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? I'm goin' down to South
Park, gonna have myself a time ?

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? Friendly faces everywhere ?

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? Humble folks without temptation ?

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? Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ?

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? Ample parking day or night ?

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? People spouting,
"howdy, neighbor!" ?

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? Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ?

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? I like fucking silly bitches
cause I know my penis likes it! ?

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? Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ?

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Sync and corrections by rickSG
www.addic7ed.com

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Okay! Okay! Can everyone hear me? Hello?

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Thanks, everyone, for helping
us celebrate Marcus' birthday.

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As a special birthday
surprise for you, Marcus,

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we got you your favorite entertainer.

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Everyone, please
welcome Chuck E. Cheese!

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Hey... Check. Check.

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Yes! Yes!

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Thanks... celeb... Marcus' birthday...

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What's wrong with him?

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Can't you tell? He's
high on painkillers!

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Ugh. Ugh. Hold on.

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Shit.

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Okay, let's... Let's do this.

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? I never meant to
cause you any so... ?

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All right, kids...

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Uh, why don't we head back
to the party and cut the cake?

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I don't want cake!

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Who could eat cake at a time like this?!

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Another drug overdose?

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Most likely.

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Percocet and OxyContin

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found wrapped in his cheese cloth.

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Prescription drugs but
with no prescription.

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You guys know where all these
illegal meds are coming from?

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Most likely from the prisons.

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Whenever there's a drug epidemic,

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you can usually trace it
back to people who've been

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thrown away by society
and forgotten about.

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Can I help you?

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Yeah, I'm here to visit my grandpa.

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Oh, how nice of you.

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All right. Arms in the air.

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What's the present?

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Just some Hummels.

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More Hummels?

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Why are senior citizens so infatuated

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with these little German statues?

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All right. Go on. You got 10 minutes.

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- Grandpa?
- Billy!

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Finally you're here to visit.

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Did you bring grandpa a present?

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Yeah I got what you wanted.

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Aw, Merry Wanderer and Happy Traveler?

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These Hummels suck!

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That's what the guy gave me!

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It's okay, Billy.

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I'm just gonna need you
to deliver another one

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of Ms. McGullicutty's crochet pillows.

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Aw, come on, Grandpa!

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Isn't it enough I come to visit?

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You don't understand
how it works in here!

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Ms. McGullicutty is top bitch.

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You do what she says
or you pay the price.

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??

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No, please, I-I don't want no trouble!

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I'm sorry! I'll get better Hummels!

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Dude, Stan! Come on, dude.

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We're gonna go set off
fireworks at Kenny's house.

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I will. I just got to do
this for my grandpa first.

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Again?!

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Dude, how many crappy crochet pillows
do you have to give out for him?

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I don't know. It's what he wants.

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I feel bad for him, all
right? I think he's miserable.

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He's old. He's supposed to be miserable.

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Look, I just got to make
this exchange for him

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and then we can go. Oh,
oh, I think this is her now.

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Are you Stan Marsh?

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It's me, Swiper.

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Cool. Do you have the Hummel?

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This is it.

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Ride into Christmas. Limited Edition.

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Now give me the pillow.

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I have to get to a birthday party.

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'Kay, fine.

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All right. Peace!

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Dude, that's really weird.

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Old people love Hummels, dude.

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Students, faculty, and staff,

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today, we are facing an epidemic
of catastrophic proportions.

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I know I am not alone
in mourning the loss

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of one our greatest
entertainers, Chuck E. Cheese.

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Had we known the personal
hell he was going through,

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perhaps we could have helped.

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But too many were more than eager

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to supply Chuck E. With the opioids

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that caused his untimely death.

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Chuck E. was not the first
entertainer in our community

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to die from this epidemic.

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Let us not forget

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Dinkie Dook the clown,

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dead of a Roxanol overdose

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at Tommy Schneider's
bar mitzvah last March,

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Shimmer and Shine, who both collapsed

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from massive amounts of
oxycodone in their systems

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at Nelly Anderson's birthday party,

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Spiderman, cut down in
his prime by Demerol,

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and just recently, Swiper the Fox,

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dead of multiple opioids found
inside his crochet pillow.

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How many more entertainers must we lose

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before we take action?!

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It is time to declare war
on opioids in our society!

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Dude, what the fuck, Stan?!

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I didn't know, all right?!

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You didn't know you were
slinging drugs for your grandpa?

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It didn't occur to me as a possibility.

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Dude, did you hear everyone in school?

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They're coming after you.

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You killed Swiper the Fox,

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and we were standing there with you!

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You got to tell people we
had no idea what was going on!

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I had no idea what was going on!

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Hey, fellas!

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Boy, that Marcus kid
is on the warpath, huh?

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He's really motivated.

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I mean, screw that kid,
but I guess it's good

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somebody's finally doing something
about these goddamn drug dealers.

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Well, see ya, fellas!

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Our only way out is to
go to the police right now

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and turn Stan's grandpa in!

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No, we don't have to do that.

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Let me go talk to him.
I can put a stop to this.

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Grandpa, what the hell
have you gotten me into?

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Shh! Quiet, they'll hear you!

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There were drugs in the
crochet pillow, weren't there?

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Do you know people are dying?!

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What do you want me to do, Billy?

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You see Mrs. McGullicutty over there?

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Whoever has the best Hummel collection

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is top bitch in this place,
and she's got the best.

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She's ruthless, and she
has those old lady farts.

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You know old lady farts, right?

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Where they're so loose they don't
even acknowledge they happened?

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Oh, hello, Mr. Marsh.

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Ah! Mrs. McGullicutty.
How are you feeling today?

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I'm doing very well.

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Have they given you Percocet
for that knee of yours?

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Oh, uh, yeah, here. I just got it.

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Here you go.

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Oh, you'd almost think

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you were trying to keep them from me.

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Oh, uh, ma'am?

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My grandpa actually
really needs those drugs.

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He's in a lot of pain.

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Ooh, and who is this little rascal?

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That's just my grandson.
He... He's worthless.

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How sweet.

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Hmm? Coming to visit your
old papa in the joint, huh?

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You love your papa, don't you?

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You'd hate to see him suffer
even more than he already is.

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You watch your ass, Marsh,

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or I'll have you sent to the quiet room.

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Wh... What is she talking
about? What's the quiet room?

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I told you... She has
all the pull in here.

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You go against what she
says, you end up in solitaire.

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No. No, please! I-I didn't do anything!

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It's all right, Mr. Standish.

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You just need a little quiet time.

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I don't even know how to
play solitaire! Please!

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I understand that, today, they are
performing Chuck E. Cheese's autopsy?

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Oh the kid's party performer, yeah.

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As a concerned member of the
public, I wish to be present.

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Uh, sorry, children aren't
really allowed in autopsies.

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Then I shall wait here to
learn the coroner's findings!

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Toxicology report shows subject

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had massive amounts of opioids
in system at time of death.

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Now proceeding.

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Have these put in the garbage.

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What did you find, coroner?

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Who is this?

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There is an epidemic
in our community, sir!

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Some of us actually care
to confront the problem.

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Now, damn it, what did you find?

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Nothing out of the ordinary.

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The subject died of a simple overdose.

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We found nothing else
except for two Hummels

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in the subject's rectal cavity.

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Hummels? In his rectal cavity, you say,

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and you do not find this
'out of the ordinary'?

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Not at all.

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We've found Hummels in nearly all

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the birthday entertainer's
anal cavities.

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It's very common in
our overdose victims.

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Hmm...

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A bit too common, don't you think?

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Guys, why does grandpa have
to be in the nursing home?

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Can't he live with us again?

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Stan, grandpa has a lot of needs

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that we can't provide him here.

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He needs professional supervision.

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Is that really it? Because I-I just
feel like we kind of threw grandpa away

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- and forgot about him.
- Oh, really?

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Do you have any idea
how much money we pay

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to have grandpa in that place?

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Your grandpa is styling.

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Can you imagine being able
to just sit around all day

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and not have to do anything
but eat and watch TV?

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Yeah, I'd probably go crazy
and want to kill myself.

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Jesus, Stan, it's not like he's in jail.

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Yeah, it's kind of like jail.

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You should go visit him.

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I can't.

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I'm too busy busting my ass

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to pay the bills for that place

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and to pay for your guitar lessons.

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I don't have guitar lessons.

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I don't want to go
there. It's depressing.

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Aw, you tricked me.

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Hello?

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Dude! Did you give Butters
a crochet pillow to drop off?

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Dude, I don't have a choice.

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I have to get the
Hummels for my grandpa.

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Well, you need to get Hummels

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without making Butters a drug dealer.

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Drug dealer?!

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All right. All right.

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I think I know another way.

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? They got me locked up in here ?

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? They got me locked up in here ?

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? And I'm sitting, doin' hard time ?

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? Pissin' in a metal bowl ?

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? Eatin' shit from a lunch line ?

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? They got me locked up ?

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? In here, nobody
knows you by your name ?

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? You just a number ?

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? Livin' under bitch-ass
rules of a broken game ?

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? They put me here to die,
left me angry and alone ?

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? For the crime of being old ?

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? They threw me in
this nursing home ?

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? They got me locked up in here ?

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? Rotting in my cell ?

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? They got me fake
plants and waterfalls ?

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? It's a living hell ?

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? They got me locked up in here ?

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? So they can throw
away their troubles ?

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? All that I have now are
my little German Hummels ?

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? Hummels, Hummels,
Hummels, Hummels ?

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? They got me ?

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? Brand new bitch was
just admitted next door ?

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? Hot piece of ass
'cause she's only 84 ?

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? Next bingo night, I'll pound
that pussy black and blue ?

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? As long as I can get her
before Tommy's grandpa do ?

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? They got me ?

253
00:11:10,693 --> 00:11:13,728
? Man, I can't handle these
old-people activities ?

254
00:11:13,730 --> 00:11:17,031
? Tour group on a bus,
children come to sing to us ?

255
00:11:17,033 --> 00:11:20,268
? 3:00 p.m. canasta, They
put me out to pasture ?

256
00:11:20,270 --> 00:11:23,505
? Death row stops this, I
think they call it hospice ?

257
00:11:23,507 --> 00:11:25,072
? Hospice... ?

258
00:11:25,074 --> 00:11:27,574
Hey, we have this week's
delivery of medications.

259
00:11:27,576 --> 00:11:28,542
Bring 'em in!

260
00:11:44,126 --> 00:11:45,059
Aah!

261
00:11:45,061 --> 00:11:46,460
Hello, Mr. Marsh.

262
00:11:46,462 --> 00:11:47,861
Oh, he-hey, Marcus.

263
00:11:47,863 --> 00:11:49,229
I understand you've become

264
00:11:49,231 --> 00:11:51,165
quite the Hummel collector lately.

265
00:11:51,167 --> 00:11:53,900
What's the fascination with Hummels?

266
00:11:53,902 --> 00:11:57,104
Nothing. I... Look, I just
really like Hummels, okay?

267
00:11:57,106 --> 00:11:58,339
I'm just... I'm really into Hummels.

268
00:11:58,341 --> 00:12:00,941
Ah. I see. So then you should be able

269
00:12:00,943 --> 00:12:03,610
to tell me what this Hummel is called.

270
00:12:03,612 --> 00:12:04,811
That... That's, uh...

271
00:12:04,813 --> 00:12:07,481
Come on! If you're a Hummel expert,
then you should know it's name!

272
00:12:07,483 --> 00:12:09,483
It's... It's Whistling in the Rain.

273
00:12:09,485 --> 00:12:12,285
Wrong! It's called Stormy Weather.

274
00:12:12,287 --> 00:12:15,421
- Do you know where it was found?
- No.

275
00:12:15,423 --> 00:12:19,592
It was found deep in the
anus of one Chuck E. Cheese,

276
00:12:19,594 --> 00:12:21,694
the renowned entertainer
beloved by millions!

277
00:12:21,696 --> 00:12:24,197
If you know something about the epidemic

278
00:12:24,199 --> 00:12:27,066
that is killing artists,
then you better cough it up.

279
00:12:27,068 --> 00:12:29,768
Marcus, trust me, you
don't want to get involved.

280
00:12:29,770 --> 00:12:31,871
I became involved when Chuck E. Cheese

281
00:12:31,873 --> 00:12:34,974
collapsed like a rag
doll before my very eyes!

282
00:12:34,976 --> 00:12:39,114
If you had any involvement,
I will bring you down!

283
00:12:45,753 --> 00:12:48,053
Well, it was really
great seeing you, Dad.

284
00:12:48,055 --> 00:12:50,088
Guess we oughta hit the road soon.

285
00:12:50,090 --> 00:12:52,757
You finally come to visit
and leave after 10 minutes.

286
00:12:52,759 --> 00:12:54,126
Oh, Jesus, now we know

287
00:12:54,128 --> 00:12:56,228
where Stan gets his guilt trips from.

288
00:12:56,230 --> 00:12:57,629
Mmmm.

289
00:12:57,631 --> 00:13:01,266
It seems somebody's been
a little naughty lately.

290
00:13:02,769 --> 00:13:04,569
Oh, Mrs. McGullicutty,

291
00:13:04,571 --> 00:13:05,603
how are you?

292
00:13:05,605 --> 00:13:07,071
Mmmm.

293
00:13:07,073 --> 00:13:09,774
My, what a lovely Hummel collection

294
00:13:09,776 --> 00:13:11,342
you're starting to amass.

295
00:13:13,212 --> 00:13:17,749
Almost smells brand new, doesn't it?

296
00:13:17,751 --> 00:13:20,785
Like it was purchased
right from the factory.

297
00:13:22,088 --> 00:13:26,157
Ooh, and who are these lovely people?

298
00:13:26,159 --> 00:13:29,427
Family that came to visit, no doubt?

299
00:13:29,429 --> 00:13:32,029
Yes. Yeah, we love coming here.

300
00:13:32,031 --> 00:13:33,997
Ah, family.

301
00:13:33,999 --> 00:13:36,333
I remember when I was a little girl.

302
00:13:37,770 --> 00:13:39,870
My brother used to
play such tricks on me.

303
00:13:39,872 --> 00:13:42,238
Try to fool me.

304
00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:45,742
Try to get out from
his responsibilities.

305
00:13:45,744 --> 00:13:47,110
I'm giving you Hummels.

306
00:13:47,112 --> 00:13:48,845
What's it matter where they come from?

307
00:13:48,847 --> 00:13:50,480
Oh.

308
00:13:50,482 --> 00:13:54,150
It doesn't matter to me,
but it matters to them.

309
00:13:54,152 --> 00:13:56,319
The big guys.

310
00:13:56,321 --> 00:14:01,091
You see, what they want is
more people who are addicted.

311
00:14:01,093 --> 00:14:02,992
To crochet pillows.

312
00:14:02,994 --> 00:14:05,128
Got it?

313
00:14:05,130 --> 00:14:07,830
Nice to meet you fine folks.

314
00:14:07,832 --> 00:14:10,500
We're never visiting here again.

315
00:14:13,605 --> 00:14:15,137
Oh, ho! You're dead, Butters!

316
00:14:15,139 --> 00:14:16,639
Aw, geez.

317
00:14:16,641 --> 00:14:18,140
Guys! Guys, I need your help!

318
00:14:18,142 --> 00:14:21,010
If it has to do with your
heroin operation, count us out.

319
00:14:21,012 --> 00:14:22,011
I just talked to my grandpa.

320
00:14:22,013 --> 00:14:24,747
There's more at work here than
just old people pushing pills.

321
00:14:24,749 --> 00:14:27,816
Stan, we told you we
don't want to be involved.

322
00:14:27,818 --> 00:14:29,151
The head bitch of the nursing home

323
00:14:29,153 --> 00:14:30,419
is gonna take my grandpa down...

324
00:14:30,421 --> 00:14:31,453
Maybe my whole family!

325
00:14:31,455 --> 00:14:33,155
Get outta the way, dude!

326
00:14:33,157 --> 00:14:34,856
But I know what to do!

327
00:14:34,858 --> 00:14:36,758
Whoever has the best Hummels
controls the nursing home.

328
00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:38,775
We gotta steal this
lady's Hummel collection

329
00:14:38,810 --> 00:14:40,049
and give it to my grandpa.

330
00:14:40,084 --> 00:14:42,030
Dude, Stan, even if
we wanted to help you,

331
00:14:42,032 --> 00:14:43,665
which we don't, there's no way

332
00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:45,533
We can sneak into an old folks home,

333
00:14:45,535 --> 00:14:46,935
distract all the old people,

334
00:14:46,937 --> 00:14:48,503
and take an old lady's Hummels.

335
00:14:48,505 --> 00:14:50,739
Oh, wait, there totally
is a way you could do that.

336
00:14:50,741 --> 00:14:52,373
Yeah? What... What is it, Cartman?

337
00:14:52,375 --> 00:14:54,142
Dude, we're not getting involved!

338
00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:56,177
Cartman, if you have
an idea, please tell me.

339
00:14:56,179 --> 00:14:57,445
I need you.

340
00:14:57,447 --> 00:14:59,648
I know how to distract old people.

341
00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:01,516
Aw, shit.

342
00:15:04,020 --> 00:15:05,253
Yes?

343
00:15:05,255 --> 00:15:07,054
We're at Mimi Thompson's party.

344
00:15:07,056 --> 00:15:08,922
Peppa Pig just collapsed on stage!

345
00:15:08,924 --> 00:15:12,726
Oh, my God! Don't let anyone
near Peppa Pig until I arrive!

346
00:15:14,030 --> 00:15:15,863
Move aside! Let me through!

347
00:15:15,865 --> 00:15:18,632
Aw, Peppa. Peppa, can you hear me?

348
00:15:21,236 --> 00:15:23,737
My name is Marcus Preston.
Can you understand me?

349
00:15:23,739 --> 00:15:25,539
Where did you get the drugs, Peppa?

350
00:15:25,541 --> 00:15:26,940
Was it from Stan Marsh?

351
00:15:26,942 --> 00:15:28,542
Yo, man, what you talkin' 'bout?

352
00:15:28,544 --> 00:15:29,977
Get me a fucking ambulance.

353
00:15:29,979 --> 00:15:31,545
Shh! Peppa, focus.

354
00:15:31,547 --> 00:15:33,547
Soon you'll be in Heaven,

355
00:15:33,549 --> 00:15:36,283
jumping in all the muddy
puddles you can imagine,

356
00:15:36,285 --> 00:15:39,085
but first, you must tell me...

357
00:15:39,087 --> 00:15:41,688
Where do the Hummels go, Peppa?

358
00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:43,690
All right, let us
through. Get away, kids.

359
00:15:43,692 --> 00:15:45,559
Peppa, now! Why Hummels?

360
00:15:45,561 --> 00:15:46,993
You've got to squeal!

361
00:15:46,995 --> 00:15:49,262
Old people!

362
00:15:49,264 --> 00:15:51,831
Old people... love Hummels.

363
00:15:55,336 --> 00:15:56,635
It's okay.

364
00:15:56,637 --> 00:15:59,405
She's with Chuck E. Cheese now.

365
00:16:04,615 --> 00:16:06,516
- Can I help you?
- Oh, yes, hello.

366
00:16:06,518 --> 00:16:08,751
We are adorable children
here to entertain old people.

367
00:16:08,753 --> 00:16:10,586
Didn't think we had
anyone scheduled tonight.

368
00:16:10,588 --> 00:16:12,221
Are you with the Protestant youth group?

369
00:16:12,223 --> 00:16:15,390
Yes, that's right. We are young prostitutes
here to volunteer however we can.

370
00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:16,759
Fine.

371
00:16:16,761 --> 00:16:19,028
Round 'em up! We got another kids choir!

372
00:16:19,030 --> 00:16:20,295
Come on! Let's go!

373
00:16:20,297 --> 00:16:22,297
Children's choir in the commons.

374
00:16:23,333 --> 00:16:24,633
- Aw, damn it.
- Shit.

375
00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:26,697
Darling children are gonna
sing for you. Move your asses!

376
00:16:26,704 --> 00:16:28,303
Aw, not again!

377
00:16:28,305 --> 00:16:31,773
All right, seniors, how
are we feeling tonight?

378
00:16:31,775 --> 00:16:33,875
Our youth group has
come to lift your spirits

379
00:16:33,877 --> 00:16:36,044
with some songs to take
you down memory lane.

380
00:16:36,046 --> 00:16:39,147
We hope you can enjoy
some nice old-people music.

381
00:16:40,617 --> 00:16:42,084
? I'm ?

382
00:16:42,086 --> 00:16:44,752
? Insane in the membrane ?

383
00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:47,288
? Insane in the membrane ?

384
00:16:47,290 --> 00:16:48,990
? Insane in the brain ?

385
00:16:48,992 --> 00:16:51,993
? Crazy insane, got no brain ?

386
00:16:51,995 --> 00:16:53,828
? In the membrane ?

387
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,976
_

388
00:17:06,011 --> 00:17:07,975
? Myyy ?

389
00:17:07,977 --> 00:17:09,110
? Milkshake brings all the boys ?

390
00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:10,311
? To the yard ?

391
00:17:10,313 --> 00:17:11,378
? And they're like ?

392
00:17:11,380 --> 00:17:12,446
? It's better than yours ?

393
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:13,547
? Damn right ?

394
00:17:13,549 --> 00:17:15,616
? It's better than yours ?

395
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:18,119
? My hot milkshake ?

396
00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:20,186
And now, here's our own take

397
00:17:20,188 --> 00:17:22,723
on that oldie but goodie by Nirvana.

398
00:17:24,493 --> 00:17:26,827
? In the cool, cool winter ?

399
00:17:26,829 --> 00:17:28,495
? Rape me ?

400
00:17:28,497 --> 00:17:31,098
? In the hot, hot summertime ?

401
00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:33,399
? Rape me, my friend ?

402
00:17:33,401 --> 00:17:35,335
- You suck!
- Hey! Hey!

403
00:17:35,337 --> 00:17:36,669
We are adorable children

404
00:17:36,671 --> 00:17:38,404
trying to bring
sunshine into your lives!

405
00:17:38,406 --> 00:17:39,239
Fuck you!

406
00:17:39,241 --> 00:17:40,306
Fuck you!

407
00:17:41,809 --> 00:17:42,708
? If you ?

408
00:17:42,710 --> 00:17:44,210
? Want to call me baby ?

409
00:17:44,212 --> 00:17:45,512
? Just go ahead now ?

410
00:18:09,337 --> 00:18:11,036
Hello, Mr. Marsh.

411
00:18:12,273 --> 00:18:13,339
Marcus.

412
00:18:14,575 --> 00:18:15,941
I told you I'd bring you down.

413
00:18:17,144 --> 00:18:18,510
Marcus, it's not what you think.

414
00:18:18,512 --> 00:18:20,012
I'm trying to make things better here.

415
00:18:20,014 --> 00:18:21,380
Oh, I'll bet you are.

416
00:18:21,382 --> 00:18:23,715
You, your grandpa, all the people here

417
00:18:23,717 --> 00:18:25,350
are going to jail!

418
00:18:25,352 --> 00:18:26,618
I'm calling the police.

419
00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:27,986
You can put an end to this place,

420
00:18:27,988 --> 00:18:29,588
but you won't be stopping the problem!

421
00:18:29,590 --> 00:18:31,556
These people are victims too, Marcus.

422
00:18:31,558 --> 00:18:33,024
Victims of a way bigger game

423
00:18:33,026 --> 00:18:34,693
being played by way bigger people.

424
00:18:34,695 --> 00:18:37,061
Oh, you're a fine one for speeches...

425
00:18:37,063 --> 00:18:39,263
When it comes to saving your own ass.

426
00:18:39,265 --> 00:18:40,866
It's not for me, Marcus.

427
00:18:40,868 --> 00:18:44,369
Look, I know you loved Chuck E. Cheese.

428
00:18:47,173 --> 00:18:48,639
I know you'd do anything

429
00:18:48,641 --> 00:18:50,975
to bring down the people
who took him from you.

430
00:18:55,648 --> 00:18:57,615
That's why you have
to go further, Marcus.

431
00:18:57,617 --> 00:19:00,584
Take it to the people who
profited from Chuck E.'s addiction.

432
00:19:01,621 --> 00:19:04,622
He was just a mouse...

433
00:19:04,624 --> 00:19:09,059
who wanted to make people happy.

434
00:19:11,531 --> 00:19:13,564
I know. I know.

435
00:19:13,566 --> 00:19:16,299
? No time to search
the world around ?

436
00:19:16,301 --> 00:19:18,435
? When I come around ?

437
00:19:18,437 --> 00:19:20,770
? When I come around ?

438
00:19:20,772 --> 00:19:23,073
? I come around ?

439
00:19:23,075 --> 00:19:24,841
Hey, where y'all going?

440
00:19:24,843 --> 00:19:26,576
Back to our rooms.

441
00:19:26,578 --> 00:19:29,279
You kids are absolutely awful.

442
00:19:32,918 --> 00:19:35,451
What the... Someone is in my room!

443
00:19:39,223 --> 00:19:41,257
Whaaaaat?!

444
00:19:42,861 --> 00:19:45,127
Billy, what are you doing here?

445
00:19:45,129 --> 00:19:46,429
Surprise, Grandpa.

446
00:19:46,431 --> 00:19:48,030
I got what you needed.

447
00:19:48,032 --> 00:19:50,399
Huh?

448
00:19:50,401 --> 00:19:51,800
Billy!

449
00:19:51,802 --> 00:19:53,936
Mrs. McGullicutty's Hummel collection!

450
00:19:53,938 --> 00:19:55,304
You got it for me!

451
00:19:55,306 --> 00:19:56,805
Yeah, Grandpa.

452
00:19:56,807 --> 00:19:58,474
Now you can put a stop
to all this, right?

453
00:19:58,476 --> 00:20:01,610
Yeah. I just might be able to.

454
00:20:06,149 --> 00:20:07,649
What are you doing, Grandpa?

455
00:20:07,651 --> 00:20:09,084
I told you, Billy...

456
00:20:09,086 --> 00:20:12,454
These Hummels hold a special
power with old people.

457
00:20:12,456 --> 00:20:14,556
You!

458
00:20:14,558 --> 00:20:16,992
Go on, get outta here.

459
00:20:16,994 --> 00:20:19,494
You really thought stealing my Hummels

460
00:20:19,496 --> 00:20:22,063
will make YOU the head
bitch in this place?!

461
00:20:22,999 --> 00:20:24,999
Yeah, I think it will.

462
00:20:27,404 --> 00:20:28,769
Ooh!

463
00:20:28,771 --> 00:20:29,670
Aah!

464
00:20:29,672 --> 00:20:30,671
Ohh!

465
00:20:32,542 --> 00:20:33,441
Ooh!

466
00:20:44,687 --> 00:20:48,455
Now you know how we do
shit in the nursing home.

467
00:20:49,692 --> 00:20:51,025
That's pretty sweet.

468
00:20:56,632 --> 00:20:59,032
You get your paws off of me, young man!

469
00:21:00,201 --> 00:21:01,367
There, there, Mrs. McGullicutty.

470
00:21:01,369 --> 00:21:03,006
Everything's gonna be all right.

471
00:21:03,041 --> 00:21:05,571
No! Not Solitaire!

472
00:21:05,573 --> 00:21:09,542
I won't play it! You can't make me!

473
00:21:09,544 --> 00:21:12,378
Congratulations on becoming
head bitch, Grandpa.

474
00:21:12,380 --> 00:21:13,846
Thank you, Billy.

475
00:21:13,848 --> 00:21:15,881
Now, if only we could take down

476
00:21:15,883 --> 00:21:18,484
the real douche bags
who profit from all this.

477
00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:19,818
Aw, don't worry.

478
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:21,120
I have a feeling that's about to happen.

479
00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:32,164
Ladies and gentlemen...

480
00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:35,034
My name is Marcus Preston.

481
00:21:35,036 --> 00:21:38,370
I have some questions.