Boom!
So, what do we think? We likey?
It's a fence.
This isn't why you brought us here, is it?
To bore us to death?
Bore you?
This is a 20,000-volt electric fence
that stops stray humans from getting in the zoo
and eating your damn face.
What? Sport killing stray humans
is the only fun thing to do around here.
Where am I gonna get my thrills now?
Where, Darby?
Come on, Glenn.
Don't you love the smell of mutant in the morning?
Yeah, totally. I...
I think the fence is cool.
Thank you, Hudson.
But how does it know to only electrocute humans?
Damn it. Spent weeks on this.
The heck?
Where did you come from, little cable friend?
- The heck? - What the...? - Look at that.
Are you seeing this shit?
A broadcast studio. Who knew?
Welp, I'm gonna go fix the fence, clean up your mess,
- save your lives, et cetera. - What?
Don't you wanna stick around and make TV with us?
I don't know. I always found TV kind of...
boring.
Go fix your fence, fence man.
We'll be sure to forget you when we're famous.
Come on, everyone. Let's make some content.
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Your sloth style is no match
for the fox fist of fury!
God. Cut. Cut.
- We're live, dumbass. - No, I'm cut.
It's right through my arm... And part of my ribs.
Gross, dude.
I don't know what this is,
but I want 18 more hours of it all at once.
_
Come out of Child's Pose
and push up into a Downward-Facing Dolphin.
- Feel free to grab... - Is her voice
making anyone else feel things?
I got the tingles.
- "Vivin' on the Edge." - _
Edgy!
Totally fucked!
What am I running from? What is this really about?
_
The sign on the building might say "Sanctuary,"
but if you're a bird who can't fly,
it's anything but. That's right.
My quest for thrills led me to my dumbest idea yet,
embedding myself with the zoo's
most vile flock of fascists:
- The Flight Supremacists. - _
It's Deborah.
No, well, fuck him then.
Welcome back.
Today, we talk to three amazing individuals
who make me sick.
- A masochist who finds escape - _
through pain.
- An attention-seeking thrill slut. - _
- I prefer "thrill whore." - _
- And an impotent cheetah. - _
Whoa, what the...
Stick around and let the reflecting begin...
With Deborah.
Who's on crafty? We're out of crepes.
My walkie's out of batteries,
so I'm gonna shout the rest of the day.
I can't work like this.
Does the word "professionism" mean nothing to you idiots?
The photogenic panda's right.
This pretzel cart needs professional management.
Famed television producer Guy LeFaux?
Everyone shut up right now.
If you Philip-steins knew anything,
you'd know this toucan won two Canny Awards
for Excellence in Broadcasting.
Guilty as charged.
But it's like I said in my off-the-cuff acceptance speech,
excellence has many meanings,
but for me, it all comes down to...
Biscuits and shit! What's that?
Sorry. Thought the little bugger was a penguin.
- Awful pests. - What'd that guy just say?
I've been watching your little dog-and-
whatever you are show.
I've never seen so much potential potential.
A master of blade craft,
an icon of Vinyasa Flow,
and a badass tiger.
Cheetah, but it's okay. You're crushing this.
Give me two-can weeks,
and I'll have your faces on shirts
faster than you can say, "Catch phrase."
I'm a sloth, dick-beak.
And what would you say are the side effects
of these performance-enhancing miracle drugs
that I'm so proud to endorse?
Well, that's the best part, Deborah.
There are no side effects.
I know a cheetah who would love this.
The ratings are in.
- My God. My God. - I'm freaking out.
Congratulations, Deborah. You're a star.
My God. Am I ready for this?
Wait, I was born ready.
Ah, and Viv. We're giving your slot to Deb.
What? I'm one explosive episode away
from bringing down a hate group.
Heh. The only thing you're bringing down
is the ratings during primetime.
But people love my show. It's real, it's raw, it's...
Canceled, sorry. Take this complimentary T-shirt,
and please, find your thrills off-air.
Motherfucker, think you can take my thrills away from me, toucan?
What about my show?
- Yes, the jaguar. - Cheetah. No biggie.
- Remind me again. - The limited series I pitched
about the love between a cheetah and a Marny...
I mean a marine animal.
Yes, I loved it.
Except for the ending, which I hated.
Start again, and make it more adult for our late-night block.
Adult?
Yes. Naughty it up.
Debbie, let's walk and squawk.
Hudson. I almost forgot.
- You're canceled too. - What?
No one cancels the fox fist.
My arms and legs...
and face and hands and body.
So we've been getting a lot of feedback.
Mostly that you want less yoga
and more rolling over stuff
while whispering.
I got the tingles.
Good job, fence.
What the fu...
What the... fah!
All right.
Time to shut this shit show down.
Pun deeply intended.
This whole place is a mutant magnet.
Do you know what this means?
We're a crossover hit, baby!
I won't disappoint my audience.
It's time to class it up.
Politics, discourse.
That's what Deborah stands for now.
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And how do you live with the shame of being a kink icon?
I'm a yoga instructor.
- I think... - _
Sounds like someone has some...
- reflecting to do. - Reflecting to do!
Reflect on this!
Bring back "Vivin' on the Edge"!
Bring back... aw, fuck it.
Hey, have you seen Guy lately?
Son of a gun still has my tiki torch.
Anyway, which one is Guy again?
You know, big beak.
Weird accent.
Said he was leaving to pretend to be a TV producer of some kind.
- The fuck? - What else can I say about him?
Hates penguins. Almost as much as I do.
Relax. I'm not some monster.
I just believe birds that can't fly are unnatural.
Naughty.
Yeah.
Like butts.
Yeah, like two different butts...
God, Glenn. Just face it, all right?
You're not naughty by nature, pal.
Must...
Reflect.
That's not good.
What is she still doing on my air?
I can cancel her too, I'm just saying,
Marny's actually popular.
We had a deal.
Now are you a tou-can
or a tou-won't?
Well, well, well, well, well.
Start squawking, asshole.
Gross, dude.
Tonight's a very special episode.
Please welcome our guest, the one, the only...
Guy, or should I say Guy?
Fames flight supremacist and secret co-conspirator
to your beloved host, Deborah.
It's true. Debbie told me if I canceled all the other shows,
she'd help take care of all the penguins.
Yeah, which I did.
Oh, "take care of."
Yeah, I hear it now. That's really bad.
I'll give you a crossover hit,
you bird-brained mother...
Humans! So, so many humans.
My fans.
My fans! What do we do?
We put on a kickass show.
No!
Bring it back!
Sport killing humans, the original thrill.
Now, I've got a toucan to cancel.
So long, suck...
Well, guess I better take this boring fence down.
So boring.
Great work, Darby.
- Loving the fence right now. - It's an electric fence.
Welp, I'm bored. What's on TV?
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