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Boom!

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So, what do we think? We likey?

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It's a fence.

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This isn't why
you brought us here, is it?

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To bore us to death?

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Bore you?

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This is
a 20,000-volt electric fence

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that stops stray humans
from getting in the zoo

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and eating your damn face.

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What? Sport killing stray humans

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is the only fun thing
to do around here.

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Where am I gonna get
my thrills now?

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Where, Darby?

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Come on, Glenn.

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Don't you love the smell
of mutant in the morning?

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Yeah, totally. I...

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I think the fence is cool.

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Thank you, Hudson.

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But how does it know
to only electrocute humans?

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Damn it. Spent weeks on this.

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The heck?

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Where did you come from,
little cable friend?

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- The heck? - What the...?
- Look at that.

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Are you seeing this shit?

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A broadcast studio. Who knew?

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Welp, I'm gonna go fix
the fence, clean up your mess,

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- save your lives, et cetera.
- What?

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Don't you wanna stick around
and make TV with us?

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I don't know. I always
found TV kind of...

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boring.

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Go fix your fence, fence man.

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We'll be sure to forget you
when we're famous.

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Come on, everyone.
Let's make some content.

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www.subtitulamos.tv

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_

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_

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Your sloth style is no match

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for the fox fist of fury!

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God. Cut. Cut.

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- We're live, dumbass.
- No, I'm cut.

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It's right through my arm...
And part of my ribs.

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Gross, dude.

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I don't know what this is,

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but I want 18 more hours of it
all at once.

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_

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Come out of Child's Pose

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and push up into
a Downward-Facing Dolphin.

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- Feel free to grab...
- Is her voice

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making anyone else feel things?

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I got the tingles.

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- "Vivin' on the Edge."
- _

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Edgy!

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Totally fucked!

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What am I running from?
What is this really about?

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_

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The sign on the building
might say "Sanctuary,"

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but if you're a bird
who can't fly,

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it's anything but. That's right.

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My quest for thrills
led me to my dumbest idea yet,

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embedding myself with the zoo's

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most vile flock of fascists:

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- The Flight Supremacists.
- _

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It's Deborah.

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No, well, fuck him then.

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Welcome back.

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Today, we talk
to three amazing individuals

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who make me sick.

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- A masochist who finds escape
- _

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through pain.

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- An attention-seeking thrill slut.
- _

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- I prefer "thrill whore."
- _

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- And an impotent cheetah.
- _

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Whoa, what the...

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Stick around and let
the reflecting begin...

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With Deborah.

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Who's on crafty?
We're out of crepes.

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My walkie's out of batteries,

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so I'm gonna shout
the rest of the day.

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I can't work like this.

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Does the word "professionism"
mean nothing to you idiots?

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The photogenic panda's right.

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This pretzel cart needs
professional management.

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Famed television
producer Guy LeFaux?

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Everyone shut up right now.

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If you Philip-steins
knew anything,

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you'd know this toucan
won two Canny Awards

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for Excellence in Broadcasting.

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Guilty as charged.

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But it's like I said in my
off-the-cuff acceptance speech,

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excellence has many meanings,

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but for me,
it all comes down to...

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Biscuits and shit! What's that?

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Sorry. Thought the little
bugger was a penguin.

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- Awful pests.
- What'd that guy just say?

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I've been watching
your little dog-and-

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whatever you are show.

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I've never seen so much
potential potential.

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A master of blade craft,

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an icon of Vinyasa Flow,

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and a badass tiger.

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Cheetah, but it's okay.
You're crushing this.

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Give me two-can weeks,

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and I'll have your faces
on shirts

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faster than you can say,
"Catch phrase."

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I'm a sloth, dick-beak.

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And what would you say
are the side effects

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of these performance-enhancing
miracle drugs

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that I'm so proud to endorse?

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Well, that's the best part,
Deborah.

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There are no side effects.

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I know a cheetah
who would love this.

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The ratings are in.

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- My God. My God.
- I'm freaking out.

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Congratulations, Deborah.
You're a star.

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My God. Am I ready for this?

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Wait, I was born ready.

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Ah, and Viv.
We're giving your slot to Deb.

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What?
I'm one explosive episode away

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from bringing down a hate group.

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Heh. The only thing
you're bringing down

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is the ratings during primetime.

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But people love my show.
It's real, it's raw, it's...

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Canceled, sorry.
Take this complimentary T-shirt,

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and please,
find your thrills off-air.

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Motherfucker, think you can take
my thrills away from me, toucan?

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What about my show?

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- Yes, the jaguar.
- Cheetah. No biggie.

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- Remind me again.
- The limited series I pitched

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about the love between
a cheetah and a Marny...

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I mean a marine animal.

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Yes, I loved it.

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Except for the ending,
which I hated.

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Start again, and make it more
adult for our late-night block.

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Adult?

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Yes. Naughty it up.

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Debbie, let's walk and squawk.

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Hudson. I almost forgot.

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- You're canceled too.
- What?

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No one cancels the fox fist.

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My arms and legs...

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and face and hands and body.

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So we've been getting
a lot of feedback.

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Mostly that you want less yoga

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and more rolling over stuff

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while whispering.

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I got the tingles.

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Good job, fence.

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What the fu...

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What the... fah!

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All right.

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Time to shut this shit show down.

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Pun deeply intended.

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This whole place
is a mutant magnet.

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Do you know what this means?

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We're a crossover hit, baby!

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I won't disappoint my audience.

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It's time to class it up.

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Politics, discourse.

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That's what
Deborah stands for now.

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_

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And how do you live with the
shame of being a kink icon?

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I'm a yoga instructor.

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- I think...
- _

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Sounds like someone has some...

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- reflecting to do.
- Reflecting to do!

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Reflect on this!

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Bring back "Vivin' on the Edge"!

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Bring back "Vivin' on the Edge"!

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Bring back... aw, fuck it.

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Hey, have you seen Guy lately?

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Son of a gun
still has my tiki torch.

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Anyway, which one is Guy again?

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You know, big beak.

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Weird accent.

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Said he was leaving to pretend to
be a TV producer of some kind.

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- The fuck?
- What else can I say about him?

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Hates penguins.
Almost as much as I do.

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Relax. I'm not some monster.

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I just believe birds
that can't fly are unnatural.

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Naughty.

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Yeah.

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Like butts.

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Yeah,
like two different butts...

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God, Glenn.
Just face it, all right?

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You're not naughty
by nature, pal.

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Must...

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Reflect.

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That's not good.

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What is she still doing
on my air?

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I can cancel her too,
I'm just saying,

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Marny's actually popular.

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We had a deal.

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Now are you a tou-can

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or a tou-won't?

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Well, well, well, well, well.

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Start squawking, asshole.

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Gross, dude.

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Tonight's
a very special episode.

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Please welcome our guest,
the one, the only...

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Guy, or should I say Guy?

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Fames flight supremacist
and secret co-conspirator

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to your beloved host, Deborah.

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It's true. Debbie told me if I
canceled all the other shows,

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she'd help take care
of all the penguins.

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Yeah, which I did.

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Oh, "take care of."

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Yeah, I hear it now.
That's really bad.

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I'll give you a crossover hit,

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you bird-brained mother...

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Humans! So, so many humans.

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My fans.

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My fans!
What do we do?

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We put on a kickass show.

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No!

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Bring it back!

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Sport killing humans,
the original thrill.

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Now, I've got
a toucan to cancel.

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So long, suck...

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Well, guess I better
take this boring fence down.

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So boring.

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Great work, Darby.

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- Loving the fence right now.
- It's an electric fence.

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Welp, I'm bored. What's on TV?

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