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Is there a game tonight?

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It's not cool having secret games

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you don't tell me about, Rufus...

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I'm not here for the poker.

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I'm just here to hide from Garrett

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and his incessant planning.

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He keeps sending me emails

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to see if I got his emails.

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I know! It's a trip to Big Bear,

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not the plot to "Inception."

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I love these piņa coladas.

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You know, it's the
only way I can get lit

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- and still make my deliveries.
- Hey, you don't need to fake drink

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- to have a fake good time.
- Disagree.

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Ugh, I cannot wait for this trip.

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I'm so sick of my apartment.

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I miss people.

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For a while the deliveries
were taking the edge off,

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but now people don't
even come to the door.

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They just leave a little sign

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that says "leave food on porch."

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Mine just says "no."

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Speaking of, uh, human interaction,

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you heard from Annie?

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She's been radio silent lately.

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Huh.

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You know, Ben's been strangely
non-participatory as well.

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You don't think they're being
strangely non-participatory

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together, do you?

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I mean, I kinda do now.

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Ugh, I wish they would just
get it over with and smash.

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Cis sexual tension just tires me.

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You know? Me too.

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What, what!

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- Hey! - Whoo!
- _

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We think Ben and Annie hooked up!

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What? Yes! Finally! Bannie!

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Wait, are we all hiding
from Garrett in here?

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- 100%.
- Hiding, drinking...

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Look, after watching Amy
Cooper almost kill a Black man

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and a dog today, I could sit through

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100 Garrett PowerPoint presentations

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just to escape the madness for a bit.

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Rufus! You're too far away.

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- Come give me a hug.
- No, no, no, no, no.

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Michelle, you know
how I feel about hugs.

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Yes, and I'm actively
choosing to ignore you.

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Hugs, hugs, hugs.

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Hugs with people.

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- Hugs, hugs, hugs.
- For real?

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No. For virtual.

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You've been hiding from me?

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That's not why I got you these headsets.

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Yes, but it is a wonderful bonus.

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Big Bear PowerPoint starts in five.

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I need everyone to be
present and focused.

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I have planned this
trip to the last detail.

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One misstep, one person messes up,

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and the whole thing is ruined.

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Traveling during a pandemic
is not fun and games.

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I need everyone to take this seriously.

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Uh-oh! Uh-oh!

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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.addic7ed.com --

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In a world where it's
unsafe to leave your homes,

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one group of friends
would redefine our notions

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of extra-precautionary measures

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in order to prepare for...

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Operation Big Bear.

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Yes! We made it!

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In 24 hours, our safe bubble commences.

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Yes! Human contact!

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Adult, non-husband human contact.

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Anxiety-inducing human contact.

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I need this so bad.

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2020 has been like a constant
steady stream of body blows,

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and this trip is giving
me something to live for!

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Can I renew my strenuous objections?

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None of us have Type O blood;

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if we get this thing, we're all dead.

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Wait, are you backing out?

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No, I'm backing in...

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to my sealed and sterilized tent
I'll be setting up in New York.

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If any of you need me,

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I'll join all group
activities from my phone.

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Rufus, you still think it's dangerous?

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Come on, we've been so good!

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No, I don't think. I know.

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Well, this is actually a good segue

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into my first slide.

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Safety. It's just as easy to be careful.

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And y'all have, so give
yourselves a pat on the back.

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Now, I know that it's been hard

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doing my ultra-tight
14-day quarantine,

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but now it is time to reap the rewards.

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- Yes!
- Oh, come to papa.

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Seven beds, nine baths,

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a pool and a hot tub
overlooking the lake.

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And it would not be

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Scandinavian design without a sauna.

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Your sacrifices have not been in vain.

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Tomorrow, we will escape
our dystopian existence,

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flee this city,

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and give each other hugs for realsies.

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Except for Rufus who hates hugs

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and will be in a tent.

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Now, supplies.

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Who has brought forth the Lysol Wipes?

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See? This is why I didn't want

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to start without Ben and Annie.

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This is their department.

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What's going on, guys?
Where's Ben and Annie?

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We have our suspicions.

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Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late.

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Apology accepted.
Where are the Lysol Wipes?

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Annie's got them. I
talked to her earlier.

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Was she not supposed to get them?

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You got your hair done.

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Oh! Yeah, I did.

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I-I did it myself.

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You know, it took a long
time, but I got it done...

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Brother man, you went from
Tim Meadows to Allen Iverson.

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- You did not do that yourself.
- And you got lined up.

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You know you can't use your left hand.

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Yes, I can! I've been practicing.

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There is no way you
did that by yourself!

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If you don't tell all
of us what is going on,

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I will start a podcast
until I solve this mystery.

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Ben, did you maybe get some help?

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Yeah, maybe someone did it for you?

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We haven't really heard
from you or Annie recently.

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- Did you maybe...
- Okay, fine! You got me.

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All right, we went to the barbershop,

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- but they were extra...
- Wait, I heard a "we" in there!

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- Guys, I...
- Oh, "we"!

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Wait!

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A barbershop?

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Michelle, did your brother just say

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he broke my very clear
quarantine instructions

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- to go to the barbershop?
- Relax!

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Okay, everything was outdoors.
They never took the mask off. I'm good.

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Typical B-positive.

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You are the Pisces of blood types!

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Breathe, baby.

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Do you smell pennies?

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Ben, how dare you pollute
my extreme excitement for you

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with my extreme disappointment in you?

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Were the rules strict? Yes.

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Yes, they were,

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but we all followed them anyway

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because this was important to Garrett.

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- And more importantly, to me.
- And more importantly for me!

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I needed this, and you wrecked
it with your mysterious "we,"

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which I'm also excited about,

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and your weird, celebratory
haircut afterwards.

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Very excited and very disappointed.

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Pradeep, are you really
doing this right now?

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Yes! I call out
injustice when I see it...

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When you know good and damn well

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you brought your housekeeper back.

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Oh!

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This is really about Ben, Garrett.

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I want you to remember that.

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Pradeep, is this true?

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I had a weak moment. Okay?

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One time, like two weeks ago.

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Which is when

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we scheduled weekly visits, so...

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- Oh, God.
- A weekly weak moment.

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Three times! I got one haircut once.

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Wha... men are just so selfish.

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I-I'm sorry.

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Truly, Garrett, I tried, but...

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You know, you guys don't have kids.

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And we needed help.

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Our housekeeper, our
nanny, our gardener...

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- Nanny?
- Whoa.

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That's right!

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Our occasional nanny.

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They are barely keeping
me and Richie above water.

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Does anybody else see black spots?

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- In and out, baby.
- Garrett, we took every precaution.

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We wore masks.

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We took each other's temperatures.

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We broke your quarantine rules
respectfully and responsibly.

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How could you?

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And the lying makes it worse, Pradeep.

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The lying makes it worse.

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Oh, does it, Ellis?

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Does the lying make it worse?

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Yes, it does. It makes it sting.

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Ellis goes to an illegal
SoulCycle speakeasy.

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What?

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They won't let me cancel my membership

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and I need to work off
all that dumb sourdough

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you guys keep sending me!

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What am I supposed to do, not use it?

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- Yeah!
- That's exactly what

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you're supposed to do!

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It is not as bad as it sounds, okay?

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The basement has a little air hole.

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The basement?

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Do you guys have any
idea how much planning

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has gone into this trip?

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Oh, yes, this is the third meeting

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with shower schedules on the agenda.

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Garrett, I know you're angry,

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and you have every reason to be,

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but you don't need to cancel this trip.

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These were tiny infractions, all right?

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Medicinal, prescriptive,
safe interactions

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that we all desperately needed.

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Like my socially-distanced
walk with Michelle yesterday.

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- Oh, for real?
- Well, I was on blast,

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now you're on blast.
It's the circle of blast.

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What treachery is this?

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Did you not... I mean, were walks no...

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Because the approved list of
activities was a little bit...

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The approved list of
activities was very clear.

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Okay, Garrett, I'm human. I'm sorry!

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I made a mistake! We all did.

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I didn't,

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but I still think this trip is
a mass burial waiting to happen.

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And woe be the person that
stays in that cabin after you,

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because Ellis is for
sure gonna haunt them.

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Well, thank you,
Rufus. I feel very seen.

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This is like when I
accidentally heard a spoiler

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for the final season
of "Game of Thrones."

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Disappointing for so many reasons.

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Hey, I thought we were
gonna watch "World of Dance."

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Uh, thank you for the reminder, Alexa.

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All right, just gimme a second.

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I got a work thing.

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That wasn't Alexa.

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Was that Paz?

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The "we" was Paz?

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The "we" was Paz.

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All right, that's it! That's it.

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Operation Big Bear is
Operation Canceled.

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Paz? How did this happen?

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Just last week, you were off her.

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And now you're back on her?

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I cannot abide attractive

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but ultimately shallow people...

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who are women.

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Most of my follows on Insta
are hot male sociopaths.

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The point is, you point us in
an awkward position, Benjamin.

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Look, you know how lonely I've been.

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Plus, this week has been insane;

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Amy Cooper, COVID cases skyrocketing.

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So I got drunk off the last
of my schnapps a few days ago,

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and I maybe might've texted Paz.

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00:09:32,814 --> 00:09:36,078
Please tell me it was at least
more inspired than "You up?"

259
00:09:36,517 --> 00:09:38,552
It was in that area.

260
00:09:38,586 --> 00:09:41,355
I am human! All right?
I have human needs.

261
00:09:41,389 --> 00:09:43,156
It was just supposed to be closure sex.

262
00:09:43,181 --> 00:09:44,081
Now it's been a week.

263
00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:46,460
I've got all sorts of
shampoos in my shower

264
00:09:46,494 --> 00:09:47,972
and pretty sure she's
using my toothbrush.

265
00:09:47,996 --> 00:09:49,563
This is not what I had planned.

266
00:09:49,597 --> 00:09:52,599
Ben! Are you kidding me?

267
00:09:52,634 --> 00:09:54,034
How could you do this to Garrett?

268
00:09:54,059 --> 00:09:55,937
I mean, I feel like we
all kinda did something...

269
00:09:55,962 --> 00:09:59,084
Look, we have 24 hours to
get this man to the woods.

270
00:09:59,109 --> 00:10:02,478
He's about to snap, or die of a
broken heart, I can't tell which.

271
00:10:02,512 --> 00:10:04,513
Either way, I hid the knives.

272
00:10:04,548 --> 00:10:06,835
Honey, I can't find the knives!

273
00:10:07,150 --> 00:10:08,695
Fix this!

274
00:10:09,179 --> 00:10:12,388
Ben, Paz isn't even
pretending to be safe.

275
00:10:12,422 --> 00:10:14,223
She just posted she went ice skating...

276
00:10:14,257 --> 00:10:16,258
yesterday. Heart.

277
00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:17,550
In LA!

278
00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:18,819
Like, where would she even do that?

279
00:10:18,844 --> 00:10:20,578
I tried to kick her out last night,

280
00:10:20,630 --> 00:10:22,565
but she's having a hard time right now.

281
00:10:22,590 --> 00:10:24,576
Well, I've always said
this pandemic is hardest

282
00:10:24,601 --> 00:10:26,902
on the lower-tier Instagram influencers.

283
00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:28,327
Her spon-con is gone.

284
00:10:28,352 --> 00:10:29,820
She's panicked about money.

285
00:10:29,845 --> 00:10:32,146
Plus, I don't want bad quarantine karma.

286
00:10:32,171 --> 00:10:33,304
Ah, ah, ah.

287
00:10:33,329 --> 00:10:34,496
You can't talk about karma,

288
00:10:34,521 --> 00:10:36,655
like I can't say "okurrr" anymore.

289
00:10:36,843 --> 00:10:38,657
Big Bear is canceled?

290
00:10:38,682 --> 00:10:40,316
I can't hibernate for much longer, Ben.

291
00:10:40,350 --> 00:10:42,595
Hey, yeah, you know we're all
responsible for this, right?

292
00:10:42,619 --> 00:10:44,330
- Oh, but it was mostly you.
- Yeah, but you more than us.

293
00:10:44,354 --> 00:10:45,688
For sure not me.

294
00:10:45,722 --> 00:10:48,324
Guys, Garrett is in really bad shape.

295
00:10:48,358 --> 00:10:51,662
He wants to watch some movie
called "Mutiny on the Bounty,"

296
00:10:51,687 --> 00:10:53,863
and he's opened his "I'm
sad" bottle of whiskey.

297
00:10:53,897 --> 00:10:55,598
We've got to sort this out.

298
00:10:55,632 --> 00:10:57,032
Michelle?

299
00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:59,058
You're two minutes late for movie night.

300
00:10:59,083 --> 00:11:00,851
Coming, love!

301
00:11:00,904 --> 00:11:02,538
- Help me!
- All right, I'm on it.

302
00:11:02,572 --> 00:11:04,273
I'll go talk to him.

303
00:11:04,307 --> 00:11:06,609
Oh, wait, that's the delivery driver.

304
00:11:06,643 --> 00:11:08,310
Paz bought a Peloton
bike from Craigslist

305
00:11:08,345 --> 00:11:10,246
to make it look like she
has a sponsorship deal.

306
00:11:10,271 --> 00:11:12,023
She bought her own bike?

307
00:11:12,048 --> 00:11:14,350
She says she has to
spend money to make money.

308
00:11:14,384 --> 00:11:15,918
Now I gotta find a way

309
00:11:15,952 --> 00:11:18,354
to get her and this
thousand-pound stationary bike

310
00:11:18,379 --> 00:11:19,346
out of my place.

311
00:11:19,371 --> 00:11:21,156
She is very good.

312
00:11:21,725 --> 00:11:23,226
I'll be back.

313
00:11:23,894 --> 00:11:25,861
Wait, Ben said he and Annie talked.

314
00:11:25,896 --> 00:11:27,173
Do you think that's why she disappeared?

315
00:11:27,197 --> 00:11:28,764
You think he told her about Paz

316
00:11:28,799 --> 00:11:30,699
and then she spiraled into a depression?

317
00:11:30,734 --> 00:11:32,268
Oh, my gosh, we have to find her!

318
00:11:32,293 --> 00:11:33,742
I'm on it.

319
00:11:34,304 --> 00:11:35,171
Rufus, are you listening?

320
00:11:35,205 --> 00:11:37,173
She's depressed. She's not gonna answer.

321
00:11:37,207 --> 00:11:40,640
Relax, I know how to communicate
with people of her blood type.

322
00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:43,345
What do you mean, "you
all tested positive"?

323
00:11:43,380 --> 00:11:44,680
Sorry, should've clarified.

324
00:11:44,714 --> 00:11:47,149
- Tested positive with concern.
- What?

325
00:11:47,184 --> 00:11:49,885
Annie, we heard the news
and we think it's unhealthy

326
00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:52,164
that you're not talking
about it with us.

327
00:11:53,273 --> 00:11:55,024
How did you guys find out?

328
00:11:55,058 --> 00:11:56,926
Oh, it... it doesn't matter.

329
00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:58,327
The point is, we're family,

330
00:11:58,361 --> 00:12:01,195
and you can't quarantine
your feelings from us.

331
00:12:01,565 --> 00:12:02,665
I'm sorry, y'all.

332
00:12:02,699 --> 00:12:04,099
I should've said something sooner.

333
00:12:04,134 --> 00:12:07,069
- I just...
- It's okay. It's okay.

334
00:12:07,103 --> 00:12:09,705
We know how much you wanted
this Ben thing to work out,

335
00:12:09,739 --> 00:12:11,807
and it... it sucks
that he's back with Paz,

336
00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:13,632
but we're here for you.

337
00:12:14,144 --> 00:12:15,492
Wait, what?

338
00:12:17,210 --> 00:12:19,545
Ben is back with Paz?

339
00:12:20,784 --> 00:12:22,375
You didn't know?

340
00:12:22,546 --> 00:12:25,481
Ah, what were you talking about?

341
00:12:25,655 --> 00:12:28,357
I just got hired to
ghostwrite a romance novel.

342
00:12:28,391 --> 00:12:31,760
It's like this huge job, and
I've got a crazy deadline.

343
00:12:31,795 --> 00:12:32,839
That's why I've been so distant.

344
00:12:32,863 --> 00:12:35,264
I wanted to take a chunk
out of it before Big Bear.

345
00:12:35,298 --> 00:12:36,843
- Oh, my God. That's so great.
- Congrats.

346
00:12:36,867 --> 00:12:39,635
- Annie! Wow!
- Yeah.

347
00:12:39,660 --> 00:12:41,127
Congrats. So cool.

348
00:12:41,152 --> 00:12:42,819
He's not bringing her, is he?

349
00:12:43,132 --> 00:12:45,174
Well, no. Good news is no.

350
00:12:45,208 --> 00:12:47,576
Uh, bad news is, the
trip's been canceled. That's why.

351
00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:48,968
What? Why?

352
00:12:48,993 --> 00:12:51,161
- Because of Paz.
- Ben and only Ben messed up.

353
00:12:51,214 --> 00:12:52,147
No!

354
00:12:52,182 --> 00:12:55,050
I haven't even opened
a window in 14 days.

355
00:12:55,085 --> 00:12:56,128
I know, we've all taken it seriously.

356
00:12:56,152 --> 00:12:57,119
Same here!

357
00:12:57,153 --> 00:12:59,455
Actually, there may be
a way to salvage this.

358
00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:03,416
But the answer lies deep in
the belly of the dark web.

359
00:13:03,460 --> 00:13:04,664
Rufus?

360
00:13:05,495 --> 00:13:06,945
Rufus!

361
00:13:07,227 --> 00:13:08,694
Should we be worried?

362
00:13:08,719 --> 00:13:10,587
- Oh, definitely worried.
- I think it's fine.

363
00:13:10,612 --> 00:13:12,414
What? I mean, fine.

364
00:13:18,539 --> 00:13:19,828
How could Ben do this?

365
00:13:19,853 --> 00:13:23,142
Oh, I believe it involved
a cocktail of German alcohol

366
00:13:23,183 --> 00:13:24,684
- and loneliness.
- Oh, forget all that.

367
00:13:24,711 --> 00:13:27,546
Tell us about your romance novel job.
What's it about?

368
00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:31,684
It's about a woman who's
secretly pining for her friend

369
00:13:31,718 --> 00:13:32,885
who's in a relationship.

370
00:13:32,919 --> 00:13:36,521
And when they break up, she
finally confesses her love

371
00:13:36,546 --> 00:13:38,742
and they spend the rest
of their lives together.

372
00:13:39,609 --> 00:13:41,177
But in medieval Scotland.

373
00:13:41,202 --> 00:13:43,203
You might wanna rework that ending.

374
00:13:43,228 --> 00:13:45,129
What am I doing? For real.

375
00:13:45,154 --> 00:13:46,791
I mean, this... this
whole Ben thing isn't...

376
00:13:46,816 --> 00:13:48,920
I should just move on, right?

377
00:13:48,945 --> 00:13:50,612
And just try to get out there.

378
00:13:50,647 --> 00:13:52,748
Well, as long as your "get out there"

379
00:13:52,773 --> 00:13:55,074
involves you never leaving the house,

380
00:13:55,099 --> 00:13:58,835
then yes, I think it's a good
idea to explore your options.

381
00:13:58,888 --> 00:14:00,889
Well, why didn't you
tell us about this book?

382
00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,057
That's good news.

383
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:05,560
Because it just felt selfish
to brag about a new job

384
00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:07,663
- when you just lost yours.
- No.

385
00:14:07,697 --> 00:14:09,898
A win for one of us is a
win for all of us right now.

386
00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:11,800
All right, I may not have the Clippers,

387
00:14:11,834 --> 00:14:13,268
but I still have you,

388
00:14:13,293 --> 00:14:15,761
and you, Annie, are doing
better than the Clippers.

389
00:14:15,786 --> 00:14:18,154
Yeah, come on! Let's celebrate.

390
00:14:18,179 --> 00:14:20,714
Wait, I think I have
something real to celebrate.

391
00:14:20,739 --> 00:14:23,841
I mean, my thing is real, Rufus.

392
00:14:23,913 --> 00:14:26,281
Rufus, I got a text from
you saying, "Solved this."

393
00:14:26,306 --> 00:14:27,773
What's going on?

394
00:14:27,798 --> 00:14:29,796
Careless friends isn't
something you can solve, Rufus.

395
00:14:29,821 --> 00:14:30,968
Actually, it is.

396
00:14:30,993 --> 00:14:33,561
Uh, I have a frenemy
named Rich on the dark web.

397
00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:35,757
He got a ton of my hand sanitizer.

398
00:14:35,782 --> 00:14:38,417
He's willing to trade another batch

399
00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:40,743
for seven rapid COVID tests.

400
00:14:40,768 --> 00:14:42,402
We'd have the results in 24 hours.

401
00:14:42,427 --> 00:14:43,808
- Yes! Yes!
- Shut up!

402
00:14:43,833 --> 00:14:45,967
- Oh, yeah.
- Rufus, you came through!

403
00:14:46,002 --> 00:14:48,937
- Shove it up there.
- Yes, baby. Isn't that great?

404
00:14:48,962 --> 00:14:51,265
- It's all good.
- No.

405
00:14:51,687 --> 00:14:53,819
What? You're still mad
about the walk with Ellis?

406
00:14:53,843 --> 00:14:56,645
We wore masks and we
stayed six feet apart.

407
00:14:56,670 --> 00:14:57,970
We can't use those tests.

408
00:14:57,995 --> 00:14:59,424
Why, because they're from the dark web

409
00:14:59,449 --> 00:15:00,726
and they're probably super sketch?

410
00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:04,386
No, if anyone could track down
reliable tests, it's Rufus.

411
00:15:04,411 --> 00:15:06,799
- Correct.
- But people need these tests,

412
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:07,756
and they can't get them anywhere.

413
00:15:07,790 --> 00:15:09,034
There are shortages
all over the country.

414
00:15:09,058 --> 00:15:12,427
I mean, Jazmin can't get her
hands on enough of these things

415
00:15:12,452 --> 00:15:14,152
as a doctor in New York.

416
00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:15,940
And we're gonna just
divert seven of them

417
00:15:15,965 --> 00:15:17,366
for a vacation to Big Bear?

418
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:18,477
We can't use them. It's wrong.

419
00:15:18,502 --> 00:15:19,802
Is it wrong?

420
00:15:20,140 --> 00:15:22,637
I mean, it's seven tests.

421
00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:24,671
It's not like we're gonna
wipe the state clean.

422
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:28,009
Come on, baby, I know how
much you needed this escape.

423
00:15:28,034 --> 00:15:30,168
I just wanted one thing
to go right, but it can't.

424
00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:33,358
All we had to do was just
follow some simple rules

425
00:15:33,383 --> 00:15:35,150
and we couldn't even do that.

426
00:15:37,007 --> 00:15:38,820
- Hey, Ben.
- Hey.

427
00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:40,781
I'm guessing they caught you up.
- Yep.

428
00:15:41,338 --> 00:15:43,372
Sorry I ruined the trip
with my barbershop run.

429
00:15:43,446 --> 00:15:44,913
Oh, Ben, come on.

430
00:15:44,938 --> 00:15:47,343
The outdoor barbershop
was probably fine.

431
00:15:47,797 --> 00:15:50,265
You ruined the trip with Paz.

432
00:15:50,299 --> 00:15:53,265
I mean, actually, Rufus
has a way to save the trip.

433
00:15:53,669 --> 00:15:56,271
He has a friend who can test all of us.

434
00:15:56,305 --> 00:15:57,549
- Oh, my God! Are you serious?
- But I...

435
00:15:57,573 --> 00:15:59,441
I am down! Yes!

436
00:15:59,475 --> 00:16:01,209
When? Where? Sign me up.

437
00:16:01,234 --> 00:16:03,335
You guys scared me with
that whole Paz thing.

438
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:04,379
I'm sure we're both fine,

439
00:16:04,414 --> 00:16:06,047
but if you have an extra...

440
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:18,031
Please tell me she's choking to death.

441
00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:20,237
She's not choking.

442
00:16:20,262 --> 00:16:22,697
She doesn't eat solid foods.

443
00:16:22,842 --> 00:16:24,343
Yeah, this trip is a dud.

444
00:16:24,368 --> 00:16:26,870
That's a wrap on Big Bear.

445
00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:30,015
Paz, I'm going to send
you a recipe for some tea.

446
00:16:35,523 --> 00:16:37,973
- Shh!
- Rufus, shush!

447
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:40,532
Here he comes. Here he comes.

448
00:16:42,984 --> 00:16:43,984
Surprise!

449
00:16:44,009 --> 00:16:46,120
- Surprise!
- What?

450
00:16:46,145 --> 00:16:47,245
What is this?

451
00:16:47,288 --> 00:16:48,822
We just felt so awful.

452
00:16:48,857 --> 00:16:50,824
You had planned this
beautiful trip for us,

453
00:16:50,859 --> 00:16:53,193
and we wanted to do
something beautiful for you.

454
00:16:53,218 --> 00:16:55,018
- Oh.
- If we can't go to Big Bear,

455
00:16:55,043 --> 00:16:56,977
then Big Bear comes to us.

456
00:16:57,002 --> 00:16:58,273
This is...

457
00:16:58,965 --> 00:17:00,899
this is really nice.

458
00:17:00,924 --> 00:17:03,226
Thank you guys so much.

459
00:17:03,371 --> 00:17:05,939
I'm so sorry I've been
controlling lately.

460
00:17:05,964 --> 00:17:08,985
I guess social planning
is my love language,

461
00:17:09,010 --> 00:17:11,145
and I've been going a
little crazy without it.

462
00:17:11,179 --> 00:17:12,780
Oh, it's okay, Garrett.

463
00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:15,492
Emotions have been all over the place!

464
00:17:15,517 --> 00:17:16,750
We know you love us,

465
00:17:16,775 --> 00:17:18,452
even when you yell at us.

466
00:17:18,477 --> 00:17:20,211
I mean, I love my kids
when I yell at them.

467
00:17:20,236 --> 00:17:21,446
Can I have another marshmallow?

468
00:17:21,471 --> 00:17:23,272
No, you get your own marshmallow!

469
00:17:23,297 --> 00:17:25,232
Close it!

470
00:17:25,293 --> 00:17:26,493
Rufus, you okay over there?

471
00:17:26,518 --> 00:17:28,051
Well, just about.

472
00:17:28,076 --> 00:17:29,726
Ah, there we go.

473
00:17:30,607 --> 00:17:33,443
Only you can prevent forest virus.

474
00:17:33,468 --> 00:17:35,569
Gang, I'm not gonna lie,

475
00:17:35,603 --> 00:17:38,772
I was starting to feel really
sad about being so alone.

476
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:40,974
Reminds me of when I was
starting my transition

477
00:17:41,009 --> 00:17:44,344
and I was just always so afraid
to go outside, and I just...

478
00:17:44,379 --> 00:17:46,313
don't want to go back there.

479
00:17:46,347 --> 00:17:49,049
Aw, come on, sis.
You know we got you.

480
00:17:49,083 --> 00:17:50,951
I know.

481
00:17:50,985 --> 00:17:53,387
I had y'all back then
and I have y'all now.

482
00:17:53,421 --> 00:17:55,789
Even if it's just
through a little screen.

483
00:17:56,558 --> 00:17:57,925
Anyway, enough of the sad stuff.

484
00:17:57,959 --> 00:18:00,561
Annie, tell everyone your good news.

485
00:18:00,595 --> 00:18:02,095
You got news? What's your news?

486
00:18:02,130 --> 00:18:04,231
Oh. Okay.

487
00:18:04,265 --> 00:18:06,600
Well, I decided

488
00:18:06,634 --> 00:18:09,335
if I'm going to write about
my characters taking risks

489
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:12,840
in my book, then I should be
taking some risks of my own.

490
00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:16,109
So I joined a dating app.

491
00:18:16,134 --> 00:18:17,668
- Hey. Wow.
- Hey. Good for you.

492
00:18:17,693 --> 00:18:19,460
- Whoo-hoo!
- Oh, that's great.

493
00:18:19,485 --> 00:18:22,392
I... I hear dating online
during the quarantine is crazy,

494
00:18:22,417 --> 00:18:24,218
but hopefully in a good way.

495
00:18:24,252 --> 00:18:27,054
Oh, nice used bike, Ben.

496
00:18:27,079 --> 00:18:28,379
Did you boil it first?

497
00:18:28,404 --> 00:18:29,904
Thank you.

498
00:18:29,929 --> 00:18:32,597
Just in case anyone cares...
Although I know you don't...

499
00:18:32,622 --> 00:18:34,690
Paz's cough was just allergies.

500
00:18:34,762 --> 00:18:35,840
- Pbbt. Yeah, okay.
- Right.

501
00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:39,132
That's what she told you.

502
00:18:39,167 --> 00:18:40,812
Tell her to follow me on Insta.

503
00:18:40,837 --> 00:18:43,472
Okay, all right, everybody,
raise your little cups.

504
00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:46,573
We may not be like we
were, but we are still us,

505
00:18:46,608 --> 00:18:48,242
and we still have each other,

506
00:18:48,267 --> 00:18:51,002
so screw Big Bear.

507
00:18:51,027 --> 00:18:52,761
We're kick corona's ass.

508
00:18:52,786 --> 00:18:53,819
Huzzah.

509
00:18:53,844 --> 00:18:55,044
Cheers.

510
00:18:55,116 --> 00:18:56,250
We can do this.

511
00:18:56,275 --> 00:18:59,523
Hell, we can do quarantine for
another year, if we have to.

512
00:19:00,831 --> 00:19:02,195
Salud.

513
00:19:03,091 --> 00:19:04,224
Cheers?

514
00:19:04,249 --> 00:19:07,918
Wait, you don't actually mean
like a whole year, do you?

515
00:19:07,951 --> 00:19:09,289
Rufus, you okay?

516
00:19:10,187 --> 00:19:13,166
The... oh, there's, uh,
this video on Twitter.

517
00:19:13,191 --> 00:19:14,625
It's everywhere.

518
00:19:14,650 --> 00:19:16,517
Just send it to the group chat.

519
00:19:16,968 --> 00:19:19,182
I don't... I don't
think that's a good idea.

520
00:19:19,207 --> 00:19:21,642
What is it, Rufus? Forward it.

521
00:19:30,389 --> 00:19:32,007
Oh, my God.

522
00:19:38,365 --> 00:19:41,868
I can't... guys, I have to go...

523
00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:43,573
G-get off of him!

524
00:19:43,598 --> 00:19:45,599
- Get off of him!
- What are they doing?

525
00:19:45,624 --> 00:19:47,325
Why are they all just standing there?

526
00:19:47,350 --> 00:19:48,394
Why isn't someone doing something?

527
00:19:48,419 --> 00:19:50,654
Dude, get off his neck.
You're gonna kill him.

528
00:19:51,727 --> 00:19:53,761
I gotta go. I gotta go.

529
00:19:55,576 --> 00:19:57,477
Uh, are you guys okay?

530
00:20:07,689 --> 00:20:10,484
This lasts for eight
minutes and 46 seconds.

531
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:15,755
I-I can't... I can't keep seeing this.

532
00:20:15,780 --> 00:20:17,558
I can't keep seeing this.
I can't keep seeing this.

533
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:19,876
- I know, babe.
- I can't keep seeing this.

534
00:20:19,901 --> 00:20:22,336
I can't... I can't keep seeing this.

535
00:20:29,148 --> 00:20:34,148
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