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D'oh!

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Haw-haw! Green screen.

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- Lenny, I didn't know you had kids.
- I don't.

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I hired them to look
like I'm a family man.

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How you doing, Lenny Jr.?

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Never better, Lenny Sr.

7
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Hey, I just got cast

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as Krusty's kid at a custody hearing.

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Possible recurring.

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Later, loser!

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Kids.

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Welcome, iso-tots.

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Are you having fun?

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Yay!

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Excellent. Now, as your parents
leave you alone with me,

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let's begin the festivities.

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Yes, there they go. Bye-bye.

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Last mommy out. Excellent.

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I now declare the start

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of put your kids to work day.

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This plant has over 17,000
contaminated crevices

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that only your tiny hands can reach.

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Get to work, slackers.

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At least this ride doesn't
have a creepy song.

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* you'll work for me,
or you'll get the lash *

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* you won't get dental,
health or cash. *

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No!

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Even Mr. Burns can't get away with this.

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Oh, Monty, you've still got it.

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That was like taking eight
hours of work from a baby.

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Mr. Burns,
according to the child labor laws

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of the United States...

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Aah! Accountability?

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In this game of cat and mouse,

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I'm afraid Mr. Mouse
is far smarter than...

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I know you're in here,

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and nothing will stop me.

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Wait, this is a men's room.

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Ew, ew, ew!

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Is that a tuna sandwich on the sink?

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Ugh! Gross, gross, gross!

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Oh, employee cave drawings.

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Let's see what's on their feeble minds.

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"There once was a lady from China..."

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"and North Carolina."

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I assume what's in
between is unimportant.

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There! Someone drew a big,
crying cucumber. That's nice.

48
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Ooh! Something about me.

49
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I'll need my cheaters for this.

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-
- What?

51
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-
- Oh!

52
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Oh! They hate me.

53
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Well, maybe things are
better in the ladies' room.

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Effigies can be burned?

55
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You should have seen
those hateful graffitos, Smithers.

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And the drawing of me was so off-model.

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I wouldn't worry, sir.

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Our workers are pretty well-pacified.

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- Intimidation.
- Alleged intimidation.

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- Beatings.
- Alleged beatings. Mm.

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The poisonings.

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Ah, yes. We've had some alleged
good times, haven't we, Smithers?

63
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But there is an undercurrent
of contempt for me.

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No, there isn't.

65
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You said Burns is worse than Hitler.

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Well, not worse at his job than Hitler,

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but a worse person.

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Huh. Was that the work whistle?

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Eh, who cares.

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Everywhere,
I'm surrounded by malcontents,

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termagants and Lennys.

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Well, we could show the
workers some actual respect,

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uh, considering how many have died.

74
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Or I could go undercover
and infiltrate the workers.

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I'm beginning to suspect

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these monitors have been tampered with.

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I've assembled a world-class team

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to create your undercover disguise.

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The face mask specialist from
the Mission: Impossible movies.

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I made Ving Rhames look
like Kristin Chenoweth.

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I don't know any of those words,
but I'm impressed.

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We'll also provide you
with a dynamic new body.

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Ooh. Does everything work?

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Everything that works for you now.

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Damn it! That's only two things.

86
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And we top off the disguise
with a voice modulation chip.

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Mr. Burns, I'm gonna make you sound...

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Hella different.

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Oh, yeah.

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Let's get to work.

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Oh, my god. It's extraordinary.

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You now have the body and
face of a man half your age.

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78? Now, enough gallimaufry.

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I want to see my reflection.

95
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Someone bring me a mountain stream.

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Say goodbye to Montgomery Burns.

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Say hello to Fred Kranepool
from Turbine Maintenance.

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Excellent.

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Hello, Joe. What do you know?

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Just got back from the picture show.

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Beat it, weirdo.

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You're fired.

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You can't fire me.

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Hey, newbie. Over here.

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Homer Simpson.

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Fred. Uh...

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-
- No, that's not it.

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Fred Kranepool.

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You seem like a happy lot
here at the nuclear plant,

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suckling from the teat

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of the great C. Montgomery Burns.

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You said "teat."

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Yes, I did, didn't I?

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Now that we're chums,
what's on your mind?

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Any complaints? Insubordinate remarks?

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Actually,
now that you mention it...

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Yes...?

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Uh-oh. Better get back to work.

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Ah, so soon?

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Sorry, but Mr. Burns has a special way

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of telling you your lunchtime's over.

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I heard the craziest thing.

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Some nuclear plants don't
have hounds chasing you.

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Eh, different world.

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Huh. I guess when you're
on the other side of it,

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releasing hounds can be cruel?

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Oh, yeah. Super cruel.

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I had to get rabies shots
in my stomach for a month.

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Skipped the last couple.

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Ugh, you poor guys. Here, please.

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Here's a buffalo nickel for each of you.

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Hey, thanks a lot, man.

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Why don't you join us at Moe's tonight?

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Moe's?

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Yeah, it's that bar that was featured

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on I'll drink what Phil's drinking

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with Phil Rosenthal.

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Mmm. What animal is this egg from?

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Uh, I want to say horse?

140
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Oh. Could I be sick in this?

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Oh...

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Somebody take Phil to the hospital.

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Fred, buddy, you coming?

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I'm in. Just need to signal Smithers.

145
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I hate that signal.

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Moe, this is our new pal Fred.

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Apparently,
we've been working with him for years.

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We never noticed.

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Set him up with a beer. On me.

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Fred!

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Thank you, friend.

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I like the way you said that,

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like it was a foreign
concept or something.

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You know,
it might be John Barleycorn talking,

155
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but you annoying fleas aren't half bad.

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All we're looking for is a
little friendship and respect.

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- Mm-hmm.
- All right.

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To friendship and respect.

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And also evil. I mean, I mean, football.

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Football!

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Ah, whoa, whoa. Sorry, Barn.
Your seat's taken.

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Oh, you show up late

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for your nightly bender just once...

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Uh, don't you worry.

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I just instituted drive-through service.

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Drive safely.

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* why can't we be friends? *

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* why can't we be friends? *

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* why can't we be friends? *

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* why can't we be friends? *

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* I see you 'round for a long,
long time *

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* I remember you *

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* when you drink my wine *

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* why can't we be friends? *

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* why can't we be friends? *

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* why can't we be friends? *

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* why can't we be friends? *

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Thank you. Thank you very much.

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Okay, um, your turn to sing, Fred.

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Fred! Fred! Fred!

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00:09:07,102 --> 00:09:10,206
Very well. I've got a toe-tapper
everyone can sing along with,

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"The Spaniard that blighted my life."

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"The Spaniard that blighted my life,"
BLH1493. Go.

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* list to me, while I tell you *

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* of the Spaniard that
blighted my life... *

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Everybody!

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* list to me, while I tell you *

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* of the man that pinched
my future wife. *

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Those idiots like me for me,
Fred Kranepool.

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Uh, sir, I'm worried.

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The suit just detected a heartbeat.

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I'm turning you off.

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- Other button, sir.
- Shut up.

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Where is he?

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I'm supposed to read
him his bedtime story.

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Smithers, what are you still doing up?

197
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I was worried about you, sir.

198
00:10:01,618 --> 00:10:02,967
Worried? Eh.

199
00:10:03,002 --> 00:10:05,511
I just had the greatest
night of my life.

200
00:10:05,555 --> 00:10:07,930
- With my friends.
- What?

201
00:10:07,974 --> 00:10:10,345
Oh, you should've seen it, Smithers.

202
00:10:10,380 --> 00:10:11,851
They enjoyed my company.

203
00:10:11,895 --> 00:10:14,604
I've had "frenemies,"
but they were all French enemies.

204
00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:17,398
Never a friend.

205
00:10:17,442 --> 00:10:19,692
I think of you as more
than a friend, sir.

206
00:10:19,736 --> 00:10:21,069
What did I tell you about thinking?

207
00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:23,479
Well, did you find anything out?

208
00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:25,073
Any scuttlebutt from the union?

209
00:10:25,116 --> 00:10:28,534
The only union that concerns
me now is the union of men.

210
00:10:28,578 --> 00:10:30,495
What would you know about that?

211
00:10:33,382 --> 00:10:35,783
Where have you been? You missed dinner.

212
00:10:35,794 --> 00:10:38,586
There's this really cool
new guy at the plant.

213
00:10:38,630 --> 00:10:42,423
You know what's cool is
spending time with your family.

214
00:10:42,467 --> 00:10:44,675
- That's not cool.
- Yeah, mom, it really isn't.

215
00:10:44,719 --> 00:10:47,845
I agree with mom on everything but this.

216
00:10:47,889 --> 00:10:49,597
I'm sorry. Definitely not cool.

217
00:10:49,641 --> 00:10:51,349
Oh, all right, all right.

218
00:10:51,392 --> 00:10:54,477
I just don't trust new
people in this town.

219
00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:58,476
Like Lady Gaga?
She came, she inspired Lisa

220
00:10:58,511 --> 00:11:00,441
and we never heard from her again.

221
00:11:00,485 --> 00:11:02,443
Who needs friends like that?

222
00:11:03,321 --> 00:11:04,436
So, fellows,

223
00:11:04,447 --> 00:11:06,614
what's on our social agenda tonight?

224
00:11:06,658 --> 00:11:09,408
More galivanting, I hope?

225
00:11:09,452 --> 00:11:11,868
Well, we really should do a little work.

226
00:11:11,903 --> 00:11:14,530
Yeah.
I have a whole inbox of unsplit atoms

227
00:11:14,565 --> 00:11:15,738
I haven't gotten to yet.

228
00:11:15,773 --> 00:11:17,537
Fred, are these men bothering you?

229
00:11:17,572 --> 00:11:19,836
- Oh, back off, Smithers.
- Whoa!

230
00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:22,755
I'll box your ears next time you
speak to me with such insolence.

231
00:11:22,799 --> 00:11:24,915
Yes, sir.

232
00:11:24,926 --> 00:11:26,926
Oh, my god.

233
00:11:26,970 --> 00:11:29,428
You totally pwned him.

234
00:11:29,472 --> 00:11:32,311
Hmm. I suppose I did pwn him.

235
00:11:32,326 --> 00:11:33,327
I did.

236
00:11:33,351 --> 00:11:35,755
Ugh, that was quite the kerfuffle.

237
00:11:35,790 --> 00:11:37,228
I better go take a three-hour nap.

238
00:11:37,272 --> 00:11:40,353
No, no, wait. While Smithers
is off drowning his sorrows

239
00:11:40,388 --> 00:11:43,067
in a pamplemousse perrier,
Burns is unprotected.

240
00:11:43,111 --> 00:11:45,217
This is the perfect time
for you to represent us

241
00:11:45,252 --> 00:11:46,529
and hit the old skinflint up

242
00:11:46,573 --> 00:11:47,655
for a decent benefits package.

243
00:11:47,699 --> 00:11:49,490
Me, talk to Burns?

244
00:11:49,534 --> 00:11:51,284
Oh, I wouldn't. I-I couldn't.

245
00:11:51,327 --> 00:11:53,953
He's got the sharpest
mind in all 46 states.

246
00:11:53,997 --> 00:11:56,414
Hey, come on, please. For your friends.

247
00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:58,332
I won't let you down.

248
00:11:58,376 --> 00:12:00,668
You down, you down, you down.

249
00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:05,423
I'll help you, friends.

250
00:12:05,466 --> 00:12:07,008
Don't you understand, Burns?

251
00:12:07,051 --> 00:12:09,302
Without the workers,
this plant is nothing.

252
00:12:09,345 --> 00:12:10,636
If you give them respect,

253
00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:12,263
it comes back to you a hundredfold.

254
00:12:13,429 --> 00:12:14,640
Respect the workers?

255
00:12:14,684 --> 00:12:18,019
What next?
Put batteries in the smoke detectors?

256
00:12:18,062 --> 00:12:20,563
Have you no heart?

257
00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:22,264
I certainly do.

258
00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:24,859
I'm not flooding this room
with mustard gas right now.

259
00:12:24,903 --> 00:12:28,446
I'll give you a chance to tell
your buddies that you failed.

260
00:12:28,489 --> 00:12:32,742
But then they might not like me anymore.

261
00:12:32,785 --> 00:12:35,786
You're right. Friendship
is something worth treasuring.

262
00:12:35,830 --> 00:12:39,415
Boy, he's really
raking Burns over the coals.

263
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:41,417
Yeah, I like how they're
not interrupting each other.

264
00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,544
- So polite.
- Yes, spirits, yes.

265
00:12:43,588 --> 00:12:45,630
I'll give them everything they want.

266
00:12:47,084 --> 00:12:48,341
- He said...
- We heard everything.

267
00:12:48,384 --> 00:12:50,009
Clearly it was two people talking.

268
00:12:50,053 --> 00:12:52,011
We got to spread the good news.

269
00:12:52,055 --> 00:12:53,816
We love you, big guy.

270
00:12:55,767 --> 00:12:58,392
Mr. Burns, what have you done?

271
00:12:58,436 --> 00:13:00,478
There is no Mr. Burns.

272
00:13:00,521 --> 00:13:02,313
Only Fred.

273
00:13:02,357 --> 00:13:03,522
What are you saying?

274
00:13:04,859 --> 00:13:07,109
Montgomery Burns died
when I put on this suit.

275
00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:08,778
And six other times this week.

276
00:13:08,821 --> 00:13:11,438
Thank god for the new liver and kidneys.

277
00:13:11,449 --> 00:13:14,659
Wait up, guys! Beers are on me!

278
00:13:14,702 --> 00:13:16,118
I might have two tonight.

279
00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:18,329
That's right: Two sips!

280
00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:24,293
Hope you're hungry, Homer.

281
00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:27,505
I got up at 2:00 a.m. and
slow-roasted a breakfast turkey.

282
00:13:27,548 --> 00:13:29,674
Sorry, no time for food.
I got to get to work.

283
00:13:36,140 --> 00:13:39,076
When did Homer turn into someone
who wants to go into work?

284
00:13:39,111 --> 00:13:40,434
Oh, no. It's in the air.

285
00:13:40,478 --> 00:13:43,354
Now I want to go to school
and make something of myself.

286
00:13:43,398 --> 00:13:44,929
Ooh.

287
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,441
Hey, work is amazing now.

288
00:13:47,485 --> 00:13:51,129
A magical place where we get
what we deserve and more.

289
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:52,405
And it's all due to Fred.

290
00:13:52,448 --> 00:13:55,366
Okay, so when
are we gonna meet this Fred?

291
00:13:55,410 --> 00:13:57,493
Oh, you've already met him, Marge,

292
00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:59,954
in the smile on my face.

293
00:14:03,192 --> 00:14:04,458
Should we tell him it's a Saturday?

294
00:14:04,502 --> 00:14:05,960
Eh, not yet.

295
00:14:06,004 --> 00:14:08,629
At least we'll get some of
the roast turkey for once.

296
00:14:27,561 --> 00:14:29,358
Hey, Homer. Look what Fred made Burns

297
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:30,943
give us to handle plutonium.

298
00:14:30,987 --> 00:14:33,029
Look at me. I'm Audrey Hepburn.

299
00:14:38,068 --> 00:14:39,985
Lenny Leonard, you have exquisite vision

300
00:14:40,029 --> 00:14:41,570
and you know it. Give me those.

301
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:44,406
Oh, I don't care what you think,
'cause Fred doesn't like you.

302
00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:46,408
And once Fred gets around to it,

303
00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:48,911
you ain't gonna be working here no more.

304
00:14:52,249 --> 00:14:53,874
I've had enough. Simpson, come with me.

305
00:14:53,918 --> 00:14:55,042
What the...?

306
00:14:55,085 --> 00:14:58,003
There's something you don't know about

307
00:14:58,047 --> 00:14:59,296
your good friend Fred.

308
00:14:59,340 --> 00:15:01,590
I know everything I need to know

309
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:04,927
about Fred whatshisname
from wherever he comes.

310
00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:12,810
Oh, my god.

311
00:15:12,853 --> 00:15:15,187
That's right. Fred is Mr. Burns.

312
00:15:15,231 --> 00:15:17,272
But wait a minute.
Isn't that a good thing?

313
00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:19,233
It means he's nice to us now.

314
00:15:19,276 --> 00:15:21,235
His niceness is gonna
put us out of business.

315
00:15:21,278 --> 00:15:23,904
These giveaways are bankrupting us.

316
00:15:23,948 --> 00:15:24,988
What should we give
our friends next, Fred?

317
00:15:25,032 --> 00:15:27,950
Morning yoga? Irish brides?

318
00:15:27,993 --> 00:15:30,410
Okay, maybe the yoga is going too far.

319
00:15:30,454 --> 00:15:31,954
It's all too far.

320
00:15:31,997 --> 00:15:32,998
We're gonna go the way
of the Sears catalog

321
00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:34,832
and 20th Century Fox.

322
00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:38,919
Are you sure this isn't
because you miss the old Burns?

323
00:15:38,963 --> 00:15:41,296
Of course I miss him. Who wouldn't?

324
00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:43,215
-
- Simpson, if you care about your job,

325
00:15:43,259 --> 00:15:44,925
and the jobs of everyone in this plant,

326
00:15:44,969 --> 00:15:47,177
you'll end your
friendship with Mr. Burns.

327
00:15:47,221 --> 00:15:49,096
- Permanently.
- No problem.

328
00:15:49,139 --> 00:15:51,431
As long as I'm still friends with Fred.

329
00:15:51,475 --> 00:15:53,392
Burns is Fred.

330
00:15:53,435 --> 00:15:56,395
Wha...? Oh, he is not.

331
00:15:59,609 --> 00:16:03,527
- What's wrong, Homie?
- Mm, not much.

332
00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:06,989
I lost a friend today because
Burns stepped out of him.

333
00:16:07,032 --> 00:16:08,866
- What?
- Well, let's just say

334
00:16:08,909 --> 00:16:10,033
I can't be friends with Fred anymore

335
00:16:10,077 --> 00:16:11,743
but I don't know how to tell him.

336
00:16:11,787 --> 00:16:13,328
Well, don't ask me. I suck at it.

337
00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:14,955
That's why I can't shake Milhouse.

338
00:16:14,999 --> 00:16:16,999
I'm right here, Bart.

339
00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:19,167
Our sleepover ended two days ago.

340
00:16:19,211 --> 00:16:21,420
I'll call my mom again.

341
00:16:29,805 --> 00:16:32,306
- Hey, Fred.
- Ahoy-hoy.

342
00:16:32,349 --> 00:16:35,058
Listen, Fred, we can't really
hang out with you anymore.

343
00:16:35,102 --> 00:16:39,396
No offense. I mean,
it's just that I got to focus on work.

344
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:44,276
My console's under here somewhere.

345
00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:45,736
Hey, Fred!

346
00:16:45,779 --> 00:16:46,987
- The man of the hour.
- Oh...

347
00:16:47,031 --> 00:16:49,448
We were just working
on a list of new things

348
00:16:49,491 --> 00:16:51,450
you can get old man Burns to give us.

349
00:16:51,493 --> 00:16:53,911
What do you mean "old man Burns"?

350
00:16:54,701 --> 00:16:56,038
I mean, he's so old.

351
00:16:56,081 --> 00:16:57,831
Fossilized scarecrow.

352
00:16:57,875 --> 00:17:02,002
You know, I've never seen Fred
and Burns at the same time.

353
00:17:02,046 --> 00:17:04,496
Which means you must hate Burns, too.

354
00:17:04,506 --> 00:17:07,215
Ooh, well, we-we don't really hate him.

355
00:17:07,259 --> 00:17:09,623
Mr. Burns is a withered old corn husk

356
00:17:09,658 --> 00:17:10,844
with a rotten apple for a head,

357
00:17:10,888 --> 00:17:12,346
and I'm getting special clogs made up

358
00:17:12,389 --> 00:17:13,972
so I can riverdance on his grave.

359
00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:19,828
You ungrateful jackals.

360
00:17:19,871 --> 00:17:21,705
Smithers, where's the kill button?

361
00:17:21,748 --> 00:17:23,498
Um, there isn't one, sir.

362
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,583
How many times have I told you,

363
00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:27,585
everything must have a kill button?

364
00:17:28,217 --> 00:17:30,255
Unhand me, you ape!

365
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:32,674
Why am I always referred to as an ape?

366
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:35,218
Never a gorilla or an orangutan.

367
00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:37,628
Aw, monkey want a banana?

368
00:17:38,690 --> 00:17:41,391
Why, you incredibly complex...

369
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,686
I-I thought

370
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,187
you were

371
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:47,897
my friends.

372
00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:51,192
Huh. Someone's having a day.

373
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:56,239
Fred, you traitor.

374
00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:58,158
You've turned my employees against me.

375
00:17:58,201 --> 00:18:00,243
Yeah, but they love me.

376
00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:02,370
And soon, there'll be no you.

377
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:04,414
Just Fred!

378
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:14,215
As all my attorneys keep telling me,
why won't you die?

379
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:17,510
Because I'm the last
spark of goodness in you.

380
00:18:17,554 --> 00:18:19,721
It can't be extinguished!

381
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,765
I'm glad I went to the bathroom in you.

382
00:18:21,808 --> 00:18:23,266
En garde.

383
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:33,735
Die, die. D-die, die.

384
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:36,780
It's okay, Mr. Burns. Fred's gone.

385
00:18:37,657 --> 00:18:40,408
Oh, why can't I be loved and feared?

386
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:42,702
- Like God?
- Why?

387
00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:44,954
Because you're the boss,
we're the workers.

388
00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:47,240
It goes back to caveman days.

389
00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:50,085
Ten guys killed the mammoth
while the boss yelled at them.

390
00:18:50,128 --> 00:18:53,338
Then the boss got all the meat
and they got all the toenails.

391
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:56,400
Because that's the way life works.

392
00:18:56,411 --> 00:19:00,136
Next came the Renaissance,
and the invention of the time clock,

393
00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:02,514
which meant the boss no
longer had to waste time

394
00:19:02,557 --> 00:19:04,057
checking on his employees

395
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:06,351
and could become Pope
and marry his sister.

396
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:10,772
With recent times came
unions and workers' rights.

397
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:14,109
Which were then taken away
in even more recent times.

398
00:19:14,152 --> 00:19:15,735
Wrap it up, Homer.

399
00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:17,070
That catwalk is starting to buckle.

400
00:19:19,282 --> 00:19:21,574
My point is, no matter what, Mr. Burns,

401
00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:25,078
the boss sucks, so why shouldn't you?

402
00:19:25,567 --> 00:19:27,914
Why indeed.

403
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:30,291
Back to work,
and everything nice is canceled.

404
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:32,585
- Um, does that include...
- If you have to ask,

405
00:19:32,629 --> 00:19:34,087
it's canceled.

406
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:36,589
And Fred, the man I could've been,

407
00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:40,009
I consign to the fires of hell.

408
00:19:44,599 --> 00:19:47,183
Somebody stop it. No, no, no, too late.

409
00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:50,145
- Oh, poor Fred.
- It's a costume, you idiot.

410
00:19:50,188 --> 00:19:52,522
A lot of work goes into those.

411
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:53,879
Good to have you back, sir.

412
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,317
Good to... oh, Smithers.

413
00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:58,611
I left my car fob in that suit.
Go get it.

414
00:19:58,655 --> 00:20:00,738
But that's certain death, sir.

415
00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:04,701
- Yes, but for you.
- You're back.

416
00:20:04,744 --> 00:20:06,828
Or am I?

417
00:20:10,983 --> 00:20:12,160
Attention, everyone.

418
00:20:12,164 --> 00:20:14,570
This is your new coworker Don Phoneyman.

419
00:20:14,644 --> 00:20:16,156
Please show him the ropes.

420
00:20:16,815 --> 00:20:19,048
I'm not going through this again.
Come on.

421
00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:21,593
We know it's you, Mr. Burns,
and we'll prove it.

422
00:20:21,628 --> 00:20:23,845
Release the hounds.
They won't touch you.

423
00:20:26,141 --> 00:20:28,099
Well, what do you know? He's real.

424
00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:30,685
I didn't know we could call the hounds.

425
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,770
We can also operate the trapdoor.

426
00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:35,315
I'll get you for this!

427
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:54,367
Engage karaoke mode.

428
00:20:54,377 --> 00:20:57,504
* list to me while I tell you *

429
00:20:57,547 --> 00:21:00,340
* of the Spaniard that
blighted my life *

430
00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:05,303
* list to me, while I tell you *

431
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:08,556
* of the man that
pinched my future wife. *

432
00:21:29,968 --> 00:21:31,371
Shh!

433
00:21:34,117 --> 00:21:37,387
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