1 00:00:12,033 --> 00:00:15,766 Antarctica... Icy graveyard of hubris, 2 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:17,600 not hostile to humanity, 3 00:00:17,633 --> 00:00:19,700 but worse... utterly indifferent, 4 00:00:19,733 --> 00:00:22,265 a blank wall at the edge of the universe, 5 00:00:22,290 --> 00:00:25,328 defying us to find meaning in it. 6 00:00:26,743 --> 00:00:28,610 So you can see why I'm not going. 7 00:00:28,635 --> 00:00:32,032 For God's... the antenna at McMurdo Station is down. 8 00:00:32,057 --> 00:00:34,047 All we've heard is a garbled transmission 9 00:00:34,072 --> 00:00:36,639 about a murder, and two days ago, 10 00:00:36,664 --> 00:00:38,431 we detected an unidentified... 11 00:00:38,456 --> 00:00:39,720 Really? 12 00:00:39,745 --> 00:00:41,162 - You need a pickleback? - Do you? 13 00:00:41,187 --> 00:00:42,526 - I... - We're as concerned 14 00:00:42,551 --> 00:00:44,885 about McMurdo as the average citizen is, 15 00:00:44,918 --> 00:00:46,723 but we run a business. 16 00:00:46,748 --> 00:00:48,281 Obviously, we're extremely concerned 17 00:00:48,306 --> 00:00:49,840 - about the consequences. - Are you? 18 00:00:49,865 --> 00:00:52,215 The death of everyone on Antarctica, 19 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:55,040 the loss of research that may save the planet, 20 00:00:55,065 --> 00:00:56,562 and a flaw in the ice cap 21 00:00:56,587 --> 00:00:58,620 that could doom us in the short-term? 22 00:00:58,645 --> 00:01:02,757 Sure, those, but does this look like a nonprofit? 23 00:01:02,782 --> 00:01:06,293 Yeah, one that distributes liquor to needy child-men. 24 00:01:06,318 --> 00:01:08,426 Hey! It happens to be man-child! 25 00:01:08,451 --> 00:01:10,151 And now I'm craving a pickleback, 26 00:01:10,185 --> 00:01:12,718 - so thanks for that. - For the last few years, 27 00:01:12,751 --> 00:01:16,085 this organization had a newfound reputation 28 00:01:16,118 --> 00:01:18,858 for effectiveness and ethical conduct. 29 00:01:18,883 --> 00:01:20,118 What happened? 30 00:01:20,151 --> 00:01:22,518 I woke up, and we got awesome again. 31 00:01:22,551 --> 00:01:25,961 Jesus, Lana, how far you've fallen. 32 00:01:25,986 --> 00:01:28,253 - I'm sorry? - Some history here? 33 00:01:28,278 --> 00:01:29,793 I honestly have no idea what's happening right now. 34 00:01:29,818 --> 00:01:32,524 Please. It's Sandra. 35 00:01:32,549 --> 00:01:33,740 You were the star 36 00:01:33,765 --> 00:01:35,665 of the environmental science department, 37 00:01:35,690 --> 00:01:37,618 sucking up all the grants and funding 38 00:01:37,651 --> 00:01:40,451 like a selfish vampire, then skipping out, 39 00:01:40,485 --> 00:01:43,285 leaving our department blacklisted for grants 40 00:01:43,318 --> 00:01:45,093 for the next five years. 41 00:01:46,531 --> 00:01:48,905 Grad school Sandra. 42 00:01:48,930 --> 00:01:50,759 Yeah, I still don't know who you are. 43 00:01:50,784 --> 00:01:52,618 Nothing worse than a nemesis 44 00:01:52,651 --> 00:01:54,151 who doesn't know you exist... 45 00:01:54,185 --> 00:01:56,224 Like playing air guitar with your entire life. 46 00:01:56,249 --> 00:01:59,096 Why don't you all take a deep breath? 47 00:01:59,121 --> 00:02:01,770 There's wonderful oxygen right outside my office. 48 00:02:01,795 --> 00:02:02,742 Guys! Guys! 49 00:02:02,767 --> 00:02:04,300 It's landing on the building! 50 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:05,709 Wait, but we don't have a... 51 00:02:06,883 --> 00:02:09,726 "Helipad" is what I was gonna say. 52 00:02:09,751 --> 00:02:11,418 Hey, Trip. 53 00:02:11,451 --> 00:02:14,180 I didn't know that you were coming. 54 00:02:14,251 --> 00:02:16,664 As the major private donor to McMurdo, 55 00:02:16,689 --> 00:02:19,868 I am determined to solve this crisis at all costs. 56 00:02:19,893 --> 00:02:23,088 Funny, that's exactly the number of costs we charge. 57 00:02:23,113 --> 00:02:25,485 I'm taking your full team to McMurdo. 58 00:02:25,510 --> 00:02:28,651 Severe winds there right now, so we'll have to take my sub. 59 00:02:28,685 --> 00:02:30,595 - You have a submarine? - Hey, bud. 60 00:02:30,620 --> 00:02:33,285 I love humanity, but in a warming world 61 00:02:33,318 --> 00:02:34,751 on the brink of anarchy, 62 00:02:34,785 --> 00:02:37,418 an exit strategy is only sensible. 63 00:02:37,451 --> 00:02:39,351 We, of course, are very familiar 64 00:02:39,385 --> 00:02:41,251 with your technology ventures. 65 00:02:41,285 --> 00:02:43,118 Including those floating mini-cities. 66 00:02:43,151 --> 00:02:45,318 Didn't you blow a ton of money designing those? 67 00:02:45,351 --> 00:02:46,618 - In a warming world... - We get it. 68 00:02:46,651 --> 00:02:48,202 Yes, we get it. 69 00:02:48,227 --> 00:02:49,904 Why are you so concerned with McMurdo? 70 00:02:49,929 --> 00:02:52,663 I've spent time with the people of McMurdo, 71 00:02:52,688 --> 00:02:54,984 and they truly are my family. 72 00:02:55,068 --> 00:02:57,801 My guess is one of those freaks went eco-terrorist, 73 00:02:57,835 --> 00:02:59,868 and I need to protect my investment. 74 00:02:59,901 --> 00:03:01,868 Really? Any evidence for that? 75 00:03:01,901 --> 00:03:03,268 Don't need it, because I have 76 00:03:03,301 --> 00:03:05,258 something better: vision. 77 00:03:05,283 --> 00:03:06,883 Though, not quite enough vision to see 78 00:03:06,908 --> 00:03:08,241 that we don't have a helipad. 79 00:03:08,266 --> 00:03:09,609 When you're innovative enough, 80 00:03:09,764 --> 00:03:11,331 everything's a helipad. 81 00:03:13,635 --> 00:03:15,195 Hard to argue with that. 82 00:03:47,225 --> 00:03:54,226 credits 83 00:03:56,479 --> 00:03:57,812 Place your bet, folks. 84 00:03:57,837 --> 00:04:00,904 Thawed alien monstrosity? Flesh-eating virus? 85 00:04:01,235 --> 00:04:02,157 Demon possession. 86 00:04:02,182 --> 00:04:03,582 - Sex worms! - Look. 87 00:04:03,607 --> 00:04:05,876 All we've got to do is make sure everyone is okay. 88 00:04:05,901 --> 00:04:08,563 - Other than the murder victim. - So we solve the murder, 89 00:04:08,588 --> 00:04:10,418 we fix the antenna, and then we get out of here 90 00:04:10,443 --> 00:04:12,043 before our nipples rip through our clothing. 91 00:04:12,068 --> 00:04:14,658 Ooh, multi-dimensional hell-beast that confronts us 92 00:04:14,683 --> 00:04:16,443 with the horror of our own existence? 93 00:04:16,468 --> 00:04:18,573 No, Mother's still on the sub. 94 00:04:18,598 --> 00:04:20,876 - But why? - I'll go when they train 95 00:04:20,901 --> 00:04:24,168 penguins to mix a decent French 75 96 00:04:24,193 --> 00:04:25,726 and not a moment before. 97 00:04:25,751 --> 00:04:28,185 - I'll be in the bar. - And I just don't like 98 00:04:28,368 --> 00:04:30,653 being places, you know. 99 00:04:30,678 --> 00:04:33,372 Okay, but how can you help from the sub? 100 00:04:33,397 --> 00:04:35,531 - Help what? - I don't know, 101 00:04:35,556 --> 00:04:37,343 maybe putting our stuff on the sledge. 102 00:04:37,368 --> 00:04:39,922 I'm dealing with my own supplies, Lana. 103 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:41,513 - Is that just booze in there? - No! 104 00:04:41,538 --> 00:04:42,771 For your information, 105 00:04:42,796 --> 00:04:44,876 there's also a huge amount of pickle juice. 106 00:04:44,901 --> 00:04:46,742 Seriously, you got me fiending. 107 00:04:46,767 --> 00:04:50,456 Welcome to the most beautiful place on Earth. 108 00:04:50,481 --> 00:04:53,690 Yep, just narrowly edged out the walk-in freezer at IHOP. 109 00:04:53,715 --> 00:04:56,204 This is Rex, chief of station. 110 00:04:56,229 --> 00:04:58,743 And this is baby Lamont. 111 00:04:58,768 --> 00:05:01,868 I am not saying hello to a flightless bird. 112 00:05:01,901 --> 00:05:04,537 Your loss and also Lamont's. 113 00:05:04,774 --> 00:05:06,794 He's sensitive. You just bought me an hour 114 00:05:06,819 --> 00:05:08,201 of tummy rubs tonight. 115 00:05:08,226 --> 00:05:10,638 Hey there, sailor, you giving those out for free? 116 00:05:10,663 --> 00:05:13,230 Yes, penguins don't use currency. 117 00:05:13,368 --> 00:05:15,368 So are you here for the antenna repair 118 00:05:15,401 --> 00:05:16,640 or for the murder? 119 00:05:16,665 --> 00:05:19,474 Both; we need to get a handle on the situation. 120 00:05:19,499 --> 00:05:21,765 Gather everyone on base for questioning. 121 00:05:21,790 --> 00:05:24,243 Krieger here will attempt to repair the main antenna. 122 00:05:24,268 --> 00:05:26,150 But right now, you need to get me inside 123 00:05:26,175 --> 00:05:27,701 because if I get any colder, 124 00:05:27,735 --> 00:05:29,643 I'm gonna literally murder someone. 125 00:05:30,439 --> 00:05:31,368 Sorry. 126 00:05:31,401 --> 00:05:33,035 - Too soon? - He was my friend. 127 00:05:33,068 --> 00:05:35,001 But come on, it's not like there were 128 00:05:35,035 --> 00:05:36,352 a ton of options out here. 129 00:05:37,068 --> 00:05:39,649 It's like an oat milk orgy in here. 130 00:05:39,674 --> 00:05:42,976 A half-bottle of substandard vodka? 131 00:05:43,001 --> 00:05:44,516 I don't drink alcohol. 132 00:05:44,541 --> 00:05:47,180 I need every brain cell at top capacity 133 00:05:47,205 --> 00:05:49,258 when my mind is uploaded to the cloud. 134 00:05:49,283 --> 00:05:50,782 Which means we'll need the vodka 135 00:05:50,807 --> 00:05:52,586 to deal with you until then. 136 00:05:52,617 --> 00:05:55,429 He thinks alcohol goes in your brain. 137 00:05:55,454 --> 00:05:57,313 You use your mouth. 138 00:05:57,338 --> 00:06:00,649 But, please, do not leave this area. 139 00:06:01,398 --> 00:06:04,386 Does that seem fishy to you? 140 00:06:04,697 --> 00:06:07,042 I mean, it's not like you're not gonna drink it. 141 00:06:08,564 --> 00:06:09,738 I'm not saying you're wrong. 142 00:06:09,763 --> 00:06:11,261 I just think we want them looking 143 00:06:11,286 --> 00:06:12,843 at the pickaxes, so they're, you know, 144 00:06:12,868 --> 00:06:14,235 "facing their crime." 145 00:06:14,572 --> 00:06:16,876 What about ropes to symbolize... 146 00:06:16,901 --> 00:06:18,102 I'm getting into character. 147 00:06:18,127 --> 00:06:20,502 As a douchebag? I think you're there. 148 00:06:20,527 --> 00:06:22,327 Lana, please. We are in the midst 149 00:06:22,352 --> 00:06:24,415 of a closed-door whodunnit, so forgive me 150 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:26,282 for actually enjoying my work. 151 00:06:26,735 --> 00:06:28,891 - No. - What do you mean, "no"? 152 00:06:28,916 --> 00:06:31,147 I don't deal well with dead bodies, 153 00:06:31,172 --> 00:06:32,750 so maybe I should... 154 00:06:32,926 --> 00:06:35,876 - God, it's worse than I thought! - What's with him? 155 00:06:35,901 --> 00:06:37,701 Well, after turning his life around 156 00:06:37,735 --> 00:06:39,001 while Archer was in a coma, 157 00:06:39,035 --> 00:06:41,166 he's fallen back into some old habits. 158 00:06:41,336 --> 00:06:43,236 Like being a whiny little bitch! 159 00:06:43,261 --> 00:06:45,424 Keep it together. You're a man! 160 00:06:45,449 --> 00:06:47,164 Yeah, that's the thing about real men... 161 00:06:47,189 --> 00:06:48,814 Always saying they're men. 162 00:06:49,432 --> 00:06:50,876 Sharp entrance wound, no evidence 163 00:06:50,901 --> 00:06:52,243 of sawing or slicing. 164 00:06:52,268 --> 00:06:54,310 We're looking at a single blow, angled downward. 165 00:06:54,335 --> 00:06:56,985 My verdict: this wasn't a murder at all! 166 00:06:57,010 --> 00:06:58,669 It was an icicle! 167 00:06:58,694 --> 00:07:00,501 This was next to the body. 168 00:07:00,889 --> 00:07:02,111 The shame. 169 00:07:02,136 --> 00:07:03,615 Just sit in it. 170 00:07:03,801 --> 00:07:06,379 - It's a pretty standard move. - I'm... I'm Gray. 171 00:07:06,404 --> 00:07:09,254 I've spent most of the last 15 years with penguins. 172 00:07:09,279 --> 00:07:11,457 - I kind of forget how to... - Be a person? 173 00:07:12,535 --> 00:07:14,827 I am Dr. Gertrude Rilsa. 174 00:07:14,852 --> 00:07:17,501 Wow. That was intensely sinister. 175 00:07:17,535 --> 00:07:19,321 Yeah, do you have a vocal setting 176 00:07:19,346 --> 00:07:21,446 where it doesn't seem like you're about to kill us? 177 00:07:21,601 --> 00:07:24,001 I will humanize myself. 178 00:07:24,180 --> 00:07:26,880 I study how the isolation of a small group 179 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:28,768 affects willingness to engage 180 00:07:28,793 --> 00:07:32,186 in increasingly deviant sexual behaviors... 181 00:07:32,368 --> 00:07:34,001 with robots... 182 00:07:34,155 --> 00:07:35,493 on drugs. 183 00:07:35,518 --> 00:07:36,752 - Wow! - The robots? 184 00:07:36,868 --> 00:07:38,468 Do we introduce her to Krieger or would that... 185 00:07:38,501 --> 00:07:39,701 Bring about the death of humanity 186 00:07:39,735 --> 00:07:42,032 in a cyber-sexual apocalypse? Hard yes. 187 00:07:42,150 --> 00:07:43,562 Yes... no. I mean, yes. 188 00:07:43,587 --> 00:07:44,735 No, I... I didn't do it. 189 00:07:44,768 --> 00:07:46,001 I'm second in command of this base, 190 00:07:46,035 --> 00:07:48,340 and I do everything by the book. 191 00:07:48,523 --> 00:07:50,471 - Name? - Maddox. 192 00:07:50,496 --> 00:07:52,574 Sorry, little jumpy. Whoo! 193 00:07:53,730 --> 00:07:55,674 Hey, that's okay. It's a stressful sit... 194 00:07:55,707 --> 00:07:57,593 It wasn't me, goddamn it! 195 00:07:57,890 --> 00:08:00,835 Playing at detectives, they must face death 196 00:08:00,868 --> 00:08:05,501 in all her guises, both that of the victim and their own. 197 00:08:05,535 --> 00:08:07,735 You... you wanna turn that off? 198 00:08:07,768 --> 00:08:10,127 I am afraid that is not possible. 199 00:08:10,963 --> 00:08:13,468 We were all in the common area. 200 00:08:13,681 --> 00:08:14,901 Bob left first. 201 00:08:14,935 --> 00:08:16,869 We didn't see him for the rest of the night. 202 00:08:17,273 --> 00:08:19,839 Then I think Gray left for a while. 203 00:08:19,864 --> 00:08:21,568 Ah! He must have left 204 00:08:21,601 --> 00:08:23,451 to do some light murdering, then... 205 00:08:23,476 --> 00:08:26,310 He went to my experimental robot den 206 00:08:26,335 --> 00:08:29,724 to engage in his ultimate fantasy. 207 00:08:29,749 --> 00:08:32,283 Gray is great, but let's just say 208 00:08:32,308 --> 00:08:33,964 I don't leave him alone with Lamont. 209 00:08:33,989 --> 00:08:35,145 I think we get it. 210 00:08:35,179 --> 00:08:37,339 He wants to fornicate with penguins. 211 00:08:37,364 --> 00:08:39,406 Did you know penguins mate for life? 212 00:08:40,335 --> 00:08:42,468 - Fantastic. - Did anyone else leave 213 00:08:42,501 --> 00:08:44,944 - after Gray? - Sure, I left for a while. 214 00:08:46,633 --> 00:08:48,301 Very interesting. 215 00:08:48,335 --> 00:08:51,347 - I did, twice. - I left four times. 216 00:08:51,372 --> 00:08:52,001 Thank you. 217 00:08:52,035 --> 00:08:53,635 This has all been very unhelpful. 218 00:08:53,668 --> 00:08:56,779 - Worse murder suspects ever. - Perhaps not. 219 00:08:56,804 --> 00:09:01,476 I went outside to document the desolate, inky night... 220 00:09:01,501 --> 00:09:02,868 Well, I'll notify the consulate 221 00:09:02,901 --> 00:09:05,694 of the great nation of I-don't-care-istan. 222 00:09:05,719 --> 00:09:09,435 Whilst pouring over footage, I found I had captured 223 00:09:09,468 --> 00:09:13,205 Maddox exiting the murder location at the time of death. 224 00:09:13,230 --> 00:09:14,517 Why didn't you tell us before? 225 00:09:14,542 --> 00:09:15,775 Who can say? 226 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:18,335 Trying to understand the human motives 227 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:22,482 only leads to a labyrinth of madness and chaos. 228 00:09:23,735 --> 00:09:25,272 - Shut up! - Shut up! 229 00:09:25,501 --> 00:09:27,835 All right, let's announce our next contestant 230 00:09:27,868 --> 00:09:32,065 on "Did You Commit Murder?" 231 00:09:32,090 --> 00:09:34,957 And Maddox, come on down! 232 00:09:36,764 --> 00:09:37,830 Pam, come on! 233 00:09:37,855 --> 00:09:38,963 You were supposed to get everyone. 234 00:09:38,988 --> 00:09:40,151 That was a big moment. 235 00:09:40,176 --> 00:09:41,735 - Maddox ain't coming. - Did she bolt? 236 00:09:41,768 --> 00:09:43,980 No, dummy. She just got murdered. 237 00:09:45,357 --> 00:09:47,335 My God, this is terrible. 238 00:09:47,368 --> 00:09:49,857 Seriously, that totally ruins my game-show thing. 239 00:09:49,882 --> 00:09:51,458 Really? That's the problem? 240 00:09:52,501 --> 00:09:54,375 I made a Plinko board! 241 00:10:00,468 --> 00:10:03,954 Guys, we're sure Plinko wouldn't be useful here? 242 00:10:03,979 --> 00:10:05,844 - No! - So Maddox 243 00:10:05,869 --> 00:10:07,437 wasn't the murderer. 244 00:10:07,462 --> 00:10:08,681 - Ya think? - Look. 245 00:10:08,706 --> 00:10:11,019 If we're going to solve this, it's not going to be 246 00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:13,376 by engaging in petty squabbles! 247 00:10:13,401 --> 00:10:14,935 Man, you don't know us at all. 248 00:10:14,968 --> 00:10:17,347 Can you think of any motive for the murder? 249 00:10:17,372 --> 00:10:19,745 I don't know... any research worth killing over? 250 00:10:19,770 --> 00:10:21,362 Don't be ridiculous. 251 00:10:21,387 --> 00:10:24,401 Our main study has been mapping the depth of ice sheets, 252 00:10:24,426 --> 00:10:26,460 using small explosive charges. 253 00:10:26,485 --> 00:10:27,560 Congratulations. 254 00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:29,480 You just made explosives boring. 255 00:10:29,505 --> 00:10:31,629 Well, they found a flaw in the ice sheet, 256 00:10:31,654 --> 00:10:34,004 which would be catastrophic if it gave way... 257 00:10:34,029 --> 00:10:37,662 A hundred years of sea level rise in ten minutes. 258 00:10:37,687 --> 00:10:39,268 Wow. I stand corrected. 259 00:10:39,293 --> 00:10:41,193 That is in fact so boring, 260 00:10:41,218 --> 00:10:42,909 the word "boring" just killed itself. 261 00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:44,559 Krieger, can you examine these bodies? 262 00:10:44,584 --> 00:10:45,418 We need a clue. 263 00:10:45,443 --> 00:10:46,824 Okay, but these days, 264 00:10:46,849 --> 00:10:49,293 I've got more practice with cephalopod bodies. 265 00:10:49,318 --> 00:10:50,926 What the hell happens in that lab? 266 00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:53,217 Okay, Archer and I are gonna go search Maddox's quarters. 267 00:10:53,242 --> 00:10:55,045 - I'll give you a hand. - No, you will not. 268 00:10:55,070 --> 00:10:56,006 You're a suspect. 269 00:10:56,031 --> 00:10:59,162 And just what are we expected to do? 270 00:10:59,476 --> 00:11:02,623 No, Rexy, Big Mama lost again. 271 00:11:02,922 --> 00:11:05,797 What am I gonna have to take off now? 272 00:11:05,822 --> 00:11:08,922 Strip solitaire is not a thing! 273 00:11:08,947 --> 00:11:10,359 - I'm out. - What? 274 00:11:10,384 --> 00:11:12,023 Yeah, on people. I'm out. 275 00:11:12,048 --> 00:11:15,248 I can see that. So what now? 276 00:11:15,273 --> 00:11:17,164 Isn't it obvious? 277 00:11:17,189 --> 00:11:19,922 - Prison tats! - Exact... no! 278 00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:22,047 We find something else to drink! 279 00:11:22,072 --> 00:11:24,172 I don't care what Trip says. 280 00:11:24,197 --> 00:11:25,897 No one plans for an apocalypse 281 00:11:25,922 --> 00:11:28,355 without a stash of the good stuff. 282 00:11:28,380 --> 00:11:29,628 This is a coke sub? 283 00:11:29,653 --> 00:11:31,167 No, I mean, liquor. 284 00:11:31,192 --> 00:11:32,759 Why would they smuggle liquor? 285 00:11:32,784 --> 00:11:33,721 They don't. 286 00:11:33,746 --> 00:11:35,643 So where's the cocaine, lady? 287 00:11:35,668 --> 00:11:38,440 It's called logic. Look into it. 288 00:11:38,930 --> 00:11:39,768 Into what? 289 00:11:39,793 --> 00:11:41,760 We don't even know what we're looking for. 290 00:11:41,785 --> 00:11:43,218 Yes, well, you've certainly pinpointed 291 00:11:43,243 --> 00:11:44,881 the very nature of a clue. 292 00:11:44,906 --> 00:11:47,889 The question is, who had the time to ransack the place 293 00:11:47,914 --> 00:11:50,779 after the murder but before Pam announced it? 294 00:11:50,804 --> 00:11:52,037 No, not necessarily. They could have 295 00:11:52,062 --> 00:11:53,811 tossed the place before they killed her. 296 00:11:53,836 --> 00:11:55,069 Shut up, both of you, 297 00:11:55,094 --> 00:11:57,241 with this deductive timeline circle jerk. 298 00:11:57,266 --> 00:11:58,679 Wait a minute. Weren't you the one 299 00:11:58,704 --> 00:12:00,644 reveling in this closed-door whodunnit? 300 00:12:00,669 --> 00:12:03,066 Before it became a stupid logic puzzle. 301 00:12:03,091 --> 00:12:04,910 Who am I, Bernard Bolzano? 302 00:12:04,935 --> 00:12:06,235 So what do you suggest? 303 00:12:06,260 --> 00:12:08,269 We need to get back to our instincts, 304 00:12:08,294 --> 00:12:10,324 like, this, I guess. 305 00:12:10,349 --> 00:12:11,783 Give me that! 306 00:12:12,111 --> 00:12:13,819 This is Maddox's notebook, 307 00:12:13,992 --> 00:12:16,147 and there are a bunch of pages ripped out. 308 00:12:16,172 --> 00:12:17,545 But before that... 309 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,624 She went out on the ice, and she found something, 310 00:12:20,649 --> 00:12:22,112 - and she was... - With Rex. 311 00:12:22,768 --> 00:12:24,245 Feel that power. 312 00:12:25,304 --> 00:12:29,282 And I'm going to do that every two minutes 313 00:12:29,307 --> 00:12:31,321 until you let us out. 314 00:12:31,346 --> 00:12:35,500 And his anguish was not just in his genitals. 315 00:12:35,525 --> 00:12:37,680 It was in his soul. 316 00:12:37,705 --> 00:12:39,133 Jesus, Cyril. 317 00:12:39,158 --> 00:12:41,165 You leave your nuts in your other uterus? 318 00:12:41,190 --> 00:12:42,017 No! 319 00:12:42,042 --> 00:12:44,181 It's abundantly clear they're still here. 320 00:12:44,206 --> 00:12:46,206 Seriously, what happened to you? 321 00:12:46,231 --> 00:12:48,931 Archer happened to me! Can't you all see that? 322 00:12:48,956 --> 00:12:50,826 He, like, drags you back to your worst self 323 00:12:50,851 --> 00:12:53,037 like some kind of horrible reverse therapist! 324 00:12:53,062 --> 00:12:55,319 Whatever, dude. I feel great. 325 00:12:55,344 --> 00:12:57,140 Girl, if you were any more on the prowl, 326 00:12:57,165 --> 00:12:59,476 there'd be an APB out on your cooch. 327 00:12:59,501 --> 00:13:01,000 You see me backsliding? 328 00:13:01,025 --> 00:13:03,234 I don't even want it anymore. 329 00:13:03,259 --> 00:13:05,392 I gotta keep eating it to fill the void 330 00:13:05,417 --> 00:13:08,521 that eating it creates, like a snake eating 331 00:13:08,546 --> 00:13:11,209 - its chocolaty delicious tail. - Hi. 332 00:13:11,234 --> 00:13:12,467 Can you come with me to the garage? 333 00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:14,425 Things are getting creepy, and I'd feel better 334 00:13:14,450 --> 00:13:16,150 with an escort. 335 00:13:17,650 --> 00:13:19,159 No, you do not see that. 336 00:13:19,184 --> 00:13:20,917 You're right. I'll... I'll stand up to him. 337 00:13:20,942 --> 00:13:22,855 Hey, Cyril, if you could stop masturbating 338 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:24,722 for a second, send Pam over with Rex. 339 00:13:24,797 --> 00:13:26,030 Also, you suck. 340 00:13:31,475 --> 00:13:32,960 Innapropski. 341 00:13:32,985 --> 00:13:35,019 Rex, my man. There he is. 342 00:13:35,044 --> 00:13:37,543 Hey, can you hand Lamont over to Pam? 343 00:13:38,611 --> 00:13:40,355 We know you did it, asshole! 344 00:13:40,995 --> 00:13:43,183 Let go of my beautiful polar bear! 345 00:13:43,208 --> 00:13:44,975 Maddox's notebook said you went out on the ice 346 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,011 to investigate some blip after the flyover. 347 00:13:47,036 --> 00:13:48,802 That doesn't mean I killed her! 348 00:13:48,827 --> 00:13:50,847 Good point. One second. 349 00:13:51,589 --> 00:13:54,136 But there could be any number 350 00:13:54,161 --> 00:13:55,995 of reasons we're radioactive. 351 00:13:56,020 --> 00:13:58,355 I know, and it also explains 352 00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:01,089 the penguin excrement on the ice ax! 353 00:14:01,114 --> 00:14:02,464 Damn it, Lamont! 354 00:14:04,550 --> 00:14:05,558 It's true. 355 00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:09,068 I've had bottles smuggled into Yemen in a camel's ass. 356 00:14:09,093 --> 00:14:11,303 You only drink what's inside, darling. 357 00:14:11,328 --> 00:14:13,380 So this doesn't seem at all undignified to you? 358 00:14:13,405 --> 00:14:14,748 Why should it? 359 00:14:15,341 --> 00:14:16,889 Quick, the closet! 360 00:14:17,511 --> 00:14:20,699 Things are in motion. Just a bit of a cash crunch. 361 00:14:20,724 --> 00:14:23,535 I can say there's gonna be a huge demand 362 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:26,300 for my floating cities very soon. 363 00:14:28,929 --> 00:14:30,796 Pull the snowmobiles out of cargo bay. 364 00:14:30,821 --> 00:14:32,670 We have the location of the package, 365 00:14:32,695 --> 00:14:36,944 and I need Team Alpha out in force... armed to the teeth. 366 00:14:36,969 --> 00:14:39,897 Now that's fishy because of the floating cities! 367 00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:42,627 They're on water, where fish live! 368 00:14:43,822 --> 00:14:45,635 Ah, looks like I have insurance 369 00:14:45,660 --> 00:14:47,924 if your team starts to meddle. 370 00:14:47,949 --> 00:14:50,502 And can you possibly whisper any louder? 371 00:14:50,527 --> 00:14:52,481 Yes, obviously! 372 00:14:52,506 --> 00:14:54,140 What is with this guy? 373 00:14:54,165 --> 00:14:56,065 Seriously, what's so important 374 00:14:56,090 --> 00:14:57,872 that you had to kill two people? 375 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,598 First off, it's not two. 376 00:14:59,623 --> 00:15:02,039 And... wait. You don't know? 377 00:15:03,132 --> 00:15:04,146 I am sorry. 378 00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:06,656 This has been a massive communication failure. 379 00:15:06,681 --> 00:15:08,086 So you didn't kill Bob! 380 00:15:08,111 --> 00:15:10,297 No, I totally killed that asshole. 381 00:15:10,322 --> 00:15:12,619 This all gets a little confusing, 382 00:15:12,644 --> 00:15:14,456 so just stay with me. 383 00:15:14,732 --> 00:15:16,870 There was an unauthorized flyover, 384 00:15:16,895 --> 00:15:18,651 and I noticed on radar 385 00:15:18,676 --> 00:15:20,456 that the plane dropped something. 386 00:15:20,481 --> 00:15:23,248 So Maddox and I went out to see what it was. 387 00:15:23,273 --> 00:15:25,021 It was a hydrogen bomb. 388 00:15:25,046 --> 00:15:27,029 We figured someone had dropped it as a way 389 00:15:27,054 --> 00:15:29,591 to transfer it, since they're impossible to smuggle. 390 00:15:29,616 --> 00:15:32,998 So Maddox and I took it back and stashed it. 391 00:15:33,582 --> 00:15:36,311 That night, while we were deciding what to do, 392 00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:39,403 we discovered Bob sabotaging the antenna. 393 00:15:39,428 --> 00:15:41,399 He was trying to isolate the base, 394 00:15:41,424 --> 00:15:44,985 and then he discovered us discovering him. 395 00:15:49,487 --> 00:15:51,387 So when you guys got here, 396 00:15:51,412 --> 00:15:53,049 I thought you were in on it. 397 00:15:53,074 --> 00:15:54,669 So where did you stash it? 398 00:15:55,849 --> 00:15:57,630 Wait. My God! 399 00:15:57,655 --> 00:16:00,075 - Are we in... - Shackleton's Hut, 400 00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:04,186 historically preserved exactly as it was in 1908. 401 00:16:04,392 --> 00:16:07,276 Well... almost exactly. 402 00:16:08,892 --> 00:16:10,453 What are you guys doing down here? 403 00:16:10,478 --> 00:16:13,307 Making moonshine, hydroponic marijuana, 404 00:16:13,332 --> 00:16:16,117 amateur pornography... You know, for the fans. 405 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:18,553 And to think I had a crush on you. 406 00:16:19,102 --> 00:16:20,977 And now I love you. 407 00:16:21,002 --> 00:16:23,914 Maddox and I stashed it right here. 408 00:16:24,064 --> 00:16:25,446 Nothing! 409 00:16:25,471 --> 00:16:28,931 That's what I've got to show for this whole trip! 410 00:16:28,956 --> 00:16:30,189 Tell me about it! 411 00:16:30,214 --> 00:16:32,658 You wouldn't even give me a tattoo. 412 00:16:33,103 --> 00:16:34,502 Look, let's all just... 413 00:16:35,478 --> 00:16:37,024 Put the gun down. 414 00:16:37,049 --> 00:16:38,686 So, hi. And stab. 415 00:16:39,259 --> 00:16:40,665 Are you serious? 416 00:16:40,690 --> 00:16:44,046 - Seriously, you are nuts. - Winters get pretty long. 417 00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:46,241 Sterling, Trip is planning something. 418 00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:49,601 I don't know what, but I have a few pieces of the puzzle. 419 00:16:49,626 --> 00:16:51,059 Excellent. Okay. 420 00:16:51,084 --> 00:16:52,619 Everybody shut up and focus. 421 00:16:52,644 --> 00:16:55,018 We must meticulously walk through 422 00:16:55,043 --> 00:16:57,096 every piece of information we've gathered, 423 00:16:57,121 --> 00:17:00,219 explore every doubt until we've cracked the case. 424 00:17:00,244 --> 00:17:05,439 It will be a long, slow plod of a conversation. 425 00:17:05,573 --> 00:17:08,517 If everyone is ready... let's begin. 426 00:17:13,602 --> 00:17:16,399 So, in summary, Trip's putting a hydrogen bomb 427 00:17:16,424 --> 00:17:18,190 on the flaw to destroy the ice sheet 428 00:17:18,215 --> 00:17:19,915 to sell floating cities. 429 00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:21,307 Wow, that wasn't so long. 430 00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:23,686 Well, I guess there's only one question now. 431 00:17:23,711 --> 00:17:24,753 Yeah. 432 00:17:25,281 --> 00:17:26,581 What kind of porn? 433 00:17:33,362 --> 00:17:35,581 Man, I'm actually jealous of the guys at the Alamo. 434 00:17:35,606 --> 00:17:37,705 At least they had access to good Mexican food. 435 00:17:37,730 --> 00:17:38,894 I don't think that they did. 436 00:17:38,919 --> 00:17:40,633 But anyway, if we fail, we're dead, so... 437 00:17:40,658 --> 00:17:42,732 Thank you, Sergeant Sunshine, but, yeah, 438 00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:44,053 we are way outgunned. 439 00:17:44,078 --> 00:17:46,212 I think we can help with that. 440 00:17:46,387 --> 00:17:48,586 The salt water of the pickle juice acts as a conductor. 441 00:17:48,611 --> 00:17:49,874 When the glass breaks, 442 00:17:49,899 --> 00:17:51,225 the circuit completes, 443 00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:52,437 and it blows one of the charges. 444 00:17:52,462 --> 00:17:55,295 And this is our moonshine, creating the... 445 00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:58,087 - Ultimate pickleback. - Jesus Christ. 446 00:17:59,408 --> 00:18:01,441 Hey, anyone know what's going on? 447 00:18:01,466 --> 00:18:03,930 They should be coming straight toward us. 448 00:18:03,955 --> 00:18:06,088 There's no other way off Antarctica. 449 00:18:06,113 --> 00:18:08,913 Trip does not strike me as the noble suicide type. 450 00:18:08,938 --> 00:18:10,571 Yeah, he's more the type to die 451 00:18:10,596 --> 00:18:12,062 in bed with his mistress. 452 00:18:12,087 --> 00:18:13,653 I'm actually seeing him hog-tied. 453 00:18:13,678 --> 00:18:15,311 He's definitely a sub. 454 00:18:16,382 --> 00:18:18,486 Gillette and Pam, you horny dorks! 455 00:18:18,511 --> 00:18:20,503 - Thank God you said that! - Hog-tied? 456 00:18:20,528 --> 00:18:22,214 There's no way Trip wouldn't have 457 00:18:22,239 --> 00:18:24,972 a remote failsafe shutdown if things went wrong. 458 00:18:24,997 --> 00:18:28,084 I have dealt with this type of person before... selfish, 459 00:18:28,109 --> 00:18:30,486 only thinking of themself at all times, 460 00:18:30,511 --> 00:18:32,711 "screw everyone else" attitude. 461 00:18:32,834 --> 00:18:35,144 I just can't imagine being like that. 462 00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:38,306 So close and yet so stupid. 463 00:18:38,331 --> 00:18:40,053 All right, we've trained for this. 464 00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:42,072 You truly are my valiant crew. 465 00:18:42,097 --> 00:18:43,447 I'm sorry, what? 466 00:18:44,822 --> 00:18:47,155 What "what"? Everything's normal! 467 00:18:47,726 --> 00:18:49,278 So what are we doing again? 468 00:18:49,311 --> 00:18:51,078 We're going to the engine room, 469 00:18:51,111 --> 00:18:53,255 and we're going to take over the sub. 470 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:54,787 Will I need Darla? 471 00:18:54,812 --> 00:18:57,405 We'll cross that bridge when you casually stab it. 472 00:18:58,926 --> 00:19:02,595 You can't stab a bridge... or can you? 473 00:19:10,478 --> 00:19:12,311 Brine time. 474 00:19:24,578 --> 00:19:26,078 Eat halberd! 475 00:19:29,722 --> 00:19:31,344 Damn it, Cyril! 476 00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:33,011 Damn it! 477 00:19:36,673 --> 00:19:38,617 All right, mop up time! 478 00:19:54,244 --> 00:19:56,434 If he gets away, we are all dead! 479 00:19:56,459 --> 00:19:58,481 Yes, Lana, we all still realize that. 480 00:19:58,506 --> 00:19:59,951 What are you doing? 481 00:19:59,976 --> 00:20:02,786 If that propeller turns on, you are Archer sashimi! 482 00:20:02,811 --> 00:20:05,778 And your muscles will stop working in about 30 seconds. 483 00:20:05,811 --> 00:20:07,588 Nah, I'm sure it's not that fast. 484 00:20:07,613 --> 00:20:09,444 Would you please listen for once? 485 00:20:09,478 --> 00:20:11,379 And he's gone. 486 00:20:15,306 --> 00:20:17,906 This is Trip! Get us out of here! 487 00:20:32,912 --> 00:20:35,672 If you move that hand another inch, 488 00:20:35,697 --> 00:20:37,564 you won't have it anymore. 489 00:20:47,165 --> 00:20:48,409 I knew it! 490 00:20:48,434 --> 00:20:50,300 Would it kill you to share? 491 00:20:56,121 --> 00:20:57,223 Archer. 492 00:20:58,270 --> 00:21:00,644 Archer? Archer! 493 00:21:00,678 --> 00:21:04,653 - Wake up, dingus! - Crackers, you nut. 494 00:21:04,678 --> 00:21:06,271 I'll just wait till next time. 495 00:21:06,296 --> 00:21:07,670 There is no next time! 496 00:21:07,695 --> 00:21:10,820 - Give me your hand, idiot! - I can't move. 497 00:21:10,845 --> 00:21:13,304 And I can't swim, yet here we are. 498 00:21:14,545 --> 00:21:17,145 Come on, you featherless freak! 499 00:21:21,711 --> 00:21:23,444 Wow, Archer, I would like to present you 500 00:21:23,478 --> 00:21:26,285 with a medal for being an idiot on every continent! 501 00:21:26,310 --> 00:21:27,525 God damn it! 502 00:21:27,550 --> 00:21:29,356 You wanna open your eyes when you shoot? 503 00:21:29,677 --> 00:21:31,178 You are pathetic. 504 00:21:31,211 --> 00:21:33,178 Hey, everyone! Why are you bitching? 505 00:21:33,211 --> 00:21:34,378 Hey! You're the one who made 506 00:21:34,411 --> 00:21:36,537 all our lives worse by not being in a coma! 507 00:21:36,562 --> 00:21:37,578 True. 508 00:21:37,611 --> 00:21:40,111 Cyril's a wuss, Pam's gone full horn-monster, 509 00:21:40,136 --> 00:21:41,570 Gillette's probably binging again, 510 00:21:41,611 --> 00:21:43,584 and Lana, you've been a bitch to Sandra 511 00:21:43,609 --> 00:21:44,959 for, like, no reason. 512 00:21:44,984 --> 00:21:46,711 But let me just call up 7.5 billion 513 00:21:46,744 --> 00:21:48,962 of my closest friends to get their opinions. 514 00:21:48,987 --> 00:21:50,578 Hey, guess what! 515 00:21:50,611 --> 00:21:53,878 They're totally fine with it because they're alive! 516 00:21:53,903 --> 00:21:56,151 And how many times did you guys save the world 517 00:21:56,176 --> 00:21:57,801 while I was in a coma? 518 00:21:58,668 --> 00:22:01,870 I'll take your silence to mean zero times! 519 00:22:01,895 --> 00:22:03,238 Honestly, at this point, 520 00:22:03,263 --> 00:22:05,396 I'd wipe out the entire Earth if you went with it. 521 00:22:05,421 --> 00:22:08,490 Did you people ever consider that you need me around 522 00:22:08,515 --> 00:22:11,984 because you want the excuse to be your worst selves? 523 00:22:12,803 --> 00:22:14,156 Shit! 524 00:22:16,322 --> 00:22:19,378 Your little victory meant nothing! 525 00:22:19,411 --> 00:22:22,166 I can detonate the bomb remotely. 526 00:22:35,002 --> 00:22:37,769 So I guess not everything's a helipad. 527 00:22:39,126 --> 00:22:46,760 credits