1 00:00:04,098 --> 00:00:05,545 _ 2 00:00:05,546 --> 00:00:09,649 I just don't understand why you have to move to California. 3 00:00:09,674 --> 00:00:11,633 Because the job is with Zephra, 4 00:00:11,654 --> 00:00:13,276 and Zephra's in California. 5 00:00:13,278 --> 00:00:14,960 Okay, maybe I'm not following 6 00:00:14,985 --> 00:00:16,955 because my whole face has gone numb 7 00:00:17,002 --> 00:00:18,601 and I just hear my own blood. 8 00:00:18,801 --> 00:00:20,569 Wait. Is Jonah going too? 9 00:00:20,629 --> 00:00:22,192 I think I would have gotten the heads up 10 00:00:22,194 --> 00:00:23,619 if Jonah were leaving, and I didn't. 11 00:00:23,644 --> 00:00:25,755 So he's not, so we can just stop talking about it. 12 00:00:25,757 --> 00:00:27,963 Actually, uh, yes. I am. 13 00:00:27,988 --> 00:00:29,098 I'm going, so... 14 00:00:29,972 --> 00:00:31,745 - Ahh. - , yeah! 15 00:00:32,255 --> 00:00:33,756 Together, baby! 16 00:00:33,758 --> 00:00:35,825 All you haters can suck it! 17 00:00:36,457 --> 00:00:38,594 So when do you become a soulless suit 18 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:39,929 and forget about the little guy? 19 00:00:39,931 --> 00:00:41,320 No, it's not... 20 00:00:41,379 --> 00:00:43,672 the whole job is being a liaison to Cloud 9, 21 00:00:43,705 --> 00:00:46,234 so I'm still gonna be working with you guys. 22 00:00:46,235 --> 00:00:48,387 And they're still ironing out the details, 23 00:00:48,388 --> 00:00:50,235 but it'll probably be soon. 24 00:00:50,260 --> 00:00:51,260 Damn it! 25 00:00:51,373 --> 00:00:53,583 Oh, not the California thing. I already knew about that. 26 00:00:53,718 --> 00:00:56,237 I actually knew before Jonah. So, no big deal. 27 00:00:56,238 --> 00:00:57,680 But Brian just texted. 28 00:00:57,682 --> 00:01:00,283 We're supposed to be going to the Aloha Thunder Indoor Waterpark 29 00:01:00,285 --> 00:01:01,152 for a sex weekend, 30 00:01:01,153 --> 00:01:02,585 but it turns out they're closing. 31 00:01:02,587 --> 00:01:04,874 Seems like this coronavirus deal is spreading. 32 00:01:04,875 --> 00:01:06,289 Whoa! The NBA just announced 33 00:01:06,291 --> 00:01:07,593 they're suspending the season. 34 00:01:07,618 --> 00:01:08,825 - What? - Wow. 35 00:01:08,827 --> 00:01:10,159 More cases are popping up 36 00:01:10,161 --> 00:01:12,328 in Oregon, Washington, New York... 37 00:01:12,330 --> 00:01:15,159 You guys, Tom Hanks has it! 38 00:01:15,184 --> 00:01:17,099 What? No! 39 00:01:17,226 --> 00:01:18,559 What about Rita? 40 00:01:18,584 --> 00:01:20,309 Does it say anything about Rita? 41 00:01:24,402 --> 00:01:25,875 - Ahh... - Damn. 42 00:01:26,297 --> 00:01:31,257 credits 43 00:01:32,671 --> 00:01:34,471 - And Zephra is adamant that we follow - _ 44 00:01:34,473 --> 00:01:36,840 the CDC recommendation of washing your hands 45 00:01:36,842 --> 00:01:39,605 for a full 20 seconds. 46 00:01:39,699 --> 00:01:40,749 20 seconds? 47 00:01:40,750 --> 00:01:42,533 That's, like, literally forever. 48 00:01:42,534 --> 00:01:44,906 It's about the length of two "Happy Birthdays." 49 00:01:44,907 --> 00:01:46,679 So just sing that, and you'll be fine. 50 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:47,946 Yeah, but whose name do we insert? 51 00:01:47,948 --> 00:01:49,480 I have a friend named Ty, and I have a friend 52 00:01:49,482 --> 00:01:50,982 named Alexandrina Geneviva. 53 00:01:50,984 --> 00:01:52,884 Those are two wildly different time frames. 54 00:01:52,886 --> 00:01:55,253 Just say... the name Emma. 55 00:01:55,255 --> 00:01:57,339 Oh, God. Is this your way of making us 56 00:01:57,340 --> 00:01:59,450 sing "Happy Birthday" to Emma because all of her friends 57 00:01:59,451 --> 00:02:00,842 ditched her on her birthday this year? 58 00:02:00,962 --> 00:02:02,841 No, that didn't happen. 59 00:02:02,842 --> 00:02:04,709 Emma is very popular, 60 00:02:04,710 --> 00:02:07,878 and she's dating a very cute boy named Braydon. 61 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:08,880 Very cute. 62 00:02:09,020 --> 00:02:10,468 I don't mean cute like I think he's hot, 63 00:02:10,493 --> 00:02:12,478 because I'm an adult and that would be weird. 64 00:02:12,503 --> 00:02:14,479 Whatever... just wash your hands! There's a virus. 65 00:02:14,782 --> 00:02:16,682 Hey, any update on when you two lovebirds 66 00:02:16,716 --> 00:02:17,743 are moving to Cali? 67 00:02:17,964 --> 00:02:19,230 Well, um... 68 00:02:19,326 --> 00:02:22,026 with all of this craziness, they've pushed my start date. 69 00:02:22,054 --> 00:02:23,754 So it's all a little up in the air. 70 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:25,473 Just like this virus. 71 00:02:25,474 --> 00:02:27,374 Just kidding. It's not airborne. 72 00:02:27,399 --> 00:02:29,277 Well, we don't know that. It could be. Anyway. 73 00:02:29,302 --> 00:02:31,389 Oh, my God. Hey, everyone's overreacting. 74 00:02:31,712 --> 00:02:32,872 I mean, no friggin' way 75 00:02:32,874 --> 00:02:34,693 I'm missing out on spring break this year. 76 00:02:34,694 --> 00:02:36,837 Actually, the latest articles are saying 77 00:02:36,839 --> 00:02:38,239 that washing your hands isn't enough. 78 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:39,779 We should be wearing face coverings, 79 00:02:39,780 --> 00:02:40,951 avoiding large groups. 80 00:02:40,952 --> 00:02:42,576 Like, say, 50 plus employees 81 00:02:42,578 --> 00:02:44,078 and an endless stream of customers? 82 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:45,613 That sounds like here. 83 00:02:45,615 --> 00:02:48,349 Yeah, um... I'll call Zephra. 84 00:02:48,351 --> 00:02:50,736 I'm sure they have more guidelines for us. 85 00:02:50,804 --> 00:02:52,958 But for now, they want everybody to know 86 00:02:53,110 --> 00:02:56,229 that, "We value our employees' dedication." 87 00:02:56,230 --> 00:02:58,816 "You are essential, and the true heroes 88 00:02:58,817 --> 00:03:00,263 during this chaotic time." 89 00:03:01,253 --> 00:03:02,299 Excuse me? 90 00:03:02,324 --> 00:03:05,167 The SVP of Company Communications, 91 00:03:05,168 --> 00:03:07,668 Sandy Sugarman, just called us heroes? 92 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:10,119 It's about damn time. 93 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:11,120 Yeah! 94 00:03:11,244 --> 00:03:13,353 Are we still heroes if we definitely wouldn't be here 95 00:03:13,354 --> 00:03:14,418 if we didn't have to be? 96 00:03:14,511 --> 00:03:15,518 I can keep this, right? 97 00:03:15,519 --> 00:03:17,435 You don't care if I keep this, do ya? 98 00:03:24,366 --> 00:03:25,844 What happened to the café? 99 00:03:25,846 --> 00:03:26,846 Oh, um... 100 00:03:26,871 --> 00:03:28,781 the governor shut down all indoor dining. 101 00:03:28,806 --> 00:03:30,849 Damn. This is my favorite restaurant. 102 00:03:31,616 --> 00:03:33,351 Uh, are y... are you serious? 103 00:03:33,353 --> 00:03:34,587 - Jonah, just let it go. - No, no, no. 104 00:03:34,589 --> 00:03:35,906 Today's restaurant landscape? 105 00:03:35,926 --> 00:03:37,498 Have you tried Barrell and Sage? 106 00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:38,832 If you give me your email address, 107 00:03:38,834 --> 00:03:40,033 I can send you my list. 108 00:03:41,137 --> 00:03:42,983 Let's go, sir. No lingering. 109 00:03:42,984 --> 00:03:44,938 Just pick a conditioner and keep moving. 110 00:03:44,940 --> 00:03:47,081 Nope, nope. You're fine, sir. 111 00:03:47,082 --> 00:03:48,915 Take all of the time you need. 112 00:03:48,917 --> 00:03:50,286 Ah, he's just putting on a show. 113 00:03:50,287 --> 00:03:53,183 We all know he's just using it to masturbate. 114 00:03:53,184 --> 00:03:54,306 Okay, Dina? 115 00:03:54,534 --> 00:03:56,189 Our customers are already on edge. 116 00:03:56,191 --> 00:03:57,677 They don't need us blowing whistles 117 00:03:57,678 --> 00:04:00,159 and yelling at them about masturbation. 118 00:04:00,161 --> 00:04:02,628 Hard disagree. You heard Sugarman. 119 00:04:02,630 --> 00:04:04,130 We are essential. 120 00:04:04,269 --> 00:04:06,402 Customers are like sheep looking for guidance. 121 00:04:06,427 --> 00:04:09,102 Without leaders, sheep start to eat each other. 122 00:04:09,104 --> 00:04:10,837 So, unless one of us leads, 123 00:04:10,839 --> 00:04:12,238 this place is gonna be littered in haggis 124 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:13,375 from here to Sunday. 125 00:04:14,496 --> 00:04:16,657 All right, soft hands. Get goin'. 126 00:04:19,114 --> 00:04:20,837 Sorry. Where's the bottled water? 127 00:04:20,838 --> 00:04:22,281 Oh! That'll be in grocery. 128 00:04:22,283 --> 00:04:23,969 Just down there and to your left. 129 00:04:23,970 --> 00:04:25,511 - Thanks. - Oh, come on. 130 00:04:25,536 --> 00:04:26,934 I'm not a hero. 131 00:04:28,910 --> 00:04:30,556 I'm not a hero! 132 00:04:31,478 --> 00:04:32,670 I guess I'm kinda lucky 133 00:04:32,695 --> 00:04:34,631 because now that all concerts are shut down, 134 00:04:34,656 --> 00:04:37,423 I don't have to throw that huge, illegal music festival 135 00:04:37,448 --> 00:04:39,787 for my birthday that I charge people for. 136 00:04:40,276 --> 00:04:41,855 I don't think I knew about that. 137 00:04:41,856 --> 00:04:43,728 Oh, really? Tickets are still available. 138 00:04:43,753 --> 00:04:45,042 You should check it out. 139 00:04:46,049 --> 00:04:47,459 Hey, they still have some! 140 00:04:47,460 --> 00:04:49,489 Oh, um, sir? If you just wanna wait, 141 00:04:49,490 --> 00:04:50,845 we're gonna, um... 142 00:04:50,876 --> 00:04:52,644 If you just give us one second... 143 00:04:52,645 --> 00:04:55,501 We're gonna put it out, so just be chill. 144 00:04:55,945 --> 00:04:57,185 Attention shoppers. 145 00:04:57,210 --> 00:04:59,796 We ask that you please not physically wrestle things 146 00:04:59,821 --> 00:05:00,999 from your fellow customers. 147 00:05:01,024 --> 00:05:02,998 There's a highly contractable virus out there 148 00:05:03,023 --> 00:05:05,330 that our country does not have a hold of. 149 00:05:06,214 --> 00:05:07,707 No all you are listening, huh? 150 00:05:07,803 --> 00:05:09,752 All right. Enjoy the apocalypse. 151 00:05:09,994 --> 00:05:12,418 Looks like the sheep are starting to eat each other. 152 00:05:12,419 --> 00:05:14,153 Do sheep eat each other? 153 00:05:14,154 --> 00:05:15,436 Isn't that what haggis is? 154 00:05:15,463 --> 00:05:16,943 I don't know, Dina said something. 155 00:05:16,945 --> 00:05:17,978 Hey, Mateo? 156 00:05:18,003 --> 00:05:19,786 Did Zephra get back to me about the guidelines? 157 00:05:19,992 --> 00:05:23,026 Oh, yeah. They sent over a very detailed, step-by-step... 158 00:05:23,242 --> 00:05:24,918 they're drowning over there. 159 00:05:25,297 --> 00:05:26,796 Very helpful. Thank you. 160 00:05:28,734 --> 00:05:30,035 Sandra? What... 161 00:05:33,531 --> 00:05:36,096 Okay, well, if they're not gonna help us, 162 00:05:36,121 --> 00:05:38,589 then we're gonna have to figure this out ourselves. 163 00:05:40,393 --> 00:05:41,868 Okay, listen up! 164 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:44,203 Everybody in single-file lines. 165 00:05:44,205 --> 00:05:46,540 The only people grabbing anything off the shelves 166 00:05:46,585 --> 00:05:47,840 are the employees, 167 00:05:47,865 --> 00:05:49,732 and once you receive your items, 168 00:05:49,820 --> 00:05:51,887 please proceed to checkout. 169 00:05:53,214 --> 00:05:54,781 Okay. Great. 170 00:05:54,783 --> 00:05:56,339 We've got this under control. 171 00:05:56,364 --> 00:05:57,383 Oh, yeah. Totally. 172 00:05:57,385 --> 00:05:58,985 I mean, and this is just temporary, so... 173 00:05:58,987 --> 00:06:00,045 Totally! 174 00:06:00,046 --> 00:06:02,155 I mean, couple weeks, we'll be back to normal. 175 00:06:05,074 --> 00:06:07,578 _ 176 00:06:08,366 --> 00:06:11,521 So, whenever at all possible, you must remain 6 feet apart. 177 00:06:11,546 --> 00:06:13,146 Well, is it 6 feet from, like, 178 00:06:13,148 --> 00:06:14,480 the center of our bodies 179 00:06:14,482 --> 00:06:16,115 or from, like, where our bodies end? 180 00:06:16,117 --> 00:06:17,683 Great question. Um... 181 00:06:17,685 --> 00:06:19,752 I'm gonna say start measuring from nips and tips. 182 00:06:19,754 --> 00:06:21,938 Sorry, are the men measuring from the nips or the tips? 183 00:06:21,963 --> 00:06:23,689 I think women nips, men tips. 184 00:06:23,691 --> 00:06:24,957 Yeah. 185 00:06:24,959 --> 00:06:26,016 So... ooh. 186 00:06:27,266 --> 00:06:29,295 Okay! Thank you, Dina. 187 00:06:29,297 --> 00:06:32,100 So, first off, Marcus tested positive for COVID 188 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:34,656 after attending a spring break party on the lake. 189 00:06:34,681 --> 00:06:36,772 So if any of you have been hanging out with Marcus, 190 00:06:36,797 --> 00:06:37,951 you should leave now. 191 00:06:39,501 --> 00:06:41,720 Yeah, that's what I thought. I just had to ask. 192 00:06:41,745 --> 00:06:43,376 Okay, um, some good news. 193 00:06:43,378 --> 00:06:45,443 Oh, my God. You're pregnant. 194 00:06:45,468 --> 00:06:46,946 Jesus, Amy! Again? 195 00:06:46,971 --> 00:06:48,106 - No! - Is it Adam's? 196 00:06:48,131 --> 00:06:50,465 - What? No! - Why would it be Adam's? 197 00:06:50,467 --> 00:06:51,590 It's usually Adam's. 198 00:06:51,615 --> 00:06:53,665 I'm not pregnant. 199 00:06:53,763 --> 00:06:55,196 I was going to say 200 00:06:55,198 --> 00:06:57,909 Zephra finally sent over the safety protocols. 201 00:06:58,857 --> 00:06:59,881 Yay. 202 00:06:59,906 --> 00:07:02,448 So, employees must wipe down 203 00:07:02,473 --> 00:07:05,834 the register and credit card machine after each customer 204 00:07:05,859 --> 00:07:09,551 as well as every rolling cart, door knob, bathroom door, 205 00:07:09,576 --> 00:07:12,259 electronic device, and product. 206 00:07:12,637 --> 00:07:15,617 Oh, okay. So everything the air touches. 207 00:07:15,618 --> 00:07:17,051 Got it. Easy. 208 00:07:17,053 --> 00:07:19,056 We're also required to wear masks. 209 00:07:19,081 --> 00:07:21,073 Will they be providing us with masks? 210 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:22,426 Because I just have this one, 211 00:07:22,427 --> 00:07:24,067 and I've been tonguing it like crazy. 212 00:07:24,092 --> 00:07:25,358 Well, don't. 213 00:07:25,997 --> 00:07:28,270 And, no, they're focused on 214 00:07:28,295 --> 00:07:30,828 donating masks and PPE to local hospitals. 215 00:07:30,853 --> 00:07:32,230 So no extra protection? 216 00:07:32,255 --> 00:07:34,055 I'm like a sitting duck in customer service. 217 00:07:34,133 --> 00:07:35,482 You have any idea how wet-lipped 218 00:07:35,483 --> 00:07:36,733 the community is here? 219 00:07:36,735 --> 00:07:38,330 - That's a good point. - Very moist. 220 00:07:38,355 --> 00:07:41,776 Guys, look. I know that this is hard. 221 00:07:41,777 --> 00:07:43,284 But if anybody needs anything, 222 00:07:43,309 --> 00:07:45,425 come to me and I will do everything I can 223 00:07:45,450 --> 00:07:46,502 to keep you safe. 224 00:07:46,787 --> 00:07:48,666 Also, Zephra wants to reiterate 225 00:07:48,691 --> 00:07:51,467 that Cloud 9 employees are the true heroes of the Zephra family. 226 00:07:51,492 --> 00:07:53,192 - Damn right! - Oh, you got that right! 227 00:07:53,217 --> 00:07:54,683 No, Glenn! 6 feet! 228 00:07:56,743 --> 00:07:57,898 Oh, sorry. 229 00:07:57,923 --> 00:08:00,824 We're limiting toilet paper to one pack per household. 230 00:08:01,021 --> 00:08:03,188 My kids have separate households. 231 00:08:03,804 --> 00:08:04,556 There's, like, 232 00:08:04,557 --> 00:08:06,689 no way that baby has its own household. 233 00:08:06,714 --> 00:08:08,486 This is so unfair! 234 00:08:08,511 --> 00:08:10,344 I know, there's never any left for us to buy 235 00:08:10,369 --> 00:08:11,969 - at the end of the shift. - Bo and I have had to 236 00:08:11,994 --> 00:08:13,165 start using newspaper. 237 00:08:13,190 --> 00:08:16,145 The ink's starting to turn our butts weird colors. 238 00:08:16,170 --> 00:08:18,075 Which is cool, but probably not healthy. 239 00:08:19,198 --> 00:08:20,664 What if we... 240 00:08:20,771 --> 00:08:23,247 set a pack aside somewhere, out of sight, 241 00:08:23,272 --> 00:08:25,672 then at the end of the day, we split it? 242 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:28,187 Oh, man. We totally should. 243 00:08:28,212 --> 00:08:29,717 And it's not like we're stealing. 244 00:08:29,742 --> 00:08:31,242 We're still gonna pay for it. 245 00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:32,820 - Of course. - You know what? 246 00:08:32,845 --> 00:08:36,180 Maybe we should also put aside some Dinosaur mac and cheese. 247 00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:38,549 Bo's really into science right now. 248 00:08:38,992 --> 00:08:40,851 So, no returns on food, 249 00:08:40,853 --> 00:08:42,765 clothing, or anything that looks open. 250 00:08:42,766 --> 00:08:43,965 Oh, great, more reasons 251 00:08:43,967 --> 00:08:45,100 for the wet-lips to yell at me. 252 00:08:45,102 --> 00:08:47,268 Also, we're out of cleaning spray. 253 00:08:47,270 --> 00:08:49,237 This is the only mask I could find. 254 00:08:49,239 --> 00:08:52,474 - In the whole store? - Yeah, I think we're sold out. 255 00:08:52,476 --> 00:08:54,702 I mean, most of us are just improvising. 256 00:08:54,774 --> 00:08:57,225 Sayid, I don't think that's doing anything. 257 00:08:57,250 --> 00:08:59,616 I know, but Nina and I got in a fight, 258 00:08:59,641 --> 00:09:01,407 and she cut up all my masks. 259 00:09:01,432 --> 00:09:03,370 - Damn. - Okay. 260 00:09:08,909 --> 00:09:11,002 Ahh. Here. We'll just say that one was defected. 261 00:09:11,027 --> 00:09:13,040 Feels like you could have just untied it. 262 00:09:13,697 --> 00:09:15,852 So what are you going to do about everything else? 263 00:09:16,867 --> 00:09:18,367 - You like leopard. - Here you are. 264 00:09:18,392 --> 00:09:19,773 Not technically gloves, but... 265 00:09:19,798 --> 00:09:21,146 Found more! Here you go. 266 00:09:21,171 --> 00:09:23,134 As long as it's over 60% alcohol, 267 00:09:23,159 --> 00:09:24,195 it kills germs. 268 00:09:24,220 --> 00:09:26,047 This is 95. Wow. 269 00:09:26,072 --> 00:09:27,438 Is it even legal to sell this? 270 00:09:27,741 --> 00:09:29,446 Here you go. You right-handed, left-handed? 271 00:09:29,471 --> 00:09:31,137 We should just send Justine home, right? 272 00:09:31,162 --> 00:09:33,866 I can't handle a full afternoon of her fake drunk voice. 273 00:09:34,008 --> 00:09:36,208 "You guys wanna see my boobs?" 274 00:09:37,448 --> 00:09:39,415 "The only thing I like more than beer... 275 00:09:39,417 --> 00:09:40,756 is twins." 276 00:09:41,519 --> 00:09:43,719 Maybe it is time for humanity to wrap it up. 277 00:09:46,295 --> 00:09:48,474 Sorry, man. Looks like you're going to have to keep it. 278 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:49,792 Next. 279 00:09:50,052 --> 00:09:52,761 - We're not heroes. - Doing our jobs. 280 00:09:53,341 --> 00:09:55,106 Hey, you know, I was watching the news last night, 281 00:09:55,131 --> 00:09:56,879 waiting to record a blooper for my tape, 282 00:09:56,904 --> 00:10:00,172 and they did this segment on "Heroes in Your Neighborhood." 283 00:10:00,197 --> 00:10:01,863 And it made me think... 284 00:10:02,167 --> 00:10:03,466 we could be next. 285 00:10:03,491 --> 00:10:05,043 Oh, wow. 286 00:10:06,088 --> 00:10:09,822 I mean, can you imagine? Someone banging a pot for us? 287 00:10:10,346 --> 00:10:11,845 - Or a pan? - Ohh. 288 00:10:11,870 --> 00:10:12,903 Ah-choo! 289 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:21,016 Ow, that stings! 290 00:10:21,041 --> 00:10:23,162 Isn't there a lighter setting? 291 00:10:23,187 --> 00:10:26,194 Yeah, but we need to blast this virus off ya, buddy. 292 00:10:27,439 --> 00:10:29,663 Besides, I've had this new nozzle for years, 293 00:10:29,688 --> 00:10:32,042 and this is the first time I've gotten to use it. 294 00:10:37,917 --> 00:10:40,030 Are you hiding those until after close? 295 00:10:40,322 --> 00:10:42,371 Sandra, you're supposed to be on lookout! 296 00:10:42,372 --> 00:10:44,519 He came from the direction that I wasn't looking in. 297 00:10:46,261 --> 00:10:49,165 I won't say anything if you store these for me. 298 00:10:51,762 --> 00:10:53,496 Ugh, okay. 299 00:10:54,559 --> 00:10:56,752 Sisters are doing it for themselves! 300 00:10:57,501 --> 00:10:58,801 Okay! We only need, like... 301 00:10:58,850 --> 00:11:00,316 30 more masks. 302 00:11:00,483 --> 00:11:01,679 Jesus, Mateo. 303 00:11:01,704 --> 00:11:03,978 You don't have to cut out their eyeballs first. 304 00:11:04,088 --> 00:11:05,754 Oh, I know. I just like it. 305 00:11:06,841 --> 00:11:08,173 That's your line. 306 00:11:09,293 --> 00:11:10,793 Amy Sosa's office. 307 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:12,628 Hi, this is Dennis Long from Zephra. 308 00:11:12,918 --> 00:11:14,642 That's my new boss. 309 00:11:15,014 --> 00:11:17,248 Hi, Dennis? Hi, it's Amy. 310 00:11:17,273 --> 00:11:19,267 - Hi, Amy here. - Hey. 311 00:11:19,455 --> 00:11:20,966 So we know you're still managing your branch, 312 00:11:20,991 --> 00:11:22,746 but we thought you could hop on a Zoom call 313 00:11:22,771 --> 00:11:24,562 to help ease you into your new position. 314 00:11:24,587 --> 00:11:26,014 Oh, yeah! Of course. 315 00:11:26,039 --> 00:11:27,640 - Sounds great. - Amazing. 316 00:11:27,665 --> 00:11:29,599 All right, I'll send you the link and you can jump on. 317 00:11:29,624 --> 00:11:31,291 Oh, oh. You mean, like, now? 318 00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:33,549 Like, you want me to ease on in now? 319 00:11:33,710 --> 00:11:35,710 - Um... - Yeah, is that okay? 320 00:11:35,712 --> 00:11:37,690 - Yeah, great. - Perfect. 321 00:11:37,715 --> 00:11:38,830 We'll see you in a sec. 322 00:11:40,294 --> 00:11:41,961 Agh! Sorry, guys. 323 00:11:41,986 --> 00:11:43,885 I mean, I should probably get back to my office, 324 00:11:43,887 --> 00:11:45,920 but I don't want to just ditch you for the new job. 325 00:11:45,922 --> 00:11:47,531 Amy, it's fine. It's just a call. 326 00:11:47,556 --> 00:11:49,765 We'll finish the bear massacre. 327 00:11:50,381 --> 00:11:51,730 Okay, thank you. But, like, 328 00:11:51,755 --> 00:11:53,716 let me know if anything big happens. 329 00:11:53,741 --> 00:11:55,341 Like, bigger than the global pandemic? 330 00:11:55,657 --> 00:11:57,624 I mean, I just saw something about murder hornets. 331 00:11:57,626 --> 00:11:58,992 So who knows? 332 00:12:04,478 --> 00:12:06,562 So, new break room, _ 333 00:12:06,587 --> 00:12:08,317 AKA warehouse. _ 334 00:12:08,318 --> 00:12:10,349 Mixing it up, keeping it fresh. 335 00:12:10,413 --> 00:12:12,893 But properly distanced, so don't move your chairs. 336 00:12:12,894 --> 00:12:13,463 Whoo-hoo! 337 00:12:13,488 --> 00:12:14,780 Yeah, fun! Ey? 338 00:12:15,170 --> 00:12:17,862 It's all so much fun. I'm not scared. 339 00:12:18,118 --> 00:12:19,838 Yeah! Come on, yeah! 340 00:12:20,300 --> 00:12:22,455 Whoo-hoo! I like it, I like it. Okay. 341 00:12:22,580 --> 00:12:24,513 Okay, we're going to keep this meeting short today 342 00:12:24,538 --> 00:12:26,692 because I have to jump on another call. 343 00:12:26,717 --> 00:12:28,851 But look at what came today! 344 00:12:28,876 --> 00:12:30,375 Safety supplies! 345 00:12:32,623 --> 00:12:33,889 What is that? 346 00:12:34,255 --> 00:12:35,793 Anti-looting procedures. 347 00:12:35,818 --> 00:12:37,416 - Oh, wow. - Come on. 348 00:12:37,418 --> 00:12:39,951 Of course, you see what we did wrong, guys? 349 00:12:39,953 --> 00:12:41,586 If you wanted to be protected by corporate, 350 00:12:41,588 --> 00:12:43,054 you should have been merchandise. 351 00:12:43,055 --> 00:12:44,823 Hey, if the protests are gonna continue, 352 00:12:44,825 --> 00:12:46,663 we need to protect the store from looters. 353 00:12:46,664 --> 00:12:48,949 Oh, come on. The looting is overblown. 354 00:12:48,950 --> 00:12:51,532 99% of the protests have been peaceful. 355 00:12:51,578 --> 00:12:52,597 I'm just saying. 356 00:12:52,599 --> 00:12:54,917 I got into a Best Buy through a window. 357 00:12:55,430 --> 00:12:57,306 There are also these signs to put up. 358 00:12:57,928 --> 00:13:00,457 "Zephra believes in the Black community"? 359 00:13:00,458 --> 00:13:01,644 What are we, ghosts? 360 00:13:01,645 --> 00:13:03,354 Yeah, we're not putting any of that up. 361 00:13:03,379 --> 00:13:05,226 But if anybody asks, we put it all up. 362 00:13:06,030 --> 00:13:09,775 Two kettlebells for Sarah, almond milk for Preeti. 363 00:13:09,946 --> 00:13:11,316 Janet asked for three cans of tuna, 364 00:13:11,318 --> 00:13:13,320 but I think we should make it four. 365 00:13:13,321 --> 00:13:15,889 It's the least we can do for her these days because of... 366 00:13:16,103 --> 00:13:17,109 you know. 367 00:13:17,352 --> 00:13:18,453 Racism? 368 00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,810 Wow. That is a lot of orders today. 369 00:13:21,812 --> 00:13:23,734 Yeah, well, ever since Sayid blabbed his mouth 370 00:13:23,735 --> 00:13:25,426 to everyone about it, they keep asking us 371 00:13:25,428 --> 00:13:26,815 to hide things for them. 372 00:13:26,817 --> 00:13:29,039 Okay, but big news of the day? 373 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:31,353 Just finished "Tiger King" episode three. 374 00:13:31,355 --> 00:13:34,044 Carol Baskin? Come on, what a trip! 375 00:13:34,069 --> 00:13:35,324 Definitely killed her husband. 376 00:13:35,326 --> 00:13:36,992 Let's get into it. 377 00:13:36,994 --> 00:13:40,986 Yeah, sorry, that was, like early pandemic. 378 00:13:41,212 --> 00:13:42,945 No one really cares anymore. 379 00:13:42,970 --> 00:13:46,005 I think we're all embarrassed we cared in the first place. 380 00:13:46,128 --> 00:13:47,439 Seriously? Ugh! 381 00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:49,299 Stupid coronavirus. 382 00:13:49,324 --> 00:13:51,198 I wish I never even went to the ICU. 383 00:13:52,140 --> 00:13:53,172 Am I still freezing? 384 00:13:53,173 --> 00:13:54,909 I think the Wi-Fi's better out here. 385 00:13:54,910 --> 00:13:56,097 Hey, Elias coughed 386 00:13:56,098 --> 00:13:57,521 so Heather locked him in a bathroom. 387 00:13:57,522 --> 00:13:59,089 - Do you think... - Yep, by the end of the week! 388 00:13:59,090 --> 00:14:00,112 Got it. 389 00:14:00,582 --> 00:14:03,149 - Another Zephra call? - It's nonstop. 390 00:14:03,151 --> 00:14:05,452 I mean, these tech companies love their presentations. 391 00:14:05,454 --> 00:14:08,188 I've never seen people so horny for presentations. 392 00:14:08,190 --> 00:14:10,549 - Hey, Amy, I dropped my mask... - Justine, she's on... 393 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,714 In the toilet. I didn't pee yet, but it's still toilet water. 394 00:14:12,715 --> 00:14:14,716 - So is that okay? - What? No, are you... 395 00:14:14,717 --> 00:14:16,437 Yes, Dennis! I'm still here, hi. 396 00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:18,736 Uh, Amy's on a call. But if there's no pee... 397 00:14:18,738 --> 00:14:20,604 Hey, Amy, about the ventilation in my office? 398 00:14:20,606 --> 00:14:22,039 Yes, of course, Mateo. 399 00:14:22,041 --> 00:14:23,617 I promise you we'll talk about it, I just... 400 00:14:23,618 --> 00:14:24,797 Hey, Amy, can I... 401 00:14:24,871 --> 00:14:26,874 Oh, my God, Corey! What? 402 00:14:27,847 --> 00:14:29,780 I was gonna ask if I could clock out early 403 00:14:29,782 --> 00:14:31,539 to go to the "Black Lives Matter" protest? 404 00:14:32,285 --> 00:14:33,617 Um... 405 00:14:33,619 --> 00:14:35,173 yes, I'm so sorry. 406 00:14:35,198 --> 00:14:37,154 That... of course. You should. 407 00:14:37,156 --> 00:14:39,501 Not should. I mean, like, you can. 408 00:14:39,526 --> 00:14:41,990 If you want. Anyone who wants to should. 409 00:14:42,162 --> 00:14:43,305 You know? 410 00:14:43,330 --> 00:14:44,696 Whatever you're... uh-huh! 411 00:14:44,721 --> 00:14:46,645 Cindy, I'm gonna do that right now. 412 00:14:55,829 --> 00:14:56,928 Ma'am, please. 413 00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:58,130 But I have a medical condition! 414 00:14:58,132 --> 00:14:59,564 Hey, what seems to be the problem here? 415 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:00,812 This man is harassing me, 416 00:15:00,813 --> 00:15:02,235 telling me that I have to wear that mask. 417 00:15:02,236 --> 00:15:04,903 I am only trying to keep you safe. 418 00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:06,648 Ma'am, listen. You need to put on the mask, 419 00:15:06,649 --> 00:15:08,115 or you will be escorted out of the store. 420 00:15:08,117 --> 00:15:09,583 This is America! Okay? 421 00:15:09,585 --> 00:15:11,151 I have rights. 422 00:15:11,153 --> 00:15:12,982 You guys are working for Satan, aren't you? 423 00:15:12,983 --> 00:15:14,082 - Oh, no. - Huh? Yeah? 424 00:15:14,084 --> 00:15:15,250 You're Satan workers! 425 00:15:15,252 --> 00:15:16,451 - S-Satan? - Here we go. 426 00:15:16,453 --> 00:15:18,778 - Yeah. - He is the one person 427 00:15:18,803 --> 00:15:21,005 that I would never work for! 428 00:15:21,030 --> 00:15:23,291 Attention shoppers, we're sorry to announce 429 00:15:23,293 --> 00:15:26,928 we are out of paper towels, pasta, flour, and... 430 00:15:28,498 --> 00:15:29,798 So just... 431 00:15:30,849 --> 00:15:33,984 - Our stuff! - Hands off, employees only! 432 00:15:33,986 --> 00:15:36,453 I need that pasta sauce. I have a medical condition! 433 00:15:36,455 --> 00:15:37,754 No, ma'am. Stop! 434 00:15:37,756 --> 00:15:40,290 I'm gonna chase you, I'm just waiting for 6 feet. 435 00:15:50,469 --> 00:15:52,069 What happened here? 436 00:15:52,328 --> 00:15:54,061 Uh, if this is upsetting to you, 437 00:15:54,063 --> 00:15:56,997 might I suggest you not look up at the ceiling tonight? 438 00:15:57,644 --> 00:16:00,578 Okay. Will do looking up tomorrow. 439 00:16:00,603 --> 00:16:03,475 But, seriously, why didn't anybody come get me? 440 00:16:03,476 --> 00:16:07,208 Well, I tried, but you were on another call. 441 00:16:08,129 --> 00:16:10,163 I-I-I don't know how to be good at this. 442 00:16:10,165 --> 00:16:12,265 I mean, I told everybody to come to me 443 00:16:12,267 --> 00:16:13,508 and I would take care of them, 444 00:16:13,509 --> 00:16:16,003 but they have me on these calls all day every day! 445 00:16:16,004 --> 00:16:17,403 Yeah, well, it's too much, Amy. 446 00:16:17,405 --> 00:16:19,099 They're spreading you too thin. 447 00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:21,613 I mean, we barely even see each other anymore. 448 00:16:21,739 --> 00:16:23,755 Right, and I'm a terrible girlfriend, too. 449 00:16:23,780 --> 00:16:25,246 And an awful mother! 450 00:16:25,248 --> 00:16:27,348 I mean, I see Dennis' kids more than I see my own. 451 00:16:27,350 --> 00:16:29,583 That's not what I meant. You're just... 452 00:16:30,526 --> 00:16:33,093 You're in an impossible situation. 453 00:16:33,482 --> 00:16:35,022 We all are. 454 00:16:35,141 --> 00:16:38,075 And, I don't know, something has to change. 455 00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:42,956 - Oh, my God. - You said you wouldn't look up! 456 00:16:43,883 --> 00:16:45,944 Okay, so no morning meeting today. 457 00:16:45,969 --> 00:16:48,130 I'm just gonna hand out shift assignments 458 00:16:48,131 --> 00:16:50,235 'cause Amy's on another Zephra call. 459 00:16:50,236 --> 00:16:52,237 Not just any call. A big one. 460 00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:53,560 With the CEO. 461 00:16:53,703 --> 00:16:55,347 I forwarded her the link. 462 00:16:55,426 --> 00:16:56,581 Oh! Really? 463 00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:59,142 That's a big call. I didn't know that. 464 00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:00,982 I didn't even see her before she left this morning. 465 00:17:01,007 --> 00:17:04,024 Seems like Amy's always on a Zephra call these days. 466 00:17:04,049 --> 00:17:06,157 She's drawn to that new young job. 467 00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:08,560 Old Cloud 9 can't please her the way we used to 468 00:17:08,585 --> 00:17:11,420 with our creaky joints and our floppy junk. 469 00:17:11,445 --> 00:17:12,886 Okay, hey. Come on. 470 00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:16,155 Amy might have abandoned us a little, but we're fine! 471 00:17:16,180 --> 00:17:17,913 You know, everything's fine. 472 00:17:17,938 --> 00:17:20,003 In fact, in my panic dream last night, 473 00:17:20,028 --> 00:17:23,436 the person clubbing me to death was Topher Grace. 474 00:17:23,550 --> 00:17:24,995 So... 475 00:17:25,113 --> 00:17:27,311 little taste of Tinseltown for y'all. 476 00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:31,340 And still, we've managed to see a huge earning spike 477 00:17:31,381 --> 00:17:32,559 from our Cloud 9 stores. 478 00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:35,407 It really speaks to how well things are handling things. 479 00:17:35,432 --> 00:17:38,500 Great job, guys! Way to slay! 480 00:17:40,076 --> 00:17:41,709 Okay, let's hear from marketing. 481 00:17:42,340 --> 00:17:43,931 Oh, um. Hey, hi! 482 00:17:43,932 --> 00:17:45,992 Hey, Kira. Hi, hey. 483 00:17:45,993 --> 00:17:47,423 Amy Sosa here. 484 00:17:47,425 --> 00:17:50,048 Um, actually, I just have a little bit of a thing 485 00:17:50,049 --> 00:17:51,579 to add to the Cloud 9 update? 486 00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,003 Of course. What's up? 487 00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:56,499 Um, so Cloud 9 isn't actually doing so well. 488 00:17:56,501 --> 00:17:59,225 I mean, sure, the sales are up, 489 00:17:59,226 --> 00:18:01,272 but morale is way down. 490 00:18:01,506 --> 00:18:03,804 Our employees aren't only scared, 491 00:18:03,829 --> 00:18:06,242 but they're spending a lot of their personal time and money 492 00:18:06,244 --> 00:18:07,301 to protect themselves. 493 00:18:07,302 --> 00:18:09,717 So maybe if Zephra sent over some PPE, 494 00:18:09,718 --> 00:18:11,347 they could focus on doing their jobs 495 00:18:11,349 --> 00:18:13,870 instead of worrying so much about their own health and safety. 496 00:18:15,343 --> 00:18:16,576 Sorry, Amy. 497 00:18:16,607 --> 00:18:18,841 You froze after, "Cloud 9 isn't... "? 498 00:18:19,991 --> 00:18:22,491 Um, I was just saying that 499 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:24,313 the employees need PPE 500 00:18:24,338 --> 00:18:26,338 and maybe some of the earnings spike 501 00:18:26,363 --> 00:18:28,096 can go towards them. 502 00:18:28,425 --> 00:18:31,563 Well, yeah. When you put it like that, that's a really good point. 503 00:18:32,571 --> 00:18:34,759 You know what? Let's look into sending 504 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:36,914 masks and gloves to all our stores. 505 00:18:36,939 --> 00:18:40,164 We gotta have your backs, 'cause you all have been slaying! 506 00:18:41,478 --> 00:18:43,489 Yeah, wow! Great, that's great! 507 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:44,577 Thank you! 508 00:18:44,578 --> 00:18:46,395 You know, it's just so good to know 509 00:18:46,396 --> 00:18:48,697 that you're all really taking care of your people. 510 00:18:50,822 --> 00:18:53,389 Sorry, Amy. We lost you again. What'd you say? 511 00:18:53,391 --> 00:18:54,726 Uh, nothing. Never mind. 512 00:18:54,727 --> 00:18:56,820 Marketing, you're up. Slay! 513 00:18:57,562 --> 00:18:59,570 Harmonica wants to play Suck and Blow 514 00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:02,177 at her birthday party, but I just don't know if it's safe. 515 00:19:02,202 --> 00:19:04,307 Kids are missing out on so much right now. 516 00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:06,289 - Yeah. - Oh, the beer is for you guys. 517 00:19:06,314 --> 00:19:09,048 Just a small thank you for all you've been doing. 518 00:19:11,181 --> 00:19:12,985 That's so nice! 519 00:19:13,355 --> 00:19:15,155 We should all drink together after work. 520 00:19:15,156 --> 00:19:16,406 Totally. 521 00:19:16,407 --> 00:19:18,612 Do you think that guy can get us some Ketamine? 522 00:19:21,751 --> 00:19:23,499 Glenn? What are you doing? 523 00:19:23,524 --> 00:19:26,645 - Are you hiding back here? - What? Ha! No. 524 00:19:26,670 --> 00:19:27,850 I'm just... 525 00:19:28,483 --> 00:19:30,832 counting the pots on the shelves, you know. 526 00:19:30,857 --> 00:19:34,271 To make sure that we have enough and not too many. 527 00:19:34,296 --> 00:19:36,542 Yeah, well, we need your help back in the store. 528 00:19:36,575 --> 00:19:38,290 Okay, look, I really think the priorities 529 00:19:38,291 --> 00:19:39,800 should be the pots right now. 530 00:19:41,427 --> 00:19:42,543 Okay. 531 00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:44,329 Yeah, you know, I've got to admit, 532 00:19:44,354 --> 00:19:45,957 it's pretty nice back here. 533 00:19:45,982 --> 00:19:48,604 It's kinda getting a little scary in there. 534 00:19:49,023 --> 00:19:51,390 I guess even us heroes deserve a little break? 535 00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:52,846 Yeah. 536 00:19:53,354 --> 00:19:55,910 Well, I mean, if you're scared, you could... 537 00:19:55,935 --> 00:19:57,699 stay and count pots with me. 538 00:19:58,409 --> 00:19:59,217 Sounds good. 539 00:20:04,381 --> 00:20:05,834 To be clear, I didn't need a break. 540 00:20:05,835 --> 00:20:07,461 I was pretending because you're scared. 541 00:20:07,462 --> 00:20:08,530 Don't even think for a second 542 00:20:08,532 --> 00:20:09,893 I don't know how many pots are up there. 543 00:20:11,276 --> 00:20:12,723 This is actually kinda nice. 544 00:20:13,109 --> 00:20:14,544 It's been a long time since I've been able 545 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:15,693 to get drunk at work. 546 00:20:15,695 --> 00:20:16,853 We've been so busy. 547 00:20:16,906 --> 00:20:18,653 And you guys are the only other people I see 548 00:20:18,678 --> 00:20:19,976 besides Jerry and Tony. 549 00:20:20,397 --> 00:20:22,597 But sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night 550 00:20:22,598 --> 00:20:25,172 and I think I see my bus driver 551 00:20:25,174 --> 00:20:26,989 lurking over our bed. 552 00:20:28,905 --> 00:20:30,265 It's probably nothing. 553 00:20:30,266 --> 00:20:32,945 Well, the one good thing about being relentlessly exposed to this virus 554 00:20:32,946 --> 00:20:34,819 is that we're all doing it together. 555 00:20:35,391 --> 00:20:37,357 No one tell Justine we're here. 556 00:20:38,604 --> 00:20:39,834 Hey, uh... 557 00:20:39,835 --> 00:20:41,136 I know you're probably busy, 558 00:20:41,137 --> 00:20:43,463 but a customer just bought us some beer, 559 00:20:43,464 --> 00:20:44,885 and we are celebrating. 560 00:20:44,886 --> 00:20:47,921 Or numbing the pain. I can't really tell which. 561 00:20:48,233 --> 00:20:51,268 Well, I might actually have some things to celebrate. 562 00:20:51,277 --> 00:20:52,436 - Oh? - First of all, 563 00:20:52,437 --> 00:20:54,861 I think I got Zephra to send us some PPE. 564 00:20:54,862 --> 00:20:56,429 Whoa, that's awesome. 565 00:20:56,430 --> 00:20:58,722 And, um... that was Dennis. 566 00:20:58,723 --> 00:21:01,252 He said that the offices are reopening 567 00:21:01,253 --> 00:21:03,866 and they're ready to fly me out. 568 00:21:03,867 --> 00:21:05,306 - Shut up. - I'm going to California. 569 00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:06,955 Wha-we're going to California! 570 00:21:06,956 --> 00:21:08,838 - We are going to California! - This is incredible! 571 00:21:08,839 --> 00:21:11,300 - Yeah! - You finally get to have one job. 572 00:21:11,301 --> 00:21:13,807 - Thank God. - We can finally start our lives together. 573 00:21:13,808 --> 00:21:14,851 - Yes. - It's like, real! 574 00:21:14,852 --> 00:21:16,191 - This is huge! - So real! 575 00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:17,710 - Ah! - It's... big! 576 00:21:22,885 --> 00:21:28,867 Synced and corrected by hawken45 for www.addic7ed.com