1 00:00:13,876 --> 00:00:15,876 Where... where am I? 2 00:00:15,900 --> 00:00:18,415 Was a... Airplane? 3 00:00:19,314 --> 00:00:21,540 I've been taken. Step one: Find a weapon. 4 00:00:22,189 --> 00:00:24,439 Step two. Sit up slower. 5 00:00:25,583 --> 00:00:26,855 Step three. Find a... 6 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:27,856 Uh, I heard a... 7 00:00:27,881 --> 00:00:29,458 hostage, I was about to say. 8 00:00:29,483 --> 00:00:30,956 Great timing on my part. 9 00:00:30,981 --> 00:00:32,341 You? Needs work, buddy. 10 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:33,638 - Why are... - Say nothing. 11 00:00:33,663 --> 00:00:34,622 If you make a sound, 12 00:00:34,647 --> 00:00:36,979 I will draw this surprisingly nice champagne bottle 13 00:00:37,004 --> 00:00:38,473 slowly across your jugular, 14 00:00:38,498 --> 00:00:42,128 sending an arcing spray of crimson life across the cabin. 15 00:00:42,153 --> 00:00:45,775 Which would be a painful but undeniably fancy way to go. 16 00:00:45,845 --> 00:00:46,845 Pros and cons. 17 00:00:46,870 --> 00:00:48,432 Now, not to get all gort about it, 18 00:00:48,457 --> 00:00:50,268 but take me to your leader. 19 00:00:50,497 --> 00:00:52,397 All right. Turn this plane around. 20 00:00:52,422 --> 00:00:55,416 Archer, what in the Sam hill are you doing? 21 00:00:55,516 --> 00:00:57,100 Reassessing? 22 00:00:57,125 --> 00:00:58,801 This is your plane? 23 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:00,163 Then why did you drug me? 24 00:01:00,188 --> 00:01:01,785 Are you doing a secret villain thing? 25 00:01:01,810 --> 00:01:03,602 'Cause I think we've all been expecting it. 26 00:01:03,627 --> 00:01:05,252 I didn't drug you. 27 00:01:05,277 --> 00:01:08,189 So you're telling me that the good old boys 28 00:01:08,214 --> 00:01:10,994 were drinking whisky and rye... 29 00:01:11,890 --> 00:01:12,890 Like mixed together? 30 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:14,222 Archer, please just... 31 00:01:14,247 --> 00:01:16,479 I am concerned about the mental health 32 00:01:16,504 --> 00:01:18,393 of them good old boys. 33 00:01:19,089 --> 00:01:19,805 What? 34 00:01:19,830 --> 00:01:22,440 Do you think their jobs were levee-based? 35 00:01:22,900 --> 00:01:24,295 Okay, while that may have 36 00:01:24,320 --> 00:01:26,523 a certain surface-level plausibility... 37 00:01:26,548 --> 00:01:27,845 Think you might let him go? 38 00:01:27,870 --> 00:01:29,459 - Oh, right. - Asshole. 39 00:01:29,484 --> 00:01:32,959 Archer, I need you to be a little less Archer right now. 40 00:01:32,984 --> 00:01:35,724 - Who could possibly want that? - AJ, your daughter. 41 00:01:35,749 --> 00:01:37,834 She was kidnapped from her Swiss boarding school. 42 00:01:37,859 --> 00:01:39,759 We're on our way to Switzerland now. 43 00:01:39,784 --> 00:01:40,882 What? AJ? 44 00:01:42,420 --> 00:01:44,290 No. No time for rampage. 45 00:01:44,315 --> 00:01:46,787 - Where's Lana? - She's at home. 46 00:01:46,812 --> 00:01:49,134 Because I... oh, god... 47 00:01:49,159 --> 00:01:51,142 The thing is... you didn't tell her? 48 00:01:51,167 --> 00:01:52,475 You are so murdered. 49 00:01:52,500 --> 00:01:54,140 I'm willing to accept that. 50 00:01:54,165 --> 00:01:56,319 All that matters is getting AJ back. 51 00:01:56,344 --> 00:01:58,132 And Lana would be so devastated 52 00:01:58,157 --> 00:02:00,585 that she would make this whole thing so much harder. 53 00:02:00,610 --> 00:02:01,760 It's your funeral. 54 00:02:01,785 --> 00:02:04,515 Though more likely, it's your hastily dug hole 55 00:02:04,540 --> 00:02:07,410 next to a conveniently located drum of battery acid 56 00:02:07,802 --> 00:02:10,754 - Okay. I'll need a team for this. - That's why I brought them. 57 00:02:10,779 --> 00:02:12,567 Wow. You didn't skimp, did you? 58 00:02:12,592 --> 00:02:14,606 We probably don't need all of them 59 00:02:14,631 --> 00:02:16,170 but I'm not 100% clear 60 00:02:16,195 --> 00:02:18,506 what specific jobs you all have now. 61 00:02:18,654 --> 00:02:20,129 Seems kind of nebulous. 62 00:02:20,154 --> 00:02:21,817 Wait. Was everybody drunk? 63 00:02:21,842 --> 00:02:23,962 Oh, no. I drugged them. 64 00:02:24,775 --> 00:02:25,955 Lucky. 65 00:02:57,219 --> 00:03:03,362 credits 66 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:10,023 AJ! 67 00:03:10,601 --> 00:03:11,539 Yeah. 68 00:03:11,564 --> 00:03:13,212 I thought she might react like that. 69 00:03:13,370 --> 00:03:15,327 Pam, you need to calm down so... 70 00:03:17,046 --> 00:03:19,314 Ow, my... all of it. 71 00:03:19,946 --> 00:03:21,805 Aw, shit. Fine. 72 00:03:21,830 --> 00:03:23,305 You couldn't do that first? 73 00:03:23,330 --> 00:03:24,889 This is supposed to knock out a rhino. 74 00:03:24,914 --> 00:03:26,906 Yeah, a bitch-ass one. 75 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:28,816 - Where'd you even get that? - Oh, I don't know. 76 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:30,795 That big-ass pile of guns and armor, 77 00:03:30,820 --> 00:03:32,327 and is that a rocket launcher? 78 00:03:32,352 --> 00:03:33,775 I found an arms dealer, 79 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:35,260 but I didn't know what you needed, 80 00:03:35,285 --> 00:03:37,383 so I just asked him for one of everything. 81 00:03:37,408 --> 00:03:38,611 Got it, need it, got it, 82 00:03:38,636 --> 00:03:40,594 against the Geneva conventions, got it. 83 00:03:40,619 --> 00:03:41,650 Ooh, what's that? 84 00:03:41,675 --> 00:03:42,796 - Who's phone is that? - It's not me. 85 00:03:42,820 --> 00:03:43,896 I don't even know where my phone's at. 86 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:46,537 Holy moly. I didn't put that there. 87 00:03:46,562 --> 00:03:47,615 Hold on. 88 00:03:47,647 --> 00:03:49,747 You really did get one of everything. 89 00:03:49,772 --> 00:03:50,849 Okay, ready. 90 00:03:50,874 --> 00:03:53,342 Now, they told me to come alone. 91 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:56,225 So everyone, silence please. 92 00:03:57,545 --> 00:03:59,224 - Hel... - I don't know who you are. 93 00:03:59,249 --> 00:04:00,467 I don't know what you want. 94 00:04:00,492 --> 00:04:03,741 But what I have is a very general set of skills. 95 00:04:03,766 --> 00:04:05,636 Honestly, I'm great at everything. 96 00:04:05,661 --> 00:04:07,194 But the thing I'll be best at 97 00:04:07,219 --> 00:04:09,441 in my entire life is hurting you. 98 00:04:09,466 --> 00:04:10,340 Call it a hunch. 99 00:04:10,365 --> 00:04:11,863 Sort of like the hunch you'll have 100 00:04:11,888 --> 00:04:15,658 after I splinter each one of your vertebrae individually! 101 00:04:15,935 --> 00:04:16,935 Where are you? 102 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:17,848 Yeah, no. 103 00:04:17,873 --> 00:04:19,333 Put the kid's father on. 104 00:04:19,358 --> 00:04:21,615 Well, I contributed half her DNA, so... 105 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:23,576 Not you. The one with the money. 106 00:04:23,601 --> 00:04:24,501 Hi. 107 00:04:24,526 --> 00:04:25,793 I know you said to come alone, 108 00:04:25,818 --> 00:04:27,098 but I was scared. 109 00:04:27,123 --> 00:04:29,689 Yeah, well, you guys always do that. 110 00:04:29,714 --> 00:04:31,861 It's basically de jure at this point. 111 00:04:31,886 --> 00:04:33,236 Pro forma, idiot. 112 00:04:33,261 --> 00:04:35,681 I feel like he's not grasping 113 00:04:35,706 --> 00:04:37,576 the power structure here. 114 00:04:37,601 --> 00:04:38,985 Well... well let me call Michel Foucault 115 00:04:39,010 --> 00:04:40,010 and get back to you. 116 00:04:40,050 --> 00:04:41,097 Oh, shut him up. 117 00:04:41,122 --> 00:04:43,755 We need $100 million in bearer bonds. 118 00:04:43,780 --> 00:04:45,387 Oh, well I'm sorry to hear that. Click. 119 00:04:45,412 --> 00:04:47,026 Apparently Foucault's still dead. 120 00:04:47,050 --> 00:04:48,936 Man, he is exhausting. 121 00:04:48,961 --> 00:04:51,292 Yeah, but his heart's in the right place. 122 00:04:51,820 --> 00:04:52,667 I hope. 123 00:04:52,692 --> 00:04:55,376 Okay, so $100 million in bearer bonds, 124 00:04:55,401 --> 00:04:57,790 or you never see AJ again. 125 00:04:57,815 --> 00:04:58,997 Wait for instructions. 126 00:04:59,060 --> 00:05:00,060 You get it? 127 00:05:00,085 --> 00:05:01,481 Man, you screwed that up! 128 00:05:01,506 --> 00:05:02,908 I was trying to keep them on the phone 129 00:05:02,933 --> 00:05:04,309 so Krieger could trace the call. 130 00:05:04,730 --> 00:05:06,185 Oh, was I supposed to be doing that? 131 00:05:06,210 --> 00:05:07,159 Damn it, Krieger! 132 00:05:07,184 --> 00:05:08,775 This is basically a tape recorder. 133 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:10,785 Where would I even find a call tracer? 134 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:11,988 Oh. Here's one. 135 00:05:12,013 --> 00:05:13,040 Damn it, Krieger! 136 00:05:13,065 --> 00:05:14,519 I need every single one of you 137 00:05:14,544 --> 00:05:17,125 to become the most competent versions of yourselves. 138 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:19,879 Now! We are not currently rampaging. 139 00:05:19,904 --> 00:05:21,874 We will be cold. We will be efficient. 140 00:05:21,899 --> 00:05:23,629 And we will find these people! 141 00:05:23,654 --> 00:05:24,756 - But what if we... - Not now. 142 00:05:24,781 --> 00:05:25,781 But when we find them, 143 00:05:25,806 --> 00:05:28,165 we will go white hot supernova blood rampage. 144 00:05:28,190 --> 00:05:30,561 We will make "straw dogs" look like Clifford. 145 00:05:30,586 --> 00:05:31,967 - I think... - Shut up, Cyril. 146 00:05:31,992 --> 00:05:33,686 We have to figure out where the kidnappers are. 147 00:05:33,711 --> 00:05:36,226 Y'all, what about that weird sound on the call, though? 148 00:05:36,251 --> 00:05:37,215 Maybe that's something. 149 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:39,751 Finally someone with something useful to say. 150 00:05:39,776 --> 00:05:41,478 But that's what I was going to say. 151 00:05:41,503 --> 00:05:42,306 Pathetic. 152 00:05:42,331 --> 00:05:43,642 And even if that were true, 153 00:05:43,667 --> 00:05:44,823 I wouldn't have listened. 154 00:05:45,385 --> 00:05:46,690 Bearer bonds 155 00:05:46,715 --> 00:05:48,979 or you never see AJ again. 156 00:05:49,401 --> 00:05:51,195 Never see AJ again. 157 00:05:51,573 --> 00:05:53,432 Never see AJ again. 158 00:05:53,457 --> 00:05:55,166 It might be possible to isolate it, 159 00:05:55,191 --> 00:05:57,541 but we'd need advanced audio gear. 160 00:05:57,566 --> 00:05:58,696 Krieger, there's no time. 161 00:05:59,220 --> 00:06:01,516 I have a place nearby we can use. 162 00:06:04,516 --> 00:06:07,876 So, did anyone else know that Robert had a Swiss jazz label? 163 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:11,069 Or that Swiss jazz was a subgenre called swe-bop? 164 00:06:11,094 --> 00:06:12,217 I mean, it figures. 165 00:06:12,242 --> 00:06:14,215 Switzerland is like the jazz of countries. 166 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:15,725 It just keeps going and going, 167 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:17,421 and no one has any idea why. 168 00:06:17,470 --> 00:06:18,936 Uh, real sorry to interrupt. 169 00:06:19,180 --> 00:06:21,319 You cats were really boppin' and a-boopin'. 170 00:06:21,344 --> 00:06:22,922 Hey, anything for you, Bobby. 171 00:06:22,947 --> 00:06:25,907 Rolph, see if you can isolate the sound in the background. 172 00:06:25,932 --> 00:06:27,547 Then maybe assume a constant tone 173 00:06:27,572 --> 00:06:29,381 and run a low-pass filter on it. 174 00:06:30,752 --> 00:06:32,365 Just keep everyone out. 175 00:06:32,584 --> 00:06:33,903 No visitors right... 176 00:06:36,151 --> 00:06:37,420 Lana! 177 00:06:38,388 --> 00:06:39,810 How did you find out? 178 00:06:39,982 --> 00:06:41,050 I called her immediately. 179 00:06:41,075 --> 00:06:42,521 - Me too. - I did. - Yep. - Yeah. 180 00:06:43,623 --> 00:06:45,576 My granddaughter! 181 00:06:46,045 --> 00:06:48,715 Stop. You're getting old-lady juice all over me. 182 00:06:48,913 --> 00:06:50,863 Lana, you have to understand... 183 00:06:50,888 --> 00:06:52,090 Where are they? 184 00:06:52,115 --> 00:06:53,785 Because I am going to kill everyone 185 00:06:53,810 --> 00:06:55,325 between here and there, 186 00:06:55,350 --> 00:06:56,527 and then kill them. 187 00:06:56,552 --> 00:06:57,910 And then kill you. 188 00:06:58,276 --> 00:06:59,217 Called it. 189 00:06:59,242 --> 00:07:00,052 What have we got? 190 00:07:00,077 --> 00:07:01,777 I isolated that sound for ya. 191 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:04,302 Hoofbeats? 192 00:07:04,327 --> 00:07:05,981 In the middle of winter? 193 00:07:06,006 --> 00:07:07,639 Are we even in the right hemisphere? 194 00:07:07,664 --> 00:07:10,842 Duh, they're in St. Moritz for white turf. 195 00:07:11,136 --> 00:07:13,178 Ugh, it's so hard to talk to poor people. 196 00:07:13,203 --> 00:07:15,205 It's like there's gruel in your ears. 197 00:07:15,230 --> 00:07:16,730 White turf! 198 00:07:16,755 --> 00:07:18,957 The biggest, hobnobbiest rich person event 199 00:07:18,982 --> 00:07:21,185 of the European snob season! 200 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:22,210 What? 201 00:07:22,235 --> 00:07:25,577 What does that have to do with hoofbeats? 202 00:07:32,016 --> 00:07:34,051 Well, say what you will about the Swiss, 203 00:07:34,076 --> 00:07:36,864 but, uh, they sure hate the shit out of horses. 204 00:07:43,210 --> 00:07:46,052 The kidnappers won't contact us for another 24 hours or so. 205 00:07:46,077 --> 00:07:47,995 They'll go silent, try to make us sweat it out. 206 00:07:48,020 --> 00:07:49,895 But that gives us an opportunity. 207 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:52,446 - We kidnap them! - We find them. 208 00:07:52,471 --> 00:07:54,393 - We find them. - Thanks, Pam. 209 00:07:54,418 --> 00:07:56,322 On the call, those hoofbeats seemed close. 210 00:07:56,347 --> 00:07:58,073 Maybe they're involved with the races. 211 00:07:58,098 --> 00:08:00,030 Ray, you should have a natural rapport with them 212 00:08:00,055 --> 00:08:02,050 because you did that dumb winter sports thing. 213 00:08:02,075 --> 00:08:03,905 Oh, you mean winning an Olympic bronze medal 214 00:08:03,930 --> 00:08:05,005 in the giant slalom? 215 00:08:05,030 --> 00:08:06,046 Is that the one with the brooms? 216 00:08:06,070 --> 00:08:07,494 N... you know it's not! 217 00:08:07,519 --> 00:08:08,970 Shut up, both of you. 218 00:08:09,070 --> 00:08:10,974 Cheryl, Robert, work the reception. 219 00:08:10,999 --> 00:08:12,308 If they're asking for that much money, 220 00:08:12,333 --> 00:08:14,175 they might be high rollers in financial trouble. 221 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:15,985 None of these dumb Euros like me. 222 00:08:16,010 --> 00:08:17,955 You "ruin the vibe" at one party. 223 00:08:17,980 --> 00:08:19,860 One party? That seems petty. 224 00:08:19,885 --> 00:08:21,025 I know! 225 00:08:21,050 --> 00:08:23,644 And a total waste of that acid I put in the punchbowl. 226 00:08:23,669 --> 00:08:26,394 Lamest childhood leukemia fundraiser ever. 227 00:08:26,419 --> 00:08:28,417 Um, where's Ms. Archer? 228 00:08:28,442 --> 00:08:29,770 She seemed pretty upset. 229 00:08:29,795 --> 00:08:32,551 She's in the hotel room "coordinating." 230 00:08:32,740 --> 00:08:35,650 The instant you see AJ, 231 00:08:35,683 --> 00:08:37,997 mow those kidnappers down 232 00:08:38,022 --> 00:08:40,368 like it's a bad day at the Somme. 233 00:08:41,204 --> 00:08:44,181 I hadn't given her her first gun yet! 234 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:46,558 Wait. I did. 235 00:08:46,746 --> 00:08:48,332 The cute little ruger. 236 00:08:48,730 --> 00:08:50,354 I gave her a broken walkie-talkie. 237 00:08:50,379 --> 00:08:51,361 What do I do? 238 00:08:51,386 --> 00:08:52,754 Just point me at someone, 239 00:08:52,779 --> 00:08:53,910 and I'll rip 'em apart. 240 00:08:56,830 --> 00:08:59,518 Okay, okay. I get it. 241 00:09:00,506 --> 00:09:02,510 You kiss your mother with that dart? 242 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:04,768 No one screw up. 243 00:09:04,843 --> 00:09:07,817 Or I'll put your bones in a blender and hit frappé! 244 00:09:07,842 --> 00:09:09,591 But that setting's inappropriate 245 00:09:09,616 --> 00:09:10,776 for large pieces. 246 00:09:13,745 --> 00:09:14,661 Remember, Lana, 247 00:09:14,686 --> 00:09:16,526 the rampage is a fierce but delicate art. 248 00:09:16,551 --> 00:09:17,883 I agree with half of that. 249 00:09:17,908 --> 00:09:19,579 Look, I am your rampage Sherpa, 250 00:09:19,604 --> 00:09:22,402 to help you reach the lofty heights on mount rampage. 251 00:09:22,427 --> 00:09:24,055 Lana, we need to talk about... 252 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:26,810 You do not get to apologize to me. 253 00:09:26,835 --> 00:09:29,211 Uh, Robert, you may want to back up out of the blast zone. 254 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:31,850 I respect you too much to apologize. 255 00:09:31,875 --> 00:09:33,091 You were the one who suggested 256 00:09:33,116 --> 00:09:34,913 boarding school in Switzerland! 257 00:09:34,938 --> 00:09:36,020 And you agreed. 258 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:38,165 But you don't get to transfer your motherly guilt 259 00:09:38,190 --> 00:09:40,217 into a rage to soothe yourself. 260 00:09:40,242 --> 00:09:41,060 And you! 261 00:09:41,090 --> 00:09:42,836 I haven't done anything wrong yet. 262 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,101 Which actually is kind of amazing. 263 00:09:44,126 --> 00:09:46,005 You are rubbing off on him. 264 00:09:46,030 --> 00:09:47,975 Then why does he still dress like that? 265 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,975 Lana, let's get AJ back, 266 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,334 then we'll have a long talk 267 00:09:51,359 --> 00:09:54,468 about coparenting, emotional boundaries, all of it. 268 00:09:54,493 --> 00:09:56,085 I honor your perspective, 269 00:09:56,110 --> 00:09:58,977 and I'm open to the idea that I was wrong. 270 00:10:00,806 --> 00:10:02,226 Seriously, how did you do that? 271 00:10:02,250 --> 00:10:05,225 How do I bond emotionally even under tremendous stress? 272 00:10:05,250 --> 00:10:07,715 No, how did she not shoot you in the foot? 273 00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:09,144 That's how it always ends with me. 274 00:10:09,169 --> 00:10:10,169 Honesty. 275 00:10:10,260 --> 00:10:11,605 Also I heard about your feet 276 00:10:11,630 --> 00:10:12,970 and got bulletproof shoes. 277 00:10:13,030 --> 00:10:15,190 I can learn so much from you. 278 00:10:16,523 --> 00:10:18,453 No problem. No problem. 279 00:10:18,821 --> 00:10:20,622 Brownie! Is that you? 280 00:10:20,647 --> 00:10:22,000 Not hearing things. 281 00:10:22,025 --> 00:10:24,501 Jesus, do they just pump heroin through the vents here? 282 00:10:24,526 --> 00:10:27,587 Brownie! How's it sliding, homie? 283 00:10:27,612 --> 00:10:29,515 Oh, pretty fly skis... 284 00:10:29,540 --> 00:10:32,240 That you brought into this party for some reason. 285 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:34,710 Gerswan ramschluss. 286 00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:37,286 Nei. I call you brownie. 287 00:10:37,311 --> 00:10:38,725 The color of your medal. 288 00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:40,427 So you call me Silvie. 289 00:10:40,452 --> 00:10:41,325 Well, I would. 290 00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:44,020 But then I'd have to stab my own vocal cords out 291 00:10:44,045 --> 00:10:45,885 with a ski pole for betraying me. 292 00:10:45,910 --> 00:10:48,541 Oh, don't be like that, brownie. 293 00:10:48,566 --> 00:10:49,527 Guess what? 294 00:10:49,849 --> 00:10:51,199 I will be like that. 295 00:10:51,935 --> 00:10:53,917 With your rampage, you have to start slow. 296 00:10:53,942 --> 00:10:55,315 You need something to build from. 297 00:10:55,340 --> 00:10:56,780 Trust me. But quick question. 298 00:10:56,805 --> 00:10:58,999 Why are we shaking down a two-bit loan shark? 299 00:10:59,024 --> 00:11:00,769 The criminal world here isn't big. 300 00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:02,285 So, we shake him down for a name, 301 00:11:02,310 --> 00:11:04,040 any name, and we work up the chain. 302 00:11:04,065 --> 00:11:05,111 And if he won't give us a name, 303 00:11:05,136 --> 00:11:06,987 I cordially introduce his femoral artery 304 00:11:07,012 --> 00:11:08,330 to a serrated hunting knife. 305 00:11:08,355 --> 00:11:10,225 I thought we didn't do lethal force. 306 00:11:10,250 --> 00:11:12,347 Yeah, my position on that has... 307 00:11:12,465 --> 00:11:13,465 evolved. 308 00:11:14,444 --> 00:11:16,631 Hey. So, uh... Hi. 309 00:11:18,481 --> 00:11:19,592 - Pace yourself. - Ow! 310 00:11:19,617 --> 00:11:21,135 You're rampaging too soon. 311 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:22,857 And we need his mouth to work, Lana. 312 00:11:23,311 --> 00:11:25,467 I guess I'll just find a pen and paper then. 313 00:11:25,679 --> 00:11:27,016 Okay... 314 00:11:27,129 --> 00:11:28,725 We've just got to figure out 315 00:11:28,750 --> 00:11:31,175 who here is financially distressed enough 316 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:33,215 to commit a serious crime. 317 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:34,984 Ugh, I'm bored. 318 00:11:35,315 --> 00:11:37,285 Hey, is there like a central location 319 00:11:37,310 --> 00:11:39,110 that you pour all the drinks out of? 320 00:11:39,135 --> 00:11:40,513 Like a booze vat? 321 00:11:41,189 --> 00:11:44,242 I have been warned about you, miss Tunt. 322 00:11:44,267 --> 00:11:46,689 That's not acid, is it? 323 00:11:46,714 --> 00:11:48,745 No. It's DMT, I think. 324 00:11:50,135 --> 00:11:52,135 Dang it. I gotta pick up the bonds. 325 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:53,050 Can you manage? 326 00:11:53,075 --> 00:11:55,835 Just find someone who's broke and desperate. 327 00:11:56,810 --> 00:11:59,275 Because of the kidnapping... - The kidnapping. 328 00:11:59,300 --> 00:12:01,674 I know. God. 329 00:12:01,699 --> 00:12:04,252 Because I think you cheated at the Olympics! 330 00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:06,040 I was ahead of you the whole way. 331 00:12:06,065 --> 00:12:07,088 But at the last gate, 332 00:12:07,113 --> 00:12:10,185 my binding came just loose enough for me to go down. 333 00:12:10,210 --> 00:12:11,721 And I think you loosened it! 334 00:12:11,746 --> 00:12:13,635 So, your silver medal is tainted. 335 00:12:13,979 --> 00:12:14,791 Oh, yeah. 336 00:12:14,816 --> 00:12:16,512 Of course. I totally did that. 337 00:12:16,537 --> 00:12:18,139 All's fair in love and war. 338 00:12:18,164 --> 00:12:20,146 This was neither of those things! 339 00:12:20,171 --> 00:12:22,045 You know, funny you should say taint, 340 00:12:22,070 --> 00:12:24,842 because that's where I put my medal while I sleep. 341 00:12:25,190 --> 00:12:26,800 Chillax out. 342 00:12:26,825 --> 00:12:28,625 Look, come to the stables with me. 343 00:12:28,650 --> 00:12:31,136 If you can unkink your asshole for one second 344 00:12:31,161 --> 00:12:33,374 and find a little moral flexibility, 345 00:12:33,399 --> 00:12:35,058 it might be worth your while. 346 00:12:35,608 --> 00:12:36,678 Um, where are you going? 347 00:12:36,703 --> 00:12:38,567 I may have just found a clue. 348 00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:41,991 Or about to have the most degrading hate sex of my life. 349 00:12:42,016 --> 00:12:43,916 Which is saying something. 350 00:12:46,648 --> 00:12:48,113 He's reaching for the gun. 351 00:12:48,138 --> 00:12:50,144 It looks like he's going to get it. 352 00:12:50,957 --> 00:12:52,510 Oh, he didn't get it. 353 00:12:52,535 --> 00:12:54,295 So, your name is Tibor. 354 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:55,701 You run the muscle in town. 355 00:12:55,726 --> 00:12:57,435 That's them, I guess. 356 00:12:57,460 --> 00:13:00,679 And something very, very bad is about to happen to you. 357 00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:03,659 Here's the thing. That wasn't it. 358 00:13:03,684 --> 00:13:06,011 You haven't even asked me anything. 359 00:13:06,230 --> 00:13:07,337 Hey. 360 00:13:07,362 --> 00:13:08,909 Can I ask you something? 361 00:13:10,268 --> 00:13:12,098 Turns out we could ask him something. 362 00:13:12,310 --> 00:13:15,390 Jesus, it is colder than Shackleton's nutsack. 363 00:13:15,415 --> 00:13:17,126 Why the hell did you send AJ here? 364 00:13:17,151 --> 00:13:19,531 - Don't you start! - Start what? 365 00:13:19,556 --> 00:13:21,931 I'm happy to start something, but I'd like to be aware of it. 366 00:13:21,956 --> 00:13:23,425 Just what Robert said. 367 00:13:23,450 --> 00:13:25,121 I agreed to send AJ here. 368 00:13:25,146 --> 00:13:27,009 Was I subconsciously getting her out of the way 369 00:13:27,034 --> 00:13:28,520 so I could concentrate on my career? 370 00:13:28,545 --> 00:13:31,936 Lana, introspection is the enemy of happiness. 371 00:13:31,961 --> 00:13:34,235 So, my advice is, don't. 372 00:13:34,260 --> 00:13:35,124 Always worked for me. 373 00:13:35,149 --> 00:13:36,149 Has it, though? 374 00:13:36,174 --> 00:13:38,608 I-I don't know. That's the beauty. 375 00:13:39,020 --> 00:13:40,019 It is tough out there. 376 00:13:40,044 --> 00:13:42,320 Who else spent all their money on gold tiger cages? 377 00:13:42,345 --> 00:13:44,516 Seriously, is there a secondary market for those? 378 00:13:45,543 --> 00:13:47,691 Why are you speaking with us? 379 00:13:47,716 --> 00:13:49,948 I'm just bonding with my peers about how debts pile up 380 00:13:49,973 --> 00:13:51,924 and sometimes you start kidnapping people! 381 00:13:51,949 --> 00:13:53,541 That thing we totally do 382 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:55,791 and talk openly about as rich people. 383 00:13:56,572 --> 00:13:58,730 Conversation is a lost art. 384 00:13:59,767 --> 00:14:02,908 Everyone who's kidnapped someone raise your hand! 385 00:14:04,337 --> 00:14:06,999 I wanted to give AJ the chance to be who she wants to be 386 00:14:07,024 --> 00:14:08,335 and still be who I wanna be. 387 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:10,804 - Is that impossible? - Uh, Lana? 388 00:14:10,829 --> 00:14:12,617 Am I undermining feminism again? 389 00:14:12,642 --> 00:14:13,835 Yeah, kind of. 390 00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:20,010 To be a woman is to be constrained 391 00:14:20,035 --> 00:14:23,355 in a nested series of double-binds. 392 00:14:23,380 --> 00:14:24,955 God, that is so true. 393 00:14:24,980 --> 00:14:26,950 Look, you're the only fixer in town. 394 00:14:26,975 --> 00:14:28,748 Anything strange come through the last few days? 395 00:14:28,773 --> 00:14:30,355 Someone rented the warehouse 396 00:14:30,380 --> 00:14:32,425 where they keep the white turf equipment. 397 00:14:32,617 --> 00:14:36,109 If it's kidnapping, I want nothing to do with it. 398 00:14:36,290 --> 00:14:37,693 I'll take you there. 399 00:14:37,718 --> 00:14:38,490 So, are you, like, 400 00:14:38,515 --> 00:14:41,130 in a local stage production of "the Matrix?" 401 00:14:41,979 --> 00:14:43,360 Are we going for this? 402 00:14:43,535 --> 00:14:45,405 And do the horses have to watch? 403 00:14:45,430 --> 00:14:46,735 Do we blindfold them, or...? 404 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:47,545 What? No. 405 00:14:47,570 --> 00:14:50,505 The people that I work for, they do illegal things. 406 00:14:50,530 --> 00:14:53,545 And we can use you for ski smuggling. 407 00:14:53,570 --> 00:14:55,795 We do other stuff as well! Cool stuff. 408 00:14:55,820 --> 00:14:57,723 Oh, and sometimes kidnapping, hm? 409 00:14:57,748 --> 00:14:58,967 You do what now? 410 00:14:59,655 --> 00:15:01,201 Brigitte, thank you. 411 00:15:01,226 --> 00:15:03,326 You do not need to find yourself. 412 00:15:03,550 --> 00:15:06,631 You are that which is seeking. 413 00:15:08,978 --> 00:15:11,018 Man, she's on a whole thing, huh? 414 00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:13,089 All right, so we go in, surprise the kidnappers... 415 00:15:13,114 --> 00:15:14,540 Do horrible things to their bodies. 416 00:15:14,565 --> 00:15:16,058 Given. Then find AJ. 417 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:17,435 - On three. - But w-w-wait. 418 00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:19,760 I'm picturing a kidnapper grabs AJ, right? 419 00:15:19,785 --> 00:15:21,655 I take the final perfect shot. 420 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:24,094 AJ runs to me with her arms outstretched 421 00:15:24,119 --> 00:15:25,560 and probably calls me dad. 422 00:15:25,585 --> 00:15:26,585 That's your plan? 423 00:15:26,610 --> 00:15:28,315 Well, who put her in Switzerland? 424 00:15:28,340 --> 00:15:29,539 Oh, now we're doing that? 425 00:15:29,564 --> 00:15:30,564 One, two. 426 00:15:37,357 --> 00:15:38,357 Peregrine? 427 00:15:38,735 --> 00:15:40,550 Wondering when you'd get here. 428 00:15:46,540 --> 00:15:48,536 Are you still mad about that stupid statue? 429 00:15:48,561 --> 00:15:51,231 It took me weeks to break out of that prison. 430 00:15:51,256 --> 00:15:53,465 Weeks! Two, actually. 431 00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:54,869 I'm very good. 432 00:15:54,894 --> 00:15:56,697 Get AJ now! 433 00:15:56,722 --> 00:15:58,096 Or I'll fill you so full of lead 434 00:15:58,121 --> 00:16:00,252 that local kids' test scores will go down! 435 00:16:00,277 --> 00:16:02,173 She's mad, but you get it. 436 00:16:02,198 --> 00:16:03,369 Where's my daughter? 437 00:16:03,394 --> 00:16:05,028 Good, yeah. That's simpler. 438 00:16:05,053 --> 00:16:08,136 Get the money, and I'll send for AJ. 439 00:16:10,648 --> 00:16:12,305 Well, she's not dead. 440 00:16:13,687 --> 00:16:16,288 Yes, I have them. Be right there. 441 00:16:17,219 --> 00:16:18,250 Go time? 442 00:16:18,275 --> 00:16:19,571 Go time! 443 00:16:19,596 --> 00:16:21,025 Go time! 444 00:16:22,009 --> 00:16:23,603 You meant... whoops. 445 00:16:23,838 --> 00:16:26,892 Well, I'll say hi to the clockwork elves for you. 446 00:16:27,184 --> 00:16:29,548 They say that history 447 00:16:29,573 --> 00:16:31,728 is written by the victors. 448 00:16:31,753 --> 00:16:34,276 Well, I write it with the blood 449 00:16:34,301 --> 00:16:37,745 and tears of those I destroy. 450 00:16:37,770 --> 00:16:40,526 Maybe you should get a journal for this kind of thing? 451 00:16:40,551 --> 00:16:41,611 And then burn it. 452 00:16:41,636 --> 00:16:43,073 Lana, I must say. 453 00:16:43,098 --> 00:16:45,400 Motherhood does not agree with you. 454 00:16:45,425 --> 00:16:48,978 It's so hard to watch a good woman brought low 455 00:16:49,003 --> 00:16:51,657 by an inability to resist biology. 456 00:16:51,682 --> 00:16:53,994 - Raaampaaa... - N-n-not yet. 457 00:16:54,019 --> 00:16:55,111 Wait for AJ. 458 00:16:55,136 --> 00:16:57,502 We've got your money. Where's AJ? 459 00:16:57,931 --> 00:17:00,213 - Mommy! - Honey, mommy's here. 460 00:17:00,246 --> 00:17:01,213 It's gonna be okay. 461 00:17:01,238 --> 00:17:03,409 Leave the case in the center of the room. 462 00:17:03,434 --> 00:17:05,800 We will bring AJ and take the money. 463 00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:08,230 Do not move until we leave. 464 00:17:08,255 --> 00:17:10,698 What is this, the fox and the river puzzle? 465 00:17:10,723 --> 00:17:12,134 Just do it. 466 00:17:14,478 --> 00:17:15,868 On second thought, 467 00:17:15,893 --> 00:17:19,064 what if I take the money and AJ, 468 00:17:19,089 --> 00:17:21,785 raise her to be the perfect assassin, 469 00:17:21,810 --> 00:17:25,558 then gradually brainwash her to kill you both 470 00:17:25,583 --> 00:17:27,675 for thwarting my plans? 471 00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:30,292 Now wouldn't that just be a gas? 472 00:17:31,285 --> 00:17:33,082 That means shoot! 473 00:17:33,184 --> 00:17:34,840 Sense the moment! 474 00:17:44,037 --> 00:17:45,739 Krieger, what are you doing here? 475 00:17:46,265 --> 00:17:48,991 Um... creating a kickass battle sleigh with all the guns and armor. 476 00:17:49,016 --> 00:17:50,499 How did you know that would be helpful? 477 00:17:50,524 --> 00:17:52,585 - Helpful to what per se? - Whatever. 478 00:17:52,610 --> 00:17:53,897 We need a horse. 479 00:17:54,042 --> 00:17:55,812 Gerswan ran out with a horse. 480 00:17:55,837 --> 00:17:57,946 So I did this. And we didn't have sex. 481 00:17:57,996 --> 00:17:59,235 You and the horse? 482 00:18:02,609 --> 00:18:04,165 We need speed! 483 00:18:08,931 --> 00:18:12,195 Good thing I brought my hotwiring pliers. 484 00:18:12,220 --> 00:18:13,072 Yeah. 485 00:18:13,097 --> 00:18:15,432 Good thing I brought my speedsuit. 486 00:18:15,457 --> 00:18:16,236 Is it? 487 00:18:21,125 --> 00:18:23,466 We are not shooting at my daughter! 488 00:18:23,491 --> 00:18:24,778 Not even a little? 489 00:18:24,803 --> 00:18:26,067 What else do you have? 490 00:18:28,414 --> 00:18:29,961 Damn it. Forget the money. 491 00:18:29,986 --> 00:18:31,039 Get AJ! 492 00:18:31,501 --> 00:18:33,874 Oh, I have the money. Silly gerswan. 493 00:18:34,709 --> 00:18:37,734 One, two, three, go, herd! 494 00:18:38,021 --> 00:18:40,404 Boarding! Party of one! 495 00:18:41,512 --> 00:18:44,168 Not going as planned. 496 00:18:44,988 --> 00:18:46,928 Rampage! 497 00:18:47,224 --> 00:18:49,464 I hate to do this in front of your daughter. 498 00:18:49,489 --> 00:18:52,289 No, I'm kidding. I very much like it. 499 00:18:54,856 --> 00:18:56,307 Oh, shit. 500 00:18:57,164 --> 00:18:59,164 Always in the nick of... ah! 501 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:08,240 Hand. 502 00:19:08,265 --> 00:19:09,538 Obviously, hand. 503 00:19:09,563 --> 00:19:11,505 What was I gonna do, stick out my foot? 504 00:19:11,530 --> 00:19:13,000 Damn it. Even now? 505 00:19:14,158 --> 00:19:16,098 Man, he's fast. Oh, wait. 506 00:19:18,367 --> 00:19:19,470 Oh, scheisse! 507 00:19:20,508 --> 00:19:22,338 Little problem with your binding? 508 00:19:23,992 --> 00:19:25,406 Tainted again. 509 00:19:30,009 --> 00:19:31,294 Lana! 510 00:19:35,038 --> 00:19:37,466 Rampage! 511 00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:43,427 No! 512 00:19:45,854 --> 00:19:48,451 - Human airbag! - Oof. 513 00:19:49,416 --> 00:19:51,155 - Are you okay, baby? - Wow. 514 00:19:51,180 --> 00:19:52,578 That was epic, mom. 515 00:19:53,542 --> 00:19:54,682 Daddy! 516 00:19:59,075 --> 00:20:01,786 Well, I wasn't using that heart anyway. 517 00:20:03,247 --> 00:20:05,169 You took my daughter. 518 00:20:05,667 --> 00:20:08,059 Go ahead. Send me to jail. 519 00:20:08,084 --> 00:20:09,658 I'll only escape again. 520 00:20:09,683 --> 00:20:11,353 I feel so alive! 521 00:20:12,599 --> 00:20:14,174 We could do this forever. 522 00:20:14,199 --> 00:20:15,603 Cat and mouse. 523 00:20:15,628 --> 00:20:17,220 Predator and prey. 524 00:20:17,245 --> 00:20:18,720 Or not that. 525 00:20:21,564 --> 00:20:23,262 I, uh... I think you got her. 526 00:20:30,546 --> 00:20:32,085 Well, I'm glad I finally got 527 00:20:32,110 --> 00:20:34,445 a literal demonstration of overkill. 528 00:20:34,470 --> 00:20:36,781 She is exactly the right amount of killed. 529 00:20:36,806 --> 00:20:39,806 Unless... got a spare vat of battery acid? 530 00:20:40,048 --> 00:20:41,127 I'll call Brigitte. 531 00:20:42,389 --> 00:20:44,565 And then mommy jumped into the sleigh 532 00:20:44,590 --> 00:20:46,268 and saved me, for real! 533 00:20:46,293 --> 00:20:47,932 Robert back on your good side? 534 00:20:47,957 --> 00:20:49,440 Well, I mean, look at him. 535 00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:51,465 We have a pretty good yin-Yang thing going. 536 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,841 Ya know, with Archer, it was kind of double Yang. 537 00:20:53,874 --> 00:20:56,779 And it's good that only one of us has this weird job. 538 00:20:56,804 --> 00:20:58,583 Well, when you're this great at something, 539 00:20:58,608 --> 00:20:59,865 never stop doing it. 540 00:20:59,890 --> 00:21:01,560 You'll figure out the rest. 541 00:21:02,446 --> 00:21:06,110 Like how AJ is great at eating carbohydrates. 542 00:21:08,388 --> 00:21:10,281 You go into one three-year coma 543 00:21:10,306 --> 00:21:12,579 and suddenly everyone forgets about you. 544 00:21:13,073 --> 00:21:15,813 AJ, meet Sterling Archer. 545 00:21:16,180 --> 00:21:17,470 Hey, uh... 546 00:21:23,346 --> 00:21:24,461 Hey, AJ. 547 00:21:24,486 --> 00:21:26,578 Uh, we had a lot of very weird 548 00:21:26,603 --> 00:21:28,281 and dangerous times together. 549 00:21:28,306 --> 00:21:31,081 But you were probably too young to remember me. 550 00:21:31,106 --> 00:21:33,557 No, I remember. You're Sleeping Beauty. 551 00:21:33,582 --> 00:21:34,774 That's what I called you. 552 00:21:34,799 --> 00:21:36,259 I kissed you so you would wake up. 553 00:21:36,284 --> 00:21:37,494 It just took a while. 554 00:21:37,519 --> 00:21:39,213 You... you brought her to visit me? 555 00:21:39,238 --> 00:21:43,075 Yeah. It was really important to me that she see Sleeping Beauty. 556 00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:44,737 That's not what you called him. 557 00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:46,482 I called him Sleeping Beauty. 558 00:21:46,507 --> 00:21:48,888 You called him a sperm-delivery device. 559 00:21:50,755 --> 00:21:52,941 I said that one time. 560 00:21:52,965 --> 00:21:58,777 credits