.

120
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Mm-hmm, letting you.

121
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What's this?

122
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It's the cake you asked me to bring.

123
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But it's from the grocery store.

124
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I thought you'd bake something.

125
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And I thought we'd be at
a nice dinner right now.

126
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Guess we were both wrong.

127
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We don't just go to bed, right?

128
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Don't look at me.

129
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My gosh, did none of you ever go

130
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to a slumber party when you were kids?

131
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- Foster care.
- No friends.

132
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I was strung out on horse.

133
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Oh. Well, lucky for you,

134
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I was extremely popular and
I will guide you through it.

135
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There is an ebb and
flow to a slumber party,

136
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not unlike a poem or a good massage.

137
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She's here. Big smiles.

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Not the pageant one, Jill, the real one.

139
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Hey. Remember what you
wanted for your 14th birthday?

140
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- A case of beer?
- No.

141
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- Curly hair?
- No. - True love?

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No. A slumber party. And here it is!

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Surprise!

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Oh, my God, you guys. This is amazing!

145
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Look at the flowers and balloons.

146
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And a sign with my name on it.

147
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Oh, there's no way this
could possibly be better.

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Unless we had a homemade cake.

149
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Never have I ever

150
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faked a toothache just to get nitrous.

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Oh.

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So, I drink if I've done it?

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Yes.

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We've been playing this
game for half an hour.

155
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How is this still a question for you?

156
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The sentence structure
is very confusing.

157
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It should really just
be "have you ever."

158
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Well, normally, you'd
play this game drunk,

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so grammar doesn't matter.

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Okay, let me try one.

161
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I have never, ever, never...

162
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Oy.

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- had sex in a church.
- Mm.

164
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Wait, it was a bris.
Do synagogues count?

165
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How about an Amish
guy at a barn raising?

166
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Any place where God is defiled.

167
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Hey, didn't you have sex at a funeral?

168
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I did, but it was at the cemetery.

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Thanks for remembering, though.

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You go, Bonnie.

171
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Oh, good luck finding
something you haven't done.

172
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Never have I ever eaten cat treats

173
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because I was curious.

174
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I knew it!

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- Tammy, go.
- No, no, I want to go again.

176
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Never have I ever

177
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killed something I was
supposed to be taking care of.

178
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I forgot to water your
ficus. Get over it.

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All 73 of your cats were
still alive, weren't they?

180
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What'd you kill, someone's buzz?

181
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- No. A man.
- TAMMY, BONNIE AND MARJORIE: What?

182
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Wait, did this just
segue into Murder Mystery?

183
00:08:02,925 --> 00:08:04,880
Because I did not authorize that.

184
00:08:05,522 --> 00:08:08,022
Last week, I had two patients in the ER

185
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and only one ICU bed.

186
00:08:09,950 --> 00:08:12,416
I advocated for one guy over the other,

187
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so the doctor took him first.

188
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By the time we found a bed,

189
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the other patient had died.

190
00:08:18,236 --> 00:08:20,667
Oh, sweetie, that's not your fault.

191
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You're a nurse. You have to prioritize

192
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based on who needs it more.

193
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But I'm not sure I did.

194
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The other guy was rude to me.

195
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I'm worried that I was playing God.

196
00:08:34,706 --> 00:08:37,309
No. You just have a really tough job.

197
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You didn't kill anybody. My dad,

198
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- on the other hand...
- New game. New game, Jill.

199
00:08:41,580 --> 00:08:43,780
Yeah. Okay. This one's my favorite.

200
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Tammy, you breathe really fast
until you get light-headed,

201
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and the rest of us will push
on your chest till you pass out.

202
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It's called Pass Out.

203
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As a medical professional,

204
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I am not sure I can allow this.

205
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As a sober person, I don't
think it's a good idea.

206
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Aw. I can't drink. I can't do drugs.

207
00:08:59,164 --> 00:09:01,698
Now I can't even have people
cut off my air supply for fun?

208
00:09:01,955 --> 00:09:03,239
Damn it.

209
00:09:05,833 --> 00:09:09,683
All right, ladies,
welcome to Sex Bucket.

210
00:09:10,733 --> 00:09:11,866
This contains the names

211
00:09:11,891 --> 00:09:13,754
of the men from our Wednesday meeting.

212
00:09:13,779 --> 00:09:15,833
When it is your turn,
you will pick two names

213
00:09:15,858 --> 00:09:17,395
and choose the one
you would sleep with.

214
00:09:17,420 --> 00:09:18,423
- Oh!
- Ah.

215
00:09:18,448 --> 00:09:20,005
- Birthday girl?
- Ooh, all right.

216
00:09:20,030 --> 00:09:22,129
Let's see.

217
00:09:22,154 --> 00:09:24,321
Vigorous Handshake Dave...

218
00:09:24,346 --> 00:09:26,146
versus

219
00:09:26,171 --> 00:09:27,503
Paul the Veteran.

220
00:09:27,528 --> 00:09:29,428
- Ooh.
- Ooh, that's tricky. Oh.

221
00:09:29,453 --> 00:09:31,328
I choose Paul. Don't love the beard,

222
00:09:31,353 --> 00:09:32,819
but thank you for your service.

223
00:09:34,333 --> 00:09:36,333
- Okay. My turn, my turn.
- Okay.

224
00:09:36,358 --> 00:09:37,957
All righty.

225
00:09:39,809 --> 00:09:43,211
- Angry Mark the Meditation Teacher...
- Uh-huh.

226
00:09:43,642 --> 00:09:45,108
Or Tight Jeans Tom.

227
00:09:45,133 --> 00:09:46,533
Hmm. Oh, I don't know.

228
00:09:46,712 --> 00:09:47,712
Just pick one.

229
00:09:47,779 --> 00:09:48,845
I prefer Tom,

230
00:09:48,870 --> 00:09:50,670
but there's a lot of self-adjusting.

231
00:09:50,770 --> 00:09:52,637
This isn't real.

232
00:09:52,662 --> 00:09:54,200
That doesn't mean it
couldn't lead to something.

233
00:09:54,225 --> 00:09:56,553
Okay, part of what makes
this game fun is pace.

234
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Marjorie, go.

235
00:09:57,836 --> 00:09:59,435
I don't want to play this game.

236
00:09:59,460 --> 00:10:01,635
If we as women want to be treated

237
00:10:01,660 --> 00:10:02,893
with respect and dignity,

238
00:10:02,918 --> 00:10:05,151
we shouldn't be sitting
here objectifying men.

239
00:10:05,176 --> 00:10:07,934
We're only objectifying the hot ones.

240
00:10:09,334 --> 00:10:11,763
Well done. You ruined Sex Bucket.

241
00:10:12,171 --> 00:10:14,004
Next game, Jill.

242
00:10:14,029 --> 00:10:15,295
All right. Truth or Dare.

243
00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:17,024
Love it! I'll go first. Dare.

244
00:10:17,775 --> 00:10:19,423
I have one.

245
00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:26,082
Hello.

246
00:10:26,524 --> 00:10:28,629
I would like to buy
one packet of condoms...

247
00:10:28,654 --> 00:10:30,420
Your smallest size...

248
00:10:30,445 --> 00:10:33,368
And every flavor of Slim Jim.

249
00:10:33,924 --> 00:10:36,665
And also, I would like to tell you this.

250
00:10:42,021 --> 00:10:46,313
? You make me feel ?

251
00:10:46,338 --> 00:10:50,688
? You make me feel like ?

252
00:10:50,721 --> 00:10:54,087
? A natural ?

253
00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:55,946
? Woman ?

254
00:10:55,971 --> 00:10:57,904
? Woman! ?

255
00:11:00,115 --> 00:11:02,815
All right, ring it up.
Let's end this nightmare.

256
00:11:11,230 --> 00:11:13,597
All right, you can take it off now.

257
00:11:15,551 --> 00:11:17,407
Oh, God.

258
00:11:17,432 --> 00:11:19,436
- Is that your dad?
- No, it's this guy

259
00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:22,368
who works at Home Depot...
He likes to talk dirty to me.

260
00:11:22,608 --> 00:11:24,774
Hey, Steve. I got to call you back.

261
00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:27,451
No, you're a whore. Gotta go.

262
00:11:30,092 --> 00:11:32,926
Okay, Jill, your turn. Truth or dare?

263
00:11:32,951 --> 00:11:34,501
Um, truth, please.

264
00:11:34,651 --> 00:11:37,252
How many times a week
do you and Andy have sex?

265
00:11:38,774 --> 00:11:40,234
12 to 15.

266
00:11:40,259 --> 00:11:42,158
- Oh, my God! Seriously?
- You lie!

267
00:11:42,183 --> 00:11:44,477
I don't even have sex 12 times a year.

268
00:11:46,404 --> 00:11:48,649
You could at least
pretend to be surprised.

269
00:11:49,968 --> 00:11:51,915
Wait. Don't you get bored?

270
00:11:51,940 --> 00:11:55,048
Nah. We mix it up with
toys and role play.

271
00:11:55,073 --> 00:11:58,141
My favorite is "upscale
Realtor at a very open house."

272
00:11:58,166 --> 00:11:59,499
Mmm.

273
00:11:59,755 --> 00:12:01,321
My mom was a Realtor.

274
00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:03,813
She used to let me stick
the signs in the lawn.

275
00:12:03,954 --> 00:12:06,159
I'd forgotten about that.

276
00:12:06,391 --> 00:12:07,761
Nice work, Jill.

277
00:12:08,277 --> 00:12:10,837
How was I supposed to know?

278
00:12:11,493 --> 00:12:13,493
Pillow fight!

279
00:12:18,974 --> 00:12:20,707
Whoa!

280
00:12:20,732 --> 00:12:22,732
Whoa. Whoa.

281
00:12:33,071 --> 00:12:34,621
What's wrong with you?

282
00:12:34,646 --> 00:12:37,580
What do you mean? She was whaling on me!

283
00:12:37,605 --> 00:12:39,423
Yeah, but you really crossed a line.

284
00:12:39,448 --> 00:12:42,285
We don't hit our
elders. They're brittle.

285
00:12:42,310 --> 00:12:44,611
You know what? Screw you guys.

286
00:12:54,930 --> 00:12:57,010
Don't worry, it's not a slumber party

287
00:12:57,035 --> 00:12:58,782
till somebody cries.

288
00:13:02,236 --> 00:13:04,422
Well, this party just went off a cliff.

289
00:13:04,447 --> 00:13:05,632
No, it's okay.

290
00:13:05,657 --> 00:13:07,815
This is the part where we pick sides.

291
00:13:07,899 --> 00:13:10,390
We're not 12. We're not picking sides.

292
00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:12,089
I'm gonna go check on Bonnie.

293
00:13:12,114 --> 00:13:13,844
I'll check on Marjorie.

294
00:13:15,123 --> 00:13:17,649
Well, we just picked sides, but okay.

295
00:13:20,079 --> 00:13:23,736
Bonnie makes me angry
in a way no one else can.

296
00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:25,995
Maybe I hit her too
hard with the pillow,

297
00:13:26,020 --> 00:13:28,587
but a woman can only take so much.

298
00:13:29,345 --> 00:13:32,399
Marjorie, it isn't safe
to eat raw cookie dough.

299
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:34,798
Seriously?

300
00:13:35,362 --> 00:13:37,262
You're worried about cookie dough?

301
00:13:37,465 --> 00:13:40,066
I used to huff bug spray.

302
00:13:41,490 --> 00:13:43,189
I'm sorry that tonight got messed up.

303
00:13:43,214 --> 00:13:45,180
I just wanted to keep
your mind off your dad.

304
00:13:45,205 --> 00:13:47,171
It did. A little.

305
00:13:47,718 --> 00:13:49,018
Not at all.

306
00:13:49,043 --> 00:13:50,576
But I appreciate it.

307
00:13:50,832 --> 00:13:52,915
I honestly don't know what
I'm gonna do if he calls.

308
00:13:52,940 --> 00:13:54,930
Well, whatever you decide,
I got your back.

309
00:13:54,955 --> 00:13:57,384
- And I got yours.
- Good. 'Cause what do you want to bet

310
00:13:57,409 --> 00:13:59,876
Marjorie's out there talking
smack about me right now?

311
00:13:59,901 --> 00:14:01,267
No, she's not.

312
00:14:01,292 --> 00:14:03,026
Yes, she is.

313
00:14:03,568 --> 00:14:05,468
Sorry, I've been spying on both sides.

314
00:14:05,493 --> 00:14:06,906
- Well, come on in.
- Okay.

315
00:14:06,931 --> 00:14:10,299
This is really turning out to be a
great slumber party. I was worried

316
00:14:10,323 --> 00:14:12,796
without wine coolers and boys
sneaking in, it was gonna suck.

317
00:14:12,821 --> 00:14:14,421
Well, I'm beginning
to think that getting

318
00:14:14,446 --> 00:14:16,406
a bunch of alcoholics
together to act like teenagers

319
00:14:16,431 --> 00:14:17,564
was a bad idea.

320
00:14:17,589 --> 00:14:18,734
So what now?

321
00:14:18,929 --> 00:14:20,367
Well, Bonnie's got to go out there

322
00:14:20,392 --> 00:14:21,502
and beg for Marjorie's forgiveness,

323
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:22,967
and then when Marjorie goes to sleep,

324
00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:25,921
we have to put her hand in
hot water so she pees herself.

325
00:14:26,683 --> 00:14:28,683
Your call, big sauce.

326
00:14:28,708 --> 00:14:30,546
Well, that's pretty immature.

327
00:14:30,571 --> 00:14:32,170
- I love it.
- Aah!

328
00:14:33,708 --> 00:14:35,541
Oops. I'm sorry.

329
00:14:36,351 --> 00:14:39,601
- What's going on?
- I'm calling an Uber and going home.

330
00:14:39,626 --> 00:14:41,085
Pissed off and leaving early?

331
00:14:41,110 --> 00:14:42,788
For women who have never
been to a slumber party,

332
00:14:42,813 --> 00:14:44,346
you're sure checking all the boxes.

333
00:14:44,723 --> 00:14:45,874
Oh, come on.

334
00:14:45,899 --> 00:14:48,038
Can't we just let this
go and have some fun?

335
00:14:48,965 --> 00:14:50,565
How about you dare
me to go to Jiffy Lube

336
00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,070
and say I didn't know it was for cars?

337
00:14:53,140 --> 00:14:55,584
Tammy, I'll bake you a cake tomorrow

338
00:14:55,609 --> 00:14:57,176
and we'll celebrate.

339
00:14:59,287 --> 00:15:01,312
Actually, I think I'm gonna go, too.

340
00:15:01,337 --> 00:15:03,109
Maybe we should just call it a night.

341
00:15:03,140 --> 00:15:06,208
We haven't even talked anybody
into cutting their hair yet.

342
00:15:06,233 --> 00:15:07,833
Nobody is going anywhere.

343
00:15:09,671 --> 00:15:11,757
- Hey!
- I don't want to hear it, Bonnie.

344
00:15:11,782 --> 00:15:12,902
What is wrong with you?

345
00:15:12,927 --> 00:15:14,727
Why are you being
such a grouchy, grumpy,

346
00:15:14,752 --> 00:15:17,286
grocery-store-cake-buying sourpuss?

347
00:15:18,366 --> 00:15:19,810
My doctor told me

348
00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:21,690
that I have something
wrong with my heart.

349
00:15:21,715 --> 00:15:22,968
I love you so much.

350
00:15:22,993 --> 00:15:25,060
You have to live forever.

351
00:15:28,476 --> 00:15:31,220
Put your meat sticks down.
Marjorie needs a heart transplant.

352
00:15:31,624 --> 00:15:34,680
No. It's nothing like that.

353
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:37,968
I need a stent
put in my existing heart.

354
00:15:37,993 --> 00:15:40,326
- Oh, my God.
- That's so awful.

355
00:15:40,716 --> 00:15:43,651
But still, that was no excuse
for hitting you like that.

356
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,409
Bonnie, I'm sorry.

357
00:15:45,546 --> 00:15:48,322
I guess I just didn't
realize how afraid I am.

358
00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:49,992
I forgive you. And I
won't make you pee yourself

359
00:15:50,016 --> 00:15:51,016
when you fall asleep.

360
00:15:51,041 --> 00:15:52,741
- What?
- What?

361
00:15:53,733 --> 00:15:55,233
Why didn't you tell us?

362
00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:57,498
'Cause it's Tammy's birthday...
I didn't want to ruin it.

363
00:15:57,523 --> 00:15:59,085
Honestly, there's no ruining it.

364
00:15:59,110 --> 00:16:01,343
I've been freaked out
myself all night long.

365
00:16:01,368 --> 00:16:04,294
Every time my phone makes
a noise, my heart stops.

366
00:16:04,405 --> 00:16:05,871
Sorry, Marjorie.

367
00:16:07,226 --> 00:16:08,226
New game.

368
00:16:08,278 --> 00:16:10,359
It's okay, Jill... That ship has sailed.

369
00:16:10,384 --> 00:16:11,917
Nope. This one's called Fear Bucket.

370
00:16:11,942 --> 00:16:13,442
I just made it up.

371
00:16:14,984 --> 00:16:16,951
Ah. These were for Pictionary,
but I'm gonna pivot.

372
00:16:17,288 --> 00:16:18,909
Write down your deepest fears,

373
00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:21,735
and we are gonna set 'em on
fire so they lose their power.

374
00:16:22,092 --> 00:16:23,991
Be honest.

375
00:16:24,457 --> 00:16:26,758
And they can't all be: "I'm
afraid Marjorie's gonna die."

376
00:16:33,195 --> 00:16:35,793
"I'm afraid of making a mistake at work

377
00:16:35,818 --> 00:16:37,484
and hurting someone."

378
00:16:39,648 --> 00:16:40,674
"I'm afraid

379
00:16:40,699 --> 00:16:43,167
"if I don't take my dad's
call, I'm gonna regret it,

380
00:16:43,192 --> 00:16:45,425
"and I'm afraid if I answer the call,

381
00:16:45,682 --> 00:16:47,554
I'll be betraying my mother."

382
00:16:49,572 --> 00:16:51,886
"I'm afraid Andy and I
are having so much sex

383
00:16:51,911 --> 00:16:54,843
because we have nothing to talk about."

384
00:16:56,132 --> 00:16:58,549
"I'm afraid I'm not going to get to see

385
00:16:58,574 --> 00:17:00,073
my granddaughter grow up."

386
00:17:02,707 --> 00:17:04,440
"I'm afraid of spiders."

387
00:17:07,570 --> 00:17:08,936
"I'm afraid the people in this group

388
00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:10,794
don't know how much I love them."

389
00:17:10,819 --> 00:17:11,985
Aw...

390
00:17:12,010 --> 00:17:13,877
Shut up. I meant to write spiders.

391
00:17:15,156 --> 00:17:17,678
Is it just me, or is this the
best game we've played all night?

392
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,470
- I loved it.
- Absolutely. - Absolutely.

393
00:17:19,587 --> 00:17:22,054
We should put some
hot dogs on them fears.

394
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:29,721
It's him. I still don't know what to do.

395
00:17:29,746 --> 00:17:30,545
Got your back.

396
00:17:32,870 --> 00:17:34,003
Hello?

397
00:17:34,488 --> 00:17:36,171
Yes, I'll accept the call.

398
00:17:37,945 --> 00:17:39,478
Yeah. Hi.

399
00:17:40,124 --> 00:17:42,103
Well, I wasn't gonna,

400
00:17:42,128 --> 00:17:43,656
but here I am.

401
00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:45,531
So...

402
00:17:45,994 --> 00:17:47,600
what's new with you?

403
00:17:49,445 --> 00:17:51,579
Really? I'm sober, too.

404
00:17:52,327 --> 00:17:54,571
Yeah, almost three years, yeah.

405
00:17:54,596 --> 00:17:56,937
Wow, that's a long time.

406
00:17:57,692 --> 00:17:59,062
Good for you.

407
00:18:00,756 --> 00:18:02,249
Look, um...

408
00:18:02,968 --> 00:18:05,952
I'm with my friends, so I can't
really talk right now, but...

409
00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:10,070
Thank you for remembering my birthday.

410
00:18:10,738 --> 00:18:12,471
Okay, bye.

411
00:18:22,398 --> 00:18:25,406
My back is gonna
hate me in the morning.

412
00:18:25,431 --> 00:18:27,765
My left ass cheek is totally numb.

413
00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:30,615
We may be too old to sleep on the floor.

414
00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:32,607
Why does Marjorie get the couch?

415
00:18:32,632 --> 00:18:34,565
Because she's dying.

416
00:18:36,070 --> 00:18:39,691
I'm not dying and I'm not deaf.

417
00:18:39,793 --> 00:18:41,893
Although lately I've been having trouble

418
00:18:41,918 --> 00:18:43,656
in noisy restaurants.

419
00:18:44,876 --> 00:18:46,698
Guys, it's almost 4:00 a.m.

420
00:18:46,723 --> 00:18:48,289
We've got to go to sleep.

421
00:18:48,468 --> 00:18:51,469
Jill's right. We're gonna
be so cranky in the morning.

422
00:18:51,494 --> 00:18:54,195
Thanks for the best
birthday ever, you guys.

423
00:18:54,297 --> 00:18:55,663
Good night.

424
00:18:55,688 --> 00:18:57,288
- Good night.
- Good night.

425
00:18:57,313 --> 00:18:59,346
- Good night. - Night.
- Good night.

426
00:19:03,377 --> 00:19:05,093
Unbelievable.

427
00:19:06,543 --> 00:19:08,042
Hi, Christy.

428
00:19:08,221 --> 00:19:10,088
No. I'm up.

429
00:19:10,113 --> 00:19:11,412
How's it going, honey?

430
00:19:11,437 --> 00:19:15,070
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